This Is Why Your Girlfriend Dumped You. Drew Allen - Full Special

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4 жыл бұрын

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@ashpete21
@ashpete21 4 жыл бұрын
"This test doesn't matter" ... deep sigh ... "nothing matters." LOL!!!!
@benjaminteeter3331
@benjaminteeter3331 4 жыл бұрын
This guy being an accounting major makes so much sense.
@aaronthomas8834
@aaronthomas8834 4 жыл бұрын
The exact comment I was looking for
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 4 жыл бұрын
Why?
@benjaminteeter3331
@benjaminteeter3331 4 жыл бұрын
@@VictoriaSobocki Have you never heard any accountant jokes?
@lostlang
@lostlang 4 жыл бұрын
As an accountant I'm triggered ... But that's just cuz your right
@tracyavent-costanza346
@tracyavent-costanza346 4 жыл бұрын
one of the most amusing profs I had in college was a profoundly sarcastic observer of the human condition who also taught accounting. He did a quite good job of both in my estimation.
@jeffwalker6815
@jeffwalker6815 4 жыл бұрын
"0 dollars?!' 'Well any currency, really" - best joke I've heard this year
@alyssawesterlund22
@alyssawesterlund22 3 жыл бұрын
It was my happiest moment of youtube during all of covid.
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 3 жыл бұрын
It's 6 months later, is this still true?
@RearAdmiralTootToot
@RearAdmiralTootToot 3 жыл бұрын
Hi from the future. Nope, zero bitcoin is now worth $815,000 somehow
@MaNuLaToROfficial
@MaNuLaToROfficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@RabblesTheBinx no now its bitcoin
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 2 жыл бұрын
@@RearAdmiralTootToot 0.0005 BTC, mathematically is 0, but is worth something in real money. . .
@analuizadefigueiredosouza7851
@analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 4 жыл бұрын
"You don't understand, no relationship I've ever been in has ever worked out" "Well, yeah...you know that's true of literally every currently single person in the world, right?". That's a pretty great point xD
@austinl.2703
@austinl.2703 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. I wish I had realized that 50 years ago !
@maryjaneblues4012
@maryjaneblues4012 3 жыл бұрын
Right we've all been there😂😂
@wikiwoof9590
@wikiwoof9590 3 жыл бұрын
Really puts things into perspective LOL
@p382742937423y4
@p382742937423y4 3 жыл бұрын
You never thought about that before?
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 2 жыл бұрын
It's also not true... For all the single people who have never been in a relationship.
@xandermcn
@xandermcn 4 жыл бұрын
“you should find someone worse" 😂
@timmhawkins7491
@timmhawkins7491 4 жыл бұрын
Money or no money I hope being a comedian makes him as happy as he made every listener
@o0o-jd-o0o95
@o0o-jd-o0o95 3 жыл бұрын
great comment . You're absolutely right if this makes him a happy human being that's all you can really ask for in this one life. I know I enjoyed watching it .it was very funny. Thanks for that after work pick me up drew
@esteedle
@esteedle 3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to give this a thumbs up but you're at 420
@Scrimparmy
@Scrimparmy 3 жыл бұрын
He’d probably prefer money
@loganlopez832
@loganlopez832 3 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough there’s a comedian named “Tim Hawkins”
@joulupukki1607
@joulupukki1607 3 жыл бұрын
If u get gig like this one it means u make pretty decent livin, my friend comedian and he tours comedy clubs and bars and make solid 2-3k month
@marioanthony8787
@marioanthony8787 3 жыл бұрын
This man has stand up comedy superpowers, this is what happens when you dont let shyness, social awkwardness or self doubt hold you back, keep it up mate you're comedy gold.
@surfpsych
@surfpsych 3 жыл бұрын
"Do I look like the guy who has an abundance of other baskets available to him?"😁💛
@midnightodellewest1999
@midnightodellewest1999 4 жыл бұрын
Love his calm delivery. Makes his humor catch you off-guard. Found myself laughing without even realizing it at first. My favorite line so far.. 'basically a bully's job is to say terrible things about you and make you feel bad about yourself until you're old enough to just do that naturally for yourself." Ha ha, maybe I should be thanking my junior high bullies for my midlife fashion sense.
@Gardenruth
@Gardenruth 4 жыл бұрын
I recommend Kellen Erskine. His jokes are fairly similar.
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 4 жыл бұрын
He offers such a different perspective. I'm very impressed cuz he's young and his delivery is impeccable and creative.
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 4 жыл бұрын
@Tony Day yeah, he's way beyond his years! I wanna say I like Mark Normand as well...
@creamnall
@creamnall 4 жыл бұрын
just wanna say, you people that analyze comedy like this, Wao, where r u people, in my country DR We dont even have this Kind of comedy, because people wouldnt get It, not even If It was in spanish 😖, dont stop existing
@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS
@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS 4 жыл бұрын
That's the bit that caused me to share it in social media.
@frankflapper445
@frankflapper445 4 жыл бұрын
This kid's good. A 40-minute good set while doing comedy as a side gig? He'll do fine.
@sramm
@sramm 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Bradley Cooper and Barbra Streisand's love child?
@RRRRobbbb
@RRRRobbbb 4 жыл бұрын
Don't call him a kid, and don't call it a side gig. Quality stuff.
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389
@puddintanejingleheimerschm9389 4 жыл бұрын
@@RRRRobbbb wow man calm down. I think they meant that despite being so young he is a total natural and being that he is going to school for accounting it is literally the definition of a side gig. It seems to be an amazingly successful side gig, but he didn't spend 5 years of his life going to comedy college in case his passion for accounting doesn't workout. I hope he never has to use his accounting degree for a living if he doesn't want to and he is good enough he probably won't have to; but currently he literally said he is "considering a career in comedy" which makes it a side gig while he is finishing college and not yet a full fledged career. There is nothing demeaning about that. It is amazing that he is killing it already and he has barely begun.
@shootertrump7315
@shootertrump7315 4 жыл бұрын
Puddintane Jingleheimerschmitt, I think you’re the one that needs to calm down. He just said his JUSTIFIED opinion, and you put that much effort into commenting on a misunderstanding that never happened
@shootertrump7315
@shootertrump7315 4 жыл бұрын
Frank Flapper, Rob literally only sounds like a person who understands the minute difference between the actual meaning of the words. Not only is the takeaway that he’s mad, now he’s has aspergers. Welp
@Skylinersontape
@Skylinersontape 4 жыл бұрын
His voice is like a grown up Morty
@mewre2062
@mewre2062 4 жыл бұрын
should be top comment
@sema6008
@sema6008 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes
@totallynotprom1036
@totallynotprom1036 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SyrPipeOrg
@SyrPipeOrg 3 жыл бұрын
This IS grown up Morty! 😆
@saskeialiverpool6061
@saskeialiverpool6061 2 жыл бұрын
Morty after puberty
@robinhoman8594
@robinhoman8594 2 жыл бұрын
His awareness of his emotions is inspiring. Takes serious guts to be this honest.
@juneelle370
@juneelle370 Жыл бұрын
Yes that was very refreshing ☀️
@earndoggy
@earndoggy 4 жыл бұрын
No, no, no. You don't shoot the old lady. You shoot the manager and then say "I see you have an opening in management."
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 4 жыл бұрын
You have quite a STRONG sense of humor, too! 😂🤣😜
@earndoggy
@earndoggy 4 жыл бұрын
@@jessiejeanne9717 Thanks LOL!
@GrumpyTweety
@GrumpyTweety 4 жыл бұрын
Ooh, so THAT's the right answer. No wonder they didn't hire me, either. Thank you!
@earndoggy
@earndoggy 4 жыл бұрын
@@GrumpyTweety LMAO! You're welcome.
@applepear7006
@applepear7006 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. That's why so many high-level executives are psychopaths.
@garrettwright6466
@garrettwright6466 4 жыл бұрын
“It would create this infinite series of helmets in helmets.”
@artisania_shop
@artisania_shop 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite was "Finish the job! You said you'd do anything to get this job now prove it! So I killed her.." 😂😅🤣
@meilei8716
@meilei8716 4 жыл бұрын
You should never buy clothes when you have high self esteem- gold
@Tinymoezzy
@Tinymoezzy 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like pointy Michael Cera.
@YourName-tt8tz
@YourName-tt8tz 4 жыл бұрын
Ugh thank you! THAT'S who it is! Or kinda like if season 1-2 Arrested Development Cera and a pinch of the guy who played Mark Zuckerberg were thrown into a can and shaken together.
@mikejammac994
@mikejammac994 4 жыл бұрын
Yes that's who it is
@judekristo
@judekristo 4 жыл бұрын
Holy Cannolis Ya Skittlehead + plus young Bradley cooper.
@ellievisionog
@ellievisionog 4 жыл бұрын
I was just writing this!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD🤣
@imgointolukins
@imgointolukins 4 жыл бұрын
Pointier
@crestaljean824
@crestaljean824 3 жыл бұрын
I love that sometimes he's just casually sitting. Feels like talking with a friend.
@unsolicitedopinionsbyyela
@unsolicitedopinionsbyyela 3 жыл бұрын
He's so cute and lanky and nerdy and awkward. I love him.
@beachboxrealty
@beachboxrealty 2 жыл бұрын
I have a guy for you, my roommate.
@lllCTHULHUlll
@lllCTHULHUlll 4 жыл бұрын
Such a great performance. He's awkward, but I love that he owns it. Exactly the kind of humor I enjoy - dark and dry.
@Janski14
@Janski14 4 жыл бұрын
its more like deep instead of dark
@samlee7420
@samlee7420 3 жыл бұрын
HEXXEN WOLF most comedians are awkward in their own way. My opinion is monotone. But humorous nevertheless. It was still good.
@richardgibson360
@richardgibson360 3 жыл бұрын
@but why it pp
@ruinned
@ruinned 3 жыл бұрын
@but why Oh nooo.. no Nazi or dead baby jokes 🙄 ..
@vandellprueitt7
@vandellprueitt7 3 жыл бұрын
This is what you consider dark??
@PatrickJWenzel
@PatrickJWenzel 4 жыл бұрын
Yup, winner. Keep up with the accounting because at this rate you'll soon need to know how to manage your Netflix special earnings.
@cassiehutchings8655
@cassiehutchings8655 4 жыл бұрын
"just looking for somewhere to put my eggs" 😂😂
@josieouira5
@josieouira5 Жыл бұрын
He is so underrated. Watched this 2 years ago and always finding myself coming back to certain clips because they just stuck with me. Would love to see more of him
@kitty10141
@kitty10141 Жыл бұрын
Yes ma’am, here I am back to watch it again in full. Definitely top 5 on drybar
@edselsreadingchannel6724
@edselsreadingchannel6724 4 жыл бұрын
i like how these comedians on "Dry Bar Comedy" don't use profanity and are actually funny.
@JacobSantosDev
@JacobSantosDev 4 жыл бұрын
That is because the state fines you per profanity.
@ericorozco4017
@ericorozco4017 4 жыл бұрын
That's what everyone likes!
@scarbo22
@scarbo22 4 жыл бұрын
What’s funny about profanity?
@alexortiz7446
@alexortiz7446 4 жыл бұрын
im sure their told not to and acclimate to their surroundings
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar is a Mormon organization. That's why they don't use profanity or talk about drinking/sex/drug use.
@wasntme9578
@wasntme9578 4 жыл бұрын
The comedy's working dude. Evertime I thought a joke wasn't working it was because it wasn't finished. Took me a while to realise that was his strenth. So many comedians, even well established ones, if a gag fails for some reason they keep at it adding stuff improve and it just makes the fail even worse. With this guy it would sound just like that then he comes out of left field and nails it. Subtle. If this is only his part time gig, imagine after he gets a few years under his belt. The whole mediocrity and lack of confidence thing makes him relatable. Self depreciation is always funny.
@mackhomie6
@mackhomie6 4 жыл бұрын
yeah. it's not exactly an original schtick, but it's fine all the same. other comedians, when a joke fails they "add stuff improve"? I'm not sure if you meant "to improve [it]" or "improvised", but regardless, these jokes are not off the cuff. any joke in a special has been worked to death and the little add-ons aren't an exception
@wasntme9578
@wasntme9578 4 жыл бұрын
@@mackhomie6 That was exactly my point. It was all worked out. It made you feel like he was floundering but pulled it together in the end. That was no accident. It may not be totally original but its not always done very well. This guy with time I believe will be big. And yes I meant improvising not improving. I would go see him. That's the take away I meant to get across.
@mackhomie6
@mackhomie6 4 жыл бұрын
@@wasntme9578 gotcha. (but improvising is the opposite of what we just established)
@wasntme9578
@wasntme9578 4 жыл бұрын
@@mackhomie6 I was referring to other comedians that when a gag falls flat a lot of times they drag it out using improv and making it worse. This guy seems like that is what is happening when in fact he is not.
@mmaries9052
@mmaries9052 4 жыл бұрын
I admire comedians who can make me laugh without the cussing and vulgarity many stand ups provide... lol
@af2876
@af2876 4 жыл бұрын
Why care ? I dont even notice if someone doesnt curse or if they do all the time. I really dont notice it. If its funny. Its funny. Is that weeird ? Like do you guys notice such things ?
@totallyfrozen
@totallyfrozen 4 жыл бұрын
Angelika Freitag If you don’t cuss all the time or if you have children, your hearing gets more sensitive to it (or should, anyway).
@kiaramoore9439
@kiaramoore9439 4 жыл бұрын
Angelika Freitag personally no I don’t notice most times.
@samanthadavis6869
@samanthadavis6869 4 жыл бұрын
Me too! I like to laugh and not feel guilty about it later 🤔😁
@antisocialantihero3464
@antisocialantihero3464 3 жыл бұрын
@@samanthadavis6869 ive literally never felt guilty about laughing
@TechWiz1983
@TechWiz1983 4 жыл бұрын
This was quite good considering he's still in college and doing this. Best of luck to him.
@weichuenthechemist
@weichuenthechemist 4 жыл бұрын
The lady when he said get drunk and watch ted talk LOL
@StephJ0seph
@StephJ0seph 4 жыл бұрын
Lol I read this just as it happened 12:54 she *really* enjoyed that joke 😂
@marcosresto544
@marcosresto544 4 жыл бұрын
she's paid to laugh. like a laugh track.
@idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075
@idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075 4 жыл бұрын
@@marcosresto544 what, do you tell kids Santa's not real too?
@reggie2685
@reggie2685 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good time
@af2876
@af2876 3 жыл бұрын
@@marcosresto544 What ?! Your kidding right. Is that really a thing ? No. It cant be.
@danieldahlinger177
@danieldahlinger177 4 жыл бұрын
The one that sent me was "Zero dollars? - Well any currency, really."
@myfamilymatters
@myfamilymatters 3 жыл бұрын
This young man has a future in comedy. He is so real and funny. Wishing him the very best of luck in following him dreams. Loved his humour.
@martinweihrauch2379
@martinweihrauch2379 4 жыл бұрын
Wow - there is good standup comedy without using the f-word in every other sentence! Good job!
@alphawolf4714
@alphawolf4714 4 жыл бұрын
"You get drunk and watch Ted talks?" Maybe I should be an accountant.
@ericorozco4017
@ericorozco4017 4 жыл бұрын
Probably why that chick busted out laughing so hard. She had been caught
@azshadow32
@azshadow32 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr😂
@jiheesuh7953
@jiheesuh7953 3 жыл бұрын
Not everyone has the brains to be an accountant
@melissamccleary9611
@melissamccleary9611 2 жыл бұрын
@@ericorozco4017 She was the only one that knew what he was talking about. 🙃
@toomessy
@toomessy 2 жыл бұрын
@@jiheesuh7953 Funny thing, you're not wrong AT ALL. I'm a Business/Economics major, so I'm forced to take Accounting at my school (I wish somebody had told me that before I chose the school lol) and I'm struggling BAD! Accounting has a certain level of math that many people cannot and will probably never understand. It's literally insanity.
@ravempowers
@ravempowers 4 жыл бұрын
Even though his body language and delivery is probably not the best, it's his honesty and owning who he is that makes him so likeable imo. Great job dude!
@phyvo
@phyvo 4 жыл бұрын
This is the second time I've watched this and his sheer honesty in the set is actually quite incredible.
@nitishsaxena1372
@nitishsaxena1372 2 жыл бұрын
He owned his awkwardness and that made this set even better.
@emilydotbug
@emilydotbug 4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao i totally agree with the "dont buy clothes when you're having high self esteem" thing i make that mistake a lot x) especially when i was overweight...
@ericorozco4017
@ericorozco4017 4 жыл бұрын
I have to donate so much clothes because of this. :(
@dawnbaker1970
@dawnbaker1970 4 жыл бұрын
So grateful I decided not to buy those black faux leather leggings. In my 40s.
@staggerindan16
@staggerindan16 3 жыл бұрын
me with all my short shiney club dresses even though i wear work boots and t shirts on the daily and never go to clubs 🤡🤷🏻‍♀️🥴
@louiscyfer6944
@louiscyfer6944 3 жыл бұрын
how long do i need to wait for a low self esteem day to come around?
@Soul-OnFire
@Soul-OnFire 3 жыл бұрын
In my teens i wore what was popular at the time.. in my twenties i wore sexier attire.. in my 30s its boys basketball shorts and a big tee shirt comfort is everything something i wish younger me understood 😂 😂
@rondawohl3562
@rondawohl3562 2 жыл бұрын
This young man is Brilliant!! I would hope to see him on a late night talk show one day. He's a natural!!
@jennifersamsal7415
@jennifersamsal7415 4 жыл бұрын
"Enticed by a business park in Billings Mt" killed me 😂😂😂
@pratamawirya3736
@pratamawirya3736 4 жыл бұрын
And that's it, 40+ minutes of my life just flew away. He's so good I couldn't stop watching and laughing.
@padala23
@padala23 3 жыл бұрын
"We've swapped positions in the van" - that's gold right there
@practicallivingwithM
@practicallivingwithM 3 жыл бұрын
When he said quality management I imagine an angry toddler who didn't like dinner... 😆
@ajsparx4133
@ajsparx4133 4 жыл бұрын
"Hiding old ladies' bodies in pizza dough..." I don't speak Italian, but I do know that's called a calzone
@cookeymonster83
@cookeymonster83 4 жыл бұрын
Even more odd is that "calzone" is actually Italian for trouser leg.
@ajsparx4133
@ajsparx4133 4 жыл бұрын
@@cookeymonster83 ...What? Why? Gonna have to look that one up haha
@teknosisglitch2432
@teknosisglitch2432 4 жыл бұрын
... More like a galzone. 😉
@cookeymonster83
@cookeymonster83 4 жыл бұрын
Dude... you high?
@ajsparx4133
@ajsparx4133 4 жыл бұрын
@@cookeymonster83 nope but I was drunk probably
@rabbit32073
@rabbit32073 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaahhh, nothing like some good 'ole self deprecation comedy.
@PhillyFrank1
@PhillyFrank1 4 жыл бұрын
So much better than insult comedy or battle of the sexes comedy.
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 4 жыл бұрын
Love him, he has unique ways to make me laugh the whole time. Adding one after another one liners, each funnier than the last...awesome. Wish to see more of this young man. 👍👍👍👍👍
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe hoarders are just the most romantic people ever..."
@denasharpe2393
@denasharpe2393 3 жыл бұрын
You may be right...
@QuietlyCurious
@QuietlyCurious 2 жыл бұрын
It's true. My dad is a hoarder because he's sentimental to the extreme.
@stephaniejefferson6566
@stephaniejefferson6566 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, just true.
@Jen-tt9yx
@Jen-tt9yx 4 жыл бұрын
I love the nerdy vibe he gives lol.
@Concetta20
@Concetta20 4 жыл бұрын
“Where self-confidence meets self-defense.” 😆
@stephaniejefferson6566
@stephaniejefferson6566 2 жыл бұрын
“We’ve got “TED” in the house tonight!” Sweeeeet.
@JSmithandJB6
@JSmithandJB6 4 жыл бұрын
I like this kid. Made me laugh out loud several times! Cant wait to see more of you, Drew
@Gardenruth
@Gardenruth 4 жыл бұрын
100% student humor
@Valekath
@Valekath 4 жыл бұрын
Eden Ward For better or for worse.
@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS
@IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS 4 жыл бұрын
Comics often rely on the dumb choices they made regarding college and their careers long into their careers. He happens to be at the beginning of it. I'm in my 60s, remember those years, and laughed plenty enough.
@jameswoods4134
@jameswoods4134 4 жыл бұрын
Me: gets dumped KZbin: _This Is Why Your Girlfriend Dumped You_ Me: *oof* Thanks for trying, KZbin
@thisunity
@thisunity 4 жыл бұрын
Alphabet Inc loves to serve you
@rocarlosdavis622
@rocarlosdavis622 4 жыл бұрын
Yes...be my dear and true friend...then...if you choose to 😇
@cookeymonster83
@cookeymonster83 4 жыл бұрын
Dude don't be sad. Obviously she just thought she could do better.
@blahblahblahblah2837
@blahblahblahblah2837 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't been dumped yet, but I guess KZbin knows whats up
@soakupthenoise
@soakupthenoise 4 жыл бұрын
its the animated profile picture
@austinl.2703
@austinl.2703 3 жыл бұрын
"You don't understand, no relationship I've ever been in has ever worked out" "Well, yeah...you know that's true of literally every currently single person in the world, right?". . . Something I should have thought of 50 years ago !
@rhondas3017
@rhondas3017 3 жыл бұрын
"I must bowl!" I think that about every five years when I remember how fun it is.
@reginafallangie2867
@reginafallangie2867 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of *Jesse Eisenberg* with his demeanor, deadpan delivery, self deprecation. He’s got the chops for comedy.
@AkumaMitsurugi
@AkumaMitsurugi 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is how i imagine michael cera would look and sound if he did stand up comedy
@jackheeke4897
@jackheeke4897 4 жыл бұрын
BigWill4Christ was thinking the exact same thing
@Sacromancer
@Sacromancer 4 жыл бұрын
what look very skinny and super gay?
@Qtneyjane
@Qtneyjane 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe Michael Ceras evil and more confident and clever twin in Youth In Revolt.
@HappyValleyCrawlers
@HappyValleyCrawlers 2 жыл бұрын
This guy looks so similar to my friend I sent this to him and he said “I don’t remember filming that” 😂
@anastasialynn2618
@anastasialynn2618 2 жыл бұрын
I love his delivery and how he'll come out of left-field with a call-back that nails it. Plus, I find his stories so relatable - At one point, I laughed so hard it hurt. Brilliant. LOL
@silg7262
@silg7262 4 жыл бұрын
My childhood bully pushed me into gymnastics, now I coach gymnastics. It's a weird thing to say.
@cookeymonster83
@cookeymonster83 4 жыл бұрын
My childhood bully tried to kill me. Now I kill people. I think that might be weirder.
@melissasaint3283
@melissasaint3283 4 жыл бұрын
In my late twenties, after an idle conversation with my husband about bullies, I did some googling and discovered that my childhood bullies were *almost all either dead or had gone to jail* One had never graduated and he ODed. One had a great white collar job but had been busted as part of a scrip dealing ring. One, it turned out, had something seriously wrong with him neurologically, which explained a lot. The meanest one, the only one who continued trying to bully people even in high school, had gotten married, had a very promising career ahead and then got some kind of cancer and died very quickly!😳 There was one female bully, she had the mildest outcome: asking a friend, I was just told "still a stripper." Meanwhile, my own life was going great-- far, far better than I had ever imagined possible as a child. It became very easy to let go of some of the pain of being bullied at that point!
@MarianaSilva-kh4io
@MarianaSilva-kh4io 4 жыл бұрын
@@melissasaint3283 If i were you I would tel that story to every person that tries to hurt me, they will be afraid.
@danan9061
@danan9061 4 жыл бұрын
@BoundbytheWild me neither
@OnlyABlemish
@OnlyABlemish 4 жыл бұрын
@@melissasaint3283 ... Did you just write a post saying it makes you feel better that people who were mean as children have horrible lives / died terribly? This is literally the most sociopathic thing I've ever read on social media.
@InRediscoveryOfMe
@InRediscoveryOfMe 4 жыл бұрын
This kid is showing some seasoned vets how it's done!!! Non stop laughter over here
@rosejanae7023
@rosejanae7023 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this routine many times. I just laughed so hard for so long and started hiccuping, my dog got scared a left the room, and I had to turn the video off so my roommates can sleep.
@janierunaway112
@janierunaway112 2 жыл бұрын
"We swapped positions in the van." Gold, Jerry, gold!
@marylsanz
@marylsanz 4 жыл бұрын
feelings throw those overboard 🤣😭🤣 dry humor 🤣🤣🤣
@jessicamarie5781
@jessicamarie5781 4 жыл бұрын
"You ever look at your life and think "11:50 "Who did this ?"
@YARI589
@YARI589 4 жыл бұрын
This is cool, Drew! Very great comic. I graduated with my Accounting Degree, too and it's nice to hear a fellow colleague talk about their dreams because I feel the same way! You're gonna be just fine and one day, all of them will be watching you on their screens!! -- oh wait.
@mimenchaca1830
@mimenchaca1830 4 жыл бұрын
I love the pizza place employment quiz! He is so right, and retail is the same way.🤣🤣
@FullMoonHowl
@FullMoonHowl 4 жыл бұрын
That "messenger bag is too small" moment? IS adult life. You nailed it, son.
@cookeymonster83
@cookeymonster83 4 жыл бұрын
Real adults bring their own textbooks when buying a bag.
@MissAdventures
@MissAdventures 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I kept failing a test and I told myself when I passed, I was going to ask for a clipping of a plant at the testing center.After I finally passed, I asked for the clipping. They told me it was plastic. They gave me the whole plastic dusty pythos plant. Not what I had signed up for.
@stacyjaye6350
@stacyjaye6350 2 жыл бұрын
It's his timing, it's perfect. And really, that's what it's all about in comedy, isn't it? Well done, young brother.
@nnt9498
@nnt9498 4 жыл бұрын
I loved this set. His delivery works so well for him.
@aliciap8583
@aliciap8583 4 жыл бұрын
I'm actually impressed with this guy, he had me laughing constantly.😂
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@ericorozco4017
@ericorozco4017 4 жыл бұрын
Constantly!! Loved it!
@brennenbisme
@brennenbisme 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Hawk's come a long way, really working on his comedy
@frostyxmeboi8878
@frostyxmeboi8878 4 жыл бұрын
@James Scalzo r/whoosh
@desertchannel7
@desertchannel7 3 жыл бұрын
@but why Is your name Tyler Johnson?
@mia4resto
@mia4resto 4 жыл бұрын
"so I killed her" took me OUT
@Opus4210
@Opus4210 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this last night, I thought I would wake the neighbours. My gut still hurts the next day!
@earthingearthling2976
@earthingearthling2976 4 жыл бұрын
hmmm this could be Lady GaGa and Bradley Cooper's lovechild...
@michellespiegel-cason1631
@michellespiegel-cason1631 4 жыл бұрын
Earthing Earthling baaahahahhahahahaaa!
@sarahdays3094
@sarahdays3094 4 жыл бұрын
Omg...you're right!!
@patriciawalker3561
@patriciawalker3561 4 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same thing watching him
@countrybabe561
@countrybabe561 4 жыл бұрын
IM SHOOK
@michellemorrison1198
@michellemorrison1198 4 жыл бұрын
@@michellespiegel-cason1631 perfect
@thestreamofthought
@thestreamofthought 4 жыл бұрын
He's really good with a unique type relatable of humor. Rewatched it 3 times. Definitely my favourite from Drybar.
@arasb3258
@arasb3258 Ай бұрын
Killer comedy gold!!! Wow! Funniest ever! Drew Allen, the world needs your comedy. Had me laughing a lot.
@complexlittlepirate3589
@complexlittlepirate3589 3 жыл бұрын
Just love his low key style, those jokes really creep up on you!
@dizzy_dan
@dizzy_dan 4 жыл бұрын
idk why I lost it at "Finish the job!"
@deblina
@deblina 4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy.. so talented such a gentle yet funny delivery
@vyvyiian5064
@vyvyiian5064 4 жыл бұрын
I love this performance so much. I have laughed from the beginning to the end. Your personality is charming and likable. The material is original. The sense of metaphor is incredible. I hope one day I will see you again in your own show.
@ninjabunnyproductions4029
@ninjabunnyproductions4029 4 жыл бұрын
I had to “rehabilitate” my own ex boyfriend after our breakup because he had no friends. It’s also 5x more weird
@wmmv2019
@wmmv2019 3 жыл бұрын
OMG same! I still speak to him often as he calls me and i really don't want to be rude to him... we stay friends.. but keep it real to let him know that we're not a couple anymore
@Chelsso0
@Chelsso0 3 жыл бұрын
How did it go?
@eloybox
@eloybox 2 жыл бұрын
@@wmmv2019 that's nice but don't let that get in the way of finding a real man
@blackstone4715
@blackstone4715 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched a lot of drybar, this was one of my favorites. Dont stop dude!
@cdmp777
@cdmp777 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 8:54 I felt that deep in my soul. When you try to calm yourself down and it goes too far😆
@rocarlosdavis622
@rocarlosdavis622 4 жыл бұрын
You screamed...perfect👽
@VictoriaSobocki
@VictoriaSobocki 4 жыл бұрын
100%
@sunkencubeoctahedron7844
@sunkencubeoctahedron7844 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@broaddusmarines
@broaddusmarines 3 жыл бұрын
I wish this young man the best. I enjoyed every second of this. He’s very talented.
@patriciadolence1091
@patriciadolence1091 Жыл бұрын
Clevelander born and raised, laughed my butt off! But he forgot our other claim to fame, the Cuyahoga River in flames🤣
@ElysianFields-nv7wq
@ElysianFields-nv7wq 4 жыл бұрын
I hope he follows his dream of comedy rather than accounting. This young guy's got talent.
@SeveringArtfully
@SeveringArtfully 4 жыл бұрын
X or maybe he'll do both!
@KikeDlaBanquita
@KikeDlaBanquita 4 жыл бұрын
I just hope that he does anything without feeling afraid about anything anybody says
@danan9061
@danan9061 4 жыл бұрын
Ihope he keeps his day job and does stand up at office parties
@chkngrl
@chkngrl 3 жыл бұрын
He could be financially successful with comedy and manage his own finances.
@therealkingcabbage
@therealkingcabbage 4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says, "You know." Then watch a TED Talk.
@PhillyFrank1
@PhillyFrank1 4 жыл бұрын
Then, during the TED talk, take a shot every time the speaker begins a sentence with "What if I told you...".
@User-hy6ur
@User-hy6ur 4 жыл бұрын
@@PhillyFrank1 ha
@chiafairy7091
@chiafairy7091 4 жыл бұрын
@@PhillyFrank1 don't, you'll be in the hospital
@mamaeli8101
@mamaeli8101 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t do any of this. You will die.
@rickcoakley2092
@rickcoakley2092 3 жыл бұрын
I dislike that you pointed this out. I did not notice until you pointed this out... anthough i did play this game when ben shapiro did a sunday special with that guy from vox
@RedShipsofSpainAgain
@RedShipsofSpainAgain 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. Absolutely killed it! I love how much self-awareness he has
@pamd649
@pamd649 3 жыл бұрын
He should have a Netflix special. Funnier than some I’ve seen there
@avirei98
@avirei98 4 жыл бұрын
He is adorable 😍
@p382742937423y4
@p382742937423y4 3 жыл бұрын
We'll save him for you :)
@buckydragon
@buckydragon 4 жыл бұрын
"I still believe in ghosts" 🤣 great set!
@wolfie1027
@wolfie1027 3 жыл бұрын
He's more unique than most of the comics I've heard. I hope he goes far. He's very good. 👍🏿
@johnnythrogmorton7700
@johnnythrogmorton7700 Жыл бұрын
His style is very original. His humorous take on his life is unique and fresh. It's perfect for the stage of life he is going through. I look forward to seeing how he adapts it as he matures in age. Very likable and easy to listen to. Two thumbs up
@freshname
@freshname 4 жыл бұрын
"Crime and punishment" reference was never dropped more naturally in a stand-up bit.
@silentlighthouse6258
@silentlighthouse6258 4 жыл бұрын
freshname yeah I enjoyed it. He got the plot wrong, though I wonder if he did that on purpose since Raskolnikov killed 2 women
@JLabanz
@JLabanz 4 жыл бұрын
Solid set! Never heard of this guy but he has a future in comedy!
@iianebb_0613
@iianebb_0613 Жыл бұрын
couldn't find any drew allen videos aside from this. dry bar! i hope you give him a special this year (if he decided to still be a comic)! it's been a long time.
@laurencaouette2896
@laurencaouette2896 3 жыл бұрын
Was not expecting it from some random auto-play comedy set but I laughed more at this guy's than I have at anyone's in a long time. Hell yeah dude, you're great
@teekotrain6845
@teekotrain6845 4 жыл бұрын
Good dry humor
@Remly75
@Remly75 4 жыл бұрын
He's one of the funniest guys I've ever seen on KZbin, love that the full special is up!!!
@godschildyes
@godschildyes 2 жыл бұрын
Such a quirky sweetheart! Love him!
@jaclynamoriello2204
@jaclynamoriello2204 3 жыл бұрын
That's me!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 This test doesn't matter..... Nothing matters 7:58
@jessiejeanne9717
@jessiejeanne9717 4 жыл бұрын
*DO THE COMEDY, YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!* You will have your accounting degree, so you'll always have a job as long as you renew credentialing or what accountants do. If you were my son, I'd support your comedy career 💯% and I'm being honest and objective. I have regrets for not doing what I wanted in favor of drinking the "supposed to" Kool Aid and I believe it contributes to depression/anxiety. Sorry for oversharing & the unsolicited advice, it's just that I don't wish anxiety/depression on anyone.
@JLabanz
@JLabanz 4 жыл бұрын
Zachary's Vlogs and vids SEASON 4 ^what you said
@graceabernethy7499
@graceabernethy7499 4 жыл бұрын
You can go on Dry Bar's App and tip him directly on his special if you want to support his career or any other comedians you want to support
@Tricknologyinc
@Tricknologyinc 4 жыл бұрын
He has his accounting degree so he can figure out if his agents are screwing him!
@truthalonetriumphs6572
@truthalonetriumphs6572 2 жыл бұрын
Anxiety/ depression has no logic, no reason. Even people who chose their careers experience it.
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