Dragon Age: The Veilguard is Hilariously Bad

[@npc-bl2vw]

"9/10" - Lie GN.

[@SleepDaemon]

IGN only gives high score on games that don't require much skill. Their Doom eternal gameplay proves that

[@j.p3701]

They received this $$$ that's why they gave the game that kind of scores 🤣

[@6ch6ris6]

you can't spell IGNorant without IGN

[@alg4668]

the power of IGN the power of gamerant the power of many " IGN, gamerant, Eurogamer , kotaku,Etc...."

[@joeybobbson2622]

11/10***

[@doomslayer9138]

This looks like a fanfic

[@Ecoxiss]

FANfic? more like haterfic.

[@d.ink3d]

Thats an insult to fanfic, bet most actual DA fans could write a better script than those clowns

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Nah it’s Fagfic

[@francisong94]

Hei, I put a lot of effort and love into my fanfics

[@thetower8553]

a fan wouldn't want to change their beloved series, or maybe they would a little bit but not to this degree. This is pure hatred for fans.

[@Uppernorwood976]

“Dragon Age: Veilguard is filmed in front of a live studio audience”

[@pipzgutz]

A Supernatural reference huh. 😅

[@ChrisNihilus]

Made me chuckle haha

[@nikobellic8002]

Hahahaha

[@oldoutlet6946]

Whatever this new generation of mainstream writers is, they haven't matured mentally past the age of 13.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

13? You are being generous

[@youdonegoofed]

They never truly left high school, that's why they operate out of pure spite.

[@Dr.Cosmar]

I wrote better short stories in English II of high school.

[@racingraptor4758]

They behave like literall 5 year olds who never heard a NO. Seriously. And that's the nicest description I can give

[@GeraltofRivia22]

They are a bunch of coddled, emotionally stunted millennials who were never told no or faced a day of adversity in their lives.

[@nisetsu]

Marvel writing is a plague on humanity.

[@thehoerscorral8565]

Yep, I forget who said it but someone on twitter put it best; "The Avengers ruined a generation of writers."

[@bizmonkey007]

The writers could’ve easily taken inspiration from Game of Thrones (at least the early seasons). The template for writing great dark fantasy is there. I wonder if the executives chose this direction and everyone had to fall in line. The game feels more like a “product” than a game with a strong creative vision.

[@johnsmith361]

​@@bizmonkey007Funny you mention GoT, that's also a series that got butchered by Marvel writing.

[@Faceplant_Horticulturist]

​@@bizmonkey007 or the LoTR books

[@carnivorehitman]

This. 💯

[@misterwolf3817]

Never would I think that mass effect andromeda looks better than this

[@victorkreig6089]

ME:A's issue was that Bioshit's board decided to use an engine that literally 3 people in the entire studio had ever used in their entire careers(and iirc they hadn't even covered it when they were in college either)

[@ggoddkkiller1342]

Played Andromeda after it was fixed, it is really far better than this total BS. It even has proper sex scenes etc, my only problem was gameplay is really repetitive as you are doing same exploration everywhere. Same goes of Inquisition, played after dlcs etc it was also quite decent. Story, graphics, dialogues all were better than this flop. But it is also suffering from same repetitive gameplay issue which is far worse in this game tho..

[@manuelc5786]

That’s not saying much lol But I get what you mean.

[@misterwolf3817]

@@manuelc5786 Ofc I know i am being cryptic for the sake of the joke. Mass Effect Andromeda was known to have Millenial writing too, however it feels as if the devs knew when it was allowed and when you should put drama. Here, in Veilguard, it looks like that "sense" is completely gone. Plus Mass Effect Andromeda had more engaging combat, which i can't say about... this Dragon Age.

[@yutingsooi5691]

At least ME:A feels like at ME game but this? This is not Dragon Age This is Dragon Age fanfic written by Marvel fans 😂

[@WildfireS1]

The laugh track is an improvement.

[@taroxan]

If they add it in a patch, the game might actually become playable.

[@123Dargor]

Yeah, it helps to spot what were supposed to be the funny moments.

[@nikobellic8002]

Yeah it helps when I'm supposed to laugh.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

The fact people are still hyped for Mass Effect 4 after seeing BioWare release this… 🤦🏻‍♂️ a fool and his money are easily parted

[@DarkRipper117]

I rather support the exodus game than current bioware...at least some of the old bioware are making it happen.

[@youdonegoofed]

the first six words of your comment would have been enough lmao, hype culture is a cancer

[@goblincomic4522]

That franchise die after Andromeda

[@anonymous_dot_com2326]

Ive moved on to Exodus now. It has completely replaced mass effect for me.. although the trilogy will forever have a special place in my heart

[@TehReasoning]

I don't even want to see Mass effect 4 after this, I can only imagine the dialogue and how ugly they're going to make the women and characters.

[@Efsaaneh]

The fact it has a 74% on steam with most of the positive reviews saying "this isn't dragon age, the writing is terrible but gameplay is ok and optimization is good so thumbs up" is pathetic

[@blublugamingchannel]

Exactly how I feel about it, said the same thing and Christ it backlashed on ma face hahahahh

[@rpgmafia8363]

i mean if you want to play the game instead of trolling you would get a decent gameplay experience

[@kusog3]

It's probably those kind of attitude why we keep getting triple A slops, they keep buying and accepting shitty entertainment

[@6ch6ris6]

@@kusog3 100% ! some people have to much money to spend

[@Not_interestEd-]

DA:V >200 million budget (probably more because managers love pocketing money) >10+ years development time >Huge support from "woke" mob >Gameplay and graphics are just "ok" Black Myth Wukong >70 million budget (highest estimate, most are lower) >6 years development >140 Devs >Destroyed the competition in graphics and gameplay Hmmmm.........

[@gero4415]

Strong raid shadow legend vibe

[@Efsaaneh]

Raid shadow legends is a masterpiece compared to this

[@gust_lucere5558]

nah u missed by thousand miles

[@vgamedude9811]

At least raid has sexy ladies

[@karelzjinec]

Raid Shadow Legends can't be this bad. I mean every single youtuber is praising it...

[@TheHK_47]

​@@karelzjinecHAVE YOU HEARD OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!!

[@Kcolonel_69]

Their Dragon didn't age well

[@MinosML]

Neither did the writers Wattpad fanfics ahh dialogue

[@Jd-zr8bs]

Tranny's often don't

[@JackHugeman]

did it 41% itself?

[@wensongliang1905]

good one

[@Overneed-Belkan-Witch]

Feels bad for all the Dragon Age veterans having to suffer

[@Skumtomten1]

I suffered 10 years ago. Now it's apathy and I don't care anymore. I don't consider this as a Dragon Age game

[@Dr.Yakub22]

Baulder's gate 3 and Path of the Righteous are the dragon age origins sequels I always wanted. I stopped caring about Bioware a decade ago.

[@racingraptor4758]

You don't have to suffer. It's not a Dragon Age game so you don't have to play it. It wants to identify as one but it never will be ;)

[@TheHorreK2]

@@Dr.Yakub22 True to that. I dread to think what happens to the Mass Effect IP now, when seeing this... I hope a small studio will give is a Spiritual Sequal to Mass Effect or even Kotor soon

[@alberich5355]

Honestly, the Suffering ended with Inquisition IMO. Origins was a Masterpiece, 2 was still a solid Dragon Age but obviously not a good Game and Inquisition was already a terrible Dragon Age. The first Trailer for Veilguard was actually a Relief for me, since I knew at that Point, that there is not a single Reason to get my Hopes up, so I just buried the Series for me. It's kinda fun to look at this Car Crash from the Outside, though. Especially with the "Inquisition was so good and now we got this!"-Crowd. No, Inquisition wasn't good but it looks good in Comparison.

[@SpikeyTech]

Why does all millennial writing suffer from big bang theory syndrome

[@GigaChad-s]

If you're referring to the sitcom, that was actually a good show with decent writing, the show came on jn early 2007, definitely had no millennial writing.

[@abeaconintheoffice]

@@GigaChad-s "actually a good show with decent writing" WOT?

[@lastlaff69]

​@@GigaChad-sshit was ass, my boy

[@GigaChad-s]

@@abeaconintheoffice I didn't realize zoomer tards hate the show so unnecessarily.

[@edgarava1]

@@abeaconintheoffice it started ok then it went full cringe

[@talimancern7724]

I would rather romance Taash's Mom.

[@Agent789_0]

Taash = Trash.

[@crypterion_moon]

Her mom is more attractive as a person than this grumpy misguided teenager she calls a daughter

[@GeraltofRivia22]

She's actually a woman

[@jeremytitus9519]

You can grab hold of them horns for extra- ahem

[@elion4245]

wonder what we'd have to resort to for ME4...

[@Happy_Zulu]

You know, Ive re-watching Star Trek Deep Space 9. And with each episode, I am painfully reminded of how much of serious mature writing we are losing in film, tv and gaming industries. Western studios seem to racing each other to the bottom of writing quality.

[@pilouuuu]

And the thing is DS9 has a lot of humor and it can get really silly like in the Quark's episodes, but it's always sincere and well written.

[@isodoubIet]

Deep Sleep 9 isn't exactly the pinnacle of fiction writing either though. "Allamaraine, count to 4!"

[@baracuta3279]

DS9 is a show I'm just constantly watching. I'm not a TV binger, but I'll have certain rituals where I'll throw on an episode of something while I do chores and housekeeping. DS9 is my go-to pick, and it is always so painful to go from that to seeing clips of newer stuff. Nobody writing modern shows knows how to write sincere, mature dialogue.

[@zulef]

DS9 is very underrated

[@goshenremains]

Man you are so on point, I've been catching up to 90s and 00s scifi shows like Babylon 5, Farscape and Battlestar Galactiva (2004) and it's crazy how despite being made on a shoestring budget all those shows blow out of the water any story written today.

[@AshCosgrove]

The dialogue sounds like it was written by someone who's only ever watched Joss Whedon movies.

[@lordclaret5075]

The ‘Oof’ dialogue option is a potentially lethal dosage of cringe.

[@yorhaunit8s]

@@lordclaret5075 yeah, when I've seen it in a fantasy game I understood just what kind of writers this game had.

[@Syrus7sk]

The mc's face cracks me up every time.

[@Dapaperz1]

"The game's puzzles presenting a real challenge that pushes your problem-solving skills to the limit." -game journalist Meanwhile the puzzles : 1:32 🗿

[@Elmanukarea51]

Difficulties option: -Expert -Hard -Advance -Intermediate -Beginner -Game journalist

[@panjurek3305]

the difficulty of these puzzles is adjusted to the average iq of people willingly buying this woke crap

[@moondaymood.]

​@@panjurek3305LMAO true 🤣

[@Chasodey]

I would take the Bridge to Andraste's ashes which ate hours of my life any time of day instead of this

[@hyperboreanesoterica6588]

About as difficult as the skyrim spinning stones lmfao

[@draakevil]

Drag'n Age

[@serafan3556]

Best alternative name ever.

[@citizenkhan4696]

More like They/Them Age

[@sirbonobo3907]

DEIGN GAYGE TRANSVEIL

[@thejaegerbomber99]

Drag-on Age (the pacing is too slow).

[@ippanpedrozo1162]

Dragn't Age

[@afloofyvixen9514]

they spent more money buying reviews than the actual game

[@selectionn]

nah, this trash probably costed at least 1 concord. they maybe spent 0.3 of a concord paying for reviews, I cant imagine its too expensive to do that.

[@LeDanc]

This is some big bang theory level of writing

[@Frank_Pods]

Bazinga

[@victorkreig6089]

Nah it's way worse, BBT at least stuck to it's premise This game is trying to be BBT while wearing a video game skin

[@TheTraveler980]

If you ask me, Big Bang Theory was consistent and actually made me lol in spots, plus Bernadette and Amy helped the whole cast develop out of being stagnant. What does Veilguard do? Avoid respecting the original material (Origins), and somehow is even worse in both dialogue and gameplay compared to Dragon Age 2.

[@joelhodoborgas]

I can't get over that bizarre elf

[@MightyGachiman]

I'm sorry to be the sexist in the room but HOW are her cheeks bigger than her tits?

[@anitasassassine]

How does her hair stay cone-shaped and at the exact same angle to the scalp the entire time? It's so stupid. Overdesigned, like the UI in this game.

[@AttackUazik]

Can you dismiss, fire or abandon companions? Travel alone without this circus?

[@armchairgeneralissimo]

Absolutely not! It's paramount to the story that you experience Taash's non binary arc.

[@Chasodey]

@@armchairgeneralissimo I would say it's obligatory to go through all companion quests for a good ending so if you want to see the best finale... well, Taash's quest is mandatory.

[@TehReasoning]

Of course not you cannot be mean, argumentive, or disagree. You must be Good and listen to the lecture of fools who want to put their personal agendas into a video game.

[@MightyGachiman]

​@@Chasodey for this game a ME2 everyone dies ending is the good ending😂

[@Chasodey]

@@MightyGachiman In a way, yes.

[@Lonewanderer30]

I really find it hard to believe how bad the graphics are as well.

[@gustavodutra8578]

Nice to know i'm not the only one seeing it...

[@Lonewanderer30]

@@gustavodutra8578 No kidding. DA: Inquisition is a decade old now, yet looks better!

[@Aaron14LifeZZZ]

​@@Lonewanderer30 I watched DAI footage and its not, its really not lol

[@thebrandalorian8271]

The graphics are fine, it's shitty art direction.

[@Zigeuninja]

It just looks way too clean and has a mobile game feel to it. I think the terrible UI also contributes to that feeling.

[@AGuyWithFace]

2-3 skills + ultimate, the puzzles being for room-temp IQ players, the level layout (basically corridors), they all combine to make it feel like it was designed as a mobile game.

[@LecherousLizard]

_cough cough_ Skyrim _cough cough_

[@chromesucks5299]

Well it was originally being worked on as live service game, but those plans got scrapped so they retooled it

[@TanyaDegurechaffDIDNOTHINGWRON]

​@LecherousLizard Yeah skyrim was super overated, way better games released around the same time. And bethesda peaked at Morrowind, everything after that was slightly worse than the previous game. But at least skyrim had somewhat worthy exploration in its world and not cringe dialog.

[@LecherousLizard]

@@TanyaDegurechaffDIDNOTHINGWRON Actually the peak was Daggerfall, even though it was buggy. Morrowind is a step down from it when it comes to things like skills (climbing for example) or gameplay features (like the ability to buy a ship or a house). Well, nothing in the series beats the atmosphere of Morrowind though, with only Shivering Isles coming close.

[@young5395]

People trying to defend this trash and say that i can hand with the like of BG3 is crazy af. Bioware has become a biohazard to video games. My hopes for the Mass Effect game is through the floor.

[@Lmaoyousickbastad]

The artstyle is so horrendous; how ugly you have to be irl to think those characters look normal.

[@GeraltofRivia22]

The main character here is an accurate depiction of the games lead developer

[@LecherousLizard]

I mean, look at how many people were slobbering over Bugltur's Gate 3 characters. There wasn't a single character in that game that could be considered "beautiful" and making one yourself heavily depended on your race of choice due to race-locked faces that you couldn't even modify, because Larian got too pissy that everybody was making Chad Human Male Fighters in the beta.

[@Lmaoyousickbastad]

@@LecherousLizard You smoking dope; BG3 had plenty of great looking characters. Shadowheart is hot af.

[@Kevin-mx4vm]

​@@LecherousLizardnice bait 🤡

[@kevo300]

​@@LecherousLizardim very scared to see your definition of beautiful if bg3 had none

[@imbro2529]

How does this game stay at "Mostly Positive" reviews on Steam?

[@ゆきの-s5j]

rigged reviews

[@pilouuuu]

By censoring the genuine negative reviews

[@QualityEJC]

You should know by now that mainstream video game and movie companies work with media outlets to delete negative reviews.

[@QualityEJC]

@@pilouuuu perfect example. My comment got deleted. 🤣🤣🤣

[@qu1253]

The TikTok generation grew up and started buying games. This slop becoming a financial success is the unfortunate result of that.

[@Gharon]

Excuse me while i'm in the bathroom pulling a barf.

[@LecherousLizard]

Fun fact: The they/them couldn't be further away from Qun even if _it_ tried. The most basic of the basics of Qun is... fulfilling the role bestowed upon you by the "state". Those that don't do it are literally not considered "people".

[@pantheman2842]

As corrupt as that rule is, it also means dissenters should be shown being actually persecuted.

[@LecherousLizard]

@pantheman2842 I don't think you know what "corrupt" means, but that's beside the point. In previous games you seen few Qunari, so there really was much in terms of enforcement to be shows. Here they just outright deny any of it ever existed.

[@Sedines]

They would execute her immediately for being Tal-Vashoth. They killed one of their mages just for getting separated from his handler in DA2 even though it wasn't his fault.

[@Vatayah]

I bet they already have it nominated for Game Award's GOTY. 9/10 masterpiece

[@SamM_Scot]

Right on cue with Golden Joystick Awards ahead of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom, which isn't even nominated with a far superior 1-1 audience critic reception 💀

[@george2p]

I bet it will even win game of the year. We all know the event is rigged in favour of activists.

[@RATGODORIGINAL]

Its actually not even nominated on game awards LMAO, its THAT bad. Balatro and fucking metaphor:redogwater made it, but this piece of vomit didnt.

[@seafafrage6934]

i would like to take a moment on behalf of all gamers around the world to thank the DEI devs, they helped us save ALOT of money this year, so we be able to buy the REAL games coming out in 2025. thank you DEI devs you can take a life long vaction as a reward for your service.

[@matosz23]

I mean, there were some real games this year as well. Did you get those?

[@TheAlgorath]

​@@matosz23 sure, but saving money this year for next is preferable.

[@Markyparky56]

There is a cost of living crisis after all, they were just doing their part

[@Thebuird]

Glad I have Metaphor a shot

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

unpaid of course

[@raphaelchagas1676]

IGN gave Alien Isolation a 5.9 and this game a 10. Jesus Christ, this industry

[@LecherousLizard]

Tbh, Alien Isolation was also crap (or at the very least it was WAY too long of a game), but... yeah, there's no comparison.

[@myyoutubewhatevahappenedthere]

@@LecherousLizardyeah A:I had a bloated third act but that hardly makes it crap. THIS is crap.

[@selectionn]

@@LecherousLizard it definitely wasnt "crap", it just struggled to stay engaging for the entire length of the game. once the illusion wears off it gets boring. but your first time playing it, those first few hours, peak gaming.

[@LecherousLizard]

@selectionn My first few hours consisted of sitting inside a single locker for 30 minutes at a time, because the alien refused to leave the room. I don't think I managed to reach even the halfway point of the game (I vented the alien, did the shooting section and then quit either in the stage the alien reappears or the one after, was it far?) before I gave up on it. This whole "most elaborate AI in gaming ever" was one of the most plastic and obvious one I've seen in my life, especially since you got an in-game radar that clearly shows you how the alien rubber-bands to keep up with you, like it's a 2004 NFS game.

[@LecherousLizard]

@@myyoutubewhatevahappenedthere Third act? It should've ended after the first one.

[@adrianobelle1253]

Bro, i pirated it, played for like 5 hours and gave up. What a big pile of shit they made. Downloading right now DA inquisition again

[@m.h.4907]

Get origins, the whole series was garbage anyway besides the first

[@Silverflower351]

I want to play it but i dont want to download origin store😢​@@m.h.4907

[@Efsaaneh]

As if inquisition was a good game

[@adrianobelle1253]

@@m.h.4907 only played inquisition in 2015 and i remeber i liked the game, but i was a teenager... gonna play origins

[@vgamedude9811]

​@@m.h.4907this.

[@elpolodiablo5486]

This is more like a propaganda than an actual videogame.

[@LecherousLizard]

It's like the Saints Row Remake, but fantasy. Somebody remind me, what happened to those devs again?

[@aboutanything8186]

spot on! this is what liberal politics bring you.

[@selectionn]

@@LecherousLizard to use modern audience language, that studio was unalived, they committed financial sewerslide. they girl-bossed too close to the sun.

[@LecherousLizard]

@@selectionn Committed toaster bath?

[@nikobellic8002]

Yeah obviously.

[@arsmariastarlight3567]

-Woke writing -Cringe dialogue -Godawful ugly characters -Insult player's intelligence about puzzles -Unfunny jokes You can tell this is made by those who have no idea what Dragon Age is about, and only wearing it's skin for pushing their message

[@lastlaff69]

The Netflix formula.

[@victorkreig6089]

What are you talking about? DA3 was literally just like this and DA2 was only marginally better This is exactly what DA is

[@citizenkhan4696]

@@victorkreig6089 I think the vast majority of people are referring solely to Dragon AGE: Origins. All the other sequels are just repressed trauma memories.

[@citizenkhan4696]

@@justinbecker4772 Ha, Nice try Wokestani. This word aint going away, like your woke-ass will in the next 10 years. Just like the hopsters died out, so will this.

[@conflictclips]

​@@justinbecker4772Found a wokie

[@juanme555]

0:35 The way she says it with the exaggerated swagger of a Medieval Bossbabe , gives me goosebumps everytime , 10/10.

[@Kevin-mx4vm]

How is that thing a she?

[@CoolBreezyo]

@@Kevin-mx4vmahem *they*

[@darkestccino5405]

3:23 discount Awkwafina.

[@thorpedo8735]

so just normal awkwafina

[@dearcastiel4667]

Remember when potions were supposed to taste horrible ? Now they taste like lavender or ginger, to your liking. "dark fantasy"

[@davidsentanu7836]

Lavender doesn't even taste good. It just smells nice, but taste kinda bitter / earthy (a.k.a. dirt,) like flowers usually do. The writer probably think of "lavender flavoring / coloring" for baking, not the flower. Ginger is nice tho'.

[@s6748-z5j]

@@davidsentanu7836 lavender is nice too, i like lavender tea

[@Jakoni7]

2:24 the ai is genius, it understands the strategical advantage you have on the high ground and doesn't risk trying to fight you, the devs nailed it

[@tehpillemannerator]

Cant wait to see Shepard's Face in the TransGalaxy

[@Nailimixam34]

The whole game's dialogue indeed feels written like there should be a laughing track after every sentence

[@raketensven3127]

Diversity Age: The Californiaguard

[@R_C4RD_]

CAN I GET YOU A LADDER SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK!!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@jackson43780]

nice reference

[@ImRandomDude]

first when I saw these videos I though someone customized main character that way as a joke, but then the horror realization came ... that it might be default look

[@Jazzdude_]

Hi thanks for uploading the walkthrough for puzzles. I was stuck on them!

[@tbone9474]

Who wrote this elementary school level dialogue ?

[@ShishouDzukiZaManako]

we wrote a bunch of children trapped in the bodies of adults... we called it Veilguard; and it was garbage.

[@86themadhatter27]

god i hate millenial writers

[@wogsi]

Millenials hate millenial writers. Source: A left leaning millenial.

[@86themadhatter27]

@@wogsi im also a millenial so it just hurts more

[@futuza]

Just wait till the genz writers start getting put in charge of the AAA games

[@Kevin-mx4vm]

"he's right behind me isn't he"

[@AJ-po6up]

These aren't just millennial writers, these are PROGRESSIVE writers. The distinction matters.

[@djrx22]

The laugh track actually fixes this game...

[@HairlessMonkeyKing]

Based on the puzzles alone it shows that this game main target was not adults but children age around 10 - 14 the age where rebelling is high... no wonder the game in almost every scenes the dialogue feels off like something you'd hear a 13 year old arguing with their mom...

[@Superw0rrio]

Those puzzles are insulting to 10-14 year olds

[@ShahroozSmith]

No wonder Journalists like this game.. There's no challenge to it and Game Journalists HATE challenge.

[@michaelbaumann5774]

Corporate trash with HR's stamp of approval. And shill review scores lol

[@Fercur69]

I can't believe there are actual streamers playing it live right now... saying that it's "ok".

[@pavelrahman4233]

1:31 Why that creature looks like a man but have a female voice?

[@MysticalLibraries]

Because they wanted to make a societal impact instead of making a good game.

[@racingraptor4758]

Cause they them don't know what man or woman is so they can't get it right

[@LecherousLizard]

It's _supposed to be_ a female Qunari, though if you were to look at the reference art from all the way back... well, you can imagine it's quite off the mark.

[@smirkey90]

It's are abomination

[@nabieladrian]

They want to confuse us, and our kids, while it is in fact, they confuse themselves.

[@ralphdailey9503]

Taash is one of the biggest, burliest, most macho men in gaming. Oh, sorry. One of the most macho women. Err, uh, most macho theys. I'd better start pulling a barve.

[@Silverflower351]

Not even a likeable one all I see of a character is an annoying brat

[@fzzy5739]

DROP AND GIVE ME 100

[@stellviahohenheim]

I'm pulling a barf

[@DarkRipper117]

"No body likes being a woman"...says the she-devil looking thing😂😂

[@loren5432]

How dare you make it about yourself? Now excuse Taash while she proceeds to rant on how she's non-binary. Sorry, I meant he. Sorry, they. Ahh, now's my turn to pull a barf.

[@Kumire_921]

IGN gave it a 9 btw, if for some reason you thought they weren't a complete joke now everyone knows it.

[@nikobellic8002]

Why people take them serious at this point? We can probably guess that now.

[@vmphunter]

criminally underrated video

[@LadyBits2023]

how come, John dragonage Mom looks like she's been hitting the TRT just as hard as he has

[@Slythey]

"We have realtime baldur's gate at home."

[@ramonserna8089]

God I can't with the Qnari redesign. It looks like cosplayers and not particularly good ones.

[@LecherousLizard]

What did you even expect? Even in Inquisition they had no respect for Qunari, why would it get any better in the next game?

[@sideburngthepeacebringer27]

Why is there a Chinese Elf? Did She came from Jade Empire? Although there was no Elves in Jade Empire, if it takes place in the same world of Dragon Age?

[@aerondight3029]

Lol there is also a sub-Saharan African elf 🤣

[@LecherousLizard]

I mean, that isn't even really a problem. My question is: Why does she look like she fell into the -magic potion- vat of botox when she was a little girl?

[@GamingProspector84]

Heard that East Asians (looking people) basically don’t exist in universe and are only thought to look like that as they live on some far away continent. Id est, she’s only there for a Inclusivity Checkbox.

[@DemoNinja79]

You can tell the story and script was written by a woman with blue hair.

[@B.E.3.R]

"woman"

[@nikobellic8002]

Ahaha "woman"

[@Azrananke]

Y'all are damn pathetic ffs

[@george2p]

More like a thing with blue hair.

[@Saith516]

They said they're fully committed to the next Mass Effect now, so...this is likely as good as it gets.

[@corvenalemna8631]

Well... sh**

[@nikobellic8002]

Oh no...oh no! OH NO.

[@corvenalemna8631]

@@nikobellic8002 "NO, GOD. No, God please, No. No. No. NOOOO"

[@Nobe_Oddy]

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS????? 5+ YEARS????? and you have to pay $70+ for this crap??? - So glad I skipped on this one. You alone have convinced me this was a good decision.

[@WaterGuuru]

if there is one visual I hate in games its bloom, it usually looks bad and they have added so much bloom that it might as assume the entire game is underwater

[@Xport9]

10 years in development. That's pure passion to accommodate the Modern Audience. 10 years well spent, on nothing.

[@qu1253]

I didn't expect Veilguard to be good, but holy hell, it is so much worse than I could have ever predicted. Yet this garbage still somehow has a 74% positive rating on Steam and is apparently selling well. I hate this timeline.

[@verycoolguy69]

Because most people don't care for the culture war or just follow like blind sheep after what youtubers say. The dialogue is lacking but gameplay has been fun. And I'm saying that as a diehard DA fan. Pretty much all dragon age games have been heavily criticized at launch because it wasn't living up to the standards of Origins.

[@aerondight3029]

​@@verycoolguy69 I don't care about the "culture war" either so I played it for about 12 hours then finally refunded it, not from Steam luckily. No choices from previous games mattering, only agreeable boring dialogue options, boring repetitive combat, bizarre rip-you-out-of-the--immersion woke dialogue, laughable voice acting, stiff AF facial animations. Even compared to DA:I nah hard pass, eat sh** with your "buy product, get excited for next product" BS

[@LecherousLizard]

Because a lot of negative reviews are being deleted to maintain a positive score. Notice that the most upvoted reviews don't actually say a single positive thing about the game. They don't actually check the content of reviews, they just delete them for that >70% score (

[@qu1253]

@@LecherousLizard 63k online. People are gobbling up this trash, just like Baldur's Gate 3. I weep for our society if trash like is what passes for entertainment.

[@verycoolguy69]

@@aerondight3029 calling it boring combat when it's the best improvement in the series. Some people just want to be pissed off lol.

[@sofialodkina6186]

1:15 This face of the offended child XD

[@NimbleBard48]

2:44 Enemies losing Aggro at that distance in the open is WILD.

[@LecherousLizard]

They don't even lose aggro, the AI just bugs out and doesn't attack.

[@TheTraveler980]

​@@LecherousLizardThat's kind of what losing aggro is. 😐

[@Sigurn27]

Maybe they're familiar with Revenge of the Sith, and know better than to attack someone with the high ground.

[@dogishappy0]

I understand the enemy AI stopping their assault when you are out of range... but why do your allies stop too?

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

"A true return to form for Bioware." - GaymsRadar "9/10" - LieGN "The companions are made up of complex, memorable, likable, distinct personalities from across Thedas." - Poliegon "It was the first time my choice felt consequential to my character, to the world around her, and to me as a player." - The Dirge "5/5" - Eurogaymer.

[@LecherousLizard]

What I find hilarious is that some of the 10/10 or 9/10 reviews are actually copy-pasted from different outlets.

[@TheHuffur]

@@LecherousLizard no need to make up witty commentary when the reality is worse than what any sane person could hope to create as satire.

[@user-fs8rn4cb6c]

Moreover there's an actual trøøn at ign reviewing this slop, lol.

[@eidannishidan3794]

the drowning makes me thinks about the first AC

[@luciferverone]

I can be shoveled nonsense all day long about how this game is a "Success" by the mob but what they did to the darkspawn and my girl Morrigan is utterly unacceptable.

[@saintsinningsword]

I got Dragon Age Origins for the Xbox since it had a code to get sweet armor for Mass Effect 2. Origins was a fun game. One puzzle I forget how I did it, I never checked online for help. Always something funny and dumb about puzzles, they got to be hard but not too hard.

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

Looks like we gonna have another concord, well if this game wasnt online but its gonna just be kept away to dust

[@anshukandulna1844]

Like in dustborn?

[@123Suffering456]

@@anshukandulna1844 Funny that you mention that. Just saw on Steam earlier that Dustbin is now on sale for 50% off. Brought a grin to my face. I wonder if they can finally crack 100 players with this sale 😅

[@MrPikawa]

I always appreciate the fact that games from early 2010 are coming back! Such nostalgia...

[@Salidin111]

A laugh track during the cutscenes would be better than its surreal out of place background music during interactions.

[@armandoalvarado5840]

Holy sht that laugh track fits so well...new head canon is they wrote it as a sitcom all along, and would actually LOVE and endorse a mod that adds a laugh track. Someone please do this.

[@nikobellic8002]

Comedy show within the game

[@Anonihmus2567]

A dragon age game for the fortnite generation 😂

[@adiveler]

The laser bridges in CrossCode were more impressive, and that game was made in Impact JS

[@whattheduck8745]

Good old high ground is unbeatable :))

[@gerasimostrakakis8771]

I need a mod laugh track at the end of every conversation

[@Killerboyh]

RIP BioWare

[@nikobellic8002]

Rest in pizza if this is their mindset. I hope ubisoft and bethesda joints them.

[@johnmaurer3097]

The laugh track section made it all make sense. The game is essentially The Big Bang Theory w/o a laugh track.

[@rsick266]

I was willing to overlook some gameplay parts as long as they did not butcher the lore, characters and writing. But it seems pretty graphics and hair physics is what we need to be content with now. The bar is so low.

[@nikobellic8002]

The bar is so low it reaches magma.

[@Soul93Taker]

"He has the high ground! Retreat!" Failguard enemies, apparently.

[@w12266]

American product, from americans, to americans! Bon apetit! 👨‍🍳

[@victorkreig6089]

Bioware is Canadian, get bent

[@Dr.Cosmar]

Bioware is Canadian :)

[@gabrielmartins2959]

Game of the Year contender on Golden Joystick btw..

[@ex0therm1c]

Spent 95% of the budget on graphics... how sad.

[@armchairgeneralissimo]

One positive thing I can say about this game is that the hair is genuinely good.

[@TehReasoning]

Even though the art direction is terrible, the women are ugly as heck especially taash and that Asian elf that looks like she got hit by a truck. Dialogue alone is complete No for me.

[@joagluck]

When I saw enemies with amnesia I remember Outlaws. In Outlaws your character at least “pretends” to hiding 😂

[@sourkefir]

Identifies as hidden

[@LaPtaVerdad]

Devs: how bad you want it? Producers: to the point even the dei maniacs hate it Devs: damn we gonna need more rainbow hairs for that sir

[@benmangerere358]

Laugh track really puts it into perspective

[@sbn.527]

wait, the pink hair ma'am is an actual canon character? it is part of the plot? I literally thought it was an edited character as a joke, but I saw it on several videos from different youtubers already.

[@vornamenachname4803]

Lol. Your MC always cracks me up. He looks like a pink haired dollar store version of Glenn Danzig.

[@simongodbout1591]

Grown up children made this game

[@elvenfebriana1102]

Can't imagine how Varric suffer around those "Creatures"

[@impc8265]

1:02 cute toe

[@KingKRool91]

The laughter track actually made me giggle.

[@andresbogado7133]

VeilGuard was CLEARLY made for kids. It's the "We're here, we're queer, we're coming for your children" edition of Dragon Age.