Foodfight! - Nostalgia Critic

[@cosmicnautilus1345]

Food Fight: Featuring Mr. Clean. Because we all remember how delicious his products were.

[@HarmonyHope7534]

That would explain this monstrosity.

[@meap6474]

I would gladly consume every ounce of Mr. Clean Bleach before watching this movie again

[@thegamingdoggo9519]

I mean Mr clean is a snack

[@gabejones9761]

If you watch this movie, then you’d need mr clean to help forget

[@mhggggg]

Well, that's the preferred snack to watch this movie with

[@prokeikas7284]

They actually used 50$ to make the movie. The rest was spent on cocaine.

[@admiralyawn3106]

They had to keep Charlie Sheen there for that decade somehow

[@prokeikas7284]

@@admiralyawn3106 yes.

[@brickstudio8790]

And The Product Placement were 2.00$

[@TheCoCAmbassador]

That is 49.99 dollars too much

[@idk_whatimdoing_1384]

That, and a few hundred premium accounts on pornhub to steal animations from

[@Starfire861]

For the record: Ice Age came out in 2002 with a budget of 59 million dollars and took 2 years to make. Paranorman came out in 2012 with a budget of 60 million dollars and took 3 years to make. Food Fight had 65 million dollars, 10 years to make, and THIS is the product we get.

[@civilianarc9624]

BlueBird858 its cause AT LEAST 64.5 million dollars when into drugs and alcohol

[@ThatOneGuy-fi5su]

@@civilianarc9624 they probably only had 1 dollar left in reality

[@subscribetoxdsnailboat7145]

WeLl FoRtNiTe ToOk 8 YeArS tO mAkE aNd ItS nOt ThAt BaD

[@gabrielp9646]

32:20 What movie is that music from..?? I just have it in the back of my head, but I can´t figure it out :S:S I know it is a movie that I like and that Ive watched a bunch of times, but I can´t figure it out right now... Pleaaaase, someone tell me :S:S

[@boisegameshowguy]

65 mil rolled up and stuck where the sun doesn’t shine. No wonder Charlie Sheen went bananas 🌞

[@ohm_sweet_ohm]

From what I found on the LostMediaWiki, a lot of the brand icons that were poorly represented in the film were originally going to be part of the movie, but were scrapped during production. In fact, 20 different food icons were removed from the film. My guess is that the brands looked at the mess that was being made and pulled out, ensuring that the animators would have to do redo even more sequences. Obviously, this would have caused a lot of upset and is probably what led the animators to make the knock-off versions of the icons so repulsive.

[@WalkerRileyMC]

Based on interviews I've seen, the animators had basically given up long before it was ever even 'complete'. Kasanoff apparently just kept changing up what he wanted for animation style forcing the animators to scrap everything they had worked on and start over several times.

[@mysteryhatter]

@@WalkerRileyMCThis movie gets even worse when you know that

[@FemcelFurio]

That is what happened. A lot of brands (specifically M&Ms) thought the film wasn't doing right by the characters. Specifically they made the Red M and M look like the yellow one and they made the yellow one look like red.

[@rs5productions]

Foodfight makes The Emoji Movie look like an actual good movie anda that’s saying something

[@mirandalyneetestewart3083]

Wow, an actual compliment, for The Emoji, that’s rare, don’t know which film, should be more embarrassed.

[@calicolain6382]

Food fight makes the emoji movie look like toy story,and that's saying something

[@codyman5540]

Nah, that doesn’t mean shit. Like comparing to a person’s turd log to a case of Diarrhea Mesh-Mash. They’re both shit but at least you can quickly dispose of a log while you’d have to take gloves together before cleaning the diarrhea mess below you...

[@WillieManga]

Well, the Emoji Movie never exactly LOOKED bad, per se. The animation was pretty good, considering it was mostly emojis with a dash of real world animation. More than could be said for Norm of the North as well. But yeah. Even the writing was worse by both selling out and being massively inappropriate in Foodfight. Maybe people hate The Emoji Movie more because it came from a major animation studio. But keep in mind; Threshold was trying to become the next Pixar with this flop.

[@gladfan1989]

@@mirandalyneetestewart3083 Hmmmmmmm, this calls for a coin flip.

[@finngeometry7570]

If you’re wondering, the reason the movie looks THIS BAD is because the real assets were stolen. What was put to screen is just the “animatics.” Those are essentially lower quality “test” versions, they help visualise what the scene will look like when the final animation is finished. It’s standard industry practice. Once the thievery took place, instead of spending way more money to reanimate the entire thing, they just decided to release it with the animatics. Early trailers are available on KZbin, you can see the animation looks miles better.

[@finngeometry7570]

@Thủy Ly Nguyễn Điền yeah no I was just talking about the visuals, literally everything else is a complete and utter mess.

[@wistful3631]

Yeah the movie probably wouldn’t have been seen as one of the worst if the animation was kept as the original. It still wouldn’t have been that good but it would’ve been a step up.

[@Shalayah2010]

i just watched the trailer (i think) and the animation looks just as bad

[@wistful3631]

@@Shalayah2010 I don’t think it’s horrible. Definitely not as good as anything Pixar has made but decent enough.

[@WritingFighter]

Assuming that's true, it does not excuse them pushing to release the film and not using, I don't know, some semblance of insurance on the production.

[@usernamegoeshere821]

I’ve seen deviant art that looks better than this

[@SetzerII]

I've seen early Newgrounds animations that get blammed that look better than this. And somehow sound better, despite being silent.

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

I've seen overwatch porn better than this

[@MPHJackson7]

Come to think of it, Foodfight is pretty much Deviantart: The Movie

[@alexchap7744]

The music video from money for nothing looks better, and it’s from 1985

[@misspinkrainbow5856]

Username Goes Here yeah but a part of deviant art actually has really good art

[@Thedarksenshi]

That wasn't Tim Curry, that was actually Jeff Benett, the voice of Johnny Bravo. That man can do some top notch impressions!

[@Furrball2023]

Jeff Benett didn't just do Johnny Bravo. He also voices Dexter's Dad from "Dexter's Laboratory," and the Man With The Yellow Hat from "Curious George" (The show, not the movie. Although he DID voice him in the sequels). With that said, WHAT!?! WHY!?! HOW!?!

[@Nick-ty9us]

Why would do this he better than that

[@ForrestFox626]

​@@Nick-ty9usA job is a job

[@doctorspindash2.086]

​@@Nick-ty9usWell, at least we can say that Tim Curry didn't soil is career bike touching this movie

[@AnimationNation2004]

He’d also do a Tim Curry impression on Planet Sheen

[@AnAnomalySpeaks]

This movie was probably what poor McGucket saw on the other side of the portal.

[@glasswing3054]

XD

[@kayalandry2249]

So true! Except who's "the beast with just one eye"?

[@rileyovertherainebow]

Just.......yes.

[@nabeebhaveinternet6845]

the truth has been spoken!

[@samuraifighterchick1456]

Excellent. 12/10.

[@Jack1994hoo]

Guys, Toy Story's budget was 30 Million. Let that sink in.

[@cartoonmaster2401]

This movie got a negative number. The Last Airbender got 5%. Let _THAT_ sink in.

[@cruzloera4931]

Air bender was easy on the eyes. Relatively

[@WillieManga]

This is what happens when the director has no idea how to make an animated movie.

[@cil_lee]

*....holy shit-*

[@CyberAztec]

Lets just sink in boys.

[@nightblade3709]

Rumors say that the Nazi's never opened the real Arc of the Covenant in Indiana Jones. Rather, they unknowingly opened Pandora's Box and got a glimpse of this film trying to escape.

[@Corvus__]

Don't worry, Pit will take her down.

[@Allsparkwarrior47]

Corvus I’m gonna help Pit he’s gonna need it.

[@Corvus__]

@@Allsparkwarrior47 Now that you mention it... (equips Ultima Weapon and mega evolves) Count me in.

[@Allsparkwarrior47]

Corvus let’s hope this monstrosity never scars anyone ever again.

[@Corvus__]

@@Allsparkwarrior47 Hear. (gives a few hi-potions) you'll probably need these.

[@stephaniethepenguin5442]

It's official. If you want a Christopher Lloyd performance even scarier than Roger Rabbit, look no further than the zombie-like, dead faced clipboard guy in Foodfight. 😱

[@hahahano8918]

The US Government is currently considering Food Fight as a form of psychological interrogation to be used on enemy spies. Testing is still underway, but early results have been promising.

[@eldridgecharles1313]

Even Satan has banned such forms of torture in hell!

[@matthewmoran5297]

+Pixels Abridged They've been using the wrong film. "Son of the Mask" is even more psychological than "Foodfight!". 8C Also, in a way, "Foodfight!" is more watchable than "Son of the Mask"......To me, at least.

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

Pixels Abridged I heard the poor saps they’ve been experimenting this on can’t stop uttering food one-liners

[@donnadotson2591]

The test was successful.

[@probotpixelz7278]

I bet this scene can make enemy spies talk 17:01

[@thepurpleeyedraccoon4749]

For the record, food fight had 10 years and 65 million dollars to work on To compare the first Toy Story had 4 years and 30 million to work on And Toy Story came out on a time where technology was worse That’s right Toy story had less time, money, and technology And yet it’s animation stands up great today While this movie looks worse than early CGI

[@kadi00z32]

HAH FOODFIGHT JUST GOT 10 FUCKING TIMES WORSE WITH THIS CONTEXT!

[@Harry-ur6lg]

Actually, all of the footage was stolen, and they had to remake it on a smaller budget, so it’s justified.

[@thekiller7994]

This movie had a ten year production and this is what we got

[@ljpwr3368]

Most of that money probably went to Charlie sheen

[@ericbright1742]

REBOOT looks better than this movie.

[@bridgetroa7942]

Swear to God who ever tried to steal the footage to this movie was doing a public service. This should never be witnessed.

[@aadams1006]

They were probably trying to bury it forever. Too bad it didn't work.

[@raaston9761]

I will go back in time use a shotgun to kill everyone on the food fight team

[@Belac_LoTH]

you'd think that, but apparently it was the near-finished animation, meaning the had to start over. In other words, they're the reason you've seen better visuals in Drake of the 99 Dragons.

[@Finn-the-cartoonist2630]

They tried to warn us, they tried to save us, but... we didn't listen

[@oron61]

Dunno. If the stolen footage had the same script, yes. If the script was stolen too, and this thrns out to be a rush to make up for $65m with a bag of peanuts, something really good might have been lost.

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

25:19: The fuck? Did the guy behind the motion capture have sudden muscle spasms during production or something?

[@georgehiscott700]

"Perhaps if I do more ballerina twirls the answer will become clear"

[@neilyoungboy]

The following animated films had a lower budget than food fight: Snow White: 1.4 Million Pinocchio: 2.2 Million Fantasia: 2.28 Million Bambi: $858,000 Peter Pan and the Jungle Book: 4 Million The Secret of Nihm: 7 Million An American: Tail: 9 Million The Land Before Time: 12.5 Million The Little Mermaid: 40 Million Beauty and the Beast: 25 Million Aladdin: 28 Million The Lion King: 45 Million Toy Story: 30 Million Chicken Run: 45 Million Shrek: 60 Million Wallace and Gromit: 30 Million Inflation check, for those made before our time. Snow White: $22092329.94(22 Million) Pinocchio: $35536026.87 (35 Million) Fantasia: $36828246.03 (37 Million) Bambi: $11812129.36 (12 Million) Peter Pan: $33692036.57 (34 Million) Jungle Book: $27133339.82 (27 Million) Nihm: $17409502.01 American Tail: $18548481.28 Land Before Time: $2484269.54

[@untiedshoes90]

+Kevin Murphy However, are those adjusted for inflation?

[@Arceleus]

+Kevin Murphy Adjust for inflation.

[@Soufriere84]

+Kevin Murphy - Like the others said, you must adjust for inflation. Snow White was made nearly 80 years ago. A dollar back then could buy a full meal at a cheap restaurant and still have enough left over for a newspaper.

[@thezachvolt6883]

El Mariachi. 1992. Made 2 million dollars and got critical acclaim on a $7,000 budget, which is still $12,006 in today's money.

[@TylerTubeStudios]

Yellow Submarine (Adjusted for inflation up to 2016): $1,744,284.66

[@danic_c]

This movie HAS to be a money laundering scheme.

[@danic_c]

By some Colombian drug dealer.

[@TokyoDrift456]

Jontron explains what happened to this piece o' shit in his review, to put it shortly: the movie was said to come out in 2003, but EVERYTHING about it was stolen, so they spent 10 years TRYING to replicate it

[@BDNeon]

@@TokyoDrift456 Or, more likely, they took the money from the "investors" (cartels), spent it on "animators" (A shell company run by the cartels that's a business in name only and is actually just an empty building registered as a business), where taxes are paid and the money comes out squeaky clean, they keep 5% of the money to hire some novice animators to churn out this garbage, while crafting a fake story about the theft so the awful quality seems plausible to the public and any federal agents suspicious about where the money went.

[@megadiancie751]

Like our school's knitting club.

[@julieporter7805]

Maybe it's like the Producers. Someone told them they can make more money with a flop than a hit.

[@tyrant-den884]

"If I had a raisin for every time I heard that:... I'd be dead, because I am a dog."

[@Klarpimier]

I’d like to appreciate Doug’s incredible method acting for being able to put his head anywhere near spilled pickles and juice on the floor

[@CadDriftarus]

I KNOW. I see an image of pickle juice and the smell just automatically comes to me. My job is really unfun whenever they forget to recycle the Pickle bucket.

[@benjaminguzman3428]

When the Emoji movie is starting to look appealing...

[@thegameknight8916]

THAT, dear sir, is when the filmmakers of this hunk of shit and vomit knew they fucked up.

[@anthonycrowley2264]

At least the Emoji Movie has good art/animation and the characters express emotions!

[@val-ou7eq]

@@anthonycrowley2264 Is THIS how bad animation has gotten?! THE FREAKING EMOJI MOVIE looks better than this, I watched this movie near a child and he CRIED! GAAAAH!

[@l.w.3184]

I’m sorry but that’s not possible

[@anthonycrowley2264]

@@rjmantis I tried to stop it, but it's a fixed point in time. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[@thegamereaper5755]

65,000,000 for this film... There goes the cancer research!

[@dirt2906]

It gave people cancer

[@dnmstarsi]

@@dirt2906 This movie was cancer research. And it proved that shitty movies can produce cancer. And make Charlie Sheen insane.

[@OctaviousNight]

This is a crockpot theory but I think perhaps what happened was that the original movie when it was stolen was still not finished yet and when they took 10 years to remake the film they were working with what little money that had left...I actually have evidence that in early trailers to the film while granted nothing fantastic but there was clearly effort put into the animation such as the characters actually emoting

[@AaronLad]

This movie is considered cancer

[@issacflores2010]

Zack Van Delinder Prove it!

[@nikistorey9972]

Nobody: People’s arms in this movie: ↗️⤴️⬅️↪️↩️🔄↖️⬆️↘️

[@netizenkuripangistanyolo3339]

Hey reminds me of ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬅️ ➡️ ⬅️ ➡️ B A START

[@taytenlorn7971]

No it’s more like putting bleach in my eyes. It would be more enjoyable

[@Alphablue-tp4xc]

They took notes from Sonic 06. Literally the hand movement's are similar if not the same compared to Sonic 06.

[@ajdiggydamn6496]

⬆️↖️↙️↘️⬅️⬇️⤵️🔃🔄🔁↪️↘️➡️⬅️⬆️⬆️↙️⬇️

[@catherinepablo3631]

Food fight is the best I bet your opinion

[@huntermooney143]

There's a fan made documentary about Foodfight and it was revealed that the story about the movie being stolen and the animators having to start over was complete BS. It was actually a lie the director made up so he can have an excuse to the investors for why the movie was taking too long.

[@thefunnyguyaha]

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[@mythiethereviewer2608]

Who the hell thought Foodfight deserved 1.7 on IMDB? What one critic came out thinking, "Well. At least it was a movie."

[@Sidney_JN]

They were mostly joke reviews with a 10/10 rating.

[@DH_Artist]

When he starts screaming “WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT” I think I pissed myself laughing

[@puppymaroon964]

It was hilarious. XD

[@abstractline4223]

17:02

[@lordkarasu2263]

DH_Artist and when he starts confessing lolol

[@karanmodhvadiya3096]

Does it feel NICE?

[@c63655]

I made a mistake taking a bit of cereal at that exact moment 😂

[@mrsleovaldez6474]

My theory is that the animators, writers, and directors were all drunk and high at the same time when they greenlit and made this monstrosity.

[@dimentedguy]

That is now the official theory for how this film was made. They were all on so much lsd, marijuana, crack and various other drugs plus alcohol that they thought this was actually some semblance of good.

[@leonardobianucci6218]

You dont need a story. There Is a simple but amazing explanation of how this Is so bad. Because it isnt the original movie. The movie was 75% done when somebody stole the original footage. They redo the film with only 15% of the original budget and in order to even do that they were trought hell to finish it

[@carlosfer2201]

i think it was all a scam to siphon money out of a studio

[@thefunnyguyaha]

“Alright, guys… what about a dog detective voiced by Charlie Sheen?” “Good idea, Jerry, let’s go green light it” “We come up with the best ideas when we’re high”

[@alexandraluster284]

"Foodfight is the worst animated movie of all time!" Rapcity Street Kids: Hold my gibberish speaking grandma.

[@JasonRamme-g9w]

Foodfight! is even worse than Cars 2

[@zackattack0425]

Fun Fact, that last part wasn't acting. He was literally going insane and they recorded him to warn everyone else not to see the film.

[@romania5106]

I’m not surprised

[@kendallbellors6102]

Awesome reference to batman return at the beginning of your foodfight review 👍

[@CTOACN]

Time stamp plz

[@bananaleaf5899]

@@CTOACN the entire opening is a reference of the most famous scene from Batman Returns in which Selina becomes Catwoman

[@Theistocrat]

@@bananaleaf5899 nah man, the scene from Batman Returns is just a reference to this

[@WillieManga]

"You have to wonder if the director had some sort of other sexual agenda on his mind." Yes. That is exactly what happened. Larry Kassinoff saw that the animators were playing around with one of the assets and making her look sexy. Larry noticed this and got the idea to have them implement more sex jokes than Big Willy Unleashed. A game that's SUPPOSED to be for adults.

[@aidanoneill3730]

Is that a fact? How do you know?

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

This is what you get from the producer of Mortal Kombat Conquest and Annihilation.

[@carterhinke9845]

@@aidanoneill3730 he also directed the bobble heads movie, so it wouldn’t surprise me

[@boevinohammond1680]

​@@MinscFromBaldursGate92

[@boevinohammond1680]

​@@carterhinke9845

[@samueljones3550]

Foodfights animation looks like what you would see in a bowling alley

[@burnerheinz]

Hell that's an insult to all bowling alleys

[@tealnoise]

Even a bowling alley has better animation then that

[@streetman23]

I mean have you seen Moonbeams City, those bowling animations are high art

[@zackhornsby8584]

Well that's just rude To the bowling alley

[@YumeDream39]

Bowling alley animations are a masterpiece compared to this movie!

[@PrismVision007]

Hey NC, you should go watch the latest video documentary called “Rotten: Behind the Foodfight”. It shows extra details about the history and production of the film, and the amount chaos that ensues in it. It is made by a channel named “OK so…”. Also according to the documentary, the whole “industrial espionage” thing was actually nothing more than a made-up lie. In actuality, Larry had the crew redo everything in mocap. And aside from that, Larry himself was a piece of garbage man.

[@GingerSnape46]

Anybody else love it when Critic loses it?

[@DrDolan2000]

It makes the pain hurt less so yea

[@Cage-CatYT]

It’s me.

[@RockerMicke1]

oscar worthy of his groundbreaking performance

[@ivoryphoenix7]

it scares me sometimes tbh

[@villager7714]

Yup

[@petergermain8443]

This came out the same year as Wreck it Ralph, Brave, Paranorman, and Hotel Transylvania. Absolutely unforgivable.

[@senhoritajose]

Technically it was gonna come out in 2002, where we already had movies like Shrek 2, Monster's Inc, and Ice age.

[@kittylntabakadex9938]

Peter Germain Well paranorman doesn’t really fit in that category because I believe it’s actually stop motion.

[@roberttreacy8271]

Absolutely unforgivable. It would be very said if it came out the same year as the first Toy Story.

[@Noobelli]

Eh I'm not a fan of those Disney movies anyway and have never seen Paranorman.

[@ericisatenor2869]

While I don't completely agree with that last one, this is unacceptable.

[@obiwankenobi9141]

all of the arm movement in the movies: ⬅️↙️↩️🔂⬆️↖️⤴️🔄⬇️↕️⤵️🔃🔽↗️↔️🔀➡️↘️↪️🔁◀️🔼🔽

[@اسمالمستخدم-ز2ف]

And eays go like 😶

[@TheGoowolf]

I have a feeling a cheat was activated

[@tonythehappynerd7241]

General Kenobi!

[@joelbond7440]

👆👆👇👇👈👉👈👉 B A START.

[@75JUNAKI]

@@tonythehappynerd7241 General Groovis: You are a bold one. Obi-Want to have happy: Wait no I’m not, I have hair, and a beard. Grievous Groovis: Wait no I’m being literal, I was saying you have the guts to jump in while there’s like hundreds of armed Droids in the area and your in the middle of them. Obi-Want to have happy: Wait but what does guts have to do with this? Grievous Groovis:………same thing as being bold, it’s not literal. Obi-Want to have happy: Wait but bold and guts aren’t the same thing. Obi-Want to have happy: Guts are intestents (misspelling) and bold is were a men is hairless. Grievous Groovis:…….oh my god, you don’t even know when to be literal and not to be literal? Obi-Want to have happy: Funny thing is, I was playing with you. Grievous Groovis:………………..shoot him down………………… Edit: Not sorry

[@pinkgirl294]

7:15 is the best part! 7:23 "I pooped myself!"/ " Give him an extra grand for that!"

[@looneyblue4046]

Give him all our money!

[@alexanon7637]

Nostalgia Critic’s a true hero. He did what I couldn’t do: watch the entire movie. Literally zoned out 10 minutes into this film

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

My family and I took it out of the T.V. screen trying 2 watch it, since the 1st few minutes of it were so bad, we didn’t feel like torturing ourselves.😑😂 ;w;

[@edatheowllady9518]

I still can't understand how terrible movies like this are even allowed to air

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

Ruby Rose probably 2 inspire insecure people about their own stories.🙂😂🤨

[@edatheowllady9518]

@@theoverratedchannel6225 it definitely helps

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

Ruby Rose yep! After these insecure people look at...these things that consider themselves movies, they’ll feel less bad about their own stories, and b inspired 2 show it off 2 the world no matter the hate or criticism they might get. Yes I know. I didn’t need 2 explain. But I love explaining, so I did!😂😛

[@PormithipicusProductions]

The guy that stole the footage bought us 10 years they were a true savior, but they could not stop the inevitable horrors to come

[@rockycuro7737]

If you've seen the trailer, the movie looked SO MUCH BETTER, whoever stole this film just made things worse.

[@theyakkomanguy7522]

The strange thing is that no one knows who stole the footage because no suspect has been named publicly and not even a hint on who the culprit could've been.

[@Thats20percentcooler]

I feel like the film would’ve been decent if the footage was never stolen. The animation was actually okay and the characters had more emotion than just waving their hands and making weird body motions

[@elijahyes3110]

@@Thats20percentcooler Well the writing would not change so it would still be one of the worst animated movies

[@akatoshslayer7599]

@@elijahyes3110 The original cut of Food Fight would have been an unmemorable cash grab that might have rendered studios too scared to make brand tie in movies. Them stealing the footage might have made the Lego movie possible as Food Fight would have released earlier. This might have prevented The Lego Movie from going into production as it was already in development before Food Fight was released. The nature of the movie industry views everything as a trend instead of individual movies making this a disturbing possibility.

[@cataferre03]

I was eating some chocolate when the movie said "Chicks dig chocolate" and I had to stop for a moment, look at my chocolate and meditate about my entire life

[@Chocl8215]

no regrets.

[@clevername6872]

Cata 2805 Chocolate. . . . I don't know if I can forgive you... . . WHAT AM I SAYING OF COURSE I CAN FORGIVE YOU!

[@thescrublord9467]

me: *Eats chocolate* girl: hey, is that chocolate? me: yeah, why? girl: i love chocolate *she'd look at me* me: _T H O T D E T E C T E D_ me: *grabs her and throws her into a tree* me: *_T H O T E L I M I N A T E D_*

[@rebellupus6484]

SNIPINGBLAZER Ok then... Good for you buddy

[@thescrublord9467]

Stella Lupus sorry for the shitty joke

[@Youn-G84]

If there was ever a chance of there ever being a Sam and Max animated movie ever made....well.......THIS movie killed it.

[@codywilliams1445]

7:47 “leftover racism from Transformers 2” Me; There isn’t any, they used it all!

[@PxPtheBook]

They didn't. *Me:

[@JReaLBiz86]

You'd think so, Cody, but... did you watch the rest of the video?

[@kc_9970]

There's Skids and Mudflap...

[@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks]

TO BE FAIR, ..... Charlie Sheen just delivered the line awkwardly. It would be fat cat-burgler. The rat is fat and steals cats..... or he steals fat cats....... I'm actually not sure. Never mind. That's the writer's fault.

[@dogbiscuit631]

He's a fat, cat-burglar

[@jeepowner2858]

Asdf Asdf then why isn't he called fat rat burglar

[@dogbiscuit631]

Chance Mckenzie it's supposed to be fat, cat burglar

[@RobMustDie482]

I think it's either supposed to be ironic or associate with the fact he's stealing kittens.

[@likeabadgirlshouldx4928]

Asdf Asdf probably was a cat in the stolen copy and it was too much effort to ask Sheen to do it again.

[@dmjohnson517]

Sunshine was lost 6 months ago. so she’s been just sitting in that chair the whole entire time waiting for Dexter.🤦🏼‍♂️

[@theyakkomanguy7522]

Apparently, someone from the film's production came out on Reddit saying the original files were NOT stolen, but instead, the files were intentionally deleted. That is a shame because according to the user, it was good until Larry Kasanoff seized control of the film and turned it into what it is now.

[@knytebuilds3399]

This film: *exists* Thanos: Now you understand why the universe needs corrected.

[@ChipCJ]

Lets go teamup with thanos to wipe out the universe

[@thebadger622]

"Shit if that was the reason i'd gladly hand over the Stones

[@Yatom636]

To be corrected you may.

[@sparkleabbie2273]

No wonder he snapped everyone out of existence

[@raaston9761]

@@thebadger622 if that was the reason i would help him as long as i get the reality stone

[@Moonlitwatersofaqua]

Mr. Clean seems to be way better animated than everyone else in the film. whats up with that?

[@Vespertine__]

That’s where the 65 mil went 😳

[@elijahyes3110]

Mainly his beautiful face

[@henryg4377]

There's a reason he's called Mr Clean...

[@jelqotheclown]

Because it’s the mr clean from the commercials, they probably just used the same 3D model to budget

[@yoda908]

Maybe one of the animators has fetish for bald men as well.

[@tomdaly4275]

This makes the Emoji movie look like high art!

[@tacomayre5110]

Yes

[@MasterGeek-mk5ne]

It is

[@slytheringuy0529]

I hate both movies but The Emoji Movie was better

[@hidbid1]

Tom Daly The Emoji Movie was actually pretty well animated though

[@alysssabear]

Trust me when I say this, I'd rather watch the Emoji Movie A MILLION TIMES than watch this utter pile of shit again.

[@elpabloescobar8278]

I can forgive you for giving taco bell it's breakfast menu but getting rid of cartoon network shows that can't be forgiven

[@ScarletSp1der783]

Or cancelling Firefly.

[@Furrball2023]

What Cartoon Network shows did he cancel? Did he cancel Dexter's Laboratory? Ed, Edd n Eddy? The Powerpuff Girls? Courage The Cowardly Dog? Or did he cancel ALL OF THE ABOVE!?!

[@PinkGoldAbby]

Doug, you’re a brave man. We will make sure your courageous act goes down in criticism history. You have my deep respect.

[@antonanderson1965]

Nah. To watch Where the Dead Go to Die? Now that's either bravery or sheer insanity.

[@Robalexe]

@@antonanderson1965 Don't bring that hell up! Let it die

[@Gage-jk4pm]

​@@Robalexe no.

[@cjhs2006]

I Really Hope This Movie Isn’t The Reason Why Charlie Sheen Was on Drew Carey’s Improv-a-Ganza With Wayne Brady

[@yellobanana6456]

Is that a title? Because the capitalization of every first letter makes it look that way.

[@masterseal0418]

*Kid Icarus Uprising Attack on the Bomb Depot OST plays* “I’m on drugs, It’s called Charlie Sheen.”

[@cjhs2006]

@@yellobanana6456 Fuck Off,I Don’t Type Like This on Purpose,Douchebag,I’m Only Human With a Freak Flag That I Proudly Let Fly

[@adachiplsrailme]

@@cjhs2006 what

[@nobloodforfoil]

@@cjhs2006 ..why IS the first letter on each word capitilized then?? ..not beefin, just curious.. :)

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

Foodfight is an insult in every single way possible. $65,000,000 for terrible acting, terrible animation, terrible script and the crappiest graphics. For 2012 there is no excuse...even video games could do better animation with that budget like Ratchet and Clank and L.A Noire that existed around a similar period...yes they were not the best performers either for profits,, but they was still better acting, better animation, better scripts and better graphics than this travesty, where movies would be "Expected" to be better in this avenue with $65,000,000 . Just putting that to perspective.

[@robsmith961]

Ketorulz The original Ratchet and Clank, which came out in 2002, looked much better than this.

[@TheSchaef47]

27:59 At first I was racking my brain trying to figure out how a world-class writer like Lawrence Kasanoff got mixed up in this movie. Then I realized I was thinking about Lawrence Kasdan, and not the guy who wrote Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

[@chesiregirl]

It's not even bad in a "so bad it's good" way. The Room is at least good in that it's hilariously awkward and fun to laugh at. This wasn't even enjoyable on that level.

[@andrewhailstorm4081]

sans gaster It didn’t.

[@Netizpossible]

sans gaster What the hell is ass piss?

[@detectivespy8739]

O HAII MARK!

[@Blackrainbowsociety888]

the reason its so bad animation and story wise is because towards their finishing of the movie the hard drive for it was stolen and they lost everything so they had to make due with the money the had left so it came out as a FET-TISH MOV-IE REPLY

[@cprinc4515]

True.

[@MPHJackson7]

19:06 Me: is this supposed to parody Casablanca? 19:25 Me: oh no they did a parody of Casablanca.

[@Batman-p7f]

MPHJackson7 Actually they're shamelessly ripping it off. I'm surprised Warner Bros. didn't sue the makers of this movie.

[@thekiller7994]

This movie is so bad where it makes The Emoji Movie look like Toy Story

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

So which one is worse? The pathetic corporate cash grab that uses product placement with no restraint? Or The pathetic corporate cash grab that uses product placement with no restraint, but is has the worst animation you’ll ever see in your life?

[@thekiller7994]

Rogue Rainbow both

[@Rgoid]

And it makes Captain Underpants look like the Incredibles.

[@rubberducky2102]

Toy Story IS a good movie

[@thekiller7994]

Brooks Warner what I mean is Foodfight makes the Emoji movie a masterpiece like Toy Story

[@Finn_the_Cat]

Fun fact: an unfinished first draft of the movie with like 7 minutes of footage has quite a bit if interesting things 1. Dex was supposed to be human at one point which makes raisin catgirl I forgot her name being humanoid make more sense. 2. The animation was almost worth a damn and the characters actually felt alive and not like they were cardboard cutouts. The director has no experience with animation so he used motion capture instead and it looks like garbage, at least as far as I know

[@introvertedwifi3963]

When you're 60 do a nostalgia critic on nostalgia critic

[@Corvus__]

Wonder how that would work.

[@peelslowly28]

Now that you mention it, will anyone still be doing this until they're 60? I know 60 year old youtubers exist but will they stay around that long?

[@Corvus__]

@@peelslowly28 Am I the only one who's curious as to how that would work? 🤔

[@Ze_eT]

@@Corvus__ He already did one, he did an episode on The Show Must Go On.

[@Corvus__]

@@Ze_eT Send me a link?

[@thegreyjedi2372]

For anyone who’s unaware, the opening sequence is a direct reference to Batman Returns, specifically the scene Selina goes back home after death.

[@deuceydee3506]

It's such a spot-on recreation of the scene, I love it XD

[@batmanclips213]

i know is a good opening

[@WEYYYY874]

I literally watched Batman Returns like a day before and I caught the reference easily

[@alvexok5523]

@WEYYYY874 Yeah. "Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot, I'm not married". Lol. That there was a much better performance by nostalgia critic than anything in the horrible movie Foodfight. Some of those animated figures were really scary looking, and not in a "they're supposed to be scary because that's the types of characters they are" way! Wtf was up with that long-neck thing who stuck his head out from under main character's legs!? Or the supposed-to-be Count Chocula who looked incredibly different from him!? Or that farting frog!!? Or the big nose creature who then flew backwards and made big explsion of what blows out of one's nose!!? Or any of the freakin disgusting gross-out humor from characters already gross looking!!? This movie was serious nightmare fuel!!

[@alvexok5523]

@@batmanclips213 Yeah, that opening was waaaaay better than the terrible movie n.c. rightfully criticized in this video. See my above reply to @WEYYYY874

[@Mylris]

Toy story came 17 years before foodfight and toy story had a lower movie budget and had better quality in the animation. Even pixar's first 3D animation short had better quality then food fight. That's just sad.

[@zachduperron8543]

Gaming4Life123 okay that is unexplainable

[@banditkeithkingofduelmonsters]

@Anime_Gamer_Weeb FoodFight didn't come out in 2002 did it?

[@antonanderson1965]

31:42 I only now just noticed the plaid gloves on Tamara. That joke is so subtle. I didn't notice it until 5 or 6 viewings of this over the course of 3 years! Well played!

[@jermallkinley279]

?

[@antonanderson1965]

@@jermallkinley279 The villain also has plaid gloves

[@btaadomoth792]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a spam. 65 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

[@rosannronchetti2035]

It came out 9 year after its release

[@lindsaylawson6038]

WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!

[@LachiePlayaplaya]

Did Kyle's mom hijack your keyboard?

[@jeremiahwright4450]

17:04

[@silvercrewmate2201]

Me watching this movie: bring it on I’m ready 17:02 Me: i lied I was not prepared for......... WHAT IN THE NAME OF HOLY CHEESE AND CRAKERS IS THAT FUCKING THING

[@Allsparkwarrior47]

This movie is so bad that even The Joker will be scared of this.

[@DarwinskiYT]

The only good think about the emoji movie is the animation

[@kingofgalaxy9061]

Hugh Salin even pennywise

[@appendixlessloser4806]

Joker probably funded this atrocity

[@thekiller7994]

Appendixless Loser I don’t Joker would want to fund this piece of shit

[@cringeman9019]

But would he be more scared of that than the irs

[@AGM-f5d]

Okay,but Doug Walker's mental breakdown is one of the greatest performances I've ever seen. I actually dropped a tear.

[@juancl7658]

It stuck to my head since the video was new. Everytime I think of a really bad movie, I think of that scene

[@allister-malister9179]

It reminds me of selina’s freak out in batman returns.

[@jectellsforgottenchannel5553]

"Here are some commercials... For the love of God don't make a movie out of them!!!" *iFunny ad* Oh god the Emoji Movie is getting a sequel!!!!

[@elgatopicante788]

Dylan Wade mine was about the google pixel 2, with a random "funny meme" in it. I will pray to god just so that a meme movie doesn't come out

[@jectellsforgottenchannel5553]

Dragonraider Slayer or Pixels gets a sequel

[@chrisbrasel9049]

Damn you all to hell.

[@treyowen9213]

Dylan Wade WHAT?!

[@thatmotivatedchris6749]

Chris Brasel wha ?

[@DavidRay_40]

This is hands down one of his best movie reviews EVER.

[@JReaLBiz86]

I almost jumped out a window until I read that again and saw the word "reviews". So yes, I agree.

[@natedoyle9171]

I die laughing every time I watch it

[@benjaminfischer3229]

Please tell me you were being sarcastic!

[@Phobie_2000]

@@benjaminfischer3229 he’s not. This video is fucking hilarious, and this movie is awful.

[@benjaminfischer3229]

@@Phobie_2000 I was saying that because I though the commenter liked the movie!

[@allanlaerz7525]

I think somebody stole the footage to destroy it. To bad he/she failed.

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

Allan Laerz It was a valiant attempt. A moment of silence for the fallen.

[@anikmonette2140]

Allan Laerz Yup, truly sad... What crushing, every day truth that all we do is in vain!

[@tdfern1]

Allan Laerz What was the point?

[@douglaspantz]

I did hear about some thing about some factory being set on fire...

[@HistoryUnwound]

Actually, they succeeded. That's why the animation quality is so horrible and unfinished, because it all had to be redone from scratch, and quickly. So that's one thing I can excuse, but not everything wrong with the script and plot.

[@thebadfella5296]

I love how 30:26 is a cheap, quick joke made by a KZbin channel and it still looks better than a 65-million-dollar big-budget animated movie

[@TheArbiter3479]

That missle and effect was actually from an old app back when black ops 2 was just released or was about to be released I don't exactly remember but I remember using that app you would record something for like 10-15 seconds and it would add that effect of the hellstorm missile over your recording it was a lot of fun

[@Furrball2023]

Honestly, "Kickassia," "Suburban Knights," AND "To Boldly Flee" are better than this!

[@BigAL68xyz]

"I did it for YOU." And I genuinely appreciate it. Your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed. Once again, The Nostalgia Critic watched it. So I don't have to.

[@professorhare7419]

"Honey I'm home." "Oh I forgot I'm not married."

[@dinoman301]

Oofffffffffff

[@nathandavies7483]

Thats a mood

[@scottydu81]

That... doesn't jive with what I know... Sorry to hear that development.

[@theredandbluegamer4776]

My life

[@saladfingersasmrparty9768]

scottydu81 I’m pretty sure it’s just his character

[@donvitocorleone2098]

That was not Tim Curry ( though, the ACTUAL actor who voiced that character has a good Tim Curry accent)

[@Andromeda14161]

I came here to comment this. It’s Jeff Bennett, a very talented voice actor in a lot of animated shows and video games.

[@toganium4175]

According to IMDB, he did the voice acting for Johnny Bravo and over 500 other pieces of animation. Honestly, I think he is far too talented to be associated with this crap.

[@s.p.h.productions8034]

It was Ben Stiller's dad, Jerry Stiller.

[@raheemsmith2996]

Thanks

[@sorrenblitz805]

He was Red Tornado in Justice League and he was Father in KND

[@gageperuti5519]

By the way, Christopher Lloyd playing a villain who moves unnaturally and is actually a non-human being in disguise? All that's missing is Lady X telling Dex "When I took your girlfriend, I talked JUST! LIKE! THIIIIIS!"

[@lukaslukas8083]

“Enough about me let’s kill you.” Am I the only one who finds that line really fun

[@goldenrose4384]

Yes. Nothing in this movie comes close to getting a chuckle.

[@ElHarmonyV]

It was better when Cooler said it.

[@shadowldrago]

@@ElHarmonyV I dunno if better but, certainly cooler.

[@Matthias-of-Redwall]

It's the only good line in the movie

[@long_dennis]

Best 2 seconds in this entire movie

[@DragonSpaghetti]

Sometimes I think my art looks bad and that I can't write dialogue well in my stories Then I remember that this exists and suddenly I feel a WHOLE lot better

[@jessicaarnold2513]

If only I knew of this years ago.

[@jjpelaez1733]

Same

[@nicoleflores2054]

Seeing this movie makes me feel that i'm a good artist.

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

Relatable

[@Man_Jr._Extras_of_Leglas]

Me too

[@TheDCmatrix]

God, I wish First Viewings was a thing when this review was being made. I wish I was a fly on the wall when Doug saw the Brand X Salesman for the first time... I wanna see his genuine reaction to that... monstrosity

[@DefgirRZawa]

0:00: "I am curious to know what this movie is." 0:32: "Uh... Doug, are you ok?" 1:28: "Holy Shit, what is this movie?!" 33:16: "I understand. You too have my sympathies oo"

[@TheLadyLiddell]

How Sausage Party was conceived: Seth Rogan: *takes a hit from a huge blunt while watching food fight* ...I could do that.

[@jacketry833]

"And... and have a 12-year-old write the script."

[@MrTartancam]

I'm still baffled by the fact the film did well in the box office. The film is so bad.

[@Alondro77]

I can porn the heck out of it while bluntly mocking religion and all the hipsters will love it for being soooooo progressive and brave!

[@gigaronin2680]

Alondro77 Thank God I'm not the only one.

[@Alondro77]

You learn to recognize the trend after a while (about 5 minutes) because they're all.... identical alien plant clones! :O WE HAVE TO STOP THEM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!

[@oranblack]

I feel like the guy wanted to steal the footage so the world wouldn’t see it, but that’s just a theory, a game theory!

[@cartoonmaster2401]

Oh, please don't say that about him...he already has hell to deal with about Scott...Also this would be a *_FILM_* Theory, not a *_GAME_* Theory. (Lol Jason probably made this 😂😂😂)

[@Nouser_237]

A film theory is what you meant to say I supposed

[@billnyetherussianspy1596]

How is that a theory if it's confirmed to be true?

[@joeygreen8091]

The unspoken hero we deserved

[@theoverratedchannel6225]

In other words, he(she???) was trying 2 b a hero but ended up failing.😢

[@charlottelee9379]

I'm really confused in the first scene with the "fat cat burglar" and just kept wondering how those "kittens (of hell)" didn't fall every time the hand gestures went so high and the basket went upside down

[@psychocircus8988]

13:33 the sad truth is that according to the horror stories about working on this movie the director allegedly made comments about how he was attracted to the female characters in this movie and allegedly made a nsfw rendering of lady x for him self Edit: If you want to know more I highly recommend Ok So’s video on the troubled production of this movie

[@fireflowerfilms2010]

So he was attracted to the girl penguin seen at the end???

[@psychocircus8988]

@@fireflowerfilms2010 I’m not sure about that, but I heard he was attracted to lady x and sunny

[@fireflowerfilms2010]

@@psychocircus8988Jesus.

[@jejeakle]

This looks like a 90’s educational game in terms of graphics

[@VomitBucket]

This honestly looks worse than Sonic Schoolhouse though

[@austinkruse7610]

This make Baldi’s look good

[@angellozano1938]

Don't disrespect 90's educational games.

[@traditionalempress6961]

jejeakle HOW DARE YOU disrespect 90s game graphics,they were far more hard work put than this Food Fight bull$*1!

[@danieltankwwe4842]

It looks like KZbin Parody Animations

[@firewraith4444]

maybe the guy that stole the tape in 2002 just didnt want us to suffer but couldnt stop it ten years later

[@chronicles9757]

TheFiremanBG he failed and the human race will suffer for the rest of time because someone got high and went insane good bye cruel world... I'm sad because of the animation I'm done now

[@theextracrispycolonel9504]

Maga cronicals..Well,at least he bought us 10 extra years to live our lives normally 😧

[@mostafaebrahim2498]

TheFiremanBG Theory, he was a time traveler who saw the original movie cut. It was so bad he went back so it wouldn't be made but, as laws of time travel state, changing the past can have unforeseen consequences, in this case the film came out ten years later equally as bad and twice as poorly animated.

[@Antasma1]

Christopher Lloyd's time machine

[@lukasr1166]

He almost saved us from this pile of steaming goat shit.. Couldn't you have destroyed the tape. Why.. WHYYY?!

[@ShadowSonic2]

I think the reason the budget was high and the animation so crappy was because someone stole the original version and they didn't have time to properly redo it all. Most of the money went into the original version.

[@joelofjudah9144]

ShadowSonic2 the director also sucked

[@tsum7138]

it didn't really suck they had to remake it that's why it's bad

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

ShadowSonic2 That was just an excuse to cover where the money went and the garbage movie.

[@MewMira]

Some of the old scenes were used in a trailer. The animation was better there, but still crappy.

[@NATE-op9tq]

It was also made with motion capture technology that wasn't perfected yet. That and the cast.

[@Theswimmer-en9cg]

Honestly, Jar Jar directing this film just gives us more proof that he's a sith lord, only the most evil sith in the galaxy to do this.

[@TheRealLegoDocOck]

30:07

[@Mira_Dunia]

You know, since this movie was supposed to come out in 2002, that would have made Charlie Sheen to be in his late thirties, whereas Hillary Duff was only around 15-and their characters are essentially lovers. 😲 Yeah, they're voice acting, but still . . . .

[@elijahkelley7616]

They probably would've hired another voice actress if that were the case

[@Blackiecomics]

This is one long PS2 cutscene.

[@johndavidtibbetts7320]

insult the PS2 again, I dare you

[@CyberLink70]

Kingdom fucking Hearts looked better than this!

[@firebirdchild975]

@@CyberLink70 the original crach fucking bandycoot looked better

[@vickknewzeus7443]

James CyberLink kingdom hearts is love

[@BethGoth15]

PS1 you mean!

[@isuruFO]

he’ll remember it so you don’t have to. ;-;

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

isuru Lord help Critic, save his soul. He's trying not to lose control, but he might have to let go.

[@legoking6165]

That is sad. ;-;

[@antonanderson1965]

He's the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it because he's a freaking masochist. Also because it won't ever go away. =-(

[@x0electricspinel0x]

10:47 The dog actually reminded me of Sam from Sam and Max! 15:50 I lost it!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@_KayleeLovesMusic_]

I hate the fact that they got Christopher lloyd in this, hes way to awesome to be in this

[@jjc4924]

Oh!. This is heavy.

[@cheatcode436]

The Search for the Worst.

[@rezaqalam482]

he's like billy zane,michael madsen,robert englund,bruce campbell great actors but also can available to do bad movies

[@madmanpecos]

And Tim Curry

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

This movie allegedly started out better, had the footage hacked and stolen, and struggled to get funding to finish the film. The voice actors all recorded their lines with more finished looking animation playing as they recorded their lines, and since 90% of the budget was lost due to hackers, the studio and investors were reluctant to shell out enough money for a film they felt they couldn't get a decent return on, and the original creators and director had a time limit on their contract for this film (10 years) they either had to release a finished movie, or be held financially responsible for the losses. As long as they could release a film, regardless of how bad it did, they would be off the hook since they fulfilled their contracts and losses would be covered by insurance. The story of this movie is more interesting than the movie itself. If I remember, in the entire 10 years from its original release date of 2002 to its final release date of 2012, the makers could only scrounge together $5,000+ with actual work being done on it throughout the entire 10 year period.

[@sophiawilkins613]

I love Doug, he's hilarious. Everything about this review was his usual excellent quality, and yet it still hands down feels like his longest review. The movie is so bad it affects even things independent of it. There was NOTHING redeeming about this movie. This is coming from someone who has and will watch children's cartoons.

[@CadDriftarus]

THIS. I love this review, but compared to the rest of the series which I regularly watch for background noise when painting or gaming, this is only the second time I've watched it all the way through. It's all on the movie. It's just so hard to sit through visual nausea.

[@subscribetoxdsnailboat7145]

Critics Effects are better than food fight!

[@hihihi3888]

Honestly though...

[@tac7288]

@King Lightbulb Don't dare insult the Amazing Bulk.

[@yaboirezzy]

Japan's Godzilla suits movements look better than this

[@Ze_eT]

@King Lightbulb The Amazing Bulk atleast had amazing rotoscoping for the humans.

[@MomoTvT]

23:00 is this because of Whose Line is it Anyway? Like… Wayne Brady was playing a game of “World’s Worst” and the topic was pilot, and he mimed taking a bath, doing self-hypnosis, and meditating. And the filmmakers were like, “Let’s animate that.”

[@plaidhatter1674]

I watch that show and have never seen Wayne do that. What episode was it?

[@mandykuhn2]

The money was used for the animators therapy bills.

[@spxcejuice8062]

I agree with Nostalgia Critic... $65 million for THIS shit movie?! Come on... My head hurts after watching him review this movie that the movie was so horrendus. The animation is poor, so many innuendos, Dex's puns, and the fact that this movie weirded me out in general.. (28:25 to 28:50 is basically my reaction to this movie tbh,,)

[@RenaldyCalixte]

Don't forget the lifeless eye movements and bland and stiff movements of the characters.

[@jadenplaysdbzdbsgamesandmo6451]

IK WITH THAT MONEY THEY COULD HAVE HELPED RESERCH CANCER

[@anthonyw5363]

*ALL RIGHT! IF IT'LL STOP YOU FROM SCARING THE LIVING ANIMAL JESUS OUT OF ME, I'LL CONFESS! **_I'LL CONFESS!_* *I WAS THE ONE WHO CANCELLED FIREFLY!* *I WAS THE ONE WHO ENCOURAGED **_FRED_** TO BE AN ONLINE SERIES!* *I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD TACO BELL TO MAKE A **_BREAKFAST MENU!_* *I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD JOHN TRAVOLTA HOW TO PRONOUNCE IDINA MENZEL!* *I WAS THE ONE **_GETTING RID OF THE CARTOONS ONE CARTOON NETWORK!_* 0-0 Critic u have truly screwed up

[@wetfart9813]

Anthony Williams on*

[@MementoMori7777]

On* you started with the word. If you're gonna salute your abc swastika at least capitalize.

[@kimyonasqd8690]

look out here come the grammar police

[@projects6610]

He cancelled firefly, which was his biggest mistake

[@LiveNiceness14]

I don't know why he was terrified that's just a typical Wal-Mart shopper.

[@beasttamerii2825]

20:47 that aged like milk

[@endrewhagrid]

@@beasttamerii2825 could you explain why?

[@tman3479]

Never forget the pain, Doug.

[@ninjavanish2361]

Me watching the beginning of the video: “Why is Critic going through a massive breakdown?” Me after watching the end of the video: “Oh... that explains a lot.”

[@patrickgogan3517]

Great Catwoman parody

[@icblaster01]

1 box of Twinkies, 1 2 liter of Hawaiian punch, and a jar of Pickles were harmed during the making of this review

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Icblaster and so was NC'S mental state

[@jonathanbaileyartanimation2992]

18:40. That’s not Tim Curry. That’s Jeff Bennett sounding like Tim Curry