Dota 2 - Gabe Newell Mega-Kills Announcer Pack Trailer | Gamescom 2018

[@myp3ukgh646]

Girl: three Gabe: Alyx?

[@herp_derpingson]

Alyx is Half Life 1.5

[@veorangejuice733]

@@strayfu lol

[@kenjiaex7986]

A y e

[@sebastianavalos4888]

@@herp_derpingson Technically Half Life 0.5

[@herp_derpingson]

@@sebastianavalos4888 Its between HL 1 and HL2

[@antonmussolini6669]

Gabe can't say 3, it goes against his programming.

[@ceu160193]

It's cursed number in Valve HQ, saying it will cause the end of the world.

[@phumrapeekhamyont5252]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@paulhoeksema7200]

he said it before on the conference with the glados blue screen of death because "updating a 3 year old game"

[@dudewithmittens3004]

@Diamond Miner videos no gabe sometimes gets rid of the fear of the ancient curse , and speaks what he wants to say ! what a brave man !

[@yoboyyoyoboy]

no no no, it goes 1, 2, alyx.

[@JonatasAdoM]

I love Gabe's polite voice. In an age where everyone is hysteric, loud, more, energetic, he is just calm and polite.

[@emotius1]

Maybe the key is not saying three

[@Content_Deleted]

It's a breath of fresh air

[@fg009letyrds8]

It's fake

[@Ssek16]

@@fg009letyrds8 yeah, it's AI generated. In 2018. LMAO

[@swatmaster492]

It's only Americans that are obnoxious like that

[@Invasivegamer]

I want the calm gabe saying “you have just achieved first blood”

[@RZonYT]

Thank you and have fun.

[@f1shyspace]

Well that’s one way to make players more calm and less toxic

[@wolvez_3358]

2+

[@giarenella]

Same,an 1% chance of it happening would be cool actually

[@tiMouu2001]

gg "no command"

[@ТрешШоу-м2ы]

They: Say triple kill Gabe: Alyxmurder

[@M0pEd1k]

согласен

[@thenoobertnoobie3956]

sounds sick ngl

[@ТрешШоу-м2ы]

@НИГГАКИЛЛЕР я знаю товарищ

[@razr7r531]

is there even motivation for HL 3

[@WarFoxThunder]

LMAO

[@98kazer]

I just love that Gabe really embraced the memes

[@Vidrigsson]

He is fun without " hello fellow kids " props prob goes to Slacks. He has done a few skits with gaben now.

[@forbiddenwordme5167]

He's great

[@Мөнхдөл]

@@Vidrigsson **sad Kaci noises**

[@lee.ummm.]

im not wearing underwear

[@kenjiaex7986]

Lmao

[@augustoluis6888]

All memes aside, Gaben has an exceptional voice.

[@Jalkoth]

I find it oddly calming

[@Rodmc-ty2bi]

Thanks and have fun

[@train989]

thanks and have fun

[@BesteresPT]

It's GABE

[@pierreo33]

"Meme" the fucker ignored his fans completely in order to get more money.

[@TheHiddenNote]

I really appreciate and adore Gabe for just running with this gag. He's such an amazing guy.

[@tiMouu2001]

yes you really know him. In Realife XD double faces

[@tricursor2481]

​​@@tiMouu2001i cant even tell what you mean. But I don't think you have to know him in real life to know he's a great guy. The good valve has done in the industry is alone enough, he is the one that makes sure horrible things dont happen and when the community is mad, they correct course. Microtransactions are their only sin, but in their games they aren't even close to required. Some stuff valve has done for the industry: made gaming on Linux work. They almost single handedly funded and developed Proton, working with big names in gaming to make anti cheats compatible as well. Steam deck, you actually own that hardware, you can do whatever you want with it and they have a video showing you how to replace parts yourself. That is a big deal while other tech companies are going so far as to make each individual part be assigned an ID and if you replace it, the OS wont even let you use it, essentially forcing you to go through them for fixes. Steam sales, essentially giving games away in some cases. After a few years their own games, despite being absolute masterpieces they could continue selling for $50-$60, they lower prices and then have sales on top of that. Mods, CS was based on a mod. L4d was based on a mod. They give you their sdk for free to make your own mods and have a place in Steam where you can upload them and download them, through Steam. They totally embrace it while companies like Rockstar try to prevent it.

[@WarFoxThunder]

IKR

[@contra7631]

At the same time I hate him for not releasing hl-3,left 4 dead-3

[@R0ckst4r0ck3r]

We want Half life more than 2 but less than 4.

[@pyromot0]

half life 2 episode 1

[@fidelcartagena6086]

Half life 2,5

[@muslimpucci8998]

Vulpes Inculta We wont go quietly

[@Jimmithi]

I laughed way too fucking hard.

[@urmotherfather2584]

3 minute video .. 3 people in video Dota 3 coming soon CS 3.0 Coming soon Half Life 3 Coming soon TF 3 Coming Soon

[@prodharrypote]

Girl: Just say three Gabe: vietnam flashbacks

[@mrdwanlmao]

Vietnam?

[@thatshuey]

nugget xuyên lục địa nói về quá khứ k tốt ý :v

[@mrdwanlmao]

@@thatshuey cũng có người Việt xem à :v

[@Markus11993]

@@mrdwanlmao it's a meme.

[@imyuukakazami]

@@nevermore4320 it that Chinese

[@Versaucey]

*Introducing : Amazon Gabe*

[@ursochurrasqueira]

Gabe, play Despacito

[@litsoul6427]

Urso Churrasqueira *starts to bark*

[@elliottguzmanurtes4208]

If that exists, I will instantly buy that shit

[@stowchiz5137]

MISTA SAMSUNG MIRANA FUNNY MOMENT ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/jmbbmoSCm7JshZo

[@floppytheflapyyt5046]

Human: Gabe how far is it to the closest kfc Gabe: hello my name is Gabe have fun

[@ehmehsmeh824]

Player: *Kills 3 guys*. Gabe: "Hello this is Gabe Newell. You've just killed Alyx people."

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

alyx is now a number

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

according to his gabens language

[@jdjdgaming]

@@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem breaking news gabe newell changed numbers they are these now 1,2,alyx,4,5,6,7,8,9,0 please dont use the more then 2 and less then 4 ever again

[@allmycircuits8850]

@@jdjdgaming 1,2, ep1, ep2, alyx, ...

[@YouTube_Is_Sick]

Player: *Kills 10 players in a minute* Gabe: Hello, this is Gabe Newell you seem suspicious to me, perhaps I will block your account, thanks and have fun

[@yt_naecohk]

I love how he understand the "3" jokes but at the same time he just ignored it and then 12vr45678910

[@ruben5249]

Arcadocean 😂

[@trihermawan9553]

But, more important, what is his motivation?

[@theseangle]

Half-Life 4 confirmed

[@ArcFenixDelacroix]

What is that code?

[@ArcFenixDelacroix]

Oh nvm, its 2 am here and I have not eaten yet and I haven't finished my project

[@SilentMemer]

*Introducing: Gabe Newell 2*

[@omlette8240]

@K.O no Gabe Newel 2.5

[@bigsmoke2003]

*,,Gabe newell more than 2 and less than 4''*

[@xurany427]

The gabening

[@sorrynothing5602]

Gabe Newell 2 Episode 1

[@kemonek]

Gabe Newell will have battle royale

[@doom7ish]

Still can't count to three. Good God Gabe.

[@МатвейЧ-ь6х]

First Blood, Double Kill, Double Kill: Episode One, Ultra Kill. Rampage.

[@itplus7]

Yeah as he said what's his motivation when fucking steam is more profitable than 100 half lifes

[@Starkillerscat]

333 likes

[@justsomefacts2118]

@@Starkillerscat not anymore

[@Starkillerscat]

damnit

[@oswaldhomolka]

Fan: *makes fun of famous person* Normal famous person: *anger* Gaben: *makes fun of himself instead*

[@spakeschannel]

Chalkeaters are another perfect example of that since March, 29th.

[@Garbo_trashcan]

@@spakeschannel yup, at this point it seems really self-aware, to the point of being hopeful. Maybe the three is real...

[@urbainleverrier1]

"I am not wearing underwear."

[@namisavi8408]

Normal people : angryyyyy Gaben Newell: just make it become money makee

[@venom_spy_chaosgod]

Should`ve say "Famous sissy", though.

[@epicface7031]

It's surprising due to the fact that he was born on the *3rd* of November.

[@megarayquaza9054]

*OHOHO THE IRONY!!*

[@Thedarkassassin88]

More than two but less than four-rd of November*

[@yasuologitech1084]

it's VR of November

[@thecrabempire5767]

No he was born on the more than 2 but less than fourth

[@puppet4978]

November 2 episode 1

[@Linosek279]

I’m wondering how many people have actually emailed Gabe to tell him about their rampage

[@nixsss3518]

alot of people. every now and then on dota 2 subreddit people even get email back from GabeN.

[@Linosek279]

NiXsSs TheRandomGuy Peak GabeN

[@thedungbui4832]

i emailed him to ask for free games lol

[@qpie3409]

I did...

[@turtleguymcturtle4303]

@@winterwyvern3782 He probably got a ton of emails so he probably didn't get to yours yet "These things they take time"

[@thenthewingedhussarsarrive6425]

*Gets a triple kill* Gabe: "That's the only 3 you're getting"

[@qukoongames5830]

"greater than 2, smaller than 4 kills"

[@mmm-hmmbabyohyeahyeahuhhuh9589]

I JUST GOT WHY GABE WAS CONFUSED

[@iWhisperASMR]

I GET IT NOW! OMFG! WOOOOW. Gabe has an irrational fear of the number 3.

[@luthfifalaqi8138]

LOL

[@TheDarkguide]

@@iWhisperASMR No he has no vocabulary for word 3.

[@SyndicateOperative]

2:04 ... I *love* how he calls himself Gaben. So great.

[@Alex-futro]

no shit his names gaben 🤔 or should he call himself eric

[@blitzkriiegi1005]

@@Alex-futro No, His name is Gabe Newell. Gaben is a nickname. the n in gaben stands for his last name. Youll sometimes see it spelled GabeN because the capital N is for Newell.

[@SyndicateOperative]

@@Alex-futro ....Yeah... his name is Gabe. N is just the initial of his last name...

[@Sam-vk8xd]

This thread is hilarious

[@ericgonzalez3643]

@@Alex-futro Nope, im Eric, he is Gaben

[@killerkram1337]

Omg this is awesome. You've killed more than 2 people... But less than 4

[@marcmud1]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@Deathshuck]

Is it awesome? All it reminds us of is that we're not getting sequels to our favorite games :E

[@Anthonys-Corner]

He's toying with us dammit!

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

but what's my motivation?...

[@TheTaquitoProject]

I want portal and half-life morethan2butlessthan4

[@outsider_in]

Everyone: "Gabe, what is more than 2 and less than 4?" Gabe: "Lots of things: 2.1, 2.5, 2.9, 2.901, 2.902, 2.911, 2.92...."

[@MichaelGrbg]

@Brutal Beat 2.124, 2.995, 2.65

[@dirtynessenjoyer]

2.(0) to 2.(9)

[@pilotero3898]

*[Insert any real number]*

[@chestertamayo1894]

@Brutal Beat you *DARE* put the number that is more than 2 and less than 4 in that sentence

[@TheClanFollows]

2 episode 2... alyx... hand lab...

[@jackiechan5815]

'I don't understand'

[@wolfder6661]

The joke Is gabe can't count to 3

[@wolfder6661]

@@zekken1511 yeah what you said

[@devilsadvocate2442]

r/whoosh

[@ducklingchief8289]

Twice

[@epicn]

Everyone always get it wrong. There are four o’s in the subreddit’s name. r/woooosh

[@cale3214]

1:27 that "i don't understand" is really genuine

[@AMSASH]

Honestly I would of liked the versions were he says “hello, this is gabe newell”

[@1_Limbo]

same

[@GarrusVakarian87]

Those are in the pack.

[@Pink_Noodle]

Love the meme

[@Yametay]

Yeah he does say that

[@trihermawan9553]

But, what is his motivation tho?

[@Neo2266.]

But what’s my moti... *_MONEY GABE, IT’S MONEY_*

[@georgefenrirbitadze4757]

Actually making half life 3 will be less profitable and quite Risky, they can make more money by just selling games from steam in less than a year.

[@arfn1973]

@@georgefenrirbitadze4757 What?

[@georgefenrirbitadze4757]

@@arfn1973 ????

[@arfn1973]

@@georgefenrirbitadze4757 Why you say is risky and less profitable?

[@misterstabby9457]

@@arfn1973 because it is

[@jakeeeGST]

**video is 3 minutes long**

[@hw7202]

He doesn't know yet.

[@erbertadonis597]

Left 4 dead 3 confirmed

[@DarkDavid005]

No, it's 189 seconds long...duh

[@JeremiahFernandez]

and 9 seconds, which is a multiple of a number which is *MORE THAN **_TWO_** AND LESS THAN **_FOUR_*

[@Tofuey]

3 people in the video

[@alybe1801]

Gabe: double kill Just say it with a bit more energy Gabe: Double Kill

[@arroba349]

lol

[@TheChosenOne1_]

lol

[@bro7496]

lol

[@alybe1801]

lol

[@doodleboi7034]

LoL

[@jani11]

Is Valve actually communicating with us?

[@iMuscle15O6]

Jani Johnny I think he is

[@SisuBjörk]

Nah.

[@PanRokador]

Yep. The same way as in this video.

[@хаос_царствует]

uh Valvegina

[@suza3199]

Simple. He said it. "What's my motivation". Aka no reason to make half life 3

[@vicondra4383]

*-Half Life 3-* *Half Life more than 2 and less than 4 * confirmed

[@TeamOFilms]

Vicondra Half Life 2.5?

[@KingAH123]

4 - 0.5?

[@markgaming7668]

No. 3: **exist** Gaben: *Gaben.exe has been stopped*

[@ihaveasoul702]

XD

[@oldmanjinkinsskyrim737]

*An unexpected error has occured with file Gaben.exe. Please restart your computer and try again.*

[@beidouenjoyer6192]

Reminds me of half-life more than 2 less than 4...

[@hiulet3837]

wdym No. 3 "exists"?

[@BladeLuoxi]

Fuck You G Fat!

[@ms.cannibal5190]

I would really like this to be a real voice pack in any game

[@em_the_bee]

But it is, though

[@ms.cannibal5190]

@@em_the_bee well now my dream has completed

[@em_the_bee]

@@ms.cannibal5190 but it came out on the next day after this video

[@JapaFestas]

Gaben: Half Life Half Life 2 *ORANGE BOX*

[@DevixScythian]

XDD

[@rocco3686]

Box = B-O-X 3 letters = Half Life 3 confirmed

[@Alooftoken]

*I dont understand*

[@Olja89]

Rixo 4554 Half-Life ALYX ALYX = A-L-Y-X 4 letters = Half-Life 4 confirmed

[@MrNannogomez]

Half life: Alyx

[@honestgamez1511]

Gaben in preschool: Teacher: Can you count to ten for me Gaben: 1,2 uhhhh, 2 episode 1, 2 episode 2, Alyx

[@koray624]

:D

[@bigjoetwd]

...Artifact?

[@larniieplayz6285]

Wouldn’t alyx go between 1 and 2?

[@conic2721]

It's more like "Portal, Portal 2, Portal Bridge Constructor"

[@mahikannakiham2477]

@@larniieplayz6285 Not really, but for spoiler reasons I won't say why.

[@randomclips4094]

*Half Life More Than 2 Less Than 4 Confirmed*

[@khayyamal9207]

You mean *HALF LIFE 2.5???*

[@Funkoh]

khayyam Al no its half life 2.1 and 2.2

[@khayyamal9207]

Oh yeah?

[@GreatNaturalStupidity]

@@khayyamal9207 oh yeah yeah

[@trihexa3024]

@@Funkoh what is this kingdom hearts? kappa

[@Billoreillyz]

Sometimes it dawns and me that GabeN has a kid and probably doesn't realize how epic his Dad is.

[@lue64]

my god. your right

[@Vlyood]

Kid grown up and making his own games

[@HOTD108_]

Gaben's son is like 30 years old and has his own game studio. He definitely knows.

[@chrispena8186]

Awesome. He probably has a copy of half life 3 to himself lol

[@brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985]

Gabe probably just forgot his son's 3rd birthday, other than that, he is probably a good dad

[@THExRISER]

Ok they acknowleged it,it's been 11 years but they acknowleged it,this is a start...

[@jobeedrost]

I think they've been acknowledging it for a while. Like, in the past couple years. But I may be wrong.

[@Shakenmike117]

They've acknowledged it many many times, they just don't give a shit

[@THExRISER]

Well they did say they're going back to making games,so maybe they do now!

[@jobeedrost]

Hopefully, but hopefully it's games other than "Artifact", eck. Lol

[@THExRISER]

I still remember the crowd's reactions,it was priceless!

[@MR.SANDMAN.]

"more than 2 and less than 4" Just take my money already

[@nickj2805]

"Half life more than 2 and less than 4" announced

[@tehfoxxo]

Does sound better than a simple triple kill

[@danielpradhanasaputra7956]

You mean half life 2.5?

[@hypernegic4864]

left 4 dead 2 confirmed

[@arbuzyrno5541]

Gaben: I fear no man, but that thing *3* Gaben: It scares me

[@Daniel_AL]

Ok

[@jovin_sucks]

Ok

[@HeinrichVonM]

Ok

[@dauf5093]

Gaben give me my money back

[@oimate1958]

*з*

[@KyryloMudrokha]

This is what you've been waiting for Say one, two, and four!

[@therandomnobody3407]

that song shows even more about how self aware Gabe and valve is

[@randomclips4094]

When gaben counts *1, 2,more than 2 less than 4, 4, 5...*

[@MrNovaTVGeo]

Half-Life: More then 2, less then 4

[@justnatsuki9027]

XDD

[@dkka846]

Valve : part 1 players : shi

[@scumknight6074]

Dark Wolf-Than*

[@jovin_sucks]

dang it i was about to write that 😅

[@justinsmemoir]

Half Life: MR2LT4 would be good

[@adeswandana24]

There's 3 people in this video. Half life 3 confirmed guys!!

[@wingscancer]

no it's, more than 2 and less than 4

[@abovenbeyond2826]

What is this weird half an 8 symbol you're using

[@kirisu_2]

and cameramen?

[@BDozer666]

It doesn't count if they're not in the same room :)

[@therealshimo]

BDawg You mean the same shot we didn’t see anyone besides 3 people there was probably a bigger crew filming this

[@sleepless9003]

"What's my motivation" my life in a nutshell

[@itplus7]

Half life 3 Portal 3 Team fortress 3 Left for dead 3 Dota 3 Ok if you have problem with number 3 I won't bother if your next game name will be half life 4 or more than 2 whatever

[@tehfoxxy9630]

Look, they'll make Left 4 Dead Free someday... just to get away from the 3...

[@cypherusuh]

where's the Ricochet 3 at

[@K-onix]

Payday 3

[@MW-ty5zw]

It's a good thing they know when to stop milking shit.

[@schizoidbf]

Half-life more then 2 but less then 4 game teaser

[@WheezyShotta]

*"This'll take 30 mins"* *Takes Over 10 hours* Yup. That's the valve marketing team alright.

[@IndianTelephone]

no, that's accurate Valve Time.

[@Fixided]

@@IndianTelephone give or take a few weeks

[@who3v3r33]

30 minute= half life 3?

[@noodle646]

Fuck add 8 years or more

[@nickiesanx8959]

Took Icefrog and 3 some people to develop 100+ heroes in less than 5 years. Took valve to develop 1 heroe in 5 years ... Good job Valve. Good Job ..

[@xKarma_411]

Valve make me a game. “I don’t understand.”

[@Aleks-e8g]

xKarma _ Artifact is a thing.

[@DEATHMOONPRODUCTIONS]

By game i think he means 3d-open world game, not something that was probably created in 3 months and is still in major development

[@Aleks-e8g]

The Mental and Awake, when they announced Artifact, gaben also said that they have 3 more game projects. But NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT IT TILL THEY ANNOUNCE IT. Seriusly, WHY THE DUCK EVERYONE COMPLAIN ABOUT VALVE NOT DOING GAMES, WHILE GABEN SAID THAT THEY HAVE 3 GAME PROJECTS.

[@xKarma_411]

Александр Семихатский sorry, you are right I should of gotten more excited for a Portals bridge simulator and a cards game. My apologies.

[@imcintyre01]

That actually made me laugh out my mouth XD

[@octodaddy877]

You've just achieved Double Kill: Episode 1.

[@NOOBDP]

01:37 "But whats my motivation" (to say "three"). Damn thats deep!

[@caracal4361]

money

[@caracal4361]

also it's not deep at all wtf are you talking about, it's always about the money, besides it's not like he creates the games himself

[@MoreImbaThanYou]

@@caracal4361 Never seen a better textbook example of /whooosh

[@TheSK1PP]

@@caracal4361 man valve is unique company that doesn't really care about only money

[@robertprobst3836]

It seems to be a funny response but I think he is serious. He openly admitted that Valve suffers from intellectual burn-out and is not capable of making Half-Life 3 or Portal 3, and they also don't see any reason to attempt Team Fortress 3, DOTA3, Left4Dead3. Remember the legendary "EA in a nutshell" video???? In that video Valve were the good guys. Now...Steam and online multiplayer gaming has transformed them into the same type of company as EA...it is all about keeping old projects running with little to no effort, milking the cow, just without EA's mafia-esque Studio-swallowing imperialism and the tendencies to make franchise-ruining last installments. But, that good old creative high quality Valve is not Valve anymore. If the game nerd founder who is at the top asks for motivation to finish one of the greatest game series ever, well, you know shit is real and it will never happen. He turned to the dark side and is happy with his fuck you money. The game maker inside him is dead and there is no Luke Skywalker coming to save Gabe.

[@Naramitzas]

His voice is pure ASMR

[@Patrick-rt1uh]

Gabe as a child counting numbers be like: 1,2,I dont understand,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

[@demonicdaijam892]

HAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@Kunn14]

This is very funnny

[@Станислав-т5в]

mabe we need ask him to make half life i dont understand??

[@xxzzsss]

That was she said

[@A-28-j8b]

1 2 episode 1 episode 2 Alyx 4 5 6 7 8 9

[@ImGazu]

I love how Gaben just embraces his meme status

[@AriCasino]

Everyone: 3... say it with me: thr- Gabe: Artifact

[@xycanerxy]

LMFAO

[@LuneLilliand]

LOOOOOL

[@adrianziecik6280]

Your image says every thing

[@Ramu8497]

Gabe: Alyx

[@sn31t33]

Artifact 2

[@ilmidz4275]

*Hello Im Gaben Nawell you just achieved first blood Thanks and have fun!*

[@woolco]

And my favorite class is the Spy.

[@khayyamal9207]

1:20 Girl:....THREE..... GABEN: *I DONT UNDERSTAND*

[@MondySpartan]

Valve can't count to 3 confirmed

[@conspersa3650]

This comment has 333 likes

[@haruuu_.]

Hahahah lmao

[@gengibrekookie6022]

Girl? She is Kacy

[@lolzplaysofficial6883]

Deep)

[@Idontknowyou05]

Gabe truly is an amazing person.

[@salami99]

2:35 I see 3 gabe newells. idk.

[@aggressivesewerpipe6290]

Haaaayyyyy same here

[@Vetiq]

YHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@JustARegularGymBro]

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[@Astatos-Lota]

Half life 3 confirmed

[@griamore1261]

What's half life?

[@paradoxine6287]

This guy had a bad childhood when he was 3 years old

[@scarymeunster9095]

Paradoxine I *CAN’T* like this. It has 33 likes.

[@keksdeeXD]

69 likes xdddddd!!!

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

you mean alyx years old?

[@carlosandreiserquina3600]

he didn't reached 3 years old

[@Linosek279]

He just shifted into the astral plane for that year

[@charliem4469]

You've killed more than 2, and less than 4. Okay well now we need Half Life more than 2 and less than 4.

[@tappajaav]

Half Life 2.5?

[@cettechaineestcloture.1351]

@@tappajaav Half life 4-(2+1)

[@tappajaav]

Half Life 1 confirmed!!!!

[@jakartagamer6188]

just create HALF LIFE 4 ALREADY

[@jakartagamer6188]

@@loftyboar2186 so does this mean Gabe never knew *"THIRD REICH"*

[@TenshoWasHere]

"say three" *And i took that personally*

[@lapislazuli6825]

*THIS PROOF THAT GABEN CANNOT COUNT TO 3*

[@HappySmilingDog-d7u]

Lapis Lazuli btw techies has line : who said we cant count to three , huh?

[@Ken-sj8jk]

Since we will never get HL3... Can you just release HL4?

[@poko60]

Maybe this would actually happen? Cause if everyone dies in hl3 , which they'll never release. They could just release hl4 with a new story

[@sml2k186]

Actually half Life 4 was real but was scrapped

[@zeuromaker9068]

Half-Life more than 2 but less than 4

[@megatron2171]

@@sml2k186 return to ravenholm?

[@KiyokaMakibi]

Someone give this guy an award!

[@peridux7592]

His gurgling at the beginning... So Gabe was the boomer in L4D the whole time!

[@pierreo33]

yes they motion captured Gabe for the boomer

[@mayethponce1190]

@@pierreo33 I thought o heard a vortigaunt

[@zmx-jayy]

Ok boomer

[@supertoasting1011]

There is a mod on the L4D2 steam workshop that replaces the male boomers face with Gabe's.

[@Dustin-cm2bh]

That's pudge

[@SmitheTalsen]

I love the "Hi, I'm Gabe Newell, and you've just achieved first blood"

[@richardlew3667]

Gabe's trolling on purpose since he's paid by the hour

[@GoBenC]

He's technically paying them by the hour

[@GoBenC]

@@shiftless215 yeah, I know the joke just wanted to comment

[@youneskasdi]

you ruined it by your obvious statement

[@GoBenC]

@@youneskasdi drunk me didn't care at the time

[@kami1]

"But what's my motivation" IDK GABE YOU TELL ME

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

He's so pure, I love him.

[@canyoufeelthelove3305]

We all do. With a burning passion.

[@Artcat932]

Gabe, our lord and saviour

[@YozoOba1927]

Gaben wanted a cut character in half life 2 that rapes Gordon to death called Mr friendly

[@shanemacmillan5732]

He is too pure for this world. I love him. Gabe, please give me a hug.

[@maxpredator1183]

Hello. I am Gabe Newell. Half life 3 will not be released. Thank you for playing Dota 2

[@wzvy]

Lies he would never say the number that is more than 2 and less than 4

[@Portulak007]

Guys Dota 3 will never come....

[@ezzatcasim7639]

How about left4dead 3?

[@spartanspaceman5876]

You mean... Left 3 Dead 3?

[@skipper2888]

Gabe: *whats 3?*

[@uekiboy92]

Dota 3..??

[@skipper2888]

Portal 3

[@proroguebr1385]

More than 2 and less than 4 xd

[@luciano9755]

At this point Valve can upload a video of Gabe taking a huge dump on a Half Life logo, that fans would say HL3 is coming.

[@MikeLarson02]

Yeah, but most don't seriously expect it anymore. It's achieved full meme status.

[@Schytheron]

This actually seems like something VALVE would do just for the shits (no pun intended) and giggles. They just release a 10 second untitled video on KZbin with Gabe shitting on a Half-Life logo with no context whatsoever.

[@LuminousIris]

I'd like to think it'll hit us where we least expected it now that it's a dead meme, and funny thing is I haven't played the damn thing but I want it to arrive just so I can see people perplexed.

[@dann7524]

*i actually dont know anything about dota, but if i hear "Hello This is Gabe Newell, Thanks for Playing Dota. Double Kill."* *Would bring me into the game*

[@JimboMarsh]

Slacks and Kaci are some of the best parts of the pro scene too!

[@JohnDoe-zu7vg]

These were the actual voice lines released.. so yes

[@bennssnsnabbs8775]

Half Life 3 coming out 2020 Suicide rate drops to 0%

[@hedged-valley1148]

My life plan, wait for hl3 play half life 3, kill myself

[@DarkenedAuras7653]

All of Valve will simultaneously drop dead from the usage of the number 3

[@firmansyahsetianaputra6679]

To -100% mate. Suicide people brings back to life just to play this game

[@ScipioWasHere]

*World Peace Achieved*

[@nickiesanx8959]

IT will be like what happened to Dota. There wasnt a Dota 1 so why there should be a HL3. They should go directly to #4. Or exactly like Portal. There was already a Portal game and when it was remade they decided to name it Portal instead of Portal 2. So maybe just maybe HL3 should be renamed as Half life all over again. Like those new spider/man movies, every 2 or 3 movies the story starts all over again and again ...

[@MidnightBloomDev]

Do you guys not have a phone? Oh, wrong company

[@Vini-zb7yc]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) nice

[@bloodyego117]

epic

[@hirosnuker7709]

que buen chiste xdxd ajajjaa

[@joaquincaceres4356]

XD

[@pinssss]

Billizard is good company 😂

[@Loxbey]

*"more than 2 and less than 4"*

[@alexhetherington8028]

I want this on a T-shirt and as an in-game decal now

[@Spongibobboy]

This is the greatest promotional video to ever exist

[@CYGNIUS]

*i dOn'T UnDeRsTaNd*

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

Half Life 3 confirmed?

[@johnper2302]

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

[@HorrorTroll2611]

Half-Life: More than 2 and less than 4

[@aristriprasetyo3345]

No, bot confirmed... But you got half life : more than 2 less than 4

[@fatamorgana0094]

333 like

[@mouseconcafe]

Just stop

[@kovacthesaggy4014]

Gabe's Mom: Shouldn't you be teaching my little boy how to count to 3?! Gabe's Kindergarten Teacher: No it's okay I don't need to he'll learn himself *50 years later...*

[@arifsyah46]

Gabe with its genuine gratitude by saying "Thanks" in every line 👌😂

[@jaysonpatajo233]

Csgo players: we really need a better anticheat Gabe Newell: dota 2 new voice pack

[@monstaaa3]

Exactly.

[@keksdeeXD]

Tf2 needs it aswell

[@ManfredBlasser]

@@keksdeeXD good shot m8

[@blank4844]

Tf2 players:we are joke to you?

[@DanAYeou]

Omg guys half life more than 2 and less than 4 is confirmed

[@SNOUPS4]

It's actually Half Life 1.5

[@jovin_sucks]

Half Life 2.9

[@SNOUPS4]

@@adamdevo7179 It happens after HL1 and before HL2, hence it's HL 1.5.

[@andrewrosene6511]

@@SNOUPS4 your comment did not age well

[@sftv4957]

@@adamdevo7179 no it isnt

[@nero9729]

I still use this pack to this day. loving every second of it. All hail gaben.

[@vizehplays8830]

Can't wait for half life more than two less than four!

[@018ปุณยวัจน์เชาว์นามล]

Imagine when you're got 3 kill and Gabe said *I don't understand* Edit:97 like this is greates high Wry

[@dustyattenborough4007]

ill buy the pack then

[@018ปุณยวัจน์เชาว์นามล]

@@dustyattenborough4007 more than 2 less than 4 $

[@dustyattenborough4007]

@@018ปุณยวัจน์เชาว์นามล 2.99$

[@zizanrazak5750]

Wwryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@dustyattenborough4007]

@@zizanrazak5750 za warudo tokio tomari

[@gamecorso3741]

It's nice to know who's behind these voiceovers for the game I adore :) Congratulations, Gabe!

[@Owl90]

Gabe is awesome! Imagine PC gaming if he didn't exist. We are so very lucky for everything he's done in gaming and technology.

[@roberto-oe1pr]

Portal more than 2 and less than 4 confirmed!

[@greenfatguy1512]

It chell was released in part 2

[@funninoriginal6054]

So... Portal 2.5?

[@rangerrichard]

Portal 2: Episode 1

[@KruziikDova]

Someone: "Three" Gabe Newell: "I don't understand"

[@tarnished439]

Half life more than 2, less than 4 confirmed!

[@ladderlappen4585]

2.5

[@anynomoussucker823]

Adam Jenkins you mean a dlc ?

[@T--kq3pj]

Nice, you're only 456th idiot who said that.

[@francopesce1970]

Adam Jenkins 2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[@thatei.detailing_girl]

G Ape

[@SAFIS448]

Yes

[@f1shyspace]

Monke all along

[@mammoth3686]

dota 2 i khel ve alo

[@bronchitis6505]

I want this in tf2

[@danish1650]

........gabe can't say 3 cuz half life 3 gave him trauma

[@user-wl3zk6kj3q]

-tf3- -hl3- -d3-

[@Snazzy12341]

no, window 1.3 gave him trauma because he was fired before he could have worked on it

[@danish1650]

@@Snazzy12341 agree

[@MsMelia]

And tf2, portal 2, dota 2, those gave him nightmares for years

[@Leijona321]

He wasnt fired though, he left himself

[@alexma1]

1:39 "But what is my motivation?" [enragedly pull a slide of a imaginary pistol sounds]

[@rgbarrios0331]

Foolishness, Gaben. Foolishness.

[@skaze93]

" But what's my motivation " LMAO i died

[@egghead2048]

left 4 dead 3 confirmed.

[@NotXiAnzheng]

Nope its Left 4 Dead : More than 2 and less than 4

[@SamuraiMotoko]

Left 4 dead 3 have being developed and cancel 2 times already... And they won't try to make it a third time... You know... Because 3....

[@schizoidbf]

Left 4 dead more then 2 but less then 4 confirmed

[@twitchizle]

left "4" dead "2" - more than "2" less than "4" = left 3 dead 3

[@_._._._._._._._._._._._._.]

Left *less than* 4 dead *more than* 2

[@jibbitjaytechblog]

He will just skip Half-Life 3 and make it 4

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

Half-life 2: Episode 2: Aftermath

[@buoyancydabl]

Half Life: I Dont Understand

[@SHF40k]

Eh, good enough.

[@shyhaitee5611]

Half Life: After 2 Before 4

[@Maxine07]

Honestly i wouldn't mind, if that would mean the continuation would come!

[@reeceperry8152]

At this point I would even take “Portal More than 2 but Less than 4”

[@illyasviel007]

Even though i quit dota2 few years ago 🤣 his voice really calming me

[@ethanhawkins1667]

Instead of complaining about Valve constantly, (everyone gets that they haven't done much in 5 years) can we just appreciate when we get a good video like this?

[@CunningCondor]

As opposed to TF2 being fixed or CS:GO rid of it's rampant hacker problem? No thanks.

[@ethanhawkins1667]

@@CunningCondor obviously those things need to be considered, but a company doesn't need to pander to your every need. My whole point was that even though they aren't doing a lot we can just appreciate what they do. There's zero reasoning as to why you should shit down their throats just because you haven't got an update to the game.

[@thelaw3536]

@@CunningCondor Vavle is a very laze fair company. They give there workers lots of space so blame the employees on those games.

[@robertmihai2023]

No because we are babies and as babies we dont see the people behind the company ,we see them as "they make games forever cause we are complaining every single day so so we are productive i mean we cant enjoy the games they play without complaining about getting new ones and if we got ones we will be compairing and bitching about that they dont feel like we want ".oh yes and the high iq joke :hEy GuYs dO u KnoW gAbEn cAnT cOuNt to ThRee . hAlF lIfE 1 cOnFiRmED

[@GigaPhoenix9001]

Meh even as a Dota player, it's the fact that they are joking so much self awareness in the front PR side of them (Valve still doesn't know #3 joke...haha?) ... While their backside is shitting on their IP game fans, and even their platform of Steam with Steam Direct and literally withdrawing responsibility for their own platform.