I did the squeaker thing (small one in my hand) a while ago when at my chiropractor. I waited until he did a double handed compression between my shoulder blades and then squeaked it. He couldn't breathe for about 5 minutes :D :D
@dauntemesman16884 жыл бұрын
I imagined that situation in my head and lost some oxygen for a bit.
@ashalon87294 жыл бұрын
That's so awesome! Lmfao
@wakanavkirachel80684 жыл бұрын
L O L!!!!
@livingfree71534 жыл бұрын
WeeemRCB lol! That’s hilarious !!!
@haleystorm954 жыл бұрын
I'm going to have to steal that
@Reman19754 жыл бұрын
I feel it's unfair that KZbin only allowed me to give this guy ONE thumbs up. He deserves a lot more than just that. :)
@Nic73204 жыл бұрын
Maybe it should be a wet thumb?
@respectforall78644 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say he deserves one in his mouth
@kipthearcticfox51244 жыл бұрын
I Agree, This Guy's Jokes Really Made My Day.
@msv66744 жыл бұрын
So far didn't like the Whitney Houston joke so had to edit my comments after. Not being a sourpuss, I think it'll never be a time for that one 😞 Only I pray he & all are careful to not be casualties at ER w/ those loose "squeakers" swallowed either ! Not definitely for kids to try, right ? Not sure of us adults either. Was gonna put on my own comment but afraid 😨 of the wrath I may get 😒. Other than that gotta watch his entire set later. Am 😴💤 for 🛌 in a min !
@chilli-iceolive-abode24474 жыл бұрын
@@msv6674 Well I dunno bout you, but I can hold something in my mouth like the squeaker pretty securely. I spose if you have a tendency to swallow whatever's in your mouth it might not be a good idea.
@stuartmarkman7694 жыл бұрын
At my age I not only squeek, I pop, crunch and moan. I'm an orchestra.
@reubenk16154 жыл бұрын
More like a one-man-band
@leojamesclune17304 жыл бұрын
Nothing says "I'm young" like your back popping three times when you're trying to wipe in the bathroom
@gabrielflo59324 жыл бұрын
Leo James Clune im cryyyyying bruh. Lmao
@natalied69234 жыл бұрын
That's funny 😆😆
@alid60604 жыл бұрын
I think you forgot snap and crackle too...
@FF-qc8kw4 жыл бұрын
25:05 that dude taking 3 sec to process the joke😂
@chumbrien62574 жыл бұрын
Lol
@masshysteria57494 жыл бұрын
I saw that lol
@SomeGuy-xq3kv3 жыл бұрын
ahahah maybe that's what the editor intended
@madaxe41992 жыл бұрын
In the same time the woman in the middle with high frequency voice, so maybe is some gesture in question.
@mustwereallydothis4 жыл бұрын
I'm having breast cancer surgery next week and you can bet I'm bringing a squeaky with me.
@noneofyourbusiness3024 жыл бұрын
I am praying for you ❣😇👼🙏🙏🙏 My name is Grace. I pray you are at peace, with no fear, and that the cancer is gone.
@daliasafar85654 жыл бұрын
Praying for you
@LittleLionRawr4 жыл бұрын
Hope you all have a great laugh! ;-)
@kaidwyer4 жыл бұрын
And you can bet I’ll follow up in two weeks to see how it went - let us know how it goes
@sean56624 жыл бұрын
I hope your surgery goes well! I hope you beat the cancer! My mom went through the treatments and the one thing that she could stand to eat was Eggdrop soup because the chemo made things taste bad
@vexvesper4 жыл бұрын
The guy does comedy, magic, AND VENTRILOQUISM?
@elib73114 жыл бұрын
....’how many’s a brazillion?’ *faints
@nikiTricoteuse4 жыл бұрын
Not exactly my thing but, I believe the whole point of a Brazilian is that there's none.
@Tasarran4 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite joke out of this whole thing :D
@eleos54 жыл бұрын
@@nikiTricoteuse I'm pretty sure the joke is brazillion sounds like million and billion so they are thinking it's a number
@nikiTricoteuse4 жыл бұрын
@@eleos5 yes. I was also making a joke.
@sirraymondluxuryyacht81314 жыл бұрын
I dated a blonde and there were always the funniest things she'd say. Once the Mona Lisa came up in conversation, and she asked 'Isn't that the painting by the famous painter, Leonardo De ....[paused to think]....Caprio?' - I said "Yeah. He painted that one right after he did the Inception movie"
@techop20104 жыл бұрын
watching the end of this set during coronavirus quarantine....
@404thegeek34 жыл бұрын
Well there wasn't an outbreak then
@reubenk16154 жыл бұрын
Today he'd get arrested for that one
@tammygarrett84274 жыл бұрын
me too
@tiagodarkpeasant4 жыл бұрын
instantly came down to comments
@moistsocks21884 жыл бұрын
Oh shet. 😂😂
@Waldohasaskit2104 жыл бұрын
I have so many things I need to squeak now...
@0422Juls4 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@tatchik774 жыл бұрын
I know, I watched this at around midnight & I almost got up & went to Walmart to get a squeeky toy! 😂
@ywLDSforever4 жыл бұрын
😁 convinced my person to take me to Walmart today for a necklace I want to see is still there. Think I'll get a squeaky toy too.
@nickedmonds44864 жыл бұрын
Back chicka wauwm wauwm...!
@notacat39794 жыл бұрын
Get with a girl and while you're doing it make it squeak
@southernsuccubus4204 жыл бұрын
As someone who is also tired of the stupid questions that people have about my service dog and my disabilities, I really really enjoyed that set.
@kathyjobrown99074 жыл бұрын
Mellissande NotFromGOT perhaps because there are too many bogus, fake service pets.
@ericag53464 жыл бұрын
@@kathyjobrown9907 how do you KNOW that?
@drd19244 жыл бұрын
@@kathyjobrown9907 Nowadays ...emotional support dog is a service dog, it's not fake they just broadened the service dogs can provide
@JH-tj9jd4 жыл бұрын
@@drd1924 right, bogus.
@pammcdan4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering where the dog was? It wasn’t on stage with him? Backstage maybe? How serviceable is the dog? How near does he need to be? I’m just full of questions that have nothing to do with his need for a service dog, aren’t I ?
@treborironwolfe9784 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager, a friend's father was like a cool uncle to me, and he had a hilarious sense of humor.. As he would drive us around, sometimes he would suddenly comment, "Pew.. there must be a paper factory nearby." .. That was our que to quickly roll-down our windows before he started giggling ;) (11:18)
@reginaldsmithers34684 жыл бұрын
Tacoma
@mw75844 жыл бұрын
@@reginaldsmithers3468 and Muskegon.
@reginaldsmithers34684 жыл бұрын
@@mw7584 Manning, Maxwell and Moore 'Load Lifter'
@AllanWorks2 жыл бұрын
the paper factory in Alabama smells like beef jerky to me.
@keithhopkins92254 жыл бұрын
Brad, you’re awesome! I’ve had four major brain operations after a brain aneurism, I’m now considered special needs. I don’t have need a special needs dog, but I want one! I’m buying myself a squeaky toy and I’m going to have some real good fun!
@noneofyourbusiness3024 жыл бұрын
Keith, I pray that you have an amazing life, filled with love,happiness, and peace❣ Much love, Grace
4 жыл бұрын
I thought that I had problems.Good luck and God bless.
@sbhb564 жыл бұрын
Keith, reading your comment Brad would be proud to be stand up comedian! God bless you (:
@kennethlang77874 жыл бұрын
get a dog...he is your best friend on earth, after Jesus. get both, they will do yo good. I am praying for you man.
@hwystar_45844 жыл бұрын
And the best part is they will never suspect you now lol
@jeffreym684 жыл бұрын
My mom had mentioned to my half sister that I had gotten an assistance dog. My sister asked, "Is he blind?" Mom didn't laugh, just reminded her that I'd driven over.
@noneofyourbusiness3024 жыл бұрын
Jeff, 🤣🤣🤣 Jeff's wife or girlfriend
@jeffreym684 жыл бұрын
@@noneofyourbusiness302 I'd be happy to address this comment, but I can't see several characters in it.
@AuroraLalune4 жыл бұрын
Is your half sister... Challenged?
@jendubay37824 жыл бұрын
So are you blind?
@sirtango14 жыл бұрын
She’s blonde isn’t she? 😂
@barbarayoung71094 жыл бұрын
That squeaker might be fun during an EEG. Every time they put an electrode on my head...SQUEEEEEEEAK!!!
@Lexor8884 жыл бұрын
Aw man, I hit the jackpot! Friday night, random video, no expectations whatsoever and I get to watch this whole special. Thank you Brad.
@David-wo9un4 жыл бұрын
I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing; thank you Brad!
@robertkurschat98084 жыл бұрын
"How many's a Brazilian?" Lololol I'm dead XD
@chasecharron45464 жыл бұрын
That poor woman at the end 😂😂
@richardhead22814 жыл бұрын
"My daughter put American flag postage stamps, at 37cents apiece, all over her bed. We could have mailed her and the bed to the Tooth fairy." Now that's a funny joke. 😌
@prjndigo4 жыл бұрын
I used one in the store to record a ringtone. Was super loud... so when my phone rang almost any dog near me would let me know.
@cjon42563 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be fun to hear go off during a meeting.
@viningx214 жыл бұрын
This is the absolutely BEST show I’ve ever had the pleasure to see!! I laughed so much my ribs ache🤣 You’re great, Mr Bonar, thank you!
@mhan66014 жыл бұрын
Oh jeez that puppet act had me almost on the floor lmao
@noneofyourbusiness3024 жыл бұрын
I feel as if I were at the movies ❣ This man isn't just funny. He was a comical genius ❣❣
@AnOfficialAndrewFloyd4 жыл бұрын
noneof yourbusiness *was at
@xuyahfish4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna remember these for April Fool's Day - This guy needs to write a book or a daily calendar of tricks to play
@aprilsilvers3813 жыл бұрын
Yeah that would be awesome..
@Juide804 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bonar, you just absolutely killed it! Nothing more to say 🤷♂️
@iseaglewings40314 жыл бұрын
I’m crying 😂. At 25 min. That’s our week to set everything straight. Haha. I do tend to brush things off. But every time I snap at my husband for all the annoying things he does, he says “is your period about to start?” And then angrily I tell him that he is in the wrong. And sure enough my period comes the next day!!! 🤣🤣
@manaquriazertyuio45554 жыл бұрын
when I was little I did that to my mom, also I said tampons were big suppositories for headaches.
@BloodyMobile4 жыл бұрын
I'm actually believing him that he's a wizard. He has that thing so long in his mouth AND DIDN'T SWALLOW IT ACCIDENTALLY. If that's not magic, I don't know...
@rickeyysliving4444 жыл бұрын
Nah he didn't, sorry! Check 10:55, he then threw the whole thing away at 59👌🏽
@thefunkosaurus4 жыл бұрын
8:41
@BrandonDickenson353 жыл бұрын
He started with 4 and quit doing the jokes when he swallowed the last
@josiahstyer15272 жыл бұрын
I tried to do this and I swallowed my squeaker. Now my stomach squeaks
@howtheygotthere4 жыл бұрын
I have never wanted more to have a dog toy in my life
@pg11714 жыл бұрын
Bought one the next day. The dog didn't like it, cause it wouldn't squeek...
@dberd91494 жыл бұрын
pg1171 😂😂😂
@aprilsilvers3813 жыл бұрын
I know!!!
@jimbateman2254 жыл бұрын
When he put her thumb in his mouth is how he timed placing the card in his mouth at the same time. Everybody was so surprised at what he did...it gave him time to do it. He palmed her card after she chose it. Great Trick anyway. He's really a great performer too!
@Alien_at_Large3 жыл бұрын
When he wiped his mouth on his lapel, that was when.
@bradbonarjr2 жыл бұрын
You’re both wrong
@Beebster924 жыл бұрын
Brad is hilarious 😂 and I love that I can share this with anyone since he doesn’t use crude language!
@Jane_Dow4 жыл бұрын
That was Great ! He was hilarious ! We used to do the squeaker thing with our dog too. Dog caught on & was NOT happy.
@longlivechanka77752 жыл бұрын
Wow just wow this was one of the best shows I’ve found in a while. HILARIOUS🤣🤣🔥
@pammcdan4 жыл бұрын
Southern accent is just the teeth! Had me laughing out loud!
@pennyb22455 ай бұрын
Omg he was hysterical! What a fabulous performance!!❤❤❤😂😂
@jennifer90474 жыл бұрын
Boy, Aaron was READY, wasn't he? 😂
@TheMrpoop12344 жыл бұрын
Beat stand up set I’ve seen in a while!!! Well done mr. Bonar
@NoorAlHaqiqa4 жыл бұрын
OK this guy seriously cracked me up. Thank you. I needed that.
@johnparks58564 жыл бұрын
Brad was great. Very comfortable in element. Worked the crowd like a pro. I think he will go far.
@LadyVoldemort4 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, haven't been laughing this hard for awhile HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He got me from the start with the squeeze toy, but when he got to the dove, I laughed til my drools came out on my pillow and had to pause because I can't breathe... I have to calm myself down a bit to write this...before I continue watching... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aamzies4 жыл бұрын
My dad got a fart machine for Christmas one year. He took it too the doctor 🤣
@TheTeddyChoice3 жыл бұрын
To*
@abbeysomethingnormal78304 жыл бұрын
My dogs going nuts lol
@suejeanheinz68094 жыл бұрын
Brad's combination act of comedy, magic, AND ventriloquism is beyond funny! I laughed until I nearly peed my pants!! Best Dry Bar comedy ever!!
@DavidandMargoSears4 жыл бұрын
I was truly laughing, alone, in my room at this! Hysterical! Thank you!
@ChrisHanline4 жыл бұрын
The comedian said "She's easy!" The guy said "She's pregnant!" The comedian was confused about why he said that. 🤦♂️
@antayafairless90284 жыл бұрын
The fsct that you don't even know his name "🤦♀️"
@ChrisHanline4 жыл бұрын
@@antayafairless9028 😂😂 did you just put an emoji in quotation marks?
@cinbeano3 жыл бұрын
I think he was trying to scold him for embarrassing her for no good reason. He also turned it back on the guy that said he “took a gamble” on his wife/gf. I think that’s also why he mentioned the participation trophy lmao
@janiceshepherd48734 жыл бұрын
This guy is the funniest ever! I laughed out loud all by myself!
@pg11714 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! He's freaking hilarious!!! He needs to have his own tv show!
@ryanguy4264 жыл бұрын
So nobody is going to mention him putting someone's hand in his mouth?😂
@mutanttugboat92664 жыл бұрын
I don't even know how you are supposed to react to someone doing that to you hahaha
@Th1sUsernameIsNotTaken4 жыл бұрын
Either a plant or didn't actually put her thumb in his mouth.
@TheFreeBass4 жыл бұрын
There's a reason he smelled it first
@mercy_faith_4 жыл бұрын
I like how she didn’t say anything when he did that, but when he pulled a card out of his mouth she cried “Ew no! Stop! That’s so wrong! That’s disgusting! I don’t want that!”
@OneTruePhreak4 жыл бұрын
I bet he won't do that one now.
@wildhorses30984 жыл бұрын
I'm supposed to go to a dentist appointment next week so I'm going to have to figure out how to use a Squeaky toy during it
@Alien_at_Large3 жыл бұрын
So far, this is my dog's favorite comedian.
@Steve-Cross2 жыл бұрын
I could listen to and watch this guy all day. One of the best comedians I've ever seen. I am hurting from laughing. I am in the UK and never seen him before. He should be a big international star. Thank you. 😂🤣😂🤣
@c-LAW4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious in tears!
@slicelifetv4 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedy shows I’ve ever seen. Super funny.
@TheMrChristopherS4 жыл бұрын
What was the spark thing he used I wanna get one
@wxb2004 жыл бұрын
Its called a spark thing...
@ChildofGodforevr4 жыл бұрын
Louis Rubens 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@daleleisenring42752 жыл бұрын
I howled til I had side stiches!! Brad has such a nice twisted sense of humor that's applicable to real world situations.
@periodicboutsofintelligenc77894 жыл бұрын
So many bad edits from dry bar.. but gotta love the jokes..
@Paranitis4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've been noticing that. All of these bigger videos called "full special" and then things are obviously edited to be out of order. I dunno if there was some accidental swearing they had to edit around or what, but it's very distracting.
@DillHurley74 жыл бұрын
I learned recently that almost every special since the beginning of time is filmed over the course of two or three nights. They wear the same clothes, and do the same exact set. Then editors pick out the best versions and put it all together for a special.
@BasilRefaey803 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect that at the end.... OMG this is an epic comedian magician of all time
@El_Chompo4 жыл бұрын
One time my friend David brought to school some kind of remote fart device that he could put somewhere and every time he pressed a button it cycled through 6 or 7 pretty raunchy sounding fart noises. We had a teacher who couldn't tell that the noises were fake. At first she was just like "Wow!" and surprised looks and sounds. But after a while she was asking David to "Control himself" and eventually asked him to leave the room until he could "control himself" it was hilarious. She was saying things like "Wow David what is the cause of all this?". And David would as seriously as he could muster but still with a grin on his face "I just don't know what it could be! I'm so sorry!"
@cjon42563 жыл бұрын
Trying to remember the last time a laughed so hard. I almost wet my pants.
@williammason97892 жыл бұрын
I don't normally forward DryBar. But I did forward this to my daughter
@ElektroLUDIKITS4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a genius.
@mwebb14954 жыл бұрын
" *SHE DIED TWO HOURS AGO* "
@j3ah0o4 жыл бұрын
at the mammogram I almost spat a mouth full of drink!
@peterjames15964 жыл бұрын
One of the best performances I’ve ever seen
@DarknoorX4 жыл бұрын
Less than 200 dislikes. This guy is DIFFERENT and badass.
@Gothamauto2 жыл бұрын
Incredibly funny and entertaining!
@scooby452474 жыл бұрын
Dr : "turn your head and cough." Brad : SQueaKY
@lauraclark22925 ай бұрын
That’s why we call it “men-straight” 😂! I seriously woke up my family laughing at this!!! 😂
@MeasAgun4 жыл бұрын
Now, this guy's really good!!!
@AnnieWarriorPrincess4 жыл бұрын
The card trick with Kansas City ... I have never laughed so hard!!!! Crying still!!
@zoetaylor91914 жыл бұрын
I had this on while my cats were in the room and they kept looking for the squeaky toy 😂
@MatheusYami2 жыл бұрын
He was amazingly funny and charismatic during the whole show, he is not only a great comedian and magician, but a true entreteiner and I just loved it!
@AIBustos4 жыл бұрын
This guy killed it 😂
@markiahendrix603 жыл бұрын
THAT was an awesome Show... BRAVO to BRAD BONAR !!! Those parts at the end were especially funny ! 🤣🤣 Good audience as well...
@KryptKicker54 жыл бұрын
This was an amazing show!!!
@kylecrs3 жыл бұрын
This guy is an absolute blast!
@Twingirls71004 жыл бұрын
I have teenage twin girls and a dog that loves squeaky toys - can totally relate
@nikiTricoteuse4 жыл бұрын
I heard that if you have teenagers you should get a dog. So that when you get home at least someone is happy to see you. 😎
@Hellsong894 жыл бұрын
So twins and the dog loves squeaky toys.. that makes birthday presents much easier to get, though they might fight over toys a lot so not optimal thing.
@Twingirls71004 жыл бұрын
That is so true! Girls only emerge when hungry, but the dog will always be there for me
@pattymelt65774 жыл бұрын
Yikes! Two turn teen the same time? Having a moment of silence to show my respect.
@grannyshore18614 жыл бұрын
This guy Brad is super good. He really did it all. Such laughs. I enjoyed his show very much, and he does deserve many thumbs up. Thank you.
@KmtNubian944 жыл бұрын
comedy and magic?? fantastic showing
@floydaltonmiller4 жыл бұрын
Great performance.
@susieohanlon5334 жыл бұрын
Dude, I just stumbled across your post. You're hilarious!! . I've seen SO MANY MANY wannabe comedians. I loved every bit of your show. Please let us know when you can come to Central California. I'll be there.. .YOU'RE AWESOME!! .
@valeriyrotar94823 жыл бұрын
He's from Sacramento. I'm sure you'll be able to see him live when quarantine is over.
@pricetaylor934 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day! Thank you for your awesome sense of humor Brad!!
@beckyspindler21534 жыл бұрын
Oh thank you so very much I have not laughed so much at 1 time in a long time I so needed this thank you
@mrreymundo53834 жыл бұрын
I saw this routine in person some time ago. This guy is super good. It isn't as easy as it looks!
@edwardbaker80164 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much sales increased for squeaky toys
@pleochroic2 жыл бұрын
What a great mix of comedy and stage magic, and he had fabulous audience rapport. Exceptional! (I wonder how many of us are going to get a squeak toy tomorrow. ;)
@SnahLhug4 жыл бұрын
I died when he sucked on that thumb. 🤣🤣🤣 She wouldn't even fold it and held it up in the air just like that. 🥶🥶
@srinivasyerraguntla3114 Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard in months. This guy is great.
@KiDn0cuDi4 жыл бұрын
Lol I love dry humor.
@PBMS1234 жыл бұрын
That card wasn't very dry
@robertlafont91774 жыл бұрын
You are unique I laughed so hard I fell out of the chai three times.
@grammadrm49744 жыл бұрын
That straw is a real felony here in California!!! hahaha
@mikerussell25909 ай бұрын
California doesn't recognize our constitution so we don't recognize California.
@magnusskipton70674 жыл бұрын
By far this is the very best comedy I’ve ever seen/ heard
@Prakriti20414 жыл бұрын
people with ADHD do qualify for emotional support animals But, ESA don't have all the same privileges as a service dog. For example, a service dog is allowed everywhere. s support animal may not be. However, there is some cross over. A Service dog can also be registered as an Emotional Support Animal.
@epsilonsilver78604 жыл бұрын
My service animal is a Capuchin monkey. My condition is severe anxiety attacks. He senses it 5 minutes prior and rolls me up a joint of medical cannabis. Even lights it for me, though I disapprove.
@katelyn16413 жыл бұрын
There is no such thing as registration
@IsiahTomas4 жыл бұрын
That Robocop quote was made for this.
@ledgen954 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS THAT SPARKING THING I NEED IT!
@chueysteel4 жыл бұрын
Finally a comedy magician worth seeing.
@brandonfrost71374 жыл бұрын
I like this guys sense of humor
@toymomofthree78702 жыл бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS ORIGINAL TAKE ON COMEDY AND MAGIC!! I want to see him live soooo bad!
@doyleallen37624 жыл бұрын
Fun stuff. What was that sparking thing he used. I want one! lol
@aidynberry2604 жыл бұрын
its called a "secret hand flasher" and its sold for roughly 20 dollars or less.
@angelusa732 жыл бұрын
I was this video so MANY TIMES!!!! And LIVe your clean fun sense of humor!!! You are wonderful!!Y funny!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@RosieWilliamOlivia4 жыл бұрын
I did like the show but I like the offended comments more 😂