The Truth About Texas. Dry Bar Comedy

[@trkddy]

If you're more Texan than me . You're Mexican 🤣🤣🤣 it's funny because it's true

[@Ethan7s]

The natives would like to have a word.

[@FupaDoncic]

@@Ethan7s they all got forced to Oklahoma

[@trkddy]

@@Ethan7s A lot of Mexicans are native

[@Sara86A]

That sure was funny😂😂😂😂

[@Mr.Autodelete]

It’s true though I’m right on par with this guy he is spitting hill country facts

[@evankane4993]

"If you're more Texan than me you're Mexican."😂😂 Im a Texas born and raised Mexican and I approve this message😂😂 this man too funny

[@MultiSmoke11]

My people didn't cross the border. The border crossed them

[@anonymoose116]

​@MultiSmoke11 that is absolutely correct. Which it's why it's so infuriating to see so many bigots here be hateful to Mexicans. Like...they were here first?

[@clrobinson1776]

I would be a vegetarian if it weren’t for bacon. Oh, wait. I live in the South where bacon is a vegetable.

[@nephicus339]

I mean, surely it rubbed up against or ate some vegetables before becoming bacon. That's how it works, right?

[@subnoizesoldier2]

Correct 😂

[@walkerdavidson4465]

I am from Texas and he has lied bacon is not the king of all meats a good smoked brisket is the king

[@nicthemickatx]

Facts. The sad part is brisket so high and if you want a good one you just about have to do it yourself. Guys now are throwing a slab in the smoke for 6-8 hours and calling bbq. If a brisket was in the box for less than 16 and it's done your smoke was way too hot. A fatty Brisket done for 48 in a cold smoke smokehouse is a sight to behold when done right. Your smoke is about 170 degrees and coming through a pipe.

[@jannettemason9335]

True! Texan here

[@saltrock9642]

This Louisiana boy really loves Texas. The best neighbors ever!

[@andrealmoseley6575]

I married a boy from Louisiana!!!

[@nicthemickatx]

I grew opposite side of the line from Shreveport, in the black cypress bayou. I lived in Louisiana too and it's the only other state I'd live in. I love my cajun brothers and sisters. What's funny, when you get out in west Texas a lot of them don't even consider us Texans but more like Cajuns. What's even funnier is when Texas was it's own nation, west Texas wasn't part of Texas.

[@irishpanic]

Texas also loves having Louisiana as a neighbor. You guys sure know how to have fun 🤣

[@RossArlenTieken]

Y'all are also the best neighbors ever.

[@k_h_nobody]

Very historically accurate. If you didn't laugh, you didn't get it.

[@P71ScrewHead]

Some ppl prefer to ignore facts..

[@lesterlaw8072]

God bless Texas

[@LogicalDisaster]

As a Texan, I was thrilled to hear the vegan jokes because you really never would think that a born and raised TEXAN could be vegan.

[@MimiDidi121]

I started to watch the Karen Read trial. Imagine my surprise when they all had Boston accents! Oh, it’s not Canton Texas?!?!? No 1st Mondays? Seriously, I really thought it was in Texas because I heard a woman was charged with murdering her boyfriend by backing up over him while drunk in Canton. I live in Western Arkansas so the only Canton I knew was Canton Texas and the first Monday flea markets! Maybe I should get out a little more.

[@markpenny9293]

​@@MimiDidi1210

[@ASMRyouVEGANyet]

Because we're tired of cowboy culture and see the destruction of our planet from cattle ranching

[@robertschwartz4810]

Prisms don't turn light gay. Mirror balls do!

[@willothewisps.7539]

The resonating truth of the Italian Mother comment, made me wheeze. Loved it.

[@ryuuhisakawa7160]

Okay but the Italian grandmother/Korean dictator joke was fantastic

[@XiAnais-bt9ke]

When he said he was more Texan I was like nah, I'm 7 Gen, and then he said "if you're mexican" and I was like, nope, that checks 😂😂

[@beatleme2]

If you didn't laugh at it …learn from it…an extra from a tornado film 😂

[@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423]

I was born and raised in Texas. There's a great stage play called GREATER TUNA . Texans love it and none Texans just watch it and think ARE TEXANS REALLY LIKE THAT ??? . YES WE ARE !!!!! WE'RE JUST LIKE THAT !!!! .

[@oliverklozhoff]

Never heard of it. I'll have to check it out

[@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423]

@@oliverklozhoff it's incredible. Two actors play all the characters. From 9 year old boys to old ladies. And these guy's are some Amazing quick change artist. They walk behind a piece of scenery and come out as a different character. But the story line and the writing is what blew me away. It's worth checking out.

[@margaretthemagnificent]

“Five states affected by a nuclear plant explosion… (scans report) Texas NOT one of them!” The end of that line is quoted in my house every time there’s bad news in the headlines but it’s not TX. :) Love Tuna!

[@anquinasraquel8897]

Don't mess with Texas

[@kay-pu7hr]

Yeah!!

[@deniselongino6769]

It’s not just a slogan it’s a lifestyle!

[@RazyrDiarmait]

Lol Bruce Lopez and Jackie Chavez

[@jonhdoe9623]

My 7x Great uncle fought in the Battle of the Alamo. Im mostly native American but yes ...I have some Mexican in me. I'm more Texan than you white man

[@parisholden23]

This is all so true. I'm a tried and true TEXAN!!!! ❤️

[@AKHWJ3ST]

Especially the one about driving from Florida to California. I don't know if it's possible to drive from the Louisiana state line all the way to El Paso in one trip. I tried it once. I almost caused a wreck from road hypnosis so I stopped for the night.

[@mimimonster]

As a Texan I approve of these comedians ❤️

[@testedtruths6978]

Not a Texan, but I am willing to learn..

[@oliverklozhoff]

Stockyards Ft Worth kid here born n bred. I love the "texan stoopid" jokes. Very entertaining stuff!

[@Jaded4blue]

Haha..... I'm sure Minnesota jokes are even funnier. Miss Texas ❤ it's just toooooo HOTTT for me!!!

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Love the Stockyards. Have a pix of me, hand raised high, on a stationary bronco bull riding, w a bull ring audience backdrop... Also have an original watercolor of the Riverwalk, kinfolk in Carthage, DFW, Terrell and Del Rio. Nuttin' like flossing the sand out of your teeth/mouth for 3 daZe when you take a dune buggy ride up and down S Padre. That be some serious Crispy sand, lol. 😄

[@crystalcakesalvarado6156]

Fort Worth here too! ❤️

[@oliverklozhoff]

@@crystalcakesalvarado6156 you're pretty cute there crystal

[@irishpanic]

We can afford to be dumb 🤣

[@res00xua]

Or Native American

[@bobthompson4319]

The stork joke is the best anti vegetarian joke ever

[@52156drj]

Best One I've heard.

[@withlol777]

I have great love and respect for Texas! 🇺🇸

[@emilymeyers6069]

I don’t 😭

[@Jaded4blue]

I MISS texas life... too hottt for me. Minnesota is just perfect for me.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

@@Jaded4blue Ahhh, the Land of 10,000 Lakes... Step-mom got her ARNP at the Mayo Clinic. First time that I was in -40° F. I was 16. Froze the hair in my nose unpacking our car. Ouch... 🙃 Ditto, but I prefer the Great NorthWET. Didn't know that there was NO S in that word, didja. Moved here when I was 6 weeks old. Have the webs between my toes and the moss behind my ears to prove it. Many blessings, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle. ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘

[@Sara86A]

Me too! I lived in TX for 13 years! My parents house is still in TX!!! Texas Panhandle!😊

[@Mr.Autodelete]

@@Jaded4blue everyone from Minnesota moved down here making Minnesota a Texas colony and you the governer

[@samkitty5894]

Drive through liquor stores...another TX thing. For when you're too drunk to walk.

[@maryellencook9528]

Fact.

[@ericgautreaux1752]

We have drive through daiquiri stores in Louisiana.

[@FairyPhantasia]

Last lady. Keep working on that delivery. You'll get there. You have great jokes. I know people were dogging your last video on Dry Bar.

[@grizzlehatchet1]

She seemed drunk as hell lol... In a sober town.

[@robertmickelberg3720]

She has to learn to read the room and know when to move on to a different line of jokes. She was dying up there and it was hard to watch.

[@shoezomaku]

I thought she was really funny (of course I only saw this one clip)

[@yyxy.oncesaid]

@@grizzlehatchet1 A sobar town. Where?

[@mySeaPrince_]

I have shoes...

[@Nomadistar]

I am from Oak Cliff & it is hard to find anything fun or funny about it...at least we have Stevie! I admire you for taking a shot at it & hope you pull it off!

[@dannytarrant5110]

The zoo is cool in oak cliff. Other than that yes it sucks.

[@yyxy.oncesaid]

How about the great Cliff or the Oak tree/s

[@FupaDoncic]

The attempt at gentrification up north was pretty funny

[@oliverklozhoff]

Ah, u gotta take the good with the bad

[@justinvaughn8051]

Oak cliff?? I'm from mesquite. Used 2 get my weed in oak cliff. I Didn't stay there very long

[@rodneearmour9715]

The first guy was absolutely hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carolkinney1327]

This Kansan respects Texas sooo much. But, ribs are king! ❤😊

[@Pax_Mayn3]

Texas is the best and worst place to live. They get some things right but completely miss the mark on others.

[@yyxy.oncesaid]

Umm,it can't be both

[@Pax_Mayn3]

@@yyxy.oncesaid Somebody says your mom weighs a ton. "Actually a ton is 2,000 pounds and actually humans don't weigh that much actually". This is you.

[@yyxy.oncesaid]

@@Pax_Mayn3 R,ok.Thanx for that information.We use metrics where I live so...... That Ain't me boy. No one ever has said my mum weights a ton either pal.

[@Pax_Mayn3]

@@yyxy.oncesaid That's not the point. Stop taking everything so literal.

[@yyxy.oncesaid]

@@Pax_Mayn3 R,why not? Is it wrong to read something and presume the person that wrote it actually means what they say.Otherwise how could you possibly know what the person is trying to convey.

[@yyxy.oncesaid]

I'm a kiwi so along way from the lone Star state but I do know that as a kid Texas is where all the best cowboy movies n shows were set . Probably was Hollywood but was Texas to me. Remember the Alamo..... Hell. Yeah

[@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423]

JOHN WAYNE: THE SEARCHERS it's a great western and a little to accurate for the PC crowd. It was supposed to be set in Texas , but it was actually filmed in MONUMENT VALLEY UTAH .which confused the crap out of me .

[@dovie2blue]

Not the "spaghetti westerns." Like The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Those were located in Italy and Spain.

[@keithg460]

That El Paso sign was put up as a joke. There are plenty of things between Houston and El Paso. Also, fun fact: New Mexico is closer than El Paso.

[@brett4264]

Shouldn't have ended with that last one. Really brought down the mood.

[@allmyheroeswearcostumes4347]

I agree she wasn't even funny.

[@P71ScrewHead]

She was drunk..lol

[@Umma81]

Love the first guy!!! Hilarious 😂 and crowed didn’t catch jokes fast enough 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣

[@effu9593]

I'm one of em, I thought Texans spoke slowly,ever see Rodney Carrington? He's funny

[@yolandaarenas6492]

“I’m Texan”, proud of it”!

[@Wynter_Heat]

Not the oak cliff lady at the end 😄😂

[@wnbrknisezlyfxd2951]

The reason everyone in Texas flies a Texan flag is to remember they're still in Texas...

[@salemprompthous3820]

El Paso: Tomorrow New Mexico: Maybe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nolaknowles9888]

Sad thing about that joke? It ain't that funny. If you cross the Louisiana/Texas border in Orange, TX, that sign says El Paso 857.

[@GaylaRoof]

I know this was 2 yrs ago, but chris cope is SOOOO RIIIIGHT!!! I moved to tx from IL nearly 50 yrs ago...best thing i ever did. I LOVE tx. My 1st impression was, it FOREVER, to go a "few miles down the road". Chris made me laugh so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LabGecko]

I was born in Texas, but live in France now. It's funny telling someone in Europe that yeah, we used to drive _in traffic_ for two hours to go to a movie and thought nothing of it. And two hours back home when it's over. Then when they don't believe me I tell them to realize that France fits INSIDE Texas... but Texas has half the people. Except Dallas. Dallas is about half the size of Paris, AND half the people. Not DFW mind you, just Dallas. Because that's the only Texas city most Europeans know. Those calculations aren't exactly right though. Texas doesn't have sidewalks, so that's a bit of an error rate. Oh I know, Texans call them road shoulders, but if you're speaking to a Parisian they won't know what that is so you just say sidewalk.

[@johnrooney507]

Texas had some of the prettiest and least stuck on themselves women I’ve ever met. I liked the don’t mess with Texas signs and state pride. Did once have some inbred refuse to sell me a six pack of beer even after showing military ID so drove a quarter mile and purchased at another gas station. Guess I didn’t look country enough for the first guy.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS... the anti-littering State slogan. They also think that it's their God-given right to drive down the freeway with loaded guns and a bottle of beer between their legs. Know that. My dad was born and raised in Houston, home of the 🎶 Mary, Did You Know song fame, Mark Lowry, and - yes, I do have an Ex from Texas. He lied to me when he proposed; thus, why he's an ex... 👍 True story. I'd rather be single than lied to.

[@mySeaPrince_]

Was your gun too well maintained... 🐱 ...

[@johnrooney507]

@@mySeaPrince_ No didn’t have conceal carry license, plus soldiers living in barracks were to keep even personal weapons in the armory.

[@nephicus339]

I think it's just because he didn't recognize you from the wedding.. i mean family gathering.

[@johnrooney507]

@@nephicus339 Was so strange, no racial factor involved.

[@DJMizzy]

First comedian: He’s handsome and funny! I’m here for it!

[@__-pl3jg]

11:17 - To be fair, Texas interstates are 85mph speed limits for MOST of the distance East to West. When I drive through Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama the roads arent as smooth and the speed limits are lower. Texas is big but the roads are hella nice because we spend a large percentage of tax revenue on them.

[@dovie2blue]

Not in Houston.

[@__-pl3jg]

@@dovie2blue - Yea they're going to be slower inside city areas. Im talking about I-20 and some loops around cities like Austin for example where its 80 on the loop.

[@keithg460]

​​@@dovie2blue Yeah, but Houstonians still at least drive 85mph to help speed things along.

[@stephentroyer3831]

There is such a thing as jowl bacon, taken from the jaw of the pig, which means it's part of the face!

[@belindaspechtenhauser6621]

Stephen, I actually heard about that Totally makes sense Good Lord look where bacon comes from ! Is it good??? Seriously like to know! You can go to HEB in Elgin TX And purchase a Large bag of chicken feet, Amoung other parts. YIKES 😬

[@jasonh6919]

@@belindaspechtenhauser6621 Bacon is just smoked/cured pork belly

[@stephentroyer3831]

@@jasonh6919 it normally does come from pork belly, but jowl bacon is a little cheaper. The strips aren't as long and they're not straight.

[@belindaspechtenhauser6621]

@@jasonh6919 So jowel bacon 🥓 from the jowel I take it 🤔

[@ravens6286]

"I don't eat anything w/a face on it. Neither do I, I take the face off". I choked on my spit trying to laugh. That was funny!! (@ least in my opinion).

[@gillifish]

As a vegetarian (not really by choice) it was hilarious 🤣

[@Kaniwani]

Yeah, that was really funny for me, too. Replayed that part multiple times.

[@billmarshall5040]

Same! 😂😂😂😂

[@cherylcarlson3315]

Tx is the best place to be from after 1 day of being there.

[@1bestfriend2u18]

7:13 paul looks like a chef after work.

[@Buck1954]

Texas used to be a friendly state till the Yankees came back in droves during the 80's.

[@maryellencook9528]

Fact

[@carlaaustin6054]

I like his humor. Hadn't heard such humor about Texans. This is hilarious.

[@Lostenoch]

The next time i hear "i dont eat things with a face" im using that "neither do i, i cut the face off" 😂😂😂

[@treyhudson73]

I don't wear no Stetson, but I'm willin' to bet son, that I'm as big a Texan as you are...

[@danielsalazar5063]

Back in the day I had family that live in del Rio when it was part of Mexico then del Rio became part of Texas thank God because I would not want to be a Mexican citizen the cultural is wonderful but the government not so much thank God I'm a Texan

[@29sojourner29]

Not Mexican, and don't speak Español. Yet, I am an 8th generation Texan, all of us born and raised in Texas; my son is the 9th. Yeah, like a real Texan, I'm very proud of that heritage.

[@SPetta-sh7mo]

Me too! We are probably cousins 😊. I am 8 th generation

[@ashtree336]

Stork joke was brilliant

[@andrealmoseley6575]

I so needed this today. So many fond memories!!! Still laughing at the Oregon state fair line because now I live in the NW!

[@andrealmoseley6575]

Soon as I heard your voice I almost cried with homesickness

[@1bestfriend2u18]

2:30 😄😄😄 2:38 😄😄😄 3:00 😄😄😄 it was sick once and now it's bacon 🥓 🥓 3:43 🙅‍♀️

[@keithg460]

The first half were pretty good. The second half were pretty ignorant and hateful. They should spend more time in Texas and really get to know us.

[@paulmcquerry6815]

Houston to El Paso is 745 miles. I know it's a joke, but at least know the milage before writing the joke.

[@robinright825]

I'm originally from Maryland (Md/DC/Va area). Married my USAF husband and moved to TX the next day. After a few years he retired from the USAF. But..... (long story) we stayed in TX. Now been married nearly 30 yrs. Had I known marrying him meant a one-way ticket to Tx, I would have sent up smoke signals to everyone back home and maybe they'd have sent in a rescue team and gotten me out of here. I threaten my kids that if they scatter ANY of my ashes in Tx after I'm gone, I'm going to come back and haunt them!!!

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

SALUTE AND PRAISE GOD for our Military!! Give him a huge hug for me, ok?? Four men in my family have taken the call to Serve and Protect, including my precious son (5th conceived, 1st live birth), who is currently on Active Duty. A resounding applaud and a thunderous THANK YOU, and to all of the millions who hold down the Home Front... in more ways than we can ever imagine... 🇺🇲 ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘ 🇺🇲

[@tylerd.5694]

Nah Texas is pretty alright. It's all about your state of mind.

[@effu9593]

Tell us how you really feel 🤣

[@k_h_nobody]

First half was correct, 2nd is STUPID.

[@JeffreyKillingsworth]

Bacon is the candy of the meat family. The only way to improve bacon is to wrap it in bacon.

[@Sara86A]

I lived in TX for 13 years! Miss my TX town! Red Raider Nation!!! Yes!!! He is funny for real...

[@marcelogaea1064]

As a Texan, 😅😂🤣👍🏼

[@noworriesmate5903]

The dude from Texas looks like sonny Bono.

[@DoctorQuackenbush]

Mostly meh. Sorry kids.

[@alanmott-smith9358]

LMAO ! I miss real Mexican food. If you play country music backwards, you get all of your stuff back.

[@skyjust828]

You think the drive from Florida to California is bad try from Boise to Chattanooga😮🤔😭

[@CabinOnTheWater]

All my ex's live in Texas. True story.

[@brandongovreau9218]

Imagine if someone went to a comedy club and the person heckled the comedian felt insulted and then said I don't even know what a joke is how funny is that?

[@shirokku3279]

Aw man Linda was way funnier than the crowd was giving her credit for. Like come on, do you go to a comedy show to not laugh? How high are people's standards?

[@georgina-a]

I was just thinking the same. Others in the compilation were nowhere near as funny but got far better reactions from the crowd. I wonder if it was because she was slurring some of her words, it's Dry Bar, and they made assumptions that she was drunk. Looked to me like she had a health issue rather than a drink problem, though, as she was remembering her lines well enough. I hope that judgemental crowd don't put her off - she was great.

[@RMBlake007]

ShiRokku3 - Yes, ppl DO go to a comedy show to laugh. But if you have to force a laugh....the comedian isn't funny, Do you want ppl to fake it?

[@RMBlake007]

@@georgina-a Judgmental crowd? You're trippin'. A comedian has to "know and read" their intended audience. She just didn't know what that crowd thought was funny. Not their fault.

[@georgina-a]

@@RMBlake007 My explanation is just as plausible as yours because humour is subjective, so wind your neck in with the digs. There is an emphasis on "no drinking" for this show (literally in the name... DryBar) & she was slurring, which the audience reacted badly to. I say this because the comments on her full special, from people claiming to have been there, are calling her drunk. So, yes, members of that audience *were* judgemental, for the reasons I originally stated. Yes, comedians should read a room, but they also have prepared material and can't just magic up a new set. So long as this is her normal humour (& a quick search says it is), matching a type of humour to a crowd is the job of the people who book the event. If her style wasn't suitable for their normal crowd, they shouldn't have booked her. There are likely multiple reasons why this set didn't go down well, but just as you and I disagree, people in the audience will have different reasons, too. There's no need to attack other people for picking up on things that you didn't.

[@Mr.Autodelete]

Hey tommy that ain’t weird at all like 20 percent of Texans are northern Californians I’m proud of you bud

[@tylergray6553]

Ain't that the truth

[@yahwehisdead]

1:50 "WOWWWW" - Alex Stein. Lol But that was epic

[@cherieagan]

El Paso tomorrow 😂 exactly

[@keithg460]

There are several places between Houston and El Paso, so it's like it's straight desert. I have seen that El Paso sign. It is literally a joke. There's another sign that says Buccee's: 184 miles. You can hold it. (Referring to the excellent bathrooms that everyone stops at)

[@Lonezewolflonewolf]

That last one, you could feel the slience in the room.

[@BeStillandKnowwithAdam]

That last lady had me crying laughing! I don’t know what it was about her delivery. 🤣

[@Karlalovescandy18]

lol that she was wasted asf and this the DRY bar comedy lol

[@GreenVenus]

She was funny af to me, I dunno why the audience wasn't laughing more lol

[@bobthompson4319]

there is jawl bacon that is from the jaw meat

[@Trijem]

Do you mean 'jowl'?

[@andrealmoseley6575]

I got the T.I. joke but it took a second because I've been gone for a few years🤣

[@anonymoose116]

I got it, but only because my parent worked at TI when I was a kid 😂

[@unchained81]

Texican 😆

[@williamsstephens]

I'm a seventh-generation Texan and a daughter of the Republic, so yes, my people were Mexican in 1832.

[@ericgautreaux1752]

I'm a Cajun and we eat the face too.

[@dreamweaver1603]

True! 😂

[@MrTekniqs]

That bacon tirade, Amazing.

[@laurakobetich9809]

I’m also sixth gen Texan and am definitely gonna steal that joke😂

[@bluemoon3325]

He isn't that funny at all. Not because I'm born and raised in Tx, he just isn't funny

[@AntisocialRedNeckNerd]

Howdy! As a Texan, I agree that we do NOT speak English. We speak Texan, y’all! But, the problem is we ain’t interested in practicing our English. And we can speak Texan and be understood in Paris, (Texas). . .

[@jdmonroe08]

I don’t know who Tommy Drake thinks he is, but NO ONE who lives in “Northern California” thinks San Francisco is part of it. San Francisco and surrounding is The Bay Area. Northern California is north of Sacramento to the Oregon border.

[@kathleenkirchoff9223]

At least a 4 generation Texan but one of those generations includes some Commanche and who know how far that goes back. Remember Mexico was first a Spanish then French colony. If the Cinco de Mayo battle had gone the other way there would be no Mexico and we would be eating crepes instead of tortillas with tex-mex . Of wait, we do. Lots more here thsn bbq.

[@sherrymorris9690]

I’m from Texan, Daughter of the Republic of Texas, and I’m not stupid! You’re offensive to folks from this great state! 👎

[@crownedcrow7745]

Old girl calling Oakcliff a "little bit" of a rough hood is WILD. In Dallas there is a saying, the further north you go, the nicer it gets. Guess which way is Oakcliff?

[@burlfaulkii6496]

Some solidly funny comics.. 😄

[@stevecampbell1308]

a loaded gun in their car ? They have 2 on them 3 in the car, flame throwers, dynamite, rocket launchers, bazooka, grenades, land mines and 3 angry bigfoots in the trunk

[@Rg452]

Funny stuff!! I embrace the sun rise in the piney woods of beautiful East Texas every morning and wouldn't trade it for anything.

[@adrienneharvey9140]

Always have the funniest comedians at dry bar

[@Clarice-rp7mh]

That one guy is wrong!! It is 746 from El Paso to Houston, not 546. San Antonio is a tad more than 546 from El Paso.

[@ryanm7832]

Texas. National. Vegan Society. None of those things go together. (ba dum tss; secession joke)

[@citadelblu637]

I gave up saying I'm from Texas; I just say I'm from North Mexico now, and everyone gets it.

[@bossman325]

Is it just me or does Jason Salmon look like if Denny Hamlin decided to give up racing Nascar and do stand-up comedy?!

[@TMHB937]

I love brisket but bacon makes everything better. Bacon wrapped brisket, 🤯🤤

[@clydeallen8681]

First couple of people were funny. The rest that followed were just plain mean and rude. Not a little bit funny at all.

[@Akavanmetre1]

Lmao.. I'm part of the Austin 300

[@Gwenrissler1796]

As a vegetarian Texan I absolutely agree

[@h7opolo]

5:09 i guffawed