The Most One-Liners You'll Ever Hear In A Comedy Show. Brian Kiley - Full Special

[@patrickmcguire451]

Sometimes the right comedian comes along at the right time I really appreciate it

[@Skizze37]

Let me know when he shows up

[@WydeAWake-yc3tp]

Laughed out loud multiple times. Love this guy!

[@michellestocken1165]

No swearing is so refreshing!

[@johnqueen2754]

Yes sir

[@Gloriagal78]

Same!😂

[@kajlove1]

Me too, I watch him almost every night!😂

[@timmorrow9780]

Brian Kiley has an outstanding wit and sense of timing. I love his ability to put an intelligent, comedic twist on multiple subjects with perfect timing.

[@roxd8885]

Made me miss Boston, and the accent !

[@andrewc6837]

This is so refreshing. No politics, no obscenities...just really funny!

[@joebudi5136]

This guy was REALLY good. I rarely laugh. This guy has me in stitches and in rated G!

[@marthajohnston4334]

It's not funny. You're delusional

[@marthajohnston4334]

​@@joebudi5136rated G is inferior to rated X

[@tonimilstead5089]

I've watched this three times and it's still hysterical 😂😂

[@johnp.johnson1541]

Baby Hitler = deep politics.

[@WatchtowerHunter]

How in the world have I not heard of this guy before? What a wonderful, clean, quirky performance. I have not laughed this hard in a while.

[@richardkingham7183]

Me too, absolutely hilarious and no swearing either. What a comic genius 😊

[@qhorseman]

​@@richardkingham7183😊😅😅😅😊

[@kajlove1]

@@richardkingham7183Sooo funny!😂

[@leviefrauim1425]

Brian is a former writer for Conan O'Brien.

[@corsair371]

Love his soft demeanor and funny one line jokes, clean and funny 😎👍

[@randomgrinn]

Why is, "clean" even a point worth mentioning? Has anyone in the history of the world ever been hurt by a dirty joke? I'd really like to know how it hurt them. It's the same as people believing that seeing someone without clothes is magically bad. HOW is it bad?

[@lenom1289]

​@@randomgrinnIt baffles me too. I don't mind dirty jokes. What I cannot stand is screaming and jumping all over the place on stage.

[@greyberet1]

@@randomgrinn It may be bad for the person seeing you without your clothes on…? Just saying.

[@percyhawkins716]

@@randomgrinn A good parent wouldn't want his kids to hear it. It only serves to coarsen the culture and then it becomes a race to the bottom where anything goes no matter how disgusting. We're almost there.

[@benveach9689]

Most people have good taste and like clean Humor~We also know vulgarity is for the simple~

[@davidcarroll9917]

I love clever comedy! It takes real talent to come up with that many jokes.

[@bluenetmarketing]

It takes real talent to remember that many jokes.

[@greatnew_products7436]

It helps if you're married😮

[@darrenbjayne]

It still amazes me that even after studying stand-up for 50 years, I am able to chance upon talented comedians such as Brian Kiley who can make me roar with laughter whilst spitting my drink out. The number of comments praising him is a testament to his brilliance. Thank you. x

[@endokrin7897]

"Studying stand-up" 😂

[@darrenbjayne]

@@endokrin7897 Yes, for various jobs. Would you prefer I used the term, took a keen interest?

[@Tokinjester]

​@@darrenbjayneif you studied stand-up for real, you can't seriously say this guy is anywhere near the same league as Tim Vine, Milton Jones or Stewart Frances...am I right?!

[@joebudi5136]

I rarely laugh. This guy was HILLARIOUS! AND RATED G WTF!?!?

[@GaryMillyz]

@@Tokinjester The fact that you don't realize this guy is top tier means, in my humble opinion, you have zero appreciation for clever humor.

[@WildbunchDM]

Original nonstop comedy with no preambles.. Just pure laughter from start to finish. I keep watching this video again and again and wonder each time, why oh why have I never heard of him or seen him before? I wish him all the success, fame and fortune he desires.

[@woollyprimate]

I looked him up. I think he used to be a writer for Conan O'Brien.

[@GaryMillyz]

💯

[@LuckyCharms777]

@@woollyprimate Wow, he was on Team Coco for 26 years. Definitely need to keep an eye out for him, Conan had the funniest talk shows bar none. He could still beat out the current crop of talk show hosts.

[@edwardcurry8299]

I'm 73 years old and I couldn't stop laughing at everything he said. You don't know what's coming and he keeps you off guard. Very wise and intelligent humor🎉

[@tlworkman]

This guy is hysterical!!! Need more of him, that wasn’t enough! ❤

[@rayburnyarborough4695]

Jeff Allen!

[@jonconley4424]

​@@rayburnyarborough4695Who is Jeff Allen??

[@rayburnyarborough4695]

@@jonconley4424 Dry Bar Comedy

[@BernhardSchwarz-xs8kp]

Finally, a comedian who does not need to backstab and bad mouth personalities - using foul language and hoping that the public recognition of that person works as "click-bait".

[@uraveragemike]

This guy and Robert Mac are the soo good at subverting your expectations for where a joke is going to go. Some comedians are so predictable, but it's refreshing to see talent like this!!

[@micahmanley613]

Thanks for putting that into words for me!

[@becauseIrock]

Is Robert Mac clean comedy, too? I've never heard of him, but might have to check him out, if he is!

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

This is quality and quantity in one happy package.

[@HYMC868]

That's what she said

[@Snuggles_the_Unholy]

@@HYMC868 >*rimshot*

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

​@@HYMC868she said happy package, not small package, so don't get excited thinking you're going to score.

[@curtrice6060]

Brian is one of best I’ve seen in years ! 😍

[@Freeman361]

Nice.

[@kevincawthon8618]

This guy is one of the best comedians ever!

Great jokes, with no cursing or strong language. Very talented 👏

[@xenocephalus]

Shows you can be absolutely hilarious telling mature, intelligent jokes without being raunchy. Really excellent.

[@danjwalker]

Seinfeld is the master of that. I saw him live roughly a decade ago. Every joke was completely new, no rehashes, and clean. He was amazing.

[@immasista6537]

Amen!

[@joebudi5136]

That is not easy to do. This guy is wow!

[@FrankPCarpi]

​@thesadwolf I'm going to have to look for his stand-up comedy. I never got into watching the TV show, but I don't really watch much TV.

[@guntertorfs6486]

" We don't have a pool " still trying to recuperate from that...

[@AlderLatitude57]

I am "a certain age", and the ACME joke was an unexpected pure pleasure. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@unclebob53703]

beep beep!

[@terencefinnegan]

​@@edithdlp8045😂😂😂😂😢 2:00 SW😢 pm no😅 up at mo

[@novtek]

​@@edithdlp8045You saw re-runs. I saw them new in the early 70's.

[@rkarnes6304]

They were new in the 60s. I know, because I saw them then.

[@rkarnes6304]

Does anyone remember Johnny Quest? If you do, tell me the name of his dog and his sidekick.

[@MesaGuitarGuy]

well done! I haven't laughed this much in a long time

[@TomahawkKid56]

What a joy, I wish I could remember just a few of his jokes for when I next go out. 24 minutes of sheer fun, and call me old fashioned but not one swear word!

[@Shermanbay]

His entire routine can be characterized as "garden path" comedy. He leads you down a garden path, then takes an unexpected turn.

[@haidijerlstrom6619]

I'm telling my sons to surprise me when I die about bury me or cremated me !!!!! That's a classic !!!! I haven't stopped belly gut laffing for last 13 1/2 minutes ....I can't stop smirking and I'm about to cramp out here listening to you !!! You are out of your genius mind I love you!!!!@@ an equal to Robin Williams processing and wit . You can do it all !!!!

[@IamGoen]

Ditto 🤣

[@kathyduby8150]

You're never too old. Funny is funny. Thank you, Brian.

[@cindyroy8541]

Hillarius!! Charming!! Clean humour. This guy is a riot!! Love it Love it. 🥰😂🤣😂thanks for the laughs. 👏👏

[@denysarcuri1213]

"Hilarious." I agree.

[@cindyroy8541]

@@denysarcuri1213 😎👍

[@wadewright1193]

This guy is really great at comedy!I love his sense of humor.

[@ChristmasTrain1225]

This was awesome. I had tears laughing. This goes to show you that no vulgar words are needed for a comedian to be funny. Loved it.

[@djames6999]

Am I the only one hearing “mmm mmm mmm” after every joke?? Lmao I love this guy, he’s stifling his own laughter because he’s that hilarious lmfao

[@marydillonsalai8985]

It’s driving me crazy, I’m finding it extremely distracting.

[@denysarcuri1213]

I agree, but you've got to admit that was pretty funny stuff.@@marydillonsalai8985

[@peggyB7835]

It's more of a grunt. I would bet that he has Tourette's. Probably why he's so good at one-liners. He can be hilarious while working through a disability.

[@BarackObamaJedi]

​@@peggyB7835that would be so much more commendable if his condition is not just your wishful supposition

[@richpotter]

​@@marydillonsalai8985 Agreed. I found it very distracting too. If it is a disability, he needs to highlight it. If you're standing on a standup comedy stage with an elephant, you need to acknowledge the elephant.

[@malcom5782]

Yooo, this guy has me and my family choking on supper

[@user-xg4td3gg7e]

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

[@philipmcculley5221]

😂😂😂

[@1972TJJ]

🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[@TerriYoung-n3n]

Sweet

[@lovinpapa]

Gotta COVID joke but 99.9% chance you won't get it....

[@winonamassingill7895]

A lot of people think 🤔 this guy is funny. I caught some of his jokes and I thought they were funny but a lot of them passed right over my head. Maybe because I’m a 79 year old woman. Maybe I would have understood more of them if I had been younger. 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂

[@WeatherDude556]

How have I not heard of this guy until now.? He is so good.

[@philm.8756]

Wow! Glad I gave him a chance. Very, very funny!! Outstanding and clever.

[@Firecracker66]

This guy has phenomenal timing

[@meirahand]

Also great memory. Unlike story telling or observational comedy, this requires remembering a 100 unrelated jokes delivered in smooth speed AND perfect timing.

[@grtjr71]

Now if he was just funny

[@SPDFRK]

He has cadence.

[@marioalejandro7549]

And memory

[@johnqueen2754]

It's called dry humor, Jerry Seinfeld made millions of this type of comedy

[@richardpayton9671]

His delivery and timing are pitch perfect! "We don't HAVE a pool". "We were told we were unable to have children (pause) by our landlord". Combine it with the low key delivery and you have the perfect routine!

[@arleneweiss3199]

Wow! This guy had me rolling from start to finish, so many wind-ups (I love wind-ups!) with twists you don't see coming! Way too funny every joke a winner and so is he! Hope to see much more of this very talented comedian, Bravo Brian Kiley!

[@Kyle-vb3fz]

“Strangle a teenage Hitler…” I was laughing so hard.

[@johnrborges2363]

It's 11:30pm on Friday night and I woke my wife up because I was laughing so loud. I'm shopping on Amazon and listening to this guy. 🧑🏻🤣😄

[@alvarohernandez5341]

This is an extremely talented comedian. I hope to see more of him. Best of luck to you, and thank you for your humor!

[@johndutton3679]

I call my wife pumpkin because she gets smashed around the holidays is one of the best one-liners known to mankind. I used to hire this guy on Martha's Vineyard and he's one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Breath of fresh air in the comedy business!

[@GaryMillyz]

You went and picked maybe the 50th best joke in this video alone. Amazing how different people's sense of humor can be. There are seriously dozens of better/more creative jokes here.

[@johndutton3679]

​@@GaryMillyzthat's a really good point because after every show I produced I would have people come up to me and say the second guy was the best ever and within minutes another person would say the worst. It's kind of interesting how that works. Just a matter of taste

[@rainacherienne1010]

This man is so good! I think even the best on Dry Bar. First time I see him, please more!

[@joebudi5136]

I rarely laugh at jokes anymore. Laughed the whole way through. This guy is A Grade funny.

[@OlTrailDog]

You knocked it out of the ball park, bro.

[@Howeverwhatabout]

Brian is one of the best comedians I’ve seen in over 60 years, if not the best, on so many levels.

[@PK-blue]

So good! Didn’t expect to watch the whole thing but I was hooked from start to finish and had a good laugh. Thank you Brian!

[@CarolVond]

THIS is the BEST stand-up I've ever heard of.

[@jayceewedmak9524]

Robert Mac is excellent as well 👍

[@grinpick]

The fact I've never heard of Brian Kiley probably reflects mostly on me. I like him. Good delivery. Very good material.

[@jam1870utube]

turns out this guy is a long time friend/writer for Conan O'Brien. I didn't know who he was either until Conan mentioned him while I was listening to his podcast, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, and he was doing an impression of Brian as if he were performing at the Apollo. 🤣🤣 Hilarious.

[@THP999]

Truly a lot of work goes into a set like this. Thank you sir

[@terryshaw3493]

This guy is great! He got me smiling and laughing through the entire act. thank you 🙂

[@scenestealer007]

This type of comedy is rare and hilarious! Reminds me of foundational comedians like Sinbad. Good stuff.

[@ajishgopan]

Class act! Jokes are so rich and timing is impeccable. Great credentials and so humble abt it.

[@pennyb2245]

Genius! Literally one laugh after another 😂😂😂

[@englishlearningtoday1539]

This is really brilliant. Thank you Mr Kiley

[@Certifiedinc2013]

This guy is the King of dad jokes lol

[@CMDRRustyDog]

Two words:- Tim Vine

[@joebudi5136]

I wonder if his kids think he is funny. . They don't have to being his kids and all.

[@robertmoye7565]

Such absolutely brilliant and creative material that really speaks to my generation (72). Enormously entertaining.

[@hairyhoudini5565]

'My Generation' was 1965, Who knew.

[@robertmoye7565]

72 is my age@@hairyhoudini5565.

[@bradleysmith9431]

17:30 "now I look like im a week old" 😂

[@DrStephieRaeGrenier]

Want going for that

[@CoreaKixx420]

Thank you, my man!!! That was comedy GOLD!!! Every single one-liner killed for 24 straight minutes. WOW!!

[@caricatureparty]

The toilet paper joke is great. Some of these are really wonderful.

[@jamesmack3314]

Excellent comedian..perfect delivery,simple and very funny.

[@seedsoflove7684]

That mafia joke is a thing of nightmares!😅

[@PamelaCulp-k7v]

This is my first time seeing Mr. Kiley. He is so flippin funny. I'm looking forward to seeing a lot more from him. Thanks 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤

[@IDWTCommTech]

His non seqitur humor is brilliant! A cross between the late & great Mitch Hedberg & Norm Macdonald! ~SW/BC 🇨🇦

[@kehtang]

a true comedian. no cursing and nothing below the belt. I can't believe that exists these days!!!

[@janislohman8125]

Havent laughed that hard or long for some time. Well done, gonna rewatch , thanks . GOD bless you merry Christmas and a prosperous healthy safe and HAPPY New Year.

[@kathyricks516]

🎉😂😂😂😂

[@pappydaddy7447]

Great job Brian. Awesome.

[@Patrick_Cooper]

His one liners go beyond the "Take my wife, Please...

[@JRotten]

First time seeing this guy. Great clean act.

[@mwhite1474]

Brian is incredibly witty. Great delivery. I'm definitely a mega fan. Can't stop laughing!

[@PleaseNThankYou]

About 23:00 when he said he started the mafia guys car every morning, some lady in the audience startled "OH, My." I laughed so hard. Poor thing.

[@UROCKLLC]

This was the one joke I didn't get, please explain...

[@PleaseNThankYou]

@UROCKLLC starting the mafia guys car is a dangerous job. Mobsters blow up each other occasionally, so they hire someone else to start the car (checking for car bomb). The idea of him doing that when he was a small kid is kind of awful !

[@AffidavidDonda]

@@PleaseNThankYou thank you, i did not get that one, too :)))

[@cherrypichick6782]

Ya gotta be Italian to git it! 🤌🏻 😂 Also, he was only paid $10 to risk his life! 😮

[@minutewithmark7564]

He was excellent and it reminded me of the OG comedy I grew up with. Bada Bing Bada Boom

[@brandonroskom5890]

i love this, definitely a hidden gem. Amazingly funny. kudos to you on this one, happy holidays and new year, live long and prosper.... 'Keep your Goals in Mind and Gold you will Find' CHEERS to this one! !! - Brian Kiley. I'm only half way thru sending this, love the drybar, love your jokes! i expect to see you again for sure.

[@_Lazare]

Same here

[@AgostinoMaiello]

What an amazing set. Approx 70 jokes, and they're all good. Brilliant!

[@WolcottWu]

Quite a relief from headliners who cannot form a sentence with the word "MF".

[@bback4078]

Oh, this was so, so good! Huge kudos!

[@steveblanchard9473]

So brilliant to be made to laugh without a single swear word....

[@marthy33]

The most one-liners is also THE BEST. Thanks for this fantastic video.

[@joefischetti2383]

My first time hearing Brian Kiley, I’ve never even heard of him before. He’s extremely funny and now I’m a fan. I really enjoyed the entire show and I wished it were longer, so I had to play it again and laughed hard 2 times. I’ll look for other stuff by him. The man is super clever, a comedy genius. I see a bit of Rodney Dangerfield and Steven Wright which is succinct, rapid fire and all meat and potatoes. I look forward to more!

[@mafr95]

Haha This guy is brilliant.

[@marcylinane5977]

Oh my goodness, how funny is this guy!!! Non stop rolling on the floor laughing 😂

[@midwestslotdiva]

I'm so glad this showed up in my feed. He's hilarious and clean

[@jackieboyette2999]

😂😅🎉oh my gosh..clean comedy at its best...thank you!!!

[@chrissmurray255]

Super stuff. Some real laugh-out-loud moments there.

[@midwestslotdiva]

I'm so glad this showed up in my feed. He's hilarious and clean😂

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

Kiley is a Steven Wright for the post-pandemic times. Funny guy!

[@raymondschneider5217]

Sooooo funny!!! Just had you awaiting through entire set. Bring 'im back!! Y'all Be Safe!

[@Leadeshipcoach]

Absolutely FANTASTIC!!!!!

[@fakeologist1]

Love this guy

[@djfreshjdeon6183]

He should play Deadpool’s Dad 😂😂😂

[@candyr85]

Thank you! I couldn’t figure out who he reminded me of 😂😂😂

[@waynedawson4948]

Genius level comedy! Loved it

[@lorigreenberg4797]

So hilarious exhausted from laughing so much!

[@HappilyAnonymousGirl]

That was the quickest 24 minutes ever. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@nassermj7671]

This is GOOD. He beats all

[@jackiesanders1561]

I thoroughly enjoyed this show!!!

[@IPBullets]

Love this guy! Had me in tears a few times 😢😅

[@SillyDomo34]

Had a bad day and I’m so glad I clicked on this video made me laugh and made my night better! Thank you.

[@riverbender9898]

Brilliant!

[@pnkbiankii]

Great material and delightful presentation!👍

[@mareezy]

My favorite comedian 😊

[@ttknight1219]

Absolutely Hilarious!!!😂😂😂

[@RicoCosta317]

He reminds me of Dangerfield on Xanax. Al he had to do was throw in a few I don't get no respects and What a crowds and he woulda nailed it 😂😂😂

[@carolmassenburg6933]

Awesome❤Very clean & FUNNY as heck❤

[@johndonofrio5465]

This guy is the best comedian I’ve seen so far on Drybar

[@SteveStokesCouselling]

I have watched this at least a dozen times and I still laugh in the same places. Perfect

[@Fuliginosus]

Never heard of this guy, but he's a laugh riot!