Hilariously Weird Training Videos

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[@benshawn5536]

Why did you pin this

[@PT-ge5pq]

Who tf knows?

[@indep_]

Because the prophecy came true

[@grapeluver5]

Mom I TOLD you I'm a big boy, now would you PLEASE remove the pickles from my hamburger already

[@porkydorky]

Because. (Srry for bringing politics into this)

[@henrystoen5918]

because

[@SakiMcGee]

"Is this a return or an exchange?" "Yes." That is the most painfully accurate representation of customer service I've ever heard

[@lamibonxd]

omg hi i didnt think id see u here!

[@zeefeer0543]

"one of the fun things people did in the 80s was, uh, cocaine" caught me so off guard

[@anna_banana414]

It reminds me of the video about the girl saying comedians and she goes "well my last boyfriend was really different from the other because I'm uh *hand down low* and he was uh *hand up high* addicted to heroin" 😭 idk if you know what I'm talking about but they have the same vibe 😭😭

[@anri6060]

That line was so perfect. And he said it so naturally I had to go back and check 😭

[@jazmine3213]

@@anna_banana414 where's that from

[@loob2865]

jAzmine 4:27

[@anna_banana414]

jAzmine it was like a buzzfeed video or something and it was like a “blind date.” She had to pick a comedian to date based off of his jokes lmao

[@ItsScapeGoated]

I worked at Toys R Us back in 2012 and we had to watch a VHS training video from the 90's. It wasn't particularly weird, but they hammered in the point of making sure you don't stop someone shoplifting, in case they have a weapon and could kill you. It must have been at least 3 minutes long, telling us to NOT go after them or even talk to them. Let them take the item and call the cops, or you could get hurt. Later on a month or two later I was blamed for letting someone take an item instead of trying to stop them and was written up.

[@stevenluoma1268]

Awesome.

[@robinthefool8960]

Classic

[@cyndrift]

ah, shitty gms who want you to sacrifice your life for your minimum wage job. tale as old as time.

[@WhereAmIAndWhy]

No wonder Toys R Us went bankrupt, those mf wanted you to sit there and let someone steal? My mates work got told to the exact opposite as you guys, "stop shoplifting, no matter what"

[@adora_was_taken]

@@WhereAmIAndWhy usually big retailers have insurance to cover shoplifting and report repeat offenders to the police and they don't want to deal with employees getting hurt, so they just let it happen unless it's something really valuable.

[@ashy8646]

Fun fact: rats are a lot like cats with their cleanliness and self grooming as well as hate of dirtiness. Which sounds strange given the rat’s image

[@nugget7363]

YES

[@theprince965]

Rat paws typed this comment.

[@c.r.k.7162]

As someone myself who had pet rats in the past, I’m glad you mentioned this 🐀 💕

[@azzy-551]

Bubonic plague moment

[@ashy8646]

@@azzy-551 ???, the plague was found to be fleas not rats, the rats just carried the fleas.

[@nana-se3rc]

imagine a sweaty man in his twenties going up to you like: “what grade are you in? what school do you go to? what’s your home address??”

[@tiafp]

i had social anxiety so bad as a kid if a sweaty man even looked at me without my parents around i would have had a panic attack 😂😂

[@thumbthumb5998]

"Whats your social security number?"

[@LUCKY-lf2jv]

Thumb Thumb i was thinking that

[@holhorse4642]

He just reminds me of Tonio trussardi from jjba and it makes it so much better

[@patriotslover1014]

@@holhorse4642 r/unexpectedjojo

[@juliaabundo2350]

So everyone’s ExpressVPN contract deadlines were today huh

[@anushkasingh2647]

lmaooo

[@shannonly23]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@foxprovince1401]

You win!

[@fluffybunchy]

@Kate F I thought so, these people*bots* are so annoying

[@anjarose6074]

LMFAOOOOO

[@Falconifan]

The Walgreens anti-union video made it seem like unions were worse than shoplifters. Like union reps would loiter around the store like drug dealers peddling that higher wage, better benefits crap It was difficult not to laugh.

[@unfriendlyghost]

We had to attend an entire anti-union seminar at my job 🙃 like ik it's a company with decent benefits but what a way to make me want to start a union out of spite lmao

[@CML-rl1rx]

Dollar general had a horrible anti-union video too. It was laughable. They paid shit too. 9$/hour. And I don't even need to say this because everyone ever who has worked there will tell you this: worst place to work ever. No matter which one you work at

[@yaboicolleen]

Home Depot snuck their anti-union speech into the "personal/customer security" section of their training videos. It was about keeping your signature secure and the example they gave was "never sign a union card!" and the union rep they had in the video was like, a customer in the garden department who tried to slide one of the employees a flier. Especially funny bc one of the three reasons I applied for the job (other than 1: I needed a job and 2: this was the gay location) was I wanted to try to unionize and that location was so high-traffic it'd be harder for corporate to shut down out of spite.

[@wrexvincent2192]

Target has a special video for why they are antiUnion. Same with a local grocery chain I worked at for years.

[@newcamomile]

@@wrexvincent2192 all these comments are so wild, in my country it's illegal for a company to tell employees not to unionise

[@Moths_maxx]

I was forced to watch a video where a man got onions on his sandwich after asking for no onions. He proceeded to be haunted by onions for weeks and this all culminated to him smelling onions in his bed, when he pulled the onion out of his pillowcase he screamed into the camera for an uncomfortable amount of time before the screen went black.

[@Zdeath]

This sounds like one of those creepy missing footage things. I wonder if it online anywhere

[@Moths_maxx]

@@Zdeath gotta love Panera training

[@madelinecampbell3603]

@@Moths_maxx i feel like the fact that this was Panera should be important information. However it being panera also makes this ten times more ominous

[@actoutloud542001]

Omg Panera. I’ll never forget.

[@broadex9080]

To be honest I would just take the onions out. Not blaming the poor employees that probably don’t have a union or any benefits.

[@hopefulhyena3400]

"stop calling me andrew because that's not my name" I have a friend named Drew. It is not short for anything. His name is just Drew. So when I want to use FULL NAME I say "Drawing".

[@mitunacaptor312]

That's absolutely hilarious. I'm gonna call my friend that next time I see him.

[@put_terri]

i guess you can say.. DREWing

[@creeperslayer241]

"Drewthony!"

[@eminatorstudios]

Drewothy

[@MsAlyssasChannel]

austin

[@sincerelyyourssophia]

Therapist: singing square patties aren't real. They can't hurt you. Singing square patties: 👄

[@andrescasas3194]

“I’m still alive”

[@ginger4427]

remember stage 5 and they're still alive 👄👁👄

[@kaila-denzenhughes4130]

I thought it said singing square panties 👁👄👁🧡

[@shawnalynn5198]

@@kaila-denzenhughes4130 ME TOO 😭😭😭

[@okmeowokmeow]

Also therapist: stop

[@JackiJinx]

I worked at Chuck E Cheese in 2007-2009 and two things I wanted to bring up: that costume wasn't so much about worrying to pass out as it was not being able to scream for help when children attacked you. One of my coworkers was clobbered with a broom while just doing some rounds about the store. I got crowded by the stage picture machine and all the parents just laughed and continued filming their party. Secondly, the only thing I remember about the training video at the time is they used Beck's music. I don't remember what songs, but I distinctly remember this baffling me.

[@danielh572]

I know it's been a year since this comment, but I have a vague memory of kicking a Chuck E Cheese that scared me in the balls so I apologize on behalf of all former children

[@WhereAmIAndWhy]

My friends older brother had a mascot job and all that ✨jazz✨...all he could say is that it was a living hell 😅 (he worked as a mascot for a like small town diner-ish). Firstly, he said where he worked, you couldn't faint, take the head off, come out of character, ext. On normal days: He'd come in, around 8, before they opened. He'd go into the back, and his suit was his responsibility. So he'd brush it, polish the bits that needed it, and since his costume was so big and heavy and thicc, he'd have to change the padding on the inside of the suit, he'd have to spray it to get rid of any bad smells, ect. Then he'd put it on round the times where people would come in for lunch (mainly on weekends cause kids loved the mascot). He'd go back, try not to over heat, ect, then come back out, repeat. On Birthdays/holidays/celebrations: He'd have to come in early, suit stuff, then he'd have to put the mascot into another costume kinda thing (like, if Christmas, Santa. If like a spiderman themed party, he'd put the costume on) but since he had a big suit, he'd have to do that after he put the damn thing on. He said when he was working there as well, days where there'd be quite a lot of rowdy kids, they'd give him these weird like clippy things to keep pieces of the suit to be kept in place. He has a lot of funny asf stories from there. His words were "I'm glad the mascot is also an alcoholic, the least they could do is let me drink on the job" 😅 they would if it was a slow day without kids

[@TomsterMusicFanGirl]

I worked at a SUPER COOL PLACE that had these ICONIC golden arches and after about a year of working the night shift there, I started to realize that my paychecks were inconsistent. Turns out my manager, Amanda(this is her real name because she's an awful person, a thief, and I don't work there anymore because of this so FU) stole money from me every single check. She would log into our system and clock us out for a while,just to make her numbers look good. I caught her in the middle of doing this and, suffice to say, I quit. I also told every other employee that I could before I left and,after checking their respective pay stubs and realizing the validity of my statements, several others also quit. Ha-ha, Amanda.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Evil woman, how you done me wrong Now you're tryin' to wail a different song Haha woman, how you broke me up You made the wine, now you drink the cup

[@vroomiez3485]

i cant believe drews wife would do this!

[@emilyb.8219]

Please tell me you sued for unpaid wages and got what you were owed 🙏

[@TomsterMusicFanGirl]

@@emilyb.8219 'Course not. I was 19 and I couldn't afford to look at a lawyer XD

[@TomsterMusicFanGirl]

@@vroomiez3485Lol, I didn't even register that Drew's wife had the same name when I posted this. Imma be more specific, her name is Amanda Jeffers. I want that shame all on her. She more than deserves it, she's literally stealing from children.

[@maeganmonster]

"Is this a return or an exchange?" "Yes" as a retail worker I feel this in my veins

[@aiden105]

Same, I’ve had that exchange before word-for-word with customers

[@ginger4427]

yeah I get that a lot at my job dairy queen they never like my tacos 😔

[@lj.853]

Money back and new product please! Oh come one the period stains on this remote control car aren't THAT big!

[@caprificusfigs]

"Would you like your receipt emailed or printed today?" "...Receipt".

[@chipskylark5500]

Would you like your receipt with you or in the bag? Yes

[@Caaaaaaate]

I used to work at panera and everyone always talks about the “no onions” modification training video. It’s supposed to teach about the importance of getting everyone’s order 100% correct. They compare order accuracy to newborn babies getting mixed up at the hospital. It was something like “98% accuracy sounds great. BUt 2% WoULd bE a LoT oF bABieS sEnT tO tHE wRoNG fAmiLy!!!” and it goes on to show an example where a guy orders a sandwich with no onions and the line accidentally leaves them on. so the guy proceeds to be haunted by onions for the rest of the week and it starts raining onions and he falls to his knees dramatically and cries “I SAIID NOO ONIOONNNSSS”. Do with this information what you will.

[@djoofplanetearth8821]

Cate Samosky my grandpa is allergic to onions so he probably would of died instead of being haunted

[@thanatoast]

I think it's more of an allergy concern than anything. That 2% failure rate could kill someone who is not paying attention.

[@liver-failure]

@DJO ofPlanetEarth Your grandpa would be the one doing the haunting

[@jenl7094]

I don’t think the employees of our local Panera have seen this video.

[@ChelCole]

@@liver-failure i shouldn't have laughed but lmaooooo

[@Psianth]

"I can't tell if this guy is ON cocaine" No, he IS cocaine

[@Nailpainter1]

MGK moment

[@Rachaelhawksworth]

You make the joke about if you need to pass out don’t do it in front of the kids, but that’s actually a serious rule in mascot jobs!!! I was a monkey at a soft play centre for years and even trained others to do it, we had a signal too. Once a girl almost passed out and we basically dragged / carried her back to our changing cupboard instead of taking the head off in the room with the kids hahah

[@calowenby1654]

Dang. That's impressive.

[@iris.haz.irises]

i went to a soft play centre with a monkey mascot as a kid and i was scared of him so i hid under the rolling play things when he arrived.

[@katieanne3197]

Drew's hair is starting to look like a werewolf's in their human phase

[@hahayea1519]

Katie Anne I cant unsee it now

[@EvaWhoDraws]

Katie Anne that’s so specific yet so true

[@dheetchanyamohan8896]

On all levels except physical, I identify as wolf (did i mess up?)

[@quackmothertrucker]

Danny and Kurtis: tiktok videos Drew: *s h o p l i f t i n g in the 80s*

[@MySingerlover]

I actually like that he didn't do a tik tok video. It's been done to death by so many youtubers tbh

[@frostyskeletons8950]

MySingerlover Agreed! I’m so over TikTok videos

[@fkhan2006]

tiktok bad

[@Anna-if9mi]

tiktok bad

[@Saibellus]

i sang that to the tune of running in the 90s

[@RINGOTHEMAN]

I worked briefly at Cinemark, and they had a "training" video that more just seemed like propaganda for the company. it was a walking-dead style skit thing where they were the "working dead" and all the employees were being turned into zombies. so the two last employees had to find a tape after cleaning up some trash. so it was like watching a tape within a tape, and they made fun of 80s slang. they said that the thing turning everyone into zombies is that "people weren't caring enough about their jobs" and that "it only takes one person to start the infection". the reason there was trash around was cause "only an employee who cared enough to clean would be able to find the tape and save the Cinemark" so anyway they brought everyone back with a disney-channel original level inspiring speech about how you should put all your effort into working there. i think what made that whole goofy training video better, is that immediately after they cut to this incredibly dry, serious slide show about fire safety and fire-related theatre disasters. i left after 2 weeks lol

[@Random-sk6hm]

minimum wage = minimum effort

[@gabbyiskrabby]

not only does wendy have the best training videos, they also have a wattpad channel with actual works up

[@phi1105]

They have a *what*

[@whydontduckswanttobemyfriends]

It's the funniest thing ever

[@iclynnx]

They have a what I was so dumbfounded I had the same response as someone else

[@summerthyme3008]

this is two years old but they have a *what*

[@excuseu2563]

Drew: has anxiety His doctor: *stop that*

[@schwefelfell7154]

anxiety? knock it off

[@excuseu2563]

Schwefelfell 7 I love that reference lol

[@unhingedfrogspawn6715]

Taking people's lives? You can stop that Having anxiety? You can stop that I'm not sure if that's what you're referencing but the Dobre brothers sure are something lol

[@excuseu2563]

CasserolePerson I am lol

[@unhingedfrogspawn6715]

@@excuseu2563 oh ok *LOL*

[@JABS991]

That guy wasn't ON cocaine... he was just THINKING about cocaine.

[@lj.853]

His eyes were DEFINITELY on cocaine.

[@LeidenFrostXIII]

6:42 This now means Chuck E Cheese sang the Phineas and Ferb intro, and I dont know what to do with this information

[@rcole7274]

They also sang Endless Possibilities from Sonic Unleashed

[@korinnab.2318]

3:35 - 4:12 I work at the return desk at a hardware store and that was the most realistic impression of a typical interaction I've ever seen

[@Falconifan]

I got bitched at by a lady who returned an empty bottle of weed killer bc "it didn't work" (in two days). She complained to my manager about my questioning the return. We returned the EMPTY bottle bc of course we did. Another time a guy brought in a hammer that looked like it'd been run over by a truck (splintered and taped together) and exchanged it bc it was 'defective'. The cajones!

[@Random-sk6hm]

@@Falconifan it's crazy but also ig who cares cos its just the huge company losing out it doesn't affect you dos don't sweat it

[@metrosuez7475]

“One of the fun things i’ve heard people did a lot of in the 80s was... cocaine” - Delivery absolutely impeccable.

[@xxbrixzxxru8655]

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[@xxbrixzxxru8655]

Sorry I was trying to rickroll you and the wrong link popped up

[@mariyahmartinez6758]

Julie:JUST LIKE PIZZA HUT!!😁

[@micaelasilva6461]

Excuse, Mr. Golden is the king of delivery.

[@JakeCuster]

If I can’t trust the sweaty man to tell me his honest opinion on lasagna, who can I trust?

[@Amy-bh9wg]

you can trust that Julie won’t just make pizza. She’ll make it great

[@rachel-3037]

No one....

[@charlottewindmill1961]

garfield

[@jackgordon8052]

Jon

[@reidbead7196]

what if it was his honest opinion and everything else was just so bad that the lasagna was the best

[@kennycubensis8152]

Yes Drew, I must conform. I worked as a G.M. for Wendy's in many locations. Dave Thomas was my friend and I married Wendy herself. So I can confirm that all of the beef Patty's are beautiful ladies that sing and say nice things until we cook them to death so that you could enjoy a burger. Thanks

[@JohnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt7]

I worked the 11-7 overnight shift at a large public university’s campus library while in undergrad, and every two hours or so I had to check all the study rooms and assorted remote dark corners of the library to make sure students weren’t studying their classmate instead of their books. (Surprisingly common) I recall that the training video for that particular task was VERY funny, as it was made by student-workers coming up with increasingly clever euphemisms for what kind of behaviors you may run across and how you should react. Went to law school after graduating college and again worked the overnight shift at the law library to make rent. The training there was more concerned about what to do if you find certain illegal substances on the study desks 😂

[@graceholland5770]

Julie isn't overconfident she's just flirting

[@nadiamurray8369]

🤣🤣

[@nat-gn3cq]

now that you say that it’s so obvious she is

[@graceholland5770]

lol

[@DollyCholli]

Aww, they’re falling in love

[@CJ-iz3mp]

no hold on... she is tho...

[@nvmbryan1515]

“so the goal is we cook the meat long enough to murder them?” wait till drew hears about how they get the meat

[@Kelly_C]

shh no one tell him

[@myrmesuwu607]

It's an endless circle of death

[@misswilwarin8829]

4:35 "I can't tell if this guy is on cocaine but his eyes definitely are" had me dying. my abdomen hurts from laughing.

[@marenwithanm7091]

The Chucky cheese one is so wack, that "if you feel in danger, run to the back asap so the kids don't see" sounds almost exactly like the FNAF training phone calls

[@enygmaz]

im pretty sure this is what they do at disney with mascot costumes too, do with that what you will.

[@crazyanimationtime1806]

“Is Wendy working today?” “Uh yeah I sure hope it does.”

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I mentioned the Wendy’s vines 2 days ago and no one noticed. NGL, I’m low-key jealous. High-key. 😢

[@nicolepartch9714]

this should be top comment LMAO

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Shivron Manickam I know, but I connected them...and I need likes for validation!

[@t-spiral2957]

anxiety working today. um i sure hope it don’t

[@Emma-tf9jg]

"when you think of cleanliness, you think of rats" hey remy didn't walk on his two back paws in order to cook so that he could be slandered like this

[@shanestaley6595]

domestic rats r actually rlly clean, i wont stand for this slander

[@kaykeunil]

Vent Goblin you’re absolutely right it’s just that most ppl who talk about rats at some point have heard of the nyc rats, which terrorize the subways

[@meganmilewski741]

Being a rat mom, I can attest that they are very clean & are constantly grooming themselves!

[@elijahharmel8450]

@@shanestaley6595 yes! my family used to foster them. they potty train super easily and are always grooming themselves

[@remy.mortis3329]

thank you

[@HangingWithNathan]

It's hilarious hearing Drew's reason for quitting Wendy's. I had the exact same thing happen to me at Applebee's. I got a $9 paycheck and when I asked about it, they told me I called in on a Saturday and Sunday the week before (which wasn't true.) I quit shortly after. That Applebee's went out of business a couple years later.

[@Kristianalexis1]

Even now, I don’t think there are any Applebee’s locations anymore (in my city anyway).

[@Random-sk6hm]

This makes me so mad. wage theft is not taken seriously enough

[@shrimp.trap3]

the Wendy’s videos are actually brilliant! Personally, being able to sing a little song in my head about the task while I do said task would be so helpful

[@lrockyfan5106]

nowadays Wendy's training videos are long and tideous, everyone speaks very monotoned in them.

[@Kat-qe1vk]

"is this a return or an exchange?" "Yes." Me, A Former Retail Worker: *war flashbacks*

[@Stjtcb]

The amount of folks that go “WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?” Like.... it’s in the words. One is a return, the other is, you know, an exchange.

[@elizabethanntarter]

Felt

[@lizzyd9082]

RITA why are you on every video I watch wtf

[@WeirddoughRue]

Lmao I feel you, I work in a call center

[@doubtful_seer]

I used to work for a call center in their Toys R Us contract. It was.... unspeakable.

[@crochetingcat2870]

I love how the chef sounds like he’s going to cry at any moment

[@DarkShadic9632]

It’s my favorite... *cries in sobbing*

[@sadturn1740]

I'm in distress because I want to like your comment but its at 69 likes :(

[@sadturn1740]

I hate whoever was the 70th like but now the wait is over, I liked it:)

[@ball-point-Penni]

He is, it’s the “sweat”

[@AFoxInFlames]

All right! (Lol!) I thought something about his voice was off but couldn't figure it out, this is it lol

[@corydeceased]

I worked at Wendy's. I was told the same "we don't cut corners" thing. & we also did

[@lrockyfan5106]

I still work there, and we might not cut meat corners, but when it comes to a lot of other things, I guarantee that we do.

[@midasredding8106]

At In-N-Out, I had a training video that talked about all the safety exits, and at one part the guy working the video dove out head first into a customer’s car. Never got the chance to try that one out though, which is unfortunate

[@amys4544]

Danny: Weird man POV Kurtis: Weird man dating advice Drew: Weird man sweaty

[@LavroseRovender]

Answer: yes

[@user-uq9oh4yg2z]

coincidence? i think not

[@demiokulaja7787]

They’re all the same person 🎶🎵

[@kendallgiilck9488]

Express VPN sponsors all 3 of these men.

[@emilydickinson5422]

Ah yes, the three genders

[@toastshine]

it feels like Julie is trying too hard to flirt with her instructor i love it

[@egnsc1761]

Omg yes

[@imbored8478]

felt that

[@lilyh5041]

I ship it❤️

[@_zoehhhhh]

"On our pizza we use 2 layers of cheese, the bottom cheese" "And the top cheese, right?" I-

[@iksskan9147]

Am I super dense because I don't get that vibe

[@nicolewow]

i constantly think about this work training video i had for watch about stereotypes and comments in the workplace. this guy was stocking bananas and the two people in front of him said “oh look, a fruit stocking fruit” like that’s so funny omg

[@Random-sk6hm]

AYO WHAT

[@lqnreki]

That’s the funniest shit I have ever heard

[@JimmyH91]

I was a driver at a delivery/carryout only Pizza Hut, on my first day they handed me 3 late orders as soon as I walked in the door. I eventually watched the training videos...over a year after they hired me. I wish they'd been this entertaining

[@amywillows1419]

Me: *is having a bad day* Danny, Drew, and Kurtis: "No."

[@chickenboss36]

Okay

[@atlasintokyo1752]

i love that i feel that

[@eleanor8569]

Ikr

[@nebula318]

Yes same

[@simipea]

i was so happy when i saw all of the notifications lined up :)

[@user-fv3qj7xh6r]

Why does the Wendy's training video look like something they'd put on cartoon network at 3 am on a school night. It literally feels like a faint memory

[@flawedsanity]

Yeh it feels like.. something I watched after doing a whippet when I was like 15 w my high school friends after sneaking back into my house or.... something idk

[@anarup916]

I too stayed up late to see unusual videos on cable

[@shaunbarrie2263]

adult swim skit

[@dread_wolf2301]

you could stop at five or six stores or just one 13:13

[@mikhailaingram1213]

I started at Big Lots in 2017 . Had training video dvds to watch. One had the ceo talking to our ideal customer “JENNIFER”. He came up to her shopping and said ‘hello Jennifer what can I help you with’ she’s like uhm wtf how do you know my name??? He said “I know ALL about YOU Jennifer”. I couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on. I was in a room with other people equally as shocked. Knew the job was gonna be wild.

[@Random-sk6hm]

was it about your manger stalking customers 😭

[@Evanz111]

Wendy’s: “The people who will be serving you today are Liam, David and Drew” Drew: “MY NAME IS NOT ANDREW DAMMIT I QUIT”

[@radiofrog]

I'm an Andrew and I have the reverse problem lol. They hear me say "Andrew" but their brains perceive it as Andy/Drew like 80% of the time

[@jessicafrotto4547]

Tragic

[@UNCtarheels71]

“I’ve been dealing with some anxiety but my doctor told me to stop.” Is Keemstar your doctor?

[@herandymejia2215]

no no his doctor is jake paul!!!!

[@Marksman-vn1rm]

Hmm are you from north carolina as well

[@wgj427]

Aye, nice avatar! I am originally from NC, and Tar Heels are my team.

[@Marksman-vn1rm]

@@wgj427 I used to live in nc because my dad is 8n tje military and my dad is from their son tar heels are my team to.

[@ToliG123]

My eyes are always on cocaine, but my body isn't and it's sad.

[@tessabarrett1933]

I currently work at Wendy's and actually did watch training videos. They didn't have any people in them; it was just a voice followed by animated videos and pictures. There were also a few different quizzes and an activity where I had to correctly put the sandwiches together

[@phlovejoy]

The Trader Joe's training video is a flash animation of a talking tiki mask attempting, unsuccessfully, to emulate Strongbad from Homestar Runner.

[@calowenby1654]

That's honestly kind of amazing.

[@bruhmoment24]

I'm gonna need that video, friend

[@You-dont-get-to-know-1001]

“What grade are you in at school?” “How old are you?” “Are you parents around?” “Do you have a boyfriend?” “Do you like older men?”

[@mothman1657]

💀💀💀💀

[@Jay-fs2nw]

FBI OPEN UP

[@salientspoon3789]

Seriously the way he said the lines (the ones out of these he had) was so unnatural.. It came off as creepy even though it was supposed to be friendly.

[@lmao2302]

@@salientspoon3789 Asking that shit to some random ass kid is borderline creepy.

[@lmao2302]

@@ex_philemon I wasn't even alive at that time wtf even changed.

[@panickedscorpio3308]

The Game Stop skit hit way too hard for retail employees. “Is this an exchange or a return?” “Yes.”

[@octoinkorporated8283]

As a mascot I can confirm feeling in trouble does mean your about to pass out or you really need the restroom. I got heat stroke during a parade in summer I had to walk 1 mile in 96 degree weather. I had to signal my handler near the end, and I hopped in a car to take off head so I could breathe a little.

[@abbyburke9815]

At Pizza Hut, they showed me a video where a guy pointed at the table with all the vegetables and said "where are the olives?" And then 30 seconds later said "oh there they are!" Like Dora would and I had to sit next to the GM and not laugh

[@ratosphere]

The stars have alligned: Danny, Kurtis, and Drew all posting on the same day.

[@ratedpending]

The holy trinity

[@trinityjay8893]

also roomieofficial posted today :o

[@ethericcactus4113]

i was just thinking the same thing jdhsjdjdhs

[@clairetakeuchi4123]

And they were all sponsored by ExpressVPN

[@dailylogic6602]

I wouldnt consider them stars yet

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Former Chuck E Cheese employee here: One thing they don’t prepare you for, when you put on the mascot suit for the first time, is your limited field of vision. I couldn’t see the 5-6 feet of the ground right in front of me unless I tilted my head down fairly significantly, due to the eye sockets of the mask being 6-7 inches away from my face. Once a small child sprinted up to me, surprising me so badly that I had no clue they were there. He kind of leapt at my legs and timed it poorly since I was in the middle of a silly dance move that required me to lift my leg up. Given that the mascot shoes are practically giant pillows, it trampolined the kid straight into the side of one of the arcade games and he flopped to the ground instantly. I stood there, frozen in panic, for I figured I just killed a kid. I quickly did a 360° and noticed nobody saw what just occurred, so I reached out to pat the kid on the shoulder. After 4-5 seconds, he eventually started making noise and opening his eyes. I was instantly on the other side of the building by the time he started crying. Never got in trouble for it and I still wonder if that little kid is alright. Pretty sure I obliterated his ability to do basic math... Also, I’ve played bar trivia with the guitarist for Bowling For Soup. So yeah...this video has really gone full circle for me lol

[@ljbryan5686]

This comment is so underrated 😂

[@danielpenrodii2389]

@@ljbryan5686 Thank you. I took you on a journey of self-discovery and wonderment.

[@alainawhitney1946]

Lol Daniel?? We definitely follow each other on twitter hahahaha

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Jeez... I hope he got medical attention. That costume is a lawsuit waiting to happen! Is the Bowling for Soup guy good at trivia? I bet he knows a lot about things that happened in 1985.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Alaina Whitney Haha yes we absolutely do. You recognized the quality content instantly!

[@LookAHarryEagle]

There's definetly a love triangle between the rapper, the new guy and the manager.

[@sammysammuelson2425]

Once I worked at a Dunkin donuts and one of the thousands of training videos they made me watch was one about how to deal with customers with thick accents… At my previous job in dominos people were complaining to my manager because people didn’t understand MY accent and now you wanna teach me how to deal with customers with accents?!

[@electrogeek77]

That has to be the most Massachusetts thing I've ever heard

[@Sofyasemyonovnamarmeladov]

I’m a nurse and when I started my career we had to watch a training and information video about doing the laundry on a ward and changing beds. It explained that as a nurse you should be prepared for "unexpected surprises" in the bed...and showed a nurse removing the covers of a bed to discover a perfectly formed shit, then a wine bottle and even a needle. It then explained how to make a bed.

[@ashm2338]

I'm CACKLING what the FUCK🙌😭😭

[@Al3saMarie]

They weren't just making a training video. They were making it great.

[@Beebz29]

I mean... how far off was it from the actual job?

[@Sofyasemyonovnamarmeladov]

@@Beebz29 I’m more likely to have someone throw their shit at me and/or smear it on walls than I am for them just to leave it in a bed...

[@Sofyasemyonovnamarmeladov]

I can make a damn good bed though. Gotta have those hospital corners!

[@QuinnLeeVideo]

It's disturbing how the narrator of "shoplift tutorial" sound very professional and gentle. Was there like a prestigious school of shoplifting before?

[@phoenixchase9271]

Yeah it’s called juvie

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

I assume it’s an edit of a loss prevention instructional tape.

[@aryn2725]

The thieves guild

[@himanbam]

@@phoenixchase9271 I studied at Juvie yard.

[@supercatt35]

3:35 is exactly how 99% of every return is. People come in without the receipt, the item works fine they just have no clue how to use it, and then they don’t answer your questions.

[@calowenby1654]

That sucks. Did you ever tell them what you really thought?

[@jolenes4692]

I remember working at bed bath and beyond we had to watch 5 different training videos (and then individual classes on thread count, home care, French press, coffee and keriug maintenance, yankee candles, and bed making etiquette) and they were mostly boring aside from one made in the late80s/early 90s about how to politely accuse people of shoplifting. I worked this job 10 years ago and I still think about that video pretty often.

[@danielp5649]

“Aww they’re falling in love” got me both times

[@leilahogan2007]

When did he say that my dumbass missed it 👁👄👁

[@DreamPainter54]

@@leilahogan2007 11:27 and 12:36 I think hahaha

[@leilahogan2007]

@@DreamPainter54 okay thank you 👁💧👄💧👁

[@DreamPainter54]

@@leilahogan2007 anything for you 👸

[@leilahogan2007]

@@DreamPainter54 🥺🥺thank you so much that is the nicest thing anyone has ever called me. Ur a queen/king too💛💛

[@lexi914]

Interracial gay couples who rap about grilling Wendy’s hamburger patties together, stay together.

[@saltmomtmissad8384]

A beautiful love story

[@chlownee]

Match made in heaven

[@thatperson1022]

Interracial bisexual polyamurous couples*

[@paulpickett1456]

Swoke

[@555starangel_]

Couple goals😌

[@obairna2285]

The level of how well my job treats me has been foreshadowed every time by how long training took. From worst to best, I got trained at my second job for an hour and a half, my first for half of my shift, and the third for two days (scheduled for three but we didn't need the third)

[@intern_dana]

worked at macys for a few months before the pandemic started. we had to watch anti shop lifiting and anti union videos, but we also had to watch an instructional tape on what to do during a *mass shooting.* having actors with this same kind of stilted intensity walk me through how to help customers escape, how to hide, and barracade doors was....harrowing

[@natenelson773]

As someone who was a mascot in high school, the time out thing is also for kids that start getting rowdy (pulling on your suit, tail, ears, etc) so you signal your handler to get them tf off you before you have to drop kick them to Jupiter

[@DrX-dh6th]

thanks for the clarification. i however strongly dislike the fact that it’s called a ‘handler’ and not like... something that doesn’t imply the mascot is a dangerous animal

[@veghead05]

Lmaoo

[@blizzardl]

@@DrX-dh6th it's Chucky, of course it's dangerous

[@normalgirlsza]

“handler”

[@crunchy1414]

_handler_

[@jackalnerf6230]

I got punched in the face by chucky cheese as a child. He tried to give m a high five and missed.

[@24601st]

fnaf in real life

[@abigailheaton4466]

Jackal Nerf I’m just imagining a man panicking inside of a massive rat costume sweating profusely, knowing not only he has just punched a child but he’s also got to think of a way to cheer up said child, so he can keep paying his bills and not have to live in his moms basement.

[@jackalnerf6230]

I got da fuck outta there and hid in the tubes. I don’t remember how they got me out

[@VicDame]

@@abigailheaton4466 jfc 😭😂😂

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

That was me in the suit. It was in purpose. Would’ve been a roundhouse kick if the suit allowed it.

[@Gambsmoore]

Honestly I worked at Wendy's too, and I also had a similar experience to you, with them saying I worked less than I did. I drew a velociraptor on my resignation note.

[@ObtuseMori]

They didn't deserve that velociraptor drawing 😢

[@addiesmith3987]

4:38 my family showed my brother this exact video so he wouldn’t be scared of chucky cheese

[@jobeiden4630]

you'd expect that video to accomplish the exact opposite

[@becomeanastronaut6232]

"Wait, the patties are all alive? We're killing the patties?" Boy do I have news for you about where meat comes from...

[@brennajanes2301]

Oh boy who wants to tell them...

[@jankbunky4279]

Schmeat

[@sadgreekmess9493]

Duh, meat comes from the shops.

[@tasha4112]

Why does the lying lasagna man look like he’s about to cry during the whole video

[@monroe7532]

He’s trying not to show fear

[@alastorbutwithagun]

*_That's my favourite!_*

[@thisaccountsucks3225]

“havE yOu dEcided wHAT deseRT yOuR GONna hAvVe?”

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

“The lying lasagna man.” 🤣

[@jpiii8887]

If anyone asks me why Drew Gooden is funny, I'd send them to around 12:10 of this video. His face and tone when he says, "Oh, I think I got it" is priceless.

[@highbell5172]

2:06 His pen isn't even touching the paper. Is anything real anymore!?

[@julianzacconievas]

Drew, from the bottom of my heart, guy to guy: it's okay to feel like shit from time to time and take time for yourself. The world can wait, man. Good video, thank you for your work.

[@kylebateman4434]

Couldn't agree more. Thank you for saying this.

[@bia-zz4sj]

wholesome comments.. thats what we like to see, my guys

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Yesss fuck toxic masculinity! Men experience feelings too

[@melcosgrove-arayesh8304]

It's so important for men to talk about these things. Thank you for this comment and for your kindness

[@ackitsjada9305]

Every guy deserves a break when they want one, you guys should be able to share your feelings without having a feminine label placed on you!!

[@sassypants3473]

he's not sweating, he's glistening.

[@milksoda655]

He's glowing ✨😍

[@iristhai5969]

A e s t h e t i c

[@avisheh942]

He sparkling cuz he’s a vampire

[@pablothecreator7251]

💦💧🌈✨💫💕✨sweatycore💫💕✨✨💧💦

[@c1nnamodoll]

Avisheh i was literally about to quote the “this is what i look like in the sun” scene pls lmfaoo 😭

[@maryshutty3153]

why did i also work at wendy's and get yelled at because i was trying to leave before midnight because i was 16 and in high school and quit the next day and the manager tried to guilt me for 'leaving them empty-handed' smh. wendy's out here disrespecting people.

[@weswarford8494]

I worked at Chuck E. Cheese for a year and a half and one of my training videos for being the kitchen’s “Sauce Boss” was like a game show. It was amazing.

[@pixelatedbaddie2242]

for some who don’t know: bowling for soup did the phineas and ferb theme song

[@moved.6963]

pixelated baddie They are the best now, no questions asked. If they made that banger of a theme song, then they are the best

[@pixelatedbaddie2242]

Frittelle they are! i used to listen to them all the time when i was younger. they have some really good songs that’s why when he pointed it out i was like oop-

[@thedishonorablewizardthorn2486]

And like reddick was Danny in love Händle so that just adds to the cool factor

[@magziewheeler]

Also when phineas and ferb go to the future, bowling for soup performs in future candace backyard

[@BTL0523]

Simple Plan did the theme song for What's New Scooby-Doo 🤙

[@johnjuiceshipper4963]

Petition to make “huh, they’re falling in love.” a recurring joke please.

[@user-dw2tr2pm8k]

Underrated

[@mai-ph9yo]

my stomach cramped from laughing so ridiculously hard

[@user-dw2tr2pm8k]

@@mai-ph9yo Same dude!! Btw nice name😂😂

[@anarchy6304]

if this doesn’t become a thing i’m gonna start a riot (not really) cause that’s what i think every time anyone in any movie or tv show look at each other and it’s my inside joke with myself and i found it hilarious

[@IvanRiv99]

Petition approved, everyone loved it

[@austinwessonmusic777]

I work at a pulp mill. I’ve seen dozens of outdated training/safety videos. They really are just as good in a real life situation.

[@samjeffery8112]

"Relax, Julie" me to every employer ever

[@itskayla9735]

The long hair makes him looks like he’s either the main character in a vampire movie, or the love interest in the movie where he’s dumb and is catching feelings for the nerdy girl who helps him pass the important test coming up.

[@julietzeszutek8988]

He actually looks like the guys Danny and Kurtis made videos about today

[@blurbbubble3958]

the way you just disrespected drew by comparing him to pissell 😭😭😭

[@crimson2799]

he looks like the vampire in danny's video

[@yayco_rez]

The founder of Wendy's doesn't look like he woke up from a nap, he look like he was straight up resurrected for this ad.

[@bellakagamine]

"What is he gonna pass out" I mean yeah, probably. I worked at an arcade with a similar mascot costume for a while and my buddy got shoved into it once when the normal guy didn't show up for his shift. The kids wanted him to ride the rides with them and the handlers made him do it - he nearly hurled inside Incredibear's head.

[@amberyadav3147]

No one: Drew's right eyebrow: ⤴

[@tobybrown6501]

Kurtis, Danny, and Drew? Oh Yeah, Its all coming together

[@demiokulaja7787]

For real tho and all of them sponsored by express vpn...

[@GlzeIIe]

And Scott

[@aidengonzalez2813]

And scott Cramer

[@ayeshahayes665]

Express vpn must have given them all the same deadline

[@FAMOUS4EVER3000]

Three channels uploaded on a friday? omg what are the odds

[@Billi_crow]

“So I’ve been gone for a while... not to brag or anything but I’ve been dealing with some” *jazz hands* “ᴬⁿˣᶦᵉᵗʸ”

[@gentlesandladymen]

- me telling people I have anxiety Edit: I’m not trying to be qUIrkY by saying I have anxiety, I literally have severe anxiety.

[@andrewoid4711]

@@gentlesandladymen We know there are people with real anxiety not everyone has a superiority complex where they make fun of someone for trying to be "different"

[@Aster_Risk]

@@andrewoid4711 Yeah. Most of us are decent people who take that seriously.

[@vanderengland5775]

Annmarie Hill what kind of horrible people would belittle someone for that lol

[@slappedbylegal]

@@vanderengland5775 You'd be surprised.

[@someonewithacomputer8057]

Used to work at a hotel and they had vhs training videos. None of them surprisingly showed how to handle guests opening the door naked for room service. Something I had to deal with on a weekly basis.

[@rhiannonchiacchiaro6352]

Grill Skills is unironically one of my favorite videos ever. I highly recommend watching it high.

[@basiadynos5824]

Two people: make eye contact Drew: aww they’re falling in love 😊

[@bobbieproductions4491]

They did look like they were vibing though

[@justarandomstranger6467]

Don't wanna just gloss over the anxiety comment. Hope you're doing well buddy.

[@john1931]

Yes

[@Jumblebelle]

I want to like this but it has 420 likes...

[@ioannad1857]

me too. anxiety sucks, and i hope Drew's doing okay, or it eases a bit

[@stasia2706]

How can any of us be expected to be doing well? Shit's on fire, yo

[@user-rl7zq2ms7i]

@@stasia2706 Yaaa good point. It makes it SO MUCH WORSE for those of us with existing mental health problems lol.

[@ImmaURq]

I still quote the “Aw. They’re falling in love” thing

[@Deadbox_2002]

Ngl Drew is just so straight forward and his humor never misses for some reason. Fucking hilarious

[@axe3329]

dealing with anxiety is really hard, but the fact that Drew (not Andrew) not only handled himself but was able to create such good content which made me laugh so so hard while probably still dealing with his issues, is so inspiring.

[@oswinald]

This.

[@Sun-tr6nn]

true

[@oneinathousand2156]

Danny and Kurtis today: hey look at these loser men glorifying toxicity Drew: heh. Look at these old training videos.

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear meanoe

[@yugitsukasa9520]

@@AxxLAfriku chop them off.

[@aj7058]

As if capitalism isn't loser men glorifying toxicity.

[@acab9120]

A J what?

[@tosting4549]

Scot Cramer also today: Look at Drew

[@julieneff9408]

I went to 2 Chuck E Cheese birthday parties in the early 80s. My grandparents used to take me to Old Country Buffet when I'd visit them. I have been known to eat a Wendy's burger and a Pizza Hut pizza now and then. I shoplifted as a teen in the late 80s. I worked at a Hardee's and watched useless instructional videos in the early 90s. It's like Drew mined the long term memory section of my brain for this video. AND my name is Julie. YIKES.