Drinker's Chasers - This Is Your Aragorn Now

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@LordNithilus
@LordNithilus Жыл бұрын
When Black Aragorn was attacked by two white orcs who said "This is Mordor country" I couldn't help but shed a tear at the oppression I was witnessing.
@poiuyt975
@poiuyt975 Жыл бұрын
Good one! :D
@theflanman1986
@theflanman1986 Жыл бұрын
Very nice
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Жыл бұрын
At least Aragorn managed to hold on to his Gondor Subway sandwich.
@jodo2785
@jodo2785 Жыл бұрын
That's a juicy story right there.
@whenpigsfly8178
@whenpigsfly8178 Жыл бұрын
I heard it was White Hand Orcs saying ''This is Orthanc country'', lol.
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Жыл бұрын
When 'reimagined' Aragorn married Nexflix's Cleopatra, and gave birth to Ariel, I knew Tolkien's legacy was in the right hands.
@TrooperJT
@TrooperJT Жыл бұрын
I thought when reimagined Aragorn married Cleopatra they created Harfoots
@rev6330
@rev6330 Жыл бұрын
Well, if this was the actual plot summary of RoP's second season, I wouldn't be surprised any more at this point.
@pedrooginio
@pedrooginio Жыл бұрын
The new 'Tolken' Legacy... I'll see myself out
@brokenhalo2001
@brokenhalo2001 Жыл бұрын
stunning and brave
@Bayofthe91st
@Bayofthe91st Жыл бұрын
@@TrooperJT more like the Lake monster near the hidden door of Moria
@vardamir0397
@vardamir0397 Жыл бұрын
I remember being a child, my dad reading tolkien to me while I was about to go to bed...and I remember him very clearly saying: ''I don't care what they tell you in books, Aragorn was black.''
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
Then an invisible spaceshiep came and two wakandan soldiers came out of it and executed your father, for leaving the kangdom I guess, it was never very clear to me...
@bo7341
@bo7341 Жыл бұрын
Can confirm, I was your dad.
@masteronionnorth2341
@masteronionnorth2341 Жыл бұрын
😄
@serendipityx
@serendipityx Жыл бұрын
F*** off!!! 😂😂😂😂
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 Жыл бұрын
I actually am Aragorn, but that is my slave name.. my real name is DJ Supercoolguy.
@sammartin8746
@sammartin8746 Жыл бұрын
They also changed Galadriel, a character whose appearance Tolkien was very specific about (at least 6 references to her pale, white, fair skin, and golden hair over barely 2 chapters) And they whitewashed the Easterlings because they sided with Sauron (For those who don't know they are normally described as sallow or olive skinned and fought against the Alliance of at the end of the Third Age)
@iguran6035
@iguran6035 Жыл бұрын
Whats also funny, and correct me if im wrong, the armies of the west more or less let the easterlings go after mordor fell, as they had been lied too and would only have had death as a reward for victory. Much to their amazment as they were told the men of rohan and gondor were essentialy brutes that enjoyed torturing their prisoners.
@lamrethal695
@lamrethal695 Жыл бұрын
@@iguran6035 I think your mixing up easterlings with the men saruman employed against rohan And none would have death as reward in case of victory, they would just continue to be tools in the hands of Sauron
@MW-hk2on
@MW-hk2on Жыл бұрын
I saw a brief clip of new Galadrial and it couldn't be further away from Cate Blanchets character. The original was elegant but fierce, beautiful and scary. The new one is just an aggressive modern women basically behaving like a 'toxic male'
@MW-hk2on
@MW-hk2on Жыл бұрын
Hahaha just imagine the new characters attempting to pull off the the Oscar winning scenes from the movies. Tbf I could do a better job
@antibull4869
@antibull4869 Жыл бұрын
“Evil cannot create, only corrupt” -Tolkien’s words are as true now as they were when he wrote them.
@MagcargoMan
@MagcargoMan Жыл бұрын
Except those aren't his words, poser.
@BenD0v3r32
@BenD0v3r32 Жыл бұрын
When Aragorn shouted "Wakanda Forever!" before charging orcs at Black Gate I bursted into tears.
@Das_Kaenguru
@Das_Kaenguru Жыл бұрын
Youuuuuu racist. Those were the White Gates of Privileg….i mean Mordor! 😡
@lorpuz4664
@lorpuz4664 Жыл бұрын
The "white gate"
@Bronimin
@Bronimin Жыл бұрын
you're both wrong, it was the gamer gate
@RobertPilla
@RobertPilla Жыл бұрын
That time when Aragorn slapped the Mouth of Sauron with his Pimp Hand.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
​@@RobertPilla while screaming "you keep Arwen's name out of your jokes"
@lonewolf9578
@lonewolf9578 Жыл бұрын
I still love that everyone on Twitter was calling me racist for wanting an accurate interpretation of a character from a licensed product
@buckjones4901
@buckjones4901 Жыл бұрын
Probably not everyone half are bots the other half are idiots.
@LprogressivesANDliberals
@LprogressivesANDliberals Жыл бұрын
Dam your on twitter, thank you for fighting for me 😂 I refuse to spend time in pointless battles but I support the ones who do ⚔️⚔️ “ Courage merry, courage for our friends”
@robertshelton3796
@robertshelton3796 Жыл бұрын
#notmyaragorn
@proudsaiyanprince2651
@proudsaiyanprince2651 Жыл бұрын
“You’re racist if you don’t like white erasure” “So be it.”
@rhaegartargaryen9315
@rhaegartargaryen9315 Жыл бұрын
Just remind them on their “quitting Twitter” when Elon took over. Roaches still living there after all the whining.
@lance134679
@lance134679 Жыл бұрын
If black Aragorn is fine, white Black Panther is also fine.
@ranchdressing1037
@ranchdressing1037 Жыл бұрын
Ebom Ebay!
@Jim-Mc
@Jim-Mc Жыл бұрын
BP is already a rip off of The Phantom.
@Krocxigor
@Krocxigor Жыл бұрын
@@Jim-Mc I always though he was black captain america. Both took a super serum that pushed them to peak human levels and use a vibranium weapon/armor while being the face of their nation.
@Peanut_Buster90
@Peanut_Buster90 Жыл бұрын
​@@Krocxigor White Black Panther.... WACK PANTHER! 😆🤣 GET THIS COMEDY GOING
@paddington1670
@paddington1670 Жыл бұрын
white panther! white panther! white panther!
@channeling764
@channeling764 Жыл бұрын
Back in Venezuela we were proud of Viggo Mortensen because he lived in our country for many years and after he left he kept talking fondly of it. It’s very sad to see him erased like that.
@Chilicharger665
@Chilicharger665 Жыл бұрын
When did he live there? Was he friends with Chavez?
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
@@Chilicharger665 it was during his childhood, when Chavez was most likely not a thing, or a prisoner, as he should've stayed. Chavez was friends with Danny Glover, Sean Penn, and Benicio del Toro, who came to receive budget for movies that never got done Oh, and Michel Moore once banged on the door of his Lido Hotel Royal Suite in Venice (Italy) because Chavez and his hundred people entourage were partying too hard. Then, they took a picture together and Michael Moore took an ambien I guess. True story.
@channeling764
@channeling764 Жыл бұрын
@@Chilicharger665 he lived there in the 90’s. No he was not associated with any political parties.
@andrewfrank7222
@andrewfrank7222 Жыл бұрын
Let's be real. Venezuela rejected Exxon Mobile, BP and the Western Oil Companies... Ask Sadaam how that turns out...
@user-rl1nv1xp1y
@user-rl1nv1xp1y Жыл бұрын
They can't take the original films away. Just ignore the toxic garbage they turn out now. The Lord of the Rings films are a trilogy...nothing more.
@SpaceJawa
@SpaceJawa Жыл бұрын
Funny enough, while Aragorn may be the 'face' of the problem, he's not actually the worst part. They *also* gave the race swap treatment to Eowyn, but kept her full-blooded brother Eomer white, because somehow you can get one black child and one white child out of the exact same parents.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
Certainly they didn't race-swap Arwen, they gotta get those interracial couples up for Joe Biden to notice...
@Pepespizzeria1
@Pepespizzeria1 Жыл бұрын
Probably to include broken family's
@Facade953
@Facade953 Жыл бұрын
Miranda Otto will ALWAYS be Eowyn!
@korawitbuttramee618
@korawitbuttramee618 Жыл бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong but Legolas is also a dark skinned guy with dreadlocks.
@TheTGOAC
@TheTGOAC Жыл бұрын
That's one thing I hate about all the raceswapping. If you're gonna change one character, change their whole family so that it makes sense genetically. You only add to the confusion if two white parents give birth to a black child. Unless the mom was running around with a sperm donor on the side if you know what I mean.
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva Жыл бұрын
This kind of stunt legitimately CREATES racists. I can say it with authority cause I am black and I'm tired of it. I imagine a lot of people might get turned off or even reject black characters in the future because of this kind of attitude from those companies that don't actually care about black people or any other groups they claim to represent and are just using us to score social points.
@BlackDouglas1000
@BlackDouglas1000 Жыл бұрын
I think that is the plan.
@redheadsilver8041
@redheadsilver8041 Жыл бұрын
Correct and with this outcome almost assured, you can rest confident that this "DIE"/ESG/Woke/SJW/representation/diversity narratives were never about fighting whatever past or present injustices but a ladder for power, at YOUR expense. That and they want society fragment fighting each other, so a united cohesive front against them never emerges when the crucial time comes.
@MarvinHartmann452
@MarvinHartmann452 Жыл бұрын
These same companies bend themselves backwards to please to Chinese audiences hiding black characters on their movies posters so no, they don't care. If they cares, then they would use original black characters from stories from everywhere in the world when the black people are from, or create new black characters entirely. I don't know any, besides blade. I'm sure there legends and stories from African countries, Haiti, and America, but I don't know any. Why? Because these companies don't make movies and series about them. They only do this to create controversies and division. And you're right, they don't care.
@Adrian-qr6gk
@Adrian-qr6gk Жыл бұрын
you're right. Whenever i hear or see a new black character in any form of entertainment i automatically feel distanced by it. I automatically assume it fits the stereotype of modern black character writing or depiction. And i take no responsibility in this, i've been raised this way by modern entertainment, used to be people were including black characters in basic or tasteful ways. All we wanted was the same but make them the main protagonist, instead modern entertainment has taught me that if it's black it's gonna be the same cliche woke character. Hell we used to have masculine black men and feminine black women characters and now if i ask for that i'm racist or sexist, to hell with modernity we need to go back to focusing on character first and the rest second.
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 Жыл бұрын
You’re absolutely correct, mate. If it has a black lead, I assume it will be anti white propaganda.
@nongravis
@nongravis Жыл бұрын
It's more than disrespect. It's flaunting their power grab. They're enjoying doing this, that's the only reason they do it. They don't want a black Aragorn, they want to bully people knowing they can get away with it (for now). Edit to add: Vandalism. That's the word I was looking for. They enjoy vandalising things people love because they know they will not be punished for it.
@joakimareskoug1437
@joakimareskoug1437 Жыл бұрын
Thats not why they do this. Its an old religious doctrine that the decisionmakers are following. The believe that blacks n hispanics are inferior races and they intend to wipe em out.
@tokamara8795
@tokamara8795 Жыл бұрын
I'd also call it White erasure.
@proudsaiyanprince2651
@proudsaiyanprince2651 Жыл бұрын
What these people don’t want to admit or understand is that bloodlines were VERY important in Tolkiens story telling and the blood of Numanor was a heavily guarded and important thing. Apart from mixing with elves who were considered Kin due to Elrond and his Brother Elros, the men of Numanor especially the nobility weren’t really mixing and diluting the blood.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
They hate LOTR fans, that's why they're doing it. Never Give Money To People Who HATE You.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
​@@proudsaiyanprince2651 they kind of were, that's why they were dwindling at the end of the Third Age.
@BlackWingedSeraphX
@BlackWingedSeraphX Жыл бұрын
They WANT to divide the people. That's why they do this. They want controversy. DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY. That's the only way.
@TherebehoesinAlaska
@TherebehoesinAlaska Жыл бұрын
Bingoo
@BruhMoment-fr4zr
@BruhMoment-fr4zr Жыл бұрын
They don't want to "divide" people, they want white people to fuck off and disappear. They're literally writing you out of your own stories.
@Blizofoz45
@Blizofoz45 Жыл бұрын
Nah it's just virtue signaling. All of the white people involved in this Aragorn thing are patting themselves on the back, telling themselves how good they are. There isn't some grand vision guiding these people, just detached hubris.
@dmtaboo_truth7052
@dmtaboo_truth7052 Жыл бұрын
I started boycotting WOTC years ago when they started banning old cards like "Crusade".
@hope-cat4894
@hope-cat4894 Жыл бұрын
They want the fandoms to break apart. The fans were fine talking to each other until conversations about politics were forced into discussions because of all the changes happening. Either you are on the bandwagon or you get left behind. Stick together! 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 Жыл бұрын
Them: “Don’t wear your hair in certain ways, raiycest” Also them: “Why do you have a problem with blakwashing cultural icons, raiycest!”
@coffeebux
@coffeebux Жыл бұрын
who is the them in your comment?
@redstreak_1
@redstreak_1 Жыл бұрын
​@@coffeebuxcertain thems
@bo7341
@bo7341 Жыл бұрын
The thing you guys are missing is that disapproval is the goal. They don't want us to like black Aragorn, they want black Aragorn to break our passion towards LOTR. This is part of a larger effort to make society abandon its history (which is problematic, dontchaknow), culture and tradition so that whoever is in charge can rewrite morality itself on their whim.
@SeekingGodsWill
@SeekingGodsWill Жыл бұрын
I agree with you. It seems they are purposefully destroying loved characters from the 80's and 90's. This causes people now in their late 20's-50's an undue stress as I believe as humans we like having things settled. Things we love are one way, when it changes, similar to Invasion of the Body Snatchers ( The Asian DryClean shop owner) it causes mental stress. Whether we deal with it one way or another it is still something we have to deal with mentally. If the Characters, we love were done proper justice it would cause joy and happiness. I do not believe that is the goal of leadership. Contentment yes, but pure bliss and joy of life I do not believe they want the general public in that state. It seems quite obvious they are trying to cause harm and divisiveness. Just staying on guard and loving my neighbors/people around me in real life. Regardless of race or creed. Just that they have love in their heart and do not want harm for others.
@coffeebux
@coffeebux Жыл бұрын
im sorry- just so i understand, you are saying... the makers of a card game intend to make society abandon history but changing a fictional character from a fictional place?
@bo7341
@bo7341 Жыл бұрын
@coffeebux assuming that you're genuinely asking in good faith, no, that isn't what I'm saying. I'm saying that the makers of this game are beholden to a vocal minority of SJWs, and that group is pressuring them to create diverse characters regardless of what actual fans of the character or game think. While the majority of the vocal SJWs are ignorant stooges, the brains behind these campaigns are working to disconnect people from their history and culture. Black Aragorn does not resonate with anyone, black or white, the way that Aragorn does. They know this and yet they still push for it, because they want people to become apathetic towards the IP and therefore the messages behind it.
@joelvannatta3266
@joelvannatta3266 Жыл бұрын
Fortunately, with the death of Tolkien, LotR lore is locked, and anything released by the likes of WotC is mere fan fiction.
@Dynosawrio
@Dynosawrio Жыл бұрын
People got tired of them dominating each division. And also, they got bad luck been against Io and LA Knight, both of them were super over for months despite them being heels. It's their time to get the role swap and them be baby faces.
@Haufpunk
@Haufpunk Жыл бұрын
Anyone up for turning Blade another skin colour? Nope, didn't think so. Blade is awesome the way he is.
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but while they're going to keep him Black, I bet they'll introduce some rainbow diversity into the mix somewhere. Whistler will turn from father figure to "Daddy" or some generate shit like that.
@Haufpunk
@Haufpunk Жыл бұрын
No doubt. Whistler will get nuked.
@SlavicHavoc
@SlavicHavoc Жыл бұрын
I think Jason Statham would be an awesome Blade. And he's actually British, like the character.
@Haufpunk
@Haufpunk Жыл бұрын
@@SlavicHavoc No race swapping! Established that Blade is a black character in the comics, so actor must be black.
@SlavicHavoc
@SlavicHavoc Жыл бұрын
@@Haufpunk For the record, I agree 100%. My comment was more of a "good for the goose, good for the gander." Sorry I didn't make that clear. Blade is just a perfect example since he's a character that completely bypasses the classic "race is integral to the character" argument those who do support race-swapping always fall back on. TL;DR: Stick to the source material, unless it makes SJWs cry.
@Mark-cd2wf
@Mark-cd2wf Жыл бұрын
Viggo Mortenson was an absolutely _flawless_ Aragorn throughout the entire LOTR trilogy. So those who have now race-swapped him can go to hell, and stay there.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
WOTC card: who's Aragorn? Viggo: I am Aragorn Keanu: (sad) I wanted to be Aragorn WOTC card: (pointing at own eyes) look at me, look at me! I'm Aragorn now! Viggo: (unsheathes Andúril and beheads the card in one clean swipe). (Looks at Keanu, rising an eyebrow) Keanu: (raises both hands in a peace sign, then disintegrates into green code)
@mostlydead3261
@mostlydead3261 Жыл бұрын
imo he looked a bit too young and effeminate.. Sean Bean was a better fit for that role funnily enough..
@Mark-cd2wf
@Mark-cd2wf Жыл бұрын
@@mostlydead3261 Sean Bean was a _terrific_ Boromir. Of course, he got killed….😞. Is there one movie Sean Bean’s been in where he doesn’t get killed?
@Bizmark7
@Bizmark7 Жыл бұрын
Race swapped Boromir will be played by Kevin Hart.
@Vaquix000
@Vaquix000 Жыл бұрын
@@Mark-cd2wf Google "10 Sean Bean Movies Where He Miraculously Doesn't Die" there's an article on it
@bigbloke2000
@bigbloke2000 Жыл бұрын
"Pale Face" "Grey Eyes" -- from Tolkein's own words.
@lorpuz4664
@lorpuz4664 Жыл бұрын
It's extra stupid considering wizzards uploaded a video showcasing the card "You can not pass" with elijah wood reading the book to check that is the correct quote instead of "You shall not pass". Where was the fact checking on the characters descripción?
@patrickreville4978
@patrickreville4978 Жыл бұрын
​@@lorpuz4664 did they really mess up that line? It'd be like messing up Gollum's "my precious". Imagine if he said "My trinkey
@lorpuz4664
@lorpuz4664 Жыл бұрын
@@patrickreville4978 check it yourself look for You can not pass Magic
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 Жыл бұрын
@@lorpuz4664 you impugn Rincewind!
@joseortega7815
@joseortega7815 Жыл бұрын
He was an Albino lol
@gabler7992
@gabler7992 Жыл бұрын
Aragorn was such an outdoorsman that he turned black to absorb every bit of light in his cold travels. keeps him warm and hidden in the dark.
@steveguthridge6839
@steveguthridge6839 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see Viggo Mortensen portray Shaka Zulu!
@scionofdorn9101
@scionofdorn9101 Жыл бұрын
I demand Sun Tzu as portrayed by Jason Statham!
@GHOSTVAOfficial
@GHOSTVAOfficial Жыл бұрын
As far as I'm concerned, that's not Aragorn. The only Aragorn I know is the character in Tolkien's books and Jackson's films. That is it
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
Viggo Mortensen and his performance/portrayal can’t be be topped
@GigglingStoners
@GigglingStoners Жыл бұрын
As far as anyone is concerned.
@AviRox1154
@AviRox1154 Жыл бұрын
Agreed. You can nitpick Peter Jackson's LOTR all you want, but the casting choices across the board were about as close to perfect as you can get.
@ranchdressing1037
@ranchdressing1037 Жыл бұрын
Sorry, your king went BBC.
@TheFarCobra
@TheFarCobra Жыл бұрын
Well, Aragon’s father did go out for a war and never came back.
@theflanman1986
@theflanman1986 Жыл бұрын
Haha
@TiesOfZip
@TiesOfZip Жыл бұрын
Oooooooh man. Well played
@andrewnevermind4902
@andrewnevermind4902 Жыл бұрын
Kaboom.
@jaredthehawk3870
@jaredthehawk3870 Жыл бұрын
Killed by trolls, literally.
@PanzerShrek94
@PanzerShrek94 Жыл бұрын
@@jaredthehawk3870 Grandfather...His father was shot in the eye by orcs and killed.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” - DDay Cobra, prolly
@TheTGOAC
@TheTGOAC Жыл бұрын
Oh I though Rey Skywalker said that
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
@@TheTGOAC I think the patriarchy stole it from her.
@brotherskeeper100
@brotherskeeper100 Жыл бұрын
Lol. It was a Tolkien Quote.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
@@brotherskeeper100 lol, we know. We're just messing around...
@heryanpuservantofanubis1469
@heryanpuservantofanubis1469 Жыл бұрын
Morgoth approves of this quote
@MegaMan-bs3oy
@MegaMan-bs3oy Жыл бұрын
I have seen so many people on twitter catch themselves "ITS a fictional character! WHO CARES"?! But if they announced a White Black Panther those same people would be throwing bricks.
@KitRobin
@KitRobin Жыл бұрын
It's the same situation with Hermonie in the Harry Potter series...they decided when they did the stage play to all of a sudden make Hermonie black, even though the book just straight up describe her face as white. I am so tired of the race swapping...when you know they would never change a black character to white.
@tiba2603
@tiba2603 2 ай бұрын
Same, it is always a one-way street it's never the other way around.
@DisposableExtraNumber1138
@DisposableExtraNumber1138 Жыл бұрын
"I knew I could not kill them. More powerful men than me have tried. But, if I could get them to kill each other... An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That's dead. Forever." - Baron Helmut Zemo
@michaelbermingham2942
@michaelbermingham2942 Жыл бұрын
Alot of people think Aragorn says "for Frodo" before charging the Orc lines at the Black Gate of Mordor but this is a common mistake, he actually says "Wakanda Forever!" It's an easy mistake to make though.
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 Жыл бұрын
I coulda swore I heard him scream “Gondor is built on systemic rayecisemz”
@rustyhowe3907
@rustyhowe3907 Жыл бұрын
Oh silly me I thought he was yelling the ancient old war chant of "THE MESSAGE!"🤣
@kcrad1527
@kcrad1527 Жыл бұрын
Ive been a MTG player for about five years now, ive met many players during that time and a consistent aspect is that every player is there because they fell in love one or all of four things: gameplay, socialization, characterizations, and artwork. The Aragorn card(s)? are midlevel in gameplay power, promote animosity in opinion, wipe away preestablished characterization, and have a strange, sci-fi Afro-Futurism art style. It misses almost every mark for the average player. I dont doubt Viggo Mortensen proxy cards are gonna start appearing a lot more.
@Honest_Grifter
@Honest_Grifter Жыл бұрын
Hell no, not for me... I'm slapping black Aragorn in at commander and claiming victory by reparation as soon as I bring him into play... if anyone disagrees, they're just exposing themselves as supremacists... worst case scenario, you could just burn the card table down if you lose because "no justice, no peace"...
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
Just stop giving wotc your money. They hate you, didn't you know?
@orangegalen
@orangegalen Жыл бұрын
@@Honest_Grifter Lol, great way to be the first one out in any Commander game.
@VerilyViscous
@VerilyViscous Жыл бұрын
@@Honest_Grifter You make me want to build an Azorius deck (mono white but splash blue for Invoke Prejudice) just to counter that.
@alexstavrianopoulos7385
@alexstavrianopoulos7385 Жыл бұрын
@@Honest_Grifter oh man that’s funny, you could call it the “reparations” deck. I have a friend who made a wall themed commander deck and called it the “trump” deck.
@KCWilliam
@KCWilliam Жыл бұрын
I like the design of Aragorn but he should be his own character with his own name in his own fantasy world with much more magic. I would watch that!
@kiltmaster7041
@kiltmaster7041 Жыл бұрын
02:30 - I've actually been personally very impressed with the Miles Morales (Peter Parker Spiderman's accidental successor) story. At first glance, it's easy to think of Miles as a usurper to the Spiderman name, but in many ways, he is his own thing. The character has his own motivations, goals and even a few superpowers which are unique to him. He might have emerged from Spiderman's shadow, but I feel that he is an excellent example of a passing of the torch done correctly, and with the due respect and love for the original source material. Plus, in Into the Spiderverse, there is some absolutely wonderful design language and art style coding that adds additional layers of subtext to the movie that I just really loved. Miles is originally animated at 30FPS to give him an uncomfortable, uncertain, janky feel, but as he becomes more confident in his abilities, he smooths out to 60FPS as the movie progresses. His art language is very heavily inspired by great Graffiti artists, giving the story a very different feel and vibrancy. This lends him and his story a visual uniqueness that is obviously not just a copypasted simulacrum of the original spiderman. Short version - this can be done "right." But so many creators today don't seem to know what they're doing. Your point still stands, but by gum and golly gosh, it isn't an absolute and exceptions do exist.
@lordtibble13
@lordtibble13 Жыл бұрын
Anyone remember Baranor from Shadow of War? 1. New original character 2. Competent 3. Decently written 4. He's a Haradrim that becomes a Captain of Gondor 5. Is a good character in his own right
@EvilDoresh
@EvilDoresh Жыл бұрын
They don't want to introduce _new_ characters. They want to corrupt _existing_ characters.
@lordtibble13
@lordtibble13 Жыл бұрын
@@EvilDoresh Which is why they should be replaced with the writers of the Middle-Earth Shadow games
@Gnomleif
@Gnomleif Жыл бұрын
Never played Shadow of War, but this actually made me want to try it. If only to see for myself.
@lordtibble13
@lordtibble13 Жыл бұрын
@@Gnomleif Fun as hell
@SAMagic
@SAMagic Жыл бұрын
This. We seem to numerically see more bastardised efforts of modifying characters instead of creating new ones. Imagine if Rings of Power was instead about some Southern continent where a minion of Sauron was sent. Pull in lots of factions, fresh characters... something NEW!
@vincent207
@vincent207 Жыл бұрын
I think Jeremy alluded to one of the issues. It takes time to build up a character to be beloved like Batman or Spider-Man, but current generations are used to getting things quickly, and want the same for reputation.
@Tusitala1967
@Tusitala1967 Жыл бұрын
He threw back his hood revealing the fresh sheen of a Jerry curl, glistening with Elven activator, straight from the airy heights of Lothlorien. There was nary a grey hair to mar his curls, despite his age, on account of black don't crack. His face was the color of teak, a combination of his mother's fae fairness and her Easterling baby daddy's darker tones. His keen dark eyes sat above a broad nose, and they missed no detail of his surroundings. "Barkeep! Another courvoisier here. I have a thirst." And his voice was mellow and deep, like wind blowing low through the ancient trees of his forest home. -- Tolkien's First Draft, recently rediscovered by modern Tolkein "scholars".
@iggtastic
@iggtastic Жыл бұрын
as Charlie Sheen might say... "winning!"
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 Жыл бұрын
“Y’all need to stop runnin yo mouf” Aragorn said firmly to Frodo, as the hobbits were drawing too much attention at the inn.
@daviswhite3591
@daviswhite3591 Жыл бұрын
Soul Glo.....
@LimitedCheetah
@LimitedCheetah Жыл бұрын
Daymm Arwen, yew gotta flat aysss!
@Tusitala1967
@Tusitala1967 Жыл бұрын
@@daviswhite3591 Soul Glo is the name of his blade, born by his four fathers (might have been five, there was that one guy in the bus station bathroom), and forged of mithril in the light of the Two Trees, just like his grill.
@luiszuniga2859
@luiszuniga2859 Жыл бұрын
-You can't change Aragorn -Ralph Bakshi (The Lord of the Rings 1978): hold my LSD
@anonimoalfin
@anonimoalfin Жыл бұрын
bless u guys, can’t thank u guys enough for the work, for having the conversation, and for actually opening ppl eyes! Wish more ppl would see your vids
@tjames4597
@tjames4597 Жыл бұрын
"Somehow, racism returned."
@rayanderson5797
@rayanderson5797 Жыл бұрын
I mean, it has. It's just called 'progressive' or 'woke' now.
@whenpigsfly8178
@whenpigsfly8178 Жыл бұрын
@@rayanderson5797 Aka Identity Politics.
@chrisb4131
@chrisb4131 Жыл бұрын
But does it fly now.....
@Jasper_Silva
@Jasper_Silva Жыл бұрын
We're gonna need racism to return in a couple more years so we can solve it again with the new star wars trilogy.
@DaDude2011
@DaDude2011 Жыл бұрын
RACISM RELOADED
@godKiller.369
@godKiller.369 Жыл бұрын
And the scene where Aragorn shouts UN-LI-MI-TED ME-LA-NINE! and blasts Sauron with brown lightning... so powerful
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
WOTC card: who's Aragorn? Vigo: I'm Aragorn. Keanu: (sad) I wanted to be Aragorn... WOTC card: (aims an AK-47 card at Vigo and points at own eyes) look at me! LOOK AT ME! I'm Aragorn now Viggo: unsheathes Andúril, "the flame of the west," and beheads wotc card's head in one clean swipe.
@stephenfitzgerald9769
@stephenfitzgerald9769 Жыл бұрын
_I am WotC and I’m diggin’ muh grave_ _Diggy-dig muh grave, diggy-dig muh grave_ _I am WotC and I’m diggin’ muh grave_ _Diggy-dig muh grave, diggin’ muh grave_
@nealsterling8151
@nealsterling8151 Жыл бұрын
If it was an original Character, like lets say a military Leader from the south, who was rebelling against Sauron coming to the north helping Gondor... it would be way better.
@tradissimuscrae2996
@tradissimuscrae2996 Жыл бұрын
When D’Elessar began his reign by replacing captains of Gondor with social workers, opening new community centers in Minas Tirith AND tearing down its walls, I cried. Justice was finally served.
@blacksheep9505
@blacksheep9505 Жыл бұрын
When Black Aragorn flexed and broke off his mithril chains yelling ,” Feedom!” I was left astonished.
@pablom-f8762
@pablom-f8762 Жыл бұрын
Shoots his bow sideways, yo.
@tiba2603
@tiba2603 2 ай бұрын
Me too, I almost cried .
@stormsigma
@stormsigma Жыл бұрын
It's happening so constantly and often now, I can't even be mad anymore. I can just feel happy when the product fails to meet financial projections because people are sick of this shit.
@BlackWingedSeraphX
@BlackWingedSeraphX Жыл бұрын
Best way to show disapproval is not giving them our money.
@RiseInAfterlife
@RiseInAfterlife Жыл бұрын
Sadly this one will sell like crazy. Partly cause of the ultra supreme FOMO WotC uses in it and... well..... MtG players are the dumbest and most brand loyal paypiggies there are.
@BlackWingedSeraphX
@BlackWingedSeraphX Жыл бұрын
@@RiseInAfterlife I'm not so sure. Many Woke places have had a severe drop in sales recently.
@proudsaiyanprince2651
@proudsaiyanprince2651 Жыл бұрын
Watching The Northman was a breath of fresh air for European authenticity.
@ROMANTIKILLER2
@ROMANTIKILLER2 Жыл бұрын
@@BlackWingedSeraphX here it is more complicated though, because people will still buy sealed pack of cards to open some ultra-rare lottery cards, regardless of black Aragorn.
@Gnomleif
@Gnomleif Жыл бұрын
I think Clownfish Tv's hypothesis might be right - they're throwing this out in an attempt to divert attention from all their other recent screwups, including the OGL debacle, printing _way_ more MTG cards than needed, the fact that the quality of Hasbro's stuff (WotC's parent company) has dropped off a cliff while prices have skyrocketed, and the fact that they sent the Pinkertons (private security company) to some guy's house because someone had messed up and sent him a batch of MTG cards a couple of weeks before the actual release date. In my opinion they're digging a new grave to fill up all the other graves they dug recently, and from what little I've seen they're getting absolutely roasted for it. And WotC and Hasbro deserve every single bit of it if you ask me.
@suakeli
@suakeli Жыл бұрын
The same Pinkertons that were the bad guys in Red Dead Redemption 2?
@screenmonkey
@screenmonkey Жыл бұрын
They announced this last year, it's just round two.
@duncanlutz3698
@duncanlutz3698 Жыл бұрын
@@suakeli Its.... a very old company, yes. I was surprised to see it still kicking as well.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
@@suakeli the same Pinkertons that were the good guys in Conan Doyle's "Valley of Terror". Die a hero or stick around long enough to become a villain.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
"they're digging a new grave to fill up all the other graves they dug recently" Beautifully put (chef's kiss)
@MaverickRhodes-il4hq
@MaverickRhodes-il4hq Жыл бұрын
The moment Black Aragon broke out of the cotton fields of Mordor and screamed "I HAVE A DREAM" had JRR Tolkien sitting up in his grave in rapturous applause
@RazuX5
@RazuX5 Жыл бұрын
“If you are gonna do a character then at least announce your first one as Gandalf the black” I’m not gonna lie i laughed out loud on that one 😆
@ronaldrodriguez14
@ronaldrodriguez14 Жыл бұрын
You know, the idea of Blade being played by Ryan Reynolds or Hugh Jackman is not so bad after looking at what they are doing to Tolkien's legacy.
@shoeflytoo
@shoeflytoo Жыл бұрын
Mr. Bean Blade for my money.
@tkraid2575
@tkraid2575 Жыл бұрын
Ryan Reynolds as an unhinged Blade would be interesting to watch 😂
@The_Real_Frisbee
@The_Real_Frisbee Жыл бұрын
Bring back Static Shock, but white. Or The Proud Family, but they're white. OR, if you really wanna piss them off, The Boondocks as white.
@manofthewest5395
@manofthewest5395 Жыл бұрын
That's not Aragorn. That's Jamal.
@joseortega7815
@joseortega7815 Жыл бұрын
Jamal Ginsburg. Hasidic homeboy.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
That's the kang of harad dress up as Aragorn for mardi gras...
@WideMouth
@WideMouth Жыл бұрын
The issue is that if you were just making a new adaptation of Aragorn, you would take inspiration from the source material and other adaptations. To make a consistently white character black is an intentional decision to contradict the source material in order to push an agenda, especially when this isn’t a case of choosing a black actor because they played the role well - this is an illustration.
@kinagrill
@kinagrill Жыл бұрын
Here is a nice little setting of 99% dark/very-tanned skinned people - Earthsea. It's literally set within a setting where palefolk are sort of a rarity that once in a very rare blue moon is seen at ports from tradevessels coming from some way off.... northwestwards iirc. The setting is there, the reasoning for 'skincolor makes sense cuz more sunlight', etc. Also it's a fantasy setting that states this is how it is, so even if it's not 100% realistic that a fairly sub-tropical region would have dark or bronzed skincoloring, it's still a core statement for the setting. And guess what, the horrid mini-show that was done basically raceswapped the cast to whitefolk for now reason and no it was not a popular choice.
@strawpiglet
@strawpiglet Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I loved the Wizard of Earthsea books, but I watched just a little of the show and it didn't work for me. I think it's a shame it didn't get the respect and budget it deserved.
@jice7074
@jice7074 Жыл бұрын
Of course it's for the writers own vanity. And yes, going to parties and bragging about the changes they made and the anger of upset fans is a huge part of it. These are people who are trained to $h!t on the shoulder of giants. Actually working and hoping to make themselves someone who others will someday look towards as a creative giant like those they are exploiting is not on their radar.
@CruelDwarf
@CruelDwarf Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about it is that they were in position to score some authenticity points regardless of race swap and make Aragorn clean-shaved. But they still gave him a beard because Viggo Mortensen had it.
@DaDude2011
@DaDude2011 Жыл бұрын
All I can say is I’m now dying to rewatch the trilogy where I’m reminded what decent LOTRs is like.
@BurnDoubt
@BurnDoubt Жыл бұрын
"Anything sent into a plagued world is bound to come back infected" Flavor text from the instant spell card "Recoil" From a former M:tG player/reader
@hatsunemikufanboy
@hatsunemikufanboy Жыл бұрын
It's like phyrexian oil is seeping through the planes once more
@BurnDoubt
@BurnDoubt Жыл бұрын
@@hatsunemikufanboy Somehow... Yawgmoth has returned
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
"former M:tG player" Respect o7 Don't Give Money To People Who HATE You
@Kscoyote80
@Kscoyote80 Жыл бұрын
Was watching Beverly Hills Cop last night. Can't wait to see the Chris Pine reboot. 😂😂😂😂😂
@lukesimmons7332
@lukesimmons7332 Жыл бұрын
The astonishing thing is, in and of itself, it's a good design for an original character. Anyone see that and say, "Hey, cool character, awesome sword, looks stoic and heroic. Who is he?" And if the answer were an original character be it an established or new idea would have been met with a nod and a "Cool." Saying it's Aragon from Lord of the Rings is taking some artist's hard work and wasting it.
@kylejenkins7166
@kylejenkins7166 Жыл бұрын
In the TV show Justice League my favorite character was John Stewart who was Green Lantern. I preferred his character to Superman and Flash as John was level headed, logical, and didn't act without a plan. I didn't need him white to identify with him. I don't see why others need a character to look like them to think I could be like them.
@robertbeisert3315
@robertbeisert3315 Жыл бұрын
For me, the obvious one is Teen Titans' cyborg. Robin was too angsty, and Beast Boy, while fun, I had nothing in common with. Cyborg was the big brother of the team, and I saw myself in him. He was older, bigger, Blacker, and more of a cybernetic superhero than I, but I saw myself in him.
@kylejenkins7166
@kylejenkins7166 Жыл бұрын
@@robertbeisert3315 Yeah looking back I like Cyborg more than Beast Boy or Robin although when I was younger it was the opposite. One show I'm also looking back fondly on is Static Shock.
@RaichuWizDom
@RaichuWizDom Жыл бұрын
Storm from 90's X-Men was one for me. I had breathing issues growing up, so I had to really watch my temper, and learn to stay calm, or I'd end up losing my breath. Storm set a good example, because she also had to watch her temper and constantly maintain self-control, for vastly other reasons, of course. I didn't have to share any other traits to relate to her in that regard. I don't even have claustrophobia, but I can still empathise. Later on, Corran Horn from Star Wars took that spot, though: even though he was a lot older than me at the time, and didn't have any physical issues, he still had a handicap as a Jedi that I could relate to. In general, I'd say the best black superhero overall is still Meteor Man. Guy had a power that was unlimited in scope, but limited in amount of usage, so he had to be careful in what he decided to do with it, which gets especially heartwrenching right near the end. He was a teacher who saw his own students get recruited into gangs, and he actually stepped up and protected his own neighbourhood, none of this political distractions. If there's any superhero who deserves a comeback, it's that one.
@twofacetoo75
@twofacetoo75 Жыл бұрын
I really want to see what they're going to do with Radagast the Brown
@MontChevalier
@MontChevalier Жыл бұрын
They will make him asian.
@MarvinHartmann452
@MarvinHartmann452 Жыл бұрын
They'll make him a rastafari Jamaican. It could be funny at least.
@orangegalen
@orangegalen Жыл бұрын
Radagast the Puerto Rican
@MontChevalier
@MontChevalier Жыл бұрын
@@orangegalen Hollywood hates Puerto Ricans man. They'd never do that. They'll make him black or some kind of Indian before they make him Puerto Rican.
@sweetchristmas101
@sweetchristmas101 Жыл бұрын
@@orangegalen How about Samoan? Get The Rock to play him.
@wolfkult4320
@wolfkult4320 Жыл бұрын
Flashgitz had a pretty spot-on animation about the "Diversity/Equity" game
@YouTubalcaine
@YouTubalcaine Жыл бұрын
As a Tolkien nerd I don't know what's more offensive, the fact that Aragorn is now black or that the Elvish smiths misspelled Anárion (who never bore the sword, so why they put his name on it in the first place is anyone's guess.)
@Vitrolin2408
@Vitrolin2408 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait until Clifford the Big Red Dog gets reimagined to be a Big Red Dog; but cast a Big Blue Dog to portray that character.
@TheTraakon
@TheTraakon Жыл бұрын
As has become so common today, it is a lack of imagination/creativeness, a desire for instant recognition and success. They steal the creativity of the past and rebrand it as their own and want the same level of praise and recognition as the original creator.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”
@charlieblocher7456
@charlieblocher7456 Жыл бұрын
The dumbest part about it is that they could or promote the setting and characters from the Africa-inspired Mirage set back in 1996. They made a new Sidar-Jibari card for Commander a few months ago, without nearly the same degree of promotion.
@Haufpunk
@Haufpunk Жыл бұрын
That's what's so frustrating about these idiot producers. Plenty of stories from ethnic minorities ignored. Keep using established European stories and race swapping. Patronising and lazy.
@palladiamorsdeus
@palladiamorsdeus Жыл бұрын
Oh sweet, I used to love Sidar! Good to hear he got some love. Not buying it because screw Wizards but still, cool.
@gladiatorscoops4907
@gladiatorscoops4907 Жыл бұрын
Reading the comments from people from the artists Insta post gives me no hope for the human race. I feel like that moment in T2 when John says to the Terminator - "we arent going to make it are we?" The people commenting in that post just don't get why this is so wrong and don't see that it only ever goes one way. Appropriating something that already exists to push an agenda is wrong. If you truly need to add in people of a certain ethnicity either look into the lore of the LOTR and look at how you can incorporate people from the Southron. Or better yet create new IP's, new stories and new characters instead of changing ones that exist already. These people only see people by the color of their skin, and don't realise if you hold no prejudice then you wouldn't see the color of the skin in the things you watch or your everyday life for that matter. It's the same way I watched The Cosby show or Fresh Prince back in the day I didn't see a family of black people - I just saw a family.
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think we need to insert a skin rainbow into every piece of European literature ever written. It’s ok for white people to tell stories about white people.
@dragonmaster1360
@dragonmaster1360 Жыл бұрын
@Gladiatorscoops I definitely feel thgr last half, about not seeing skin colour... It wasn't until I started to see this woke crap happening that I started to see skin colour. For a long time, it never even registered to me that Morgan Freeman was black. He was always just a grandfather-like figure in my eyes, a soft-spoken, wise old man that had a penchant for playing the god of the bible. Only recently (in the last decade) did I start to see his skin colour, because everything has been making a huge deal about it. As the man himself said, regarding how to stop racism: "stop talking about it".
@MagcargoMan
@MagcargoMan Жыл бұрын
@@dragonmaster1360 Yeah, if nobody says anything after the KKK guys drag that guy to death with their car, racism will magically vanish as if Thanos snapped it away.
@palladiamorsdeus
@palladiamorsdeus Жыл бұрын
​@@MagcargoManWhat freaking world do you live in, troll? Because it ain't reality.
@MagcargoMan
@MagcargoMan Жыл бұрын
@@palladiamorsdeus Clearly you don't live in reality because you think doing nothing causes problems to magically disappear.
@ArchangelsBlade
@ArchangelsBlade Жыл бұрын
What I really want to see is for Hollywood et al to send their writers to Africa. You've got a whole continent rich with folklore, legends, tales, and stories to tell, and barely anything has made the jump to cinema. I'd be thrilled to see some new stories that I've never heard get told, and the best part? You can cast all the black actors you want, and it'll make sense for the plot! You can invent new characters or use old ones, introduce history that a lot of people don't know, and stir up some interest in places that frequently get overlooked in favour of the same old retellings. I'd much prefer that to the appropriation of a story that was intended to give England, a place without much folklore of its own, a mythology simply for the sake of creating controversy.
@mamv80
@mamv80 Жыл бұрын
there's more talent and creativity in 5 minutes of this panel than in all Disney productions in the past 5 years lol
@grandmufftwerkin9037
@grandmufftwerkin9037 Жыл бұрын
A live action Batman Beyond with Keaton as an older Bruce Wayne is a golden opportunity staring DC right in the face.
@RJALEXANDER777
@RJALEXANDER777 Жыл бұрын
Well failing that, we can always bring Christian Bale back after a decade or two.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
Michael Keaton and Christian Bale deserve to rest. They played Batman well
@doormatt72
@doormatt72 Жыл бұрын
@@chasehedges6775 Lol, true. We all know they'd just be invited back to destroy their own character and pave the way for Rey. Oh sorry, I meant Batgirl.
@allanbriseno5980
@allanbriseno5980 Жыл бұрын
Ben A when he’s got his white/grey hair look , looks a lot like the Batman beyond look too lol. Probably the strong chin game
@Spartacus114
@Spartacus114 Жыл бұрын
Booo no. That would make it in the same universe as the god awful current DCEU. Make it a continuation of Bale’s Batman
@jamiearmstrong3487
@jamiearmstrong3487 Жыл бұрын
The sword guard is amazing, your own blood makes it more efficent
@MrAppleOrchard
@MrAppleOrchard Жыл бұрын
That dude looks bad ass, why not just give him his own character and not replace Aragorn???
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
It could be the kang of harad dressing up as the King of Gondor and Arnor for mardi gras.
@Parasmunt
@Parasmunt Жыл бұрын
There are already badass black characters from mega selling fantasy cycles like Anomander Rake that they could have used. The point was to blackwash a beloved iconic white male character, to cause that offence. The Tolkien degenerate family let that happen.
@orangegalen
@orangegalen Жыл бұрын
Like honestly! If it was any other set it probably would’ve been a Commander staple. But because they made it Aragorn, no one will play it except for the memes.
@scionofdorn9101
@scionofdorn9101 Жыл бұрын
That would not serve "THE MESSAGE", would it?
@Nopeasaurus
@Nopeasaurus Жыл бұрын
could have been a badass Haradrim king
@Nicadeemas
@Nicadeemas Жыл бұрын
This will never, ever be my Aragorn. I will watch the extended editions of the LOTR Blu Rays until the day I die.
@artooleetoo
@artooleetoo Жыл бұрын
'darth maul's bottom surgery' is the funniest thing i've heard in ages. xD xD xD well played despot dude. 👍
@stc3145
@stc3145 Жыл бұрын
Only racists here are the ones who race swap characters like Aragorn and Ariel
@StylePoints14
@StylePoints14 Жыл бұрын
Jews are pretty racist. I will give you that
@Mister-Six
@Mister-Six Жыл бұрын
Afrogorn, the Kang of Middle-Erf
@chrisb4131
@chrisb4131 Жыл бұрын
This is a severely underrated comment.
@TherebehoesinAlaska
@TherebehoesinAlaska Жыл бұрын
We wuz KINGS Breh. Educate yaself
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
Have mi like good sir 👍
@StylePoints14
@StylePoints14 Жыл бұрын
I lauffed
@godKiller.369
@godKiller.369 Жыл бұрын
I want that Blackagorn & Cleoblattra romantic crossover!
@samblack5313
@samblack5313 Жыл бұрын
Set on the millennium Falcon.
@Mouse_Metal
@Mouse_Metal Жыл бұрын
@@samblack5313 On the Dissney´s galaxy starcruiser.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
@@Mouse_Metal lol
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
(SPOILERS) They have a child. Instead of the patriarchal Eldarion, this time is Ariel. In her own story, The Mermarillion, she uses the one ring she inherited from Isildur to reclaim the sunken kingdom of Numenor from the evil usurper, Amber Heard.
@godKiller.369
@godKiller.369 Жыл бұрын
@@marbellaotaiza801 But Amber Heard is very powerful with Poopya, the Ring of Brown!
@fantasywind3923
@fantasywind3923 Жыл бұрын
They didn't even have to 'make' a new Haradrim character per se, but name the unnamed one from book :)...the Haradrim chieftain who fought on Pelennor fields: "Théoden King of the Mark had reached the road from the Gate to the River, and he turned towards the City that was now less than a mile distant. He slackened his speed a little, seeking new foes, and his knights came about him, and Dernhelm was with them. ... Southward beyond the road lay the main force of the Haradrim, and there their horsemen were gathered about the standard of their chieftain. And he looked out, and in the growing light he saw the banner of the king, and that it was far ahead of the battle with few men about it. Then he was filled with a red wrath and shouted aloud, and displaying his standard, black serpent upon scarlet, he came against the white horse and the green with great press of men; and the drawing of the scimitars of the Southrons was like a glitter of stars. Then Théoden was aware of him, and would not wait for his onset, but crying to Snowmane he charged headlong to greet him. Great was the clash of their meeting. But the white fury of the Northmen burned the hotter, and more skilled was their knighthood with long spears and bitter. Fewer were they but they clove through the Southrons like a fire-bolt in a forest. Right through the press drove Théoden Thengel's son, and his spear was shivered as he threw down their chieftain. Out swept his sword, and he spurred to the standard, hewed staff and bearer; and the black serpent foundered. Then all that was left unslain of their cavalry turned and fled far away." The Return of the King, LoTR Book 5, Ch 6, The Battle of the Pelennor Fields Give him name and voila you have it! Aragorn was born in the north, of the Dunedain of the North, he was from a long line of the Numenoreans who are white being descendants of northern Edain....making Aragorn black is so idiotic! Aragorn to make it funnier is one of the few characters who actually ventured into "far countries of Rhun and Harad where the stars are strange", where he was "He rode in the host of the Rohirrim, and fought for the Lord of Gondor by land and by sea; and then in the hour of victory he passed out of the knowledge of Men of the West, and went alone far into the East and deep into the South, exploring the hearts of Men, both evil and good, and uncovering the plots and devices of the servants of Sauron." So now he looks like a Haradrim?! Ridiculousness!
@luciendevolontat2488
@luciendevolontat2488 Жыл бұрын
“Just some Guy” has a great video about it, worth a listen !
@TheAmazingAram
@TheAmazingAram Жыл бұрын
One of the sad things is that the picture itself looks pretty sweet. But its just the fact that it is Aragorn that makes it controversial. It could have been a really cool standalone character.
@xSilentZeroXx
@xSilentZeroXx Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. Shame.
@proudsaiyanprince2651
@proudsaiyanprince2651 Жыл бұрын
Looks like “Heimdall” another European figure that was black washed to further dilute and demoralize.
@sadeknight9112
@sadeknight9112 Жыл бұрын
They ruined the sword even if the character is fine. One handed grip with two handed length, an insanely chunky blade and pommel with no cross guard whatsoever, and tribal markings next to clearly Nordic inspired runes.
@aldunlop4622
@aldunlop4622 Жыл бұрын
True, if it were some new fantasy character there wouldn’t be a problem.
@coffeebux
@coffeebux Жыл бұрын
chic fil a hired a black diversity and inclusion VP. conservatives are calling chick-fil-a woke after 1 day, people got offended when elves got cast as black- not even named characters just actors that were black. the actors of color in the D&D movie caused videos over why elves arent supposed to be diverse. it isnt about aragorn. Critical Drinker and the 100 other sponsor chasers just like him would find something else to criticize.
@laurenced2916
@laurenced2916 Жыл бұрын
Getting really sick of 'modern audiences'
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
Along with the MESSAGE!
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
We all are...
@ITanmanI
@ITanmanI Жыл бұрын
Don't forget "the unspecified virus of unknown origin"
@ObservantAid
@ObservantAid Жыл бұрын
A Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, an Englishman and an American walk into a bar..,
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
Not a single barstool, or bottle were harmed in the production of this video.
@B0mber44
@B0mber44 Жыл бұрын
You’d think one of them would have seen it.
@scionofdorn9101
@scionofdorn9101 Жыл бұрын
@@marbellaotaiza801 Define "harmed" 😉.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't they get an Australian too?
@nitehawk7550
@nitehawk7550 Жыл бұрын
As a dark brown Indian... If they do black Aragorn.. I'm fuckin burning shit down
@mattwaldren
@mattwaldren Жыл бұрын
There have been many characters of other races in medieval/medieval fantasy films before, as characters that were either brought to foreign lands by chance (captured as slaves by pirates whilst on a voyage) or that journeyed from foreign kingdoms for a certain reason. For example, Morgan freeman's character in Robin Hood, Jackie Chan's character in Shanghai Noon, and Djimon Hounsou's character in Gladiator. It made total sense and they were often portrayed as possessing greater wisdom and foresight than the main protagonist, being from a distant kingdom with its own unique advancements and understandings, often portrayed as a type of 'foreign warrior/sage' archetype. they often played the role of a wise advisor as well as being a formidable warrior with weapons and fighting styles that were totally unique (e.g. Kung fu martial arts). It was great, was cool, and it worked well.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
I’m saddened by the state of our society. It’s going the way of Ancient Rome. Anyone agree? There has to be someone who knows it’s happening
@skepticalbadger
@skepticalbadger Жыл бұрын
What, becoming Christian, you mean?
@GigglingStoners
@GigglingStoners Жыл бұрын
Absolutely. There's mountains of evidence that the west is at its downfall.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
@@skepticalbadger Nope, I meant it’s eventual fall. And as Christian, no that’s not what I meant.
@RadicalResponsibility
@RadicalResponsibility Жыл бұрын
I’m with you Chase…. Happened to Rome, happening now here in USA
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 Жыл бұрын
@@RadicalResponsibility👍👍👍. Exactly
@maximiliand2544
@maximiliand2544 Жыл бұрын
I say we need an all Irish cast of an updated Roots.
@ShadowdaleA
@ShadowdaleA Жыл бұрын
I for one can't wait for the Martin Luthor biopic starring Ryan Gosling.
@ronlittlejohn8046
@ronlittlejohn8046 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, thanks to the animated movie I always interpreted Aragorn as a Native American man who doesn’t wear pants
@JerryLSmithII
@JerryLSmithII Жыл бұрын
John Hurt's voice for Aragorn was great imho.
@ronlittlejohn8046
@ronlittlejohn8046 Жыл бұрын
@@JerryLSmithII honestly you could never go wrong with John Hurt. Damn shame we lost him
@marcelcoetzee7152
@marcelcoetzee7152 Жыл бұрын
They have been screwing up a lot lately. Recently they sent notorious union busting thugs to intimidate a guy who got sent the wrong cards before a release. They also had a nasty mess up trying to take control of all fan made content for DND. Also they are super woke and rather proud of it. I would be much more quiet if i were them.
@lordjimbo2
@lordjimbo2 Жыл бұрын
Wow, Viggo went full Kirk Lazarus! Bold move, but he's always immersed himself in the character.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
He went full haradrim. Never go full haradrim...
@nelsoc2
@nelsoc2 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when the orc adjusted his red cap and yelled 'you can't buy a subway sandwich today Aragon!'
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
WOTC card: who's Aragorn? Vigo: I'm Aragorn. Keanu: (sad) I wanted to be Aragorn... WOTC card: (aims an AK-47 card at Vigo and points at own eyes) look at me! LOOK AT ME! I'm Aragorn now Viggo: unsheathes Andúril, "the flame of the west," and beheads wotc card's head in one clean swipe.
@Red-zh7vq
@Red-zh7vq Жыл бұрын
6:18 Star Wars has proven time and time again that original characters and stories can be done and leave huge impacts that have nothing to do with the original 6 films. Just look at Revan, Mara Jade, Starkiller, the Mandalorian Wars, etc.
@rokazeravas4904
@rokazeravas4904 Жыл бұрын
I just want to add to this that the last estimated price I heard for a booster box of those LOTR themed cards was starting at ~$500 USD (normal booster boxes are ~$110 post tax). Why you may ask? There’s a limited edition one of a kind art work of ‘The Ring.’ Literally just one special art that will ever be printed. So they’re using that as the justification to charge this insanely steep price for a box set where the cards are not even that great and of course the whole ‘race swapped Aragon.’ This coupled with the Pinkerton scandal from a month ago and then of course when they tried to kill the DnD open game license, it’s a miracle wizards isn’t losing profit. Then again I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by the collector whale factor.
@yaoguai8459
@yaoguai8459 Жыл бұрын
For those who aren't familiar with Magic and Wizards. They make their money through selling packs (loot boxes) of 15 randomized cards of various rarity and worth. It's essentially just gambling. Wizards has the same business model as a casino. A casino whose age demographic is 13+. When's the last time you looked at a child casino as a paragon of good morals?
@RG001100
@RG001100 Жыл бұрын
Sure, but will this make people forget about how WotC send Pinkertons to someone's house?
@RiseInAfterlife
@RiseInAfterlife Жыл бұрын
The MtG paypiggies already forgot that the second the set released. Then they got angry cause the set was absolute trash, and forgot that when new product dropped.
@ROMANTIKILLER2
@ROMANTIKILLER2 Жыл бұрын
@@RiseInAfterlife as someone who has played and collected MtG from the late 90s until the pandemic, the average MtG player lovingly known as Timmy is the type of customer every company would dream of having: he has the memory of a goldfish, is ready to accept every abusive treatment, and he is always ready to put down the pitchfork to get hyped and throw more and more money at WotC as soon as he sees a new flashy card to put in his stupid Commander deck that anyway will be made obsolete by the next two sets planned in the following three months.
@v02max75
@v02max75 Жыл бұрын
The worst part of this is that this is cool ass artwork. They should have just called him "Tom Bumblefuck" or something.
@johnwade1095
@johnwade1095 Жыл бұрын
Uncle Tom Bumblefuck, please.
@v02max75
@v02max75 Жыл бұрын
@@johnwade1095 hahaha 🤣 not exactly where I was going but it'll play
@CarParts08382
@CarParts08382 Жыл бұрын
I never thought Viggo Mortensen would take the 'Tropic Thunder' approach by altering his physical body head to toe to be THAT much into character. 🤯
@GhostOfSnuffles
@GhostOfSnuffles Жыл бұрын
They tried a Gandalf the black but for whatever reason he vanished and at the same time people's bikes started getting magically stolen.
@Gurt_The_Hurt
@Gurt_The_Hurt Жыл бұрын
I was going to get the new lotr set. It would've been awesome but now I'm not touching a single card from it.
@hellohellohello5244
@hellohellohello5244 Жыл бұрын
Nerd
@observationsfromthebunker9639
@observationsfromthebunker9639 Жыл бұрын
Save your money for something better.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
Don't Give Money To People Who HATE You
@masteronionnorth2341
@masteronionnorth2341 Жыл бұрын
Remember when studios and creators use to try to stay faithful to source materials? Remember? Good times...
@davidbraccini4770
@davidbraccini4770 Жыл бұрын
“Actually we do not care being faithful or having any respect towards the source material. We have deviated before, why are now people getting mad just because of more diversity?” -God of War Ragnarok developer The truth is only one: Absolute laziness. The God of War Writers could have written a story of how an african god had to escape Africa after Kratos destroyed the world, therefore justifying the existence of a black person in Norse Mythology, but of course they didn’t do that because they do not actually care of having good rappresentation and instead they just race swapped an already pre existing norse mythological figure. In Tolkien works they should have never race swapped any character because Tolkien himself said he hates political allegories, therefore by adding a political rappresentation they are disrespectful towards Tolkien.
@blankblank2370
@blankblank2370 Жыл бұрын
Hot take: GOW Ragnarok did diversity right
@blankblank2370
@blankblank2370 Жыл бұрын
Hot take: GOW Ragnarok did diversity right
@Directrix_Gazer
@Directrix_Gazer Жыл бұрын
Things have essential and inessential properties. Reasonable people might disagree about where that line should be drawn for a given entity, like a myth or story, but straightforwardly disingenuous equivocations only reveal bad faith and evil intent.
@davidbraccini4770
@davidbraccini4770 Жыл бұрын
@@Directrix_Gazer The truth is only one: Absolute laziness. The God of War Writers could have written a story of how an african god had to escape Africa after Kratos destroyed the world, therefore justifying the existence of a black person in Norse Mythology, but of course they didn’t do that because they do not actually care of having good rappresentation and instead they just race swapped an already pre existing norse mythological figure.
@proudsaiyanprince2651
@proudsaiyanprince2651 Жыл бұрын
@@blankblank2370Gow Ragnarok literally cast a Jew to portray Odin. Get fucked they “did it right”
@dominaun9981
@dominaun9981 Жыл бұрын
I appreciate what DDayCobra said. I been waiting for them to just make new characters that are black rather than an existing one. Then they can show off some kind of creativity. But right now what the industry is doing is really making themselves look bad, and they look even worst cuz they want to ask why is everyone mad. As a 34 year old black person I've been Super not empress with the level of story telling of the pass 10 years. I just saw lil mermaid and just as a movie alone it was trash. I get on KZbin right after then I see Aragon is black now my heart for movies and shows has really died. Don't try to fix things that are not broken, but you can make something new and add old ideas to honor the first. That logic is completely dead in everything now.
@steffenjensen422
@steffenjensen422 Жыл бұрын
Miles morales, Django from unchained, black panther, Tiana from kiss the frog,... there is genuine and good black characters in every genre yet they still feel the need to do this
@jodo2785
@jodo2785 Жыл бұрын
Lord of the Rizz: Return of the Bling is gonna be great. Can't wait for the puerto-filipino-rican hobbits!
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын
WOTC card: who's Aragorn? Vigo: I'm Aragorn. Keanu: (sad) I wanted to be Aragorn... WOTC card: (aims an AK-47 card at Vigo and points at own eyes) look at me! LOOK AT ME! I'm Aragorn now Viggo: unsheathes Andúril, "the flame of the west," and beheads wotc card's head in one clean swipe.
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