DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 28 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

Dragonball Z Abridged Parody follows the adventures of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Vegeta and the rest of the Z Warriors as they gather Dragonballs and fight intergalactic evil. With the comedic writings of Lanipator, Takahata101, and Kaiserneko this may not be the DBZ you remember but TFS hopes you enjoy it all the same. How high can the Krillin Owned Count get? Who will be the next to go Super Saiyan? Can Vegeta's ego get any bigger? Find out NOW on DBZ Abridged!
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Episode 28: Leave It To Freezer
Cast:
MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
LittleKuriboh - Freeza
KaiserNeko - Brain, Blue Ogre
Lanipator - Piccolo, Krillin, Vegeta
Megami33 - Bulma
Antfish - Vegeta's Spirit Animal 'Orpheus'
Ganxingba - King Yemma, Recoome
Songs:
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[@ArynBendah]

"Are you real?" "How do you function?" Frieza's reactions are the best here.

[@JM64]

The forward creak

[@xnortheast1106]

Dahrinikis no

[@ArynBendah]

@@xnortheast1106 yes

[@MrYungrook13]

Followed by a literal tilt.

[@ArynBendah]

Holy crap, over 500 likes?? Is this real???

[@sine-spike]

I just love how Goku’s complete lack of intelligence breaks Freeza.

[@shotgundiplomat2406]

"It was alright. Was no Donkey Kong though, that one has a pie level!" *Frieza leans forward* LOL

[@xnortheast1106]

Chris M no

[@Doomlerious]

Good Lord, I traded Vegeta for this....

[@sana1603]

Lakers fan him and fat buu will be friends.. or would be but they can’t do abridged anymore

[@sableyesundaygaming2016]

シaffectixnz huh what do you mean

[@blorfgur5430]

I love how Freeza’s greatest weakness is just someone too stupid to understand his evil banter.

[@Azmyuth]

so i'm freeza's greatest weakness LETS GOO

[@RedYaBoi]

@@Azmyuth SAME HERE LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@t6492]

Same

[@jamesmoore4856]

#lowiqgang

[@Scralfie]

@@Azmyuth YEESSSSSS

[@montriciajenkins820]

Love how vegeta uses his last breath to do the disclaimer lol

[@lunolionreacts2362]

Now that's commitment

[@Kohkov]

Definitely a great way to start the episode

[@robbiepreble5974]

Love how Goku calls Frieza “freezer” and Vegita is so scared for his race

[@AlldeLucas]

And yet Toei (and others) couldn’t grasp the respect they had to copyright as a nonprofit fan -based parody.

[@johnward6860]

I think a lot of tfs characters do that in the episode they died in

[@WrongJoke06]

"But then who's the villain? " Y-You" "N-No that was a rhetorical question!" "And I gave you a rhetorical answer!" "Good lord I traded Vegeta for this..."

[@southcrosswriting4700]

Yeah, thats when he knows he's surrounded by idiots such as Goku

[@clarissaterry6507]

My favorite line of all time from this parody. That and Cell's line, 'feel free to pray to God, but spoilers- I won't be listening.'

[@kdeathnote5537]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@connormcm4420]

@@southcrosswriting4700 reminds me of “I’m surrounded by idiots” “I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream”

[@newage1361]

CHALLA HEAD CHALLA

[@iliketrains839]

"The only bad part was two oiled up German Guys trying to wrestle me." "Are you real?"

[@microphonejacket]

I LOVE THAT PART!!!

[@benediktbroeerken2777]

I am a german. Found it helarious tho

[@Leb149]

Benedikt Broeerken how’s Germany?

[@benediktbroeerken2777]

@@Leb149 I love it here. Im in the north western part of it near the neatherlands and its great here.

[@Leb149]

Benedikt Broeerken you’ve probably been asked this so many times. And if you don’t want to respond then you don’t. Is it true that Switzerland has the best chocolate? Is Germany’s better?

[@Akwave_]

I love how cell finds gokus stupidity endearing and freeza just finds him annoying

[@mdloading1]

avery whitney I mean technically Cell is part-Goku

[@silentsoul5991]

Kinda like yewwww

[@junehasrised5104]

Buu is gonna annoy goku just watch

[@fenexgid3074]

@@junehasrised5104 i would really lobe that

[@TheFineKey]

Cell likes the stupid part of goku because all he wants to do is fight someone strong that cares about nothing but fighting another strong person.. that’s basically goku . It’s a ‘perfect match’

[@chrizzel28]

"My butt is flaming!" "I miss Zarbon..." Low key one of the best jokes in the series.

[@gukeoke6312]

I don't get it

[@盧璘壽로인수]

@@Chef_Alpo Zarbon's straight tho

[@perfyyy7262]

@@Chef_Alpo he’s actually straight

[@ZachStone3213]

@@盧璘壽로인수 Plot twist, he's actually bisexual.

[@盧璘壽로인수]

@@ZachStone3213 in the manga, anime, or TFS???

[@sinare-9090]

"Lungs, filling with water... Muscles, burning... Brain, status report!" *Goku's brain* "nhhs ajsidkn knms iisje.... frozen peas..." "Well that's not good...." That had me dying...

[@deathslide8]

it's rest in peace...

[@wlt3585]

@@deathslide8 No, sinares right. Check the captions.

[@ishzarkklyon9590]

Had him dying too

[@davidma6616]

@@deathslide8 You’re wrong, turn on the captions.

[@xhul]

@ThatLostPolk /Has Staff and Energy Blade Asphyxia

[@kronusaerospace8872]

The amount of mental pain Goku gives Freeza is honestly the most cathartic part of this.

[@maxhay9098]

Quite literally the manifestation of the quote "Don't argue with an idiot; he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience"

[@xneatch]

Empdy

[@puffgaming2706]

This is a very open ended comment. You say it’s cathartic but in what way? It could be making you angry, and relieving that, sad and relieving that, happy, confused to laughter… Sorry.. I just don’t think it makes much sense. Your getting relief but cathartic is relief through strong emotion… not just relief. Learn words before you use them 😃

[@blackalucard3947]

​@puffgaming2706 Wow...not very cathartic of you.

[@xbleepxbloopx3411]

@@puffgaming2706 *Ironic* that you try to correct his grammar whilst using your instead of you're. Furthermore he's under no obligation to specify what type of emotions are expressed. Catharsis is catharsis regardless of the form it takes, and so if it really did cause him to experience *strong* emotions then he isn't wrong. P.S. *lmfao* you even said it at the end of your own comment "cathartic is relief through strong emotion... not just relief".

[@slimdacreature]

"That was a retorical question." "And I gave you a retorical answer." *Oh good Lord I traded Vegata for this* God I missed this.

[@blackxel6414]

Tyrone Wilson I swear 99% of Frieza’s lines are pure gold.

[@hunter8i8]

Traded a smart ass for a dumb ass. ;p

[@hakushiamvs7878]

@@hunter8i8 fax

[@zakazany1945]

I love answering retorical questions to say that I gave a retorical answer

[@nursemercy5676]

Tyrone Wilson still watching and laughing at this masterpiece

[@Badking-_-]

"I understand now if it weren't for freeza, you wouldn't be-" " Dying ? No." " I was gonna say evil " " Oh,no. I'd definitely still be evil. If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never have happened. You'd be dead, and I'd be laughing. Hehehe, oh oh, it hurts to laugh" This part absolutely got me. Masterpiece

[@alysssabear]

Well… at least he was honest

[@orangesodashorty]

King Yemma: " Next, strip............... Nice" Recoome: " Recoome thanks you" I'm dead 😂

[@NoodleHoenn]

King yemma is gay confirmed

[@ghoulblack2465]

Remember he didnt have enough room in his pod

[@yasquishyboi902]

so is recoome

[@borttheattorney6012]

“Nice cock bro”

[@mavendeo]

You're dead? Then strip.

[@OriginMSD]

"I can retract that kindness if you wish, but then who's the villain?" "Y- you." "N- no that was a rhetorical question." "And I gave you a rhetorical answer! :D" This is actually really smart if you think about it.

[@cyrusoshino]

I died this is to much 😂😂😂

[@HomuHomu310]

OriginMSD Good Lord I traded Vegeta for this...

[@shannonski28]

"RETORICAL QUESTION" -Erza Scarlet "fairy tail abridged"

[@Rotenks]

+OriginMSD it is but in high school you would fail english

[@TF2Fan101]

+OriginMSD Good Lord, I traded Vegeta for this!

[@xerofire]

“He can’t sense my energy!” “No but I can hear your moron” “He has bat vision!!!” Such an under appreciated joke

[@Arichu_]

True though

[@olixx1213]

Goku: but Can you block ? Freeza : >:(

[@roronoazoro8626]

The fact that he knows that bats see with their ears is disturbing

[@bait5257]

Lmao

[@MadRabbit0wnzu]

Never noticed this one lol

[@husasizzle]

TFS stayed true to the actual storyline while mocking it at the same time.

[@dnmstarsi]

That's the magic of Abridged Parodies.

[@natsusatsujinki8342]

My Hero Abridged?

[@husasizzle]

@@natsusatsujinki8342 never seen or heard of it.

[@jamesmoore4856]

@@husasizzle I mean I’ve watch mha and I assume most anime’s have a abridged imo

[@amsrremix2239]

And that’s unfortunately while they got taken down :/ it was too good to considered parody at a point

[@scratch6402]

**He can’t sense my energy!** “Ha Ha, You can’t sense my energy!” “No but I can hear you!” **He has bat vision!!**

[@Nabil-bi7bk]

Shawnsucks no

[@d3ad3yegaming38]

Shawnsucks yes it does

[@alastorradiodemon173]

777 likes!

[@alastorradiodemon173]

778 now

[@awilddon.8570]

Here is your one thousandth like

[@Dante2831]

I’m actually happy they gave serious moments like vegeta’s death the respect they deserve

[@DeadRobit29]

The overall levity of the show adds so much more depth to the serious moments making them have more of a punch.

[@luistwocents]

Precisely why Tfs does the best job at the whole abridged series thing they know exactly when to switch from funny to serious

[@DrsJacksonn]

It's so nice how they kept all the dramatic moments intact but somehow also made them funny.

[@FYLPOC]

Yes.. An unmarked grave in the no where space. I honestly do say it's too good for him.

[@KingOfDarknessAndEvil]

@@DrsJacksonn Cell singing My Way while dying is very amusing, but also a genuinely beautiful way to end the arc and series.

[@SplitXmind]

Goku: wow he sounds like he’s had a hard time piccolo should really have a talk with him Dad of the year award goes to.. NOT goku

[@gamerstv6501]

You mean not abridged goku

[@nmarrs8539]

Piccolo is a great Dad though.

[@Movin2DBiit]

I mean, to be fair, Goku didn't kidnap his daughter and bring her to a terrorist organization with no guarantee that he nor their kid would be safe, the worst Goku did was underestimate Gohan, which he made up for sooner rather than later,

[@videogamemaster2869]

@@Movin2DBiit well to be fair he took out his tail and blew up the moon to keep gohan from turning into a great ape

[@Movin2DBiit]

@@videogamemaster2869 but doing so meant he couldn't use the great ape sooner and half the z-fighters might have lived if they opened with the great ape

[@thecoolshovel]

The “kaio-what” joke never gets old

[@AverageGameEnjoyer8998]

Frieza: "Kaio what?" *Gets kicked in face by Goku*

[@DarthEyesDragon]

Piccolo: ……WHAT?

[@Grandflea02]

Superman: Kaiowha-Uagh

[@flipcamgamer]

Freiza: no seriously kaio-what?

[@juff89]

“Sending your friends off to fight me on your own, how gutless” “What how is that gutless” “Because.. suicide is the cowards way out” Easily the most badass dialogue I have ever heard

[@MexicanSuperman]

I 100% agree

[@ariclebro5603]

"can we fight now?"

[@juff89]

Aric Lebro “what? YES”

[@susanresha8107]

Found this coment just in time to syncronise with the video.

[@lonecolamarine]

Yeah, they just have frieza using Joker humor and I LOVE it!

[@TrashedUpDayDreamer]

*Freeza:* I'm going to drown you... I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies. *Goku:* Why would you drown puppies?! *Freezer:* Because they are cute and cuddly. *Goku*: Are you coming on to me...? I'm fucking dying

[@ellis1958]

Vegeta Sama what?

[@thisishowsmallyourpenisis4903]

Broly 9000 now bow to your prince

[@psychowordsmith]

Murk Ambiguity so are the puppies.

[@dajon2k]

Murk Ambiguity 6

[@hououinkyouma3864]

+Lord popo/finel form What is a GOD to a non believer?!

[@Icytits]

"I pay my taxes one leg at a time!" For many people, this is not a joke.

[@yaboiplank6764]

People in wheel chairs:

[@thebaldpizzaman6319]

Fuck

[@RussianBear42069]

Depressed Goku you said it depressed goku, fuck. Good ol fuck *pomfs and sits on you*

[@deaditalianguy7353]

@Lakers fan neither do I

[@Blackstealth8]

@Lakers fan are you serious have you payed taxes? Or just got refund?.... dont answer

[@khaaan7905]

"Good Lord I traded Vegeta for this." had me dying.🤣

[@jackwagon573]

Wait the the king, the planet or the prince?

[@khaaan7905]

@@jackwagon573 yes

[@jackwagon573]

@@khaaan7905 friggin smartass

[@khaaan7905]

@@jackwagon573 Counsellor Nappa! What do you think?

[@jackwagon573]

@@khaaan7905 kill the baby 🤣🤣

[@fauxnoob4157]

The addition of the HFIL series adds a whole new layer to Frieza not believing Goku about the two German guys in hell.

[@Alice-me2qk]

I would love to see a flashback to where Frieza first meets the ogres and realizes that Goku was serious.

[@tweso1499]

@@Alice-me2qkwell let’s just say that “Freezer” is gonna gonna have a COOLER HFIL, after it’s COLD reception 😉

[@Asherbird25]

​@@Alice-me2qk"how the f*ck? Was he even real?"

[@jamallfigaro]

"M Y B U T T I S F L A M I N G." "I miss Zarbon." Underrated line.

[@RaphaelBelmont]

Underrated indeed. Comedy gold.

[@AzraelMight]

Ohh myyyy!!!

[@fluffie145]

@@AzraelMight dammit takei

[@zombiewolf3244]

I'm just like any other guy I pay my taxes one leg at a time.

[@boodinhero9996]

OOOOOOH!

[@Jellyman4]

"Sending your friends away to fight me alone? Gutless" "How is that Gutless?" "Because suicide is the cowards way out" Thats a god tier quote

[@cr820]

Pity Goku basically missed the humor /intimidation aspect completely.

[@Jellyman4]

@@cr820 Ikr.

[@seamusburke639]

- Can we fight now? - Son of a...YES!

[@joshhurst9770]

Frieza has so many raw quotes in this

[@Dark_H3rts]

Can we fight now?

[@carsontaylor5754]

“Brain! Status report! Aerruuugghhhh..frozen peazzz That’s not good!” 💀💀 his brain sounding like snape kills me everytime 😂

[@McDicker96]

It's supposed to be Orson Welles.

[@emmanuelduran3801]

For some reason I keep hearing rest in peace instead

[@timothybell9348]

"We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there."

[@nicholasmaddocks7545]

NGL I thought he said rest in peace

[@UmmNovumn]

Supposed to be like the brain from pinkie and the brain. Hence brain. Brain.

[@Dark_H3rts]

"Vegeta no!" "Vegeta no!" "Vegeta no!" "VEGETA YEEEESSSS!"

[@abraham5781]

Imy nlhlhhlhlhlnmoyukk mm

[@standingonbusiness1441]

@Yul Brynner Gohan’s a filthy halfling he doesn’t count

[@Kleebo]

@Yul Brynner lol

[@galaxyplayer1]

What about Tarble?

[@the_Red_Star]

@@galaxyplayer1 what _about_ tarble?

[@tsgsinister5797]

He says to ki blasts "Go my children!" *claims ki as children but not gohan."

[@nguyenthe7968]

Technically they were also produced by goku

[@makavelitrained2488]

That's just distracting

[@sairojanthikkatnarayanan7891]

Thế Nguyễn Diệp Nguyên that sounds weird

[@neo6005]

It´s probably just the way he sees children. Make them, let them go, let somebody else care about them

[@RyunosukeHachi]

He is kind of brain-damaged, and brain injuries tend to screw people up

[@aidancristea2177]

Frieza’s responses to Goku are amazing. “Are you real?” “Good Lord I traded Vegeta for this.” “Son of a... YES!” “I miss Zarbon.” “How do you function?!” “I’m going to drown you. I’m going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies.” “GAH! SON OF A MOTHER!”

[@markkoetsier6475]

**Door creaking noise**

[@kevinkaslana9060]

"YOU BIT MY F**KING TAIL!""

[@typeshiiKay]

@@kevinkaslana9060 “well I still haven’t used my shirt yet does that mean I win?”

[@kevinkaslana9060]

To reply to yours, Star: "Yes, you do win, monkey." And to add another response on Frieza's list: "That's just distracting! GAH! And that's just *annoyingly* distracting!"

[@typeshiiKay]

@@kevinkaslana9060 I’m a monkey because I’m black? Racist

[@dylanhawkins385]

"Why didn't you block that one!?!?!" "I thought you had it!!!" "NOOOOOOO!!!!" OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT BIT!!!!!!!

[@KoyasuNoBara]

"Sending your friends off to fight me all on your own? How _gutless_." "What? How is that gutless?" "Because...suicide is the coward's way out." That is actually a really good piece of banter. It's a shame it's wasted on Goku.

[@kurosakikun96]

Frieza has a ton of really good witty banter, almost everyone ignores it though

[@EmptyMan000]

That's because they're not on the battlefield to trade quips. The're on the battlefield to fight each other. Goku knows that. Frieza apparently doesn't.

[@joshuatoback6091]

Can we fight now?

[@Marcelelias11]

Psychological battle is as important as physical battle. But since Goku is too dumb for that, Freeza's just left hanging.

[@VikSun14618]

KoyasuNoBara Can we fight now?

[@iguanalover213]

Who else comes back every couple months to marathon the series?

[@superboyx2837]

I do

[@JustJulyo]

It's my bi-monthly tradition

[@nighthawk1907]

Me

[@redriotgaming9067]

actually i turn it on when ever i go to sleep its my white noise. NO JOKE!

[@mattbronzell2512]

Yo

[@shadowdragon2730]

I just love this in particular: F: "He's probably in hell." G: "Nah, i went to Hell once. Only bad thing was two oiled up german guys trying to wrestle me." F: ".... are you real?"

[@konokillaqueenda1808]

N o

[@matthewhamilton2913]

@@konokillaqueenda1808 **Goku fades out of existence**

[@SlapDamage]

I don't get it

[@konokillaqueenda1808]

@@SlapDamage frieza is saying “Is this a joke?”

[@SlapDamage]

@@konokillaqueenda1808 I thought the oily germans were supposed to represent something

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

"Come on, you deserve a proper burial." "Oh, yes, a proper burial. An unmarked grave on an empty planet in the middle of nowhere space. Honestly, I'd say it's too good for him." Well, now Vegeta's double dead.

[@nervaaugustus7089]

I'd be tempted to yell "SENZU BEAN!" for that burn Freeza delievered, but there ain't enough Senzu Beans in the Sacred Land of Korin to help Vegeta *or* his dignity at that point.

[@MrWojas92]

Abridged Frieza is far more evil then regular Frieza and it's hilarious and i love it.

[@cj.59]

Fr

[@HelloTardis]

No he’s exactly like the ORIGINAL JAPANESE. Forget the English dub, it’s between Japanese and Team four star as the best dubs.

[@Greekhalo2010]

@@HelloTardis the kai dub is great aswell

[@MKNerdMusic]

@@HelloTardis Kai's Freeza voice in English is also up there. R.I.P. to Chris Ayres. 🙏🏽

[@AlldeLucas]

I grew up with the brazilian dub (which is iconic in its own way) so I have no nostalgia with the English or Japanese Freezer’s voice acting. To me this is the most fitting Freeza’s voice ever!

[@johnnynorrisjr.39]

"It was no Donkey Kong though. That has a pie level!" Freeza: *C R E A K*

[@bamboozle_mcdoozle1231]

Literally tilted

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Abridged Goku is too endearing

[@blueclaws9894]

*Mr. Popo:* Bitch, you're lucky you're endearing. *Goku:* Hee hee

[@FracturedDMR]

I absolutely love Freezas reaction, face be like "Are you fucking serious?"

[@BlondieGaming]

Goku: Ha! You missed! Freezer: ..Or did I? Goku: Yeah, ya did. Freezer: Well, no I really d- Goku: See? Not a hole on me. Freezer: *very agitated* I wasn't trying t- Goku: You should really work on your aim. Freezer: ...You know what? I'm not going to say anything. I'm just going to let this next part be a surprise. Goku: What par-LAVA! Freezer: HA! Now what do you have to say? Goku: MY BUTT IS FLAMING!! Freezer: ...I miss Zarbon.

[@synthdragon9533]

The Kaio-ken is the best running gag in this entire series.

[@M_ZS19]

Kaio crap

[@banann_ducc]

Thought so

[@Curry4u675]

@@miniumcups ken

[@Curry4u675]

If u guys tell me it's a joke chill I already know that

[@eddiesuttle9028]

Kaio.... no.... times....no... no...no... 4!!!!!!

[@pajwubx1809]

2:20 and 2:50 I love how much Frieza regrets killing off the guy who can actually do intelligent banter

[@danielmachulka6697]

8 years later and "Good Lord I traded vegeta for this..." Still gets me every time 😂

[@Nimi450]

Personally it's that creaking noise at 7:40 something when you can hear Frieza's brain just giving up on his quips.

[@arsenal4444]

@@Nimi450 THIS. Still crosses my mind on the regular with how guttural that reaction is

[@erickamakeeaina1649]

1Kth like

[@AnatoDragonshard]

"You are the last sayan." Somewhere in the galaxy broly and paragas sneeze.

[@hmbrandon164]

What about vegeta's brother

[@AnatoDragonshard]

@@hmbrandon164 Tarble is not a real sayan.

[@hmbrandon164]

@@AnatoDragonshard he was mentioned in battle of gods so I thought that counted

[@thatguyintherain3168]

HM Brandon It does count, BOG is canon

[@chidubemmo]

@Wulf Wells its not canon

[@TheIrishTea]

9:28 is when Goku's stupidity begins to actually shatter Freeza's soul. You can hear it in his voice and see it in his eyes.

[@larrytherustyboii7442]

When you think about it. Goku is frieza's ultimate enemy if not worst nightmare because of how stupid he to not comprehend all of frieza's quips.

[@alphakennyone8]

I think ur thinking too deeply on this.

[@Carlos-ne3zf]

I'm surprised he didn't had an anneurysm at some point like Vegeta did

[@Cure_Hana]

That’s definitely what I love most about this fight. Throughout the whole arc, Freeza’s shown that he enjoys intimidating or pissing people off with his smarmy arrogance. So the fact that Goku is such a wildcard and doesn’t understand most of Freeza’s insults slowly gets under his skin until he completely loses his composure and starts attacking irrationally. He’s essentially the type of bully who will do anything to get attention, and will just keep pushing their limits if they can’t get a rise out of someone.

[@calikk26]

These guys are some seriously talented voice actors.

[@juanokug4]

I love how freezer keeps trying to be intimidating and it keeps falling flat with goku's stupidity

[@EdwardENigma-cg3kt]

“Imma deck you in the schnoz” “I’m sorry that’s a new one” “I dunno, I went to hell once. The only bad part were these two piles German guys trying to wrestle me.” “Are you real” “That was a rhetorical question.” “And I gave you a rhetorical answer” They have some of the best chemistry in the whole show. Almost as good as cell and goku’s dialogue.

[@keepitclassy3254]

7:47 God, the creaking metal of Frieza leaning forward gives me life

[@austria-hungary7680]

*D E T EEEEEEEEEEEE R M IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII N AAA T I O N*

[@thecheekyambipom5730]

I dont get it honestly

[@goldencoralll8252]

Dude couldn't comprehend the pie level

[@etherealist4015]

Bro was tilted af😂😂😂

[@GinNoKaze]

Tilted, yes.

[@CreativeChoroos]

I only JUST realized that the high scores in the arcade game are their actual power levels at this point in the show

[@SilverByakuya]

Wait, Gohan was stronger than Ginyu at this point. Really?

[@garretbuschkamp6022]

SilverByakuya i’d assume that that was during one of his “rage boosts”

[@marcosoto7973]

@@SilverByakuya yeah when Soon-to-be-God said "you're the only one I respect" that Zenkai boost pushed him over Ginyu

[@alpha_omega5192]

Actually Vegeta should be higher then since he was keeping up with Frieza in his first form it should actually be 500,000

[@nemogd7991]

O.M.G. Your right

[@aivalera]

Vegeta’s high pitched “NOO!” always sends me. Such a perfect delivery by Lanipator.

[@homelesscookies8007]

*Frieza* : ...I’m going to drown you. I’m going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies. *Goku* : What?! Why would you drown puppies? :( *Frieza* : Because they’re cute and cuddly. *Goku* : Are you coming onto me?

[@spider-manys2934]

Maybe Freezy pop os coming on into me

[@kid10249595]

OMG this made me laugh so freaking hard

[@themustachedpistachio1171]

its freezer or freeza

[@adityahegde4560]

@@themustachedpistachio1171 it's Frieza according to the cannon version

[@Grid433]

5:18

[@silverhand861]

I absolutely love the dialogue between Goku and Freeza here. Up til now Freeza has been kinda above it all and always dominated conversations because he could dominate in a fight. This is the first time Freeza is completely unable to be menacing and controlling 'cause Goku is just that absurd and confidently so XD If nothing else, it has to be refreshing for him

[@Freedomerider]

More like slowly driving him into a maddening rage that takes rational thought and does some Zarbon stuff to it.

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@Freedomerider what Zarbon stuff? Does it bend Rational Thought over and find it in the Alps?

[@Freedomerider]

@@phoebusapollo8365 Indeed

[@jamesarkalis4440]

Freiza said "are you real?"

[@QuietOne12]

The fact goku even PAYS taxes is an impressive feat in this xD.

[@Scruffi]

To be fair, Chi Chi probably handles that. Or Gohan, more likely :)

[@Strawhatted]

@@Scruffi Oh no, its goku that pays them

[@thewin9459]

One leg at a time.

[@Issengan]

Even Frieza cannot face the I.R.S.

[@falcore91]

Well he pays his taxes in legs apparently.

[@lydierayn]

"Good lord, i traded Vegeta for this" -Is the best line in the entire Dragon Ball Arbridged Series

[@Showmedacarfax]

Personally I enjoy “Are you real?” but any interaction between goku and frieza is gold

[@danielschwartz5109]

NAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL is my personal favorite

[@mandolorian162]

"I need an adult" "I AM AN ADULT!!!"

[@alakazamlover4908]

Mr. Perfect cell would like to know your location

[@alsjdod_lezgo5402]

"He has bat vision"

[@0SC2]

I love how Frieza being Goku’s antithesis is kept around here, with the classy, intelligent Frieza going up against the meatheaded hick Goku. The interplay is hilarious.

[@0SC2]

bryan diaz varela Cease.

[@denmaddinja608]

lmao this convo

[@chrisdelzell8467]

@@admiralampere5513 Epic rap battles of history. ^^^

[@doncoyote68]

It's my favorite joke in the whole series.

[@dudeman4240]

Capt. Soap McTavish because he’s a moronic racist

[@omegazero6082]

Goku: My butt is flaming! Freeza: ...I miss Zarbon... He misses the sexual innuendos Zarbon always made XD

[@Curry4u675]

Are u allowed to spell frieza like freeza

[@LowTierFallout]

@@Curry4u675 It’s actually Freeza; “Frieza” is the dumb dub change. TFS makes fun of it constantly throughout the series.

[@HeeJoo_tz]

@@Curry4u675 the name is freeza

[@Curry4u675]

@@HeeJoo_tz naaa it’s named frieza

[@matthewhamilton2913]

I personally prefer Frieza

[@BlondieGaming]

Freeza's fascination and frustration with Goku's stupidity is HILARIOUS 😂

[@yuriai8986]

Goku: "And I give you a rhetorical answer" Freezer: "Good lord I traded vegeta for this" 😂

[@GamezIdiot]

Later goku just says "or maybe I'm just being rhetorical"

[@hefrov10]

@Last Past If that requires an explanation, then you're an even bigger one than I imagined

[@hefrov10]

Last Past No, you’re just a moron.

[@parthkoul7932]

Nahuel Martinez lmao are u liking ur own comments, missing a few chromosomes buddy

[@flamethedemonwolf9223]

@@hefrov10 dude your so pathetic liking your own comment, not giving any examples, and you keep contradicting yourself. And it was 1 word. Your acting like it's a big deal 😂

[@SXR123_YT]

"I thought you had it!" "NOOOOOOO...."

[@roxascrunk]

Had me in tears lol. His "NOOOOOOO" a mix of outrage, regret and pain

[@TheSaltBoiCometh]

I have a fucking hole I'm my chest

[@metalmouthtycho1482]

SXR123 is it bad that I made "I have a f**king hole in my chest" my senior quote?

[@sabaibaikari7023]

SXR123 It’s funny how he still talking I could’ve sworn I hit a lung.

[@metalmouthtycho1482]

Darkness Knight Hood *coughs out blood* "Oh, there it is."

[@Datfishha]

Vegeta"why didnt ya block that one" Goku" i thought you had it" Vegeta"noooooooooo!!!!!" 😂

[@autumnelsner5237]

*NAWOOOOOOO (captions)

[@pinguhero4311]

volleyball in a nutshell

[@1987palerider]

The way his voice cracked 😂😂😂😂

[@theharry7303]

Lol

[@synchro-dino-terror]

it's funny how he's still talking. i swear I hit a lunge

[@vishaansingh1019]

The CC "Disclaimer read by a dying Vegeta" has me laughing within a second of opening the vid.

[@gbj0107]

Goku: Vegeta No Gohan: Vegeta No Krillin: Vegeta no Piccolo: Meh How the hell did i get 300 likes

[@kfconsoleenthusiast4992]

Wrong Krillin said "little green'll-vegeta no

[@EWOODJ]

Don’t ruin it.

[@M_ZS19]

*then vegeta does the uninstall life*

[@xqc-5734]

“THAT LYING RED MOTHERF*CKER!” Best line in the episode.

[@catshadowdragon]

I would agree with you if this weren't the episode with "Why didn't you block that one!?"

[@athegreat22]

“Yeah well I still haven’t used my shirt, does that mean I win”? 😂

[@bruhwhy5182]

What do I win?!

[@imnimbusy2885]

Bruh Why “Another Bath!”

[@-nigward_770]

ImNimbusy2 “but I’m not dirt-”

[@oscarlara3850]

- Nigward_ “Just tell me when you need to come up for air!

[@bruhwhy5182]

@@oscarlara3850 Status report!

[@TheAustronaut03]

ok but can we talk about how they turned that one scene of vegetas ghost being naked into an entire running gag

[@Yeti547]

"you punched me in the face!" Well now you know how Jeice felt

[@hariodinio]

Well jeice didnt have the juice to fight back.

[@incomingbear1334]

He interrupted the captain!

[@birdup5577]

*gets punched* PISSSSSSSS

[@GrandStarLuigi]

Well he does have a point there

[@brillopower1492]

The point was freeza promised not to use his hands.

[@Beckwourth]

Gotta love how TFS frieza regretted killing Vegeta after he found out about TFS goku Being TFS goku

[@wxsteddark7419]

TFS goku being goku in general

[@tanuki2898]

Love how there was no TFS in front of Vegeta. He's basically the same, just a little wittier.

[@bolsonaroeumbompresidentem3802]

Só pra corrigir quem fez a legenda BR Qdo o Goku disse Are you coming on to me? Isso significa "vc está dando em cima de mim?" Duvido q o legendador vá ler isso

[@billlee3851]

I love how you say "TFS freiza" and "TFS goku" but just "Vegeta"

[@jmencip]

“good lord i traded Vegeta for this”

[@awakenmytoads9632]

Imagine freezer in hell like “well he wasnt lying”

[@joshuagawidan482]

Did you watch the anime???

[@cuturtimeshort1450]

I cant remember anything from it so please explain?

[@bukabk3252]

@@cuturtimeshort1450 the 2 oiled german trying to wrestle

[@thebionicledude]

Freiza you ape

[@odpkickmama4308]

Preety sure he is in heaven

[@jules4257]

"You punched me in the face" "you bit my tail!" "you PUNCHED me in the FACE" "YOU BIT MY FUCKING TAIL." Has me LOOSINGGGG IT

[@shinyhedgehog3985]

What really killed vegeta in this moment is the realization that Kakarrot is the last remaining saiyan.

[@deathclawslayer4609]

Yes

[@drakenguyen8649]

I just realized that goku is smarter than his brain

[@jamessanders363]

HA!!!!!!!

[@rishivachaspathyastakala866]

How so?

[@sethcoleman4890]

@bryan diaz varela Uh, a brain gets smaller the more you use it? What kind of tale is that?

[@sethcoleman4890]

@bryan diaz varela Oh damn, Sorry. It was like 4 am when I read that. I misread it.

[@jeweerly2319]

Seth Coleman THE BRAIN GETS SMALLER HAHAHAHA

[@hunterzickafoose7396]

"Come now, I'm sure he's in a better place. Ha who am I kidding, he's probably in hell." "I don't know, I went to hell once. And the only problem was these two oiled up German guy trying to wrestle me." 😶" are you real?"

[@chumpion627]

@bryan diaz varela i dont get that one, please help

[@orangvii3633]

bryan diaz varela i speak german

[@khomchat1]

after killed by trunks Frieza: Was he an angel?

[@theelderscout0314]

Cell: I’d say he’s in a better place, but we know he never had a soul

[@gundome12]

@@khomchat1 greatest torture than Frieza can ever have is becoming an angel lol

[@Arthas30000]

Since this came up in my feed again: Merry Frieza Day everyone!

[@ryanjones_rheios]

I just realized Frieza's "usually both" line, while looking down, was probably directed at Vegeta.

[@tarikdesilva5143]

"wow, he sounds like he had a really hard time... Piccolo should really have a talk with him" That is hilarious hahahahahha what a dad

[@catdust0348]

Goku: says something stupid Freza: has a brain anurism trying to figure him out.

[@alexreilly6121]

Wow didn't think you were that stupid Freezer...

[@icandothisallday986]

@@alexreilly6121 AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@bait5257]

@@alexreilly6121 reeee

[@Mjhd47]

The acting in 11:11 was so good like a legit dub

[@breezytv8516]

“That was a rhetorical question.” “And I gave you a rhetorical answer.” “Good Lord I traded Vegeta for this!”

[@Sabis2365]

"Next! Strip." "Next! Strip." "Next! Strip" "...., nice!" "Recoome thanks you."

[@deadlynchunky7912]

Lmao, i wonder what he said to krillin when he died...

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@deadlynchunky7912 Probably something similar Krillin must have something Lazuli likes enough to marry him for... XD

[@aureliencraye5945]

Brian McCarty I didn't understand the joke can you explain pls

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@aureliencraye5945 You'll get it when you're older, sweety. ^^

[@obsidiankrystal3308]

@@aureliencraye5945 He told racoom to strip and when he did he noticed racoom had a big dick. Thats why he said nice.

[@jjhjr1999]

"'Bout time someone kicked you to the curb!" *Camera zooms in on his mouth* "Nice work Brain!" *Camera pans up to his head* "You're welcome." *I die*

[@dwanyethebidoofjohnson6229]

i knew he had one! :D *no i didn't i thought he was brain dead*...

[@tycol322]

What made it better was it was the voice of The Brain. As in pinky and the brain

[@FutureMan420Blazer]

i would like but you have 420 likes ;D

[@thelegendaryt-rex4763]

@@FutureMan420Blazer there is something called disliking :)

[@Vedantika_V]

When you wrote this there was no corona virus....

[@breaktheencryption]

They aren’t even allowed to play the intro music anymore, I need to download this before it gets taken down completely

[@limo4935]

Masako does a great job of the "Kamehameha" shout, just as epic as the original.

[@ghhjnbghjn8921]

Originial sounds more badass though

[@youngzoo22]

*Maseko

[@wokendreadpoolamvs4538]

+Zach New its MasakoX

[@Minumer]

Sean Schemmel >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Masako Nozawa

[@ghhjnbghjn8921]

Minumer Masako Nozawa>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sean schemmel And no one is even talking about Nozawa why do you people always have stuff your opinion down everyone's throat.

[@SCI-FIWIZARDMAN]

Frieza: Come now, I'm sure he's in a better place... Oh who am I kidding, he's probably in Hell! Goku: ...I dunno, I went to Hell once. The only real BAD parts were these two oiled-up German guys tryin' to wrestle me. Frieza: .........are you real? And for 20th time since I started watching this series, I lost my shit.

[@Frogenshtein]

"... Are you real?"

[@Swifty487]

Frogenshtein Mahogany..

[@BeingShotAt]

...where does he say that?

[@SCI-FIWIZARDMAN]

BeingShotAt Not even gonna give you a time stamp. Just watch it and listen.

[@BeingShotAt]

Rayquaoxys3846 I did, the whole thing, and never found it EDIT: nevermind

[@failed_K]

"Quick Goku, use your instincts" Can't believe TFS predicted Ultra Instinct

[@HistoryandReviews]

Ultra Gaystink

[@goudacheese7491]

*crunch*

[@Montesama314]

Goku dodges every attack thrown at him, only to take a huge bite out of Jiren's beefy arm.

[@dravendarkplays9607]

@@Montesama314 the only reason Goku won.

[@correctbros3102]

And Ultra Ego too

[@auramations]

3:48 I like how Freeza has this incredible quote because of gokus stupidity. And is STILL disappointed

[@chrislyrics4797]

"Why didn't chu block that one?" "I thought you had it." "NOOOOO!" still hilarious

[@lavaproof8137]

Vegeta needs piccolos lesson

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

DOOOOOOOOOOOODGE!

[@thelegend2781]

that was a rhetorical question and I gave you a rhetorical answer I can't lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@RTigerK]

Oh my god I traded Vegeta for this

[@thelegend2781]

+RTigerK 😂😂😂

[@johngervais230]

+RTigerK. ....Are you real?

[@VikSun14618]

+Kaz Herbert How do you function?

[@thelegend2781]

+Pokélord 😂😂😂lol

[@BanditOfBandwidth]

"If this situation were reversed, this conversation would never have happened. You'd be dead and I'd be laughing." Vegeta had his chance with Golden Frieza when Goku was shot down by that laser to the back. I guess that's the REAL proof that Vegeta wasn't evil by that point anymore.

[@M_ZS19]

Goku can take a beam head on that obliterates people but he can’t handle some little laser pistol

[@nerevarwolfeye4800]

@@M_ZS19 it’s akin to something they showed in the cell-saga, when Krillin biffed him in the head with a rock, and something Whis tries to beat into them later on: just because they’re super strong doesn’t mean they’re immortal. Once they drop their guard, anyone on the crew could be taken out.

[@M_ZS19]

@@nerevarwolfeye4800 ohh ok

[@intothefieryblaze1379]

@@nerevarwolfeye4800 THIS. THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE. SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS. Someone plz talk some spiritual sense into these haters.

[@J.Blazer]

Knowing TFS, they absolutely would have done that, had they made it that far

[@logangibbons3646]

Rest in peace, Akira Toriyama 🕊 ❤️

[@broadstrokespro]

I just now realized that the part where Frieza is adding his score is the approximate power levels of each character in this moment. Dey so cleva

[@tienshinhan6758]

Broad Strokes hey that marauder one was awesome vid keep on the good work mate

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

Yeah, I think Vegeta's was inaccurate, but everyone else checks out. Also, I love how Krillin is the only one still alive that didn't break into the top score! XD

[@AliUguz]

Which part is that?

[@ParadoxAAA]

it was at that moment I realized they were using the sound effects of the energy balls bouncing from Half-Life 2

[@WhoLetTheDogOut]

The only reason I noticed that was because of the English Canadian subtitles :P

[@-nigward_770]

“Inside you is the primal, burning fury of the Saiyan race! Like a wild, raging Oozaru, you must unleash it, Kakatot! “So, do I gotta throw my poo at him?” I’m dead😂

[@nathankoh7247]

Tch- Just use your stupid Kaio-whatever!

[@clearshade3560]

Oh thanks Vegeta

[@bearlycute6427]

F**k off, I’ll go get my clothes back

[@tacomerchant]

the idea of frieza punching a board and suddenly all wood on earth beind destroyed is a really funny idea to me

[@HistoryandReviews]

Same

[@Poketom-ob1dl]

But can he block?

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@Poketom-ob1dl no, but he’d like you to meet his friend.

[@RobustPhysics]

I mean, technically that could happen. ...he would just blow up the Earth along with all the wood.

[@phoebusapollo8365]

@@RobustPhysics but what about the *mahogany* in hell? Mahogany…….

[@Pyroman1ak]

Not having cha la head chala anymore hurts

[@lannielson1506]

What happened!?!?

[@Pyroman1ak]

@@lannielson1506 copyright sadly

[@arutka2000]

​@@Pyroman1akafter all these years, Toei decided to copy right claim it? Fucking corporate turds.

[@AdamCortez11]

"My butt is FLAMING" "I miss Zarbon" This has to be the most underrated line in this episode 😂

[@HaMashiachYeshuaisLord]

Adam Cortez I don't get it :(

[@Charisonic_558]

@@HaMashiachYeshuaisLord you're probably too young to understand then

[@dxhunter9170]

It's because Zarbon is a respectable homosexual individual. Flaming butt refers to the way homosexuals conduct love

[@srgzachattack1594]

@@HaMashiachYeshuaisLord zarbon is a closited homosexual in the abridged serries

[@jonmeza852]

@Dave8814 Chuck

[@luckyluigi9828]

There's nothing more satisfying than Freeza's gradually increasing rage as his sass goes over Goku's head.

[@richiem5112]

Good lord, he traded Vegeta for this.

[@xelestial_sky]

Literally happens in DBS Broly too

[@Dan2yefa]

*freezer

[@nolsee1176]

I love how even in this hilarious parody, Goku's 20x Kai-o-ken against Frieza is still one of the most epic moments in the entire series.

[@levimiller5007]

It's just one of those moments that remain badass throughout time.

[@mikaelolafsson7513]

I love freeza and goku's dynamic in this, freeza mocks his enemies with banter to unsettle them but goku is litteraly too stupid to get any of the banter and freeza is just dumbfounded as a result

[@sd501st5]

"Good Lord, I traded Vegeta for this!" I think this is my favourite TFS Frieza quote, with the second most favourite being: "Oh! I am sorry, I am usually far more composed. I am just a little bit *_ABSOLUTELY LIVID_*."

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Marcel Ebert me too except i prefer ha nice try jack ass next time give it your A game

[@GRIZZZLIE70]

Two of my favorite one lines are when goku uses the spirit bomb and look up and say 'oh I completely forgot about that' and when goku slices him in half and says 'daddy, I don't want to be on namki anymore

[@SteelOfLegend]

"I'm going to drown you I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies." And "That's stupid. You're stupid. Stop being stupid."

[@herofox12]

I like both but I also like frizas quote "How do u function?"

[@mihaa94sky]

"I own you! I own your planet! I own THIS planet! And you know what... FUCK THIS PLANET!" :D

[@thewingsoffried-om]

I think the fact that Goku was the last remaining Saiyan was really what killed Vegeta.

[@ashrankingred4148]

Vegita forgot Gohan was there

[@thomasjones6216]

Ashranking Red - Ah, but Gohan is only half sayian, so Goku is the last "pure blood" sayian, sorry to go all potterverse there

[@naijal2761]

Emotionally or Physically?

[@slicedbread5568]

Naijal ...yes

[@larrytaylorjr7992]

The Man Behind The Madness 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DodoRebirth]

I love Gokus brain! That voice is great! xD

[@mameshibo3262]

Your Welcome

[@mrstealyofoodxd8318]

yerr welcome.

[@Thatguymanthing]

Morgan freeman

[@regancarver7263]

I think it was supposed to be The Brain (mouse)

[@crittersandmore6918]

your welcome

[@imaginarycorgi7312]

“Geromino” out of nowhere gets me every time.😂 6:15

[@盧璘壽로인수]

Arapajo

[@imaginarycorgi7312]

@@盧璘壽로인수 what?

[@盧璘壽로인수]

@@imaginarycorgi7312 #UnculturedSwine

[@imaginarycorgi7312]

@@盧璘壽로인수 Dude, I read your comment at 5 in the morning. Isn’t it spelled “Arapaho” unless you were trying to leave your comment in Spanish.

[@AdiiLEl]

"Kaio-what?" -Frieza 2012 "Kaio-what?" -Hit 2016

[@rlyi0]

Lol, yeah

[@jtj1128]

Haha

[@nevagivup6382]

no its freezer

[@kanedomican2248]

+Salvador Lee no it's not

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

Team Four Star better pick up the phone..........cuz they F&@KING CALLED IT!