Drinker's Chasers - Cleaner: Die Hard With A Girlboss

Have you ever wanted to watch a cheap Die Hard knockoff with an invincible girlboss replacing John McClane? Then Cleaner starring Daisy Ridley is the movie for you.

[@derekzappia1892]

My name is Rey.....Rey Mclane

[@kunserndsittizen2655]

“Yipee Ki yay MotherFORCE-HER!”

[@mcgarvey1986]

Oh god no

[@1s3ngr1m]

Rather Rey McLame....and gay!

[@Lurker_Z]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- There's a non-zero chance they could do it too. Separately, neither Rey, nor McClane, can be copyrighted. Sweet Multiverse!

[@gustavgnoettgen]

Somehow Haaans Gruber has returned.

[@tc98826]

Press tour: "This is the *first* movie ever made about a strong female protagonist" Crowd: Claps like seals Box Office: $5

[@chriswhite2151]

Did the forget Jennifer Lawrence, the first female action hero?!!!

[@Mazafaka77]

🤣🤣

[@thelonespacemarine5211]

Media: it was a resounding success!!

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

"She's an ex Navy Seal..." *_"FOKKOFF FILM!!!"_*

[@gildor8866]

BTW: which movie actually was the first? 🤔 I keep thinking Aliens (aka Alien2), though it is a bit of an ensemble piece.

[@TiesOfZip]

“The cops can’t come and get you cuz they’re busy arresting people for memes”… that was fuckin gold

[@Bow-to-the-absurd]

That's true, if people didn't realise.

[@DraQinn]

This is good opportunity to remind people that the very first police unit in Britain was made for the purpose of protecting the royal family from their angry tax victims. I suppose they've reverted back to their original purpose. The CIA was created by the queen of England for the exact same reason, to protect her wealth globally, by destabilizing governments not under her control.

[@garylancaster8612]

They all missed it

[@terrylandess6072]

It all takes place in Nakauppa Plaza.

[@frankberry6220]

Dear Ties, It falls into the category of "It's funny because its true." Frank.

[@the6ig6adwolf]

I have a decade of high-rise window cleaning experience, and I can confirm that fight training is the first thing you're taught. This movie is 100% accurate to real life.

[@muznick]

And we always work at night.

[@the6ig6adwolf]

@muznick and alone 🤣

[@muznick]

@@the6ig6adwolf I hope they show her actually cleaning a window. I suspect she will be about as good as those guys in the Matrix. She'll probably have a bottle of Windex.

[@wolfsbane-rw7um]

Ah yes, when the highly experienced almost mystical master of window washing turns to you & utters the words to change your life forever "Soap on, soap off".

[@michaelminervini1908]

thank you for your service

[@ArchonOne]

Finally. I’ve been waiting for someone to make a movie with a girlboss who can beat up anything, takes no shit from any man and has no flaws whatsoever. Stunning and brave. Full props for originality.

[@stellviahohenheim]

They copied the brother plot from The Raid : Redemption

[@Squirleypoo]

She totally has a flaw, she wasn't there for her brother... which is probably why she was dishonorably discharged because she went AWOL to rescue him from some human trafficking drug ring. So... more of a feature than a flaw.

[@ArchonOne]

@@Squirleypoo right.. feature, not flaw.

[@jantergibbins85]

Joke all u want .. The next generation are only seeing these type of wimmin and no positive male outlets.....of course the movies are shit but girl boss will be all they know and will be worshipped!!!.and thats the aim. Same with pop music. They have the studio's... they have control

[@bobafeet1234]

Daisy Ridley starring in a movie where she has a completely undeserved and unearned set of skills... sounds familiar. 😁

[@toh6261]

Nuh uh. She was a Navy SEAL. That's what the movie said. You can tell by her frail, boyish frame.

[@StimParavane]

No you are wrong. Women are naturally superior regardless of any evidence to the contrary.

[@M_K-Bomb]

Nah, come on she worked in the military. That instantly makes her a badass, LOL!

[@trueLuminus]

@@M_K-Bomb Especially the part where she kicks that woman and she goes flying off that elevated metal rig. Totally believable.🤣

[@StimParavane]

@@M_K-Bomb Sorry, I don't take female soldiers seriously. At best they are playing dress-up.

[@FrostForgeStudios-r8r]

To this day, there have been a total of 0 female navy seals, and for good reason. Seal training is designed to break grown men in half, it is beyond what a woman is physically capable of handling. And even if a woman could, she would most definitely not look like Daisy Ridley.

[@jatonator]

Why not, what if she was born with beauty and physical prowess

[@FrostForgeStudios-r8r]

@@jatonator Or plot armor.

[@johneyton5452]

​@@jatonatorthat is some God level trolling.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I could see Gina Carano in this role but this girl?!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@broman260]

It's a movie, it's not real.

[@kerravon4159]

A girlboss movie!? Wow, they're so incredibly rare!

[@reginaknoll4258]

A girl-boss movie, but it's not a girl, if you hear me go...😅

[@beastmaster6943]

Final!y someone I can identify with As a strong independent man, I stand long and hard behind this movie

[@kyon813]

"I'd like...a female-led action movie." "How original." "Starring a girlboss!" "Daring today, aren't we, sir?"

[@Mazafaka77]

100%

[@ArtistPixieSakura]

To be fair, we have A LOT of male led action movies...I don't think gender is the problem here. It's how the characters are written and the stories.

[@peterbumper2769]

The problem with all girl-boss movies is you cannot beat them up. Die Hard, John McClain is beaten, bloodied, shoe-less, by the end of the film. They will never do that to a female

[@theguybehindyou4762]

Movie villains are all super simps.

[@YouScareMe1]

Atomic Blonde literally sees her get hit by men throughout the whole movie.

[@cjjuszczak]

@@YouScareMe1 and yet she still beats the men twice her weight right ?

[@YouScareMe1]

@cjjuszczak and? it's a movie. you may not realize this but no man can take on multiple men at the same time yet I don't see incels like u get mad about that

[@CaneFan25]

@@YouScareMe1I thought that was a Porn 🤣🤡

[@vinceA3748]

Daisy Ridley displaying her grand total of two facial expressions that she is capable of.

[@nightprowler1]

I'll just rewatch Die Hard.

[@richardmarshall2858]

Just watched it last night 😁

[@camerongunn7906]

Well it is a Christmas movie

[@RCAvhstape]

Now I have a Die Hard DVD ho ho ho

[@FoxWolfWorld]

I watched it last night, definitely a Christmas movie

[@macdaddybender]

Who cares if it's a Christmas movie, as long as you watch it on a fairly regular basis

[@chance_ondriezek99]

My grandmother always told me “I don’t care what they told you in school… Die Hard is a Christmas movie”.

[@anubusx]

She is very right.

[@ViolentMessiah666]

Smart woman

[@chasehedges6775]

@@anubusx💯

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

Your grandmother was right.

[@Knuck_Knucks]

I see what you did there... ✊ 🐿

[@dichotomus3764]

Who else thought "ex navy seal" line was actually in the trailer? It was uncanny how perfectly timed and delivered the line was.

[@polkad3v]

I think they were all just dying to jump on something to take the piss about. The guys voice is very cinematic though.

[@starscream7755]

oh i thought it was 🤣

[@kri249]

Even better was Drinkers reaction to it 😂

[@inspiraPaz]

Yeah, I thought it was real and my inner voice was ranting along side drinker being former military myself.

A British women was in the American navy SEAL team? Impossible.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

An Accountant, a Mechanic, and Beekeeper all walk into Nakatomi tower....

[@B0mber44]

Funny how two of those are Jason Statham

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

@@B0mber44i was thinking the Bronson Mechanic, but now I want an action movie where Jason Statham plays twins 😂😂

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

Don’t forget Jason Statham’s “The Transporter”

[@kenb2671]

….Hans Gruber gets kicked off the tower at the end.😊👍🏾

[@jeffreyboyer3714]

LOL, this deserves more love

[@evanburrows1697]

The part where she says "Yippee Ki-Yay, ya daft bell ends!" was amazing.

[@actioncom2748]

A military person doing a mundane job being called to action? That's Under Siege!

[@RCAvhstape]

Die Under Hard Siege

[@MrJohnlennon007]

They should have gotten modern Seagal to do the whole movie in a chair

[@actioncom2748]

@MrJohnlennon007 Why do you hate chairs so much?

[@mroctober3657]

She can't cook.

[@mroctober3657]

That's why she cleans.

[@AHersheyHere]

Fun 'Cleaner' Fact: No woman has ever achieved the designation of Navy SEAL.

[@lostalone9320]

Imagine my shock that a demanding physical test that most very fit men cannot pass has never been passed by a woman.

[@Arizona-ex5yt]

And never will. (Unless they lower the standards). It's basically physically impossible for a woman to get through BUDs.

[@novusparadium9430]

@@Arizona-ex5yt Rightfully so, women can't imagine the horrors to the body men from enemy states will do to them and should stay out war period.

[@garykoeppejr6719]

I've seen average guys ragdoll female body builders, so I believe it.

[@KopperNeoman]

@@garykoeppejr6719 Tell that to my ignorant brothers who've never fought a woman in their lives.

[@hothotheat3000]

Daisy Ridley is cooked. The only people who escaped Star Wars with a career are Adam Driver and Oscar Isaac, but those two were already respected before those movies.

[@Anuduin]

Ummm Harrison Ford?

[@Rhamsody]

Star wars both made AND killed her career. 😫

[@LiberPater777]

​@@AnuduinYes. He's cooked too now.

[@toolegittoquit_001]

Star Wars made Harrison's career and Indiana Jones killed it

[@geeebuttersnap2433]

@@toolegittoquit_001Harrison Ford killed his own career.

[@sole__doubt]

I love how every time she tries to look mean its the same unconvincing face.

[@Adam-sd2ow]

Still more "scary tough" than Daniel Radcliffes "scary tough" face

[@sole__doubt]

@@Adam-sd2ow Agreed. I love the comedy Imperium.

[@DavidAnderson-m5c]

*Variety reporter:* So... why did you decide to be in this movie? *Daisy Ridley:* I saw a window of opportunity. *Variety reporter:* Was it easy to play this role? *Daisy Ridley:* Actually, very pane-ful.

[@endeckerBM]

Especially after her losing streak!

[@Chris-kn4vf]

The navy seal bit fooled me too that’s the level of corniness I’ve come to expect

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

"There's a very high teeth-to-face ratio." That's about the nicest "horseface" I've ever heard.

[@chrisjenkins9978]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

[@busybillyb33]

They should cast her in he next Alien movie...as the Queen Xenomorph. No special effects needed.

[@adamw116]

I dunno I thought she was good in Murder on the Orient Express. I think she's being picked on because because they made her a Mary Sue in some of the worst Star Wars movies ever made. She does the intro and outro for a popular podcast and until she identifies herself you don't really know it's her. She kind of shows an ability for voice work in general to me. I actually tried to watch that movie The Bubble and her cameo appearance was one of the best things in it. I don't know, I've never heard her bitch about the Patriarchy and do the "femenist" thing. With all the criticism of the Disney Star Wars shit I never heard her personally call fans toxic. Okay the best actress to come out of the whole Disney Star Wars abomination if you wanna call it may be Felecity Jones in Rogue One. But I don't know. I've seen some interviews with Ridley and outside of Star Wars she seems charming. Especially these days with ungrateful shits like Rachel Zegler .

[@derek96720]

I'm glad somebody else brought it up. I noticed this back in the star wars movies. Every time she does her angry grimace, I just can't take her seriously.

[@uffdude2936]

Not enough people like this comment!

[@dodger0101]

Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber- one of the, all time, great villains.

[@theequalizer9154]

👍

[@amadeusagripino6862]

Clay... Bill Clay...

[@benpawlett9336]

such a likeable villain

[@staceya5149]

THE all time great movie villain. His performance elevated what might have been a fun, throwaway action flick into something truly spectacular. I love Bruce Willis as well, of course, but let's be real - Rickman was the real star of Die Hard.

[@thee_morpheus]

Haaaaaaans!

[@eskimoinohio1460]

I like when the 5'2 95lb actress kicks the 6'4 270lb bad guy and he flies across the room.

[@MrLuckytrucker21]

And she doesn't even mess up her makeup either! lol

[@lawrencegoldworm]

What is your point? (JK)

[@chrismcdonald7086]

Daisy Ridley following the Mark Hamill career arc, with the unfortunate reality that there won't be a ton of animated instances of her character in the future.

[@rofflesvanwagon]

The good news is no one's going to remember this long enough to bother to argue whether it's a christmas movie.

[@chrisjenkins9978]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

[@Kthomasritchie]

No one is going to watch it.

[@RydarkVoyager]

As a super-villain, I don't hire drug addicts as part of my crew when I plan a high profile high stakes job.

[@voidwalker7774]

This! Exactly this! If you are a professional you work with professionals.

[@zacharymcmillan2788]

Legit 💯,you can't afford the liability. 😈👍

[@jasondouglas152]

Maybe they misinterpreted they meaning of " high " profile " high " stakes 😂

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Oh, good. I thought I was weird for my no-druggies policy.

[@chocolateteaspoon]

But do you fill your diversity requirements?

[@jules-pierremalartre7800]

Drinker, you saved me a lot of money this year, thanks.

[@grimmrexrat]

Equalizer 2 was basically "The Lyft Driver" 😂

[@Liescomefromtheright]

And there it is: Daisy Ridley is Steven Segal. Perfect analysis.

[@86abaile]

The problem with Daisy Ridley is that she can only play Daisy Ridley.

[@danjonmills]

So, posh drama school bird...

[@JohnSmith-qg2bp]

Another original comment 🙄🙄

[@tutzdesYT]

She played Elrond in LOTR and Agent Smith in The Matrix flawlessly. Female roles are not her thing though.

[@djay6651]

I find that the case even with highly acclaimed actors. Robert De Niro just plays Robert De Niro.

[@danjonmills]

Then you really haven't watched/paid attention to his films: His Jake LaMotta in Raging Bull is different than anything he did. Also Frankenstein. Also Max Cady in Cape Fear. He's not the most versatile actor ever, but to say he only plays himself shows how illiterate you are to film.

[@bryantvargas5623]

This movie would be way more believable if the police were there to arrest a grandma posting a facebook meme, stumbled upon Arab terrorists and decided arresting them would be insensitive.

[@Bennyuk01]

love it 🤣

[@olafgurke4699]

I hate how accurate this is.

[@JoJo-vg8dz]

Accurate

[@SINGHDASLAYA]

The UK in a nutshell!

[@poslednisoud]

Daisy belongs to the same cathegory as Emilia Clarke. British cutie who would be great as a romantic interest or lead in romantic movie horribly misscast as an action hero.

[@morganseppy5180]

Im not sure they make movies with traditional roles and conventional stories

[@little_dandelion]

Pugs are cuties too. Even dogpool is a cutie. Heck, I even think the worms in my worm bin are cute.

[@MaryRohwer]

If I saw her cast in a rom-com, I would wonder how much of it would be feminist politicizing. (I get that feeling when I see Emma Watson.) I don't think I would wonder that about Emilia Clarke.

[@Zan_Jayna]

They'll keep doing it too because she has the certification for doing her own stunts and martial arts, just like Scarlett Johannson. The chick who plays Asoka talks about it in an interview. She says she keeps getting parts like that because of the fact that she had to get stunt certified to do the first action role and now thats what they call her for

[@user-gf4zm4zm7w]

​@@little_dandelion,haha dogpool

[@bv_7766]

“The Window Licker” gets my vote!

[@Radca73]

She's a member of the international secret society of an office cleaners, specialy trained to fight capitalism and patriarchy. Every major city have their base hidden in a regular janitor's lockers.

[@sweetchristmas101]

It could run parallel to John Wick's High Table, but instead of hitmen exchanging gold coins, it's urinal pucks.

[@chowchow2386]

Isn't it great that in this day we can not only save money by watching the drinkers reviews (instead of going to see the movie), AND we get way more enjoyment too 😂

[@RCAvhstape]

Plus a reminder to watch Die Hard again, and pray for Bruce Willis.

[@81hewp]

Next girlboss movie” The Fluffer”

[@rogierb5945]

The flicker

[@krisskross6074]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😅

[@sifridbassoon]

@@rogierb5945 ooooh...you bad! 😅

[@skyevens8756]

There is already many sequels.

[@nickmitsialis]

Quiet! They might make a movie with Mia Goth with that idea.

[@thee_morpheus]

Daisy Ridley as an ex Navy Seal, overwhelmed by the realism

[@the318pop]

That wasn't in the trailer.

[@Mereologist]

@@the318pop Not a Navy Seal, no... but the literature does explicitly describe her as "a dishonorably discharged but highly trained ex-soldier". Wanna bet that the only reason she was discharged was because a male superior made a pass at her and she punched him in the face?

[@FVD]

Just put Hayley Atwell in everything instead! I :p

[@jimtaylor294]

Discount Casey F. Ryback 😂

[@taishonb]

I (and probably so many) didn’t even know this movie existed until you guys brought it up.

[@reyluna9332]

That fear that Drinker speaks of is what made the first 3 Diehard movies so good. And why I was disappointed with ever Diehard after.

[@ViolentMessiah666]

Think I'll just watch Die Hard in 4k

[@Bow-to-the-absurd]

Melon farmer

[@mariobrito427]

Die Hard for Christmas, Die Hard 2 for new years, and then Die Hard with a Vengeance sometime in January to wrap up the trilogy. "Why you calling me Jesus, do I look Puerto-Rican to you? Zeus! My name is Zeus! 😂"

[@PantoniStrikesBack]

@@mariobrito427 You mean like the father of Apollo?

[@mariobrito427]

@@PantoniStrikesBack yeah the "don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass" Zeus! 😂

[@Chriso22]

Haven't watched it before and i keep hearing about it when it's Christmas.

[@av7610]

100lb women will never be Navy SEALs or any other special forces type.

[@sykesknife4496]

Never underestimate what the Canadians have done in Trudeau’s time in office.

[@crazyralph6386]

Exactly. One only has to look at dozens of police body camera footage of them unable to take a 12 year old down without help? They’re completely useless.

[@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages]

What about a 200 lb woman? 🤔

[@av7610]

@ what about them?

[@tarkus4283]

The Army,under woke leadership, lowered the standards for Ranger school, so women qualified

[@laxwyo1]

Darkhour getting them on "ex navy seal" was so great

[@PantoniStrikesBack]

He got me too with that, and I was laughing in disbelief. But then the trailer drops the "ex-army" and I felt a little better XD

[@stonyfunfazwansk2672]

If he would sht the fk up after that.

[@MaximumWarp2099]

Poor Daisy Ridley “Does she fight everybody with her giant head? Dang, that was savage. 😂😂😂

[@bartsullivan4866]

Alan Rickman is just shaking his head in heaven. No charisma from anyone in the whole cast

[@dougsmith4602]

Under siege = die hard on a ship. Speed = die hard on a bus. Sudden death = die hard at a stadium. Con air = die hard on a plane. Now we have cleaner, die hard with a girl boss

[@Zan_Jayna]

Nobody move or the bunny gets it

[@cafeabasedecinema]

Passenger 57 is die hard on a plane with a sociopath. Con Air is die hard on a plane with villains of every kind.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

loved Con Air✌

[@royalemiko9020]

You forgot the best one. Hard Boiled - Die Hard in a hospital.

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

Thanks for reminding me of Con air. I gotta rewatch that.

[@ralphmalph5191]

Hollywood, quit trying to make Daisy Ridley happen. It's not going to happen!

[@chrisjenkins9978]

She would have been fine as a romantic sidekick to a male lead hero. Now, she’s done. No man will ever see her as a romantic lead.

[@pete5691]

I’ve made the argument that she shoulda worn the leia jabba costume for most of episode 7

[@ralphmalph5191]

Mary Sue type-cast and associated with one of the worst IP destructions committed by Hollywood.

[@jatonator]

She’s already happened, haters keep living in denial

[@ralphmalph5191]

@@jatonator Proud hater, but her weak box office draw proves you're the one in denial.

[@TI4438]

Cleaner 2 : Clean Harder! Summer 2026.

[@louievito5701]

Cleaner? I Hardly Know ‘Er!

[@chrisjenkins9978]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

Cleaner 2 will have Jason Statham and go on for another 5 or 6 movies.

[@mar10ssj1]

Hippy kay aye, mother lover!!!

[@jessejames8900]

Cleaner 3 : cleaning with a vengeance

[@PowerfulLeadahYas-Yas]

As Drinker rightly points out, John McClane made it look HARD. He only just barely succeeds and dumb luck plays a big part. The thing about Die Hard was that back in '88 nobody thought Bruce Willis, a comedy actor from TV, could carry an action movie and the movie slightly under-performed as result. It only really found its audience on home video. Bruce Willis was cast as a non-traditional action movie lead because John McTiernan wanted a character who was vulnerable and human. Sly or Arnie (who were no doubt considered for the role at some point) would have made for a lesser film.

[@guys72ss1]

The new movie with Daisy Ridley should be called die hard on😂

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

I'm looking forward to the next high-octane thriller, The Secretaries Third Cousins Neighbors Best Friend Who Thought About Joining the Military That One Time in High-school... The next mega block buster hit movie storming into theaters this summer.

[@EyeInTheSky982]

Also starring Daisy Ridley?? 🤔🤔🤣🤣

[@repapeti98]

That sounds like what Dark Helmet says in Spaceballs

[@skylx0812]

...and the black albino lesbian friend who did that had to rescue her.

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

Starring Zegler or Larson

[@twostep919]

If I had to guess, she fucked some higher up; in return they make her a star; no ones interested in her, but she needs to be appeased lest she spill the beans.

[@anubusx]

This is the exact same plot to that cancelled Jackie Chan film Nosebleed.

[@superdave8248]

The pitch .... It is Nosebleed with a woman!

[@camerongunn7906]

Faithfully given their proportions they didn't have to change the costume at all.

[@jamesmetcalf5597]

The exact same plot but with infinitely less chance of success.

[@enfieldjohn101]

That's too bad because he's a genuine action hero who is amazing at stunts and is very funny.

[@preppen78]

It's as if Die Hard and Under Siege had a kid. ..and it was a girlboss

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

Under Seige 2 had a girlboss, it was his niece and Die hard had a girlboss in part 4, his daughter Lucy. lol

[@marcbraun5342]

The way Daisy Ridley stumbles from dud to dud, it's like walking on the sidewalk and only in puddles.

[@jules2545]

"Welcome to the window cleaning party pal."

[@hammerofscience534]

How are these movies getting made without us hearing about them until they drop, really instills confidence. And why do people think Daisy is a hot property, literally nothing she has been in has been good.

[@superdave8248]

That is why there is 21 producers. Nobody has enough confidence in the movie to put real funding behind it. So they spread the love around. They literally might have just pump $1 million into this thing each.

[@droth1031]

​@@superdave8248is one of those producers named Max Bialystock? Sure would explain a lot! 😂

[@little_dandelion]

Her background is rather similar to Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Privilege kid from privilege caste.

[@terrylandess6072]

'IF' she was to actually gain some momentum, the possibility of her previous works becoming profitable is like money in the bank - they just need us to withdraw it.

[@jic1]

@@little_dandelion To be fair to Daisy, she isn't intensely irritating like Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Better looking too.

[@SG-js2qn]

A "Die Hard" clone that will never be a Christmas movie. The war on Christmas continues. 🎄

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

First rule of window cleaning: Do not talk about window cleaning.

[@jaded_gerManic]

🤣🫶

[@snelgrave101]

As an actual window cleaner, can I ask you to use my proper job title, visual systems technician, thanks 👍

[@redsorgum]

@@snelgrave101As a window cleaner myself, I prefer glass enhancer…….😉🤪

[@snelgrave101]

@redsorgum I can see right through your work.

[@gregsmith7949]

Me and the missus are watching Die Hard right now for the second time in the last week. It's our favorite Christmas movie.

[@AI-nanas]

8:26 The Cleaner (2007), The Beekeeper (1986), Taxi Driver (1976), The Accountant (2016), The Mechanic (1972) / (2011), The Fisher King (1991), The Butler (2013), The Wrestler (2008),The Pianist (2002),The Gardener (2017),The Chef (2014),The Judge (2014),The Teacher (2013),The Carpenter (2018),The Tailor (2017),The Bodyguard (1992), The Fisherman (1950), Zookeeper (2011), The Wedding Planner (2001), The Constant Gardener (2005), Secretary (2002), Carry on Constable (1960), The Nun's Story (1959), Priest (1994), The Lincoln Lawyer (2011), The Machinist (2004)

[@Marilena-y9j]

Well done!

[@barry3045]

Daisey Ridley needs to fire her agent. Probably has the same agent as Henry Cavill

[@Volkbrecht]

Ah, come now, when everything is shit nothing is ;) At least she got another job, didn't she? There are so many actresses around these days, and Daisy's just a rather average chick that can act. So she's probably happy to stay somewhat relevant.

[@terrylandess6072]

@@Volkbrecht If only she would show that pucker power on screen instead of backroom film deals.

[@aulvinduergard9952]

@@Volkbrecht Exactly. Daisy has got to have the hardest working agent in Hollywood, because Daisy can't act to save her life but she keeps getting jobs.

[@Treblaine]

She cannot act, she can barely read lines. The fact she has any career at all means her agent is performing miracles. It's Cavill who is being betrayed, massively held back where he should be doing way better.

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

She's doing better than Cavil if you look at IMDB. He really has nothing outside of Superman and Witcher, where he's the lead.

[@RachelPearcyArt]

Navy SEALS: No woman could ever pass our requirements SAS: Gotta lower that bar fam

[@theguybehindyou4762]

With wokeness, everything becomes a race to the bottom.

[@LeoAma-h6c]

All I can think about is: "ALEISTER! I'M NOT A WINDOW CLEANER! He thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner"

[@captaindropkik]

It's a noble profession.

[@garylancaster8612]

"Macs? No I mostly work with windows".

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

Ir crowd😂😂😂

[@bentonrp]

The only thing I can think of is, how come no one else notices how funny that arm is in the background of the 3:30 Clive Owen cutscenes?

[@johndurham6172]

I remember a GI Joe episode from the 80s with a window washer 😂

[@bigkahuna7581]

The army doesn’t teach you how to throw hands 😂

[@javicpt98]

Modern writers just do not understand what made these types of movies compelling. It wasn't because of all the explosions and cursing. The characters were well fleshed out and compelling. This character does not seem to be either one.

[@blindlobster]

I wonder how many of the writers of the film were men who actually enjoyed action films. 0? (I'm not going to bother to find out.)

[@javicpt98]

@blindlobster I'll have to agree with you. More than likely the writers consumed clips rather than a full story. This character seems to tick every box of an "action hero". Non assuming, low key job, not wanting to be a hero, a perceived problem in which theory brother is an antagonist, couldn't hack it in the army, etc. They probably brainstormed and shit out a script.

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

John also had troubles in marriage. Always worked. Then got divorce. So many could relate to that.

[@Frank-nh9fe]

Very much unlike Sigourney Weaver in the Aliens franchise. One of the true Girl Bosses….

[@PyrusTheVirus]

Die Hard writers haven't even gotten it since the 3rd, so it's not a surprise people trying to mimic the series don't get it either.

[@karannegi7199]

Hollywood forcing Daisy Ridley and Tom Holland to be action heroes just because they are popular actors....will NEVER work out. It always looks cringe and awkward. They simply are not the type. They should be in family freindly movies and musicals.

[@yewtewbstew547]

Tom Holland is only 5 years younger than me, but I still can't find him believable as an adult lol.

[@mroctober3657]

I still feel that way about DiCaprio.

[@vincenzobonadonna4556]

I liked Tom Holland in The Devil All the Time.

[@Needler13]

Tom Holland already worked. He's Spiderman

[@KhanMann66]

@@Needler13Lol and that’s all he’ll ever be.

[@Samaritan38]

(Aims gun at Rey) “Yippee ki yay…MaRey Sue!”

[@samedwards7967]

If Daisy Ridley walked into that same room as Drinker and Nerdrotic they’d be all “Hollywood did you dirty Daisy” ….

[@Rafe960]

No one will replace John McClane for us. Yippie, kay M...f...

[@logan0871]

A very high teeth to face ratio!! Damn Drinker!😂😂😂😂

[@Bezzell_Rocket]

I'm embarrassed for everyone involved. Bizarre.

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

"Turns out she's an ex-Navy SEAL." in a world where that's not even historically accurate! Literally, not ONE woman has been made a Navy SEAL.

[@Raximus3000]

Especialy one with noodles for arms that looks lighter than her the equipment of a Navy SEAL.

[@Fauwkes]

Not to mention they don’t let foreign nationals become navy seals.

[@darkman9211]

These gentlemen are having a ball and I’m here for it! I see his videos I instantly click

[@KeytarArgonian]

Leaves the army for Civvy street. Becomes a window cleaner.

[@jsikes4435]

In GI Joe’s cartoon they had an episode called “The Viper is Coming”. This is what this made me think of. The “Viper” was actually the “Wiper”, a window cleaner 😂

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Yes!!! I just saw that episode days ago

[@mysticwolf75]

That was based on a very old joke.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

"I am the viper. I am here to vash and vipe your vindows."

[@davidblue819]

We need The Passion of the Christ with a girlboss to teach Jesus that she is so, so much better (smirk).

[@KopperNeoman]

Why not? They've already done other documentaries.

[@HarryO_Possum]

Mary Magdalene chastises Jesus for being too judgmental, then goes on to teach him his own teachings.

[@mroctober3657]

"Don't worry Jesus. I got this!"

[@theguybehindyou4762]

Why not? Plenty of women in the church already act like they know better than Jesus.

[@kenb2671]

Don’t give Olsteen anymore ideas.😆👍🏾

[@paulfountain1364]

We train our Lollypop ladies hard over here!

[@changelocation]

To true don't Diss the lollipop lady.😊

[@user-on6op5dz8o]

Sometimes windows fight back! That's why she's so skilled.

[@mcb7376]

„Somehow the windowcleaner returned!“ 😝

[@grandmufftwerkin9037]

I would like to see a wrestling biopic film starring Xray Girl as The Wok.

[@nadilenebudski]

When I was a little girl, I remember my grandmother telling me, "I dont care what they taught you in school, Rey was a Palpatine."

[@lawrencegoldworm]

Brilliant!

[@lainpereyra1833]

The Dark Hour blending with the trailer makes this video, the trailer and the movie a master piece!

[@prestonowens7671]

I can't wait for 'The Grocery Bagger!'

[@anubusx]

I love Charles Dance in The Last Action Hero.

[@chasehedges6775]

He played The Grim Reaper, if I recall?

[@geneangrypenguin5876]

"If God were a villian... he'd be me."

[@mrrizzoguy]

“I’ve just shot somebody and I did it on purpose!”

[@seasonedbeefs]

He was also good in that Eddie Murphy film with the kid Buddha. Can't remember the name 😂

[@scottcrawford3745]

@@seasonedbeefs The Golden Child

[@blackfire3744]

You don't see any british police anywhere in the trailer or movie because it's activists that took over the shard and they haven't posted any mean comments on the internet. It's actually a very realistic thing to put in the movie, I commend them for that little detail of realism.

[@KopperNeoman]

You wouldn't have any US special forces there either though, for the same reasons.

[@jic1]

@@KopperNeoman The Posse Comitatus Act would be more of an issue.

[@theguybehindyou4762]

British Police make Uvalde Police look competent by comparison.

[@XaviorxXx]

The most unsuspecting person "The window cleaner " what??

[@Rabid4Rachel]

That's the most suspect position of all time

[@madcapmakov2]

Should’ve been the Kitchen Cleaner

[@Sonny_McMacsson]

@@madcapmakov2 The dishwasher

[@Zan_Jayna]

'The viper is coming'

[@davidsigalow7349]

"Who are you?" "I'm the Vindow Viper. I'm here to vipe the vindows!"

[@jumpinjono]

I’ve been a window cleaner for decades. Yeah this is basically any given Tuesday for us 😉

[@lawrencegoldworm]

That's why we all 'look-up' to you. 😉

[@Kahnovitch]

All that film needs is George Formby singing "When I'm cleaning windows" as it's theme tune.

[@KopperNeoman]

Time to play EyeToy: Play again and hop on the window wiping game.

[@SJK-ROW-K]

UNDER SEIGE: Underperforming

[@TheRealJabbergeist]

For some reason, KZbin wants to translate this comment to, "BELOW TOUGHNESS: Underperformance"

[@P-Seeker-y2f]

@@TheRealJabbergeist That's not at all inaccurate.

[@exclusivelock]

The "It turns out she's a Navy SEAL" 4:24 bit in this clip made the whole movie worthwhile, thank you!

[@ReinoldFZ]

It felt quite 80's action movie, and it wasn't even from the trailer 😂

[@jimtaylor294]

08:09 Nice to see I wasn't the only one who clocked this as being a discount *Under Seige 1* 😂

[@9999plato]

I still want to see" The Plumber" and the thrilling dark sequel, "The Roto-Rooter Man"!

[@lawrencegoldworm]

I heard they were shit.

[@floridashawn7317]

She was in the Army? She fights well for someone from the motor pool.

[@theequalizer9154]

Working behind a desk in the motor pool you mean.

[@thelonespacemarine5211]

Hey blowing the captain and getting promoted is hard work!

[@theequalizer9154]

@@thelonespacemarine5211 That's EXACTLY what the character would say. 😆

[@RCAvhstape]

At least the Queen could actually change a tire on a deuce and a half truck.

[@pokemontas8025]

I knew she was gonna be some ex military super fighter 😂

[@doberski6855]

🤣The minute I saw this trailer the other day. I was laughing so hard while hitting the down thumb. I was thinking 'Wonder what Critical Drinker is going to think about this one?' 👍

[@SuperLloyd84]

"Turns out she's an ex- Navy Seal." I'm recovering from Covid atm with a torn muscle in my stomach from all the coughing. I can't describe how hard that line made me laugh and how much it hurt to do it.

[@GreatFox42]

we'd like to congratulate daisy ridley for being the first woman

[@bandaid6550]

If the premise is that she's been dishonorably discharged, her being a window cleaner actually makes sense. DHs don't just get given out for stupid shit, they usually come with prison sentences attached, so her only being able to get a job cleaning windows after whatever she did makes perfect sense lol.

[@zorrodahousecat9104]

OF is a 'job' to.....

[@proudatheist2042]

​@@zorrodahousecat9104life would be much harder without clean windows. So, window cleaning is a job.