Kevin Bozeman on not spoiling your kids - Clean and Unfiltered - Dry Bar Comedy

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@SouthernIowaLady
@SouthernIowaLady 6 жыл бұрын
This man is coming from the right perspective. My family was poor growing up, so I never asked for things that weren't needs. One year was very hard on my family, they had struggled to buy groceries. What I expected was decorating, watching TV specials, reading the Christmas Nativity & other stories, and more family activities. That Christmas Eve mom took old curtains and all night made my dolls _Christmas Robes_ on the sowing machine. Christmas morning they were on the couch; lined up in their new clothes.
@sarasunshinemt4444
@sarasunshinemt4444 6 жыл бұрын
That is an incredibly sweet story!
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын
SouthernIowaLady bless her beautiful soul. I can relate too. We had Christmases like this as well. 15 kids my dad only one working.. but the Scarface’s and love and small gestures parents made to see a smile on your face.. priceless... Hope you stop have the dolls.
@hereisabeer
@hereisabeer 5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful family. Money never defines family bonds and love to each other. You story lightened up my heart. Both of you and your mom are so considerate of one another which the only thing I needed growing up. Allah bless you both.
@runningwaters787
@runningwaters787 5 жыл бұрын
That's precious!!!!
@kristenheuer5676
@kristenheuer5676 5 жыл бұрын
My mom used to do things like that too. Sweet story, its the things like that I cherrish more than anything store bought.
@epyscrivano3145
@epyscrivano3145 6 жыл бұрын
"If you don't believe in solid relationships then that means you're probably not gonna pick up your kids on the weekends you're supposed to have 'em". That is so hilarious!!
@Wulfenburg
@Wulfenburg 6 жыл бұрын
I never realized how much I'd enjoy clean comedy. I'm really glad I subscribed. :D
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын
Mathias Von Wulf yes... it’s like you can feel your brain cells repairing themselves. This guy was genuinely funny... I miss this.
@Snowshowslow
@Snowshowslow 5 жыл бұрын
Right? There is so much more variation in topics when people avoid the obvious taboos.
@Asneeded
@Asneeded 5 жыл бұрын
Right!!! I am an advocate of belly aching laughter, but I do not like the foul language. I'm glad my friend turned me on to this!!
@carolecook1116
@carolecook1116 7 жыл бұрын
"You have backed me into a financial corner with your $3000 Christmas list. Now redo your list & keep it under $150." It's all funny, but I like the matter of fact way he said it. He's👍good.
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 7 жыл бұрын
We agree! Thanks for watching!
@dirtyglovekennels616
@dirtyglovekennels616 6 жыл бұрын
I swear I was about to write that exact quote strolled down and you did it for me thanks man
@denischabriddell986
@denischabriddell986 6 жыл бұрын
😆 he's too funny
@JamesBongo
@JamesBongo 7 жыл бұрын
So true my 7 year old asked for a laptop. Told him Santa doesn't make laptops.
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 7 жыл бұрын
We applaud your awesomeness!
@coolyungdru
@coolyungdru 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@fourq2049
@fourq2049 6 жыл бұрын
"I am leaving your mom cause you won't practice, I don't know what else to do" lol.
@abdulsmith1569
@abdulsmith1569 5 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS
@giselledsouza4073
@giselledsouza4073 5 жыл бұрын
sounds like twosetviolin would do XD
@leopardrockssherrylemeille1192
@leopardrockssherrylemeille1192 6 жыл бұрын
So nice to hear funny comedy with out the cuss words!
@MaxSoutter
@MaxSoutter 5 жыл бұрын
Yea absolutely
@jennah.87
@jennah.87 6 жыл бұрын
He is soo funny and has a great smile it makes me smile and laugh too! 😁😁😁
@Everythinggoodstaken
@Everythinggoodstaken 6 жыл бұрын
Im a 21 year old man and I find this dude hilarious
@internettoughguy
@internettoughguy 6 жыл бұрын
How is your age relevant? I'm confused.
@caitlynaskew5280
@caitlynaskew5280 6 жыл бұрын
"Hey dad, can I get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the jelly?" "Uhhh..no?"
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 6 жыл бұрын
*Brrrrk, study harder!!!* Been watching his videos several times and this one in particular always got me LOL. 😂😂😂😂😂 TOUGH LOVE IN THE BOZEMAN HOUSE! 😂😂😂😂😂
@DJ2WYCE
@DJ2WYCE 7 жыл бұрын
Saw this guy live when he came to UCM. Super funny and really humble guy
@happylatter-daysaint3503
@happylatter-daysaint3503 6 жыл бұрын
This guys is hilarious! He's my favorite on Dry Bar Comedy!!! 😂
@davidwbrashear
@davidwbrashear 6 жыл бұрын
Him and Tommy Ryman are the best on Dry Bar.
@chaosawaits
@chaosawaits 6 жыл бұрын
That cackle at the end though hahaha
@deniseharman
@deniseharman 7 жыл бұрын
This guy is so freaking funny!
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 7 жыл бұрын
We know! He always has us giggling!
@SarahLizDoan
@SarahLizDoan 6 жыл бұрын
“This can’t be good later....” 😂😂😂
@Rxbster
@Rxbster 7 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I wonder why my mom sent me this
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 7 жыл бұрын
Maybe your Christmas list is too expensive? Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!
@WOLFGANG634
@WOLFGANG634 6 жыл бұрын
Lol them AirJordans playa... get them off the list 😂👌
@mukovhemphigalale3408
@mukovhemphigalale3408 6 жыл бұрын
She's wants you to work on your basketball game
@KayseSalmon
@KayseSalmon 6 жыл бұрын
You wuz wrong for that ending!!! I all most wet my pants laughing! ROFL!!
@justingrant4860
@justingrant4860 5 жыл бұрын
" and he is going to destroy my kids "🤣🤣
@thoughtsthroughsound
@thoughtsthroughsound 6 жыл бұрын
This guy is killling it!
@eccentriclullaby1357
@eccentriclullaby1357 5 жыл бұрын
I love Kevin Bozeman's style! So funny, with great expressions and stories lmaooo 😂😂😂
@haleberry5939
@haleberry5939 6 жыл бұрын
I watch comedy all the time and this is the funniest I have seen in a while...so hillarius!
@TrudyConway
@TrudyConway 5 жыл бұрын
Why have I not heard of him before watching this? So hilarious and handsome. When I wasn't laughing, I was falling in love with his smile.
@1purplerose
@1purplerose 6 жыл бұрын
This guy is golden!!! 1st timer... and ya got me!!
@calebreynolds733
@calebreynolds733 3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful content I absolutely love
@booknerdjebbi5037
@booknerdjebbi5037 7 жыл бұрын
150 is a lot! Maybe I'm cheap as hell.. I am.
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 7 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing! Thanks for watching!
@EW-cw4ib
@EW-cw4ib 7 жыл бұрын
Even people on welfare in Australia are still spending like $500 on each kid normally. I spent $300 each for my kids (or around that). Don't know if US would be heaps different from here though.
@DellaClever
@DellaClever 7 жыл бұрын
I try to keep it under $250
@ciaobella47
@ciaobella47 7 жыл бұрын
When kids were little $50 was plenty. But the older they get, the more expensive their clothes, toys, and hobbies get!
@lindsaymorrison7642
@lindsaymorrison7642 6 жыл бұрын
My parents never spent more than 100 per kid. My dad grew up not celebrating Christmas because his father thought it was too materialistic and unbiblical. My mom however? I eventually saw pictures of the mountain of toys under her tree each year... And I got pretty mad lol
@melanyperkins4155
@melanyperkins4155 6 жыл бұрын
His smile reminds me of Jeff Goldblum. Hahaha
@jamilasalaam
@jamilasalaam 5 жыл бұрын
Melany Perkins omggggg yesssss !!! I couldn’t place it but that’s it 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😝
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын
Melany Perkins yes he has a beautiful smile.
@noraqubaia3942
@noraqubaia3942 7 жыл бұрын
I just subscribed to this Channel and I love it so much! So funny, love the cleanness, best reliable laughs on KZbin ❗
@raffymilan7
@raffymilan7 6 жыл бұрын
0 L MH3
@BarLadyy
@BarLadyy 5 жыл бұрын
The lady’s laugh at the end did me in!!!!!
@thresaleecerda7526
@thresaleecerda7526 3 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! THANK YOU!
@JonathanJudd
@JonathanJudd 5 жыл бұрын
Kevin! You are so hilarious!!!!! I love it man. You're a funny dude! I wish you the best of luck man! Keep it up!
@sandadowell825
@sandadowell825 Жыл бұрын
Bozeman is great! I would love to see him in person!
@swish6754
@swish6754 5 жыл бұрын
2-parent love is no good when you're trying to raise an athlete - Brilliant!!!!!
@treetrain
@treetrain 6 жыл бұрын
I love Dad Comics like Bozeman and Chad Daniels. They have a very similar parenting style too. If you're a kid, and your Dad's a comic, you will lose lolol You can't outclever a Dad comic haha
@milliganx6278
@milliganx6278 5 жыл бұрын
Smart and he has a great smile!
@stephaniehauck2807
@stephaniehauck2807 Ай бұрын
Thoughts and ideas, that absolutely killed me. I can't anymore 😂😂😂
@LoneWolf-pr6rf
@LoneWolf-pr6rf 6 жыл бұрын
Sadly Legos are more exspensive than most iPads now days lol!!!!! Hahah
@-Rickster-
@-Rickster- 5 жыл бұрын
Lone Wolf0823 that’s what I thought when he said it!
@luChewy8458
@luChewy8458 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin you're way good. I mean really, really good. Such a comfortable person on stage and so relatable. Excellent! ☺🤤👍Dry Bar Comedy 👍
@EscapeFromCrazytown
@EscapeFromCrazytown 5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 oh my gosh! Love this guy! "It's tough love in the Bozeman house, Baby!"
@kimberlybourbonnais3174
@kimberlybourbonnais3174 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Bozeman your awesome thanks for the laughs!!!
@kate_6436
@kate_6436 5 жыл бұрын
My parents used to tell me that they had to pay Santa Claus the money for my presents so that I would never ask for too much on my Christmas list 😂
@giselledsouza4073
@giselledsouza4073 5 жыл бұрын
that's smart!
@everynewdayisablessing8509
@everynewdayisablessing8509 Жыл бұрын
Clever parenting!
@michellepeterson6320
@michellepeterson6320 5 жыл бұрын
Going to try soooooo hard to make it to see KB in person in Sept! One of my faves! I laugh after the 100th time watching! Well, maybe I’m exaggerating a little bit...
@mollymccleerey3844
@mollymccleerey3844 7 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! Keep up the great work!
@iamcerridwen
@iamcerridwen 6 жыл бұрын
That last joke killed me 😂😂😂
@369603
@369603 5 жыл бұрын
BRAWWWKKKK study harder 😂
@deeb8733
@deeb8733 5 жыл бұрын
@@369603 I snorted, and I don't snort! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deadlyhollows6686
@deadlyhollows6686 6 жыл бұрын
“Bwack study harder” 😂😂
@commonsensecorner7275
@commonsensecorner7275 2 жыл бұрын
BRAVOOOOOOH!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I could watch him all day long, I don’t have any children, but substitute teaching, having six nieces and nephews, a great nephew and niece, on top of working in retail where the parents spoil their children with electronics… I can absolutely relate!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
@DrKwabenaAmponsah
@DrKwabenaAmponsah 5 жыл бұрын
Great Content DryBar!!
@jusappia1580
@jusappia1580 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this several times, too funny 😅
@priestmorrison6564
@priestmorrison6564 6 жыл бұрын
VERY good set!!!
@clarissagafoor5222
@clarissagafoor5222 6 жыл бұрын
Do NOT watch this guy when travelling on public transport is all I'm saying!!!!
@clayerfedrick
@clayerfedrick Ай бұрын
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 @5:47 study harder!!! This guys delivery is cracking my side 😂😂😂
@dw1617
@dw1617 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious dude! 🤣
@teejack8108
@teejack8108 3 жыл бұрын
First time seeing this guy. Very funny!!!
@SarahLizDoan
@SarahLizDoan 6 жыл бұрын
Best explanation for Santa ever! Love it!
@cyberknight135
@cyberknight135 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, this is so true. Instead of a parrot, my daughter wanted a cat. She said she would feed it and take care of it and clean up after it. I told her I had enough to do just cleaning up after her. She said "Nuh uh". So I told her if she could keep her room clean for one month, then I'd consider it. She started off good. Didn't even make it a week. Now every time she asks about a pet - I just walk to her room and look around. Then she looks down at the floor and just walks away shaking her head. Not even an argument.
@KM-ev3cy
@KM-ev3cy Жыл бұрын
This man should write a book on how to bring up kids, he's fantastic, I'd buy it.
@ariel4247
@ariel4247 5 жыл бұрын
Clean funny comedy, I salute you brotha. God bless
@poodledaddles1091
@poodledaddles1091 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, had to listen to that twice back to back!
@gratituderanch9406
@gratituderanch9406 5 жыл бұрын
2:02 you ever see your kid do something that let you know they’re going to be an awful adult..... ROFL. This can’t be good! Yep.
@raymondharris6599
@raymondharris6599 5 жыл бұрын
I did not see that ending coming!! TOO FUNNY!!!😂😂😂
@battmannt
@battmannt Жыл бұрын
This guy's dry bar set is amazing. Top notch,. Tied with Robert mack for #1
@laurataylor2902
@laurataylor2902 5 жыл бұрын
He’s my favorite!!!!💜💜💜💜
@nikkiJ5727
@nikkiJ5727 6 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 This guy is absolutely hilarious!!!!
@archeredutainment8453
@archeredutainment8453 3 жыл бұрын
Mr Bozeman, Sir, that was a class act.
@martymcmannis9121
@martymcmannis9121 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious. I have to see his full show.
@pink27rose28
@pink27rose28 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds like me talking to my kids! LOL :)
@l.t.5335
@l.t.5335 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing!!!
@GisGen
@GisGen 5 жыл бұрын
That 2 parent love😂😂🤣😂
@lezilewhitehurst466
@lezilewhitehurst466 5 жыл бұрын
😂I would love to have a Dry bar comedy experience!😂👍
@BrandNameLess
@BrandNameLess 4 жыл бұрын
4:13 this part always cracks me up
@itsmyfavoritevideos
@itsmyfavoritevideos 5 жыл бұрын
Bozeman is great!!!!
@JLoStu42
@JLoStu42 5 жыл бұрын
I love his slow smile.
@Shawnx-jb7sv
@Shawnx-jb7sv 6 жыл бұрын
This guy Rocks!!! 😀😁😂🤣
@IntrepidFraidyCat
@IntrepidFraidyCat 6 жыл бұрын
My son is getting close to learning about Santa!😨😆
@Rhedd30
@Rhedd30 5 жыл бұрын
The end I died lmao
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the blond at 4:56 was the one laughing at 5:56😅😅😅.
@kenhutch7727
@kenhutch7727 6 жыл бұрын
Never lied to my kids. They never believed in santa just dadanta.
@bradleypoole4809
@bradleypoole4809 5 жыл бұрын
Actually the premise of Santa is spirit that lives in us all. Santa is us.
@patriciabeckman8573
@patriciabeckman8573 6 жыл бұрын
Love it!!
@yugandali
@yugandali 5 жыл бұрын
I am a teacher. For over thirty years (dog help me), at the end of every class, I have said, Study hard. I almost fell out of my chair at that *Brawk* study harder.
@tracyndlovu9717
@tracyndlovu9717 5 жыл бұрын
All African children know that Santa Claus and easter bunny don't exist and we are okay with it. But we still have the fake santa Claus and take pics with the one at the local mall.
@venturasunflower1014
@venturasunflower1014 7 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuunnnnnnyyyyy
@NeonHelix20
@NeonHelix20 6 жыл бұрын
My son likes peanut butter and jelly but when i make it he tells me not to put the 2 pieces together. He eats the jelly side separate from the peanut butter side
@deeb8733
@deeb8733 5 жыл бұрын
Arrrrrg. Time to make it himself!
@ladybluelotus
@ladybluelotus 5 жыл бұрын
ROTFL 🤣🤣
@julieabraham3566
@julieabraham3566 6 жыл бұрын
This one killed me!!!
@jehovah1ize
@jehovah1ize 5 жыл бұрын
I told my son the truth. Jesus provided your dad with a job to be able get your gifts period.
@jeanniedeluca1385
@jeanniedeluca1385 4 жыл бұрын
Hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
@MarcG7424
@MarcG7424 5 жыл бұрын
He's right I hated home I went outside as soon as I was allowed to and didn't come back until the street lights came on but i was killer on the court lol
@rm2399
@rm2399 5 жыл бұрын
My 7 year old nephew did something similar to me for his birthday. I asked what he wanted for his birthday, he said he wanted an iPhone-- it was something he really wanted the most. Ummm, no, kid.
@tigertiger1699
@tigertiger1699 5 жыл бұрын
Great parenting👍😂
@davidjeys
@davidjeys 6 жыл бұрын
I love that you didn't mention race at all. You were hilarious. Well done, sir! 🦅🇺🇸
@ladyburnside1201
@ladyburnside1201 5 жыл бұрын
A $300 talking bird, I can see why you need that Bawwwk, study harder 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437
@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437 5 жыл бұрын
I found out my mom was Santa when I was 7 playing hide and go seek. I found the gifts in her closet. I wasn't sad and it strangely validated my opinion about it not being real. How did he get in our home? We didn't have a fire place. I kept it to myself. My brother and I got into a fight when I am about 10 and he yells "Santa's not real!" I said "Duh!"
@twosnakesonesword3299
@twosnakesonesword3299 6 жыл бұрын
Santa...lol! My youngest when asked who santa was said,"daddy" at age 4 lol so we shared the St Nick story...big mistake! She had her preschool class crying because she announced that santa was dead, he was real but he's not anymore.
@Dachdogoriginal
@Dachdogoriginal 6 жыл бұрын
I need to like this one more then once. Stupid button.
@enlightenedidiot9552
@enlightenedidiot9552 6 жыл бұрын
I gotta save for your bail $$$, lol...
@zhamenable
@zhamenable 7 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I asked for money. That way I could get stuff without having to ask and being denied🤷‍♀️
@DryBarComedy
@DryBarComedy 7 жыл бұрын
You're brilliant! Thank you!
@ellenmccray
@ellenmccray 6 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy I would love to watch is entire special. But I can't download the app, I don't have a cell phone. Dry Bar Comedy, you need to allow watching from computers.
@timothyfloogle
@timothyfloogle 6 жыл бұрын
oh dang. that's good stuff.
@Yoditah
@Yoditah 6 жыл бұрын
Lol...you are hilarious 😄
@darmillionaire
@darmillionaire 6 жыл бұрын
5:55 That laugh
@probablyaparent
@probablyaparent 6 жыл бұрын
Gang, you need to put a warning on this. We watch these clips as a family and our young daughter almost had the Santa secret revealed waaaay too early.
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