Drunk and Obnoxious at a British "Football" Match

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[@smallbrainedpod]

wow you brits sure can take a joke 😂fair play. I was worried id get a similar reaction to the vietnamese reel lmao

[@mruskii1914]

lmao tht reel is the greatest reel ever

[@TheKhusCraft12]

@@mruskii1914 link please?

[@DavidGoldK]

Next time you're over here go for a rugby match. You can drink in your seats and rugby is an overall better game (def more CTE)

[@lewis_kelly]

@@DavidGoldK great shout

[@jvb6961]

@@DavidGoldK def more cte lmao

[@Ravenh4wk]

An American Football game has play time of only 1 hour. The other 3 hours are adverts and farting about! 🤣😂

[@Coxbacca69]

And they have two separate teams for offense and defense 😂😂😂

[@Nicholas-HTX]

To be fair, soccer is longer than 90 minutes… with all the pussies rolling on the floor crying.

[@Lichmyballz]

american " football " isnt football its basically rugby

[@jessil1821]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nicholas-HTX]

Soccer is 90 mins of running and wailing on the ground fake crying.

[@gregoryhirst9493]

Goes to a pro football game, “wow, it’s like a pro football stadium”. Americans abroad.

[@user-ei7ed6zy9k]

America has high school stadiums that would rival league 2 stadiums. there's a reason why "professional" is a distiction. the average college stadium has a higher capacity than the PL.

[@luxdaduck5080]

WHO DRINKS BEER OUT OF A TIN AT A PUB! THATS A SIN

[@welshed]

So much of this made me cringe

[@joannemayer6941]

Glad you enjoyed it. Most pubs use plastic’glasses’ or cans before a game. A glass can be turned into a weapon. We don’t have projects, we do have estates. The housing area you referred to was not an estate, however and each flat probably costs a small fortune.

[@sarahr4184]

@@joannemayer6941 To be fair Tottenham is still dodgey af. Didn't seem like he was in a bad part though.

[@Mappy8899]

“$10 dollar beer im’a drink it….” Relatable. Legend

[@briwire138]

Woooo-ing and high fiving should be banned in a football stadium.

[@Damaz22]

I made the same point. That sound is just alien to us at a game, not a pop concert

[@reclusive78]

Looks like Sarah can drink Connor under the table.

[@hennyg6429]

she can she literally called him a pus ee 😂😂

[@reclusive78]

@@hennyg6429 🤣

[@victim21]

I still can't figure out who Sarah is, his girlfriend?

[@reclusive78]

@@victim21 Yes, shes the girl in the video.

[@BigMackk8]

Classic American thinking American football is the pinacle of sports. Surely after all of your travels you'd know that Football/soccer is the biggest sport in the world! The premier league, which Tottenham are apart of, is also argued to be the best league in the world too!

[@GA-ik6pi]

Buttttt Spuds defo ain’t top six😂😂😂 What do we think of Tottenham…. 😂

[@CL-tv7pz]

The fans were shouting "Yid Army", this is from Wiki on why they shout it: In the case of Tottenham Hotspur, rival fans chanted antisemitic abuse including 'Yids' against Tottenham fans. In response some Jewish and non-Jewish fans of Tottenham Hotspur F.C. adopted "Yid" (or "Yiddo") as a nickname and "Yiddo, Yiddo!" as a battle cry and often identify themselves as "Yid Army".

[@neom0nk]

....uh... wut? lol..

[@RoxanneLavender]

@@neom0nk Well Connor and Sarah did say that the fans get personal.

[@Isleofskye]

@@neom0nk Tottenham Hotspur or "Spurs" have always had a very large Jewish support and Ownership so rival fans all over the Country would chant Anti-Semetic chants so the Spurs fans,cleverly,re-claimed the word and chant it , among 50 other songs,throughout the game especially when they support them away from home:)

[@Veniceredmask01]

@@neom0nka yid is a racial slur for a Jew

[@welshed]

@@neom0nk”Yid” is from “Yiddish”. Jews in other words. Spurs has historical connections to a large Jewish fanbase.

[@CharlieNelson1728]

You had to show your tickets to get in the pub because away team fans will try and get into home fan pubs and cause trouble/start fights etc.

[@smallbrainedpod]

oh wow haha, didn't know it was that serious

[@CharlieNelson1728]

@@smallbrainedpod it's the same reason they asked if you had tattoos, hooligans are more likely to have football tattoos so they'll get turned away from the pubs too

[@1HrOfLoFi]

they were asking if they had tottenham tattoos and offered to give them one because if they had a tottenham tattoo it would have shown they were home fans

[@Damaz22]

@smallbrainedpod oh we take football and our clubs very very seriously.

[@infrasleep]

@@smallbrainedpod It's not .

[@paulboyne8786]

The 1 billion pound stadium in the middle of a shit hole 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fullenglishbreakfast3289]

I take you've never been to anfield then 😂

[@paulboyne8786]

@@fullenglishbreakfast3289 been to anfield plenty of times

[@dangireleeds]

@@paulboyne8786Anfield is pretty similar to Tottenham. Glad they didn't move to an out of town soulless shit hole

[@paulboyne8786]

@@dangireleeds yes but anfield never cost 1 billion did it

[@dangireleeds]

@@paulboyne8786 £600 million for half a stadium that's far inferior? Good deal.

[@paulmidsussex3409]

The secret is to go to the pub before the game, eat a hot dog on the way to the stadium and then go for a curry afterwards.

[@welshed]

As others have rightly said, American Football is actually a 1 hour game stretched to 4 hours, in order for to commercials and for the fans to eat, drink and do everything else other than actually watch the sport itself. Also, how many of your Football players play for the whole game with only a 15 minute break? Football (soccer) players are among the fittest pro athletes on the planet.

[@user-qu1eb2jl9y]

I bet you won't forget that experience ....I think you both Enjoyed it . Your Vlogs are full of great surprises . Keep up the good work and thanks .

[@smallbrainedpod]

yeah man we really enjoyed it

[@PWCDN]

selling drinks inside the stadium then not allow you to take it inside the games is the wildest thing I've ever seen.

[@MrIggy301]

Trust me it makes sense when you see how the fans get

[@PWCDN]

@@MrIggy301imo makes more sense just not pay for drinks than to chug it. Paying for drinks looks like a lose-lose. Might as well drink after the game at a pub probably half the price. But I get what you mean.

[@DavidGoldK]

It's just because of football hooliganism, people throw stuff on the field, fight ,etc. At rugby games you can drink in your seat

[@readysetgo12345]

ikr, I bought a pint at an arsenal game but was already late, I hadn't known you weren't allowed to take it inside of the stadium, ended up chugging the entire thing in front of the security guards 🥴 edit: just saw at min 6:16 they had to go through the exact same experience haha

[@PWCDN]

@@readysetgo12345 yep looks like they're just taking advantage of people who didn't know, because they could have said something at time of order. Or just put up signs. Closest thing to a scam without being a scam.

[@lewis_kelly]

Enjoyed you guys figuring out the half time break and the fact you cant take a beer to your seat- again because of the old days when folk would get proper drunk & fight each other 😂

[@danieldunne68]

You can drink beer watching a rugby match no problem because the fans are adults 😂😂

[@blurrble5]

"its a $10 beer ima drink it" Well said Sara well said lol

[@buakawfan333]

"I hope you're never happy" hahaha someone legit got fed up with swearing

[@07Euphony07]

love your videos dude and i enjoy rewatching alot of them mainly the japan series since ill be visiting japan in a few months

[@smallbrainedpod]

love to hear it dude!

[@niksn022]

I'm going there too, one month left of waiting 👍

[@TheJimboCOD]

I love how your mannerisms have rubbed off on her lol. You guys are living the life, I hope to get there one day with my girl 💪🏽

[@mike7279]

The area, at the start you called the projects a house would cost $700k.. great show more please..love the sarcasm🤣

[@tul9033]

Sarah said it before I could after chugging the beer!

[@barryfrancis7421]

Said like you know her.

[@JackVXR]

0:28 walks into pub, blokes watching tv, quote ‘wanker’, walks out

[@Paul_hughes]

The guys face behind you the whole match 😅😅

[@samsamsam20288]

american spurs fan here, thanks for some inside scoop, great game to go to jealous. COYS!

[@coenharoldsen9922]

They make you show the ticket at the pub to check which team you support to prevent fights. Certain pubs for certain teams.

[@aaron_p12]

so glad you chose my club to go to, best stadium and stadium experience in england

[@LucidDream]

Always wanted to go see a game in England. Maybe one day. I used to watch this youtube series where a guy went to a lower tier league and if the team he was supporting won he would essentially "promote" himself to higher league. In some of those lower leagues you can drink beer it seems, but the higher up you go in the pyramid the more restrictions. I still really liked the baseball game in Japan though. Being able to drink in the stadium and the beer girls. Looked like a blast.

[@Damaz22]

You can only drink within sight of the pitch from the 7th tier down. My side used to play at that level and it isn't a great experience imo. Goals scored, huge celebrations, beer goes everywhere....

[@davidcroft2528]

"Yid Army" is what was being screamed by the fans :D Awesome vlog, hope you had fun over here!

[@BuddhaL0rd]

Loving it mates, good choice on the Neck Oil. random fact for you., Beaver Town (the brewers) were originally founded by Logan Plant (Son of the great Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin fame) but now owned by Heineken I believe. I was so relieved when you cheered for the right team lol.

[@scooper4960]

The other 2 and a half hours is for drinking and fighting.

[@therealventures]

"I hope you're NEVER happy!" 😂

[@Jamibi]

Funny seeing this video! I'm a Crystal Palace fan (unfortunately) and was wondering if you'd hit up a football game while you were here! Great stuff! It's an amazing stadium that, too!

[@Jamibi]

@@JimmyJenks Haha yeah, this comment didn't age well. I had posted this before the win at Liverpool and the day after we lost to Bournemouth when Glasner was still new. I was still in the Roy depression. Had a great time at the Villa and United game though.

[@navimaclife]

Hysterical! You and your lady are great! My favorite KZbin channel! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

[@pablovass2811]

That’s the fairly new Tottenham Stadium! Looks great

[@user-lf2nd5xj6w]

Haha ordering food at half time, don't think I've ever done that at a match

[@AM-dz2sh]

Forgot to say: You can EAT in the stands, and drink soft drinks.. just not alcohol

[@jeongsungwoo]

Sarah’s smile is contagious

[@skyblues8785]

1:21 worst cockney impression I’ve ever heard

[@RudyCantGame]

I like the video, but that is our biggest rival. I'm glad you enjoyed the footy! 😂

[@benjackson7541]

should of gone to Luton Town Pinnacle of english football grounds

[@garrynorth6199]

Isn’t Luton called little Pakistani now.?

[@EvanJGMegson]

yeah we have a smaller stadium in bournemouth though 😅

[@rustledjammies8769]

Luton Town, aka EDL FC

[@AmarettoSour710]

Kenilworth Road, Bury Park - What a place

[@BobGnarley.]

I knew this was gonna be good when they sit down and say "who are we rooting for" lol

[@Weho.]

11.40 imagine if the entire stadium continued on doing high fives 😂

[@aaroninky]

very funny to hear you call it the 'projects'. fam, we call them the 'ends'.

[@neilg8857]

Awesome video like usual !!

[@WookieWarriorz]

you nearly got me at first haha, good bants.

[@jvb6961]

10:04 Super Bowl 51 flashbacks intensify

[@rheostar]

It’s ‘Yid army!’ I sit in the other end to where you were filming from.

[@veritaslegionis777]

welcome to uk bro 🇬🇧

[@smallbrainedpod]

thanks my brotha. hope you didn't mind my grumpy ramblings about your homeland haha

[@Charlie666-]

​@@smallbrainedpodyou should go to the cheese rolling in Gloucester in May if your still here.

[@Spread_Hope_Like_Fire]

I really love seeing you guys' chemistry and cute relationship adventures. Keep on treating that lady well bro!

[@fockewulffw1908]

8:09 THAT WAS COMICAL

[@carlbadman288]

Funniest video I have come across. Fair play to you.

[@Loki1815]

Ahhh, Mate, you should have gone to a little Family Club like Millwall! Proper day out! By the way, it was an English Football match not British! Buy a map!

[@johnmadden3153]

It always amazes me how one person can be so insightful and utterly ignorant in the same breath. Love your work man.

[@aaronthebom1]

Welcome to north London mates . Great to see you here. Xxxx travel safe coz we love you xxx

[@AemondEye]

COME ON YOU SPURS !! You should be a spurs fan but not if you want to see them win a trophy in your lifetime 😫

[@pcmatcat]

happy for you dude

[@somecoal]

I just love you so much. Cant describe how much I admire you 2 and the content you make

[@Paul_hughes]

Great vid. Love watching the reactions of Americans watching football for the first time. But working it out for yourselves, not having a local Brit tell you what’s going on. Just going for it. Fave travel KZbinr by a long shot.

[@danhurley6152]

Theyre chanting "who are ya ! " "who are ya !"

[@m1schi]

Oh no! Now you two are in London, and my wife and I are traveling. We’ve been binging your channel(s) in the past months, and would have loved to say Hi 😮 Next Time!

[@LulaJake]

This was likely made in December. Did you not see the Xmas tree in the pub?

[@m1schi]

😅 only saw the video get posted and figured I’ll leave an immediate comment; didn’t have any time to watch it yet. (You got me!)

[@barrybigdog3406]

So many failure. 😅 the projects 😅 your Mrs absolutely smashing you at beers 😅 I'm only 7 minutes in and this video is already golden.

[@thealopeciatrio213]

That birds worth a poke....we don't drink in the stands because we're already pissed!

[@robinrodriguez5747]

[@paulallaker8450]

Half time is normally only 15 -20 mins, so only the hard-core fans bother with food and drink during half-time.😂😂

[@LulaJake]

9:30 Are they chanting Yid Army? They had a sign that said it in that pub at the end.

[@benstone6682]

Yep. It's a chant they've sang for ages. Lots of Tottenham's fans were and still are north-west London Jews, so back in the day used to get hurled constant antisemitic abuse, like the term "Yids". So they did something pretty smart and took it under their wing as a nickname as a way for rival fans to stop chanting it at them, and it worked.

[@BIN3RY]

You gotta come to Newcastle on match day mate 👍

[@weefish12]

So You Were At An ENGLISH Football Match

[@sarahwilson7843]

Love how Sarah was gonna drink her moneys worth whether you did or not lol. Also, at first I kind of understood why they didn’t allow beer into the stadium and expected it to be super clean. Nope. You proceeded to wade through a mysterious sludge all the way to your seats.

[@january2627]

that sludge is rain...

[@sarahwilson7843]

@@january2627 what would I do without you January2627

[@JungleTunes94]

Strangely (or not) you can drink in cricket stadiums. Lords you can even take 4 cans or a bottle of wine in which is wild given its probably £8 a pint by now. Some ancient law thats never been revoked. This was 10 years ago that I last went so it might have changed. Given its central London it certainly made the day a bit less expensive

[@greatwhitesharky3261]

Small Brain come to a rugby match where you can drink beers during the game, even 2 pint pint's.

[@boegadi]

I really love watching your travel videos from in far away countries. But as a Dutchie who’s been loving football his whole life this video was funny as hell too. Your American perspective on the sport is hilarious, don’t understand some of the salty comments. If I were to film myself going to an NHL game it probably be the same kind of video of me poking fun at it as the experience grows on me.

[@sambailor]

damn she's owning ur ass on the drinking this vlog

[@johnbonamigo5696]

Go Spurs! You have joined the right group

[@ttixolo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryxen525]

i see new small brained american, i click

[@StrawHat-World]

When is the “sneaking into an english stadium by accident” vlog coming? 😮

[@willsonj]

You can eat at your seat, so just focus on drinking the pint at half time. At Rugby matches you can drink anywhere

[@detleftibax]

The way Sarah looks at you, man.. She is always so genuinely excited and joyful. You guys are very lucky to have found each other. Love your videos man, keep it up.

[@danallen3947]

are you joking?

[@michaelcritchfield2607]

Football is a religion in Britain, everyone has their own team, sarah is a keeper, treat her well 😊

[@matthewchristensen8113]

Brother a Spurs game? That's huge! How couldnt you have known lol

[@Jupa]

Ikr haha

[@donmaarko]

The away team is Newcastle, I thought I heard the Bruno in the middle song, howay the lads (even though we got smashed)

[@TheGuittoMan]

COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!! This is my team

[@rustynail1194]

Really enjoyed that video. Loved the banter mate. 90.minutes, bunch of fairies 😂 😂 😂 I've been watching football (soccer) for decades now. Seen loads of fights in my time. Sometimes you can't even get a drink before the game in the pubs, they've been known to be closed due to fights. They'll also kick games off early so the fans don't have time to get too drunk. Glad you enjoyed it. Oh just a tip too, don't ask for anything like that using the number 2 with your fingers, when you asked for the Neck oil. That was round emans fck off, like the middle finger. 😂

[@davids1301]

Spurs stadium is incredible. My own club Everton are building a similar one 💙

[@VasquezXD]

bit strange innit

[@vinnyplace1269]

Hell yes! BIG W everytime you upload dawgg! Travel vlog finatic for life ! 🤘✌️👏🤝🤙🙏👌🔥🤲🎯

[@keeganlarson5767]

Let’s goooooo !! Always bring a joy to my day

[@crimsonsteel9542]

Haha, good to see your having fun bro! You're guide to being an alcoholic in Japan has been very imformative. Taking notes for when I study abroad there this summer!

[@nickbfc11]

It’s always interesting to see you Americans seeing a proper global sport not just a sport that only you play 😂

[@wordsleydave]

LOL ... loved this reaction.

[@EnigmaNL]

Damn, Sarah is an absolute trooper. Downing that beer like a boss!

[@samagalski87]

back in time when head been cut off person body it rolled down in fun way, when others started kicking it up and down it became football, background the roman colosseum.

[@ellessgee176]

Should try and go to a rugby match next time!

[@DistrictWitch]

'we uze gunz at ooor football' - ah man I almost liked you for a min

[@Imsander77]

Nice dark humor btw lol I suscribe

[@wil_selena]

i love you two together

[@Isleofskye]

Thanks for this. If the game had been closer then you would have heard the Newcastle fans more,who have a massive queue for their Away ticket allocation as well as their Home games and they haven't won a domestic trophy for nearly 70 years:) Tottenham Hotspur or "Spurs" have always had a very large Jewish support and Ownership so rival fans all over the Country would chant Anti-Semitic chants so the Spurs fans,cleverly,re-claimed the word and chant it , among 50 other songs,throughout the game especially when they support them away from home:)

[@Jupa]

7:49 LMAO

[@fitzroy7054]

Football is the most popular game in the world , American football is the most popular sport in North America

[@rustledjammies8769]

I'd be a bit wary of drinking outside a sports stadium in the UK as you'll likely get a mouthful from the Police or security, also most pubs get a bit annoyed when you take drinks away from the venue.