I am addicted to buying weird ads

[@KB_-_]

We put the Lovebox in my grandma’s nursing home room. She couldn’t text but understood the spinning heart meant open. It was actually really nice… all her grandkids/kids could send her random messages and photos.

[@artdeco777]

Your grandma sounds like a sweetheart, hope she’s doing well!

[@laurajimenez7878]

So sweet😭❤️

[@daverowe1081]

Y'all better have that subscription to keep sending granny messages! 😭😭😭

[@KB_-_]

I love the love my random little story has gotten. I hope it’s inspired at least a few more messages to be sent to grandmas … in any format :)

[@svckii]

this is adorable 😭😭

[@malwina5586]

My theory is that the guy in the Wonnies ad just wanted to get rid of the weird jumpsuit that he bought somewhere (notice how in the ad he isn't saying "our products..." but "That's one of the best things I bought"), so after Drew bought it from him, he could finally shut down the website.

[@redrangers12330]

Lol

[@vanessameow1902]

💀💀

[@buhtfaic8119]

Why did they have multiple sizes though?

[@malwina5586]

@@buhtfaic8119 Did they? Or did they only show the size chart? Look how Drew said "I got the large one and it seems small". Maybe no matter what size he had ordered, he would have gotten the same (the only one) jumpsuit xD

[@emmer23]

This is my favorite comment

[@michelle-cl3lm]

i love how drew says "little chopsticks for your hands" like they weren't for your hands before

[@emyf9197]

Lmao I think he meant like they are supposed to act like a replacement for your fingers

[@hideakisorachi3953]

as opposed to the usual method of holding them in between your nostrils

[@lvbboi9]

I put mine in my pupils and go cross-eyed when I want to grab something

[@PvtPuplovski]

As far as I knew, chopsticks were for your food but use them how you like I guess!

[@mobbosswithdemonarms]

@@lvbboi9 you are a revolutionary

[@fatfetus7449]

I love how often drew mentions his wife so randomly, it’s like she’s always in his mind somewhere

[@lillianmcgovern]

It’s pretty sweet

[@Memu_]

Well yeah she's his wife. You tend to think about your wife pretty often.

[@clixhe]

Damn i wish I had a wife like drew too 😢

[@blokvader8283]

​@@clixhe"Like" as in just like Drew, or "like" as in Drew is my wife? Cuz I agree with both

[@fatsanii]

this is her channel so makes sense

[@Braymond212]

I find it hilarious thinking about Amanda sitting in an office, working hard while Drew is eating food with finger chopsticks and wearing clothes that are sewn together

[@camerontenardi229]

And then she receives that email 😂

[@alfonsoabraham2370]

better than afghanistan

[@pancakeslapp]

Are your clothes not sewn together

[@bethanylamastus15]

@@pancakeslapp absolute chaos

[@MLFLimeyO]

I like to think she can always hear Drew recording and wonders what the heck is wrong with her husband

[@Quiteinfamous]

As a woman who wears jumpsuits, watching Drew’s distain for it being a once piece is literally everyone who wears jumpsuits. To use the bathroom you have be full on naked to use the toilet.

[@MrCynthis]

My favourite part is forgetting I am in a jumpsuit so I hold my pee too long. The resulting dance infront of the toilet as the zipper gets stuck is a great workout!

[@kaitlynm9463]

@halcyon ! ♡ ° EXACTLY. I’m Stuck at a crossroads. They’re so comfy and I hate seams/waistbands, but my bladder is so unbelievably weak I can’t do this 😭

[@Myystical]

@halcyon ! ♡ ° I like the aesthetic. Your banner, name and pfp are cool.

[@aarondavis8943]

What I did was, I simply cut the pants off from the shirt. Now I have all the convenience of a two piece with the coolness and street cred of one piece. I did not actually do this.

[@elleembee6335]

If I'm at home, I wear a tank top underneath my onesie pajamas so I can just strip in the bedroom, throw them on the bed, and go to the bathroom. After dropping regular jumpers on public bathroom floors more than once, I refuse to wear them in public (except that one time in Walgreens, but that shouldn't count because I didn't have to go to the bathroom and the woman shouldn't have yelled across the store that she liked it because then everyone looked and it was a panda onesie).

[@laparandom9768]

The knuckle chopsticks' primary purpose is holding the flap open while your fingers pull down the underwear. It would be wise to market them as a package deal.

[@levisipos]

Good thinking

[@askpankti7156]

Hmm. . . possible collab?

[@ProgressiveBoink]

I gotta tell ya, this comment made NO sense before I watched the video, even LESS in the middle, and now afterwards all is as it should be

[@nataliee5236]

@@ProgressiveBoink almost halfway through, comment doesn't make sense yet, will update you.

[@nataliee5236]

@@ProgressiveBoink I UNDERSTAND NOW AND I'M NOT SURE THAT'S A GOOD THING

[@smartperson1]

24:10 aww poor sweet naive Drew. The flap is definitely for putting things in, not for getting things out.

[@NFM1337]

Oohhhhh that makes sense…

[@AhDollar]

"am i supposed to get a friend to help?" wow it all adds up

[@osoaioi]

Drew Gooden saying he's not known for his hair, foreshadowing his apprenticeship under Tyler Ninja Blevins

[@yahoo5147]

😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@quinnmurdock4951]

Papa Johnson

[@aussiechick00]

My favourite thing would be if he deleted the ninja video and just had the moment he revealed the blue hair as a video

[@AKlTOYA]

i love how the video titles of this series have increasingly descended from light curiosity to denial to acceptance of an obsession with weird ads

[@healthylemon]

Drew’s going through the 5 stages of grief with these videos

[@AxxLAfriku]

WHAT THE WHAT??? i am over 100 years old and still making youtub videos? oh yeah baby. why? because i am the ultimate youtuber. woo woo woo you know it dear dre

[@scarxiett2998]

You little Reddit user, you.

[@scarxiett2998]

@@AxxLAfriku Shh...Shh...

[@Kawa-Yuki]

Soon he’s gonna end up in one of the episodes of my strange addiction

[@elenapazqc1467]

i gotta say i’m loving how drew is connecting his outros from one video to the intros from another (ended with him stick in the dryer last video and started with the dryer this video, started counting for hide in seek in one video at the end of and ended counting at the beginning of the next saying “hey that’s not a very good hiding spot”) fucking genius

[@Billibab]

It's quite the treat, like a jigsaw falling into place

[@kseniakopteva]

I don't watch every one of his videos, so I was very confused about the "not very good hiding spot", thanks for your comment!:)

[@lilkeyla5769]

just realized I never saw the other video- how tf more things to watch, I'll take it

[@lilkeyla5769]

haha yes that's perfect

[@xCreide13x]

he used the same clothes and everything

[@nanohaffy]

The lore of Drew and Amanda's bathrooms is really compelling.

[@GirlfriendReviews]

The hardest boss in elden ring was banana

[@YRGHY2010]

without seeing the ending of the video this confused the hell out of me

[@Freshest_Water]

Hey girlfriend reviews your content is awesome!

[@ozymandiasramesses1773]

My favorite location in Elden Ring is Chokonma, Eternal City.

[@dampking]

Try banana, But hole

[@kasiekinzler]

i love when my favorite youtube people talk to eachother. it makes me feel like we're all friends. ahhh, parasocial relationships - ya got me again!

[@thanatoast]

I wonder if the people who make weird ads know that their demographic is entirely just Drew.

[@John-Doe-Yo]

And OfficialDuckStudios

[@willestrada3239]

Or any literal KZbinr

[@rohanhunter2175]

That's why the wonnie website closed down as soon as Drew bought one

[@-astraldove-]

@@rohanhunter2175 the prophecy has been fulfilled.

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

You spit on Safiya’s name!

[@dhopper598]

25:45 i’m honestly mind-blown on how you did this bit. if you actually uploaded a longer version of this video just to record yourself skipping through it, huge kudos.

[@drewisgooden]

I'm glad you noticed. took me a couple hours to make it look real and edit it together like that

[@dhopper598]

@@drewisgooden well it shows. i appreciate the time put into what seems like small things like that.

[@annabethchase4582]

i was also mind-blown. i love it haha

[@BadWolfSilence]

That was so hilarious lol

[@kimberlyb8868]

@@drewisgooden i loved it. you can tell you put a lot of work into your videos

[@NotOnLand]

When I was a kid I "invented" a onesie by sewing a shirt and pants together, just like the wonnie. I only wore it a couple times before realizing how bad an idea it was, and that was like 20 years ago. How did this become a product?

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

lmao women have been wearing overalls for ages and till this day, I still question why it's a thing and why my family keeps making me wear them when i was younger

[@marys6610]

This is like the story of Nintendo's Virtual Boy and the reason why Nintendo has yet to get back into the VR gaming competition

[@dracula0]

​@@worstusernameintheworld9871you _had_ to wear them!?

[@MrShifty1]

​@worstusernameintheworld9871 This statement has left me with many questions I fear will go unanswered. Your family forced you to wear overalls? You think overalls were designed to be fashionable women's wear? Have you never questioned why tradespeople such as painters or plumbers are often depicted wearing overalls? Did I misinterpret you and you simply meant that overalls targeted at women have been a thing forever? Why did your family force you to wear overalls??

[@godfromthemachines]

@@MrShifty1 ok at first i was very baffled by this too until i remembered i MYSELF have been through this overalls phase, and that it was actually a really common kids outfit that was considered "cute" even though it was probably the most torturous thing for a young child to wear. go figure. they actually do a good job of making it cute though, with little patterns sewn on the front pockets and stuff. the painter and plumber thing i lowkey never picked up on till later in life. you just sort of think wow! we're matching outfits

[@neonicon8500]

I love how the ad for the finger chopstick things literally shows them eating Cheetos and Drew is like "maybe it would be better for eating Cheetos and not FUCKING APPLE SLICES"

[@downrighthorizontal9931]

yeah i think the whole point was so ur fingers dont get dirty from chips and cheetos xD drew kind of missed that but its ok we forgive the king

[@dttzening546]

I somehow find that useful, coming from a person who eats chips and games.

[@Claire-lu8hf]

Only real gamers eat apple slices

[@PineappleLiar]

My main issue with the product is that I already use chopsticks to eat cheetos, so why would I buy a less versatile tool to perform the same task?

[@bleckybob]

That’s ENOUGH SLICING!!

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

The onesie shirt with the barely-functional buttflap made me realize that most of the products advertised on social media are either scams or rejected Shark Tank business pitches.

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

THAT is what it took for you to realize this?!

[@ember9361]

@@OntarioTrafficMan Not everyone is a tank shark connoisseur

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

@@ember9361 Outside if the US it's actually called Dragon's Den, not Shark Tank, but even so it's fairly clear from the context what type of show the comment is referring to.

[@buttergeek9985]

Or, often, BOTH

[@Pinkcatninja]

It doesnt even have that thing that a lot of seen on tv products have where it is like "oh this is actually for disabled folks to make life easier" it is just a horrible creation that makes god consider ending our world

[@Elleroo]

I’ve been pretty depressive lately. I did a meditation lately that talked about remembering the last time I laughed and I genuinely couldn’t. Listening to Drew talk about trying to shit in the work onesie had me laughing so hard tears were rolling down my face. I really needed this. Thank you.

[@رزيئة]

شطب

[@lusikxi9296]

I hope you have a good day today! Sending love and big hugs to you Ella!💓💓

[@bonk2057]

Sending love to you!!! :))) and yeah drew always makes me laugh, love him

[@ruesylvester]

same here, that scene fucking killed me

[@ri907]

I was also laughing *SO* much during that bit! I hope you continue to find things that make you laugh. It can definitely help your mood. I also deal with depression & laughing always helps. Wishing you the best! ❤❤

[@discordpensiveemoji]

Rewatching 1 year later and at 9:29 Drew makes lounge a 2 syllable word. Just thought I'd share

[@jaidenoliver7165]

I rewatched it 3 times to even figure out what he said 😂

[@TaurusWitch29]

😂😂😂😂

[@gargles5270]

lmfaooo not low-inge

[@madagascarpenguin]

Thank uou

[@adamxhanley]

Lau-whinge

[@ungoodthinkful]

Drew and Amanda giving Bimbim her own bathroom is killing me, that's so adorable. I love cats but can't own one, so I have to live vicariously through others.

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

Are you allergic or something?

[@ungoodthinkful]

@@It_Is_Oylenox no, my husband doesn't want a cat in the house because he can't stand the smell of cat urine. And my 4yr old is pretty scared of dogs, so that's out of the question as well for now.

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

@@ungoodthinkful oh, well that sucks. Sorry about that

[@jamestaylor5417]

@@ungoodthinkful unlike you, who.. _loves_ the smell of cat urine?

[@tunafish5462]

@@jamestaylor5417 Ahh yes cat urine... the best perfume out there.

[@shaniazimmerman3922]

Amanda: “Where tf is all our money going” Drew in the next room: *buys a $150 small wooden box*

[@piqachu]

i can just imagine amanda saying that

[@hanross1851]

He probably makes sure she's okay with it before buying anything as you do when you're married

[@nepetaren1267]

He can write this off on his taxes bc its for work

[@mothman4672]

@@hanross1851 Yeah my wife won’t even let me buy replicas of her sisters feet... Ball and chain am I right ?

[@corrie9762]

He is probably using a business account when paying for this stuff

[@srinjoyray3077]

The sheer confidence of having a tipping service on a website, I aspire to be this vile

[@srinjoyray3077]

@eioshen boboi don't plagiarise a comment like that, it's not polite

[@user-or4ut2qi3q]

I don't understand why this is vile but all other forms of tipping are not vile

[@problemimentali]

@@user-or4ut2qi3q it’s pretty simple: a checkout process on a website is not done with the aid of any human being. Normally you tip a person for some kind of service, you don’t tip code

[@user-or4ut2qi3q]

@@problemimentali what about employees that never see customers? Don't they deserve a tip too?

[@monkee4622]

@@user-or4ut2qi3q Okay, I'm trying to genuinely explain here so if it comes off patronizing that's not my intent. The cost of a product is materials + labor usually. Like, a shirt you buy from a seller usually costs the price of the fabric (let's say $8), plus the time it took them to make it into a shirt as a wage (maybe $8 an hour, and it took them 2 hours to make it, so $16). So your shirt's original price covers the labor it took to make it, and when you buy it, there's no other form of labor needed. And typically, this labor doesn't vary as much in quality. One same shirt maker usually has their process down and does it the same on repetition, so most of their shirts will be the same quality. In situations where you would tip, it works a bit different. In a restaurant, you pay the materials + labor of the cooks. You pay for the ingredients plus the cooking of the food. However, there is an additional labor needed. The waiter, who takes your order, reports back to the cooks, and brings you drinks and your food. That's what the tip is paying for. Additionally, this labor quality does greatly vary. One bad day doesn't usually affect how well you do a physical process, but it can greatly affect customer service and social interaction. Plus, a messed up shirt can go into the trash and be remade before being sold to a customer or be returned after being sold, but a waitstaff can't just toss out or return a bad social interaction. Also, I would also like to add that, as far as I am aware, tipping is a very uniquely American thing, and is not required or is even frowned upon in other countries, because they factor their waitstaff's labor into the price of everything else. So basically, when you pay for a shirt, you are paying materials [set amount] + labor [set amount], but when you pay for a meal in a restaurant you are paying for ingredients [set amount] + labor [set amount] + service [varying amount based on quality]. If you buy 100 shirts from the same company, they'll be about the same quality. If you eat 100 meals at the same restaurant, the service can vary pretty greatly depending on the waitstaff. So I would disagree that it's "vile", that seems harsh, but it is a bit odd, since they are not providing an additional service that couldn't have been factored into the initial price. I would think a better option would be maybe a QR code or something that comes with the package so you could tip if you wanted after receiving the product and assessing quality. I know this was long winded and I jumped around a lot, but I hope it helped!

[@vanillaprincess4897]

At 4:48 after Drew says “now let’s get to the really dumb shit” it cuts to an ad. This is incredible and I love it.

[@NotSJN]

It was for raising money for kids in need too😂

[@skelecy]

"They're little chopsticks for your hands" As opposed to all other chopsticks, which are for your nose

[@parchafruit]

Well, other chopsticks aren't little :]

[@MightyMewtron]

I can read this in Drew's own voice

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@parchafruit wait, how large ARE your chopsticks? Mine are only three meters in length, that's nowhere NEAR the size of a regular chopstick

[@a1suruxx]

Are you sure you’re not drew ?

[@aditchitale8017]

You missed the closing quotation mark

[@AlbiNiigataOuen]

LMAO at that part where Honey saves him money. That plugin truly only wakes up at times where you buy a piece of shit product.

[@mimi-fm7hz]

It always pops up on popular websites wiyh like 34 coupons and then takes 5 minutes to run them all before telling you that you’ve saved 34 cents

[@KP-hm1dn]

it also tracks and sells your data so idk why people still use that garbage lol

[@AlbiNiigataOuen]

Cause some bigshot influencer in KZbin is telling them to do so lol

[@mimi-fm7hz]

@TheSportsGuru haha it’s definitely helpful sometimes.

[@KP-hm1dn]

@TheSportsGuru it's a free service owned by Paypal lol. Are you serious? They log everything from timestamps, unique IDs to your geolocation data and full URLs of the webpages. Reading their niceties on privacy 100% conflicts what people have found with privilege's such as GDPR, which those in the US don't have. And on your second point that's why various methods to block/limit yt and your ISP from tracking you exist. And there's no point avoiding it? No wonder you roll over reading the great sounding terms they generically spout out lol. And what advertising are you referring to exactly? Have you never heard of the FB-Cambridge scandal? It's foolish to trust these companies at their word.....

[@moopshcelroy]

The butt flap talk nearly killed me. I genuinely wish I could erase this video from my mind so I could rewatch that bit again for the first time because it’s been forever since I’ve had a laugh that good.

[@beatriceroosmark]

The best laugh in a very long time for me as well! Was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe 😆

[@faux3250]

As soon as he mentioned where your dick is I couldn’t breathe

[@alexanderdeadmansche]

So funny mate

[@uninterested5905]

the rawdogging part had me on the floor

[@analysseclaudia9586]

NO SAME. i rarely laugh out loud

[@libraryoflilylol199]

The hair styling powder cracks me up so much because you can get literally the same results using corn starch from the grocery store, and most likely the powder is made of some kind of grain starch. (In fact, I powder my hair with corn starch on non-wash days specifically to keep it looking fresh and make it easier to style.)

[@JojiUrHomie]

The Honey joke is so underrated. All those sponsorships talking about how they’ll save me on all my purchases and like Honey pops up and tell me “This is the best price” 99.9% of the time. Tbf when it does pop up and save me money it’s a great day

[@TheEmraldz]

This and I do 99% of my shopping on my phone, which, as far as I know, makes Honey useless. But, free is free, and when it works, it works.

[@KaitouKaiju]

@@TheEmraldz They have an app for mobile users

[@hithere2631]

Not in my country :(

[@michaelramsey82]

Honey does work for me, but only on a few sites, and the amount it saves me is usually less than the random change I'd find under the seats in my car if I bothered to look for it. It certainly doesn't hurt to have, and I save a few cents here and there sometimes, but it's not the magic free money generator it's hyped up to be.

[@emilyb.8219]

@@michaelramsey82 Plus the coin that does a little dance is cute ☺

[@kirstenvannortwick4154]

The love box is really nice for my grandparents as they have trouble using a phone, it’s nice to be able to send them messages in a more physical form, they love it.

[@libby9001]

I never thought about it like that. I feel like a lot of elderly people are overwhelmed by the insane amount of options and settings phones have but when you break it down into a few functions it seems more easy to tackle. I'll have to look into this for my grandma too :)

[@hcmint4heart]

Ooooo good idea! My grandma would love this!

[@LunarEleven]

I felt really sad when I saw the grandparents one. I would gladly have paid $150 to get that for my grandma. She was living alone the last years of her life and she would have loved it. 😢 Oops springing a fking leak, that's enough of that.

[@LunarEleven]

Also love & respect to all the people getting one for grandparents 💜❤️💜❤️💜 y'all are awesome, show them all the love you can while they're here.

[@OhItsGiggs]

My grandparents would love this, I really wish it was just sliiiiiightly more affordable though, cause we’re a poor ass family, lol.

[@raydiantfader]

1:11 i thought it said “my teeth are so clean, if they were on the floor I’d eat them” which may actually be more confusing and distressing than what it does say

[@raydiantfader]

unrelated but while I’m here, loving the in rainbows record drew has on the shelf behind him 😎

[@favoritemustard3542]

I guess it really is _bone apple teeth_

[@elafimilo8199]

*cronch cronch cronch*

[@animaysons728]

Same lol

[@spookat3909]

Currently eating a zip tie so this is a vibe

[@ayaankhan6198]

11:27 his hair genuinely looks great this way

[@dragonsrule20201]

Honestly as someone who has wrist and thumb issues, the finger chopsticks seem helpful as a really subtle alleviater so I can make less pinching motions. Definitely doesnt seem helpful enough to seek out, but if I saw one while I was checking out in a store for a few dollars I'd definitely try it.

[@deepSea__]

It might be a bigger issue since you have to use so much muscle to get it to grab anything

[@khills]

I have something similar; my ability to press fingers together is better than my ability to grip. They’re ok? I wouldn’t pay more than a few bucks, and it’s gonna be a very particular user who has better horizontal press strength than pinch strength, but that’s why most assistive disability devices end up as “novelty” toys for able-bodied folks: it opens up the pool of people to make money from.

[@Goldeneyes]

There's definitely files out there to 3d print one yourself. You could get the files and go to your local library to print one

[@lillieampurra]

@@Goldeneyes im sure 3d printers at libraries exist but its such a wild concept for my rural ass

[@elfiot]

As someone who has sensory processing issues connected to ADHD and borderline autism, I kinda feel the same way about the jogger onesie. Like you can’t accidentally lose a piece of the set because it’s always together, it looks decent enough to have company visit you without having to apologize for still being in pjs, and if for some reason you need to be swaddled from ankles to wrists in soft fabric or your brain gets angry at you…it can do that! I don’t think those features are worth $200, and I’m not looking to buy one, but if I saw one on sale for like $30, I’d have to at least think about purchasing it.

[@ausene1234]

It's okay, I'm rooting for you on your ad addiction journey.

[@injailoutsoon7289]

@@connorrhun I just want you to know that I disliked your comment

[@injailoutsoon7289]

@@connorrhun you’re welcome! Have a great day!

[@dln_yt]

Im rooting for his addiction.

[@dhirajdhakal9910]

Gotta hand it to u shanks, that was a great joke.

[@manboy4720]

@@connorrhun unlike some other people, i actually liked your comment and i appreciate it.

[@natalieinbloom]

I love how lounge jumpsuits have been a thing in womens clothing for a while, and some dude was like "what if we did that for men, but made it $200?"

[@moongirl8807]

Even for men it's not new, at least if you count workwear / dungarees (is dungarees really the word? Man, English is weird🤔)

[@70sman]

@@moongirl8807 I've heard coveralls as well, but the distinction between overalls/coveralls/dungarees has been confusing.

[@mkell2749]

It’s reminding me of Jenna Marbles in her “leisure suit”

[@missasoup]

@@mkell2749 :( sobbing

[@baileydunton6142]

@@mkell2749 hell yeah 🥺🥲

[@louisehenderson6487]

"I set myself up for a transition there and i dont remember what i said" thats so sad if only there was some way to rewatch what youd said to remind yourself, like a recording or something.

[@GentleLiASMR]

The workwonnie site must have been having a server outage. I’m pleased to report that you can in fact still buy the world’s least practical workplace garment

[@hannalowercase5928]

lmaoooo too bad

[@BrendanWeibrecht]

Maybe their website also requires hands to hold it open, but the admin had to go take a shit in their Work Wonnie

[@hannalowercase5928]

@@BrendanWeibrecht lmaoooooo love this

[@rorrim0]

Maybe their target audience are sigma males who wear diapers, in order to save 10 minutes.

[@marycrawford7209]

“What size do I get? What if I’m tall, but I have a little chest and wide, beautiful hips?” Congratulations, you now know what it’s like to shop for a dress. Sincerely, a girl currently wearing a top and a skirt that are 6 numbered sizes apart

[@zyaicob]

Does the Pixar intro play when you walk into a room?

[@fridaherbst719]

I don‘t know why the „wide beautiful hips“ was so validating but I feel like Drew cured my insecurities for about two beautiful minutes. (6 sizes apart sounds insane until you shop at different high street stores in case some of you have been wondering)

[@marycrawford7209]

@@fridaherbst719 Yep. It sounds bad, but women’s sizing is just so weirdly incremented!

[@ryrypk]

@@marycrawford7209 damn and i thought my life was hard. shiet.

[@gayjayy]

@@marycrawford7209 You finally figure our one brand's sizing and then have to figure it out all over again for a different brand. Or even a different STYLE in the same brand. "You're a 6 in Old Navy? Well, now you're a 10 in Levis. Oh, a 10 in Levi's boot cut? 8 In Levi's skinny. Fuck yourself!" Meanwhile, us men have the same standard sizing. "You're waist is 38 inches and your inseam is 34? Yep, that size everywhere. Have fun."

[@aavivm]

“little chopsticks for your hand.” ahh, what a neat and genius invention. Who would’ve thought to make chopsticks for your hands, when we only have chopsticks for our hands.

[@hannalowercase5928]

lmaooo

[@spike5499]

the difference is you don't have to hold these ones, they're still shit though

[@hannalowercase5928]

@@spike5499 i think they're awesome lol

[@spike5499]

@@hannalowercase5928 yeah they're kinda cool but I said that because drew showed that they can be useful for small snacks but not for big snacks sooo what's the point?

[@hannalowercase5928]

@@spike5499 i guess it really depends on what's your go-to snack then

[@Sanhitha]

Drew, my dog LOVES LISTENING TO YOU RANT, I don’t know why but every time I put on your videos he come towards me and lays down to listen to you rant about literally anything.

[@idontlikethesoundofyourvoice]

He’s modern day Snow White

[@mammoneymelon]

this is the best thing i've ever heard i love hearing about what peoples' pets like to watch

[@jovankandola]

Wow I can’t believe Amanda was ok with her assistant spending this much of her money

[@redgarlicbred6228]

I mean, Amanda's been MIA from Afghanistan for quite some time now, I doubt she'll be too worried about someone spending her money

[@todorororo]

@@redgarlicbred6228 what about denny then? :'(

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

he's embezzled over 60,000$ from her

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

@@todorororo I love Dennys its my favorite restaurant. I also embezzle money from them.

[@dagmare940]

@@user-ev5gj8xe2b that was jackson tucker

[@daltonburrows7645]

Drew seems like a guy who loves his wife so much and wants everyone to know about it. And that’s great.

[@Obby004]

Like John Mulaney

[@astronomical926]

@@Obby004 not quite

[@jazmyndebono4927]

@@Obby004 man do I have some big news for you

[@Obby004]

@@jazmyndebono4927 oh did something happen? I don’t really keep up with him I just watch his specials. But your can’t deny that him and Drew have similar energies, comedy, and voices.

[@sophiaako7663]

@@Obby004 they divorced

[@jessberch7041]

When this first came out I was impressed by the healthy snacks drew picked for the chopstick demonstration but now that the Tom Brady video has come out it all makes sense.

[@davidr.6357]

@eioshen boboi Thanks yeah drop me a reminder

[@thelegalmexican9860]

@eioshen boboi That date will go down in history

[@esobelisk3110]

@eioshen boboi why would we be alive by then

[@Hopefull4you]

@eioshen boboi Ah, dangit! My deathdate is February 12th 2028.

[@g0ref4iry48]

@eioshen boboi omg i set a reminder on my phone too

[@PAPAYADRANK]

For the finger chopsticks, where they really shine is when you're crafting with things like clay for me - long times with hands covered in clay, you dont really want to wash your hands off every time you want to eat a chip, this way you can just quickly grab a lil treats

[@internetshaquille]

first time i didn't skip the part where the step bro is stuck in the dryer

[@lucinda_null]

wait what

[@brezzlendean77]

ಠ_ಠ

[@trevormims7939]

Nah, man. That’s the best part and you are just going to skip it

[@lop8669]

The….. The first time?

[@someoneidk308]

Usually the step bro isnt the one stuck. I enjoyed the change of pace

[@alexandriakotsifas]

Anyone else feel like Drew’s comedy skill is leveling up?? He’s always been super funny but his recent skits and this video especially have made me laugh harder than I can last remember

[@caseys2698]

This video was extra funny. I thought maybe it was enhanced by me watching it at 1:30 AM, but I’m glad to know other people are noticing a comedy upgrade! (And uh yeah maybe it was enhanced by me being tired but u get what i mean lol)

[@Rabbit-the-One]

If you are a fan of the skits in particular then check out his bro Kurtis Conner. That guy can write a wild skit. Drew would support this message.

[@paniccan643]

he peaked at road work ahead

[@lusikxi9296]

@@paniccan643 we disagree

[@claranadine1086]

Yeah, this video felt really funny for some reason XD Maybe cause I'm super tired and everything seems oddly funny tho haha

[@zionmeier2531]

I want Drew to critically analyze every product I’ve ever bought. He’s the only source I trust at this point

[@abloodcorpse3318]

I need him to tell me if the Lego Power Miners set I just bought off Ebay was worth it or not.

[@Violet-Spark]

@@abloodcorpse3318 it’s not

[@vroomonimo]

without the visible dislike count letting us know when a product review is bogus this is now truer than ever

[@BlueDaNoob3]

Great news bestie!

[@maximilian9000]

I bought a Love Box for my young daughters while I was deployed. They don't have phones, and they loved it. Significantly less useful since I came home.

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Cute! Glad your deployment went well (I assume)

[@ella.04]

Thank you for your service!!

[@emmym563]

Drew's description of how he would have to poop in the jumpsuit while wearing underwear was an exact description of my years spent doing ballet in a leotard

[@graceraven3423]

Wow bringing back forbidden memories

[@no_peace]

Yeah or just sitting n0od in a swimming pool bathroom with the suit brushing the floor, hoping a mean older kid doesn't pop up over the cubicle wall

[@_swesters_]

In Ballet you don't wear underwear under your leotard though. Unless there are ballerinas who wear thongs or something but we were always told not to wear underwear

[@zeezee3307]

@@_swesters_ how would you deal with periods or discharge in though?

[@arianamitchell7050]

@@zeezee3307 a lot of leotards have built in lining in that area and i was able to get away with wearing pads personally. in ballet it's kind of collectively known that you're gonna see a lot of your peers' bodies so i would never get offended if i saw discharge and such, it's natural, like sweat

[@tristanwalker4277]

Drew incessantly berating a company that has already gone under is so inspiring

[@kam2100]

you’ve gotta appreciate the extra work of drew recording an extremely extra rant about the work onesie, privately uploading the unfinished video, and recording himself reacting to it as if he was a viewer + recording himself skipping past the improvised rant. that’s a lot of dedication for such a short bit

[@pricc-om]

i think it waz actvally jvzt magic bvt yez i do appreciate how imprezzive it waz

[@DevilJhoMama]

@@pricc-om Why are you typing like that?

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@DevilJhoMama I can only imagine their s and u buttons are broken

[@dead_protagonist]

@@DevilJhoMama because it looks f*cking epic thats why 😎

[@Cree8Ball]

@@dead_protagonist I think you mean fvcking epic

[@bruce1947]

Honestly those finger chopsticks could be really useful if i'm eating chips while working or writing, generally just using a keyboard a lot when i don't wanna constantly wash my hands.

[@mousetrap330]

if they had rings on them, so you didn't have to, like drew said, tense your fingers, it would be even better

[@GretSeat]

​@@mousetrap330they really aren't that hard, he made a huge deal out of it and they are really easy to use.

[@11Coaco11]

@@mousetrap330there are some like that on Amazon- I’m kinda tempted to buy…

[@adachiselas3675]

9:29 I laughed for about 60 seconds straight at the way he pronounced lounge as a two syllable word

[@annie-pants]

I Love To ~Laow,Nj~

[@maddybe4r]

666th like. no one touch.

[@ptyw.]

@@maddybe4r L

[@Styxintheriver]

Guys I found a rhyme for orange

[@RodneyAndMeVideos]

Very Irish way to pronounce it tbh

[@Maisked]

The pant rant, was by FAR, the funniest thing I have seen in MONTHS, I haven't had a good laugh like that in forever! I think the fact it just kept going and getting more ridiculous was exactly what I had me dying on the ground

[@AURush95]

The funniest part is I didn't think about any of the problems until he brought them up, especially the part about peeing in the pants

[@nosferatussister4903]

I practically peed my pants hearing him talk about peeing his pants 😂

[@beatriceroosmark]

Same was so funny, loved the pant rant!! Had me laughing with out breathing 😆

[@lina-5640]

Literally just came back to this video for it lmaoo

[@KatBambi]

Those finger chopsticks actually would solve a problem I commonly have, as someone who often eats chips or popcorn while writing, typing, or playing games and honestly? kinda want a pair.

[@owens.studios]

If you get some, let us know how it goes

[@6235moni]

I did the same thing in reverse lol. Practiced using chopsticks by eating popcorn with them

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

Yeah it's great. Exactly like chopsticks but with far more strain on your fingers.

[@annayakuhana3007]

You can buy them at the Japanese dollar store here.

[@sachiarc]

yea my friend has a pair of these except they’re just regular chopsticks attached to each other instead of a mini pair on your hand. I’ve always wanted them but idk where to get them😭. They’re probably just kiddie chopsticks i assume? eating cheetos and doritos is so annoying

[@benjamincoco8602]

7:54 has the most John Mulaney deadpan delivery Drew has ever given. It practically feels like a real Mulaney quote.

[@sarahkomar5710]

The way the "styling powder" is just dry shampoo except marketed toward men and sold at double the price of a decent bottle of dry shampoo of the same size...it's literally a reverse pink tax, we love to see it

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

this is our twisted revenge

[@nas19281]

I didn’t think of it like this you’re so right

[@SentienToast]

I'd argue it's closer to the styling powder made by BigSexyHair (BigSexyHair Powder Play), which isn't dry shampoo but kinda sticky?, holds better, and adds a lot of volume to your hair. Way better product than that weird version TribalChimp sells, and it only costs like $15. I honestly do prefer Drew's hair with the powder, though, it looks a lot softer.

[@rpgryder1886]

thats.. not how the pink tax work. It's not slapping the same product with a different color to charge more because of societal standards?, its literally a dry hair gel.

[@erinrafferty5659]

@@rpgryder1886 The point is that women have had that shit available and marketed heavily to us for years, and at a variety of price points (including much cheaper). They're charging men more for something that's not even innovative because nobody's put it in a dark slate grey bottle with a monkey on it and targeted it at dudebros before. Hence, reverse pink tax.

[@NikoChetnekiyen]

I’m convinced the first jumpsuit product is for people with IBS. The lack of pressure on the waist and the obsession with immediate butt access is really painting a specific picture

[@SheepUndefined]

It would be if it didn't make shitting infinitely harder, lmao

[@naranciagaming]

@@SheepUndefined yeah, unless you wear a belt unbuttoning a flap and needed to button it back up when you're done is probably a LOT slower than just wearing normal pants

[@kaitlynm9463]

That or autistic people with sensory issues and strong bladders lol I love that there’s no waistbands and less seams, but good god is it a reminder that “the grass is always greener”

[@cadesmandela1935]

@@SheepUndefined fart butt

[@DrPonk]

I mean I can think of another use for it but uh

[@SuperUnknownPerson]

you don’t need the butt flap cuz remember drew was born with no crack , just one cheek

[@antonioesteban3246]

draw**

[@oliefitzharris27]

@@antonioesteban3246 what

[@antonioesteban3246]

@@oliefitzharris27 look at the sign off when he writes the email to amanda with the finger chopsticks

[@ashikjaman1940]

He still has a hole, it's just in the center of the cheek

[@SuperUnknownPerson]

@@antonioesteban3246 deer wife

[@yxkhithab]

16:47 remind me to come back and watch this video on February 13th 2028 guys 😭😭 Edit: February 13th 2023 and 2024 have passed, 4 years to go 💪🏻

[@RockOnTheKitchenTable]

Remind me too

[@IWantToEndItAll]

will do🫡

[@nicksiscoolhi]

me too

[@RockOnTheKitchenTable]

I made a calendar thing

[@hollowforest]

same

[@lemonshark4961]

He's spending an egregious amount of money on absolute garbage but clearly it's profitable because he keeps making them. Good for you, drew Edit: KZbin did NOT tell me that I had so many likes and comments??? I got a single notification that someone liked it and I was very surprised to see like 12k likes

[@nowhereweareagain]

That, or the titles for these videos are a real cry for help.

[@Sid_Kill]

"egregious"? Is that some kind of apple?

[@cabbagecart-u3x]

@@Sid_Kill yeah, the best kind!

[@TheTyisawesome]

The video has a sponsor anyway

[@mariahowlett625]

Profitable garbage

[@kwiggy5091]

Volumizing hair powder being marketed especially for men and marked up four times is HILARIOUS

[@MusicaNota]

Especially when you can just use some baby power

[@lugoorstar]

@@MusicaNota go full English and put flour on your hair (after you put grease on it). Or go for a more American style and use starch.

[@ashikjaman1940]

THE BLUE TAX THE BLUE TAX IS REAL

[@missmia196]

​@@ashikjaman1940blue tax on male skincare fr fr

[@idrk3707]

@@missmia196 good

[@chelseasees]

To be fair, I legitimately use chopsticks to eat popcorn so my phone screen doesn't get greasy from my fingers. Do my friends think it's weird? Yes, but will I stop ? No. It's big brain thinking I tell you.

[@circumferenced]

as someone that does that same exact thing, i dont get to get my screen dirty with the snacks i shove down my gob!

[@lindsey9958]

That's not weird. What is weird is that they needlessly overcomplicated the already existing chopsticks to be attached to your hands

[@circumferenced]

@@lindsey9958 Hey, the didnt say "you need these" they are like "yea its cool but completely unnecessary"

[@lindsey9958]

@@circumferenced Okay? And it's not a weird way to eat food which was my point

[@Austin-vo2gh]

@@lindsey9958 L take

[@TalleyBellum]

The butt flap might've been for butt stuff of the private variety methinks

[@lugoorstar]

Omg it for me! Sad that they have stopped existing since drew peed in it.

[@starlesspaw]

just in case…

[@micahperoulis]

Yeahhhh I was getting that impression as well just from the way that guy kept saying ✨just in case✨😉💅🏼

[@genericname2747]

But you're supposed to wear them while working 😨

[@lugoorstar]

@@genericname2747 it's not just a job, it is the oldest profession known to man. Prost

[@rwaitwhat]

16:32 “what if we kissed on the purely decorative Popeyes balcony” really made me laugh, especially directly after that beauty of a valentine

[@warmlettuce9317]

As a casual enjoyer of the “flamin’ hot” variety of chips, the snackstick has genuine worth, well mostly cuz it made me realize I could just use chopsticks to avoid red fingertips for 3 days.

[@TurtleStormer]

I used chopsticks for cheetos and french fries before! Super helpful

[@isaiahromero9861]

Honestly it stills seems kinda useful tho, like chopsticks help but you gotta pick them up every time, if you wanna be extra lazy it's the perfect product

[@tylerrichardson3034]

I've usually used a fork but for something like Crunchy Cheetohs it would just break in half. Same with Taki's.

[@SheepUndefined]

@@tylerrichardson3034 With takis, you can pick up one or two at a time by putting the prongs through them, but it doesn't work with deformed ones. :(

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

@@SheepUndefined Your brain dude, I'm gonna do that

[@jenniferredd1430]

It was so fun watching you see the problems with rompers.

[@elizabethtangora4353]

Drew at 12:38 “I will be wearing the absolute shit out of this” Drew at 23:00 *epic rant about how he absolutely can’t shit in this*

[@bugzbeezus]

I got a pair of love boxes from goodwill for like $7... someone definitely broke up but who's the real winner here?

[@westie430]

Ooo good find!!

[@everlyyyyyy]

AMAZING.

[@KaneShugar]

That’s bomb! I would totally buy this for… well, for NOT 350 dollars. It’s a decent enough idea, especially for a grandparent who has trouble with phones but you don’t want them to feel forgotten. Minus the subscription, I think I’d solidly pay like 30 bucks for each of these. No more than that, that’s my peak. 35 ish maybe

[@aur9035]

@@everlyyyyyy do you both have matching usernames

[@everlyyyyyy]

@@aur9035 wowzers

[@ryswyk5894]

Was in the middle of helping deliver a baby, but I couldn’t miss out on this video!!! That baby can wait!

[@monderr]

if you push them back in you might have more time for the video

[@ryswyk5894]

@@monderr don’t worry, I made sure that baby isn’t going ANYWHERE in the meantime ;)

[@majinriley9776]

Bro what

[@BananaMan311]

Stop trying so hard

[@oshawottisdrowned]

Err.. not funny tough

[@ThatAerospaceEningeer]

3:43 I've only ever tipped once for an online store and that was on HCS voice packs cuz they're just awesome people

[@parkchimchimstolemyheart]

We must start a gofundme for Amanda to lock Drew's card so he stops this weird addiction to being scammed out of his money, Drew's gonna have his own TLC show at this rate

[@Emmysn0w]

It’s for work he can right it off his taxes

[@azurdlywisterious]

ah yes, my crazy strange addiction obsession

[@gwenethp511]

@@Emmysn0w I mean yeah, he can save money by writing it off but he'd also save more money by not spending it. But yeah it is his job so tis what it is

[@pejter717]

So Amanda is alive?

[@BrideKllr]

@@pejter717 no, she’s missing in action in afghanistan. We all miss her.

[@alexkidd3d]

Ok so usually I briefly smile at funny things on the internet but the description of you trying to poop wearing this thing had me actually gut laughing... proving once again that toilet humor is the best kind

[@alexanon8345]

Same here, good bit

[@earthtovesna]

The fact that he explained how in case we were unsure 😂 Drew is an Alien.

[@asterveca]

So funnyyyy

[@Rictraduzcholatepretoemingles]

people with constipation can be ofended but you dont think about that do u

[@elliotsalem7123]

What if he bought a second pair of the Snactiv chopsticks and used them to hold his butt flap open while holding his underwear out of the way. That would free one of his hands 🤔

[@waverider6302]

27:29 here’s a time stamp if you want the video to end

[@sageelliott6222]

Very helpful thank you

[@saraj8079]

Thank you.

[@ylanairias6255]

thank youu!

[@raynahall2005]

why would u want the video to end tho, its drew

[@injailoutsoon7289]

Boy do I

[@TransPrinceMaxx]

If you give them a tip they break into your house before you wake up so your hair is fixed by the time you start the day

[@Sqwirrel_Bonez]

So true

[@bigshamille]

I think Drew is one of the first avant-garde commentary channels to really thrive. I’ve been staring at this black screen for 4 minutes and all I can say is “man this guy is a genius”

[@theone7097]

“Avant-garde” 💀

[@cerealexperimentslain]

lmaooo???

[@beatricefox937]

He’s breaking the boundaries of KZbin one post at a time

[@isaiahromero9861]

Drew is funny as hell but this is not "avante garde". He's got a unique style but for the most part his commentary is pretty much what you'd expect from a commentary channel, not that that's a bad thing. Honestly, now you have me wondering what an actually avante garde commentary channel would be like, could be interesting

[@ihaverabies17]

@@isaiahromero9861 the commentary genre is very structured in nature so i’m not sure if it’s even possible while remaining loyal to the format. I’m can’t even think of any avant-garde youtubers in the first place. Maybe bill wurtz since he’s kind of surrealist? Same applies to the youtuber Jreg in certain videos he’s made.

[@DeceasedChannel-r1i]

Your content has taken years off my life

[@drewisgooden]

mine too

[@nowhed]

mine too

[@sweetcheeses]

congrats

[@navinsewchunder5246]

i died

[@indep_]

mine too

[@jadedjaws4952]

The "just in case" was OBVIOUSLY implying surprise buttsex, Danny, I don't know how you could POSSIBLY misinterpret that.

[@janzacharias3680]

*from Danny

[@jadedjaws4952]

@@janzacharias3680 lol, you mean from Drew of course. 😉

[@moistwrmonastring1017]

BAHAHHAHHAHHAHHSHXND

[@annabelwestwood6192]

Drew… lol

[@piqachu]

@@jadedjaws4952 no, kurtis.

[@momedusa]

They coulda marketed the pants/shirt onesie as something for winter- “tired of your shirt riding up under your coat, leaving you exposed? Have a hard time pulling up your pants with gloves on? Try this!” They failed.

[@waynebradywallpaper]

The skit with the toilet flap and then cutting to you watching it on a phone was probably my fav skit of yours. I was genuinely cackling and the cut scene really took me by surprise. Love it!

[@rageosoarusrex9660]

Drew: “I don’t know when you’re watching this. You could be watching this on February 13th 2028.” Me: Proceeds to set a reminder to watch this video on 02/13/2028 which is the most committed I’ve ever been to anything.

[@carolinelasuer9986]

no because i immediately did the same thing

[@alondranino423]

Same 😭

[@bunnycatsmoothie5768]

Omg I was searching for this comment 🤣

[@christopherlester4245]

did the exact same. i expect to see u all in 6 years

[@reizak8966]

Yes! See you all in 6(ish) years.

[@audreygrace568]

I would love to see drew and Amanda tryout products targeted towards women… mainly I want drew to realize how annoying halara ads are😅

[@limepolar8727]

Yes! He should totally do a video with her and her ads

[@bink6778]

This is actually a genius idea lol

[@DevilJhoMama]

What's halara?

[@crystalgemstv4609]

@@DevilJhoMama Clothing brand that makes athleisure dresses and skorts. On a completely irrelevant note, I really like this comment because it makes sense when you translate it. I’m not even sure what language it’s translating.

[@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat]

@@crystalgemstv4609 Sometimes KZbin just… does that even if the entire comment is in English.

[@Meee2_00]

“It’s kinda involuntary I feel like there’s not a way to do one without the other.” I like the idea that drew has never pissed without shitting.

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Have you?

[@amberchristine961]

I just want to say, he didn’t release this on the last day of the month! Must be ahead of schedule. I’m so proud!

[@ruminationstation4200]

It's all that time he saved not taking his pants off to poop.

[@kafi7169]

I thought of the same - that this video is weirdly early! Good for him!!

[@hermie5556]

Yeah because of the youtooz giveaway

[@moongirl8807]

Maybe we get 2 videos this month.......?😳😍

[@SilverDragonJay]

fun fact: hair powder was the way people used to exclusively style (and clean!) their hair, so that first product isn't really that new. Main difference is that back in the day, they needed to use a _lot_ of powder, that's why when you look at old paintings everyone has gray hair, even kids. It might also be why that first product didn't seem to work too well, a little sprinkle just isn't enough to get the kind of hold you can get with modern hairspray and pomade.

[@Peyton1218]

Hair powder back then was for lice and syphilis sores lol

[@idontrlyhaveanamebutihavec9918]

@@Peyton1218 no, it wasnt exclusively for hygiene, it was also used for fashion. In fact, there were blue, pink, and green hair powders back then!!

[@emilylichius2347]

This process was called “pomade and powdering” your hair which included using both to keep the powder from clumping while retaining all the natural oils in your hair, unlike our shampoo nowadays. It also made it possible to do those crazy Marie Antoinette styles you see in portraits.

[@JanieBee]

That's disgusting, omg

[@goblin.2618]

I was amused at Drew ranting about the process of taking a dump with the butt flap. Then when Drew himself was watching the KZbin video and skipped over part of the laugh, I started laughing out loud like a freak.

[@k3upikachu]

HAHAHAHA YEAH i was cackling. the look on his face

[@kaiya2472]

Same I’m laughing my ass off on my front porch

[@Ray-ks4bb]

I was laughing my butt flap off

[@DevilJhoMama]

Oh damn if you're a freak for laughing out loud then i'm in trouble.

[@owllee9585]

My favorite thing about this whole video is that he has a bathroom dedicated for his cat

[@UnnecessaryInventions]

I have basically turned this addiction into my own personality and make my own fake ads for a living.

[@brezzlendean77]

Oh hay

[@hauntedsunsets]

I was JUST thinking about how those finger chopsticks look like something I'd see on your channel, here you are in the comments

[@Bloody_Corpses]

Awesome I really want the not today mirror it would help my nausea if I choose what I have to look at instead of the whole mess making me feel worst

[@pinki2568]

Drew Gooden LOSER! I HAVE A BETTER VIDEO

[@positivedemon4635]

1.2k likes and only 4 replies? lemme fix that

[@Senseyspencey]

I have never actually laughed out loud so many times in 28 minutes before. You are genuinely so funny

[@richardsonIII]

I am not a proponent of frivolous consumption but I hope he never stops doing these.

[@pinki2568]

Drew Gooden LOSER! I HAVE A BETTER VIDEO

[@Tubiggiesmalls]

The funniest on the platform

[@kaikai9122]

“I guess the only thing left to do now is-TIME TO EAT STUFF” smoothest transition of all time

[@WinterGamesYT]

7:50 its gotten cold where you live? well that would be because its winter, howard. thats how winter works

[@caitlinb1657]

I wanna add something: sometimes tools that would help disabled folk out in day to day tasks are marketed as a way for abled people to be "lazier". Like the chopsticks. I've seen disabled people use things similar to them, but the marketing completely ignores that.

[@that.neurodivergent]

TRUE

[@DiggandDugg]

Yes, like the tool to help you put on socks for example. I did watch a video before where a disabled person did say that can help make the goods more affordable and convenient to get so although the marketing is really dumb at least it can benefit someone? I wouldn't know but hope this helps others!

[@ScyllasSimp]

@juju! •᷄ࡇ•᷅ how would this help disabled people? The only thing I can think of is sensory issues.

[@heatherbland4551]

@@ScyllasSimp some may have limited fine motor skills with their hands like a pinching movement to pick something up could be difficult and this could be useful for them

[@babytig3r807]

Yeah or like those shoes where you just slip in on and it kind of pulls up by itself.

[@shotaaizawaslay]

I'm not gonna lie the chopsticks you wear on one hand seems pretty appealing to me as an artist. Because I'll occasionally snack while I draw and when you draw, on digital or traditional there's rarely something worse than having greasy little hands all over your work. I am genuinely considering buying those.

[@jakedanielsen4512]

Just use chopsticks! Think of how often you're actually going to use the thing after your first couple hours

[@starflurries]

get kiddie chopsticks ain’t no shame

[@mariamsaleh2939]

I think regular chopsticks would be cheaper and probably easier to use

[@fionafiona1146]

@@mariamsaleh2939 not sure, fumbling for cutlery has been an issue for me, I spied an entire cup of milk once, getting scared of cathapuplting an Oreo into my face... sugar to wake me up hadn't worked.

[@mariamsaleh2939]

@@fionafiona1146 I'm sorry i couldn't understand what u said there, english is my second language so i'm sorry but can u rephrase what u said ?

[@sunfloweryoonie]

One day drew has to come up with a random item to sell just so he can make his own ridiculous advertisement for it, that'd be the only acceptable conclusion to this genius series

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Like, a massive social experiment where he infiltrates the world of weird products in order to figure out what it's like in his enemies' heads. And fine-tuning the ads so he can conclude exactly what it is about the business model that makes people actually buy them. And the product becomes so successful in its own right that it goes viral and people keep sending Drew messages telling him to try it out, but he just laughs, because he has fooled them all, for it is he who has created the product in the first place.

[@graceraven3423]

And we all buy it and he gets rich and gets to make videos for us forever lol

[@Imaproshaman7]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Beautiful. I'd love that.

[@Keneo1]

But he already did? He sells little men who come to your rescue when you are stuck in the drier

[@static979]

he has his hotdog website

[@jodipearson567]

Might have to just make an obscure item and market it just in the hope that Drew buys it and verbally rips it apart

[@BigMan7o0]

As someone who frequently snacks at their setup, those finger chopsticks actually look really cool. I've definitely got snack dust on my keyboard and mouse many times because I wasn't able to wipe my hands before the next round/match starts so I feel like these could help.

[@sodapunk9816]

Just use regular chopsticks

[@massdysfunkton]

Fr. It reminded me of all the times ive tried to eat doritos or something during a cutscene and then had to violently clap/slap (?) the chip dust off my hands because it ended earlier than i was expecting 😂

[@Frezzyy]

I bought the Chinese version of these for 70 cents, and they are worth it if you are trying to keep your keyboard and mouse clean off of chips, only downside is heavy stuff like apple slices and such, they don't hold up well but for the rest of it it's actually really good

[@BigMan7o0]

@@sodapunk9816 True, would be a good excuse to finally learn how the fuck to use them lmfao

[@BigMan7o0]

@@massdysfunkton Dude the amount of times I've already done this with Elden Ring cutscenes is embarrassing xD

[@rbae]

I feel like the snack grabber is mostly so that you don't get food residue (i.e. cheeto dust, carrot water, celery scent, seasoning) on your controller or mouse rather than to serve as a way to continue working

[@puffdaddy69]

wtf is carrot water and celery scent?

[@tylerrichardson3034]

@@puffdaddy69 I think they mean the moisture from carrots. It'll get on your hand and then on your controller, same for celery scent.

[@arohdooggink8025]

And tf celery scent

[@rachel-lq1em]

true cuz my wii remotes were always covered in food grime when i was younger

[@ashikjaman1940]

I would personally love something like that if it was A) better and B) not an Instagram ad. Oh well, we still got forks lol.

[@Shortipop]

I've never found it so entertaining for someone to get "Going Commando" and "Raw Dogging" mixed up

[@valaya.3]

Are you telling me that both can't apply in that situation?

[@Bongthroat]

I feel like "Raw Dogging" is what the buttflap is actually for.

[@Diana-mu7pc]

@@Bongthroat 😥

[@g.a.9896]

Lmao, I guess he meant "free balling" ?

[@isaacleguin2171]

@@Bongthroat I feel like you're gonna run into the same issue with that that Drew did tho, what with the garment making it difficult to access the front part of the body

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

I've watched all of your instagram ad videos in a row now and it is way past my bedtime because I was looking specifically for the pant rant, and once I click on one, I have to watch it all the way through. I got the pant rant and now I can go to bed happy. Thanks Drew