Dragon Age: Inquisition Iron Bull Romance - Possibly the greatest scene.

So I was playing DA:I, and my stream and I decided to romance Iron Bull as he's clearly the best character. I got to the end, and... well.. I was definitely not expecting to laugh this hard. Holy shit.
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[@RKshamrock]

Bull: "Actually he's the one who's been taking it" Cullen: (snorts) Brilliant

[@__-vu3bv]

Seinfeld theme

[@Zarala2010]

Oh, look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't just laugh out loud on that perfectly timed and executed one-liner! :D

[@Shar_Bandraoi]

Hahaha Cullen is my favorite. Him and Dorian

[@ardibeltza77]

@@Shar_Bandraoi mine two, Cullen and Dorian.... I love those characters so much.

[@kalen2465]

i think we all laughed

[@LittlestupidCat]

"DO YOU SEE THIS?!" "No."

[@dallyadachi]

"So I take it-" "Actually he's the one who's been taking it." *Snorts*

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Maker wait till Varric finds out

[@Just-A-Gamer1524]

@@beverlyarcher3744 😂😭

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

0:59

[@AnimeNinjaFox]

This scene reveals Cullen's more dirty sense of humor AND I LOVE IT

[@AngelicBeatdown]

He is the BEST

[@emlynselene1096]

I always respected Cullen. Now i like him.

[@arabellat]

wheres the dirty jokes in cullens romance I swear

[@Kchanforrliife]

@@arabellat Once it's him in that position he gets all shy about it, hahaha

[@stars-and-clouds]

Same hahahah

[@Pliskkenn]

I love how Josephine just does not stop staring at Iron Bulls junk the entire time.

[@LittlestupidCat]

"I can't move my legs" Dude, I love her

[@randomrandom7197]

She might be a virgin and so surprised at how big he is that she can't look away XD and at least she remembered to blink XD cause I'm not sure if Cullen did or not XD

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I would probably be in the same boat as her with the giggling added to it

[@rvolcano7338]

@@randomrandom7197 Actually she's had some experience. She and Leliana had a fling. Leliana tells a story about how the two of them left a formal gathering to go "find a real party". When pressed for details, all she says that it isn't a real party until someone's underwear is pinned to the Chantry board.

[@TheImaggine]

@@LittlestupidCat Inquisitor : " thatd exactly what i said "

[@spikegilfer1997]

"Do you see this." "No." Why that is the best part, I cannot fathom.

[@ZorotheGallade]

Why stop at just three people walking in? Sera: "Hey boss, I just got a great ide...Gasp!" Dorian: "May I have a wor...oh. (Approving expression)" Harding: "I have a report ready for...huh?" Blackwall: "Inquisitor, I need a mome...eh!" Krem: "Hey, can I steal the boss for...huh!" Vivienne: "I'm here to talk about.....I say!" Cole: "I...could hear you from across the fortress. Does me being here make it less awkward?" Varric: "Make what less awk...oh my, this is TOTALLY going in the next Hard in Hightown." Solas: "Another rift has opened up, and it needs...oh, I see you're already working on it." Corypheus: "TREMBLE IN FEAR, 'HERALD', FOR I HAVE COME TO DESTRO...OH COME ON!" Sera: "I know right? There's getting caught with your pants down and there's...this." Florianne's head on a pike: (Jaw drops to the ground) Pizza delivery man: "Who ordered a large with extra beef sausage?" (Everyone looks at the delivery man) Pizza delivery man: "I've seen weirder."

[@rileybrooks5082]

I'VE SEEN WEIRDER

[@kamukura-izuru]

Haha, this made my day! xD

[@mephistoshel1256]

Corypheus-fucking gold

[@Darktoxic93]

Ahahahaha fuck xD I'm crying because I'm laughing way too much xDDD THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTERPIECE XD

[@DippKlippGuy]

*Pizza Delivery Volus*

[@herogoldenshades]

Now what did we learn today children. Yes that's right 1. Lock the door 2. Always knock

[@beverlyarcher3744]

My grandparents didn't learn that my grandpa walked in on my parents and my gram walked in on my sister and her husband only because as it was their house and they were so use to walking downstairs and that basement has no lock and the bed is right there near to the door so no privacy

[@theonefrancis696]

Actually, he's the one who's been knocked.

[@LordCommander-ui2fw]

@@theonefrancis696 Oh my god, that was genius! Hahahahaha!

[@JupiterMuffles]

@@beverlyarcher3744 Bruh, your poor grandparents had to walk in on their own kids lolololololol

[@lizardmix]

@@herogoldenshades Never! Never lock! How else are you going to get the funny reactions!

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Cullen snickering like a little girl kills me. I had the same stupid smile on my face the whole way through.

[@ncc.voyager]

+kirikakirikakirika I loved "So, I take it-" "Actually, he's the one who's been taking it."

[@mysoulisinmysmile]

I watch his reaction over and over and die every time

[@cmep420]

I love this romance scene I just played that scene last night

[@estelasayeed5608]

@@mysoulisinmysmile oh sweet maker… 🤣🤣😂😂

[@ShortyInBlue]

When I got this scene; just before Iron Bull asked "What you want to talk about?", the operation notice popped up "Cullen is ready to report in." I couldn't stop laughing.

[@snappedsquire8479]

Sorry about this late reply, but I just have to say that has to be the best timing ever

[@xenon8117]

That is the best story we could hear on this.

[@stars-and-clouds]

Oh that would've been so cool!!

[@gkm2928]

"Don't worry Inquisiter, I'll go to you!"

[@duskthewolf9884]

That has to be the best timing ever of all time in a video game

[@alexc119]

Meanwhile, Leliana is laughing her ass off on the roof.

[@Ginger_06]

She certainly does have eyes everywhere

[@fluffsnake]

"Do you see this?" "No." XDDD

[@pyah9665]

"I'm so... sorry"

[@nikkimorris4569]

That was the best thing ever I loved it all. I love Cullen's absolute "I don't, I never want no nope nope."

[@crashpal]

Fluff Lynn "oh sweet maker"

[@tranquilmagister8481]

+Fluff Lynn press 4 ;)

[@vinnie906]

"I cannot move my legs" I FUCKING LOVE JOSEPHINE!!!!

[@StruggaBugga]

I wished she'd look at me that way.

[@valritz1489]

Funnily enough, if she hadn't said it, I'm sure the Inquisitor would have said it a bit later on.

[@tizmoa5452]

Cassandra: "So, I take it-" Iron Bull: "Actually, he's the one who's been taking it." Cullen: *snorts* Cullen Rutherford, actual 12 year old. Precious dork.

[@BerMaster5000]

"Actually, he's the one who's been taking it"

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

1:00

[@cristian-bull]

I love how the inquisitor has a nice dormitory, and they still went to the thrashed room over the tavern with three entrances.

[@lissa22199]

the look Cassandra gives Josephine after she says something about being curious killed me. it was like, stfu your not helping. omfg i laughed so hard i cried

[@floriannarratio8062]

,,Oh for Fuck´s sake!" Thank you Bioware, you made this year for me. :-)

[@drusillafaith1362]

Lmao I love this clip!!

[@chocolatecoveredbacon3427]

Breanna Lynn Holloway I lost it there! I'm seriously crying right now!!

[@alexlarvik3281]

"I cannot move my legs." XD

[@emlynselene1096]

They should've left that line for the inquisitor

[@kalen2465]

Why isn't that the Inquisitor's line. Especially when Sera out right asks how you can walk. If you ask her about her opinion on Iron Bull.

[@jarlairess]

0:58 "Do you see this?!" "No." lmfao

[@kirikakirikakirika]

I love how Cassandra doesn't give a single shit, Josephine stands there completely transfixed, and Cullen turns into a snickering fifteen-year-old boy. XD

[@JessiV2]

lmao Cassandra, "Do you see this?!" Cullen, "No."

[@sephardbanks]

"He's been taking it."

[@HeyFox101]

"I cannot move my legs"

[@andyo9393]

RaptorAnton She couldn't move her eyes either...she was pretty well transfixed on something :p

[@Sanguiluna]

"Kadan: my heart"? But that's what Sten kept calling my male Warden back in Ori-- Oh sweet Maker. So that's why he hated Morrigan...

[@TheBrickMasterB]

+Sanguiluna dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Qunlat#K

[@kalen2465]

I think for Sten it's more like he's saying my friend. He says something similar to Shale.

[@Constellasaur]

Kadan: Literally, "where the heart lies;" friend. An all-purpose word for a "person one cares about," including colleagues, friends and loved ones. Also means "the center of the chest." Took that from the wiki but

[@nightsassy4430]

​@@kalen2465 Yeah it's cos under the Qun you're not actually allowed to have romantic/sexual relationships so there's no word for that. You can, however, have super intimate meaningful friendships (that are probably more often romantic in nature than the Qunari would want to admit). Though it's supposedly rare. So that's the word Bull uses because it's considered the most meaningful title you can bestow upon someone you care for in the culture he was raised in. I think.

[@SplinterInYourEye]

Man so much homophobia in these comments. I though this was both hilarious and sweet, and I'm a straight male. Homophobia just reveals your own insecurities with your sexuality.

[@Fenristripplex]

Lay off the straw manning bro. People are just criticizing how juvenile the scene is.

[@pharroahofgreece]

I feel you, man, I am a straight guy that finds this scene absolutely adorable and sweet

[@CAPSLOCKING]

It's youtube. You probably shouldn't even look at the comments.

[@sevionus80]

DestinStrider It's damn depressing how true that is... for the whole internet even... but then there's people like Shenanigan Samurai and Tarrence Grigsby and you too DestinStrider who give people a little more faith in humanity every little now and then.

[@pharroahofgreece]

SEVIONUS DOREGA Open mind, open heart.

[@missalexajane]

"I cannot move my legs..." "So I take it..." "Actually he's the one who's been taking it!" Sweet Maker, that was the funniest scene I've ever watched in a video game!

[@kimmidoll123]

This scene killed me, I love Cullen omg

[@Orikon25]

Cassandra: "So I take it--" Iron Bull: "Actually,he's the one who's been taking it." Priceless.

[@cyellewarden2021]

I think Cullen's reaction worth a million XD

[@Nakarotto1]

Cyelle Warden True. I find it funny when he snickers after Iron Bull mention that the main character says that he is the one that does the taking.

[@uNclEFAkA]

1:39 Just listen to his voice! He sounds like he's gonna burst into laugh in any second) I bet he was giggling his ass off for *hours* after that That's why I love him so much

[@EPICPigment]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[@Avrysatos]

Ow!..True though.

[@EPICPigment]

Yerp. :) I like the Iron Bull tho... He's coooool. >:D

[@varric]

Still a better BDSM story than 50 Shades of Grey.

[@scribe381224]

@@varric That is so true. The only thing that would make my day would be an Adoribull version of this scene, just sayin'.

[@Luv2sing836]

@@scribe381224 I believe there is a mod where you can replace the Inquisitor's model with Dorian's, so that's a workaround

[@tubrutolity]

This has to be the cheesiest, most ridiculous, most embarassing romance in all of Bioware's games and I loved every second of it. I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard at a video game. Good job Bioware, you couldn't give us a good straight romance for male characters but you gave us Iron Bull and that more than makes up for it.

[@arthurheilman1234]

loldunno Dude. Dorian, though.

[@kassandragottke1221]

Dorian is better

[@juanlaise1059]

Hey, Cassandra's romance is fine. Haven't tried Josephine's yet.

[@kalen2465]

If you keep the chargers alive it's probably the healthiest relationship. Sera is kind of weird and the red jenny thing is unneeded trouble. Cassandra's relationship is too wrapped up in Chantry rhetoric. Josephine's relation involves a duel with her future husband so the Inquisitor is a third leg. Blackwall and Solas both are lying out both sides of the mouth. Cullen is a recovering drug addict. Dorian's personal questline involves a control freak dad and using the Inquisitor's resources to further is goals in Tevinter. Then again Iron Bull wants to hunt down a dragon to make a tooth necklace. As part of some weird ancient tradition. So maybe it's not so healthy after all.

[@JazzyRiot79]

@@juanlaise1059 Josephine's is pretty good, a little bit more basic and Disney princess story-esque but still enjoyable in it's own wholesome way

[@kevingibson6972]

I honestly don't know what is better, seeing Cullen snicker and giggle like he did or Cassandra freaking out. She has the best reactions. Also, the Bull is gorgeous, as is Cullen. Just saying.

[@Inquisitor-Beals]

Cullen was supposed to be bisexual but they changed it at the last minute

[@sagetheperson3295]

@@Inquisitor-Beals nooo that’s the worst Change

[@dibel3669]

@@sagetheperson3295 hey we got mods for that

[@ashbee2251]

Thats why im splitting my playthrough in twos....one for cullen and one for bull

[@ashbee2251]

@@dibel3669 Still waiting on a mod that allows you to romance both and yall be in a threesome. Dont need the scenes but the party banter like bull says some crap like "Kadan..how are you feeling?' sera 'Why re they sick?' dorian -snorts- sera "whats so funny. tell me ...is it the curtains? cause the poor commander was screaming out it out D 'When did this happen?! I was talking about the fact the poor commander had a limp. IB 'ah yes..the commander...fell off the bed D. Thats priceless S wait wait i just want to know one thing...inquisitor..How are you even able to walk?

[@Jordaru]

It's all ogre now.

[@Jordaru]

I know right, it just seemed fitting for a video like this.

[@kmfiredancer8430]

***** I assure you, ser, that I am not smirking. No smirking here, no.

[@issac1is2me3]

Could it more awful than a Legendary Pokemon that has no real Legend (story) say a pun that is terrible. (More terrible than "Arrow to the knee") I don't know what is sad

[@nevaehlheaven]

*SHREK IS LOVE. SHREK IS LIFE.*

[@jeremywhitfield4556]

This is my swamp now

[@PissOnYerFinger]

"Actually he's the one taking it!" I love the way Cullen starts trying too hide his laughing after iron bull said that xD

[@crystaldragon6408]

"is something the matt... Ah!!!!" Best intro of a characters

[@nerezza23]

josephine "I cannot move my legs" iron bull "they usually say that in bed"

[@Slothgreedenvy]

aT 0:51 "I cannot move my legs." Iron Bull: That's what he said! ROFL LMAO TOO FUNNY!!

[@pacoroto]

I thought the same lol hahah

[@Slothgreedenvy]

Pretty lucky bastard. I mean, Iron Bull is voice by the same guy who's 'James vega' from Mass Effect.' So, it's like doing TWO overly-muscled studs. XD *********** Varric: What's the matter with your leg? (tilts head) OH GOD, THAT'S NOT A LEG!!

[@XRL998]

"I cannot move my legs" That's what I said.

[@LordFoxxyFoxington]

Adam Costello Vega was a beta male, Bull seems to be more of an alpha.

[@Slothgreedenvy]

TOTAL Alpha :D

[@Chirpysemperboy]

Cullen: Laughing on the inside, Embarrassed on the outside. Josephine: Astonished and, if her reaction is anything to go by, a bit turned on. Cassandra: Disbelief, but understanding.

[@shippaitan3882]

I love how everyone is all like "eww" while I'm waiting to get my copy and be like "I'm gonna ride THE Bull."

[@Avrysatos]

He really SAYS that too!

[@BeforeIforgot]

I'm actually considering romancing Bull instead of Cass now just for this scene tbh, and he's a bit of a sweetheart

[@NeoNitku2009]

And the inquisitor never walked the same way afther that night...

[@Brileigh26]

"I take it..." "Actually HE'S the one that's been taking it." *Snorts* Cullen "Actually Thirteen Year-Old" Rutherford. Love this scene

[@kirikakirikakirika]

Wait, "kadan" means "my heart"? I'm guessing, then, it isn't an entirely sexual term? Because in Dragon Age: Origins Sten calls me "kadan", even though we don't have a romantic relationship, and in his fellow men-at-arms refer to him as "kadan" in his dream sequence.

[@CAPSLOCKING]

+kirikakirikakirika I assume it's an all-purpose word. Way back in DA:O, a Bioware writer said that it meant "Where the Heart Lies." Bull's translation isn't far off of that. But a term like that could very well just mean "Someone important to me." The more significant thing, here, would be the dragon tooth necklace - which is apparently a much more significant symbol to the Qunari.

[@loritruylio2108]

+kirikakirikakirika Kadan means "person of the heart" it can be a a familly member, a brother in arms or a lover, as long as the person is trully important to you that person is your "kadan"

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

It's probably a multi-meaning thing like t'hy'la. Ooor Sten actually had a crush on the Warden.

[@juanlaise1059]

@@akechijubeimitsuhide Not a crush, simply respect.

[@TrueDeathblacK]

@@loritruylio2108 I don't know how I stumbled upon this video and I don't really care what it was truly supposed to mean in any of DO's, but it sounds to be a very nice word to have to express your feelings to a lover or a really good friend (not necessarily romantic in that case)

[@hirukairi]

Sigh. I need more of this. Why isn't anyone posting more Iron Bull romance?

[@CAPSLOCKING]

I mean, I wasn't really saving a ton throughout the flirt scenes (I flirted with basically every character). It wouldn't be too much backtracking to get to the start of the actual romance scenes with bull, I suppose, though.

[@hirukairi]

DestinStrider don't worry about it, if it's too much work I'm sure other people will eventually post something. Thanks for posting this though :)

[@Raydr62]

Steve he dosent break your but your inquistiter thinks it's fun 😂

[@coolsparks3816]

Anyone wondering where Leliana is, that Guard at 1:13 is on their way to tell her the funniest report she'll get for the day.

[@lewd2851]

As soon as i saw Cassandra walking up i started laughing my ass off, everything after that just killed me more and more.

[@WC-PO]

75%+ of these comments are from homophobes that specifically searched for a gay romance scene. Come out of the closet already.

[@missbork2468]

preach (uwu)/

[@kalamiess]

More like because it's horribly written and completely cringeworthy.

[@Lucitaur]

Stuffing comments with idiocy like a boss.

[@Chaosproscho]

Homophobes? Maybe Qunariphobes

[@Oldangr]

Space Ghost Best comment.

[@jeremiahdearagon1676]

Can I just mention how confident Bull is? He was completely unfazed by people staring at his junk -- seems like he was even showing off .^_^.

[@Hauraunah]

I'm sorry but I lost it when Cullen snickered. Seems he still hasn't lost some of his innocence and sense of humor. And Cassandra's reaction was basically the icing on the cake. This scene was pretty awkward for me but mainly because it's hard to imagine Iron Bull as romantic and not just a good source of sexual relief. It's a good awkward. I like it.

[@CreativeMind243]

So basically what most, if not all, of you idiots in the comment section are saying that is that's okay for women to be overly sexualized in video games, but god forbid the player can have a gay romance.

[@Lightscribe225]

Honestly I don't see it as that. What I see is a reaction of one side of the internet to the otherside. The 'otherside' being overly sensitive jerks who call you bigot if you sneeze wrong, and the 'one side' being people who generally respond to change with hostility.

[@CreativeMind243]

Lightscribe225 Interesting response. I have to say that I agree with you.

[@britnyderton8580]

I replay Cassandra’s first reaction over and over and I still burst out laughing each time 😂😂

[@IshootURface]

Now do this again with a dwarf

[@LordFoxxyFoxington]

Theyd get stuck.

[@isstvan82]

MrRobertSama But he could spin them!

[@LordFoxxyFoxington]

isstvan82 Ide pay to see that.

[@livviegoat]

MrRobertSama "Oh my gosh it's like he's chalking a pool cue"

[@kmfiredancer8430]

alestercane Fuck you for being funny, ser.

[@genderqueergorehound]

All I'm thinking as I'm scrolling through these comments is that if this was a lesbian romance there would be people saying how hot this is and how they wish they could be between them or some shit. Which is wrong in more ways than one.

[@TheMorettimatteo]

The character desing is mostly shit in this game. Who the fuck wants to be sandwiched between the bull and sera?

[@Lolligator]

No, people would still complain about how shit this entire scene is and the writing of DA:I in general.

[@LaylaT6]

Lord Grunsescu You're currently my favourite human being for this comment just so you know. I'll probably have a new favourite by next week but will forever remember this and laugh.

[@genderqueergorehound]

LaylaT6 Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

[@Lolligator]

***** Ain't that just the oldest bullshit argument in the book... You can't criticize something unless you're a professional in the field. Mate, if I order some expensive meal in a restaurant and get served undercooked or burnt stuff that tastes like shit, I don't need to be a master chef to know that the cook did a bad job.

[@OrpheusHart]

"Actually, he's the one who's been taking it." HUEHUEHEUHEU

[@FunkiestRat]

This is one of the reasons I like dragon age so much, some of the humor is just ... out there and I love it X''D

[@bccr13]

"Do you see this?" "No." Couldn't stop laughing at that. Love this game.

[@KillaryKlinton]

Who are they fooling. Everyone wanted in on that and especially Cullen.

[@lordofhawks725]

I like how Josephine was like Hell yes. Get me some qunari gurl.

[@LordFoxxyFoxington]

Dont worry, shell get some Qunari. >:D

[@kayleys.2740]

Cullen is such a twelve year old 😂

[@sforzie]

Oh Josie, you are too precious. I'm glad I romanced you first. *snicker*

[@vampiregurl2]

what i NEVER understood was the fact that you have a perfectly good room yet everyone came looking into one of the damaged tower rooms for you

[@ViolentValentine]

Well, that was awkward as hell xD I fell on the floor after Bull's 'Oh, for fuck's sake!'. Didn't expect those swears in Dragon Age, but I'm not complaining. :)

[@ZeriocTheTank]

Absolutely THE BEST scene in the game!! Josephine looked like she wanted a ride lol. Cassandra absolutely made this scene perfect with her reaction. I can't help but laugh at it everytime. He said Kadan!!!!!!! KADAN!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! I love him!!!!!!

[@Mauntium]

Some people are just so *butthurt* about this..

[@503leafy]

I'm sure the inquisitors was the most butthurt......-_-

[@IIJayKidII]

503leafy you win the internets

[@nahidav1860]

This scene was friggin hilarious xD

[@homunculus7]

+KawaiiKiller This was my second funniest scene. The number one for me was when they sent me a corpse in a wodden crate to pass judgement on! LIKE SERIOUSLY! WE DID OUR PART! SHE'S DEAD!

[@nahidav1860]

homunculus7 which mission?

[@homunculus7]

The one where you have to go to the ball in Orlei and save the queen. If you kill the traitorous bitch they later sent you the corpse in a box cause they need someone to pass judgement on it so they can free up her properties and shit.

[@nahidav1860]

homunculus7 That's why I never experienced it, I always let her live.... Guess I'll let her die this time

[@cacharadon7460]

That was equal parts hilarious and sweet. Wish I'd gone with the bull instead of cassandra, definitely next playthrough.

[@Avrysatos]

Poor Cassandra in this video though!

[@MrKingJace]

I see all of these homophobic remarks and I feel the need to open my mouth and chip in. I'm a straight Christian man, and I still think this is hilarious, and surprisingly real in how it played out. Now shut up with your homophobia, and accept that people have different opinions.

[@donovan9456]

Holy shit! ROMANCING BULL! NO QUESTION!

[@demongal107]

O_O......-//////- agreed.....

[@Sessgirl]

"I can not move my legs" Omg, best part! I love Josephine.

[@VioletDeathRei]

Mad respect for Iron Bull *sticking* it to the inquisition they had almost 400 years of sticking it to everyone else. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

[@RosieSquall]

The look on Cullen's face was priceless!!!!

[@1088green]

Am i the only one who didn't even question the homosexuality and instead just laughed so hard at this awkward moment? Cullen's expression was priceless XD

[@Avrysatos]

It took me a moment when i glanced down at the comments to realize that people were actually upset about teh gayz that might be contagious or whatever. I just saw a silly awkward scene and died laughing.

[@Aroddo]

Can someone make the player character look like Putin and upload this scene again, please? :D

[@lubylu312]

LOL

[@maxpropayne3853]

Jesus fucking Christ, Bioware. What is this, a multicam sitcom? This shit belongs on Bing Bong Theorem.

[@ambskater97]

Humor? In a vidya game??? NO@ MUST BE DR AMATIC@!!#12RGR SRS BSNS

[@ambskater97]

***** Humor is subjective. Where you see cringe, I see hilarity. Spoiler alert: Not everyone is like you. Shocking, I know. Now get off your high horse, goof.

[@ambskater97]

Lucitaur i.imgur.com/hF2qQq6.gif Cry yourself a tributary, sweetheart.

[@ambskater97]

***** i.imgur.com/hF2qQq6.gif How eloquent and professional of a response.

[@ambskater97]

***** Funny, given your racist and sexist comments, you'd be the one in the fedora, m'lonely neckbeard.

[@liandrasy7113]

As a Cullenite, I appreciate that HE appreciates this lol!

[@Hauraunah]

P.S. It's confirmed that Josephine is the biggest freak in the game. She hasn't looked away let alone blinked since she walked in on them! XD

[@ChloesDragons]

I love how Josie just keeps staring at it. And omg there reactions are soo funny xD

[@captainnintendo]

Wait... Who closed the door? O_O But really. I actually think this was pretty tasteful, and funny as hell xD

[@CAPSLOCKING]

Well it's not like we need closed doors anymore.

[@LaylaT6]

Kasumi. You know how much she'd get for a Qunari/Human sex tape. It would outsell Vaenia.

[@DarkNova50]

Shouldn't there be some sort of bonus to Constitution involved here? I mean, we've all seen Bull, right?

[@mellylegat]

Cassandra's surprised scream always makes me laugh out loud :D :D This scene is the most hilarious in the whole game!

[@Norninja]

"Oh for fuck sake" That had me laughing pretty hard!

[@blainespelman]

And once again the comment section shows how ignorant some gamers can be when it comes to homosexuality. ugh smh

[@Tomatowormprince]

Anyone who's played the previous dragon age games saw this coming. These aren't real gamers, they're casuals.

[@Lolligator]

And once again someone doesn't know what 'ignorant' means.

[@frombuenosaeris]

Kenan Lindsey Anyone who's still playing dragon age games past DA:O is the epitome of casual.

[@Tomatowormprince]

frombuenosaeris Total biscuit confirmed this a few years ago, granted my beef with the DA series is fixed in this installment.

[@rxcort]

Josephine is going back to her desk to write some fanfiction

[@elkholm]

"Actually, *he's* the one who's been taking it." I died of laughter.

[@SheSaidSheWas15]

I like how much effort they put in all the dialogues and small funny scenes like this, It's just makes game richer and funnier, straight guy myself and laughing my ass off from this.. anyway in game I romanced Josephine, kinda chevalier stuff but pretty dull, was interested in the rest of the options, people that are complaining about this you need to relax or you're gonna turn into couple of Orlesians..

[@MrMmaria98]

Cassandra : Do you see This ?! Cullen : NO ! ahahahaha I died laughing xD

[@Deathshuck]

I did not find this juvenile in the slightest. It's great to see some silly humor every now and again from Bioware and that they're not taking themselves too seriously, like people in these comments.

[@jimmytraeger1566]

Cassandra: DO YOU SEE THIS?! Cullen: NO.

[@blade10000]

I don't usually make KZbin comments anymore. Nowadays, I just thumb a video up or down. That said, I feel like I had to throw my two cents into this. This is not any social justice warrior crap, nor is this making fun of gays. Its funny how both sides are taking this as an attack, when in fact, it has nothing to do with the Gamergate crap. Its a scene of comedy where you romance a character. It can happen with a female main hero, it can happen with a male one, or it can not happen at all if you don't pursue it. The game is not shoving it down your throat. You are shoving it down your own throat if you came looking for this, saw that it involved two males, kept watching, and then made an angry comment about it. Its not about any social justice bullshit, nor is it trying to shove progressiveness and acceptance into your face. Its in the game, but it is not forcing you to experience it. Bioware is not made up of SJWs, or homophobes, just trying to do what they like to do. Create options for the players, and let them have fun. Both sides need to take a chill pill and stop acting like their side is holy and that everyone else who is not on their side is pure evil

[@Avrysatos]

*applauds* I don't understand why they're so upset about an optional scene...

[@kasafusutan]

Oh thank you so much! After scrolling trough the comments and getting really upset about what shit they talk I'm so glad to have stumbled across yours. Why can't everybody have as much common sense as you have? Thank you!

[@Narurulla123]

Thank you! Finally a comment down here that actually makes sense!

[@bakendorf_4802]

blade10000 oh thank whatever it is up there for this comment. Why does everything come down to social justice? Its literally just a sex scene with the bull man! Why do you have to make the bull man political? Or about social justice? Dont like the scene? Thumb down, like it? Thumb up. Its that simple

[@user-wi4zt9ij5g]

Its like I found someone who has more then two brain cells, it's amazing!

[@Darktoxic93]

I don't know why but Cullen's smile at the end when he's leaving is one of the most adorable things I've ever seen xD Btw... I REALLY want to play Iron Bull romance because of this scene but somehow.... I always end up with Dorian... damn xD And I love how Cullen is grinning all the time xD Awww Too bad they hadn't enough time to make him bi :( He was supposed to be Bi but oh well xD

[@TheGuardianOfHyrule]

Holy shit I can't stop laughing 100/10 Would watch again

[@RotaryComplex]

I just wanted to point out that portrait in the corner there. Even he seems impressed.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

We're got a ridiculous and totally optional scene about some people stumbling upon the protagonist getting reamed by a horrifying monster man and people are whining that it's gay. Yeah, gay stuff exists. Better be angry forever, because it's not stopping.

[@shadetyran3315]

i believe you mean sexy monster man

[@ole998]

"who wouldn't be a little curious"

[@503leafy]

Cullen has the best reaction. He looks the most traumatized.

[@jackek96]

ITS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES

[@Tomatowormprince]

There were no ice cubes or Ice cream involved, no false pretense of surrogate fatherhood involved. What type of animes do you watch?

[@jackek96]

Its a popular quote from Metal Gear Solid (PS1)

[@Sanguiluna]

*"DAMN IT OTACON, GET A GRIP!"*

[@blackmagichour]

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

[@VioletDeathRei]

Horn* Fixed it. (^.^)d

[@blackmagichour]

Ohohohoho. Nice.

[@Whoami691]

"Oh for fuck's sake!" Gets me EVERY - FUCKING - TIME!

[@ericwilborn133]

Tell me why iron bull remind me of Satan from South Park when he was with Saddam Hussein

[@ajcrowley5735]

This is the funniest thing i've ever read !

[@StarmaGeddon]

becuase they are very similar characters :D

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

*IB starts losing it when becoming tal-vashoth* Inquisitor: ey, you need to relax, guy.

[@atomnous]

and from Dante's Inferno

[@freakiq]

This was well written, actually made me a bit more positive about Dragon Age 3.

[@TheMorettimatteo]

are u fooking serious m8?

[@Lolligator]

Even the shittiest sitcoms have better dialogue than this. Hell all you need to do to make Inquisition a sitcom is to just put a laugh-track over it and it's ready for broadcasting.

[@daemianmatthews2062]

1:34 but definitely a welcome one

[@nygmaeddie]

The moment there's a non-hetero relationship in media, SUDDENLY it's a bad thing. People will say "Those SJWs!" while shaking their fists and claiming that it's because of this "SJW agenda" that the game is bad. And, the best part is, everyone who says this is a homophobe. I wonder why...