Your Wife Is More Complicated Than You. Rex Havens - Full Special

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[@leojanuszewski1019]

This guy has to be a genius to be able to rapidly reel off (perfectly) such long lists of somewhat-obscure words from memory.

[@rhondadean5455]

O m g this man is so per pants funny. He must be a party every day to live with. He makes me laugh do real....love him

[@onearmedbandit9543]

Lots of practice...

[@dovie2blue]

The colors!!!

[@FigaroHey]

They've done this routine many, many times...

[@llddau]

Yeah true (apart from the “lip shadow” bit) what a memory.

[@tomadams3528]

" If everybody jumped off the bridge! eventually it won't be much of a fall. I wouldn't go 1st." ~Rex Havens.

[@tishacrowe6673]

That one was extremely funny I laughed so hard

[@ritaparent9573]

😂😂😂😂

[@jeanettaM194]

He just made me realize that I’m missing a few shoe colors. He’s really good and knows a lot about women fashion and cosmetics. Lots of laughs.

[@Psychol-Snooper]

I just discovered I have one too many.

[@Chris____.]

I just discovered I only have 2.

[@timothywhitehead4]

I am not missing a single one, I got my black and brown

[@jasonbailey9139]

@@timothywhitehead4 me, too...but I've thrown white into the mix for those times when my wife isn't around to tell me which color I should be wearing.

[@protempora1]

LOL

[@marybethleib8286]

Omg.... running through the shoe colors.... that deserves an award of some kind, so clever and impressive!!!

[@brentiers]

You can tell he studied Carlin, but that's not a bad thing since the writing and delivery are on point. Good job.

[@mrscary3105]

Agreed, he is using his timing. In time he will find his own voice.

[@d.e.b.b5788]

@@mrscary3105 There's more of his material out there, just search. I don't know when he created this performance, but yes, he's clearly channeling Carlin an a lot of ways. And you know? We need a little Carlin right now. So, Rex, go to it. It would be a pleasure for the world to have someone, perhaps YOU, carry on with George's work. Great work!

[@andrewhagy2209]

I was drawn more to Jeffery Allen. And Carlin’s style wasn’t specific to him. Robin Williams or Jim Carey. I find it’s more in the emphasis of the material and the phrasing, as the boys above me have said.

[@colemanadamson5943]

I noted the same characteristic. Similar but with his own style. And yes, he is well polished (from years of practice no doubt). Very funny.

[@superbrewio5250]

Definitely Carlin-Esque

[@TopDogTrading]

This is comedy GENIUS! How is he not more famous???

[@ritaparent9573]

My thoughts exactly. This guy is great!

[@garychandler4296]

Bingo!

[@ds525252]

How does Drybar get so many excellent comics, really unique funny routines, they just keep coming, this guy is GREAT!

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Awesome in every ..or at least 3 ways..inside joke😬

[@ds525252]

Rocarlos Davis 3 inputs✔️

[@AK-jt7kh]

It’s because if you want to be funny and you’re not allowed to be raunchy - it’s a serious challenge. So you only get the cream of the crop. That’s my philosophy anyways.

[@rocarlosdavis622]

@@ds525252 thanks for your acknowledgement of my sensational comments..btw I think that you really do care about me? Or do you like Cablevision way more??👽

[@ds525252]

Rocarlos Davis are you THE Ricardo Davis? What are you doing here? I feel very privileged to be exchanging with you Sir!

[@be1410all]

He is a genius. He is funny. He is polished. He cares about people. He delivers very good (and clean) humour. He is a genius. [Thank you Rex Havens for laughter, joy, and a sense of awe at your magic!]

[@mikelabor7688]

Agreed. I especially note the keen observation of human nature, and it in good fun.

[@canehdiandude]

The car names scheme was brilliant and hilarious 😄

[@heavenlopez3102]

I KNOW RIGHT!

[@MA-ck6kq]

I loved it:)

[@nalk20]

@ The Eternity Is the car you cant sell used because it is a piece of crap - You're stuck with it for eternity.

[@SuperKirezi]

That bit was brilliant. I am recording it for future reference 😁

[@ahashdahnagila6884]

@canehdiandude Hey, dude! What's life like, up there in "canehdia"?

[@michellesteimle9969]

Hilarious, today I was in walmart and walked by a guy on phone with a woman and trying to describe the color of a pair of shoes. "I don't know they are bluish?..." I supplied, "Turquoise." And kept walking. :D

[@HomemakerDaze]

That's bluish green right lol

Or caribean submariner sky in candle speak...seaweed wrap optional...lol...

[@Mexicobeanpole]

😂😂😂😂

[@sammynalla]

Bless you!

[@asherikamichaela8425]

You life saver! 😂🤣

[@calm.aware.]

This guy is THE greatest comedian I’ve seen here on DryBar. His act is well written, wonderfully performed, offers much more than just cheap laughs and dumb jokes. Thank you so much for this special! I hope there are more to come!

[@kellygarnet6329]

He wrote a book. Everything I needed to know I learned from my wife. Hilarious.

[@smartpoota9223]

He’s in the wrong profession lmao this man is actually a rapper🤣

[@izzy-ce3re]

thats what i was thinking

[@Zachypoo430]

He would definitely be a better rapper than some of the others now a days

[@catc6050]

🤣🤣🤣

[@maggsbufton1969]

No he’s not a rapper ......because he has NOT got a potty mouth.....not a single swear word spoken. ...Clean language ...is fast becoming a lost art...

[@pennsylvaniakate]

Um, there is a subset of rap that is clean. KB, Wande, Andy Mineo, Gawvi, Pettidee, etc. Pretty sure any music can be clean.

[@mikefoehr235]

I died at the mens underwear thing and wedding. This guy was off the charts funny!!!👍👍👍🇨🇦

[@inhizownimij]

I loved this guy. He wasn't butchering a dirty act by cutting out the inappropriate parts. You can feel the cringe-worthy voids when they do that. He made a genuinely funny, intelligent piece of art.

[@Marcelube]

That guy is a great fan of George Carlin. Incredibly talented, too.

[@dmrc43]

I noticed the homage to Carlin, really good jokes too. Love this guy.

[@brentiers]

Exactly. Bless him. We need someone that can fill part of the void he left.

[@Redfury501]

glad it's not just me that noticed

[@captainheinie6355]

Everything you said is correct. Loved your video. . Thank you. respect.

[@galeh6904]

I'm stoked this guy is around. It's true he fills the Carlin void to an extent. Smart work.

[@chitrachopra1947]

How on earth did he remember all those names...phenomenal memory!

[@kumamaotoiu]

I'd laugh beyond just smiling and giggling but this guy's writing is super tight. Don't want to miss a word. Come to Toronto, dude.

[@autoimmunewarriorqueen7130]

Pls do a USO tour lol

[@kumamaotoiu]

@Alter Ego oh my, here Ego again.

[@HighWarlordJC]

The carrot joke was really good. Also nice to see Carlin's style alive and well.

[@abigailramdass1450]

I LOVE him ,he's so funny. He really knows so much stuff about women. I enjoyed the video: clean comedy. Great talent.

[@ayporos]

Yeah he really catered to the female audience. As a man myself I prefer my comedy a bit more raw and dirty.. but I must concede at least he didn't fully pander only to the females by throwing in that bit about towel decoration being ridiculous. I really appreciated that, and I hope in his next bit he'll actually mention those 7 things women should learn to say. :)

[@jessicaconner1242]

Now we need to call another meeting

[@AK-jt7kh]

My ex using my exfoliating scrub: “The new body wash is...scratchy. It hurts. I don’t like it.” Pretty sure he used it all over. This comedian is bringing back memories 😂

[@merlinious01]

As a man, I understand his plight.

[@jayamilapersson4030]

@@merlinious01 as a woman I just laughed.

[@AK-ix3yt]

If it works on my face or hair then it works on the rest of me

[@celticphoenix2579]

As a woman, I not only laughed, I understand why he is your ex lol

[@AK-jt7kh]

@@AK-ix3yt oh man! I hope you don’t use it in your hair! 🤣

[@kneedeepinbluegrass3086]

Brilliant content AND delivery! On a side note, I can imagine him as a very cool professor or high school teacher. The one you will always remember and always be grateful for. 👍

[@neen42]

He's a former professor, actually.

[@kneedeepinbluegrass3086]

@@neen42 awesome! He gave me a vibe that he would be gifted in such a position. I ended up finding/reading his bio later that night, so I did see that he is a former professor. I just can't believe this is the first time I heard him... and he has been doing this for 20 some odd years! Love him!

Parole officer..

[@FullMoonHowl]

I'd definitely want to take his class.

[@caroliner2029]

Rex Havens is a comedic genius. His rapid-fire monologues showing in-depth research & understanding of female garments and shoes, not to mention female psyche and male-female relationship dynamics is extraordinary. What a beautiful and respectful message to every woman on the planet ❤️ It was incredible to hear. So life-affirming and lovely. Thank you!

[@runsontrails3091]

He was hilarious. The description of the wedding was a HUGE depiction of the modern weddings my Son has had to participate in. I in the other hand was married for 200 bucks.

[@kcat74]

Hold up 200 bucks? How'd you get that deal?

[@celticphoenix2579]

I can beat that. I'm a woman and got married for free. Ring set didn't even cost a week's wages I'm told. Wedding dress cost nothing. No reception costs. Best wedding ever...all of 10 minutes long.

[@adamclark9253]

Isn't the man's side supposed to pay for the wedding? That says alot about his side of the family

[@nonnyena4267]

Traditionally: *BRIDE's* family pays for the wedding. Not sure but i _think_ the groom's family covers the rehearsal bit. I'm _really_ not sure. When i got married in the 80s, my groom was an orphan. But he was also 28 & i was 23. For reasons i won't go into, i _insisted_ that he & i pay for our wedding. Our rings were free: Mine had belonged to his great-grandmother, & his was my father's step-dad's. My dress cost $35.00 because the lace i liked was $15 a yard. Muslin was about 75¢! My mother had friends from her church who wanted to do something for us, so i let her recruit them. We got married at 9:00 in the morning and her church friends pulled together a breakfast buffet for the reception. The whole thing came in at less than $500. We got divorced after 10½ years, but he lived in my house for another 14 years after that. We're good friends still. The party that morning was fun. We just should've left out the bigot preacher part in the middle of it.

[@markbrownner6565]

'the heck with it..we got an infinity...top that'......this guy is truly gifted...great delivery & material....

[@pragueexpat5106]

Oh my!, the bit about bridesmaid's excitement had me in tears!

[@oheyambrr]

So good! I was playing this on the iPad and my boyfriend immediately turned around and asked, “is that George Carlin?” We we’re both in tears at parts of this routine. Nicely done.

[@TruckTaxiMoveIt]

Carlin was never so clean

[@jdawg119]

“10 femometers, lady pieces, 10 units of woman”.. LOL

[@octolockg5059]

He has a point. How do you even determine women sizes?

[@lisaedwards1359]

@@octolockg5059 try everything on and not all women find this fun.

[@PoliticalWonderland]

My fav part! Gets me EVERY time! 😂😂😂

[@PoliticalWonderland]

vincent schoenekase Not even a zero! Wow she shouldn’t have ate that carrot a week ago! 😂😂🤣 (it was one of this guys jokes no offense)

[@nancyhanson5620]

femometers, lol

[@jackyyes]

Rex Havens is absolutely brilliant! The smartest and most hilarious Stand up ever!

[@ThatGuy-vi8ch]

I haven't laughed that genuinely hard in awhile. 😂😂

[@HighOnLife1985]

"Men can't tell the difference between a pump and a flat. What men do know is when you have a flat, you need a pump." By the way, this guy reminds me of Jeff Allen

[@daniellepatenaude3890]

I loved that line! Hilarious!

[@TheAshley9697]

I thought the same thing 😂 he jokes similar to Jeff and somewhat looks like him too lol

[@rosannaburt3048]

Very true I watch this once before and research looking for this I started Jeff allen lol both all throughout funny

[@AndrewVelonis]

Yeah, he said that line twice. Why do they do that?

[@adriandlobo]

Exactly i thought Jeff Allen went skin head!

[@Meggyp0p]

This guy is great!!! He’s so quick and deadpan and I love it!!

[@jenniferw1595]

“Part of the body is a desert and the other part of the body is a swamp.” Sir- you just described my Perimenopause!

[@ibleebinU]

This guy, Rex, is amazing. Very Carlin like and a memory like no other.

[@carlakool3782]

I agree!! What a mind!

[@rocarlosdavis622]

Yeah...he is very soulful indeed🙂

[@MegzeeR]

Oh dear lord, this guy NAILED it :D LOL

[@JennyG.COW5]

I think I just found a new Favorite Comedian! 😆👍❤️ Thanks for sharing your wisdom and laughter! 😊❤️

[@saraojala6283]

Thank you. It is like this for every area of women's lives....100 shampoos to choose from, 60 nail manicure kits...40 kinds of body wash. It's overwhelming to have to make SO MANY CHOICES.

[@NihouNi]

Dry Bar Comedy is the place I go to when lockdown is just a bit much. I'm so glad to have finally found place where people don't swear, and are all the funnier for relying on their wit. Thankyou!!

[@carlaaustin7223]

He's hilarious and I loved his delivery on shoes, makeup, and clothing sizes. And his take on sayings we have like worked like a dog. LOL hilarious stuff.

[@JayHazel101]

Great talent and memory, enjoyed the vehicle scheme that was brilliant.

[@quarantinedteen5458]

This man is not only funny, but Intelligent. His wife is a lucky one

[@denny3161]

Always amazed at how many comedians I've never heard of!

[@wallebo]

His take on car names was off the chart as far as I am concerned. This act is quite impressive with its cleverness.

[@dedramathews924]

He forgot about the Jeep Grand Cherokee ❤

[@wallebo]

@@dedramathews924 He also forgot about the 1989 Honda Crx HF.

[@IntellectuallyKurious]

The time and research he put into his routine is impressive. That car name bit was phenomenal- very intelligent!

[@dancharron7098]

this is the funniest man I have seen in a long time. real comedian.....

[@rainsofhealing4091]

FINALLY I can watch comedy again! No foul language or overt sexuality and raunchiness. Proof it IS possible to be funny without the 'rated R/X' rating! Thank you!

[@starrydragon5607]

Lots of Dry Bar is clean.

[@joshmorgan3588]

I've been a huge dry bar fan for years wondering how I missed this guy. He's gold.

[@jamflo2]

I have laughed at many of the great comics on this platform but I've got to say Mr, Bald upped the game another notch! 😁😂🤣😅😍

[@MArtistForLife]

"It repels WATER! This is part of a TOWEL!" ...still cracking up over that line! Delivered without missing a beat ^o^

[@spacep0d]

He's also so spot-on that no (straight) man cares about decorative, non-absorbent parts of a towel! We want a towel to be 100% towel! :D

[@MArtistForLife]

@@spacep0d I’m a straight woman and I still identify with that a LOT!! 😂 If it is called a “towel” then I will treat it as a towel! 🤣

[@cedarpoplar]

A man cannot lead without a woman close to him. We're all in need. God bless this man

[@coyharmon6989]

This is one funny guy. I not only laughed hard, I wondered how he remembered those long lists of things he named. Hilarious!

[@carynis1hotassgirl]

I love his respect for women and sense of humor.

[@abrakadabrah3031]

He has no choice...😅

[@emmajane96]

@@abrakadabrah3031yes he does, all men do!

[@rorobyn10]

Oh Man, this guy is flippin hilarious! Apparently I need to expand my color pallette. So funny to watch! Gave me great laughs, just when I need them!

[@amandaburkhalter36]

Wow, one of the best comedians I've ever seen! His bit about the cars was so so good! I laughed the entire time! Like always, great crowd as well! And when he was taking about women's clothing sizes and he got to size zero, I'm thinking, nope.... you're still not done and then he brought out the double zero! I used to be one....in 8th grade🤣🤣 he REALLY did his homework, I'm still in awe! Comedians REALLY should get more recognition! Ty Drybar ( NEVER DISAPPOINTS), 👏👏 and to this awesome comedian! 🎤☆☆☆☆☆

[@martinalgardner]

I'm addicted!!! Drybar is my binge watch 🥰💞

[@venusheeearth9249]

Same here hahaha. Drybar is my stress reliever😸

[@Skazoonit]

It’s really good medicine!

[@janesekillebrew8774]

🤣😂10 fema'meters! 🤣😂 Dude is hilarious! Had to pause so I could catch my breath from laughing 🤣😂💜💙💚🥰😋

[@danielbrown1724]

This bloke is channeling his inner-Carlin Love it, dope set!!

[@weezie19531]

Rex is amazing!! How does he remember all that?? He is fantastic! Very funny and a GENIUS!!🤗🤗

[@gloriachoi3663]

honestly watching this was like riding a rollercoaster of comedy, story-telling, life lessons, and wisdom. Beautiful.

[@bryanbokser0821]

When he's talking about the healthy guy, I'm pissing myself laughing😂

[@NM-xh9mt]

Retired auctioneer takes up hobby as stand up comedian

[@muthemba5557]

😁😁,you think so?.

[@ln9119]

Maybe .... retired auctioneer after a career as a marriage counselor? Lol 😂😂😂

[@cynthiakaminski9836]

My face hurt from laughing...I cried at his ending..didn't expect that..Bless You!! I needed to hear that today🥰

[@TheWriterWalker]

Thanks! You are not only incredibly funny, you are brilliant. I wish I could afford the $50 tip today.

[@Screamer1918]

He’s been a comedian over 30 yrs now. He also gives religious seminars with jokes in it.

[@spacep0d]

As an atheist I would go to those seminars just for the jokes, lol.

[@angeladawn805]

This man is epic, how on earth does he remember all that material? 😮 I'm gunna watch a few more times to pick it all up. Bravo 😊

[@moniquedekoning]

Hahahaha, I have seen a lot of great comedians but you made me laugh so hard several times Rex, thank you for your awesome humor but also the great messages and wisdom in there! I think men & women complement each other, I love what men bring to the table. It's a balance of opposites with the potential of creating the most incredible dance. To love and laughter! ♡

[@Bobbynohobby]

Top 10 Rappers Eminem would be too afraid to diss

[@jessicaprice2567]

FACT

[@ryotaarai3816]

Did he just include hand cream and foot cream on the make up list? 😂

[@JenLovesBenz]

Lol some people have a crazy routine.. I guess he meant just taking care of them self cosmeticly.. But yeah foot cream just reminds me of greasy toes 🤢

[@BothHands1]

Jennifer Adams i mean.... after you use the cheese grater on your feet, you need a bit of lotion to help the skin heal and stop burning like the fires of hell 😅 i know the heel on his foot is sharp enough to cut glass, and we love him for it, but we gotta keep ours soft so our mans doesn't feel uncomfortable snuggling in bed. it's a labor of love lol

[@mrpirate4100]

There are 2 creams !! isn't it vaseline for foot, arm and face !! O_o

[@BothHands1]

Pirate amd i use vaseline for lips, face cream for face, and body lotion (like gold bond) for the neck down to the toes.

[@dutchik5107]

@@BothHands1 you know your feet don't have to be baby soft for a man right? If it would be that of a turn off when cuddling. I am sorry, you are in an abusive relationship

[@myrad78]

Trying to pick a favorite quote from his act is like Chunk from the Goonies going through ice cream flavors... there were too many good ones to pick just one lmao

[@cynthiakaminski9836]

LOVE THE GOONIES!!

[@LWilliamsYoutube]

Wow! This guy is phenomenal. His writing is poetry in many places, and his delivery is exquisite. Very well done!

[@carolineL1124]

So happy I found this ! Love this guy

[@TVY2013]

A very gifted comic - much enjoyed!

[@PamelaCulp-k7v]

I definitely want to see more from him. He packs a lot of humor and doesn't miss a beat by taking a lot of time thinking of what to say next. FUNNY, well organized with out sounding like he's reading a script. Love this man. Thank you DryBar for the clean, talented entertainment.

[@carlenedean8382]

He’s super hilarious!! I totally love the messages at the end

[@richardbaylis9150]

Seldom have I wished I could give more than a single 'thumbs up' vote than this. I've found Dry Bar Comedy get fantastic acts but this guy was just wonderful. Witty, insightful, brilliantly reeling off tongue twisting torrents of words. Simply epic and had me laughing so much it was hard to catch my breath.

[@rocarlosdavis622]

The one who picks up the dog feces is the master of his or her DOG...delightful divine comedy..👽

[@nancylane8092]

Rocarlos Davis - That's an old Seinfeld joke

[@FCTinker]

Love the car model diatribe...very George Carlin-esque. Love it!

[@emilymartin7864]

Nononononono he gets it.... we need an other meeting ladies

Get oprah ellen and the candle / hand craft jewelry union - this is serious. And dramatic...

[@catc6050]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@patspencer1925]

Thanks!

[@miket8250]

Everybody needs someone like this in there life. Thanks for sharing.

[@abigailneace6768]

All i can say is this guy pays SERIOUS attention to his wife.

[@jimbubbatube]

One of the best performances to date. Brilliant writing and impeccable execution.

[@jdawg119]

“You sense that a sister has been wounded.... kill him” hahaha 35:55

[@spacep0d]

This was actually both praise and a friendly dig. Shows the herd-mentality of women, but also how they support each other (even when wrong).

[@kayingthao5072]

Had me laughing so hard and then tearing up to that beautiful ending! This guy is poetic. My husband saw women’s baby T-shirt at the mall and said why do they sell kids shirt in this women’s cloth it store 😂

[@markiahendrix60]

I loved his Routine... It was SO good! 😁🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very nice REX ! You were spot on that night! Edit: The ending towel bit was Funny 😁🎤👍🏻

[@hisforharley2022]

Never do your nails while listening to a comedy video, especially when it's this comedian. 😂

[@StopSignsAreReal]

There's a double 0 too 😂😂😂 Lol he said it!!!

[@JTuaim]

I wish I had his memory for lists. WOW! Drybar is the best. Rex Havens fits right in.

[@nathanspruiell8977]

Rex you are an amazing comic and an awesome person! I'm getting married in a few weeks and you just taught me so much! Thank you sir.

[@DaWhiteWolffie]

I'm a woman and I didn't even know there was a size called "00". Holy crap. Is that a skeleton?!

[@HomemakerDaze]

Yes or a child. Pretty sure no adults naturally that size unless short as maybe.

[@labrea654]

@@HomemakerDaze Uhuh. I knew a crack head that was a 00. She thought she was a diva though. What was funnier is that she got pregnant.

[@brittanyrenee9968]

I’m a 00 😖 and I hate it. I’d love to be a 3/5

[@noprogressionisregression6854]

, I'm normally zero or double zero. Let's not skinny shame please. some women are just tiny. I'm 5'2 and I'm just small.

[@noprogressionisregression6854]

@@HomemakerDaze I'm typically a double zero or a zero...

[@hotpepper7782]

This guy 😂 can make a fantastic auctioneer. Lol

[@dietmarkuhl-wh6ey]

Thanks

[@BorealHP]

I didn't know feel good comedy was a genre but apparently it is and he killed it. Fantastic mind

[@lisasweller6711]

You are awesome. I laughed the whole time. I watched this this morning when I woke up. Waiting for a blizzard to hit our area on the east coast on Jan 31, 2021 during the covid 19 pandemic. I want to say thank you and please keep doing comedy.

[@morganseppy5180]

41:19 "I was a young man once. It didn't work out."

[@norainnoflowers1551]

Rex just has awesome _DAD_ energy like… the _DADDEST_ of the dads out there. I feel like if I tried to fight with him bc *teenage a n g s t* I couldn’t last 5 minutes with a straight face because he’d just make jokes until I wasn’t mad anymore 😂

[@michelleoconnor6118]

He’s fabulous! Thoroughly enjoyed seeing him!!! Thank you!!!

[@cantseeshittles4679]

This guy is so poetic and artistic with his comedy. He is also very efficient and logical with it

[@thickdiva816]

He may have been the funniest comedian I've ever heard!! And I NEEDED a true organic laugh. Bravo 👏 👏

[@herrieb3241]

The sharpest most deeply and decent standup I have ever heard, and you go home with many life lessons!

[@Grunge_Cycling]

This guy talks like he gets paid in word count.

[@wingset]

Ha what a summary. PERFECT, it’s PERFECT.

[@rocarlosdavis622]

White Wedding 🤯🖤

[@bruble14]

10 minutes in and even i was a little winded

[@alltialti]

See, this comment is the first thing having to do with this video that made me laugh.

[@pmessinger]

Are you paying anything?