Pretending to be Your Boyfriend (with Danny Gonzalez)

[@sydneyandy1512]

therapist: ASMR boyfriend isn’t real and he can’t hurt you ASMR boyfriend:

[@Kamarie4118]

This comment made me laugh andjsjss

[@carto4028]

But he would never let anybody hurt you.

[@booty_hunter4207]

Comfort after ASMR boyfriend attack

[@nxlxv2801]

Anyone else taking a shit?

[@earthqu8]

NxLxv yah lol

[@fiery_scream]

"can I give you some kisses?" *police sirens* I can't stop laughing omfg--

[@1sk0l__]

I CANT BREATHE

[@theaceofhearts7249]

And the saddest part is that through out the whole thing i *can't* laugh, one bit, because it's 3: 39 in the morning, and I'm supposed to be asleep😅

[@kyra-laine]

Yeah.... How old are we?

[@prickleick6474]

That was , hands down, my favorite part. XD

[@ryanblaz4118]

*M O O D*

[@stephoink5885]

Danny: “Well you f*ked all the trash bros” Boyfriend: “shhh my parents”

[@kys3771]

Boyfriend:"Shh my grandma's here"

[@7ratsinasoup317]

@@kys3771 shhh my cats here

[@kys3771]

Obsessed With Bunnies shh I'm here

[@ihbupontyne]

f*ck!

[@alexanderstone9463]

That comment is even funnier when you realize that that creator is (or was idk if he still is) an avowed Republican from Alabama. Though he was also explicitly non-homophobic.

[@egoshdarn]

Their instant cringe at the “good girl” followed immediately by “alright that’s enough of this guy” was such perfect timing 10:09

[@ElitheSnowFox]

5.6k likes with no replies is crazy

[@TheMrImpossible]

@@ElitheSnowFox 2 likes and no reply, thats crazy

[@Spideysouls]

@@TheMrImpossible no likes and one reply is crazy

[@TheMrImpossible]

@@Spideysouls negative likes on no replies, mind blowing (Yes, I did dislike your comment for this, not sorry)

[@seafullofshells]

​@@TheMrImpossible one like with no replies is crazy

[@vronirom6469]

I love how usually they deliver their jokes deadpan, with a completely straight face, but when they're together they absolutely crack each other up

[@tiffany.blewsXx]

Vroni Rom ikr

[@mariaumm1043]

It’s so cute 😂

[@-haclong2366]

Because þey have þe same style if humour.

[@zigzagoon-pl7yh]

黑龍 - Hắc Long I’m sorry, did you just use the best letter ever in it’s correct use? I love you.

[@STP981]

Their friendship is so wholesome

[@vanessacowles-turner8703]

Its like watching serial killers practice having emotions

[@CubesJustCubes]

This is more true than James Charles being a snake.

[@britann9539]

Very accurate analogy

[@sempel_]

Can’t tell if you’re talking about Drew and Danny or the boyfriends

[@vanessacowles-turner8703]

@@sempel_ the boyfriends lol

[@marygearhart1077]

420th like 😎

[@kristinahendryka5601]

"Danny we're both married" my brain automatically threw Laura and Amanda to the back of my head and made me think that they're married to each other for like 3 seconds

[@dizz4386]

I have no idea who this “Laura” person is but Amanda went missing in Afghanistan

[@sofiastudios3042]

They are... what do you mean?

[@juliay4874]

But... they’re the same person..

[@bloodyscourge01]

Julie Y don’t shame selfcest.

[@ziippolighter]

Kristina Hendryka didn’t know you could get married to yourself

[@sixstringepic7052]

The line "we're your boyfriend," always sends me

[@sixstringepic7052]

@Exvinity They're all of our boyfriends lol

[@evan_escence95]

@@sixstringepic7052 polycule time

[@_leaf-3525]

​@@Whipwinder KZbin prompted me to translate your comment which just turns it into "Wee"

[@Ayakalyashafira]

𝓦𝓮𝓮..​@@_leaf-3525

[@dajunko7448]

@@Whipwinder thank you for sharing with the class

[@tsukiko2027]

"I'm treating you well this time babe" wtf did he do last time?!?

[@Beezlebub6913]

Abusive boyfriend roll play

[@georgiaf9272]

I wuz thinking the same thing lol

[@maddyrae8565]

haizac I truly burst out laughing 😂😂😂

[@beatleobsessed99]

He's learning let's celebrate his growth as a caretaker

[@sageissleeping5165]

haizac holy shit

[@GgrimrodD]

ASMR boyfriend comforts you after suffering brain trauma in a strip club

[@blu5]

Makes sense

[@lunacian3350]

I laughed

[@taren1d]

henry stikman please make this

[@reecye]

shshshshshshsh nononononononono im scared i know youre scared shshshshshshshhsshshsh

[@hi-uv5mp]

Because that's what a boyfriend does

[@VaryAnomaly]

This feels more like watching evidence tapes of serial killers.

[@bleh1569]

Yup

[@kendal3602]

For real tho😂

[@autumndawson06]

Vary Anomaly Nah....kidnappers.

[@jovon6791]

666th like

[@erducks624]

Oh I never... wha... bu... huh? 😂

[@opalmarbles]

yo the amount of chemistry danny has with himself is insane

[@Mayometal]

Self-lovee😍😍😍🥰🥰

[@waesucks]

fr!

[@Vampiri_o]

No! They're not the same person!

[@reid_spencer]

​@@Vampiri_or/wooooosh

[@IGOTTRIXUPMYSLEEVE]

​@@Vampiri_o DANNY'S EYES ARE BABY BLUE AND DREW'S EYES ARE A DIFFERENT SHADE OF BABY BLUE! So obvious, how do people not get it? 😤😤😤

[@jjordan8313]

danny: **kinda good at asmr** drew: **f-boy intensifies**

[@Matty002]

im screaming extra loud because danny got the fucboi look but here drew is about to bite his lips

[@gabrielle4160]

@@Matty002 when?

[@fIuffs.]

@@gabrielle4160its been 4 yrs r u still waiting for a response

[@liaa5288]

drew is so loud 😭😭😭😭

[@maddiemcnugget1076]

Danny: “I accept!” Drew: “danny were both married.” Danny: “oh ☹️”

[@Kyoung-Ji]

*no*

[@cleangamer220]

to each other?

[@casper2166]

@@cleangamer220 yeah, didnt you hear about amanda going rouge in the military?

[@tamakama5844]

@@casper2166 🤣🤣🤣🤣Call back I love it

[@lesbianspacecadet]

Oh, it’s actually Drew: “I accept!” Danny: “danny we’re both married.” Drew: “oh ☹️”

[@pulpfiction688]

I felt so uncomfortable watching this. I felt like Instead of boyfriend asmr, It’s more like kidnapped by serial killer asmr.

[@thethmooteresa]

Steven asmr is really good, high quality. I highly recommend his kidnap videos, at night, full audio. No cringe

[@studygirl1381]

I like asmr but this for some reason I couldn't stand this

[@nernice_begrin]

Pulp Fiction I agree this type of ASMR is really weird. I don’t like how close they are to the camera

[@dramuah4891]

@@thethmooteresa kidnap.....videos?????? 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶bye

[@thethmooteresa]

@@dramuah4891 🥳🤣🤣 It depends on ur taste, but he also has a daddy asmr and cuddle stuff so if you dont like the dark stuff ^^ he also got fluff

[@MyYoutubeChannelBabyyyy]

I’m actually dying over the sirens and wolf howls during the video 😭😭 why didn’t he just do a new take? I can’t breathe

[@nightkelm9552]

The sirens and howls made the video much more bearable tbh

[@nobody5333]

The video would have been so much funnier if there was a police standoff with a werewolf just going on outside.

[@Snail.Slurpee]

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 🐺 🐺 🚓 🚔

[@rathole36]

RIGHT 😭

[@iluvmyself13]

he looked so mad

[@imogen3288]

Guy: "good girl" Danny and drew: "rigHT ENOUGH OF THIS GUY"

[@Alkarston]

Whatthefuckisapiedpiper ? Honestly my reaction too

[@suzyngo]

timotheé chalamet?

[@abouttoys2698]

xuanthuy ngo that’s what I thought lmap

[@abouttoys2698]

I meant lmao

[@843bea]

When Danny isn’t talking he looks like he’s about to cry

[@r4ndom7000]

resting cry face

[@officert5147]

@@r4ndom7000 😂

[@miyookii123]

@@r4ndom7000 this sounds like a kermit thing

[@iseeyouineverystar]

so just,, kermit

[@caty6911]

hes constantly about to cry

[@AshokKumar-rz8ug]

Wait did this guy just say " I'm treating you well this time" WTF did he do last time did he try to kill us!?!?

[@wizzem7890]

Serial killer boyfriend.

[@safayamohamed7074]

the bar is so LOW here

[@F0undationsofDecay]

Running away from killer boyfriend ASMR

[@linyetaicetea8405]

Slap us, screaming?

[@chewbaccamcclain7662]

He's dating all of us at once lmao

[@bloopdogbee3156]

“We’re your boyfriends” “Yeah” “We’re jealous of the toilet” “Yeah he’s got a front row seat” I have ascended from laughter

[@TY-up1xp]

The gum-smacking alone was most horrifically off-putting.

[@TY-up1xp]

@Connor White XD

[@dirtybrandon4769]

I was the 1000th liked.

[@R4mshackle06]

T Rodrigo oh my god yeahhhhhhhh

[@livviemon]

it was so gross i almost gagged lmao

[@lexsombersunrise]

Gum and lip smacking is a big pet peeve. Ugh

[@minererva]

Danny's asmr looks realistic, Drew's looks like he just kidnapped me and claims to be my boyfriend after i had amnesia

[@duckdad557]

omg like that movie that sucked

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

duck dad .... I-

[@neegas3490]

@@duckdad557 😂

[@erducks624]

Oh god 😂😂😂 yes

[@_mths_9405]

Basically the plot of every male yandere ASMR video

[@meghancefaratti]

Why do they all sound like serial killers who've kidnapped these girls...

[@abbyhudson4026]

Seriously, though. I feel violated and we are only getting 1/4 of the experience here.

[@nman551]

Who knows.

[@MeeYeeWeeWee]

Kidnapping Simulator 2019

[@majik5194]

Bc they're whispering. You know, bc it's an ASMR video? How long is your attention span did you already forget???

[@meghancefaratti]

@@majik5194 yeah... I got that. Clearly, everyone else also got that and could also appreciate that this was an observational joke...

[@Engardian]

Oh my god I’ve seen this video so many times and only just now connected the dots to “Do you know how far away from you I am right now?” & “And you know it was ridiculous of you to call me.”

[@Thatlittlerat945]

What does it mean?

[@Engardian]

Maybe this is really obvious to other people but while Danny us saying these things, we assume he’s in Chicago. But when we learn he was under Drew’s desk the whole time, the things he said don’t actually become untrue: they just take in a different context. I guess I always viewed the joke linearly, so I just didn’t reflect in what Danny actually said.

[@Thatlittlerat945]

@@Engardian ohhhh thank you

[@marsh.al.mel0w162]

@@Engardian Oh my god, I finally understand-

[@ZaZa-nm6sw]

ME TOOOO!! Lmao

[@nonamehere3122]

The guy who kept saying "shhh" and telling me to puke in a bucket made me feel like I had been kidnapped or something

[@Jewles12max1roxy8]

That guy was legit frightening.

[@annieliina]

it was the drugs he had given you that were making you puke

[@claranadine1086]

@@annieliina oh _no_

[@hobiwankenobi.666]

when he kept making shushing noises it reminded me of people trying to calm down animals pov: you're a horse

[@dewayne8340]

He looked like off-brand Scotty Sire

[@natashansh]

"so how was your dad?" He's dead. "That's good." Dang.

[@alana3880]

I think he said day, not dad but oop

[@Meeskait1992]

lmaoooooooooo

[@moleculegirl]

"so hows your dad" still out for milk "that's good" :-(

[@shaikhaali7447]

@@moleculegirl *your

[@cherrybomber3328]

Time stamp?

[@coolbeans5911]

"We're both married *looks at ring* *surprised pikachu face*

[@goldengifts3830]

Jessica Cheal You time has come

[@annamanthei7731]

cool beans *wheeze*

[@ifartedandmybootyisonfire569]

I laughed so much at that

[@stellasarsoni]

Time stamp plss

[@coolbeans5911]

@@stellasarsoni 2:07

[@ViridianWoF]

As someone who has watched _too many_ crime shows, that second guy feels like a psychopath serial killer who’s taken you hostage and thinks you’re in love with him

[@Yani-Mari]

You read my mind

[@nininyoko13]

which says more about that guy than I ever wanted to know

[@beatle1405]

Him : " how was ur day " Danny : * intensely bites his lip *

[@thefam1826]

this had me dead lmaoooo

[@maebholeary2734]

Danny needs to stop biting people lips

[@cocacoladaph7857]

Time stamp?

[@thefam1826]

@@cocacoladaph7857 around 1:47

[@andioop1441]

That moment when you try to ask Danny how his day’s going and he bites your lip off 🤪

[@tinkersz]

“your parents are getting divorced... you were attacked by a bear...”

[@buggybin]

tinky sz Too real man 😔😖

[@13matjim]

those likes

[@stormcloud2136]

Shhhhh no no no no

[@kennedybarker6030]

tinky sz i hate when that happens

[@chiknnoodlesoup]

You had a f*cking asthma attack

[@willowThe_Tree]

Drew's hair: 🔼🔼🔼 Danny's hair: 🌊

[@MinisDunyasi5]

If their hair is the only thing that makes them “different” people than Danny could be just restyling his hair and photoshopping himself to make Drew. They’re the same person!

[@willowThe_Tree]

@@MinisDunyasi5 tru 🤔 care to explain, Drew Gooden, and Drew Gooden?!

[@MinisDunyasi5]

@@willowThe_Tree They can’t fool us! They’re the same person!

[@willowThe_Tree]

@@MinisDunyasi5 yes 🔫😤👊

[@hannahtfdthbkktffrd]

Drew’s hair: /|\/|\

[@bagandbroad]

It’s so technically harmless yet so deeply threatening at the same time.

[@mariel7475]

update on their wives: laura's stuck in a well and amanda went missing in afghanistan

[@ssstella.a]

LMAO THIS IS AN UNDERRATED COMMENT-

[@arleneer9677]

I'm livid

[@meghan6777]

no guys drew is with jake pail now

[@Isabelle15]

Thank you!! I’ve been wondering and I couldn’t find any information anywhere! You my friend, are a life saver.

[@OneDetAtThisTime]

Update! Laura’s still in the well...BUT Amanda is back from Afghanistan and is now stuck in a hole

[@chloenicole6434]

“Good girl” “So that’s enough of this guy” Good call 😂

[@POTPachyOTP]

*-*

[@tavicotavio]

May i have the honors *clears throat* _Yikes_

[@o_o1317]

10:08

[@milaningham6354]

Lawyer Morty c a

[@o_o1317]

In Love With A Were tmi

[@sashawingard93]

Laura and Amanda: I think they're cheating on us. Danny and Drew: *sHh ShH sHhHhHhH i KnOw i kNoW*

[@lucysullivan7687]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ithoughtyouwereamerican1489]

What do you mean Amanda went missing in Afganistan

[@outlet_8769]

WHY DO I GET HAMILTON VIBES. oh and I agree, Amanda is in Afghanistan

[@sashawingard93]

Scarlett Latham oh yeah i forgot. she died in afganistan THEN went missing 😂😂😂

[@bluexbeanlyn]

Night Light i wAs AimIN foR thE SkY

[@Babschi]

In a very depressed state binge watching drew videos is probably the best thing I can do. It helps a little against the loneliness

[@onionzoup.]

hey, hope you’re doing better now. sending good vibes

[@normalperson659]

Hope you're in a better place now.

[@agoddamneddisappointment6829]

hey hope youre going well now!

[@bitchfucker6669]

hope ur ok now ‼️💘

[@ky-dw8wi]

me too :( hope you’re feeling better buddy

[@spooonkz]

Drew: _Have you heard of boyfriend roleplay?_ Danny: *_sweats nervously_*

[@chaoticgood936]

-uı̣ɐldxǝ uɐɔ ı̣

[@krislkitterman]

(๑˃̵　ᴗ　˂̵)و

[@nguyenhongan]

Local Idiot the l is off

[@chaoticgood936]

Nuclear Lazer I can only do it in lowercase letters my guy

[@nguyenhongan]

Aaak

[@alihttp404]

"So how was your off day?" "Well, I attended my mother's funeral." "Dang. You lucky!" "..."

[@iplaygames1497]

@@cranjismcbasketball615 and a bear

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

I'm sorry

[@brezzlendean77]

​@@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594 interesting name

[@bicuriousdirtbikeboi2594]

@@brezzlendean77 *Revs bisexual engine*

[@sarahdeg1334]

if this is how boyfriends are then I don’t want one.

[@inshane.in.the.membrane]

Get a gf

[@wookjjii]

@@inshane.in.the.membrane Oof

[@gigibakir9728]

They’re definitely not

[@tahaniyousif3343]

jUsT sToP is she’s female, and liked female she might be bi or lesbian not gay.

[@oliviajade5072]

sock degargeyter ikr I was thinking the same

[@goldenrum7021]

i love that the sirens were definitely not a scripted part of that man's video but instead of turning the camera off or something he just rolls with it

[@pumpkyn904]

Danny: *Genuinely decent at ASMR* Drew: *sounds like he’s trying to coerce me into a drug deal in an alley*

[@jellymaee]

😂😂😂😤😂😤😤😂

[@jizzzzzzzzozoooooppp]

LMFAO

[@camocrocs1490]

e x a c t ly

[@ShinySahil]

HAHAHA I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT AND SAW THIS

[@_Https.maddie]

Indeed

[@enatduvl3084]

I have never been so uncomfortable. The chewing gum sounds really just another layer of nasty

[@maxwellkelly4667]

Grace Duvall its asmr, you wouldn’t understand

[@Maxistential]

Maxwell Kelly nobody would understand

[@Kerrviii]

Grace Duvall the sirens and wolf cry tho

[@lilkeyla5769]

@@maxwellkelly4667 I live asmr eating but this is making me uncomfortable :(

[@Yeahimamusicalfan]

Poly Like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH7XXqiipc5qrsU

[@emilycarpenter352]

asmr guy: good girl drew: danny: drew: alright that’s enough of this guy

[@ShizNGigglez]

That part had me crying, they both got so uncomfortable so fast

[@mollycook6031]

i hope everyone got uncomfortable with that- i HATED that

[@emilycarpenter352]

Wow didn’t expect so many people to like this lmao hi little greg stinkers

[@urpapi5004]

i was screaming and laughing then when he said that i was like 😶

[@perlebabin7115]

That part made me cringe 😖

[@brittanybalentyne]

Tiktoker: "Good girl." "Alright well tuats enough of this guy." I was so happy it ended immediately.

[@shanayeee]

tuats..? tuah..? hawk tuah…

[@beccaw8401]

“Did you have a bad dream?...... WAS IT ABOUT JESSE”

[@ashley9534]

Becca W LMAOO

[@JacobMaddenOffical]

Lol

[@the.eccentric.e1884]

PLOT TWIST THE SECOND DIDE IS JESSE

[@kys3771]

Therapist: Did you have a bad dream? Me: yea it was about boyfriend roleplay Therapist:*writes insane on the paper* ok you're free to go and btw the insane asylum is right down the road Me:Wait what?

[@acompletedisaster9334]

Becca W I don’t know why but I was thinking that was jesse Lacey from brand new

[@tyleredwards1689]

ASMR boyfriend heals you after gunshot wound from dolphin apocalypse

[@avemflamma]

so long and thanks for all the fish

[@TheRealKimJong-Il]

Dolphin apocalypse?? Is that why it was dead in that video with Elon? :(

[@koalo6955]

@@avemflamma so sad it had to come to this

[@lark3186]

well i mean there is that angelica asmr video involving dolphin whisperers, and you’re the dolphin...

[@tyleredwards1689]

Timothy Kemer *laughs* you fool, I was the one who started the dolphin apocalypse!

[@c1nnamon_girl]

sometimes I watch boyfriend role-plays when I want a boyfriend to remind me why I don't want one

[@sarahcahill954]

that’s honestly an amazing solution

[@lvbboi9]

Trust me No lad is this weird

[@Me-do5tm]

Omg that's awesome

[@sydahnee157]

Lmao I watch ones like these but they are anime characters, an example is the character in my pfp, hawks from mha hehe :>

[@anyaa_a73]

@@sydahnee157 oh my yes, I have a Hawk sweater from my boyfriend

[@Shark_.L0VER]

Imagine walking in your sons bedroom and seeing him whisper to a camera sayin “it’s okay, it’s okay shhhh”

[@bianca8583]

two bros watching boyfriend asmr roleplays together 2 ft apart but theyre not gay cuz theyre marrieddd **jazz hands**

[@b1ueixia00]

bianca balajadia that was terrible and I love it

[@klhhqu]

When i read this i actually did jazz hands LMAO

[@benn0918]

*shatters their rings*

[@nik-sd2py]

the jazz hands..

[@holundersirup1189]

Cuz they're married to each other...

[@rulerworld1289]

I feel like kurtis's mom is friends with danny and drew's mom and she told their moms to include kurtis in their game

[@quaafirana]

Why is that so true 😂😂

[@nooble14_]

I mean I do see that could be a possibility

[@emmmaa1163]

this is my favorite comment probably ever

[@taratih]

PLEASE THESE COMMENTS ARE SO MEAN HAHHAH

[@beckybeckyB]

OH MY GOSH YEAHHH

[@Skunnt]

“Danny we are both married.” “.....oh.”

[@doga6963]

How old are they?

[@reese5437]

@@doga6963 not sure about Drew but Danny's 25 or 26

[@RobiN-nt7hc]

@@doga6963 Danny is 25 turning 26 Drew 26 turning 27

[@kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323]

If he had only said "We're married" it would've been a completely different narrative lmao

[@erinmcgee1160]

Every time Danny talked about his wife I thought he was just joking tbh

[@oliviayeaney9635]

i literally come back to this video every couple of months and i laugh harder every time this is my favorite video ever.

[@calowenby1654]

Great choice!

[@monsoonsheep]

Same lmao

[@GippyHappy]

What I learned from this video is Drew doesn’t know how to whisper

[@peculiarcandlestick]

I noticed that too 🤣

[@fancyoil216]

A lot of the ASMR guys they showed us did that. Is it just normal to not be able to whisper or something?

[@薇vern]

He got better at it tho lol

[@unsuborsatanwillhauntyou6048]

Drew has a weird whisper, like he's loud and quiet at the same time

[@miss-laea]

Some ASMRtists do « soft spoken » videos instead of whispering 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@charliewolf4411]

Nothing hits better than that “wannamakeavideo¿”

[@blissy7660]

Don’t forget “okay”

[@lukeraymond1679]

y e s

[@cupiddalover456]

Right¿

[@kimharper-kennedy4753]

“WANNAMAKEAVIDEO”

[@charliewolf4411]

Kim Harper-Kennedy Okay

[@flofrompr0gressive762]

The thought of Danny and Drew whispering and caressing their cameras in their bathrooms while their wives are at work is honestly hilarious

[@izzytepe]

no because i think about this ALL the time. like, laura and amanda work 9-5 jobs and they're just... doing... this

[@guywithaface887]

Well, it does get lonely when your wife ain't home

[@katla_phc]

I can only imagine their wives' responses when their coworkers ask what their husbands do for work.

[@chunky8684]

technically drew and danny are working too

[@mlmschf]

@@chunky8684 yeah but the thought of earning money from caressing and whispering to your camera is hilarious

[@mayorofsimpleton5674]

There’s a separate vibe off these two compared to others where it feels like a collab. Here it feels like two teenagers hanging out at each others houses

[@squidsbizarreadventure]

Danny and Drew: We are *not* the same person. Also Danny and Drew: *consistently make the exact same jokes at the exact same time*

[@sarah_sabin]

Salsabila Amari shh no no no no no

[@hellstrays7134]

Salsabila Amari we don’t talk about that

[@stankyjo]

*69* 0 likes wow

[@alexsacc8910]

Shhh....My parents! (Lol Sorry stolen joke sort of)

[@diadelics]

@@stankyjo nice

[@ZhaneelPoet]

This is genuinely the most uncomfortable I've ever been while laughing

[@annette7285]

Alysha Rediker SAME

[@trishalane83]

Yep!! Asmr makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable, but its Danny and Drew......

[@aminarouine5664]

Alysha Rediker-I had nightmares about this lol

[@lydialord1810]

ngl, same

[@jexikavindictive]

Oh God this was horrifying.

[@geckoszn]

“I can give you some kisses.” [Police Sirens] hmMmMmMmMmMmmmM

[@Emily.Russell]

2 things 1. I love this 2. Amazing username

[@pvpcake]

The howls is what got me

[@bubblebath2415]

Icyhottttt lmaooo todorokiiiii

[@millieislostt]

Two things This is Great I got you to 1000 likes lmao

[@geckoszn]

MilkTea Bean thank you Mr. Bean

[@cowboylikeabby]

these one sided asmrs remind me of when i was younger and would play pretend with other kids and they’d say something like “okay now pretend i punch you and no dodge and you die and i’m the strongest person ever” and you kinda just stand there not knowing what to say

[@thecomment9092]

They never stop flexing with the fact they are both married. Calm down fellas!

[@m5d1e]

The Comment to each other

[@d__x2555]

They have to keep reminding people that they're old enough to get married

[@heymeemow]

d ans i definitely forgot 😂

[@mcsaism]

I hope they never stop flexing their marriages on us

[@brimac8237]

Kurtis also flexes his beautiful girlfriend all the time on his channel

[@koshetchka]

"aww-" "danny, we're both married." "oh."

[@mv9370]

c

[@freakofficial6847]

d

[@kyreejohnson9850]

E

[@dagnabbit6467]

F

[@evachalamet5845]

G

[@ShinigamiComplex]

"I'm treating you really well this time" W-what happened last time?

[@meaninglessblob7036]

He was hanging with the trash bois

[@SAMISHUKRI]

there was no coke

[@gabesworld7628]

I thought the same thing!! Lol I'm surprised they didn't mention it

[@yuyu8478]

Heheheheheh im like number 420

[@SAMISHUKRI]

@@yuyu8478 bro thats so funi

[@kristheva]

I once saw a series of ASMR videos in the same universe that followed the story of a girl in a zombie apocalypse. I was so immersed in the plot that it actually kept me up instead of putting me to sleep-

[@sapphirethesapphic]

do you remember who made the videos? now i want to watch them lol

[@404usernotfound_]

​@sapphirethesapphic I'm not 100%, but it might be gibi asmr? It seems like she has a few abt a zombie apocalypse, if you're still looking

[@kristheva]

@@404usernotfound_ oh, i know of gibi asmr. Shes done similar stuff but thats not the one i was talkin about, thank you though ^^

[@kristheva]

@@sapphirethesapphic i genuinely dont remember.. if i find it ill lyk

[@sapphirethesapphic]

@@kristheva thank you for responding regardless 🫶

[@mack7235]

I'm a straight guy but I really needed Drew and Danny pretending to be my boyfriend

[@jasminenalani9662]

no shame in admitting it

[@krislkitterman]

✖‿✖

[@krislkitterman]

ʕ￫ᴥ￩　ʔ

[@dionysusfilms165]

We all do

[@milkyyyyway]

No homo

[@christianchavez6949]

You know what really helps me fall asleep? 16 year old's whispering in my ear while chewing at the loudest possible decibel

[@whosnatchedmyweave6213]

Agreed 😂

[@hennegivensunday]

Works every time

[@_emmbur_1453]

This is the height of luxury

[@hennegivensunday]

who snatched my weave I snatched your weave and I’m holding it for ransom for $1,000 You have 1 day

[@artnerd3727]

I read decibel as edible

[@masonboerger7935]

Their chemistry and ability to bounce jokes off each other

[@kayfer3638]

1st reply and 1k likes tf lol

[@emmajoy1489]

Ik😂😍

[@connormilliken2014]

1k likes and I’m the third reply

[@masonboerger7935]

Lmao tf happened

[@sunnysweet4183]

They need to have a double date with Cody Ko and Noel Miller!

[@catladydimitrescu]

9:11 this may be the single most uncomfortable video I've seen on this godforsaken website.

[@ZO0EYLOVESCATS]

I’m dying the time stamp

[@SkeletonCavalry]

me: "I want to break up with you." all ASMR boyfriend videos: "no, no, no, no, shhh, shhh..."

[@ωΗατωΑτΗατ]

Me: I caught you cheating with Caitlin ASMR boyfriends: it's okay shh shh no no

[@DeactivatedAccount911]

I scrolled through the comments again and tried to like this again. good comment my brain wanted to like it twice.

[@SkeletonCavalry]

owo poopie

[@SkeletonCavalry]

this is my most liked comment

[@randomhuman1198]

nice pfp

[@hieronymuth]

him: “so how was your off day?” me: i cheated on you with jesse him: ”you lucky”

[@hedwig5360]

I like how you have 1000 likes but no replies

[@hedwig5360]

@@viastis4107 oof my bad

[@yannalindcy3251]

Lol

[@ana7icia]

DHWOUVWH JESSE IS MY CRUSH'S NAME- AND HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY IN THE VID?????

[@feendieu8772]

OMG I CHOKED SKWKWEKEO

[@clefunky]

Danny screaming “you’re SICK!!! with the FLU!!” Makes me chuckle every time

[@grunt3528]

Grazz.

[@haydenfr12950]

@@grunt3528 what

[@grunt3528]

@@haydenfr12950 I said what I said

[@cagedcorvid]

@@grunt3528 you right

[@grunt3528]

@@cagedcorvid ik I am

[@bellamymonroe]

they riff off each other so well it is actually amazing

[@bailymarshall5568]

Boy: “Can I give you some kisses?” Me: “ I’m fourteen.” * sirens *

[@anjalinair2474]

Boy: “Sorry the sirens are going off. They’ll pass.” Me: o_o *wolf howls*

[@emmy-ci5cl]

This needs more credit 😂😂

[@gingergamergirl98]

Pieper Marshall official Lol it’s probably the FBI coming to bust down his door :P

[@asimody250]

Ladies and gentlemen....... we got him.

[@kammie04]

Pieper Marshall official HAHAHAH

[@Clipz243]

I started dying laughing when the sirens went off when he asked for kisses I was like there’s child protective services

[@ladyblossomh8905]

LMAO I THOUGHT THAT SAID PROACTIVE AND NOT PROTECTIVE

[@artsysundae]

ME TOO LMAO

[@meghansmith3485]

@@ladyblossomh8905 either way neither one helps

[@jjokal]

IM SOBBING, I SAW A COMMENT ABOUT HOW THE VIEWER WAS 10 YEAR OLD GIRL AND THE SIRENS WERE THE POLICE LOOKING FOR HIM

[@Sophistica_hyacinth]

i was thinking more like "FBI, OPEN UP"

[@dl4172]

Nothing has ever made me feel more like a horse than Drew and Dany repeatedly petting me and telling me to "shh"

[@BridgetStuart]

lol

[@ipsitaagarwal7485]

Omg so true😂

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I'm replaying Red Dead Redemption 2 and have the same feeling as I keep having female horses so every time Arthur calms or praises the horse it feels like it's lovingly directed at me lol.

[@Sechwicky]

@@ThexDynastxQueen you kinky as fuck and I respect that

[@TheTruCloud]

Have an apple

[@plushin3486]

fun fact: the taking care of you while your sick ASMR by dennis actually also works as yandere serial killer as well! Thats why hes hand feeding you, your stuck to a chair in the basement because he was so jealous lol

[@CoolNoQuestionMark]

W-what?

[@plushin3486]

@@CoolNoQuestionMark just a little fun fact!🥰

[@bloodfueled]

why is danny like legitimately good at asmr meanwhile drew sounds like hes about to murder us

[@stainjamin]

The thing is- I'm fine with drew murdering me 😂

[@Michaela-yh9sm]

Awkwardly_ Army um

[@bloodfueled]

hm not to kinkshame but What the Fuck

[@ghostfoxgoddess2918]

true true

[@maddyherr3494]

*murdering you - boyfriend asmr*

[@Jesse-ew6rn]

"Wait Jesse was there?" Me: *sweats nervously*

[@alexandrabakly2850]

Lmao love this

[@vannahkaye1092]

Lmao

[@laurenlovegood9513]

999 likes xD

[@applepai336]

the fact that i used to watch jesse i-

[@justtosubscribe229]

Me, whos bf is named Jesse 😳

[@lalilulelolol4780]

Why are these guys' idea of taking care of their girlfriend (their ADULT ASS girlfriends, presumably) treating them and talking to them like they're a little tiny baby or dog? All shushing and weird semi-baby talk is genuinely creeping me tf out. If my girlfriend talked to me like that when I was sick, I'm calling the cops, for sure.

[@skuntanksnuggler3919]

Their demographic is usually younger girls who have a romanticized outlook on a boyfriend taking care of them

[@petray11]

I really wanna like this, but dang, 69 likes.

[@polinadenisova8665]

yeah sounded like they're addressing girls that need dads, not daddies

[@bleepous_bloopous3293]

i mean the flu one makes semi-sense only because some girls (not all but some) get pouty or really apologetic when that happens because they don't want to be a bother but that's the only scenario i ca think of that makes sense

[@hajidle]

I'd just run away tbh

[@layken3924]

I'm sorry but the sirens and howling goong off during that one guy's video is the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen i constantly think about it and it brings me to tears

[@lukaluukaa]

do you think the police brought the werewolf to justice

[@Lucy-id3df]

This activated my fight or flight response

[@Smurphy100]

Which one did you choose?

[@kajsa_42]

Sarah Murphy fight

[@connersuxx]

Sarah Murphy I chose freeze

[@Capooblackriver]

LucyIsLit LMAO 🤣

[@drstrangelove307]

Sarah Murphy I chose AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[@elliu8495]

*boyfriend kisses the camera* Danny: I felt that in real life 🥴 Drew: LuCkY Lmaooo

[@queenelizabeth8208]

lmao

[@mochimango7248]

I was laughing so hard

[@kara7160]

I legit laughed for 4 minutes straight

[@kinagacha_playz2506]

🥴lol

[@Uhmiliuh]

Time stamp?

[@vwilliams3295]

Danny: hi Greg Drew: hi guy Kurtis: F O L K S

[@des1912]

Victøria yee yee.

[@josch5305]

*hand clap intensifies*

[@simplyxchloe587]

they look like twins

[@rileymcneill5107]

👏

[@mavenlives4279]

Kazoo Kid SUBSCRIBE FOR AN EXTRA GREETING

[@Mushroom_soup0407]

I'm actually SICK with the FLU. I'm not throwing up tho

[@Keiko-ok6lq]

I HOPE you’re OKAY now

[@Mushroom_soup0407]

@@Keiko-ok6lq I AM thank YOU

[@artromba]

I'm also currently SICK with the FLU. terrified for this man to find me w his bucket

[@emimew]

@@artrombaI hope you will recover FAST from the FLU

[@artromba]

@@emimew THANK you so MUCH

[@user-em4fz4pt1t]

The only time Drew whispers is when he’s with Danny because he can hear what an actual whisper sounds like and the alien in his brain can copy it and make the whisper sound come out of his mouth

[@ldavenport3473]

this comment literally made me laugh so hard i cried

[@katies3625]

Omg 😂

[@anvitanandula7107]

my brain hurts trying to read this comment

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

Hahaha I just realized how loud he naturally is 😂. I'm trying to think of the last time I heard Drew whisper and I can't remember. He has a natural gift.

[@DreemyDreemz]

So THATS why everyone thinks Danny and Drew are the same. Drew's an alien who copies Danny because he's attempting to learn how humans act, and he created KZbin to further his knowledge

[@karreeenn5851]

Imagine a dude who makes those videos does “pov: I took you on a date to Olive Garden” and they’re literally out in public recording themselves eating, ordering, feeding you. ALL IN PUBLIC LMAO

[@Avavab]

this comment is so funny I feel it deserves more than a like, so here's a reply

[@karreeenn5851]

@@Avavab LMAOO OMG thank you 😎😎

[@trancedoutkid]

I... kinda wanna see that actually. For the sheer second hand cringe alone 😬 lol

[@mishainoctober6031]

It's called Night Changes

[@mars-fn5bz]

@@mishainoctober6031 LMAOO THIS DESERVES MORE LIKES

[@clintonb8384]

nobody: absolutely no one: Drew and Danny: w a n n a m a k e a v i d e o

[@patrickstar5489]

All in an effort to still try an convince us that they're two different people cause who the heck could call and then talk to themselves on the phone? You wouldn't hear yourself on the phone coming from the other end. But I'm too wise and keen to this Danny-Drew guy's editing tricks and I'm not buying it for one second! Oh and the whole tour "they" did to prove to people that they're not the same person... If they can make a hologram of 2pac I'm sure Danny-Drew can make one too. #TheRealTeaSiiissss #ConspiracyTheoryBusted

[@raylikesbees2011]

What abøut Tyler?

[@lucymcrae5966]

Drew and Danny: w a n n a g o o n t o u r

[@amiiranaz]

Me: F o o d

[@CatAttacck]

you mean danny and danny

[@frogieboi13]

the way danny says “treat and a half” reminds me of my grandmother and it brings me so much joy ☺️

[@haileybalzan794]

drew: “it’s like your actually his girlfriend” danny: “aw i accept” drew: “danny we’re both married” danny: *looks at his wedding ring* “o damn”

[@kylebrofloski6315]

Hailey Bee you’re*

[@exh-hm2sm]

Karen Reta wh- he’s not?

[@bloccspace5779]

@@karenaiime He's +20

[@BeautybyJenna1]

They look way too young to be married 😂

[@michaelward1154]

@@exh-hm2sm hes 24

[@kaylad4809]

“You do realize jesse’s your ex right?” “I didn’t! Honestly I did not” 😂😂😂😂

[@5sauce62]

"If I had KNOWN"

[@Rose_Withers]

MCCREE

[@Heytheredelisandwich]

Kayla D DUDE THAT PART HAS ME DYING AND ITS 3 am

[@mikeydunigan2070]

Wow Kayla that’s not even funny

[@BMoney8600]

Don't you wish that you were Jesse's Girl?

[@ShinySahil]

Danny : *trying to actually do an asmr while being a bit funny* Drew : "BaRbeCuE SAuCe!"

[@Caramelynx23]

Sweet Baby Ray’s tho! 🤣

[@lj.853]

Everyone know spicy Gates is the best! Also mixed bbq sauce with mayo it's really good.

[@ShinySahil]

@@lj.853 true

[@hannah6yearsago683]

why is danny...good at asmr-

[@ShinySahil]

@@hannah6yearsago683 I DONT KNOW

[@weepyllama]

Danny and Drew are so helpful omg one brought me a tiny amount of water and the other brought me barbecue sauce in a cup 😍❤❤

[@katrinaleahu9369]

Honestly so thoughtfull of them😔. Its like they know exactly what I need at the right moment❤

[@totallynotastarkidfan]

But I thought Danny brought both the water and the barbecue sauce

[@CarolineCalvano]

literally they’re bae goals

[@Thedramalovesme89]

@@CarolineCalvanobagels 😨😨😨

[@gracefacedown]

I like how Drew seems like he physically can’t whisper

[@schnuffelschnuffel141]

he cannot

[@yashironene7904]

He actually can't, it's a medical condition called "Icantshutupitis"

[@caitlinfotsch2970]

I was JUST about to comment this😂😂

[@combine161]

@Ashley Barboza I agree

[@i.pezzotti853]

@Ashley Barboza Are you having a stroke?

[@suri5107]

Drew's inability to whisper is killing me 😂😂

[@imzipperoni]

Fr 💀

[@brexvz]

LMAO-💀

[@anneblxth6237]

Q111¹

[@lj.853]

🤣I didn't even notice until now

[@christalcavanaugh]

The weird thing is, he’s whispering when he’s with Danny but not when he’s by himself

[@LittleBitVic]

The second guy pretending we're "sick" 100% felt like a stalker-hostage scenario. I'm even actually sick and threw up last night, and to me the dude still feels like he's gonna decapitate me and put me in his freezer or something serial killer-ish.

[@danivaav]

He would play a good Joe Goldberg, tbh. He gives me that vibe.

[@naledimosikara7861]

Exactly... that's the first thing I thought of during the second video, that it's a stalker/hostage situation...the third dude was even worse☠️ asking for kisses🤮

[@toothfairy10133]

it creeped me out sm like how old were we supposed to be in that one???

[@x0xKissesx0x]

Maybe the scenario is actually that he kidnapped you, poisoned you, and then tried to nurture you back to health so that you become his gf but he is just too creepy of a person to pull it off 😂

[@swaggerdagger8976]

E-boy Bateman

[@Wixxteria]

"You have one nasty bug" "Hey >:("

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

"Danny, we're both married." Yeah, that's how marriages work. Once you marry each other, you're both married. Duuhhh

[@liizzset]

LOL.

[@AlexHerlan]

Goodzales. Gonzaden.

[@rainycloud10]

@@AlexHerlan Godzilla.

[@gyuisthebeom]

Lmao

[@fudoslag6537]

Ethan P. Wtf is wrong with you whoever likes your reply is messed up dude like just don’t just why

[@milachavi]

Is he whispering so his mom doesn't knock on the door and ask him what he's doing lol

[@kkingkaila]

That's what I was thinking but then I was like oh it's asmr😂

[@TheOnlyHollywood1]

That makes sense

[@h20wizard57]

Anand R. Misir no

[@plathora5976]

LMAOFOODIWGSGFXYWYSTDRTSTFUBEKHEHDYR

[@Freddie_Kurst]

“MOOOOM I’M DOING ASMR PLEASE”

[@aud2d2]

"How was work?" "How was your off day?" YOU JUST SAID WE WERE AT WORK

[@Fahrenheitjay]

aud2d2 there are different days but go off

[@Taylor-zh9gy]

the setting is of a boyfriend who sneaked into the room of the girlfriend. of course, he wouldnt do that everyday. he probably asked about the work that happened previous to that day then the off day on the day itself.

[@zac6876]

aud2d2 maybe you’re supposed to answer with “I had an off day today.”

[@akiratano1226]

Zac I don’t really care for these videos and I don’t wanna find myself defending them but you make a lot of sense.

[@Taylor-zh9gy]

@@zac6876 yeah but he asked "how was your off day?". you dont say that when someone says "i had an off day" you just ask what happened.

[@amywilson7540]

There's so much weird and unsettling stuff on the Internet, but being able to laugh about it with Danny and Drew helps me feel a little bit better about living in a world where these things exist.