Weirdos Of Walmart. Mark Poolos - Full Special

Weirdos of Walmart are different in every town and Mark Poolos likes to find them all first thing. Whether it's discussing how bad lady farts smell or trying to figure out why deer don't stay away from the highway, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mark Poolos is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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[@aprilmayjune2846]

It's the craziest thing, I really love his jokes but the reason I've re-watched this is because there is one lady laughing with a super distinctive laugh that sounds exactly like my best friend who passed away in 2016. Makes me smile, thank you whoever you are. 💗

[@JaydaAndTheCat]

Awwww! That's so sweet, I really hope the laughing lady gets to read this! Sorry for your loss... 💗 how nice that you get to reminisce about the HAPPIEST moments of your friend's life, though🤗🥰

[@pumpkinheadghoul]

April, you just made me smile, and broke my heart all at the same time.

[@whewchile9818]

It's amazing how little things like that matter. I'd rewatch it too for that reason. I lost my best friend in 2018.

[@shawnagunn9054]

Awe how sweet.

[@aprilmayjune2846]

I just figured out how to set up notifications for these comments lol. Thanks for the kind words, it really just caught me off guard, I rewound a couple parts the first time I had this on. I'm finally at the stage where I can remember her with maybe a couple happy tears, it's nice. 🙂

[@sethchandler4170]

What I appreciate about the dry bar comics is their skill level tends to be high since their comedy is clean.

[@GromaticiAeternus]

cocaine, alcohol, shoplifting, farts. yeah real family fun!

[@sethchandler4170]

@@GromaticiAeternus Woah woah woah! Let's not be obscene.... Farts

[@samsparks7239]

"Is that a wizard buying fiber bars?" Almost 4 minutes in and I'm already in pain

[@ds525252]

I clicked just to watch for a second but he was so good I watched the whole video. Drybar never dissapoints

[@thinkbeforeyoutype7106]

Haha he’s definitely funny.

[@edithdlp8045]

I recommend Dennis Gaxiola and Jeff Allen the absolute best in my opinion.

[@ceelena85]

Clicked for entertainment while doing chores, stayed for the laughs ! Good Show, charming Dude

[@krazylevin]

Same here lol

[@melissateague3936]

Same.

[@sarathebookworm8295]

I was a Walmart employee. It’s as if all of the craziness in the area converges at Walmart.

[@helenvarner5787]

What else is open?

[@leemartin9156]

@@helenvarner5787 Used to be Denny's Lol!

[@ponderosapondhomestead4344]

Seems that way doesn’t

[@karamzidan9860]

LoL so do you wanna get a cup of coffe sometime ?

[@cricketlee4278]

Helen Varner Waffle House. 😂

[@peggyrider2364]

"An idiot's 12 point buck" omg I'm dying right now 😂 "God forbid a clown spider showed up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@chivonfortney1656]

I know right?! 😂

[@enerioffutt1881]

That would be my cousin's fear....or terror.

[@fairwitness7473]

That was 36 minutes of genuine fun. Been a long time since my face has hurt from laughing and smiling so hard.

[@licksnkicks1166]

@Fair Witness this guy is hysterical. I have seen him before!

[@gmj2026]

Mine too!!!

[@TheBallingers3]

We used to play “Count the Mullets” at Walmart.... 67 in an hour was our record

[@TheAdatto]

How did you keep them apart?

[@marjoriemcintyre6945]

Must have been in Alabama

[@CW86228]

Dude Im from Texas and still haven't seen anyone with a mullet in years and yeah I go to Walmart. There is now way at most there is 150 people in a Walmart. No way more than a third of those people were that backwoods. I haven't even seen one in the guns and fishing section.

[@TheBallingers3]

@@CW86228 I’m in Texas now, but I went to school in central Illinois. It was a mid-sized town that served a lot of rural communities. I promise these results are not fabricated or exaggerated.

[@bingbongabinga2954]

Some kind of forrest hat and a knife in a deer skin pouch.

[@kolourfulneco]

Lost it at “we’re killing it in apples today guys!”

[@treborironwolfe978]

I always use gala apple code for honeycrisps.. more believable ;)

[@joshuaborchardt4355]

They always have buy one get two free limes at the self checkout😆

[@ethanmichael17]

Same 😂😂😂

[@emiliadavis8247]

KolourfulNexo Me too!! 😄 " Call the orchards, we're gonna need another delivery! "😀😄😁😂🤣😂

[@Timetravel1111]

Apples 🍏 🍎 I know! So funny. It’s all true though.

[@danielfegley2735]

Best comedian I have heard in a long time I can identify with a lot of things he says and he does it all without cursing

[@yup_its_ME.512]

but talking about cocaine, stealing, gambling and seril killers! 😂 still funny set nd the background is interesting because they ask the comedian for recommendations

[@emiliadavis8247]

Daniel Fegley keep checking others out! There are a lot of great ones, without dirty jokes or cussing, and this guy is one of them, for sure!

[@pass179]

When you are truly funny...smut is not needed.

[@Xanderviceory]

Completely agree, this guy is hilarious, and a good idea of whats funny. Today's comics have a hard time with generally clean comedy but this guy is crushing it.

[@EagleArrow]

👍

[@codymoreland4496]

The bit about his kid wanting him to check the closet for monsters and him saying let's just get out of here was priceless.😂😂

[@gypsyrain369]

When He Said " The Closet Monster " it's what my sister and i call what ever was going on in our Grandparent's House ! we were like 3 & 4 at the time . Forgot about it Till He Said It !

[@katesatriani]

Absolutely! I am a teacher and also arachnophobic and that was similar to my reaction the first time my students told me there was a HUGE spider in the room - and my reaction was like his- not what they expected and b) "so what do you want me to do about it?" I'm not going near that thing!!

[@toadaytomorrow8029]

I love your humor! No unnecessary cursing nor offensive material.👍

[@caroliner2029]

The cat and the baby in the shower 😂 "That's a serial killer"😂 The smears on the walls are a warning to the others...😂

[@jessicalm8680]

Watch three amigos comedy. It’s a warning to the others joke is from there.

[@brianlove6953]

I have a feeling I was the weird dude waist deep in the dvd bin.

[@kenkellar2246]

No dude it was me!!!😆😆😆

[@quickchris10]

I like Red Delicious apples. They are the reddest, and look the best in the fruit bowl.

[@brianlove6953]

@Dr Evil 😂✊️

[@ArgyleDinosaur]

Me too, fam.

[@tinawindham6958]

No shame here👍🏻

[@tee415y510]

Aww, man! He is FUNNY!! I appreciate comedy that I can listen to without wincing from foul language 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@formerlyarandompropernameb9327]

Exactly.

[@annesmith9181]

Yes! Well said.

[@mvanalst2003]

Mark Poolos is the best! One of the funniest comedians I’ve heard. Incredibly underrated in my opinion.

[@cvf253]

Yes I came back to this to write his name down! So talented 👏🏻

[@theinvisiblestoner789]

The funniest part of all of this, right after he was talking about his wife passing gas, I got a febreeze ad.

[@seekgodfirst1605]

Get "KZbin Vanced", no ads.

[@CMDolojan]

@@seekgodfirst1605 shhhh or everyone will know

[@kathovik7658]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅

[@brittanyferguson583]

7

[@rickolacoleman9272]

I got swiffer ads.

[@Saltine_American]

Shout out to Walmart for letting me live in their parking lot for a month in 2001!

[@mjade1673]

Awe🥺💖💖💖💖👏

[@moldovancrisis5482]

I've been homeless living out of my car, but I was on Forest Service land. It really is a huge thing to have places to be able to just park and sleep. I'm glad you're doing better now (I presume) and likewise for myself, but I respect the hell out of the people working and living out of their cars and the places that allow them to exist. O7

[@ericp.7868]

I've def done that!

[@meepenjaap7999]

Human Kindness-something we don't have enough of. Hope all is well now.

[@deathtrucker777]

nowdays if u even sit 20 mins in the parkimg lot they get mad

[@SINISTER_6_6_6]

He’s an outstanding comic. That is a very hard life coming up in the business. Good luck Big Mark

[@allisonhutchens5069]

He gets that Jim Gaffigan vibe when his voice goes up.

[@fallingpetunias9046]

I see him as a mix of Jim Gaffigan and Ben Bailey as far as presence goes.

[@cristinesplinis5815]

Agreed

[@silvirhunter3607]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@homeygfunkoffacherryfruitl4971]

Except this guys actually funny.

[@donaldleroy6502]

The only skit I ever saw from Jim gaffigan he devoted 15mins to bacon

[@liveflower895]

Honey crisp is my favorite apple. This man knows his fruit.

[@scotnick59]

And Pink Ladies!!

[@johnathanmitchell8681]

I'm a Fuji and Gala guy myself

[@toolittletoolate3917]

Braeburn

[@buildTheWALLNOW]

If apples aren’t organic they taste like plastic, I doubt Walmart carries organic, what are you guys eating ?

[@johnathanmitchell8681]

@@buildTheWALLNOW your opinion, mine have always tasted delicious. And yes, just about every grocery store carries organic apples. I'll just assume you live in a small rural community.

[@maimyabaebaby8146]

"What about mommy? She'll be fine" 🤣🤣

[@kalvinrivera8664]

This guy had me laughing 98% of this video,he even got my wife laughing and she has a very dry sense of humor.

[@SteampunkClaws8341]

Then Dry Bar comedy is for her than

[@jaxflfreebird]

@@SteampunkClaws8341 Then not than at the end of the sentence.

[@mccarty0104]

The story with his dad returning the shower head is hilarious!!

[@oldrrocr]

I worked at a department store about 50 years ago. they would take back ANYTHING - even stuff they didn't sell. We sent it back to the manufacturer... and they would send a CASE of new ones back. It all worked out. :)

[@chrissydavis4547]

we all know a guy like that, lol.

[@willparker9870]

Walmart place that made my girlfriend take back pregnancy test used condoms and oh yeah we would sell bags for $5 where Dollar Tree would sell them $4 and we would take them back for the $5 amount they literally said Dollar Tree on them

[@willparker9870]

Or the time that Walmart went to CVS to buy stuff to fill their shelves you ever wonder why it says this is a product of CVS or this is bought at CVS it's because people that run Walmart the will send people to buy all the stuff on the Shelf at another store to make their store look full

[@tnp1047]

Once the waistband of those sweatpants reach armpit level, you have to refer to it as a romper...

[@rayford21]

She must have tightened the drawstring around her neck to keep them from falling down.

[@dollymadison2397]

@@rayford21 😅 We hope. I used to have a neighbor who did that with floor length skirts. Waist to floor converted to underarms to kneecaps.

[@jv-lk7bc]

maybe you have to ... I didn't sign that contract.

[@frozennorthwoods4401]

My mom had those jumpsuits roughly 30 years ago. I don’t know about now, but back then they were made to fit like that on purpose, like a tube top sewn onto pants. All the moms in the neighborhood wore them when it was hot. Some were pants and some shorts, and a bunch of the styles were in a weird fuzzy material. Maybe polyester, idk. Some had neck straps and some didn’t. Anyways that made me laugh thinking about those jumpsuits! Good memories. Just like shoulder pads in tops and also men’s suit coats made for women with rolled sleeves..haha🤣 Remember those! My generation grew up in the 80’s and 90’s. We had neat clothes, good music and amazing tv shows. Sure miss it! God life was good and simple back then..

[@diybronwynsmith263]

Lol 😆

[@tamihayes5313]

“Let’s just go to jail!” I’ve never been in a DUI checkpoint but I have experienced talking to police having done nothing wrong but you’re so nervous you start doing stupid stuff. Then you start thinking.. “ just take me to jail this is waaaay to stressful.”

[@MrBalloonHanz]

People of Walmart was one of the first genre of videos I ever watched on youtube. Lmao

[@ashleycollins1325]

Claiming his wife's fart on the wedding party bus...what a gentleman 🤣

[@hiitsaliciaempathylovepeac5262]

I agree! That’s a real man! 👍🏼 😁

[@janetremsing6988]

(Blaming! 🙂)

[@nicolecourtney8688]

If you've ever been subject to wearing a bodice with a petticoat... The gas is UNREAL from not being able to move properly 😂😂😂True gent right here

[@MrPangulo007]

I've never even thought of that

[@ashleycollins1325]

@@nicolecourtney8688 i know! That gas has nowhere to escape to so it's just loitering around in there with you

[@Rididulouss]

"we are killing it on apples" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@liivemovement]

I started listening to this while I was at work and had to stop. I was laughing way too hard and getting looks 😂😂

[@SayHelloToOblivion]

I literally laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes at 30:23. “For some reason he’s naked... he’s only wearing a headband.” 😵🤣🤣🤣

[@samuelriemer5720]

Yeah, that had me laughing!

[@Commex17]

My stomach hurts from laughing at that one with the Speedo>>headband 😂😂😂

[@jessicaruby1ify]

Sooooo funny. 🤣🤣👏🏾 He's a natural storyteller. This was a treat to listen to and watch.

[@reggietisdale4550]

Like how he chuckles at his own jokes lol.

[@Upper_echelon_exotics]

I shamelessly like my own comments...I mean if I don't do it who will! Lol 😂

[@kylestringer9191]

"Rest of that day just flew by" lmao that part got me.

[@joeymakale9767]

As a Walmart employee I agree

[@jamesbeaver8872]

I feel Sorry 4 ya...

[@Lilac21248]

I don't know our Walmart I guess special nothing weird, just normal folks in normal human clothes.

[@michellpierce7208]

I work at Wal-Mart too 😆

[@Timetravel1111]

Get out. Don’t.

[@desireecherieanderson3607]

I work at Walmart as well. Lol

[@karimayed6169]

I haven't been to the USA yet, but I'd be the guy waist deep in the DVD bin. Wait for me Walmart!

[@PoliticalWonderland]

We call Walmart “wally-world” because it’s like a whole nother world in there! It’s not as crazy (for the most part) as people say it is. It’s like a mall with incredible prices 🥰

[@yup_its_ME.512]

😂 google images "people of walmart" and reconsider your trip!

[@karimayed6169]

@@yup_its_ME.512 I just did and I can't believe what I saw! :-D

[@Matty80822]

legend has it you automatically become an American citizen if you wild out at walmart

[@captainredclaw5864]

From what i understand the amount of food will amaze you

[@lizbecker1677]

This was so funny! Waking up with a cup of strong coffee and comedy! Love his Walmart stories and fart jokes.😆🤣

[@Metalheadmike1211]

Went to Walmart yesterday, immediately thought of this guy and was tempted to dive waist deep in the $5 dvd bin.

[@stealthpanther]

Hysterical! Dry bar gives us another gem 🤣

[@Anthony-uf3oz]

Check Chad Thornsberry !

[@ericdavis2928]

Drybar is great

[@ckom9]

Mark Poolos is good, never heard of him, but he's on my radar now

[@peedee4065]

This guy's pretty fascinating in that his skit more closely revolves around his actual life circumstances than most any other comedian I've heard. Very entertaining, fun to listen to.

[@joannaedwards6325]

Jessi Campbell's comedy is funny too talking about her everyday experiences.

[@soulaudacity555]

He’s a great storyteller and comic💯

[@meganpriceification]

Red Delicious...😂 Those are literally my husband's favorite so he already knew the code!!!! 4422 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michael69419]

My red delicious is a 4016 Is it regional

[@codymoreland4496]

@@michael69419 mines 4016

[@maimyabaebaby8146]

@megan price 😂😂awesome!!!

[@hiitsaliciaempathylovepeac5262]

“What ya got in there fat man?! sounds like samwiches!” 😂 Being a mom of 5 I relate! I like this dude! & he’s funny too! 👍🏼😁

[@Luna_Spiritus]

10:49

[@nicholasfrancis8381]

Samwiches? 🤨

[@johnlafever3162]

@@nicholasfrancis8381 Samwiches is a colloquial or slang term. He’s conveying his 2 and 4 yo’s harassment of him.

[@ericplaysbass]

My wife got me a T-shirt years ago that said, “They call me Farticus!” Such a loving woman.

[@nevientadross8129]

Funny without the cursing and adult content. Genius... thank you 🙏

[@notSophie]

Even my son lost it at the "sad French movie" !

[@adamg9173]

He does a lot of shows around Wisconsin and Minnesota. Always delivers. Hilarious and a nice guy to.

[@oregonhighway]

It's not just the shoppers at check out, it's the cashiers at your favorite store. I checked groceries for a few years at Kroger, and my favorite regulars sure bought a lot of red apples 😄

[@carlosdyer5868]

The lady farts bit had me rollin' !

[@bushgnome]

like a modern day Jim Gaffigan the way he talks and delivers! Love it!

[@jeffjohnson8443]

Walmartians. Yep, they are all the same everywhere.

[@td6259]

Totally funny! Clean humor is priceless. You have no idea how much I appreciate it! God Bless

[@karenking5357]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY...I WILL NOT LISTEN TO VULGAR JOKES OR CURSING... IN 1982 I HAD A BOYFRIEND THAT WANTED ME TO WATCH A SPECIAL ON TV...ONE OF THOSE I GUESS SOMEONE HAD TO PAY FOR ...IT WAS GONNA BE WITH SOME FRIENDS AND I WAS REALLY DOWN ABOUT MY SICK MOM...SO HE WANTED TO CHEER ME UP AND GET ME LAUGHING...WELL, I HAD TO IDEA 💡, BUT I GAVE IN NOT KNOWING WHO THE COMEDIAN WAS .. IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE MOST VULGAR EVER...RICHARD PRYOR!!😡 I DON'T THINK I WATCHED IT MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES...I WAS SO OFFENDED....EVERY OTHER WORD WAS THE F-BOMB....I WAS INSULTED....I MADE HIM TAKE ME HOME IMMEDIATELY....AND IN AS POLITE TERMS AS I COULD MUSTER, I TOLD HIM IF HE REMOTELY WANTED ANOTHER DATE WITH ME THAT HE'D BETTER CLEAN UP HIS ACT AND QUICK....HE DID 🙂

[@td6259]

@@karenking5357 💜

[@darrellmortensen9805]

Oh be an adult. Not his fault Richard Myers show was not funny to you. As a date you where very rude. I hope he saved his time n money n found another woman instantly. Not his fault your mommy was very sick n dying. You belonged with your mommy n not out on a date with him or any other man. If the comedian had only said one F bomb you'd of found a excuse to hate it. You misfired your negative emotions to your date. So u didn't care for it. Move on. He didn't write the material. Dry bar comedy is a new thing. Comics in clubs for decades n decades have used rated R material. Not being able to handle it was on you. As a polite woman u should of told him I'm going thru some very intense stuff with my moms health. I need to be with her while I can. I bet your a very vanilla personality in the sack.

[@darrellmortensen9805]

Richard Pryer not Meyer F bomb spell check.

[@cchaffincc]

@@darrellmortensen9805 Pryor. His last name is Pryor 😂

[@HiroYoung]

"If you will excuse me I have to go buy another drinking car".😆😅🤣😂 hilarious!!

[@dakaliajohnson5831]

"Can you call security, he's wearing a headband!" 💀💀💀 could not breathe after that!

[@fatesDeath]

I died the crowd lmfao i died

[@fatesDeath]

I died the crowd lmfao i died

[@havad3938]

Felt very lighthearted. Thoroughly enjoyed his humor!

[@bobyo6603]

Lmao the drinking car had me rolling lmao

[@deliezer]

This guy is one of the best I’ve heard. Will try to see him more.

[@kelly2fly]

I taught my sons that it's chivalrous when guys take the fart blame for the ladies. They now have lots of female friends.

[@findantu]

Howd you get those wing icons on your name?

[@kelly2fly]

@@findantu used a font app

[@12many4you]

How did acting chivalrous make them gay?

[@anxiety_disaster]

@@12many4you excuse me? having friends of the opposite sex doesn't make you gay it just means you have more friends, and on a bonus, friends that will give you practical advice and insight from another perspective.

[@HELLRZR-nm3vv]

All of my boys will without a flinch purchase feminine protection as well. And can keep house and cook. I had no idea we were raising Superheroes. Nice boys you got there.

[@starharrelson659]

I laughed so hard at the fart jokes😆😂🤦 😆 I'm such a child. Lol

[@emoash9382]

Same hahaha

[@grandmasnazzy5491]

Me too

[@rosannapomicter7295]

His jokes hit a new level of originality, too.

[@wendytiesing5830]

Yup, totally made me cry😂

[@joannakoors8534]

Yes! Me too… farts are the funniest no matter how old you are. 😂

[@Dreadtheday]

"Lady in a sweatpants" killed me....

[@overthenonsense4171]

I am only half way through this set and I have laughed until tears! The wife passing gas took me down! Thanks so much!

[@melissabrown8878]

The weirdest thing that ever happened to me that I still remember because it was so crazy happened years ago while I was traveling through Arkansas. I was driving behind a trucker that got an armadillo got caught in its wheel and then it shot the darn thing right into my windshield. It didn't bust through the window but I had to get my window replaced ASAP because the cracks were so bad that I could barely see.

[@sagebrooks6907]

Ditto😡😤😭😳

[@relatablegamers9038]

Goddamn Walmart shipment trucks!! 😂😂

[@xraycars1967]

Welcome to Arkansas

[@lynnwilliams8295]

Wow! Assault with an Armadillo!

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

Lmao you killed Sonic!

[@TeamCat1128]

“Taking a shower with a cat and a toddler.” I died!😂

[@judyfrancis4515]

"Adverse events" include (and for the most part are limited to) things like a mildly sore arm for a day or two. As for deaths - are you claiming that the vaccinations caused, accelerated, or, in fact, had anything to do with the deaths? If that is your claim, pls provide a link or reference, as I have not been able to find confirmation of such a claim.

[@delanisamuela4067]

It’s one for the books… 😂

[@sealyoness]

@@judyfrancis4515 Whoa... I thought you were answering AllThat Remains, which would be a really odd response. Cuz I laughed too since I had to bathe a cat a couple times. I know it's just a story because the comic doesn't have visible stitches or scars on his head or arms from the cat panicking on its way out of the shower.

[@Timetravel1111]

Ha ha the WAY- he says it. Then it’s a French horror movie.

[@Timetravel1111]

@@judyfrancis4515 not sure where this came from. Many deaths and two blind people from//from only the vaccine in my city.

[@melissajacobs5822]

😂 ohmylaaanta!! I swear, tonight at WalMart i saw 2 women in pjs & slippers & 1 had on a bathrobe too

[@Ammu25ful]

"I can tell she was embarrassed, so I stood up and said that was me!" ❤️

[@user-dz1cv8kl5n]

HE'S HILARIOUS 😂😂

[@sandrasherman9294]

This guy is so funny. His timing is great.

[@pamelameckley5040]

Mark Poolos is incredibly funny, absolutely enjoyed every second of it! Would definitely love to see more from him. 😅🤣💯🔥👍

[@dandrake1372]

Never seen him before. Great skit. Really funny and I’m glad to Not vulgar talk as with some comedians

[@isabellegrayson9134]

Get this man a Netflix special!

[@missdee4475]

Omg this guy has me cracking up!

[@sevnlight6313]

Really? It's nearly impossible for me to laugh. Idk I am dead inside 🤷‍♂️

[@yup_its_ME.512]

@@sevnlight6313 yup you're probably the guy at the rest stop 😂

[@sevnlight6313]

@@yup_its_ME.512 🤫

[@vikkitaylor5469]

I've watched about 10 comedians tonight. It takes a lot to make me laugh. This guy is hilarious! I was crying I was laughing so hard! Must watch! (Except the deer part...)

[@cjcj6945]

Dude is funny!!! Like the delivery & calm demeanor!👍😂

[@abbykoop5363]

That was awesome! Thanks for a lot of true belly laughs! 😂

[@alexandrexerinda4902]

This is so funny, I had to pause for a laughing rest break 😂 my stomach is so sore.

[@scargriff49]

Me too…lol

[@jezzakahlewis1668]

This guy's so real it's so funny!!! 🤣✌️💚

[@RyanUpchurchsFavoriteChannel]

"Gotta buy a new drinking car" 😂🤣

[@TheAussieLeo]

Walmart sells 100 tonnes of Apples and loses 100 tonnes of exotic fruit.

[@mowman7777]

He's right about deer in Wisconsin. Rode through there and there was a dead deer along the road every few miles.

[@rayford21]

The first week before deer season is suicide week for all deer who care to do so.

[@bluem5620]

Same thing here in Indiana! I've had a few pop out in front of me while riding my motorcycle as well! Talk about a heart attack...so scary!!!

[@dallasponder3396]

Back in the 90's in Kalamazoo Michigan, which is a large city, a 14 point buck was standing in the middle of the busiest road in town. Almost looked like he was thinking (you can't shoot me here)

[@Shawnx-jb7sv]

LOVE THIS GUY'S HUMOR!!!

[@punkyreggaeparty8786]

Outstanding comedian! Thank you so much for this. I really needed to laugh today. ❤ 😄

[@panicatthedogpark]

He forgot one other reason to use self-checkout lanes: social anxiety.

[@rro660]

Hard to make that funny. You bummed me out just mentioning it.

[@ArgyleDinosaur]

YES. The anxiety and the ability to use my own bags/bag my own stuff.

[@jeffking2100]

And if you only have a few items it's great not having to stand in line forever

[@johnmatarazzo9178]

You know your at a good walmart when the greeter is under 70

[@Anthony-uf3oz]

*you know you are (you're)

[@justjill3560]

It's Officer LoDuca, of the Grammar Police Division, keeping our comments safe.

[@nobodyspecial1541]

@@justjill3560 it's a good thing. I would not have understood without correction. He's the one that just called Walmart to inform them of the 'apple 🍎 code' scam. Lol

[@Pauls_balls]

@@justjill3560 defund the grammar police. Incorrect lives matter

[@kenkellar2246]

I just remembered the time I farted at Home Depot,as a girl asked me if she could help me. As I walked away,I heard her say "OMG 😱" I was too embarrassed to turn around as I'm sure she was pointing at me to her co workers...😆😆😆

[@america_is_a_myth]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@alicezaharian1759]

Omg laughing so hard i.was crying. This was so hilarious

[@beatleme2]

This is a re-run but yeah, I'll thumb up it for a 2nd time

[@CowenGittens]

This is one of the funniest I've seen on this channel.

[@Anthony-uf3oz]

Yo,check Chad Thornsberry!

[@AramisWyler]

No joke I had to stop eating my almond joy because I was laughing so hard it wasn't safe to eat. Great routine.

[@Scavenger82]

Whenever I need a solid "I can't breathe!" belly laugh, I always come back to Mark Poolos. This man is never not funny!!

[@brengriffin9874]

This guy is hilarious! Oh I needed to laugh! Thank you!

[@stevenfranks3131]

"I opted out of the 'armadillo coverage.' My bad...."

[@Inlinetodie]

This guy is so talented, I really enjoyed his comedy...he had a John Candy kind of humor imo

[@donnajk4423]

So good to read through the comments , and find other people like myself, who love that drybar is good clean comedy. And not constantly about sex or crude stuff and swearing. It's hilarious. But I thought I was always being a prude and even pretended to laugh in the past at smutty stuff. That's fine , no judgement if others find it funny. But for myself, and now obviously others, by the comments here, we appreciate this type of clean and hilarious comedy. Thankyou drybar.

[@lw3269]

The "Switcheroo" is exactly why it takes 30 minute to return anything at Walmart. Even if you bring back something new and sealed, the clerks need to open it all up and investigate so they are not getting scammed. Thanks, Mark's dad.

[@jamiewilliams3179]

You’re welcome! 😀

[@rush2x0x5swish8]

This dude has great relatable jokes for the struggle as a dad 😂

[@pamelabarbato1623]

He gets funnier the more I listened..big fan here

[@roxweinzel7436]

So funny. I belly laughed thru entire show. Love this guy

[@scottiefraher5882]

I have seen some crazy stuff go down in Walmart...hilarious!! 😂