Doug's First Movie - Nostalgia Critic

[@BlaiseTighe]

If I ever see Doug Walker in person, I want to pretend that I don't recognize him but I want to get within an earshot and start humming the 'Doug' theme song to see what he does.

[@MarioWendorf]

blazetieftw Do it brosef

[@Starocean56]

blazetieftw Don't forget that if that doesn't get a big enough reaction, hum the DuckTales opening as well for kicks.

[@Onyxkokoro96]

I think that's up there with "Bat Credit card" lol

[@Never_heart]

And so this comment was clipped for the impending murder by NC

[@unamed2516]

blazetieftw Wow you’re so cruel 🤣😄

[@xZippy]

In 1999, my dad once gave me the choice to see Doug's First Movie or to continue having fun at a friends' house. I chose the latter, now I have respect for myself.

[@dannywapbang]

and watch SpongeBob

[@burningsexuality1540]

But this movie came out in 2011

[@CyberKn1ght]

@@burningsexuality1540 No it didn't, it came out in 1999.

[@motodog242]

@@burningsexuality1540 "Originally aired in... 2011" refers to this review, not the movie. Movie is from the 90's.

[@ryangallagher9723]

@@motodog242 I think he was making a joke.

[@RazzleDazzler465]

"Why do you go where I can't follow?" One of the best lines from a NC review

[@bunnyboyking5215]

Tristan Pratt Yeah.

[@The11michelle47]

Tristan Pratt this line has killed me every time I’ve heard it since I first watched this review five or so years ago

[@phantomslay5612]

What about the line, "YOU ARE FIRED FROM BREATHING! Please pack up your things and kindly leave LIIIIFE!!!"

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

Don't forget his "Get a clue" bit

[@patriklindgren6922]

You're a waste of thoughts is my favorite line!

[@dansur3]

"YOU ARE FIRED FROM BREATHING"

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

"PLEASE, pack up your bags, And kindly leave, LIIIIIFE!"

[@xanzibar5374]

BUT!!! I DIGRESSSS!!!!!

[@thatoneidiotontheinternet7874]

Fucking people

[@Dorian_Scott]

"YOU ARE WEIRD!"

[@jesuschavez5875]

Why do you go where I can't follow?

[@gerasimpetrov5805]

"YOU ARE ON METH!!!!" hands down best line in the review

[@dnmstarsi]

I prefer best moment than line. LOL

[@gagetruscott3722]

Certainly my favorite part of the review. Lol

[@Missdigitallycrazed]

*Opens video* *NC's head is down at the first 10 seconds* Ohh, this is gonna be good.

[@willthechill3992]

"You fucking people!"

[@arcsparkasriel]

I laughed my ass off at that intro XD

[@MoonLoonie69]

That was six seconds

[@danielaarroyo1622]

You know when NC doesn't say the words "hello I'm the nostalgia critic critic, I remember it so you don't have to." you know its gonna be good.

[@BrendanBarney]

Should've been a direct to video movie. Oh wait, it was SUPPOSED be a direct to video movie until Joe Roth decided to release it in theaters at the last minute. Yeah. Nice going there Joe.

[@andrewvickers1992]

Brendan Barney Joe Roth worked on the movie??? Wikipedia doesn't say anything, all it says that he worked for Disney in the 1990s among other studios _as an executive producer_ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Roth

[@martymcfly1312]

Disney saw how big a hit the Rugrats movie was and at the last minute decided to put the movie in theaters

[@ToonReel001]

Disney had this spree of putting most of their planned DTV movies/sequels to theatre during the early 2000s (likely because they were lacking many big hits from their mainstream studio at the time), it was only when Jungle Book 2 bombed in box office that they decided to release them how they were supposed to be. It's just that a lot of them like The Tigger Movie and Return To Neverland did at least look worthy animation wise, while this is clearly a feature length episode of the TV series.

[@starvoltnexus3139]

ToonReel001 those two are decent enough for theaters

[@halfdemonprince]

The only reason this was featured in theaters was because the Rugrats movie did so well. And you know Hollywood, “If this one thing worked for that movie, then it must work for all movies.”

[@atticusshadowmore3263]

You know how The Rugrats, Spongebob and other cartoons all got animation upgrades when they were made into movies? Notice something lacking here!? This is literally a TV movie brought to theaters. Say what you will about my other examples but they were given movie budgets and animation standards.

[@shadow55552]

Atticus Shadowmore this was planned as a direct to video movie

[@ethanmueller8218]

Chris Mason How did end up in theaters?

[@Poever]

I assume it got some kind of budget bump along the process, for the orchestra and such. Does a widescreen print even exist? That would be telling

[@Karmy.]

Ethan Mueller because the Rugrats movie was a big hit for Nick

[@burningsexuality1540]

@@Poever the orchestra is probably digital.

[@LifetimeTechnec]

19:23 Seeing this close to death robot struggle so much to take a couple steps because it's worried about something it loves while they just run away isn't just cruel and sad but you know, a character feature that isn't 1 dimentional, this robot deserved more screen time #justicefordougrobo

[@humangirl2122]

"There you are, oh you forgot your jacket" 😱 "Roger, Roger, Roger......"

[@vivi-ex9vm]

"Doug, I miss you when you do this"

[@dnmstarsi]

"Why do you go where I can't follow..."

[@big_dro1713]

Why would Critic care if people with the name Doug disliked the show Doug? His name is Critic.

[@AttonBrown]

Doug's name is Critic

[@analanus3131]

Did someone actually get fooled by this? What a time to be alive.

[@motodog242]

@M.L. 'BEWMIE' Wolff No... his name is Nost algia-Critic, why would Nost be annoyed by the name Doug? C'mon.

[@GhastlyG]

M.L. 'BEWMIE' Wolff r/wooosh

[@korprikall9000]

@@GhastlyG r/itswooooshwith4os

[@crashschwarzen4642]

Dougs first movie...more like Dougs last movie

[@SugarVivStudios]

Crash Schwarzenegger m'lady

[@CCAndPinkie]

Don't jinx it, You Clod! They might make another one.

[@EvelynJevilyn]

CCAndPinkie Official Since Nick doesn't give a crap about Doug anymore, I don't see a new movie coming out anytime soon.

[@ingloriousMachina]

Well, it was actually handed over to Disney at the time that the movie came out.

[@pikabluebear9941]

Doug's Only Movie

[@LordoftheTrash]

That robot deserves a better movie.

[@lauratomblin1303]

Yep

[@danielcebastionmunizYT]

Agreed

[@thesapphireone]

Hear hear!

[@alanrobledo1573]

I agree. That was cruel to the robot.

[@tyrant-den884]

I will bet money that more people asked for this review than this movie.

[@zachhaywood1564]

I think that's true for quite a lot of his reviews honestly..

[@MarimbaBuddy]

Don't forget Master of Disguise!

[@lowkey276]

The robot was an amazing character, looks like they hired a competent writer just for it.

[@noobtuberthepotato]

How about Doug's actual first movie...the Room. You know the one he made in (highschool was it?) that he brought up in his "The Room" review.

[@GreyOverlord74]

He said he filmed it during his college years, actually

[@Speems]

The robot will live in our hearts forever. She was just precious ;-;

[@ZuluRomeo]

Not gonna lie: this was worse than that scene in Short Circuit 2.

[@lauratomblin1303]

Noice

[@galleryofrogues]

The movie Tau also has a sad and disturbing scene of an A.I. being tortured.

[@nathanwithrow35]

I feel so bad for her 😭

[@sirorliktheironclad]

@@nathanwithrow35 Same

[@orchetrance3230]

Patty Mayonnaise sounds like the name of a weird fetish.

[@pixel5708]

Or maybe a sponge bob episode.

[@lunardum]

AT Productions No Doug, Patty Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

[@TheCosmicHiroshi]

Orchetrance Yup.

[@codyshrimp2346]

instructions unclear dick stuck in mayonnaise jar.

[@Loopyboy447]

Krabby Patti lol

[@savebigmoneyatmenards]

13:40 “Jellybean-colored Simpson rejects” always gets me.

[@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist]

"What the Hell's wrong with you Jelly bean colored Simpson Rejects!?" Why do i find that line so goddamn funny? 😂😂

[@officialkirbyfan6899]

One thing i never understood about this cartoon and the movie is why do most of the characters (expect doug and a few others) have tons of different but strange skin colours like green and purple? Why? Is it a stylistic choice like the simpsons?

[@HandmadeGoose97]

I wish this movie got a sequel, so Doug can rip that movie to shreds too, the name of the sequel: Doug's BIG #2

[@LordScout]

THATS THE FUCKIN POINT

[@thewolfofwallstreet627]

Don't lose hope on that. Nickelodeon announced recently that it's bringing back "Hey Arnold! " for a TV movie called "Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie." And if it's a hit, then there's talk that Nickelodeon might try to revive a lot of it's old shows, even some of it's old live action ones too like Clarissa Explains it All and etc. In fact, there's even been speculation that they could do a continuation of "Doug" too if they're able to work something out with Disney.

[@HandmadeGoose97]

Steven Escareno Hey maybe we can get Quail Man into the MCU if Disney doesn't want to work with Nick LOL

[@carlbloke8797]

Steven Escareno cool

[@ethanmueller8218]

Daniel Staples 😂

[@thevoidlord1796]

I legit thought this was your first ever movie.

[@phoenixwarrior100]

give it time. it will happen

[@hoaxslayer4244]

Doug already made a few home movies before the NC gig.

[@thevoidlord1796]

Hoax Slayer I know, that's what I thought he was reviewing.

[@hoaxslayer4244]

TheCrafterPrince 0_0 When I made that post there was someone saying "Maybe someday", and I was talking to them. I guess they deleted their post.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

..

[@summersdecembers]

At least the Hey Arnold movie had a plot.

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

Is the movie already out? I lived outside the US.

[@onenonlyprincess2]

the first and second (the jungle movie was SOOOO much better than the first one, but yes I agree)

[@Loopyboy447]

Agreed. However what’s really ironic is that the theatrical movie we got was originally intended as a tv special, while the INTENDED theatrical movie(the jungle movie) made its way to tv instead.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@Loopyboy447 so much Irony, I cane make a sword from it.

[@jtblcksheep3376]

17:25 Can you imagine how cool it would be if you could get the BLUES BROTHERS to perform at your high school dance?

[@applemask]

YOU ARE ON *MEEEEEEEETH*

[@Channel-rh7lh]

Applemask lmao 🤣

[@theofficialliedetector1545]

I heard YOU ARE ON MATH!!!!!

[@dr.reeman9844]

Are you on MeeEeeEth??!?

[@janembacooler32]

Best part of the review, indeed.

[@jesuschavez5875]

You are fired from breathing! Please, pack up your desk and kindly leave LIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!! BUT I DIGRESS!!!!!

[@btownusa3690]

I love how the characters only have one eyebrow at a time.

[@hoaxslayer4244]

Phan Addict 4:34 The kinda purple girl has two eyebrows.

[@ADogWithGlasses00]

Phan Addict 14:22 that guy has two eyebrows

[@micahsworld7217]

THANKS NOW I KEEP NOTICING IT 😂

[@donvitocorleone2098]

Why do most of these characters have one eyebrow?

[@ProfessorUniverse95]

@@donvitocorleone2098 meh. Cartoons.

[@KameronMann]

15:15 YOU ARE ON MEEATH!!!!!- Doug Walker

[@masonasaro2118]

I heard " you are un-math!"

[@paytonwilcox8558]

My reaction to literally any stupid thing any high school boys say

[@badgermcwaffles4834]

I've seen this a few times now due to uploading it. But man that stupid line gets me every time at 7:40. "Why do you go where I can't follow?" lol

[@JeffreyThrash]

That was my favorite part.

[@thanehellpuppy]

It's basically perfect.

[@ryanravage1114]

*7:52

[@CultOfWeirdness]

I saw this comment at 7:37. perfect timing

[@KenikoB]

Same

[@BugsyFoga]

What a great way to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of Good ol Doug .

[@robertcarldecker]

Who here wants to see "Cinderella IV: Filing Royal Taxes"?

[@lovetolovefairytales]

Robert Kidd Carl Cornell lol

[@dannywapbang]

me

[@XanderPGK]

Why the hell not

[@Loopyboy447]

Take notes, Yoshi.

[@spawn760]

It's creative I'll give it that

[@Zzzk23]

I remember back at summer camp they used that movie to punish us once. Some kid wouldn't get in line outside the door (like we were supposed to) and started walking into the parking lot to test the councilors. So one said "okay, if Joey here doesn't get in line we're all watching the Doug movie instead of taking a vote." (Usually between three PG rated films.) The campers went from not caring to screaming at him to get on line. He didn't listen, and we ended up watching this movie.

[@alexhollon7526]

I do not envy you, though in fairness, at least it wasn't Son of the Mask. No reason..

[@ReamstreamsGenshin]

"Rest in hell you goddam theme, may an army of devils zing zing to thy fiery death!" -Nostalgia Critic

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

I'm pretty sure it's "Sing thee" and not "Zing Zing." I could be wrong though.

[@GBmovieluv]

Either way, it just cracks me up that basically shows he decided to never listen to the Disney's Doug opening theme from the TV show. Because it's the same one as the movie

[@loneronin6813]

"Oh that's good hatred."

[@nelproductions8153]

*proceeds to piss on the old theme*

[@djinnification]

Please pack up your desk and kindly leave...LIIIIIFE!!! I laughed so heard I think I had a hernia.

[@PhoenixGamerxx96]

Doug saying "What the hell is wrong with you jellybean color simpson rejects?!" to this day makes me laugh SO HARD.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brendanforester4601]

Same here. XD

[@rampageclover9788]

“Stop saying fuckytown! It’s a G-Rated flick, LEARN TO PRONOUNCE YOUR N’s!!!” 😂

[@osedebame3522]

"They killed it, that stinks" Wow, that acting

[@Loopyboy447]

Einstien And Enfield I love the way he said it too. It's the same reaction you get when you find out they cancelled a show you liked.

[@obairna2285]

A friend of a friend at college wrote a play about a girl who got raped, and he put in the line 'Is she okay?' He was a theater major and that was his senior project

[@galleryofrogues]

*dat acting tho*

[@shizuwolf]

He should listen to the Doug theme on a 10 hour loop.

[@SgtScorpious]

u monster

[@shizuwolf]

+Kowz of Rule flattery won't get you very far with me. 😈

[@SgtScorpious]

*****​ *angry fist shaking*

[@shizuwolf]

+Kowz of Rule getting in the shake weight position, huh?

[@SgtScorpious]

No XD

[@georgemouse504]

Someone needs to make a serial killer movie of someone trying to kill NC with the killers theme being the Doug theme

[@patricklauer4452]

George Mouse 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@DeathofInk]

"I'd think you'd be great at whatever you wanted to do Patty." "Especially me!" I can't! XD

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

14:45, well said Doug.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

YOU ARE ON METH!!! God, that killed me

[@ChrisTopher-id4mz]

3:34 needs a Brazzers logo

[@hannahhengler.2585]

I have the same problem with Hannah Montana. I feel your pain. It is 2017 and I still get people looking at my name tag and say "OH LIKE HANNAH MONTANA!" 2017!!! why can't it die?

[@speedemonx1799]

When I was in Kindergarden some kid called me Alexander (whatever his middle name is spelled) Bell at the time I didn't know who he was so I took it as a insult (I don't know if that makes me an idiot or not)

[@speedemonx1799]

by the way my name is Alexander so that's the reason why he called me Alexander Graham Bell (is that how you spell Graham?)

[@kalebdaynes]

Three words: Pretty Little Liars!

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@M.L. 'BEWMIE' Wolff God, I think bullies that pull one thing from fictional characters, and use it as a blanket form of bullying, are seriously lacking in any sort of originality. For instance, if Big Bang Theory were more popular, people at school would be calling me "Sheldon."

[@Zimmy_1981]

Worry not. Hannah. I hv abt 8 nicknames & get mocked constantly

[@princessaur]

Huh. I would thought Nostalgia Critic would have really appreciated Doug, for being a simple slice of life show aimed at kids. it wasn't trying to be the most funny or the most impressive Nicktoon, it was just trying to tell genuine stories with genuine characters. Granted, Hey Arnold did this much better, but.

[@reasyrandom]

Doug is really biased on things like this, as he himself said (not a perfect quote): "Critics are also people, and they live through the exact same emotional traumas other people do"

[@marcguerra1854]

I agree, Hey Arnold did it much better. Why else would they bring Hey Arnold back with a full length movie for 2017?

[@dpm12]

He hates the show because he used to get made fun of in school for having the name Doug, like the character

[@ethanmueller8218]

Christina Hunt This is probably a show for people who don't find Hey Arnold 90s enough.

[@Plsrateeight]

........ Doug came out before hey arnold ffs...

[@duncananderson2113]

10:57 ha ha ha ha ha Man The Critic really hates Doug

[@98953812]

Well, that really is a dumbass move.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Can you really blame him on this scene? Him saying that there's a monster caused by a Political Figure's mass pollution to someone RIGHT NEXT TO A GOOD FRIEND OF SAID POLITICAL FIGURE, and then trying to make that look like a fool by admittibg to having evidence of it is a Grade-A Dumbass move!

[@deoxys3869]

Also the writer used the word proof too many times. So the writer is doing a dumbass move by writing redundant dialogue. I mean the word proof is used 3 times (well technically 2 because guy said prove).

[@SJ_RANKS]

The McDonald’s toys for this were more interesting

[@LadyOnikara]

I got one of the dog, Porkchop.

[@SJ_RANKS]

@@LadyOnikara I had one of the lake monster

[@jacksongibbs8998]

Did anyone get the robot maid in their Happy Meal, and if so did they save it?

[@brettbarnett3465]

FUCKY TOWN SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN!

[@missscarlett186]

"Fucky" town??? coming from Disney, I'm not surprised. maybe they imagined a party full of teenagers "fu**". Dirty Disney. now they're encouraging kids to be promiscuous very early

[@MrTartancam]

Stop saying fucky town! It's a G Rated flick! LEARN TO PRONOUNCE YOUR ENDS!

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

@@missscarlett186 It's fuNKy town, but the n's sounds like c's.

[@missscarlett186]

@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 I knew that, thanks

[@shrinetube2030]

15:40 is now my comeback to anybody who says something stupid to me.

[@m.b.6137]

"KEYOOOOOOOOT!??"

[@mollietenpenny4093]

I heard an interview with the creator Doug on the Nickelodeon animation podcast. He said that Doug's First Movie was supposed to be a TV movie but at the last minute Michael Eisner decided that it would make a good theatrical movie.

[@danarichman5513]

Ugh.....smooth move Michael......VERY BAD decision because if that movie was NOT in theatres it would NOT have lost so much money and THEN Jim Jinkins could have continued with the show and the fans could have seen Doug get with Patti!! Bad Michael!! BAD BAD BAD!!!

[@torstenscholz6243]

Boy, was that a stupid decision. Releasing a made-for-video film that is even more bland and unfunny than the already dull and unfunny TV show into cinemas, what could possibly go wrong?

[@grizzlywhisker]

i think it's funny how he mentions how forgettable the theme song is because the ABC version of the doug theme always kind of stuck with me for some reason. i honestly didn't even watch the show much, but i didn't have cable TV back in the day so the only version of doug i ever saw was the ABC version with that theme song.

[@chefinabottle]

at least you weren't called a fucking sea cucumber.....

[@Loopyboy447]

chefinabottle 15 Hi Kevin......

[@InMaTeofDeath]

1:56 WTF I WANT A NOSTALGIA CRITIC ON THIS NOW.

[@wryfun3750]

This video is 5 years old. I don't think that's gonna happen.

[@LovlyHorror]

The Nostalgia Chick made a list of the ones she hated the most if that's any consolation.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

+*InMaTeofDeath* Pretty sure that that was just a joke and isn't actually a movie...

[@NoTodoEsArte1]

I thought it was yours :(

[@nintendozilla9843]

I thought so too when I first saw this review years ago.

[@329link]

I WISH it was his. a nostalgia critic movie could be pretty awesome, like the AVGN movie.

[@thetinfoilhatter5268]

+329link He's already done three: Kickassia, Suburban Knights and To Boldly Flee. It's just him as the Nostalgia Critic and a bunch of other critics spoofing different genres of film.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

+*329link* There technically was a Nostalgia Critic movie. 3 actually, but only one of them is... decent... The only somewhat decent one I'm referring to is called To Boldly Flee.

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

+TheTinFoilHatter are they good.

[@christopherdamron933]

Is it weird that I would like to see Cinderella IV filing Royal taxes I mean it would be interesting

[@tultsi93]

I can't wait to see The Hunchback of Notre Dame III: French Revolution.

[@gm-le6fy]

@@tultsi93 isn't that Les Miserables?

[@loganweaver8251]

The three things that drive Nostalgia Critic insane: - Bat Credit Card - Doug’s Theme Song - Unexplained Plot Holes & Bad Films

[@Joshua_Quinzel_Isley]

The 3rd thing is what will make everybody go insane!

[@DerpyDosh]

That's 4 things though.

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

Another one is Tom and Jerry talking… and singing about becoming friends

[@thescarecast]

It's next weeks paper! lol

[@KangaKucha]

MaddMike Not even Tommorow Never Dies was that stupid.

[@IntreusTheTraveler]

I feel happiness when I see Doug suffer.. Am I a bad person?

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

No

[@SEGASister]

Eh. It's simple schadenfreude.

[@weeping_me362]

sounds fun I'll try it: A Bat Credit Card

[@PerovNigma]

A Bat Credit Card? [beat] They gave him a Bat Credit Card? [beat] They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time a Bat... CREDIT CARD?!?! NO! NO!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!! DOES NOT COMPUTE! IT'S INSANE!! [The Critic begins to shout angry gibberish as he is restrained by an unidentified man wearing a blood-stained lab coat. The next screen says "20 Minutes Later..." before cutting back to a much calmer Critic] I apologize for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get a little peeved when I see one of my childhood icons carrying [inhales] A BAT CREDIT CARD???!! YOU BASTARDS!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!! ALL OF YOU WILL DIE AND YOU'LL GET THE GAS!!! [The Critic is restrained by the doctor again, a new screen says "One Hour Later..." and we see him afterwords with a noticeably more disheveled appearance as he clears his throat, inhales and continues...] RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU?!?!?! YOU'LL ALL DIE!!! YOU WILL ALL DIE!!! [One more time he is restrained, the next screen says "Seven Hours Later..." and he finally resumes the review with a sharp intake of breath] OK... I'm fine, I'm cool, I'm fine, I'm fine. So after Batman uses the... you know what...

[@RenaldyCalixte]

Joseph Simpson 😂😂😂😂 Best scene ever

[@luxtenax9175]

1:06 that part always makes me laugh. I love this review!

[@TauGeneration]

you

[@luxtenax9175]

Trolmaster - me?

[@TauGeneration]

Adrian Fahrenheit yes

[@luxtenax9175]

Trolmaster - what?

[@randominternetsurfersurfin7595]

+Adrian Fahrenheit you have been confused.

[@schlanvlcoredude9438]

Every like is a Doug theme playing in nostalgia critic’s head

[@peathedisneyfanmediacorner6160]

Your name is Doug so.... IT IS YOUR MOVIE!

[@quincyking4945]

poor robot R.I.P

[@jerryewillis]

the dark nerd *bitch,BITCH

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

I'm gonna miss that Mech

[@mikethegrunty5968]

Won't you take me me to fucky town

[@KhanWolf95]

you know it's gonna be an orgy!!!!

[@mikethegrunty5968]

+Xero1337 cool! I'll put the coffee on

[@TheMemzie99]

Only if you bring me to titty city

[@marinerman]

It's a G-rated flick! Learn to pronounce your N's!

[@BudokaiTH]

A faaamilee picturugh!

[@天祥院甘い]

"They will criticize thighs-" *Slowly hides male thigh images*

[@themarioman5673]

"YOU ARE ON METH!" actually, the creators of this movie were on meth, and that's why this movie exists.

[@cm9231]

Actually the director is from Dublin, Ireland so it's probably more than likely heroin 😉

[@cm9231]

@Seth Belfort why not both?

[@conner3626]

i have so much respect for your profile picture

[@elchemistgaming4975]

For some reason, the bit at 17:29 was the best!

[@TelieaSellers]

Elchemist Gaming I agree

[@steelpr4174]

Can't wait to see the Nostalgia Critic at Shadocon in 2011! I'm so pumped!

[@ladyofthesith1943]

Good luck with that buddy.

[@bathtubmafia2042]

once I get my flux capacitor operational again we can get going! (nice grep face BTW)

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

NOT T- T- T- TODAY, JUNIOR!!!! (Steals the flux capacitor) bye I'm going to go destroy reality now I'm off to kill Marty McFly's parents. HILL VALLEY 1955 HERE I COME!!!!!

[@bathtubmafia2042]

Ninja Army Why does this always happen to me?

[@windmillcreep6836]

Nate libtard

[@kevinmulderrig8781]

The name "1st movie" is kind of a trend with big movie studios: Pokémon The First Movie and Captain Underpants The First Epic Movie.

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

But, again, as NC said, they already knew that there would be more Pokemon/Captain Underpants movies

[@Whovian103]

The first Captain Underpants was subtitled "The First Epic Novel" so...it kind of...makes sense

[@mrcritical6751]

I hope they make a CaptainUnderpants sequel I have an idea for it which could really work Professor Poopypants and Melvin create a photocopier that turns people into the characters George & Harold made in their comics creating real life equivalents Of Bionic Booger Boy, Wedgie Woman, Sir Stinks-a-lot, the Alien lunch ladies and Doctor Diaper And George, Harold And Captain Underpants have to stop them from getting the 3rd year anniversary comic book issue of Captain Underpants where they meet their evil counterparts

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

This entire discussion just evolved into people talking about captain underpants and I’m completely ok with this

[@ZoeLycan]

I know this is an old video, but I used to really like the simplicity of the show when I was a kid, and I still LOVE the intro theme

[@jbourbon3734]

10:38 My exact thoughts on how people don't see through Ladybug's mask(which can easily be seen) in her STUPID show.

[@SammyKnight13]

11:14 Does NC not know that the characters are actually saying "Funky town" or is he just joking because of how horrendous the film is?

[@hyena234thekids7]

If you listen to it quick enough,it does sound a bit like F**ky town.

[@manat31790]

11:15 "Stop saying F$@ky Town! This is a G-rated flick, learn to pronounce your 'n'!"

[@ExplorerDS6789]

I think he just has a fixation with wanting characters in kiddie films to say the F-word. He repeated this gag years later in his Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas review, when the elves sing "elf and bells", Critic says they're saying "effin'."

[@canaanclb]

Look at Doug with that cute girl.

[@kneesocksdaemon4581]

I'm wondering how that one girl actually thought she was cute exactly?

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@kneesocksdaemon4581 You n me both

[@cm9231]

CAHYOOOOOOOOOOOT!?

[@blurgreendayeminemmcfly9603]

You are fired from breathing!

[@jakkirkland433]

Canaan B OK. I can believe the boys getting excited for Valentine’s Day dance. I can’t believe the mayor not doing anything within her power to stop Mr Bluff. I can believe a bunch of high school students can make a shrinking ray and a robot crusher and not get any media attention for it. BUT!...

[@Bobsheaux]

It's easy to understand why Doug Walker would have the hang-ups about Doug that he has, but why the Nostalgia Critic? Doug and the NC AREN'T the same person.

[@neffyboy]

Easy, the Nostalgia Critic's first name is also Doug. So it's that trope of the actor sharing thier name with the character they are playing.

[@isobelmiller7464]

I think Nostalgia Critic is supposed to be an exaggerated version of Doug.

[@sandwichgod692]

Yes they are. Doug literally plays Nosralgia Critic.

[@PaceBreaker]

11:03 - I said it in the original upload and I'll say it again. "Woah! Let's not say what we don't mean, Critic."

[@thebrearlycrestmf9165]

"Why do you go where I can't follow?" XD XD.

[@dracoxiii6188]

That poor, poor robot...

[@tsarstepan]

Is anyone else mad that Herman took a hardcover book of Moby Dick with him into the water? #sacrilege #waterdamaged

[@elsie8757]

Yeah and like how do they expect him to be able to even read it??

[@Loopyboy447]

Elsie Not Giving You My Last Name and wouldn't it be even more polluted? Lol

[@mikebottomlesspitdunham2954]

2/3 of you are asking too logical questions

[@SoulSlugArts]

Is no one thinking of that poor book cover

[@pixel5708]

My teachers name is actually guy so it's not that weird. Still uncommon though.

[@reasyrandom]

The guy's name was Guy? Was his buddy's name "Buddy"?

[@whoami2064]

The Gamertag Ymir it his last name probably

[@chainslawterhd8904]

ReasyRandom is that a Drake and Josh reference?

[@reasyrandom]

Yes. :3

[@speedemonx1799]

My docter's name is Mann

[@gilfredyacevedo8129]

I can't believe there's a disney movie that says Fucky town

[@KnakuanaRka]

It’s supposed to be Funkytown, but yeah, it’s easy to mishear.

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

@@KnakuanaRka None of these idiots know how to pronounce their N's

[@AvitalShtap]

10:27 LET'S COVER UP THIS MONSTER! And also let's dine with the curtain COMPLETELY OPEN so that everyone across the street can see it.

[@moviemaniac2159]

I love how at the beginning when Critic says, "Why? Because you goddamn HATE me!!!!"

[@ronjacato9309]

"They killed Herman. This stinks." That's the proper way to mourn a dead friend.

[@RAY-THE-WAY]

Why does Doug remind me of the tv show Arthur?

[@noewory5260]

Because they're both equally as boring

[@ben_jamin4529]

+Note Worthy Arthur had its moments tho they did parody South park

[@noewory5260]

Isabel Alcocer Well yeah there's that, but some episodes were a bit of a snore fest for me as a kid

[@ben_jamin4529]

+Note Worthy yup it really was a rather boring cartoon u should see how bad it is now in the new seasons the animation is terrible and it became even duller

[@its_a_poncho]

+Note Worthy same

[@evolve330]

"I already made a Hogwarts joke, so I'm just gonna let this one go." What Hogwarts joke?

[@warlock984]

He mentioned Muggle Studies when the students made the robot.

[@Prop8Hater]

20:10 It was going to be a direct to video movie but was released theatrically due to the success of The Rugrats Movie.

[@frostghost75_6]

It’s like they took a multiple of scripts and mashed it all together

[@dangalfthedruid]

4:30, the basketball is timed perfectly with Doug's (the cartoon) head moving to the side. Love that.

[@buddytenney7121]

4:22 actually.

[@13AxelRoxas]

I hated this show too but my sister always put it on. Hey Arnold was always better because at least they did interesting stuff in the show.

[@MichaelBlaneWalker]

13AxelRoxas Me too, but Blue’s Clues was also better.

[@KnakuanaRka]

Yeah, this show always felt like a second-rate Hey Arnold knockoff with less memorability; not awful, but I’d pick Hey Arnold any day.

[@fookinaye8277]

i feel like doug was old before hey arnold even became a thing

[@KnakuanaRka]

FooKinAye Then maybe it was a beta version of the ideas and concepts that became Hey Arnold.

[@dapperfan44]

@@KnakuanaRka uh, Doug was the first ever Nicktoon in 1991. Hey Arnold came out in 1996

[@JCTelenio]

4:21 Me trying to relax in gym class.

[@BLMT-df4on]

4:22

[@JCTelenio]

@@BLMT-df4on I included 4:21-4:22 cause I was poking fun at my autism.

[@samuelmurrill7438]

3:31 Thank God there was the pee noise

[@aii5748]

Doug was far too boring. Everytime the song appeared I had to rush to change the channel or turn off the TV or else it'd ruin my day and put me to sleep. I don't know how something so boring got popular.

[@dnmstarsi]

Because enjoyed that slice of life cartoon. It has its sense of humor and story and there's charm in Doug and the crew. I do feel bad for Doug being mocked for being associated with the show (where I'm from, it's the total opposite) but the show has its audience and they really enjoy Doug Funnie.

[@Dorian_Scott]

@ai i The _Nickelodeon_ version of _Doug_ wasn't boring at all. It's the awful _Disney_ version that's boring. The first episode of the _Disney_ version *alone* is a complete clusterf***

[@waltersimeon387]

12:43 I don't see any Ice Warriors or water zombies or British African Rangers so .... no, you sir are not on Mars.

[@murphyjack90]

jlattimore 674 can you tell me?

[@ADogWithGlasses00]

0:09 "You fuckin' people" 😂

[@JamesLandon]

3:00 The theme's been different since Disney bought the rights.

[@dstinnettmusic]

Funny enough, I have always loved Doug because the characters and town of bluffington are based on the area I grew up around Richmond, Va

[@ShyGuy83]

Doug was my absolute favorite Nickelodeon cartoon back in the day. Even though Doug is not my first name, I was very much like him as a kid (and even as an adult) with his overactive imagination, shyness and obsessions with the hot girl in school, and constant harassment from bullies.

[@PETRIXXXX]

lol nerd loser

[@hopepierce4498]

0:25 Nostalgia Critic or Doug just reveled how his childhood was

[@Foschops70]

“Doug get excited about the possibilities a picture of a foot could bring” Wouldn’t you like to know

[@terronicle545]

I died at his reaction 14:32 😂😆😂😂😆😆

[@thesaltyzoroark6638]

11:41 Look at the purple guy's face, it's fucking perfect.

[@tixpl0x440]

3:11 welp, there went your only chance of escaping this animosity called earth.