Funniest Thing You Can Do With A Squeaky Toy. Brad Bonar - Full Special

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[@Weeem]

I did the squeaker thing (small one in my hand) a while ago when at my chiropractor. I waited until he did a double handed compression between my shoulder blades and then squeaked it. He couldn't breathe for about 5 minutes :D :D

[@dauntemesman1688]

I imagined that situation in my head and lost some oxygen for a bit.

[@ashalon8729]

That's so awesome! Lmfao

[@wakanavkirachel8068]

L O L!!!!

[@livingfree7153]

WeeemRCB lol! That’s hilarious !!!

[@haleystorm95]

I'm going to have to steal that

[@mustwereallydothis]

I'm having breast cancer surgery next week and you can bet I'm bringing a squeaky with me.

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

I am praying for you ❣😇👼🙏🙏🙏 My name is Grace. I pray you are at peace, with no fear, and that the cancer is gone.

[@daliasafar8565]

Praying for you

[@LittleLionRawr]

Hope you all have a great laugh! ;-)

[@kaidwyer]

And you can bet I’ll follow up in two weeks to see how it went - let us know how it goes

[@sean5662]

I hope your surgery goes well! I hope you beat the cancer! My mom went through the treatments and the one thing that she could stand to eat was Eggdrop soup because the chemo made things taste bad

[@Reman1975]

I feel it's unfair that KZbin only allowed me to give this guy ONE thumbs up. He deserves a lot more than just that. :)

[@Nic7320]

Maybe it should be a wet thumb?

[@respectforall7864]

I was gonna say he deserves one in his mouth

[@kipthearcticfox5124]

I Agree, This Guy's Jokes Really Made My Day.

[@msv6674]

So far didn't like the Whitney Houston joke so had to edit my comments after. Not being a sourpuss, I think it'll never be a time for that one 😞 Only I pray he & all are careful to not be casualties at ER w/ those loose "squeakers" swallowed either ! Not definitely for kids to try, right ? Not sure of us adults either. Was gonna put on my own comment but afraid 😨 of the wrath I may get 😒. Other than that gotta watch his entire set later. Am 😴💤 for 🛌 in a min !

[@chilli-iceolive-abode2447]

@@msv6674 Well I dunno bout you, but I can hold something in my mouth like the squeaker pretty securely. I spose if you have a tendency to swallow whatever's in your mouth it might not be a good idea.

[@elib7311]

....’how many’s a brazillion?’ *faints

[@nikiTricoteuse]

Not exactly my thing but, I believe the whole point of a Brazilian is that there's none.

[@Tasarran]

That was my favorite joke out of this whole thing :D

[@eleos5]

@@nikiTricoteuse I'm pretty sure the joke is brazillion sounds like million and billion so they are thinking it's a number

[@nikiTricoteuse]

@@eleos5 yes. I was also making a joke.

[@sirraymondluxuryyacht8131]

I dated a blonde and there were always the funniest things she'd say. Once the Mona Lisa came up in conversation, and she asked 'Isn't that the painting by the famous painter, Leonardo De ....[paused to think]....Caprio?' - I said "Yeah. He painted that one right after he did the Inception movie"

[@stuartmarkman769]

At my age I not only squeek, I pop, crunch and moan. I'm an orchestra.

[@reubenk1615]

More like a one-man-band

[@leojamesclune1730]

Nothing says "I'm young" like your back popping three times when you're trying to wipe in the bathroom

[@gabrielflo5932]

Leo James Clune im cryyyyying bruh. Lmao

[@natalied6923]

That's funny 😆😆

[@alid6060]

I think you forgot snap and crackle too...

[@vexvesper]

The guy does comedy, magic, AND VENTRILOQUISM?

[@Waldohasaskit210]

I have so many things I need to squeak now...

[@0422Juls]

Same lol

[@tatchik77]

I know, I watched this at around midnight & I almost got up & went to Walmart to get a squeeky toy! 😂

[@ywLDSforever]

😁 convinced my person to take me to Walmart today for a necklace I want to see is still there. Think I'll get a squeaky toy too.

[@nickedmonds4486]

Back chicka wauwm wauwm...!

[@notacat3979]

Get with a girl and while you're doing it make it squeak

[@FF-qc8kw]

25:05 that dude taking 3 sec to process the joke😂

[@chumbrien6257]

Lol

[@masshysteria5749]

I saw that lol

[@SomeGuy-xq3kv]

ahahah maybe that's what the editor intended

[@madaxe4199]

In the same time the woman in the middle with high frequency voice, so maybe is some gesture in question.

[@techop2010]

watching the end of this set during coronavirus quarantine....

[@404thegeek3]

Well there wasn't an outbreak then

[@reubenk1615]

Today he'd get arrested for that one

[@tammygarrett8427]

me too

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

instantly came down to comments

[@moistsocks2188]

Oh shet. 😂😂

[@southernsuccubus420]

As someone who is also tired of the stupid questions that people have about my service dog and my disabilities, I really really enjoyed that set.

[@kathyjobrown9907]

Mellissande NotFromGOT perhaps because there are too many bogus, fake service pets.

[@ericag5346]

@@kathyjobrown9907 how do you KNOW that?

[@drd1924]

@@kathyjobrown9907 Nowadays ...emotional support dog is a service dog, it's not fake they just broadened the service dogs can provide

[@JH-tj9jd]

@@drd1924 right, bogus.

[@pammcdan]

I was wondering where the dog was? It wasn’t on stage with him? Backstage maybe? How serviceable is the dog? How near does he need to be? I’m just full of questions that have nothing to do with his need for a service dog, aren’t I ?

[@keithhopkins9225]

Brad, you’re awesome! I’ve had four major brain operations after a brain aneurism, I’m now considered special needs. I don’t have need a special needs dog, but I want one! I’m buying myself a squeaky toy and I’m going to have some real good fun!

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

Keith, I pray that you have an amazing life, filled with love,happiness, and peace❣ Much love, Grace

I thought that I had problems.Good luck and God bless.

[@SurajBHegde]

Keith, reading your comment Brad would be proud to be stand up comedian! God bless you (:

[@kennethlang7787]

get a dog...he is your best friend on earth, after Jesus. get both, they will do yo good. I am praying for you man.

[@hwystar_4584]

And the best part is they will never suspect you now lol

[@barbarayoung7109]

That squeaker might be fun during an EEG. Every time they put an electrode on my head...SQUEEEEEEEAK!!!

[@chasecharron4546]

That poor woman at the end 😂😂

[@richardhead2281]

"My daughter put American flag postage stamps, at 37cents apiece, all over her bed. We could have mailed her and the bed to the Tooth fairy." Now that's a funny joke. 😌

[@jeffreym68]

My mom had mentioned to my half sister that I had gotten an assistance dog. My sister asked, "Is he blind?" Mom didn't laugh, just reminded her that I'd driven over.

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

Jeff, 🤣🤣🤣 Jeff's wife or girlfriend

[@jeffreym68]

@@noneofyourbusiness302 I'd be happy to address this comment, but I can't see several characters in it.

[@AuroraLalune]

Is your half sister... Challenged?

[@jendubay3782]

So are you blind?

[@sirtango1]

She’s blonde isn’t she? 😂

[@prjndigo]

I used one in the store to record a ringtone. Was super loud... so when my phone rang almost any dog near me would let me know.

[@cjon4256]

Wouldn't that be fun to hear go off during a meeting.

[@Lexor888]

Aw man, I hit the jackpot! Friday night, random video, no expectations whatsoever and I get to watch this whole special. Thank you Brad.

[@treborironwolfe978]

When I was a teenager, a friend's father was like a cool uncle to me, and he had a hilarious sense of humor.. As he would drive us around, sometimes he would suddenly comment, "Pew.. there must be a paper factory nearby." .. That was our que to quickly roll-down our windows before he started giggling ;) (11:18)

[@reginaldsmithers3468]

Tacoma

[@mw7584]

@@reginaldsmithers3468 and Muskegon.

[@reginaldsmithers3468]

@@mw7584 Manning, Maxwell and Moore 'Load Lifter'

[@AllanWorks]

the paper factory in Alabama smells like beef jerky to me.

[@robertkurschat9808]

"How many's a Brazilian?" Lololol I'm dead XD

[@star-iq5xm]

I have never wanted more to have a dog toy in my life

[@pg1171]

Bought one the next day. The dog didn't like it, cause it wouldn't squeek...

[@dberd9149]

pg1171 😂😂😂

[@aprilsilvers381]

I know!!!

[@David-wo9un]

I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing; thank you Brad!

[@xuyahfish]

I'm gonna remember these for April Fool's Day - This guy needs to write a book or a daily calendar of tricks to play

[@aprilsilvers381]

Yeah that would be awesome..

[@BloodyMobile]

I'm actually believing him that he's a wizard. He has that thing so long in his mouth AND DIDN'T SWALLOW IT ACCIDENTALLY. If that's not magic, I don't know...

[@rickeyysliving444]

Nah he didn't, sorry! Check 10:55, he then threw the whole thing away at 59👌🏽

[@thefunkosaurus]

8:41

[@BrandonDickenson35]

He started with 4 and quit doing the jokes when he swallowed the last

[@josiahstyer1527]

I tried to do this and I swallowed my squeaker. Now my stomach squeaks

[@viningx21]

This is the absolutely BEST show I’ve ever had the pleasure to see!! I laughed so much my ribs ache🤣 You’re great, Mr Bonar, thank you!

[@noneofyourbusiness302]

I feel as if I were at the movies ❣ This man isn't just funny. He was a comical genius ❣❣

[@afloyd4976]

noneof yourbusiness *was at

[@mhan6601]

Oh jeez that puppet act had me almost on the floor lmao

[@Juide80]

Mr. Bonar, you just absolutely killed it! Nothing more to say 🤷‍♂️

[@iseaglewings4031]

I’m crying 😂. At 25 min. That’s our week to set everything straight. Haha. I do tend to brush things off. But every time I snap at my husband for all the annoying things he does, he says “is your period about to start?” And then angrily I tell him that he is in the wrong. And sure enough my period comes the next day!!! 🤣🤣

[@manaquriazertyuio4555]

when I was little I did that to my mom, also I said tampons were big suppositories for headaches.

[@longlivechanka7775]

Wow just wow this was one of the best shows I’ve found in a while. HILARIOUS🤣🤣🔥

[@Jane_Dow]

That was Great ! He was hilarious ! We used to do the squeaker thing with our dog too. Dog caught on & was NOT happy.

[@Beebster92]

Brad is hilarious 😂 and I love that I can share this with anyone since he doesn’t use crude language!

[@jennifer9047]

Boy, Aaron was READY, wasn't he? 😂

[@pammcdan]

Southern accent is just the teeth! Had me laughing out loud!

[@jimbateman225]

When he put her thumb in his mouth is how he timed placing the card in his mouth at the same time. Everybody was so surprised at what he did...it gave him time to do it. He palmed her card after she chose it. Great Trick anyway. He's really a great performer too!

[@Alien_at_Large]

When he wiped his mouth on his lapel, that was when.

[@bradbonarjr]

You’re both wrong

[@pennyb2245]

Omg he was hysterical! What a fabulous performance!!❤❤❤😂😂

[@TheMrpoop1234]

Beat stand up set I’ve seen in a while!!! Well done mr. Bonar

[@abbeysomethingnormal7830]

My dogs going nuts lol

[@NoorAlHaqiqa]

OK this guy seriously cracked me up. Thank you. I needed that.

[@ChrisHanline]

The comedian said "She's easy!" The guy said "She's pregnant!" The comedian was confused about why he said that. 🤦‍♂️

[@antayafairless9028]

The fsct that you don't even know his name "🤦‍♀️"

[@ChrisHanline]

@@antayafairless9028 😂😂 did you just put an emoji in quotation marks?

[@cinbeano]

I think he was trying to scold him for embarrassing her for no good reason. He also turned it back on the guy that said he “took a gamble” on his wife/gf. I think that’s also why he mentioned the participation trophy lmao

[@aamzies]

My dad got a fart machine for Christmas one year. He took it too the doctor 🤣

[@TheTeddyChoice]

To*

[@Alien_at_Large]

So far, this is my dog's favorite comedian.

[@ryanguy426]

So nobody is going to mention him putting someone's hand in his mouth?😂

[@mutanttugboat9266]

I don't even know how you are supposed to react to someone doing that to you hahaha

[@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken]

Either a plant or didn't actually put her thumb in his mouth.

[@TheFreeBass]

There's a reason he smelled it first

[@mercy_faith_]

I like how she didn’t say anything when he did that, but when he pulled a card out of his mouth she cried “Ew no! Stop! That’s so wrong! That’s disgusting! I don’t want that!”

[@OneTruePhreak]

I bet he won't do that one now.

[@johnparks5856]

Brad was great. Very comfortable in element. Worked the crowd like a pro. I think he will go far.

[@janiceshepherd4873]

This guy is the funniest ever! I laughed out loud all by myself!

[@TheMrChristopherS]

What was the spark thing he used I wanna get one

[@wxb200]

Its called a spark thing...

[@JustanotherLisa]

Louis Rubens 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@periodicboutsofintelligenc7789]

So many bad edits from dry bar.. but gotta love the jokes..

[@Paranitis]

Yeah, I've been noticing that. All of these bigger videos called "full special" and then things are obviously edited to be out of order. I dunno if there was some accidental swearing they had to edit around or what, but it's very distracting.

[@DillHurley7]

I learned recently that almost every special since the beginning of time is filmed over the course of two or three nights. They wear the same clothes, and do the same exact set. Then editors pick out the best versions and put it all together for a special.

[@Gothamauto]

Incredibly funny and entertaining!

[@DavidandMargoSears]

I was truly laughing, alone, in my room at this! Hysterical! Thank you!

[@suejeanheinz6809]

Brad's combination act of comedy, magic, AND ventriloquism is beyond funny! I laughed until I nearly peed my pants!! Best Dry Bar comedy ever!!

[@pg1171]

OMG!!! He's freaking hilarious!!! He needs to have his own tv show!

[@mwebb1495]

" *SHE DIED TWO HOURS AGO* "

[@LadyVoldemort]

Oh my goodness, haven't been laughing this hard for awhile HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He got me from the start with the squeeze toy, but when he got to the dove, I laughed til my drools came out on my pillow and had to pause because I can't breathe... I have to calm myself down a bit to write this...before I continue watching... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@c-LAW]

Hilarious in tears!

[@wildhorses3098]

I'm supposed to go to a dentist appointment next week so I'm going to have to figure out how to use a Squeaky toy during it

[@williammason9789]

I don't normally forward DryBar. But I did forward this to my daughter

[@DarknoorX]

Less than 200 dislikes. This guy is DIFFERENT and badass.

[@ElektroLUDIKITS]

This guy is a genius.

[@MeasAgun]

Now, this guy's really good!!!

[@Steve-Cross]

I could listen to and watch this guy all day. One of the best comedians I've ever seen. I am hurting from laughing. I am in the UK and never seen him before. He should be a big international star. Thank you. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@floydaltonmiller]

Great performance.

[@j3ah0o]

at the mammogram I almost spat a mouth full of drink!

[@scooby45247]

Dr : "turn your head and cough." Brad : SQueaKY

[@kylecrs]

This guy is an absolute blast!

[@peterjames1596]

One of the best performances I’ve ever seen

[@KryptKicker5]

This was an amazing show!!!

[@AIBustos]

This guy killed it 😂

[@slicelifetv]

One of the best comedy shows I’ve ever seen. Super funny.

[@daleleisenring4275]

I howled til I had side stiches!! Brad has such a nice twisted sense of humor that's applicable to real world situations.

[@susieohanlon533]

Dude, I just stumbled across your post. You're hilarious!! . I've seen SO MANY MANY wannabe comedians. I loved every bit of your show. Please let us know when you can come to Central California. I'll be there.. .YOU'RE AWESOME!! .

[@valeriyrotar9482]

He's from Sacramento. I'm sure you'll be able to see him live when quarantine is over.

[@KmtNubian94]

comedy and magic?? fantastic showing

[@BasilRefaey80]

I didn't expect that at the end.... OMG this is an epic comedian magician of all time

[@beckyspindler2153]

Oh thank you so very much I have not laughed so much at 1 time in a long time I so needed this thank you

[@El_Chompo]

One time my friend David brought to school some kind of remote fart device that he could put somewhere and every time he pressed a button it cycled through 6 or 7 pretty raunchy sounding fart noises. We had a teacher who couldn't tell that the noises were fake. At first she was just like "Wow!" and surprised looks and sounds. But after a while she was asking David to "Control himself" and eventually asked him to leave the room until he could "control himself" it was hilarious. She was saying things like "Wow David what is the cause of all this?". And David would as seriously as he could muster but still with a grin on his face "I just don't know what it could be! I'm so sorry!"

[@cjon4256]

Trying to remember the last time a laughed so hard. I almost wet my pants.

[@KiDn0cuDi]

Lol I love dry humor.

[@PBMS123]

That card wasn't very dry

[@magnusskipton7067]

By far this is the very best comedy I’ve ever seen/ heard

[@srinivasyerraguntla3114]

I haven't laughed so hard in months. This guy is great.

[@zoetaylor9191]

I had this on while my cats were in the room and they kept looking for the squeaky toy 😂

[@Twingirls7100]

I have teenage twin girls and a dog that loves squeaky toys - can totally relate

[@nikiTricoteuse]

I heard that if you have teenagers you should get a dog. So that when you get home at least someone is happy to see you. 😎

[@Hellsong89]

So twins and the dog loves squeaky toys.. that makes birthday presents much easier to get, though they might fight over toys a lot so not optimal thing.

[@Twingirls7100]

That is so true! Girls only emerge when hungry, but the dog will always be there for me

[@pattymelt6577]

Yikes! Two turn teen the same time? Having a moment of silence to show my respect.

[@MatheusYami]

He was amazingly funny and charismatic during the whole show, he is not only a great comedian and magician, but a true entreteiner and I just loved it!

[@markiahendrix60]

THAT was an awesome Show... BRAVO to BRAD BONAR !!! Those parts at the end were especially funny ! 🤣🤣 Good audience as well...

[@edwardbaker8016]

I wonder how much sales increased for squeaky toys

[@grammadrm4974]

That straw is a real felony here in California!!! hahaha

[@mikerussell2590]

California doesn't recognize our constitution so we don't recognize California.

[@IsiahTomas]

That Robocop quote was made for this.

[@pricetaylor93]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day! Thank you for your awesome sense of humor Brad!!

[@SnahLhug]

I died when he sucked on that thumb. 🤣🤣🤣 She wouldn't even fold it and held it up in the air just like that. 🥶🥶

[@ledgen95]

WHAT IS THAT SPARKING THING I NEED IT!

[@mrreymundo5383]

I saw this routine in person some time ago. This guy is super good. It isn't as easy as it looks!

[@robertlafont9177]

You are unique I laughed so hard I fell out of the chai three times.

[@Prakriti2041]

people with ADHD do qualify for emotional support animals But, ESA don't have all the same privileges as a service dog. For example, a service dog is allowed everywhere. s support animal may not be. However, there is some cross over. A Service dog can also be registered as an Emotional Support Animal.

[@epsilonsilver7860]

My service animal is a Capuchin monkey. My condition is severe anxiety attacks. He senses it 5 minutes prior and rolls me up a joint of medical cannabis. Even lights it for me, though I disapprove.

[@katelyn1641]

There is no such thing as registration

[@RosieWilliamOlivia]

I did like the show but I like the offended comments more 😂

[@1rembo69]

I think this the best one I have ever seen here DBC..

[@chueysteel]

Finally a comedy magician worth seeing.

[@jamesjr3802]

Good stuff!

[@kristyrodriguez5220]

I don't think that squeaky toy is as squeaky as his voice is going. Still funny for the most part.

[@AnnieWarriorPrincess]

The card trick with Kansas City ... I have never laughed so hard!!!! Crying still!!

[@grannyshore1861]

This guy Brad is super good. He really did it all. Such laughs. I enjoyed his show very much, and he does deserve many thumbs up. Thank you.

[@LarryTezekjian]

Now HE WAS FAKING HILARIOUS!!!!

[@doyleallen3762]

Fun stuff. What was that sparking thing he used. I want one! lol

[@aidynberry260]

its called a "secret hand flasher" and its sold for roughly 20 dollars or less.

[@diannnicolai1412]

Thanks!

[@MissSeaSea]

She said “it’s so gross and wrong!!!” Lmfaooooo