Top 10 DON'T Mess w/ Dorothy Moments | The Golden Girls

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Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia are four young-at-heart housemates living together in Miami. Bright, promiscuous, clueless and hilarious, these lovely, mismatched ladies form the perfect circle of friends. Starring Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan, Betty White, and Estelle Getty.
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[@Shaquille__Oatmeal_00]

"Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute." *THAT MOMENT WAS LEGENDARY*

[@nicolenewsome4863]

😈😈😈😈

[@ariramirez1315]

One of the best lines out of all of 7 seasons, hands down!

[@quebochinche7086]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleelarsen5002]

Holy shit 😂

[@kiwimusume]

It takes a lot to make me really LOL, but I scream-laughed at this.

[@Temuville]

That “NOT NOW, MA!” line was great. I could feel the irritation.

[@teetrav]

NOT NOW MA!!!!🤬🤬🤬

[@aileenblas7669]

Big deal, I took a whole place setting!

[@ChloeBaileysRightBootyCheek]

I love when she get irritated lol

[@angelmurphy914]

thats something my mom would say to my dad instead of ma NOT NOW TOM !!!!

[@Barbe]

@@angelmurphy914 *Tom:* "Big deal, I took a whole place setting." *Tom's Wife:* "NOT NOW, TOM!"

[@egr7646]

Dorothy: “To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car!”

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lol.

[@sabrinaramirez4585]

i feel this most of the time

[@helenatube]

Relatable, our dear Dorothy!

[@patrickconnolly1599]

That is my favorite

[@inkheart151]

I love how blanche’s eyes widened when Dorothy said “I know. I was there a year before they found out.”

[@josephroessler3061]

😂😂😂😂

[@FrankWolenczak]

And that woman's eyebrows went up when she could see her being in Attica for a year without them realizing it then came the "Sorry Chief, I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers." I died laughing at that part

[@itsalbertbitch]

"I better not sat anything before I've had my coffee" So relatable haha

[@noreenryan2590]

Best comedy loved those ladies 👏👏😂😂😂❤

[@Letsmarchishere]

not said

[@jaiiqqo3790]

@@Letsmarchishere not say****

[@Jakegothicsnake]

“A SLUT AND A MORON!!!!”

[@shawneegirl1980]

@@Jakegothicsnake 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wekakiwi]

"Her mother was a slut, too" - best Dorothy comeback ever. What a legend and a great show.

[@nicholasforbes8658]

"Her mother was a slut too" had me rolling on the floor.

[@ZehnWaters]

She’s right about working in the public school system.

[@montygreen6228]

How true that statement is.I agree one hundred percent.

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

don't I know it!

[@enigma1326]

Depends on the location of the school system.

[@kerriethompson2073]

Yes! So relatable.

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

@@enigma1326 wanna bet? you couldn't be more wrong.

[@foxboy72006]

"Blanche wake up! My wife will be home any minute!" Blanche gets up faster than a bat out of hell lol.

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lmao

[@adamjustadam]

She ran faster than rats on the Titanic 😂

[@michaellovely6601]

Blanche: "Where are my shoes?!?"

[@caneimcdonald9226]

Dorothy Zbornak was my favorite Golden Girl out of the bunch. She was savage, sarcastic, strong, but still genuinely cared for you. She will forever be the greatest TV grandmom of all time!!.

[@EphemeralProductions]

Yup! I agree!

[@SiiriRebane]

also, i had kinda similar great woman as english teacher in vilnius uni. i don't remember her name, but she was good.

[@andyleal6982]

"by the way you're wearing your knee brace on your neck" at 1:29 lmao i'm dead 😂😂😂😂

[@pppmanly]

Dorothy knows Sophia is faking continued illness. 😂😂

[@thejoshh5706]

What episode is it

[@12Blueace]

The Joshh Bang the drum Stanly

[@k.carter3704]

Hooker” Attica is a men’s prison” Dorothy “ yes I know I was there a year before they found out”😂

[@RikaNJay4life]

This one.

[@Lubbylove89]

"To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car." I love her.

[@dannysimion]

No one can slam a door better.

[@sxm76]

Right! 😎

[@nickelwindow53]

George Jefferson

[@sxm76]

@@nickelwindow53 forgot about him.

[@perrywalton2464]

@@sxm76 why?

[@samueltaylor9254]

Rember she did it on Maude too.

[@TeleeFONE]

Blanche : Flirting is part of my heritage Rose : What do you mean Dorothy : Her Mom was a slut too. I burst out laughing, this should have been number 1 😂😂😂

[@ohyesitsyouagain]

“To either get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car” 😂😂😂 I love Dorothy

[@michellechawngthu5572]

It's still not working you Bimbo 😂😂

[@Jakegothicsnake]

How childish to resort to name-calling. You Jezebel.

[@greenlee7smythe]

Jakegothicsnake Floozy!

[@greenlee7smythe]

Vintage Vinny I am a tramp?! Blanche have u heard the latest ad campaigns? “Join the army be all u can be and sleep with Blanche Deaveroux? Join the navy. See the world and sleep with Blanche Deaveroux? The marines are looking for a few good men who have NOT SLEPT WITH BLANCHE DEAVEROUX?!?!?!?!”

[@VintageVinny]

@@greenlee7smythe 😆😆😆😆.

[@lunestiacrescent827]

The "Attica is a MENS prison." Bit always gets me.

[@sheilamcevoy7212]

Just Brilliant!

[@adamjustadam]

She looks like an 80s version of Michonne from TWD 😂

[@jessicalillianweinberg4401]

@@sheilamcevoy7212 It's even more brilliant because it seems like a "recovery." Attica is a well-known name, so it may just have been the only one Dorothy could think of, and that's why she used it...but she "recovered" when the other woman came up with a reason why she couldn't be telling the truth.

[@snoopz2]

The savagery is on point........,,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@d.a.6556]

"and I want a BIG, bald convict naned Bubba to pick you for his girlfriend!" 🤣🤣🤣I'm dead

[@Rainbowdragon2]

"I worked in the public school system. It ain't too much different than this!"

[@michaelsternberg7320]

How did you ever pull that off? I worked in the public school system not that different. Rofl so true.

[@montygreen6228]

Very very true.

[@JBomb517]

3:27 is one of the most underrated moments of Dorothy getting worked up lol.

[@lauren64]

JBomb82 she really deserved to scream at him stan sucks

[@acotbc]

She was channeling her "All in the Family" & "Maude" days with how loud she was shouting there!

[@TheSiren666]

Y'all cut half of the 'sleep with Blanche devereux' part

[@thexxit]

And the entire thing is what makes it the funniest!

[@joemanley8935]

The marines want a few good men who haven't slept with Blanche Deveraux

[@TheSiren666]

@@joemanley8935 *have not

[@normadesmond6017]

"I was there a year before they found out....." Yeah, that was good...

[@neishastarr8174]

Dorothy was one of the greatest! My favorite character!

[@rocco...]

An iconic character in tv history!

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

NOT NOW MA!! XD

[@inkheart151]

I used to listen to that on my CD when I was a kid. Like, 8 years old

[@EyeSooGuy]

Shady pines, ma! Lmao

[@tonyb0904]

The numerous times Sophia angered or embarrassed D and she tried to hold her tongue ..... most of the time, that's the most vocal I've ever heard her with S. Still hilarious though!

[@alysononoahu8702]

Priceless

[@rocco...]

Top quality acting and talent. No blurting out lines with no facial expressions then posing while a fake laugh track finishes its play like we see in so many shows in the last 20 years.

[@sheilaechols820]

By the way Mom you wearing your knee braces on your neck 😂😂 #teamdorth💪👊

[@billiebass3973]

Dorothy was so beautiful with her gray hair

[@someamericanfanofQE2]

"Oh, I'm sorry - that good morning crack was way out of line." 😂😂

[@frankieclayton9303]

They don't make tv shows like this no more

[@rocco...]

Not even close!

[@jeremiahgabriel5709]

Not identical, but definitely give "Hot in Cleveland" a shot. It has Betty White too! (Where she has become Sophia).

[@eugeniastravels8954]

anymore

[@SheniceSays214]

Me every morning: I’ve better not say anything until I’ve had my coffee.

[@pyratewolf3689]

"Good, good! I want you to go to jail! And I want a big, bald convict named 'Bubba' to pick you for his girlfriend!!!"

[@mihaelchandler6557]

Andrew The Overwatch Pirate, The look on her face & the way she said “Good, Good”😂☝🏽

[@montygreen6228]

That look on her face when she made that remark, had me in stiches.

[@Mojosfire]

That line was hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Lmao. You can tell she really meant it. Lol

[@greenlee7smythe]

Nicole Newsome and then the look he gave her like, “heeeeey! U wouldn’t!” Lmao 😂

[@samalvey8168]

Let's take a vote. Ice cream or felony? Ice cream.

[@MrCoolneko]

I love it when Dorothy is savage and uses that pointer finger right.

[@singe0diabolique]

Every now and then when my mother and I are kidding around I'll look her in the eye and say, "Shady Pines, Ma!"

[@Jazmynejay]

Lol. Nice one🤣🤣🤣

[@iamdancel0616]

This girls are timeless. Legend in their own special way.. Love love The Golden Girls.. God Bless Ms Betty White 💕

[@clown-cult96]

That finger point she does is iconic.

[@olivia8949]

Dorothy was always my favourite golden girl. She reminds me so much of my grandmother

[@adamjustadam]

She sounds acid-tongued but loving. That’s really awesome!

[@JM-jt2zd]

Still miss them so much. Saturday's night never were the same. God bless 😔😘🌹

[@spiceupyourlife7755]

#4 was one of the best comebacks 😂

[@cherry_bomb5014]

They are looking for a few man who haven't slept with Blanche Deroux 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@flaviarenevey6719]

0:24 Betty White's line was hilarious too.

[@jmnny85]

The great Bea Arthur!! 😍👏👍

[@fil-can4868]

I loved Dorothy aka Bea Arthur, rest in peace.

[@mihaelchandler6557]

Sophia: Nice goin’, I can cover more ground then you in my wheel chair😆

[@bailodescalza]

That insult after Dorothy drank coffee came courtesy of the Decaf department

[@90274249]

Timeless classic. I grew up watching them in the 80's. 4 incredibly talented actresses.

[@missg.5940]

Although l admit to havin been “ grown up”.

[@Newt-Man]

And they're dead

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

I'm not ashamed to admit that the fact that they're all gone hurts a lot. RIP Estelle, Bea, Rue, and Betty.

[@sxm76]

What has the world come to? Even the Golden Girls get thumbs down.

[@ClovertheUnburnt]

First global warming, and now lack of taste.

[@nicolenewsome4863]

@@ClovertheUnburnt clearly yes lack of taste.

[@cjturner2008]

Because this world has stupid people

[@LordBummenbachsBalls]

I believe that the people that gave dislikes do not know what true comedy is.

[@march24-lp4pv]

​@@ClovertheUnburntEvery summer there's global warming😅

[@anyutka19]

That last one though 🤣🤣🤣

[@doreenhert8970]

I love dorothy she was the best my favorite i love them all but she was the best

[@MatthewLawrence886]

She's the funniest woman ever

[@rocco...]

Right up there that's for sure!

[@marykylaeroapras3064]

Am i the only one want to say dororty's one liner to a friend or someone pissing me off

[@qeetuhd]

I have my own oneliners in Dorothy's style 😅

[@ginad480]

Dorothy: she put a steak knife into her purse Sophia: big deal I took a whole place set Dorothy : NOT NOW MA!!

[@SerafiniAGaunt]

I love Sophia's little waddle at 1:11

[@edgarfilho6129]

I love them and Dorothy was also very very special to me.

[@cecegiles7753]

one of the Best shows ever .......

[@infinityjameslopez1514]

Number 4 cut off too soon lol. "Join the Navy. See the world. Sleep with Blanche Debaroah. Join the Army. Be all you can be sleep with Blanche Debaroah. The Marines are looking for a few good men that have not slept with Blanche Debaroah!!!" Probably messed up Blanches name lol

[@cowboysfan0908]

I love all of them, but Dorothy is my favorite!

[@tommick4837]

How I miss shows like The Golden Girls they could always make a person laugh and so relatable to things going on in our society a feel good down to earth show

[@Coupal1]

THat bit in the prison was superb! I know because I work in the public school system. I mean me!

[@josephroessler3061]

Wake up Blanche my wife is on way home 😂😂

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

"𝐁𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤"😳🤦🏾‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙌🏾

[@emersonlistenbee3251]

Blanche wake up my wife will be home any minute lol

[@delacruzkarlcedrik6035]

How Dorothy say "It's still not working you bimbo" is immaculate! And How Dorothy delivered, "Did you ever heard the latest ad campaign, Join the army, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereaux" is giving me Maya Angelou haikus

[@toddbeaton1512]

the golden girls are so amazing

[@ruthlinwilson7643]

RIP my Golden Girls I miss these series so much with Dorothy first and then Sofia my second best of all

[@AngeliCutie94]

I work in the public school system it's not that much different than this LOL

[@Auron12786]

That Attica bluff was badass

[@surkularsinisism1989]

I keep looking for this clip but it doesn’t seem to be anywhere. It’s where Dorothy suggests a video game idea to someone and it goes along the lines of: There’s an irritating little old lady and in the game are all these creative and fun ways to kill her and when you reach level 5, you get to just nuke her! One of the funniest Dorothy lines I remembered.

[@lillylovesrain7072]

I miss Rue, Bae and Estelle so much. I wish Betty talked more about them.

[@KitaraStrife]

I have NEVER seen the episode with moment number 5 (2:10 to 2:28) before, but OMG THAT WAS *BRILLIANT*!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@omarchandler4983]

#6 really should’ve been Dorothy re-enacting the murder holding a knife to Sophia’s neck with a deadpan look and Sophia frantically saying, “Not part of the show people. Not part of the show.”😂

[@marrbaby1]

😂

[@heartofplaydoh7647]

Bea fit the perfect role for Dorothy.

[@ricstormwolf]

They were amazing. I loved watching them as a teenager.

[@asiavernacobb8643]

I love my Golden Girls!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@r.alarcos1864]

I am so inlove with this show, so funny and relatable. 🤗

[@loungingpotatoe990]

#4 is not complete... sad

[@lauragadille3384]

Jazabelle now that's something you don't hear anymore.

[@sandrajovic9304]

Thank you TvLand for these quick clips on KZbin (since I don't have cable). A laugh a second! The Golden Girls rock! And Bea Arthur is my favourite forever...my Mom and Grandma, big fans too.

[@bikara0]

NOT NOW MA!!!! 😂😂😂

[@LaShundaRena]

Dorothy is my spirit animal

[@sungurcan1994]

This Show is a writing masterpiece.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@markroelen9725]

Man I love Dorothy so much Rose “where are you going”? Dorothy “to either get ice cream or commit a felony I’ll decide in the car” man gets me every time

[@jolinalee3887]

03:56 kills me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bitsy83]

#6 was always my favorite

[@eniyemission474]

I still cant believe Dorathy was the oldest of them all. I love this ladies

[@shanieceutsey7228]

It was Betty first, Bea second, Estelle and then Rue.

[@eniyemission474]

@@shanieceutsey7228 i dont get You. I watched a video that showed thier birthdays and deathdays ( for the 3 that are dead) and Dorathy was the oldest in terms of birthday

[@shanieceutsey7228]

What do you mean you don't get me, I didn't make it up. If you google all of them you'll see.

[@marrbaby1]

​@@eniyemission474Betty White was the oldest out of the cast

[@abyrose3369]

Last part was Iconic.... It took them a yeah to find out.

[@montygreen6228]

Numbers 3, 2 and 1 are my favorites and also the funniest. 🤣🤣🤣

[@seamus6994]

Imagine, it's been 39 years since the Golden Girls first aired. All four of the Actresses have now passed away. I'm sure they would be proud to know that nearly 40 years later, they are still making people laugh. Great actresses and great script writers.

[@michelineverret2871]

30 years ago, Dorothy said: « I’m working in a public school system « . Can you imagin today with I phone and Internet?

[@jalabogard3624]

Number six will always be the best Lolol. Thanks for the video!!

[@serpentinegallery]

Give the video editor a raise for that intro alone 😂

[@onigireee]

"Blanche, wake up, my wife will be home any minute." I've always been so confused because Blanche mentioned that she'd never slept with a married man!

[@capcom23]

that's what she is saying.. but doesn't mean it's true. She kinda gave herself away ;-)

[@suzannerust8658]

Her reaction seems to suggest otherwise

[@thegreatestman851]

I almost choked on my coffee when Dorothy slams the door in Stan’s face 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spiceupyourlife7755]

And #3 as well 😂

[@montygreen6228]

Number 3, could not stop laughing.

[@spiceupyourlife7755]

@@montygreen6228 Same here

[@AquamarineDolls]

Don't mess with Dorothy!

[@Outsidersinc23]

1:51 When my family asks where I'm going 😂

[@leejganderson7827]

🌟🌠🌟🌠🌟🌠🌟 Living in a .. *Swinging Condo* Did that ever existed..???..anywhere..??? .💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛💙💛

[@geoffreyfell1549]

In Florida? You really that naive?

[@JBomb517]

Swinging as in "cool" "hip" "amazing" "awesome" etc ...🥴

[@nicolenewsome4863]

Oh geez.