Drama Time - Gnome Licking

[@Lizard1582]

I think the gnome story is my favorite in years. The author's Mississippi background took it to a whole other level.

[@nahtanjacobson3017]

Your comment makes more sense than it has any reason.

[@liraaell]

The Long Con story guy is definitely an Eve Online player.

[@cas6382]

I know its wrong but as horrific as the gnome story was I kinda would have given just about anything to have been that guy's older brother so I could stand there laughing my ass off at his horror LOL

[@sianth2264]

Saw the Title and Decided to put my headphones on, I think I made the right choice

[@maxhewitt8894]

Thanks for the heads up 👍

[@magdabrownis265]

My sister and I found a wallet in the parking lot of a hardware store when I was about 10 and she was old enough to drive. It had $2000 in it and we found the guy and returned it. He gave us $20. Turned out the money was for a wheel chair ramp for his wife or mother I can’t remember which

[@JamesFuston]

Imagine being so tilted by a raid in Rust that you spend MONTHS of your life playing WoW with people you don't know just to get back at them. That can't be good for your health.

[@WozLee]

I was so hoping this would open with Preach painted as Diablo. lol

[@jonathanbaker9150]

Dude your hair looks awesome!! I am happy it is workin out for you

[@andromidius]

3rd story reminds me of the server I played on Rust. Very similar rules, but the 'bad guy' faction were the War Boys (yes... named for the Mad Max villains... and yes they would scream "Witness me!" and "Mediocre!" regularly). Suffice to say, they stopped adhering to the rules pretty quickly and forced every other faction to ally against them just for survival.

[@dirtbag7378]

the stories in this one are so good lol

[@Jackpkmn]

The answer to the question of if freedom is real or not is the same as if the speed of light is the same in all directions. It doesn't matter. We can't measure it or make any kind of meaningful declaration of something that would be different if it were true or false.

[@XxTaiMTxX]

As an introvert myself: When you have feelings that you can't trust someone, or someone is weird, YOU TRUST THAT FEELING. Most introverts knowingly or unknowingly analyze human behavior and that feeling of "I don't think I can trust them" is born from putting together all the pieces of human behavior and seeing all the red flags without knowing you have seen them. This feeling will never fail you, if you're an introvert. If you feel like someone is just "wrong" in some way. A little bit off. Not worthy of trust... They aren't. None of their behavior jives with what it SHOULD be if they are trustworthy. If you ignore this feeling and trust someone anyway... you're going to be disappointed in yourself when you are betrayed or find yourself in a ton of drama you didn't want. I'm not even sure why people think, "Oh, they've been my friend for X amount of months/years, they're trustworthy!". No, they aren't. The world is full of people performing "the long con". Marriages are full of that sort of thing. It is woefully commonplace. Earn trust and then get what they wanted and who cares about you? People don't ever "become trustworthy". They are either trustworthy from the start, or aren't ever trustworthy. Most of these people never change from one to the other. It is nearly impossible to do so as it is a personality trait. It requires concentrated effort on the part of the one changing... to actually change. Thus, it never really happens. If you couldn't trust someone on Day 1, you can't trust them on Day 10,000.

[@toferkrz946]

A Russian that's nice to people in WoW? I'm pressing X to doubt.

[@DecayedPony]

Love me some Drama time. The best is when I forget to watch it for a couple of months and have hours to binge.

[@neilburgess9652]

Revolting. I wouldn't lick a Gnome if it was glazed in honey!

[@MichelleMills1972]

Oh dear, MS.

[@MrSnoozo]

The internet should come with a big ass sign... DON'T TRUST ANYONE! That's the way i've done through time, hitting 35y soon and been there all the while the internet was around.

[@cashnelson2306]

ICQ man that's a goddamn throwback

[@Scrooge042]

The best Bioshock being 2 is the most outrageous thing in this video

[@RalphEvangelista]

If they really played rust they would know. "There is no TRUST in RUST"

[@Tarquinrex779]

Thats something you dont share with family, "Dinner Time"

[@Eraste418]

"im not interested at all in ff14" ohhh mike, how thing's have changed

[@liamwayne6703]

"Most good people can eat" implies that poor people aren't good people.

[@TheTobiasandersen95]

EXCUSE ME? "HER SECRET CAVE IN THE WETLANDS"???? OH NOEH! RUN TINY ONE - RUN!

[@Hamish2552]

Anyone else yell "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!" During that rust story

[@wideboi5179]

WOW, Preach you looking fresh af. glad the transplant is working out. With that said, it's mandatory you do at least one stream with a mullet and a handlebar mustache.

[@thezatren6481]

The hair is looking good Mike. Thumbs up.

[@brianreck5971]

I sentence the Long Con fellow to listen to Sade “Smooth Operator” on repeat for a few weeks.

[@wesesheskhnemtuhit]

There was also an addon that counted how many gnomes you have licked.

[@otaserus]

That last guy was baked off his pants and had a conversation with an imaginary guildie...

[@Cloudwolf785]

You know, if the two extremes are Jesus giving Bush the constitution and getting vored by a bear in WoW, I am taking Bush every time. It may be culty as hell but at least I'm not getting vored by a bear.

[@Genesisxx]

Im just starting, but holy fuck opening story someone from my state about 2 hours away as the opener. Please no...

[@leetfukk]

Author isn't the worst person in the Russian one, it's the dude that was the "girl" LOL

[@MattBaull]

Freedom costs a buck o five!

[@CaptainIcebeard]

Mike, mate, buddy, friend, who the fuck ever thinks of the Wetlands?

[@Rton1000]

Oooh nooooice new preach

[@darkosamardzic9981]

This guy is like Eren Yeager

[@jasonglyle]

went to uni in Hattiesburg

[@thenerdbeast7375]

I can tick off "vore" on my drama time bingo now

[@saiyan_princestudios9790]

True freedom is buying amc and GameStop stock and selling during the short squeeze then retiring young as a millionaire and playing wow the rest of your life

[@viktorinn1993]

Hi! This question goes for all the Spotify blokes. Does Drama Time come later on Spotify rather than KZbin? Best Regards. A person who really likes Drama Time while driving to work on Saturdays :'(

[@linkskiesgaming8848]

OMG my story made it to drama time! I hope you liked it preach and YT chat! Freedom story was mine, i know it was anti climatic but thats what happend, he just left without saying anything!

[@cas6382]

I loved how your reaction was "I think being able to fly would be really cool" since that's exactly how I would have answered because its like what else can you say lmao

[@Lynkah]

That freedom question makes me wish that guy could be unborn. Trying to argue about a social construct agreed upon by the masses, using the physical principals of matter and the world as we know it, is frustratingly moronic. I bet he's a fucking hardcore redditer that uses his karma as an argument for why he's smart, too.

[@maxwellsterlingYT]

Now thats roleplay.

[@obamanizer1463]

60million gold my ass... giants cap at 10 mil, and mats. Wouldn't add up to that unless for some reason they had hundreds of enchanted leather stacks which is ultra unlikely... I did over 200, mil in sales first 2 months of shadowlands. I'd know

[@dualitycat]

...the fuck????

[@schmerzdj5719]

What server is the gnome licker on? I wanna go creep on it

[@Veolynn13]

it’s gotta be Moonguard

[@schmerzdj5719]

That's what I was thinking, but I was like "nah, too obvious" and why would little Christian country kid be on moonguard.... This mystery has layers!!!! But then I thought.... His kinky paster prob got them all on moonguard.... Makes sence now

[@JavierGonzalez-xc9rt]

they are making a half life aylx bioshock mod

[@FrostyJ85]

Dont know where to ask but whats Fin up to? Havent heard anything for a while.

[@wideboi5179]

He quit WoW

[@FrostyJ85]

@@wideboi5179 wait whut really? Is there a video or post about it

[@wideboi5179]

@@FrostyJ85 Maybe, but idk where it would be. I just saw in Preaches chat in twitch a while ago that he quit when someone asked where he had been.

[@Freestyle80]

@@FrostyJ85 No he didnt, he's playing Shadow priest people love to speculate lol

[@furab6208]

Mate that glare on your head has a 2k rating bruv. Mate the hair is looking crisp tho

[@VulpesScabiosa]

You know, after 27:25 I think we can agree that actually Preach is the worst.

[@robertfancyman3873]

A smart person would like the video; a stupid person wouldn't.

[@saiyan_princestudios9790]

Why do all of the freaky stories involve gnomes? This is why normal adults play horde. 😅

[@mnine2056]

60 Million gold, fake story, feels bad

[@gearhead417]

Freedom on a human level is real but on a metaphysical level isnt.

[@mikkelrw]

Metaphysical freedom does not sound like something you would want. Would be boring AF.

[@Zabam]

I mean sure, california itself belongs up on a cross but this guy missisippied hard

[@Bobthejohnny]

So stocked I got my story on the show! Not sure why editors decided to add the part whith poor Angus crying though, there was nothing of sorts. Well, at least I didn't hear that from anyone. Still, yeah, pretty unsavoury of me regardless.

[@JustAPuffin]

Y'all made fun of my brother in Christ. Then you saw why y'all need Jesus.

[@bobdrooples]

Only Wow channel without Cat-Girls, I come for spank break.

[@shadowforge]

The world first race means nothing to me, maybe if Blizz cared about everyone as equity as they did the 5% mythic raiders I wouldn't get disconnected every goddamn time I jump off a small ledge on my Pally

[@jonathansoko1085]

Dead game fammo

[@Freestyle80]

not as dead as your social life