I'm really proud of this video. I know it's long, but this new Escalade has a LOT of new, crazy features -- and I did my best to demonstrate every single thing. Enjoy!
@thekingishere14 жыл бұрын
Daddy doug
@TateLaPrade4 жыл бұрын
Ok daddy doug
@e70_x5_guy44 жыл бұрын
Doug the type of guy to be an amazing KZbinr.
@mikevaughn19234 жыл бұрын
Keep it up please sir, I purchased 2 vehicles because of your reviews
@straightbusta26094 жыл бұрын
Yeah Dougy boi
@spaceman99134 жыл бұрын
driver: *tells backseat passengers to shut up with convo enhancement* them: *yells louder* driver: *uSeS eLeCtRiC sEaT FoLdiNg FeAtUre*
@PotatoCat4 жыл бұрын
😂
@parkergray53464 жыл бұрын
This comment is SUPER underrated.
@MarloSoBalJr4 жыл бұрын
Lyft drivers in a nutshell
@phillipbaggio79154 жыл бұрын
DON'T MAKE ME BONE-CRUSH YOU GUYS INTO THE SEATS AGAIN!!!!!!
@neoqueto4 жыл бұрын
them: **screaming in agony**
@horizon65524 жыл бұрын
Doug the type of guy to enhance his conversation when he's the only one in the car
@timkinley17794 жыл бұрын
Samie is the type of guy that thinks anybody gives a f@ck what his simple minded low effort comments relate to value of adult attention.
@justarandomperson53454 жыл бұрын
@@timkinley1779 I see you're dissing all the Doug the type of guy jokes
@hahaha-mj7oe4 жыл бұрын
@@timkinley1779 it’s not that serious
@timkinley17794 жыл бұрын
@@justarandomperson5345 try and be original. That shit played out awhile back. Sorry. Random the type of guy that thinks.... who gives a fuc*
@justarandomperson53454 жыл бұрын
@@timkinley1779 the type of guy to get triggered over a comment
@Aron-ru5zk4 жыл бұрын
No one: Rich suburban dads: *THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING*
@Ben-lr2jj4 жыл бұрын
I wish this wasn’t true
@Ju5-I-S0m36UY4 жыл бұрын
I wanna be a rich suburban dad just so I can do that
@bosh66044 жыл бұрын
@@Ben-lr2jj i lile that its true
@paradisehills01204 жыл бұрын
My dad
@lfdbp214 жыл бұрын
I read it with Andy's voice from The Office
@Meeper24 жыл бұрын
The arrows in the augmented reality gave me the same vibes as the glowing arrows in Need For Speed Underground
@trentdavis4043 жыл бұрын
Dude i just thought about thus cool idea what if that kind of technology got implement into the windshield
@rolux48533 жыл бұрын
@@trentdavis404 Volkswagen has developed an augmented reality Heads up display, it will be released this year I think. It projects the arrows on the windshield in a way that they look they are down on the road. Looks a little bit like the perfect line in racing games like Forza.
@martysherron64983 жыл бұрын
@@rolux4853 And that very well may be the end of me having a drivers license...
@rokky91623 жыл бұрын
yeah , its also there in the new c class
@marcoling21734 жыл бұрын
Imagine you're a kid sitting in the third row arguing with your parents and suddenly you just get folded.
@jacobmiller98444 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mrcapy39064 жыл бұрын
Did you watch the video? Please watch closely
@louisrhydderch19894 жыл бұрын
chaka zulu 17:20
@NoName-fo9ty4 жыл бұрын
@@kingchakazulu7762 gay
@sixkiller52754 жыл бұрын
The comment I was searching for 😂👍🏻
@delbroox4 жыл бұрын
Doug is the type of guy to make "Doug is the type of guy" memes in his videos
@act53124 жыл бұрын
I was gonna post this, haven't even finished the video yet but needed to come see if it was already done.
@delbroox4 жыл бұрын
@@act5312 haha yes this was an easy one
@BlendedFamilyMan4 жыл бұрын
And fix the grammar while he's at it.
@jarnosaarinen45834 жыл бұрын
FFS
@alexshkurin52134 жыл бұрын
12:53
@SILVERSPADES4 жыл бұрын
Who else loves how Dougs video feel down to earth and low budget? Makes it more authentic and fun to watch
@Lovin_NY934 жыл бұрын
That's what makes a good KZbin channel. Feels homemade
@trollashnikovavtomat4 жыл бұрын
@@Lovin_NY93 you mean the fact that hes too cheap to invest in better production? or the fact that he just spews bs that contradicts himself sometimes in literally succeeding videos LOL
@trollashnikovavtomat4 жыл бұрын
feels cheap and wack
@bonzobonanza4 жыл бұрын
That is what I love about Doug. His videos are simple, yet straight to the point.
@trollashnikovavtomat4 жыл бұрын
@@bonzobonanza except he wanders around and bullshtis about stuff he doesnt know half the time
@neslyleonvil6064 жыл бұрын
That AR camera is going to be a game changer for navigation.
@abdullahusman40564 жыл бұрын
Dude has 4 million subscribers but still no cameraman, hats off to you dude. some real dedication there.
@martymcfly95824 жыл бұрын
A cameraman has to be paid... if I could keep money in my pocket and make it work myself I'd do the same.
@5_flaco_54 жыл бұрын
sounds about right lol
@Account17464 жыл бұрын
Stingy, rather fill his pockets than increase video quality
@codydrumm57024 жыл бұрын
Keep it small, keep it all. All revenue goes to Doug and Doug only.
@martymcfly95824 жыл бұрын
@@Account1746 the video quality is excellent
@jdkingsley65434 жыл бұрын
Car manufacturers: “ dont text and drive” Also car manufacturers : “ enjoy our 5 massive screens “
@JJ-pf7qo4 жыл бұрын
super cruise
@cliff98874 жыл бұрын
Screens don’t mean texting...
@lzh49504 жыл бұрын
My family's previous Corolla has a DVD player (OEM) through which CDs are played too. However as CD playback info (e.g. track no., time elapsed) is shown via the DVD display, you can only see it when the car is parked
@anthonyfanella65234 жыл бұрын
@@cliff9887 You cant look at the screen and the road at the same time. It means distracted driving.
@nightcoreanonymous95064 жыл бұрын
@@cliff9887 clearly you don't understand what "don't text and drive" means. Do not do distracted driving, texting is the number one cause of distracted driving. It's ironic we are supposed to pay attention at all times, yet this car has a 38 inch curved led screen and gauge cluster.
@Bitter654 жыл бұрын
Every dad in America is going to start his enhanced conversations with "this is your captain speaking"
@MauricioBarragan4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo Frank Vogel from the Lakers is a total dad and I can see him doing this
@BIGPEREZ4 жыл бұрын
especially my dad...
@JesusLopez-xz3qw4 жыл бұрын
Rich dads
@dominickcamillo71034 жыл бұрын
Well, only lame white guy dads. My father wouldn't be caught dead doing something like that.
@T3hderk874 жыл бұрын
You bet your shiny gold buttons I would!
@billcypher72863 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys my mom just bought a new Subaru" "Oh, yeah, Brayden? Does your Subaru let you play your Xbox on the way to school? C'mon, boys, my dad's here. Let's go play Halo."
@Depressedwarriorsfan62384 жыл бұрын
This house looks really nice
@curtisprestia39184 жыл бұрын
Haha 😄
@raymonds74924 жыл бұрын
Anyone who hasn't driven a house is missing out
@gustavo-gs6jy4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ashishpradhan6364 жыл бұрын
What house? It's a yatch on a utility trailer...
@bigmack83074 жыл бұрын
Doug is the type of guy to use a conversation enhancing button to say, “Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations”
@dbwinters4 жыл бұрын
he's the jay leno of car reviewers
@DANGER101014 жыл бұрын
@@dbwinters wait i thought jay leno was the jay leno of car reviews
@PigHumanoid4 жыл бұрын
BIG MACK is the type of guy to say Doug is the type of guy to use a conversation enchanting button to say, “Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations.”
@sethhuber254 жыл бұрын
@@PigHumanoid is the type of guy to say BIG MACK is the type of guy to say Doug is the type of guy to use a conversation enhancing button to say “Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations”
@opcubingtime73774 жыл бұрын
Doug the type of guy to take the piss out of himself
@scottytoohotty34614 жыл бұрын
Doug making his own “Doug is the type of guy” joke in a video is why he’s daddy.
@fhowland Жыл бұрын
With a car with so many features, Doug is the perfect person to review it!
@henryatkinson14794 жыл бұрын
THIS is a man. More specifically, a 1988 Doug Demuro. And today, Im going to go over his quirks and features, then take him out on the road to see how he drives. THEN, we will give this Doug a Doug Score. Starting with the exterior, this 1988 Doug Demuro comes with a 2-tone color scheme. On the top, a grey shirt with the logo of the "Portland Sea Dogs" on it, and on the bottom, beige pants. An interesting color choice, and it seems to be aftermarket. Further, this model does not come with a hat. However, this is the Sport Model, so this Doug comes with a lapel microphone to record your commentary. That is about it for the exterior quirks, now we move to the interior. Inside, this Doug comes equipped with every option a man would have from the factory. All internal organs are present, however, this one has a a special program loaded onto the brain, enabling it to talk endlessly about quirks and features. Quite a nice option, and a truly rare one from the factory. This option in combination with the color scheme makes this man a unique example, the only one in the world. Now, lets take this guy out on the road, and see how he drives. Doug is not exceptionally fast, with a maximum speed of 25 miles per hour, a bit slower than the average 28 miles per hour of most humans, however, as he has the sport package, he can talk while doing so, and record it with the aforementioned lapel mic. SO, when you are done running, you can upload your lap commentaries, and share it with your friends. Doug's acceleration is decent, reaching his top speed in just 10 seconds, quite impressive. However, due to a bad evaporative cooling system found on all humans, Doug can only keep up his top speed for a few minutes, after which, the top speed drops drastically. Doug's handling is impressive. Like all humans, he can turn 360 degrees on the spot, can jump to clear low curbs or speedbumps, and is able to move using his arms as well as his legs. However, what sets this guy apart in the handling department is his ability to fit into rear seats. Doug can cram himself into even the smallest of rear seats, the most impressive being the rear seats on the 996 generation Porsche 911 with hardback sport seats. Even the smallest guys often cannot fit into those rear seats, however, Doug did. That concludes the driving experience of the 1988 Doug Demuro. And now it's time to give THIS guy a Doug score... Starting with the Weekend Categories and Styling, Doug is ok but not beautiful and the cheap clothes don't help, so he gets a 5 out of 10. Acceleration is fine, considering his height 6'4 and he gets a 6 out of 10. Handling is only ok, sometimes he can't handle special purpose cars plus he's a little tall and not athletic so he gets a 4 out of 10. Fun Factor is high, especially for who he izz, and the 2 T-shirts bump it up a point or two, and he gets an 8 out of 10. Cool Factor is high too, he is probably the best reviewer among other KZbinrs and he gets a 9 out of 10 for a total Weekend Score of 32 out of 50. Next up are the Daily Categories and Features, he has a lot of weird/interesting quirks and features and he gets a 7 out of 10. Comfort is top notch, this guy is really comfy and relaxed and he gets a 9 out of 10. Practicality is low, he isn't practical at all, he even uses his iPhone to record and he gets a 3 out of 10. Quality is mediocre for the class, this guy just doesn't seem quite well built and he gets a 4 out of 10 Finally..,Value...Doug is worth watching, but he's "depreciating" fast considering he's only 30 and looks like 40 so he gets a 5 out of 10 for a total Daily Score of 28 out of 50.. Add it up and the Doug Score IZZZ..60 out of 100 and here's how he stacks up against rivals...
@kaidihu54634 жыл бұрын
💀
@armaseluradu4 жыл бұрын
This is amazing holy crap...
@TigerChamp994 жыл бұрын
I read it in his voice as usual. Good job!
@JustSt3f4 жыл бұрын
You dropped this👑
@carlosdelacruz75754 жыл бұрын
Yooo if Doug doesn’t like this comment 😂😂😂 I’m unsubscribing
@cosminpopescu924 жыл бұрын
Tech in cars is getting to Pimp my Ride levels of ridiculousness , the next escalade is gonna have a cotton candy machine in the back and screens instead of floor mats ...
@fofd39854 жыл бұрын
Cadillac: write that down write that down!
@LeSkinner4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh, thanks
@azepeda884 жыл бұрын
Don’t like your floormat color? Change it, full RGB
@dieneloleo26054 жыл бұрын
Ah, a man of culture
@seismic64354 жыл бұрын
I mean, these top luxury manufacturers are just jocking what donk culture has been doing for decades tbh
@justarandomperson53454 жыл бұрын
Doug the type of guy to make his wife sit in the 3rd row so he can use conversation enhancement
@dereksans41244 жыл бұрын
And give her commands lol
@Murillos14 жыл бұрын
@@dereksans4124 Commands, huh?😏
@rexultimus14224 жыл бұрын
im dead
@dereksans41244 жыл бұрын
I meant she give him commands lol
@thecustardguys4 жыл бұрын
I liked that feature the first time I saw it... On the Kia Telluride.
@AmandaAcresHomestead4 жыл бұрын
This was less a review and more automotive storytelling. I absolutely loved it. The cohesion from one point to the next was next level.
@raymonds74923 жыл бұрын
If you want to see automotive storytelling watch the Savagegeese LFA review.
@folkeberglund75884 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the Aston in the intro
@abdulaaljm4 жыл бұрын
It is Vanquish Zagato Shooting Brake
@theecarking4 жыл бұрын
Jassim M Abdulaal I think he meant the car name. Lol.
@unbalancewheel4 жыл бұрын
Jassim M Abdulaal he‘s talking about the cars name, not yours ;-)
@MohamedTaha-xz6de4 жыл бұрын
@@abdulaaljm هلا بالغالي
@dan_t37024 жыл бұрын
@@unbalancewheel still better than Range Rover Velar SVAutobiography Dynamic
@nicknance34394 жыл бұрын
My immature ass would be using the intercom thing like an airplane pilot. "Hello ladies and gentlemen" "this is your pilot speaking.
@tt55k4 жыл бұрын
Why of course, who wouldn’t , my mature ask would do the same.
@joshua.harazin4 жыл бұрын
It needs an option to add the *DING-ding* sound when pressed.
@BeardedFrog4 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was expecting him to do when demonstrating it lol.
@ATi1300Ramiro4 жыл бұрын
"Please secure your face masks in case of the flight crew experiences rough air."
@jp-fd6oq4 жыл бұрын
But that's what it's for? For the pilot to speak to it's passengers
@steevehoyoufat91553 жыл бұрын
"Hello everyone. Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations." Lol
@jacobkerry96023 жыл бұрын
he's obviously been spending some time in his own comment sections
@jonathanthomasjohn83483 жыл бұрын
@@jacobkerry9602 yes he did a very similar thing I think in his Honda Odyssey review which had a similar conversation enhancement feature
@redwolf94553 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanthomasjohn8348 and the maybach video, that one was a little disturbing ngl
@raymonds74923 жыл бұрын
He did it in the telluride or palisade too I can’t remember which.
@Rudy2JZ4 жыл бұрын
Imagine in the year 2072 trying to “restore” one of these 😬
@benjaminfranklyn6044 жыл бұрын
Would be fairly easy,3d printer will become cheaper and everyone will print anything they need.
@joyride20134 жыл бұрын
I imagine it would take a large team of diagnosticians, electricians, software engineers, technicians, craftsmen, and artisans to restore this vehicle.
@utterbullspit4 жыл бұрын
I thought this car was from 2072.
@ariyankhan43374 жыл бұрын
By 2060 we will run out of gas
@tonyx57054 жыл бұрын
@@ariyankhan4337 no we won't stop fear mongering
@1FelixxileF14 жыл бұрын
If this trend in big cars goes on like this, a few years from now everybody is going to drive around in a schoolbus...
@jamesmoore56304 жыл бұрын
Well we do need 6 feet between each seat!!!
@yamirmedina51364 жыл бұрын
@@jamesmoore5630 Roads would need to be stretched a little bit more
@thebr0wnhornet4 жыл бұрын
But only 7 seats
@TackleTheDog4 жыл бұрын
A *luxury* school bus XD
@MrCozin-kd9mb4 жыл бұрын
Eschoolade
@rodmunch694 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to buy one of these in 5 years for $9400.
@mattfuller43074 жыл бұрын
Keep dreaming lol
@kevinpineda88854 жыл бұрын
@@mattfuller4307 he’s not wrong.
@barryj37484 жыл бұрын
Lol good luck getting one of these beasts at that price even at a few years later
@mattfuller43074 жыл бұрын
@@barryj3748 right 😂 a 2010 with 200k is still 9-11k
@Atombender4 жыл бұрын
@@mattfuller4307 Didn't cost $100,000 new though.
@tiggyosands9813 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone of you who sees this, accomplishes all their dreams and pull up in this beauty right here
@nicross95513 жыл бұрын
Thank you Tiggy. Back at you
@tiggyosands9813 жыл бұрын
@@nicross9551 Thank you Nic, be super blessed
@Madhouse_Media3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the thought... But I'd get a Navigator. Unless I could get this exact Escalade and it still had Doug's fingerprints all over it. 😁
@jobskinner8333 жыл бұрын
Thank you 💕
@StaufferGarage4 жыл бұрын
They missed the mark on the wheels for sure. Still a sweet ride that will get sold like crazy.
@CarToneHK4 жыл бұрын
Or they know people will be swapping them out so they didn't even try
@John-yx8px4 жыл бұрын
I think they look fine tbh
@StaufferGarage4 жыл бұрын
@@CarToneHK good point lol, that is probably true
@redzoom78574 жыл бұрын
They have several factory wheel options.
@Kalepsis4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure there are multiple wheel options.
@riptiide92854 жыл бұрын
Cadillac better be grateful they got doug to post on a *Monday*
@ultraguy87714 жыл бұрын
He made THHHISSS Monday better.
@visheshgoel66714 жыл бұрын
Doug not climbing into the backseats I feel cheated :(
@ram895724 жыл бұрын
well pretty safe to say in something this big he'd have no trouble getting in any of them
@KYoss684 жыл бұрын
Alex on Autos
@dhillaz4 жыл бұрын
He does it in the Tahoe review
@johnmaki68214 жыл бұрын
And he forgot about the logos in the lights
@velcro624 жыл бұрын
look at 19:00
@abhirupbera63924 жыл бұрын
I love how Doug switches between clown and serious mode
@Forest99244 жыл бұрын
Doug has exactly the character traits of a yahoo email domain user.
@osamabinladen8243 жыл бұрын
T H I S
@JJagermasterr3 жыл бұрын
@@osamabinladen824 I agree osama bin laden
@osamabinladen8243 жыл бұрын
@@JJagermasterr G O O D
@ubobcat3 жыл бұрын
I use yahoo email too, but I don't see anything similar between us
@mikeg24913 жыл бұрын
The good ol’ days of yahoo chat were still 10x funner than any social media today
@S2nki4 жыл бұрын
Doug: the Escalade doesn't handle as well as the X7 and GLS Also Doug: handling 4 (same as every other full size SUV)
@GeorgiGeorgiev-ne9ps4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but Cadillac is about not being hyped up by handlings and all the "technology" craziness. Most people from Europe dont get that.
@ShersGarage4 жыл бұрын
X7 and GLS are unibody cars, Doug!
@iwantsexseemyvideo71494 жыл бұрын
🅰️🛑
@phillipbaggio79154 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgiGeorgiev-ne9ps Also, the Escalade is bigger than those other SUVs, so the fact that it can handle just as well as those others should give it high marks.
@Sheridantank4 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgiGeorgiev-ne9ps Are you crazy? This car isn’t hyped with tech?
@ianshear92464 жыл бұрын
12:54 Doug is the type of guy to “enhance is conversation” while sounding like an evil villain
@bentley19581 Жыл бұрын
An excellent review. I appreciate the technique - first showing in detail all the features and quirks and then a test drive. Absolutely the next best thing to an in-person test drive.
@HamptonCollabs4 жыл бұрын
PEFECT. My phone will be safe when i fly through the windshield
@snower76483 жыл бұрын
Weee
@blitz_officia9993 жыл бұрын
Seatbelt!?
@lagotic33683 жыл бұрын
Phones are pretty hard, you do not want them flying through the car when you get in an accident.
@Superman-xr1oh3 жыл бұрын
☠☠☠
@emadmahmood32684 жыл бұрын
Rich Moms are gonna love this one!
@Meinungsmacher4 жыл бұрын
they will kill kids in front of the schools...
@HinaKhan-zt9id4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@oliverdelgado69524 жыл бұрын
Karen's
@macbook8024 жыл бұрын
Escalades aren't for rich people, they're for people who are going through bankruptcy next year
@esthermezhu92974 жыл бұрын
I think the whole family is gonna love this one, because(just look the car is so huge that even the car mirrors are bigger than Doug's head, the headlight is larger than his hand, and the bonnet is bigger than his body. In fact the car is much taller and bigger than him). Which means it is so huge(enough space), thus families with many members(big family) will love this.
@techboss62884 жыл бұрын
when the screen in the escalade is bigger than Michael Scott's plasma TV...
@omgitsjakenjames4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours
@theowenstuart4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@jackparker50544 жыл бұрын
That is a $200 plasma screen TV that you just killed!
@JoeJacksonGT34 жыл бұрын
Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!
@zetter58884 жыл бұрын
and shows a check engine light
@Daytonaman6753 жыл бұрын
Doug my wife and I just picked up our ESV and we love it. Thanks for making this video!
@wik41303 жыл бұрын
Must be nice having 100k to blow on wack suv
@evilwatermelon24233 жыл бұрын
@@wik4130 Bumass hater
@tc22414 жыл бұрын
“Well over 100k” *laughs in deprecation and spinner rims*
@Manstrual4 жыл бұрын
It's crazy what the effect of good looking rims has on a car...
@shoobadoo1234 жыл бұрын
Chase Borchers I hope you are not suggesting that spinner rims look good
@keon57794 жыл бұрын
@@Manstrual Wait up - you think spinners look GOOD?
@isla22024 жыл бұрын
@Logan Marquez 2005*
@818deadboys4 жыл бұрын
Spinners are nice. It’s about your car, not the trend
@meetch04 жыл бұрын
I’m very impressed with the tech in this, I thought it would just be tacky and useless but it’s really amazing. It also looks nice
@abhayjitsekhon4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one here for the “quirks and features” and don’t care for the ride and Doug score?! 😂
@KRMG994 жыл бұрын
I see you're the kind of guy that kisses his girlfriend goodbye when she invites you up in her apartment for a coffee...
@leomartin44634 жыл бұрын
I’ve never stuck around for his Doug scores lmao
@TrangleC4 жыл бұрын
The Doug Scores are garbled nonsense. They are arbitrary and often contradictory. In this one for example: "Deserves a 10 for features!" There are cars which have crazy over the top luxury features like a "air scarf" and a fragrance dispenser, which didn't get a 9 for features, not even close in many cases and this one here deserves a 10 and apparently doesn't even have ambient lighting, massage seats or a 360 degree camera? Other examples: He will give some regular luxury car like a BMW 7 Series, with famous build quality and high quality materials (like crystal glass, high quality woods and so on) maybe a 6 for quality, because replacing something that might maybe perhaps break probably would cost a lot and then he gives a Koenigsegg, which is just a carbon fiber bucket and will cost you 30 000 bucks to change the oil, a 10 for quality. Another example is when he reviewed the Mercedes Sprinter van and for 1/3 of the video he kept mentioning that he is pleasantly surprised by the unexpectedly good acceleration and then he gives it the lowest possible score for acceleration with a 1. He can't even keep straight whether the scores are supposed to be "in class" or "over all", meaning, whether a van competes with a hyper car for a acceleration score, or just with other vans. In one review it is this way, then in the next it is the other way and sometimes he seems to switch the principle within a single review.
@haidermortadha84124 жыл бұрын
@@TrangleC woah easy there. But yes, his doug score is trash and inconsistent lol
@alecdurr46274 жыл бұрын
One of its best features is like German gps systems taking you to Poland by default. the Escalades gps takes you by default to the service center
@erikcapozzi34253 жыл бұрын
You act like cadillacs have a recent reputation of being unreliable but the escalade has been a very reliable SUV since it came out
@eman89203 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, a bmw or Volkswagen would be more reliable…..😂😂😂
@WillMoon4 жыл бұрын
Doug is the type of guy to listen to Miley Cyrus while driving an Escalade.
@Depressedwarriorsfan62384 жыл бұрын
@Rita 21 y.o ! I WANT В 0 У !!! SEND ME MESSAGES!!! stop
@Guyfury-dr2gn4 жыл бұрын
@@Depressedwarriorsfan6238 report it
@louiearmstrong4 жыл бұрын
I hopped off the plane at SAN With a dream and my two t shirts
@Strix064 жыл бұрын
I thought of this exact same comment while watching this video lol
@davidtaylor5954 жыл бұрын
Like “nothing breaks like a heart “ by MS
@mvpmikey4 жыл бұрын
No Ice Cream Machine?? This Car is Outdated.
@dominikjarych60654 жыл бұрын
But there is a popcorn machine in options.
@Whizor4 жыл бұрын
It only has a mini fridge :/
@jean-francoisaubry4 жыл бұрын
@@Whizor Dodge Caliber have fridge since 2006
@omarchaus95214 жыл бұрын
Or a dishwasher...
@StarGateSG74 жыл бұрын
@@omarchaus9521 aaaahhhhh It now NEEDS a built-in replicant robot-companion for in-journey "Special Passenger Needs" fulfillment .... ;-) :-) V
@hammotox834 жыл бұрын
As a pilot, I was greatly disappointed that Doug didn’t say “hello everyone, this is your captain speaking” through the speakers.
@jayj42494 жыл бұрын
As a KZbinr, I agree!
@fecardona4 жыл бұрын
But you can adopt “thiiiissss is the flight from Albuquerque to Phoenix, we’ll be traveling at a cruising altitude of 35.000 ft, myself and out crew will be showing you the quirks and features of this flight, And im going to drive it and give it a Dougscore”
@brucejohnson25963 жыл бұрын
You know Brads a pilot because that’s the first thing he said
@harperlee83873 жыл бұрын
as a privit pilot i agree
@cornsyruptrucker Жыл бұрын
We're hitting *krrrrk* a little *krrrr* turbulance *kkkkkrrr*
@drplando143 жыл бұрын
Doug talking in 3rd person in a soft, wicked voice in the conversation mode just made this vid so much better. Love ur reviews
@davidjanssen8944 жыл бұрын
Imagine how scuffed all the electronics will be on Hoovies in 15 years
@justarandomperson53454 жыл бұрын
Doug picking up his wife like the gentleman he is Doug: "But before we get into the car, let's talk door handles"
@aj97774 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining him holding both of his index fingers up whilst saying that lol
@alexs.94054 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@supersanex_x4 жыл бұрын
"Doug is the type of guy to enhance his conversations" He is not wrong
@Matthew-np9fk4 жыл бұрын
Who is Sam and why do you owe him money
@iwantsexseemyvideo71494 жыл бұрын
⭕💋
@supersanex_x4 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew-np9fk long story short i never paid him back and he decided to challenge me, for every sub I get i own him 1€. So pls don't sub
@davis61232 жыл бұрын
Excited to see Doug review the recently announced Escalade-V. That thing is gonna be a monster.
@valentindobchev60054 жыл бұрын
Cadillac: "First curved screens in the whole industry" Porsche: LOOOL
@soundautomatic14 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, pointless, and stupid comparison!
@bryanrmcf4 жыл бұрын
First curved *OLED* screen. (LG provided)
@mybro7274 жыл бұрын
@@valentindobchev6005 The Taycan interior features a curved OLED display? Are you sure? Lol.
@afonsoabreu51444 жыл бұрын
@@mybro727 yes
@mybro7274 жыл бұрын
@@afonsoabreu5144 Lol. *Wrong!* Porsche doesn’t have a curved OLED display. This is the very first production automobile to feature a display of this kind, and the 2021 Mercedes-Benz S-Class will be the second. So, Cadillac is laughing right back at Porsche! 😂
@Reidg19934 жыл бұрын
Doug is the type of guy to actually say "Doug is the type of guy" when he enhances his conversations.
@FluffyUnicornXR4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t today a Monday? I ain’t complaining with an early Doug vid hehe
@jorgetardones65014 жыл бұрын
He is so excited about it he needed to air it up soon
@charlesblack95784 жыл бұрын
Right? 😂 I had to check my calendar to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind.
@dylanmitchell39694 жыл бұрын
Doug said on Twitter that the embargo for this vehicle was lifted today.
@AaxXxeE544 жыл бұрын
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@jonathanlabelle90264 жыл бұрын
I know
@travelingbrother35763 жыл бұрын
Me comparing my “09” 3rd Gen to see where I fall short on 😂 🤦🏿♂️
@EchoRhythmMusic3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Abel-Alvarez3 жыл бұрын
Not much tbh, I'd actually prefer the pre-2015 model Escalades.
@asfitube3 жыл бұрын
Me trying to find 2021 odyssey to compare to my dad "00" 2nd gen "huh, the same as me
@jacobgonzalez44054 жыл бұрын
8:14 I am always concerned about deer not wearing reflective clothing, real issue in America
@SavageBunny14 жыл бұрын
Also people, because wearing reflective clothes is just something we do all the timw.
@willz23034 жыл бұрын
cougars: Aye and someone get that done ASAP
@joshua.harazin4 жыл бұрын
I would gladly pay $10/month more in state taxes to fund reflective vests for deer.
@schubie024 жыл бұрын
I hope Cadillac revises their screens to include an anti-glare & anti fingerprint surface to help with all the ugly smudges and to combat visibility issues with reflections.
@Sheridantank4 жыл бұрын
It would drive me absolutely crazy. I’d almost have wear gloves.
@caelenow28294 жыл бұрын
It would be nice but also just keep some wipes/microfiber cloths in the car. You should be doing a quick interior detail weekly anyway
@ernestcassell32274 жыл бұрын
@THE HOAX OF BLACK VICTIMIZATION! why the dummy remark-- ahole.
@Sheridantank4 жыл бұрын
@THE HOAX OF BLACK VICTIMIZATION! Glare in combination with fingerprints on dark parts of the screen (the UI looks mostly dark) does matter. Even on OLED. It’s more about the fingerings than the glare. But I assure you don’t wanna eat KFC in this and not really clean your fingers.
@Sheridantank4 жыл бұрын
@@caelenow2829 You should be washing your car interior once a week? I hope that’s not COVID related and if so I hope you aren’t being that serious about it because that’s dumb. Unless you have people in and out of your car and see old people often, there’s no reason to detail your interior once a week. That being said I wash my outside 3+ times a week and do the inside usually a few times. I do that for preference (and it’s hard to keep black looking good).
@stevenmilliman4124 жыл бұрын
In 12 years we’ll see single moms driving these with rusted out undercarriages.
@philipschoeman24344 жыл бұрын
I think the 1 ton of made in china electronics will break before it starts rusting.
@leethompson7174 жыл бұрын
those poor single mom undercarriages :(
@5hiranai4 жыл бұрын
They can only afford Yukons tho, get it right
@blakeok9524 жыл бұрын
@@philipschoeman2434 hey atleast it's not made in the US,or else this price would be much higher
@fjru43254 жыл бұрын
And the cars won’t be in good condition either ! Buuuuwha!
@evisceratetheweak13013 жыл бұрын
I have a 2021 CT5 and it does the light show when you walk up to it. It’s pretty awesome
@stevenzeletski17304 жыл бұрын
I'm getting one of these...in 2030, when most of the quirks and features don't work anymore.
@avvy94484 жыл бұрын
Cars gonna get bricked
@JD-rn4om4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ibrahimyousuf92204 жыл бұрын
That's only 9 years after. I still drive a 15 year old bmw that has almost no faults so idk lol
@Kevinkday23354 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zooq11394 жыл бұрын
7:43 thanks for the finger gesture Doug, I never would've known the windshield is there. This is the video quality I come for!!
@faarisshah4424 жыл бұрын
Deer wearing reflective clothing is something that only Doug has experienced.
@RageCannon-tf3ob4 жыл бұрын
And I don't think the Escalade exactly needed that night vision camera just based on the sheer brightness of the LED's
@iwantsexseemyvideo71494 жыл бұрын
🅰️🅾️
@STPjib3 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure how anyone could dislike any of Doug’s video’s.
@Pienimusta4 жыл бұрын
>"We have to save the planet and reduce emissions" >The Americans
@barrierloss4 жыл бұрын
SUVs have become a massive market basically everywhere. But yeah we definitely do "excess" best.
@JohnDoe-nz6bk4 жыл бұрын
Naaaaah. Our vehicles are damn near zero emissions. Look at china and India about not saving the planet.
@BurrenSHdrums4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-nz6bk you don't get the point really? One of this escalade pollutes as 10 Indian crappy cars
@meatbleed4 жыл бұрын
@@BurrenSHdrums Pollution is mostly from water and river pollution, India and China.
@ChevyBM4 жыл бұрын
I live in Finland and would love to have this car but the retarded car tax here makes it cost over 200000€. when you are almost 1,9m tall and have three kids you need something big.
@TWEECH454 жыл бұрын
Porshe Taycan- "Is my curved screen not curvy enough?"
@ThorsteinKlingenberg4 жыл бұрын
Which is why Cadillac says it's the first curved _entertainment_ screen. The Taycan has a curved instrument cluster screen, the rest of them are flat. Technically not untrue, but Cadillac is stretching it a bit :p
@rogersmj4 жыл бұрын
3:35 I see GM still hasn't fired the person who thinks turning on the reverse lights when you unlock the car is a good idea.
@samlung27244 жыл бұрын
Yup, worst decision they ever made for GM,
@WheresHerb4 жыл бұрын
It's to illuminate the area around the vehicle so you're not approaching the truck in darkness .
@rogersmj4 жыл бұрын
@@WheresHerb Yes, I know WHY they did it, but most other people hate it because everyone around you thinks you’re about to back up. It’s very confusing in parking lots and there are thousands of comments you can find online from people who hate this GM feature.
@samlung27244 жыл бұрын
@@WheresHerb We know, but don't use the reverse lights.and plus those lights are only usefull ever since they used LED, before that, they barely light anything up.
@NicholasL22884 жыл бұрын
I agree I’m waiting to park at Costco in my Honda Odyssey and waiting for those GM vehicles to reverse.
@SuperWooba4 жыл бұрын
Doug doing a "Doug is the kinda guy" joke was hilarious lol
@mko35304 жыл бұрын
Officer, I really thought I was just playing GTA V on my Cadillac's gauge screen.
@Tahteeahnuh4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooooo
@obungapyramid55254 жыл бұрын
Need for speed
@svenverweij2734 жыл бұрын
I imagine all the kids sending macdonalds locations to the driver every 5 minutes
@martinelantraratedn4 жыл бұрын
26:56 flooring it and the old F-150 just catching up loll
@imscrewed46933 жыл бұрын
that's pretty bad... i had that exact same f150 (2005, extd cab, RWD just like that one in this video ) and it could barely push 65 on the highway
@bodiejarvis3 жыл бұрын
Dude the 0-60 on the Escalade is actually mad good
@keithmcfarland38194 жыл бұрын
"This feels like the future." Damn, the future sure is expensive. LOL
@thecrazeecow16824 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry the future will depreciate
@BeardedFrog4 жыл бұрын
I mean if it's actually the future then it's probably adjusted for inflation so it's probably half that price in today's money.
@gg_v24 жыл бұрын
*Nobobody’s going to buy this. Thus, the power of leasing*
@SledgeOfHouseHammer4 жыл бұрын
Doug: Speakers in the headrests! Me, a Miata NA owner: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@SomeRandomYouTuber20244 жыл бұрын
Also in Pontiac Fiero.
@huntermatt66254 жыл бұрын
Dog have sex bots for the comfort of his viewers.
@kurtis6644 жыл бұрын
Also a lot of cars
@kurtis6644 жыл бұрын
@@huntermatt6625 Rita got a year older in a couple hours. Tough life
@SlurpeesRbad4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaah I want an na so freakin bad
@cbh764 жыл бұрын
Wow. Never thought I’d want an Escalade but here we are. Well done, Cadillac.
@MusicLuv802 жыл бұрын
I thought Escalade has air suspension? But from the video I guess not. Did I miss something?
@Mr_PuppyYT Жыл бұрын
@@MusicLuv80 no they don’t I don’t know where u heard that
@MusicLuv80 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr_PuppyYT I heard it from several youtubers. I guess they don't.
@Mr_PuppyYT Жыл бұрын
@@MusicLuv80 nm I just watched an others and it’s a thing in settings they didn’t mention it here
@MusicLuv80 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr_PuppyYT hehe got it. Thanks ~
@FritzHCleon3 жыл бұрын
It feels so good to have the Cadillac Escalade 2021! I love it! Thank you Universe, I appreciate it !
@rahul31114 жыл бұрын
Doug is the type of guy who expects the deer to wear reflective clothing.
@servingmyuncle4 жыл бұрын
Doug’s the type of guy to get lucky with a woman and give it a “DougScore”
@leightlos4 жыл бұрын
After talking about her outside...and inside🌚
@ratuldeoun72284 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the daily and weekend score
@tynewlin4 жыл бұрын
Can't forget to tell everyone about all her quirks, features, etc. Hopefully she doesn't have too many panel gaps.
@jesse1radio4 жыл бұрын
"Even with a high curb weight I really like the handling. I'll give her a 6 out of 10"
@XG_Alpha_Supreme4 жыл бұрын
If he starts talking about getting into her back seat, I'm dead ☠️
@hanZoul84 жыл бұрын
Doug needs to make a dating app that rates us all on a doug score
@kimberlyholyk90523 жыл бұрын
I too, would be very worried if I saw a deer not wearing reflective clothing crossing the road while driving.
@thenotoriousc88463 жыл бұрын
Are you gay?
@brookebuchakjian69734 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video! You covered everything, love this car!
@okie16304 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile working at McDonalds: "Yes, fries are ready!"
@sthembisomadlala69434 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@okie16304 жыл бұрын
lol thanks for the laugh company xD
@jackhansen98264 жыл бұрын
Imagine spending this much money and having all this technology, and the damn truck still shakes like a wet dog.
@joseoctaviomorenorodriguez95414 жыл бұрын
@@jackhansen9826 Stolen comment?
@elijahpinkelton97534 жыл бұрын
@@jackhansen9826 m. No mmm k lmk k k k k kkkk kkkkkk k m
@bigsponk78494 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: take a shot every time Doug says "screen"
@isabella88854 жыл бұрын
🥴🥴 😂
@rocketpunchgo14 жыл бұрын
Stop trying to kill people with alcohol poisoning
@OpticalFetish4 жыл бұрын
My poor liver! D:
@bigsponk78494 жыл бұрын
@lol thank you
@LearningFast4 жыл бұрын
Me before watching this video: “I would never buy a Cadillac”. Me after watching this video: “Honey where is the local Cadillac dealership?”
@vernonpaigejr.15174 жыл бұрын
I'm a Lincoln fan, the outside is ugly, but the inside is gorgeous.
@thegoatuchiha99944 жыл бұрын
@@vernonpaigejr.1517 the outside is not ugly. The Escalade is way better than the navigator
@huskysharky90254 жыл бұрын
@@thegoatuchiha9994 the 2014 one looked nicer in my opinion this one looks kinda funky
@vernonpaigejr.15174 жыл бұрын
@@thegoatuchiha9994 Naw man, the front end looks like a Chevy.
@ProjectEurobeat4 жыл бұрын
Exact same thing happening here
@jerrywright61373 жыл бұрын
Him making a Doug is a type of guy joke just makes me like this dude even more😂 he don't give a fck and is able to laugh at shit
@acronus4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Eat World in 36 speaker surround? That's more speakers than they use at their actual concerts.
@prasannagurudev65724 жыл бұрын
Depreciation entered the chat
@Aheitchoo4 жыл бұрын
I cant wait to buy one in 10 years
@johnpezzullo96443 жыл бұрын
BEAUITFUL CADILLAC....Absolutely AMAZING. LOVE IT.. !!!!!
@autonewstv864 жыл бұрын
*Just needs more power. What it Cadillac had an exclusive engine? A turbo V8 with five or six hundr..... never mind, they canceled it*
@mister_salmon56934 жыл бұрын
If*
@SuperApplefan14 жыл бұрын
@@mister_salmon5693 northstar?
@bilderberg_news47754 жыл бұрын
Just let dealers send a few to Hennessy Motors and put 850 horsepower under the hood. And it'll still come in under the price of the 600 horsepower Land Rover Autobiography and about the same as the 603 horsepower Mercedes GLS 63 @ $135,000.
@ponedog864 жыл бұрын
@@bilderberg_news4775 I don't think you're going to get a top trim Escalade HPE850 for less than $135k. But I like where your head's at. I'd give up 4yrs of powertrain warranty for 850hp, but idk about the bumper to bumper. All that tech is going to cost a fortune to maintain!
@PigglyWigglyDeluxe4 жыл бұрын
@Kenny Crafton No, the Blackwing
@DeltaOps34 жыл бұрын
When he reviewed the new navigator I was like "thats it, the escalade is never coming back from this" but holy shit! Nightvision on curved screens lol
@bigbiz8004 жыл бұрын
The tech in this caddy is next level.
@Stressless20234 жыл бұрын
I think the Navigators interior still looks more luxurious than this... Ford spent the R&D money on interior design and materials quality, GM spent it mostly on tech... I think both look about as good as eachother from the outside though, maybe a slight edge toward the Slade.
@Ckcdillpickle4 жыл бұрын
I mean. Its not hard to add night-vision to a screen, just need a camera
@DeltaOps34 жыл бұрын
@@Ckcdillpickle but it looks good! They didnt cheap out with the infrared or the camera quality
@DeltaOps34 жыл бұрын
Straight outta the 80s lol synthwave style
@rndmzr1534 жыл бұрын
“Hello Odyssey passengers, my name is Doug”
@rmf29413 жыл бұрын
By far the best review of the new Escalade...Thanks Doug.
@9rows4 жыл бұрын
doug's wife wishes he'd enhance something other than a conversation
@everia_games4 жыл бұрын
God Damn bro
@brads58504 жыл бұрын
PLEASE GM QUIT USING THE REVERSE LIGHTS AS FLOOD LIGHTS! This is literally the most annoying thing on any production car / truck.
@dilshodjaniev70934 жыл бұрын
Looks like you’ve been tricked when looking for a parking
@MarloSoBalJr4 жыл бұрын
@@dilshodjaniev7093 I hate that with a passion as well. Never in my life have I panicked coming down a 55 MPH main road and a Traverse had these on at some head-in parking tavern.
@Matt-fd9hc4 жыл бұрын
It LITERALLY isn’t.
@sergeantspeed59414 жыл бұрын
The reverse lights aren't any brighter than any other production car.
@ericelsberry55854 жыл бұрын
@@sergeantspeed5941 it isn’t that they are bright, it’s that you think the car is reversing. I have been tricked by this too.
@BarikSingh4 жыл бұрын
Caddy so fresh, so clean, so ice. T-shirts so nice, he puts them on twice!
@ProjectEurobeat4 жыл бұрын
Wow 😂😂
@jakeplayz82364 жыл бұрын
I just saw one of these on the streets the other day.
@jasoncardwell85353 жыл бұрын
Its a big as a house isnt it??
@konstantinkodzhabashev16943 жыл бұрын
@@jasoncardwell8535 lmao yeah they're huge
@locobeatz89764 жыл бұрын
When your car payment is suddenly more expensive then your house payment...Cadillac!!
@jaammerrr4 жыл бұрын
When your car is suddenly bigger then hour house ... Cadillac!!
@jexioo98104 жыл бұрын
When your car is your house... Cadillac!!
@kynsilok4 жыл бұрын
As a long-haul semi truck driver I can relate lol
@blake1029894 жыл бұрын
My silverado payment is more than my house payment 😂
@miricllz4 жыл бұрын
oh yes!
@bryduhbikeguy4 жыл бұрын
"Honey,why are you 4 hours late"?"Doug DeMuro reviewed a car today,and I worked 9 hours getting his prints off Everything" !
@elcapo8764 жыл бұрын
I hate deer that don’t wear their reflective clothing...thank you Cadillac
@tperez838 Жыл бұрын
this had to be the most pleasant 30 minute video on all of youtube! great personality, kept me interested through it all! well done DOug!
@blimps24284 жыл бұрын
WE NEED THAT ASTON MARTIN YESTERDAY!
@villex42264 жыл бұрын
@F m but it's zagato so it's italian
@johndavidson41274 жыл бұрын
All those finger prints on screens will drive me mad. Good thing that I am to poor to buy Escalade.
@nicholassmith70484 жыл бұрын
The system works then.
@Mewzyc4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, just wait a few years for depreciation