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The boys are back in town! Specifically, the town of Anaheim, California. In this episode of Drew & Danny Take Over KZbin, we look at some of the weirdest shit that people have tried to sell on the world's worst social media website, Facebook. We also laugh a lot. Enjoy.
If you're wondering why I sound so dead in this it's because this video was recorded on the last day of the most exhausting week of my life. I'm gonna go take a nap now.
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[@SamRaycraft]

"Crim Jim" is definitely short for "Criminal Jim"... or maybe "Criminal Jiminal"

[@polina-kj7ou]

i hate that i laughed hysterically at this

[@maxmoroney4607]

Crim Jiminal

[@nia9748]

“you’ve been hit by, you’ve been stuck by, a smooth JIMINAL”

[@nia9748]

i’m not funny i apologize

[@KurooTori]

Sam Raycraft I was not expecting that ending. I laughed very hard, maybe even choked a little.

[@oliviagrace3026]

I love that they say that the doll has never been out of the box, and then they proceed to show its butt...

[@rainchuu9704]

Olivia Farmer TIME STAMP

[@AnimeWhiteRose]

@@rainchuu9704 4:30 area

[@kanlova6942]

Lol I was thinking the same thing

[@fabulousbaticorn9991]

are you guys sure it's the butt? because i think it's the stomach and the doll is just ugly as hell

[@sarahgarrod5311]

@@fabulousbaticorn9991 pretty sure you're right. You can see the lace of the bonnet in the same place as the front body picture. Either way, doll creepy af

[@Exevium]

The room with unused toddler stuff made me quite sad... I can only really think of bad situations where you would decorate a room for a toddler and then not get a chance to use it.

[@mothma_am]

i hope it was a foster or adoption thing that didn't work out? that's still kinda sad but it's a little better than the alternatives :(

[@melissahurt3526]

I'm just going to choose to believe the person had a relative who asked them to sell the items on facebook

[@christiebreeechelon]

@@mothma_am Has to be, right? Because if you are raising a kid from birth you don't just buy a bunch of toddler stuff all at once. They kind of just transition toys and furniture as they get older. My hope is that the parents were getting a divorce and one set up a new room in a new place for the toddler but they decided to make it work and moved back in together.

[@frog_humidifier585]

Yeah it also made me sad tbh

[@Mercy_Plays_YT]

@@frog_humidifier585 I used to volunteer in a charity shop and we had a lady come in to donate a bunch of newborn baby clothes, ever used. She'd had a miscarriage so didn't need them anymore.

[@ColonialBoi]

"Everything you need for a Toddler, never used" is just filled with what that implies and the sadness behind it

[@mh2120]

@Jackson Five "Damn, we got a long-ass baby. Whelp, none of these clothes will fit"

[@burcebanning]

I like to look on the positive side, and imagine that it was a foster home, but the kid got adopted before they got put in the foster home, or maybe the kid had a sensory issue or didn't fit

[@quietbirde1977]

@@burcebanning no DeAd Baby

[@zubetp]

no no they just accidentally bought exactly two of everything

[@lucticide]

That one just made me really sad.

[@sawsumsauce]

I like how neither Drew nor Danny noticed that the seller had to take the baby doll out of the box in order to flip it over and take a picture of its ass.

[@psixi2668]

Nah, I'm pretty sure you can flip a doll over still in the box.

[@KingSticky]

Psixi&Co how did he pull up the dress

[@bodybygravity2861]

Sawsum Sauce I literally laughed out loud at this computer OH MY GOD 😂

[@madeleine1042]

enraging LMAO

[@imatheistbut5789]

@@bodybygravity2861 I think u typoed I think u meant comment

[@usmelllikepoop1893]

10:33 Drew: I kinda blacked out when we started filming Danny: *visible concern*

[@lavenderkitty2563]

Lol

[@Beezlebub6913]

He's said this before and I'm concerned to

[@nicolasvercosa8019]

the office energy

[@YesLegend936]

Whose danny

[@musicinmymind623]

YesLegend the one on the left duh

[@Rachel98246]

“Never out of box” judging by how damaged that box is, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that she’s been clawing her way out of the box every night for a while now.

[@jananv5]

and then they take out of the box to show its back 😭

[@iainronald4217]

When I lived in my hometown, I had this friend who asked me to take him to this sketchy-ass bodega to sell his vape to some guys. I, trepidatious as heck, knew he’d do this deal regardless if I help him or not. So, this way I can insure he’s not knifed, therefore, I reluctantly agreed. He met the buyers through Facebook Marketplace, the deal was one used vape for one used MacBook. On the way there, my friend tells me “the vape is broken, shhh, I’ll just wrap the bag extra times so they won’t open it.” The deal went down and twenty minutes after I dropped him off at home, he calls me irate, screaming about how the MacBook doesn’t work and “what kind of inconsiderate asshole brings a broken item to a trade?!” The irony was not lost on me. It was lost on him though, he still gets upset that they ripped him off to this day.

[@semicolon.advocate]

that's so fucking funny oh my god

[@shayneelizabeth358]

Owned.

[@Yougotcaged102]

Well the fact that you were willing to get stabbed for him and the fact that he complained about the MacBook not working even though he traded it for a broken vape tells me you are to nice for him

[@ngndnd]

does he have a brain? what kind of vape is worth a macbook, even if the macbook is used?

[@filthyweeb3912]

@@ngndnd to be fair there's quite a few vapes $500 and up but realistically his friend prob just had a $100 smok mod

[@salem7798]

7 word saddest story. "For sale: juicy cotoure pacifiers, never used"

[@JamesSmith-to3kl]

Boop

[@sarahblackburn9036]

i wanna like this but its at 420 likes :/

[@menicman7044]

@@sarahblackburn9036 I ruined it, now just like the comment.

[@Mike_Ka-Chowski]

I had like a sinking feeling it wasn't for children

[@caseypfost5361]

aw yes, a classic

[@cecilian.820]

"Never out of box" *Oh until I opened it to flip it on it's back and pull up the dress*

[@marshallgreen4227]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKDNaIp3h5J5mNE

[@misterlikeable8471]

Notification

[@bobbythedong4373]

I like poo

[@mikeyhamato2012]

hhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

[@bannoffeepie8436]

what the hell are these replies

[@moonycanwatch]

this video has a vibe that it was made at 3am with fake sunlight while both danny and drew have severe fever

[@Bean-hz8jo]

thats so true.

[@mckaylamurphy5336]

What does this mean

[@megansaneibingley8420]

@@mckaylamurphy5336it means the video is lovely and incredibly deranged

[@jommysalami227]

0:50 drew standing there in the reflection of the door is just really funny to me for some reason

[@virekin0t719]

PLS I DIDBT EVEN NOTICE

[@lisahope3575]

😂😂😂

[@lanie1495]

@@virekin0t719 ur profile picture is amazing

[@davidmock7592]

He's just so straight up.

[@harrysbuttons.6283]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 🙌

[@Apterygidae]

0:51 You can see Drew in the door reflection just awkwardly filming

[@Itzaric]

Loyalty I like that he didnt even use a tripod, he had to be all up on his boy's face like that.

[@-0videoswithoutanysubscrib91]

Campanella !! He’s in the dark part

[@apa.3400]

“You’re doing great, sweetie.”

[@shrutisharma7084]

I was looking for a comment on that and now I found it

[@lafayeetelargebaguette3471]

Shit dude

[@delightfulmochas]

They did a really good job with the lighting and the green screen. Seamless. You can almost believe that they really went outside.

[@pastyourbedtime5286]

delightful mochas good editing for sure. For a minute you might even think that it's not just 1 person

[@jakegorman4845]

delightful mochas g

[@-sanju-]

I know this is a joke, but the yard does kinda look like a green screen.

[@paddyodoor3090]

The facemask that drew on the right is wearing is *very* realistic

[@gr6e]

13:28 "my coffee table's just always covered in coffee" is probably the best and most understated joke in this video

[@stephenbartell8648]

“Maybe take it out of the box the box seems to be a bad influence on this”

[@preesha263]

Everytime these guys get together I get genuinely confused about whose channel this is.

[@roksforbrains]

Intro is the only distinguishing factor

[@caiawashere]

@@roksforbrains even that confuses me

[@cherrylemonade89]

@@caiawashere well in that case, the only distingushing factor is who did the sponsorship then

[@Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@roksforbrains Lol if only

[@mickeyp6639]

It's right below the video... It's the title... Try it next time ':-D

[@user-no9gf2rt8g]

“Guys only want 1 thing in a doll” *names 2 things*

[@katelyndent9124]

Mavis13 face and ass

[@ashtreely]

Mavis13 What do you mean, that IS one thing? 😂

[@chonkycat3538]

@@katelyndent9124 aren't they like..... the same thing?

[@user-vw1jv8gy7p]

Doll house

[@nglxo]

faceandass

[@annabeano8678]

I love that the “this guy is either drunk or on his damn phone” guy used his phone to take the photo.

[@alastorbutwithagun]

you don't know that, maybe he used a camera to take it

[@dewayne8340]

What if he used a bean to take the pic

[@marredcheese]

And was probably drunk.

[@herronariela7469]

I'll buy it so I can face this dude drunk or on his phone

[@denneraraujo_]

maybe it was pitbull with a kodak

[@thesleepydot]

The “everything you need for toddler” one makes me worried...

[@owotay8193]

Yeah, what happened to the toddler?

[@starridreams4653]

I cant tell if it’s a joke or if these people don’t realize that kids grow up so I’m just gonna risk the whoosh

[@thesleepydot]

@@starridreams4653 oh lmao i didnt think the toddler growing up was a possible explanation because I assumed the child would’ve probably destroyed most things it “owned” like me and my sister did. And it’s not just “here’s this thing for toddlers”. The ad says “ _everything_ you need for a toddler” Either way, your comment made me laugh

[@MediumDingus]

And the fact it's "never even used". How do you just get an unused full IKEA set?

[@anncommanda2060]

This is sad but the most likely thing that happened was either a miscarriage or a disease

[@sprouting9793]

It is now my routine to watch old drew, Danny and Kurtis videos to fall asleep to

[@mayluvssunsets]

Same 😭

[@evee3164]

Me third!!!

[@abigailcunningham9951]

Same

[@comessgames]

I do that.

[@Fafuchess]

Greetings I've come to seek validation in my behaviour and pressed on the "all answers" button to see how much my personal behaviour is validated by other random people doing the same. I also want to comment that I do the same so that I could be one of a larger group than myself so that I dont feel bad for what I am doing in my personal life.

[@jayneellsworth]

“Everything a toddler needs- never used” Oh....oh no.....I’m sad now

[@ronwees]

Joanna Dolphin You can’t even vaccinate until a few years old. It was probably a miscarriage :(

[@pebbles3609]

This chain makes me sadder as I go. T~T

[@elisal.9480]

Jayne Ellsworth on a lighter note, maybe these are just baby shower gifts that they already had or someone who tried to start a daycare and failed? Or idk maybe it’s a grandma who thought her kid and grandchild would be living with her and the kid got their own house? Just trying to lighten the mood 😅

[@pebbles3609]

Elisa L. Thank you!! Now I don't feel as sad. Although we'll never know....

[@MainAcc0]

@@ronwees years? Babies get their first vaccines at 2 months.

[@noraeisenman597]

-Craigslist- *_gregslist_*

[@theflumponator7719]

You stole this

[@buckethandlee]

We will rightfully take back what's ours

[@lllba2858]

Damn im the 1000 like

[@lllba2858]

After seeing the comments im taking it back

[@chloecoder4241]

greg greg greg greg

[@olivia_vermast]

0:50 I love how you can see drew stand there awkwardly filming Danny in the door’s reflection lol

[@baylivlogs5274]

The discomfort in Danny's eyes when Drew was asking him to poop in his mouth and on him 💀💀💀

[@ramswaroopsharma5790]

i love how they always say "wanna make a video?"

[@sunev6863]

Wanna be comedian?

[@tylerthecreatorenthusiast1853]

_wanna make a video_

[@samanthalaube]

Jessy and the Birbs yes. This more resembles how they say it

[@ho7mer]

@Poppy Farrar ok

[@sunlitkay]

Ok ok

[@caitlinbaker5298]

“it’s fun for getting to know your racist relatives” absolutely

[@magmamouse7270]

Cock

[@user-s0m30n3]

ʚ * Angel * ɞ dick

[@phe367]

vovasenko Are you calling me fat bruh-

[@slategirl5046]

schlong

[@lj.853]

I don't know what's happening, but here's a normal comment.

[@isabelleledesma6232]

I love how they bounce off of each others jokes so easily and keep a completely straight face. It’s the funniest thing. 😂

[@sash866]

now that danny's gonna be a father he should really revisit the pacifiers and diapers offered here, they could come in handy

[@gwyn606]

"Mouth Full of Poop, Please!" Starring: Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzales, Greg, Kevin Directed by: Quentin Tarantino 96% on Rotten Tomatoes

[@hannahlagrange6544]

Directed by Crim Jim 👌🏻

[@headintheclouds7905]

I found this comment just when Drew said that , magic

[@freshscenario2252]

69% on rotten tomatos

[@jav4346]

Gregs and kevins plural

[@leahd5341]

Written by: Tommy Wiseau

[@hakim6158]

Florida man goes to California. Gets married to his boyfriend. Already looking for used baby stuff to buy.

[@Home-body]

You know your KZbin career is taking off when people are already putting you in gay ships

[@soupsnakes181]

A love story we didn’t want, but the one we needed

[@KaijaSchmauss]

Said boyfriend's wife is gonna be the surrogate.

[@jamesphillips512]

America is great again

[@thecia2294]

everywhere is great again

[@ava-jc6id]

People really sell things like: George Washingtons tongue-never used, never out of box-100,000

[@flamedfury2911]

what flavor is it

[@ava-jc6id]

@@flamedfury2911 s'cuse me?!

[@Ana-sh5ps]

The most unrealistic part of this video is the implication that drew didn’t procrastinate and only took 3 days to film and edit a video

[@WiperManiac]

who is this guy and what did he did with the real drew?

[@katie_the_lady]

Buy the *very* used diapers and add them to your merch shop as “little stinkers”

[@ajclark280]

Only merch I’d buy

[@alaozarmg459]

Oh my hyucking god.

[@LuNa7xd]

Little stinker delights \(☆▪☆)/

[@thesleepydot]

I cant

[@menicman7044]

@@thesleepydot why not?

[@RareEarthSeries]

I'm so happy I found this channel. Please make a new video every eight or nine minutes.

[@vanessaakoum6421]

Rare Earth the last channel I'd expect to see here but I love your channel and I'm weirdly happy you like Drew Gooden as well

[@FloydLorenzMashups]

well this is the only channel on youtube how have you not found out about it until now

[@ThreeNinjaDucks]

Rare Earth i feel like one of the only people who is subbed to drew Gooden and Rare Earth

[@jovee6339]

Rare Earth Boi

[@pineconewhisper]

Ghost hi

[@siren7567]

I almost feel like there’s a scatplay subplot going on but no one else is commenting about it so I’m beginning to think there’s something in this pie I’m eating

[@singingchristian]

Honestly the coffee mate thing is something my uncle would do. He stole dvd players out of motels to sell for meth.

[@momplspickmeupimscared]

Is he...okay?

[@singingchristian]

@@momplspickmeupimscared no… don’t do meth.

[@momplspickmeupimscared]

@@singingchristian alright. Got it. Won't do it. Thanks stranger on the internet for protecting us teens :) /gen

[@piggypige]

Girlboss

[@katshvetsova8363]

why tf does this vid look like the first time they've ever talked to each other

[@shravani165]

Exactly 🙌🙌

[@theless-than-midcast6788]

Well you see, Drew had to get someone that looked like him for the We Are 2 Different People Tour to pretend like he hasn’t been Danny this whole time, and this is the first time they met.

[@kirin1230]

@@BitterJoyXx wooosh

[@creeperhunterD]

@@BitterJoyXx You're a not very bright if you think "Drew got a Danny look-alike for the tour" wasn't a joke.

[@abaddon2148]

its because it is 🤨

[@punkaddict2756]

I love how they both phase in and out of irony intrinsically

[@kelseywu4319]

I dunno about intrinsically... it sounds pretty verisimilitudinous to me, but I guess we have different friend groups

[@seventysix92]

Kelsey Wu big words 😳

[@kelseywu4319]

@@seventysix92 lol intrinsically means smoothly and natural while verisimilitudinous is like realistic or how it would happen in an actual situation

[@prado7391]

@@kelseywu4319 so the same thing?

[@kelseywu4319]

@@prado7391 Almost, but they're used in different contexts

[@baleighhoenshell3304]

as someone about to attempt using facebook marketplace for the first time to get rid of stuff before moving... this has made me exponentially more confident that i won't look like an idiot

[@haydenhuss8758]

13:51 the attention to detail of him wearing the same shirt is great and really adds to the comedy

[@niadavis5541]

Welcome to men in their mid-twenties making poop jokes

[@arniecalang4583]

They still look like teens to me

[@molono1451]

@@arniecalang4583 yeah tbh

[@smolbean3056]

Virgins for lives *despite the wives*

[@pebbles3609]

Swa Ine Kim Me: **sees your comment** wha? *OHHHHH I JUST GOT IT!!!!!!!!*

[@QueerAndHunger]

_SHHH!_ You're making them sound *_old!_*

[@bootyman20]

Used pancreas For sale 15$ _not mine, don’t know who’s it is, but it can be yours_

[@kaylingrogg5195]

The Devs *VERY used pancreas

[@Kovy2014]

I’ll buy it 🤣🤣

[@deereye87]

The Devs Your pfp really enhances your comment.

[@isaiahkaiver1917]

Bruh did you steal my pancreas?

[@user-eh4jd5bw7m]

And the bidding starts ...................... now!!!

[@artistdudebro]

My favorite part of a Danny collab is when he looks into the camera vaguely concerned

[@smertstanovitsya]

15:36 Imagine being a passerby and hearing, "Fine, I will shit in your mouth one time-"☠☠☠

[@torigeschrey6321]

This is just Danny and Drew acting like dads for 15 minutes straight

[@BriR2]

Yes because dads say please poop in my mouth over and over

[@eva-kp6jh]

BriR2 Danny, could'ja?

[@jessenelson4747]

BriR2 - You'd be surprised..

[@hannahjoy333.]

Tori Geschrey fucking yes

[@samanthawhite5338]

they aRe dad's

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

Kevin is either drunk or on the damn phone 😒

[@deez_nu1s]

How diud you miss out on mocking 10:00 - last sentence? :D "Will except reasonable offers"

[@AndresGarcia-kh8nl]

Haven't finished the vid yet, but do you poop in Drew's mouth. He seems like he really wants it (Edit): I am very dissatisfied​ with that ending. Why did we not get to see anything?

[@mojavehippie]

Yes I am Kevin and I am on the phone.

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Hailey Webb Pacifiers make great butt plugs.

[@casualfridays388]

Probably drunk af

[@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared]

- Drew's reflection in the door while filming Danny - The searing sun illuminating the yard in an ethereal glow - The cooling shade of the airbnb porch - The disorienting selection of facebook marketplace items - The ongoing poop in my mouth bit The vibe of this video is something so special

[@punkrckr6889]

I love that they're in Anaheim but they're still looking at listings in Florida because they knew that's where the best FB Marketplace content was gonna be.

[@Gabi-wn6nb]

"Why didn't my kids tell me... THEY had kids... " 😂🤣😂

[@rainchuu9704]

JUMPSCVARE MUSIC oh my

[@dylan-mi8sv]

i was watching that part when i read it 😭

[@maplesyrup4]

Craigslist? Never heard of her. I only know _gregslist_

[@noahgarrett5195]

emilie hampton 🅱️RRRR 🥶🥶

[@starboyonyx]

stolen

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

To be fair the way Americans speak it almost sounds like they are saying Gregslist! #C-raig not C-reg

[@hannahwilliams1530]

y'all in the replies... you can't call a very basic pun that anyone who has seen a danny video would make "stolen". calm down.

[@jedimanx2329]

🅱️anana 🅱️litz

[@Rosiells]

i got a notification for this video 5 years late

[@thebrideofghostface]

I love that they took their phone out while driving to take a picture of a driver driving badly because they may be on the phone.

[@TemmiePlays]

Wait a second, if that doll was " never out of box" then how did they manage to flip it, and raise up it's dress?

[@sven-ottolittorin6091]

they opened the box but didnt take it out. So it has never technically been out of the box

[@dantassantos269]

Shes very flexible

[@lizarraga-9759]

Are you dumb? The person was obviously inside the box together with the doll and flipped it like that. How did you not understand that

[@thelostgirlisone5704]

wooosh

[@kraft.singles]

I love that song

[@vibhab191]

*Beauty Gurus are quaking in their boots looking at Drew and Danny’s beautiful flawless skin and on fleek eyebrows*

[@Rose-hh7mk]

we love a flawless shistar

[@loganhiltibidal799]

What about their soft teeth?

[@zanniia7279]

Vibha B Wtf

[@vibhab191]

MYJEEP GOSKEEERT soft teeth, cheek bones etc The list is endless ❤️

[@peterdub433]

Vibha B his face and neck are uneven

[@5h4d]

3:40 actually this was the first NFT

[@theonefromenceladus]

Holy shit

[@noideawhoiam3855]

oh god no please no

[@nosferattusx2]

They tried to sell "this guy" for 8 dollars

[@izzytepe]

this was FIVE years ago??? i'm gonna start crying

[@MotherLover69]

i love how in the beginning in the skit while danny's talking u can see drew standing and recording him in the reflection of the door in the back.. cracked me up boys

[@elizabethdesruisseau7826]

Rael Phillips thank you for pointing that out I didn’t notice that before 😂

[@erikaalfaro2637]

lmao i was seeing if anyone else noticed

[@HiThereLindsey]

That was just Danny's reflection

[@khtemeralda8746]

OH MY GOD😂😂😂

[@batfluttershy]

420 likes

[@elleffo]

I love how "Crim Jim" says that he went to college at "The School of Hard Knocks" but he clearly has a Michigan University banner in his profile picture

[@emilyb.8219]

He spelled "none" wrong in "none of your business" so I highly doubt he went to college

[@alastorbutwithagun]

i love how nobody realized that that part was probably a reference to Annie

[@alyssab2578]

@@alastorbutwithagun EXACTLY

[@MeaganRose08]

People who are UofM fans /generally/ have not gone to UofM or any college, its just a sports thing for most of them

[@user-en9vc4nm3s]

Engineer gaming

[@ilikecurry2345]

The way Drew keeps talking about Danny pooping in his mouth, it makes me think he was possessed by a Poop Ghost.

[@Brooklyn_]

I hope Danny looked back at this video for reminders before his baby was born

[@oliviathomas4504]

“Why are my grandchildren on it?” “Why didn’t my kids tell me they had kids?” *I cackled*

[@S.o.o.p]

danny should have said why didnt my wife tell me we had kids

[@arrowheadedbword]

Why didn't my wife tell me I had kids

[@arrowheadedbword]

Crap! Someone already said that

[@soup_and_chili]

Plot twist: the doll’s box was broken cause it was trying to escape

[@thesleepydot]

This is not what I wanted to read right before going to bed

[@forbiddenfruit3955]

There's a reason they're selling it

[@dylansickinger545]

R/cursedcomments

[@honeytoast8843]

So this is gonna sound inSANE but anyway,, once we bought a record player like kids version for my five year old sister and like a year later when it was wasting away on the shelf in the hallway me and my sisters bedrooms are in i walked past it and it started playing, but it was wound up and there was a little record in it so i was like okay whatevs and THEN AFTEr we ToOk oUt thE čd ᎥᏆ ᏦᎬᏢᏆ ᏢᏞᎪᎽᎥᏁᎶ. We turned it off, it kept playing when we walked by, we TOOK OUT THE BATTERIES and it kept playing so we put it in the closet, flash forward a few weeks and im walking into the closet about to turn the lights on when it started playing and the second i turn on the lights, it stops, any way we got rid of that lil shit and now im terrified of childrens toys.

[@shotsinfired]

the fact that the annabelle doll was missing makes this more haunting 😔😔

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

8:56 I need context, but more importantly, I need that

[@shiveringstencil3662]

Since we first watched this video, my friends and I have not stopped quoting "no thank you, my tummy is full" in our daily lives. It's a core part of my vocabulary now. Thanks Drew

[@crosamond]

This is how middle schoolers sound and look when showing each other ifunny on their phones

[@Catglittercrafts]

claire fact

[@paddyodoor3090]

Me

[@cjgroom109]

I trust Danny bc when he’s talking about a stomach, the word he chooses to use is “tummy”

[@edslushie570]

That’s the exact reason why I don’t trust him.

[@FRSTBYTESyearsago]

@@edslushie570 🤯

[@asei231]

@@edslushie570 I would trust him with my life but i have watched his videos so i know both outcomes and one will be letting me live and being nice and generally wonderful or he will fucking murder me with a bee

[@gray.2081]

@@asei231 lol 😂

[@reetchoudhary2277]

That is so damn funny

[@BunnyYujin]

Hopefully Danny's baby gets a pacifier that's been sucked on by another baby

[@haileybalmer9722]

Yeah, it's like Hemmingway said: for sale, Juicy Couture Passies, never suckled.

[@madisond453]

Okay the never used toddler stuff is kinda sad,,

[@emiliaeltawey4538]

I was thinking the same, I imagine there’s a sad reason behind that. :(

[@trudoll]

Naa,. Probably too many gifts at the baby shower. 🙂

[@Maddy-ni3cy]

@@trudoll well...thats an optimistic way of thinking...i dont know how to do that

[@LunAR-ic7uj]

trudoll you really think that?

[@trudoll]

@@LunAR-ic7uj I barely remember this video.

[@plum7t]

Danny: You're talking about me pooping in your mouth again. Drew: No, thank you. My tummy is full.

[@gligurr]

yes, we watched the video too

[@slimeyandpals]

Yup. That’s what they said

[@fluteisland]

thanks for the play by play

[@maddywall]

spicy guys stop bullying Kevin. 😤

[@mchjsosde]

Flute Island 13 going on 30

[@michaelramsey82]

The Nissan 240SX actually kinda makes sense. Those are a popular starting point for building low-budget race cars and drift cars, and a half-disassembled one for a good price will definitely sell.

[@TylerBigHead]

Came here to say this, that's actually a cheap s14 now a days

[@cardinesardine2246]

12:09 his voice when he says Doritos- I’m wheezing

[@fluffyjello]

A fanfiction where Danny and Drew are fathers of two kids named Greg and Kevin.

[@sorv_gvl]

DON'T- Well, you've given birth to more cringe content. Thank you.

[@rockinrobin05]

But plot twist, theyre best bros and they did it for a video, but now they just have kids that they technically didn't expect to have, but you bet your bottom dollar theyre gonna keep them-

[@alexanderserrano9800]

And they were created by danny poop in other dannys mouth

[@ifidisagreewithyouyourewro602]

You know the difference between fiction and nonfiction right? This already actually happened. It's not some silly fanfiction. This is life.

[@elizagrey5426]

What about Kurtis ;-;

[@PennyTovar]

two boys one microphone

[@zzcolby27]

Half a cup

[@anna.b7533]

*wtf I love you*

[@cakeordeath7810]

Dunno who you are but now interested in your videos. Subbed Ok watched some of your videos and your hair care videos are fucking epic. I have curly hair like yours too but I straighten it constantly.

[@andreacarroll3851]

OMG I LOVE YOU!!!

[@mayabrown9221]

CurlyPenny I love you penny!!

[@poorlyanimated9632]

Omg such a good use of green screen danny, you almost got us fooled again! It was very entertaining to watch you interact with yourself!

[@alexjones2519]

i just jenna marbles scream laughed because this is the first time i've noticed drew's reflection in the beginning where he films danny

[@ryancarson8461]

Craigslists? more like Gregslists

[@not__brandon_]

ryan carson fax. We don't like Craigs

[@tyler3753]

Craigslists? more like tortillalists

[@shannonranalli8688]

HHAAH yaa

[@casualfridays388]

Lmao yes

[@abeltadokera6187]

Nice

[@The0ddfather]

Two bros, chillin in a hot tub, seats 6 paid 4000 needs moter it cost 275 have steps railing and cover as extras. Will accept reasonable offer

[@smithyjack1231]

Because they're not gay

[@shaemaali2458]

danny generally concerned about drew's uprising scat fetish for a couple of minutes.

[@SM-yz4hi]

ah yes, “his drew’s” as in the drew that belongs to danny

[@shaemaali2458]

@@SM-yz4hi oopsie, fixed it

[@SM-yz4hi]

@@shaemaali2458 aw man I thought it was kinda funny

[@shaemaali2458]

@@SM-yz4hi pls i must've stopped thinking half way through writing the comment

[@aprilapricolt21]

Drew takes, "sit on my face", to a whole new level and I don't know how to feel about that. Apparently, neither does Danny.

[@manami3164]

You have to stop making videos alone and saying you have a guest, it’s getting kinda sad at this point

[@eden7881]

natalie 517316 they’re the same person

[@drylettuce7922]

@@eden7881 who are it's just drew

[@maei.6994]

@@drylettuce7922 wait i'm on drew's channel? i thought i was watching danny! :O

[@pebbles3609]

Such an old joke

[@drylettuce7922]

@@pebbles3609 they're tour is based on this joke 💀

[@morgthestallion]

No thank you my tummy is full

[@ChinBiter47]

Mouth full of poop please...

[@madilyn8869]

morgan hilfiger there are 666 likes

[@hunter5w6]

“never been out of the box” says seller… next picture, doll clearly out of the box

[@samanthafagan1241]

Wait rewatching this no one is talking aboht "never been out of the box" followed by a picture that can only be taken if it's out of the box?????

[@Ranchoguillotine]

Really like your boyfriend, he should make a channel

[@kirane]

Eloisa Camacho what are you talking about it’s the same person

[@subamakos]

Lol

[@jimmytaylor5651]

Eloisa Camacho i feel like someone is going to get wooooooshed

[@zanemob1429]

@@jimmytaylor5651 Hello! Captain R/wooosh here! What? They're gay?!

[@jimmytaylor5651]

Zanemob OmG R/ WOoSh

[@bbyshovel9435]

Did anyone else think that the unused toddler furniture was kinda depressing? Like, they were planning on adopting a toddler but then the plans fell through so now they’re just stuck with all this new baby furniture, sadness, and disappointment?

[@gabriellejones3166]

Big Ronda gosh...

[@missundies]

Then it would probably be baby stuff though.

[@SingerFailure]

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

[@shooky5522]

yeah omg

[@moonlightterracotta7897]

Mr electrik bringing in sad feels 😔

[@VHeartOld]

The most cursed thing I’ve ever found? A USED casket. The description read, and I quote, “1 casket slightly used/buried for 3 years. Decided to go another route so dug back up” What does that MEAN

[@sumlem]

I guess the family decided another form of burial like cremation, natural, etc STILL WEIRD THOUGH

[@robertrutter8412]

I feel like the unsure style they have throughout these older videos just makes it 100 times better.

[@kccoj12345]

It’s so weird that they’re both married

[@mchjsosde]

Christina Nikol two (married) bros chilling in a hot tub..

[@ashleededeke1556]

look-ie loo ^ five feet apart cause there wifes said

[@lacinefabnonyme]

Ashlee Dedeke wives*

[@peachcakes5342]

Turquoise Cheetah Probably because they both look so young and don't really seem like the type. At least to me 😂

[@albusdumbledore7733]

Turquoise Cheetah they are not married to each other if that is what you are thinking:)!

[@chezz_rayrayy3792]

Watching Danny dissociate and talk to his alternate personality Drew for 15 minutes straight

[@chezz_rayrayy3792]

Nobody000 old post

[@intensellylit4100]

You mean Drew's alternate personality Danny.

[@aurora2061]

what do mean? it's drew that keeps saying he has a friend named danny. wait... can you see danny too?!

[@popcornbag7897]

@@pebbles3609 It's what their tour is about -_-

[@ciricebriar]

but the video was practically 16

[@yogabbagabba4097]

8:51- this image really speaks for itself.

[@thatfroggie]

This is like my 5th time rewatching this video and I just realized in the into all the shots of Danny are shot by drew, and you can see his reflection in his neighbors glass door

[@jade_100_dosntstalkppl3]

SAME OMG I SAW THE SAME THING

[@Joe-ou1iw]

7:55 first time drew asks danny to poop in his mouth 10:08 second and third time 11:19 fourth and final time

[@Joe-ou1iw]

wait there’s one more i forgot it’s at 15:35

[@tr4shpanda]

"now as promised, heavy will no lay egg in your mouth"

[@olivver6963]

thank you

[@baeniebabie2819]

what in the fuck have i found

[@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157]

You do gods work Joe

[@b3lphzzz]

This is awkward. I'm a Greg *and* a stinker. Hmm. Hello, my name is Greg Stinker. That's unfortunate. Nevermind.

[@homoerotica9820]

LITTLEGREG

[@imjk9059]

grinker...

[@pebbles3609]

HAAAAAH *HAAAAAH* *JAAAAAAAAAJ*

[@sophieking1959]

Gytfud

[@mandarinablue8438]

Tsudere Cat damn I'm also Greg Stinker. Hey are we clones or something ? Or is is just a big coincidence. Hmm

[@Ligma_Bawls_]

Drew: You're right, I've seen everyone of your videos Danny: *Proceeds to look into random hole while squinting aggressively*

[@momoster69]

It's Monday morning and I need this to not off myself

[@WhatsPreciousMakesAnyoneScared]

that's valid

[@hannahbefeler499]

Drew:“No thank you, my tummy’s full” Danny: 👁👄👁

[@troy5094]

this comment: has 1.2K likes and no replies me: 👁👄👁

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

this: comment me: 👁️👄👁️

[@GA_131]

👁👄👁

[@joannajiao656]

👁👄👁

[@early.autumn.summer]

👁👄👁

[@justaninnocentpomegranate3702]

Kevin spelled backwards is Greg

[@nonachark]

Actually No...

[@JYMAHJAMES]

@@nonachark no shit

[@elenaprodromou6658]

oh my god you’re right

[@quttle9123]

You deadass?

[@kristinetonkin1799]

XxĐîămõñđ FłôwęřxX r/whoooooosh

[@Sophia_Regina]

0:48 I love how you can just see Drew awkwardly recording Danny in the reflection of the glass door in the background