How To Cope In A World Of Idiots. Jessi Campbell - Full Special

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4 жыл бұрын

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@mobiusstripper7279
@mobiusstripper7279 4 жыл бұрын
I love her confidence, and that her self-deprecating isn't over the top. Some use it as a crutch, including myself. She's got the perfect balance of the two, with just the right amount of energy. Loved her entire set.
@aprilsilvers381
@aprilsilvers381 3 жыл бұрын
Man she would be a riot for a friend
@heathermiller5765
@heathermiller5765 3 жыл бұрын
Love her energy too
@Qolus
@Qolus 3 жыл бұрын
I can't say it better! *Juuuust enough self-deprecation. I agree that she's something of a role model, for me and my limping self-esteem!
@randomnobody6434
@randomnobody6434 3 жыл бұрын
Your right but my instinct has me yelling you look fine at the screen
@VioletJoy
@VioletJoy 3 жыл бұрын
Great comment.
@brandonnewby178
@brandonnewby178 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she talked about dum dum city, and then just validated her residency with soup and a sandwich. Now that's comedy.
@laurenc4138
@laurenc4138 3 жыл бұрын
I’m getting recommendations from dry bar that I had never seen and I’m so glad!!! This is hysterical and taking out the vulgarity actually produces insanely funny and clever comedians. I love it.
@il42
@il42 2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen Gabriel Iglesias? He's the best, and doesn't swear 😀
@kathyhollenbach7413
@kathyhollenbach7413 2 жыл бұрын
Check out Joe Devito. 35 min of continual hysterical laughing.
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
One of the ORIGINAL funny comics is TOM DREESEN. He has been around before there was a Dry Bar comedy. Check him out here in KZbinLand. Great stories and funny wit. He's still with us thank God. Love that man. He talks about his early days with Frank Sinatra. But he is funny without his Sinatra stories. Great man.
@lende5740
@lende5740 8 ай бұрын
Yes. And there are many of them
@glasshalffull4061
@glasshalffull4061 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! Jessi did a great job! She was confident, not cocky; self-deprecating, but not too much. She had a great vibe that spread to the audience. She made hilarious facial expressions to complement her stories. She also knew when to pause in order to emphasize her delivery. You're doing all the right things, Jessi. I'd love to see you at a live show!
@MissConscience1
@MissConscience1 4 жыл бұрын
She seems like that quality friend who you speak with after a long work day and she made your life a little bit happier when you forget about what makes you feel bad🤗
@amysnyder8265
@amysnyder8265 2 жыл бұрын
Cage free idiots!!🙄😆😆😆
@buradley1733
@buradley1733 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@effu9593
@effu9593 2 жыл бұрын
@@buradley1733 lol boo radley hahahaha throwback!! It's b rad hahah
@buradley1733
@buradley1733 2 жыл бұрын
@@effu9593 o.k. F♧♧♧ you. It's been a pleasure.
@BigWinWinter
@BigWinWinter 4 жыл бұрын
When she hit the "put the sheet over the car and she falls asleep like a parrot" that was hands down, hilarious :) Really enjoying this and I'm only a few minutes in now!
@zerocool4835
@zerocool4835 4 жыл бұрын
I know you tube doesn't show dislikes but i know better
@superbrewio5250
@superbrewio5250 4 жыл бұрын
@@zerocool4835 Do people get to a video and say "Nah, it's got too many dislikes to watch, go to the next video"...? I have never payed attention to the 'likes/dislikes' of any video I've ever watche on KZbin.
@smirky-shrugs
@smirky-shrugs 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah there's a lot of good stuff here I really like the mikes challenge bit. I put just about any halfway decent stand up in my playlist but this was really really good especially since it was dry bar. I like these cuz I can play them for my Mom and Grandma without offending them LoL
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
@@smirky-shrugs Then you will really enjoy TOM DREESEN. Check him out
@kittywalker2944
@kittywalker2944 3 жыл бұрын
I’m ordering a stack of sheets - taking matters into my own hands 😁. 💚💜
@butterflyreflections
@butterflyreflections 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she giggles at her own silliness sometimes. It's great!
@abbycross90210
@abbycross90210 4 жыл бұрын
I don't usually laugh out loud watching things like this, even though I find them funny. She made me laugh out loud, by myself, several, several times. Great delivery.
@chaznonya4
@chaznonya4 4 жыл бұрын
My neighbors know I'm alone, I have on headphones - now they think I'm nuts
@jessicaaguirre1229
@jessicaaguirre1229 4 жыл бұрын
Same !!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nmd33
@nmd33 3 жыл бұрын
Same here! 🤣
@rebeccahherdener2068
@rebeccahherdener2068 3 жыл бұрын
Same here. Usually ill be silently amused...but shes giggletastic! I LOL'd quite a bit during her time on stage!💚💜
@marirose756
@marirose756 3 жыл бұрын
Abby Cross My husband & I were rofloao!
@YouHadMeAtMoonPie
@YouHadMeAtMoonPie 4 жыл бұрын
A good day IS when you don’t put on pants until 6 PM! Great set!
@TheWillvoss
@TheWillvoss 3 жыл бұрын
i think it takes a lot of skill to do dry humor. You've earned my respect. Very funny.
@jennifergregory7364
@jennifergregory7364 3 жыл бұрын
"Read a book while you yell at me in Korean"!!! What a perfect analogy!
@lancelotdufrane
@lancelotdufrane 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites,... grocery store, oblivious shoppers, act like they are alone in the store. No awareness of all the people trying to move around them.... never ceases to amaze me.
@mishaanton5436
@mishaanton5436 4 жыл бұрын
Lancelot Dufrane ... free range morons. Lol. Being disabled I am very slow. Unsteady if not. I shop late when itz quiet. In the last 14 yrs I have seen a big change. A few yrs ago Kroeger changed policy and started getting on employees for talking a bit. This policy has escalated. What the corp doesnt realize is support went both ways. I notice ppl, faces, countenance. I would listen to ppl who's husband had cancer, they were well over 70 and working. Or loss of a job by economy of another partner. Loss of homes. Split families due to economy. We made the social fabric of our community stronger. Their new policy has 2 oldies ppl left. Young rude kids many of them now. Itz okay many of us around the community went to Hippie Mart. Just to be treated respectfully. They appreciate our business. Need 2 items from K. Safeway on the otherhand are so considerate. Over the rule helpful. Mgr help out w water gallons bcs late and closer busy. She said some trouble around, so she wantsed me safe. We have tweakers. This was a nice smallish town. Now 20K. Ppl are getting less empathetic. You cant be like them, it doesn't help us all. But like she said, itz hard sometimes. One problem is where are the disabled ppl? They dont go so much to K or S. There is lack of awareness. Lack of empathy. My new word for empty headed is parrots. In Denver I left in 1980 bcs of drivers. I used to think they were like the scarecrow in wizard of Oz. It was my defense non swearing joke. Sometimes even humming "if i only had a brain". I like the idea of Parrot Town. Maybe Tweaker Town too.
@100samanthamarie
@100samanthamarie 4 жыл бұрын
Lancelot Dufrane Hey Lancelot! That’s my mom you’re talking about! Lol 😝
@warrenphilips8441
@warrenphilips8441 4 жыл бұрын
@@100samanthamarie Hilarious, came to the replies to say this.
@100samanthamarie
@100samanthamarie 4 жыл бұрын
Warren Philips Lmao. Yeah! I cringe when my mom does that. Hahaha. Yeah I’m totally joking in case anyone thought I was being serious. I’m not offended. And I can be critical of people too. ^_^
@swine13
@swine13 4 жыл бұрын
@Rose Treiger this seems maybe more specific to your circumstances. I never get the fat lady following me. I do get the "sees there isn't room for 2 people to walk past and goes in anyway" even though im already at a point from which i cant back up without difficulty. Then they stop and stare at me like "where did you come from?" - except im 6'1", so their shock and confusion always surprises me. Or lately i get the opposite, with the virus. Make a move towards a shelf and the 2 people looking at stuff nearby practically run to maintain a 5m safety bubble. And then occasionally theyll run into someone elses bubble and you can see them thinking "oop... too close... i hope theyre not infected" Theres a lot of shitty things about grocery shopping for me right now, but that parts great
@PapaBushka
@PapaBushka 4 жыл бұрын
"Free-range morons", my new favorite term.
@strdseraph2765
@strdseraph2765 4 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely going to start using that and the phase " cage free idiots".
@andrabook8758
@andrabook8758 4 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! my new favourite quote ROFFFLLLLLL!!!!!
@koilamaoh4238
@koilamaoh4238 4 жыл бұрын
I call them qanon nazis, trump supporters...
@RoseNoho
@RoseNoho 4 жыл бұрын
I'll start to imagine tossing sheets over people...
@lovelace8702
@lovelace8702 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah cause you never do anything dumb
@patriciasarabia7834
@patriciasarabia7834 3 жыл бұрын
Banana Rats. I almost spit my water out when she called herself a banana rat. Lol
@user-cl6uj5bn2f
@user-cl6uj5bn2f 3 жыл бұрын
"Just free-range morons out for the day" bahahaha🤣 Everything she says about ppl in malls...she is me.😂
@nicoleteincuff221
@nicoleteincuff221 4 жыл бұрын
DryBar is my new fav. Humor that doesn't need obscene topics to be hilarious (which can still be funny, I mean, I myself talk like a sailor whos seen some ish)... but I am loving this style of Comedy lately!
@nikiTricoteuse
@nikiTricoteuse 4 жыл бұрын
Same. I think it's because if you take the swearing, obscenity, and racism out it actually has to be clever. The other sort just feels lazy now.
@ATRTAP
@ATRTAP 4 жыл бұрын
Obscene topics?
@nfgatorgal
@nfgatorgal 4 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@GMAMEC
@GMAMEC 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr, the profanity doesn’t add to the act and obscene sketches are cringe worthy.
@davidlane256
@davidlane256 4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Sheneman there’s a difference between oval and ob-round. Oval doesn’t have any straight sides. Neither does a scene. … but an ob-scene…
@Julie-wr8dj
@Julie-wr8dj 4 жыл бұрын
She’s a natural comedian. Bravo !👏
@comradesky5931
@comradesky5931 4 жыл бұрын
A natural? Do you think she just went up there and made it all up on the spot?
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 4 жыл бұрын
@@comradesky5931 Right! It usually takes a comic 5 to 7 years to get their sets THAT good. For an example, compare early Mitch Hedberg to his last 3 years before death.
@comradesky5931
@comradesky5931 4 жыл бұрын
@@joannaedwards6325 Exactly. I hate how often people say someone just has a talent. Maybe some people have a little bit of an advantage when they start, but you don't get there over night.
@gwydion1400
@gwydion1400 3 жыл бұрын
THEY DO HAVE TINY DEMON HANDS! That would be the scariest thing ever!
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 2 жыл бұрын
how do you think they open ALL our stuff?
@Ann_Wall-Chiasson
@Ann_Wall-Chiasson 2 жыл бұрын
I fully believe that raccoons have no clue what they're doing, but they keep doing it because they realize it pisses us off.
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
@@jv-lk7bc Thanks for the laugh 😄😄
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
You know what little animal is scarier than a raccoon? OPOSSUMS. Like giant evil rats. Ugh!!! 😨
@lorriross3885
@lorriross3885 2 жыл бұрын
Super positive, super PERCEPTIVE of the odd, weird and humorous in life that most people Miss . And the icing on the cake that makes her a wonderful comedian .... higher than average intelligence and the ability such unique and diverse Humanity! :-) yaaay
@101AMBear
@101AMBear 4 жыл бұрын
I love this girls humor I usually don't laugh that much to a dry bar.. but she's GOLD
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 4 жыл бұрын
Check out JOHN PINNETTE and BILL ENGVALL
@Joy.Elizabeth
@Joy.Elizabeth 2 жыл бұрын
Chad thornsbury is really funny too. Only 1 drybar special but my hubby n I laughed through the whole thing.
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
And TOM DREESEN
@vickyandres6922
@vickyandres6922 4 жыл бұрын
I watch stand up a lot. She is exceptionally funny. Excellent timing. Each bit is perfectly delivered. I laughed out loud many times. So glad I saw this. Keep up the great work Jessi.
@Joy.Elizabeth
@Joy.Elizabeth 2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest comedians! my husband n I love listening to dry bar specials n this is one of our favs! So good!!
@tropicalwave6665
@tropicalwave6665 2 жыл бұрын
She has a great voice. She would be good as a radio personality! 📻
@Fairy_princess214
@Fairy_princess214 2 жыл бұрын
She's perfectly fine at what she does.
@MegamanXGold
@MegamanXGold 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, she is legit funny, kept me entertained start to finish. So good!
@omegakrest
@omegakrest 3 жыл бұрын
As I’m watching this, and I’m only 5 minutes into it, I’m just laughing and agreeing with her on every word 🤣👏
@lindseyminard6144
@lindseyminard6144 4 жыл бұрын
I love the checking her car engine part. In my 20s when I had a car issue, I’d prop open my hood and sit on the bumper looking sad. Worked EVERY. TIME. 2-3 men would stop to help. Now that I’m a middle aged mom, let me tell you, I pay for Triple A my friends.
@-attemptingtherandom-2777
@-attemptingtherandom-2777 4 жыл бұрын
cute story : )
@a.k.4085
@a.k.4085 4 жыл бұрын
AAA has been my bff at times, lol.
@jennifers.3818
@jennifers.3818 4 жыл бұрын
😂 Omg laughed so hard at this bc I feel ya girl!! 100% facts! 😂😂😂
@davidlane256
@davidlane256 4 жыл бұрын
I took a picture of a cardboard box on my engine to send that joke to my sister
@thepresence365
@thepresence365 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno, that story feels like it might have ended with a manhunt for 2-3 unidentified men...The situations one puts oneself in in one's 20s 😬
@chriscuthbert2895
@chriscuthbert2895 3 жыл бұрын
What the world needs now!...great bang for mahbuck! A laugh can change everything....thank you!
@ktjovander
@ktjovander 2 жыл бұрын
We already loved the shorter version of her full special, I had no idea there was so much more hilarity to be had! Just fabulous! Loved the funny personal stories. Jessi is a person we wish we could invite over for dinner.
@LisaGemini
@LisaGemini 4 жыл бұрын
This girl is a riot. Get her a Netflix show. Stat.
@princess_glitzy424
@princess_glitzy424 3 жыл бұрын
whats it called? thanks
@kraanz
@kraanz 3 жыл бұрын
Girl?
@fakyu9252
@fakyu9252 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah....no🙃
@mars72174
@mars72174 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I just found her! Not sure how 1.6k gave a thumbs down! She's absolutely hysterical.
@Seraphim190.
@Seraphim190. 2 жыл бұрын
get her a new heart stat
@simplemindsme
@simplemindsme 4 жыл бұрын
Oh! She is naturally funny. She needs her own TV Show. You wish the jokes would never end!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@debbiehorn8263
@debbiehorn8263 4 жыл бұрын
Possibly the next Melissa McCarthy !!!!!!!!!! Love her. D
@tracyleekley1353
@tracyleekley1353 2 жыл бұрын
Jessi's range of humor is really astounding!!
@amybrookeah
@amybrookeah 3 жыл бұрын
I love her! She doesn't make jokes about typical women comedians. She is so refreshing and someone everyone can enjoy!
@annaks6957
@annaks6957 4 жыл бұрын
Instead of catching up on sleep I finished 43 minutes of really good funny show, thank you
@BrittBeeMcGee
@BrittBeeMcGee 4 жыл бұрын
She’s amazing. She needs a longer set, cause I could watch her for hours.
@goodenergy11
@goodenergy11 4 жыл бұрын
Britt Me too!!! Amazing 😉 ly funny.
@DrSlick
@DrSlick 3 жыл бұрын
43 minutes of bitching is more than enough for me.
@BrittBeeMcGee
@BrittBeeMcGee 3 жыл бұрын
Bulletproof Babe Pretty sure you mean case in point there kiddo.
@tdhawk167
@tdhawk167 3 жыл бұрын
Completely agree!
@PowderHeight
@PowderHeight 3 жыл бұрын
Only bcuz she's a white woman
@ItsMe-uf1st
@ItsMe-uf1st 3 жыл бұрын
"if you asked me an hour ago if I wanted to read a book as you yelled at me in Korean, I would have said no!" Hilarious! I'm loving her!
@greggibson2175
@greggibson2175 2 жыл бұрын
Best comedy I've watched in years, you rock Jessie , love u Darling
@jakyiasdenekawa4831
@jakyiasdenekawa4831 4 жыл бұрын
"I gotta to go box, I'm not a quitter... I finished it in the parking lot in my car." 🤘🏿🤜🏿🤛🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👊🏿 You're awesome Jessi!!
@mikeyeizinger1004
@mikeyeizinger1004 3 жыл бұрын
@sharont2009
@sharont2009 3 жыл бұрын
?
@pothospathic
@pothospathic 4 жыл бұрын
I too have ripped a holey pair of jeans from toots to scoots because I didn't know about the Ballerina Toes. Amazing set, I really want to see her live.
@sarahsunshine78
@sarahsunshine78 3 жыл бұрын
“ toots to scoots” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lindamaemullins5151
@lindamaemullins5151 3 жыл бұрын
Yep 😂😂😂
@ItsPouring
@ItsPouring 3 жыл бұрын
I love her! She's so cute I clicked on her accidentally and watched her twice when I usually just move on to something I haven't seen yet.
@thirdopinion8708
@thirdopinion8708 3 жыл бұрын
18:17 best lines ever. She is super funny! Her humor hits home on so many lines.
@missarielle2
@missarielle2 4 жыл бұрын
"Yep, that's my Cardboardator" made me giggle.
@barrylast8655
@barrylast8655 3 жыл бұрын
That's funny. That reminds me of a woman I know asked me how to check the air in hers. ?🤔?
@bradbhd
@bradbhd 4 жыл бұрын
please get this woman a netflix special!
@askdrillsarge41
@askdrillsarge41 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yes!
@makakowsky7042
@makakowsky7042 4 жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEES!!!!!
@user-fq4hj8yv2z
@user-fq4hj8yv2z 4 жыл бұрын
Yas
@Karina-uy1jr
@Karina-uy1jr 4 жыл бұрын
Yus
@PazLeBon
@PazLeBon 3 жыл бұрын
@G MAN and day.. and night and day and night
@hollywarehouse7938
@hollywarehouse7938 3 жыл бұрын
She’ll be GREAT AT PTA MEETINGS😂 My kids graduated high school, but if she lived near me I go just to watch!!!
@decruzyserao6994
@decruzyserao6994 3 жыл бұрын
She’s hilarious!!!! Thank you Jessie 🤣
@shalomamshalem2593
@shalomamshalem2593 4 жыл бұрын
She's such a natural!! I need more of her 🤣
@rixpix2957
@rixpix2957 4 жыл бұрын
"She falls asleep like a parrot"😃 Great stuff girl. Thank you!
@Nirrrina
@Nirrrina 3 жыл бұрын
No pants until 6pm has gone from being a good day to being everyday.
@godisincontrolamerica972
@godisincontrolamerica972 3 жыл бұрын
The FUNNIEST ON DRYBAR by far!!! More please!
@jennifers.3818
@jennifers.3818 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I DIED when she told the Obgyn nurse "his wife doesnt know hes here" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and talking about her husbad sleeping w his eyes open!! I died laughing!! I did that as a child and would scare my mom to death! shes HILARIOUS!! whole skit was funny as hell!!
@femcostarr8908
@femcostarr8908 4 жыл бұрын
One of my granddaughters sleeps with her eyes open. It will creep you out for sure.
@yogurLAPIZ
@yogurLAPIZ 4 жыл бұрын
My cousin did sleep like that. One night while sharing beds she was taking too much space so I woke up and was like softly push her to her side when I looked her way, I was so scared that I pushed her out of bed and just faked to wake of her falling. XD
@catc6050
@catc6050 3 жыл бұрын
I caught my ex-husband sleeping like that once, just staring wide eyed at the ceiling. Creeped the crap outta me!! 🤣
@eagillum
@eagillum 3 жыл бұрын
I used to sleep with my eyes open. I may still, i don't know.
@WestHaddnin
@WestHaddnin 4 жыл бұрын
"I know where I stand" 🤣🤣
@jayleigh4642
@jayleigh4642 3 жыл бұрын
“Your king?” Bring out the sheet, it’s nap time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☺️
@encouragingword1172
@encouragingword1172 3 жыл бұрын
She's very entertaining! Good job!
@TeamCat1128
@TeamCat1128 4 жыл бұрын
Love how she talks about being “full on American”. So true. Boots on the ground y’all!
@silvergirl7810
@silvergirl7810 4 жыл бұрын
‘Merica!🇺🇸
@michaelhertslet3994
@michaelhertslet3994 10 ай бұрын
​@@silvergirl7810⁰0⁰⁰
@michaelhertslet3994
@michaelhertslet3994 10 ай бұрын
Lppp
@googleedood9721
@googleedood9721 4 жыл бұрын
"That's my cardboardator" 🤣😂🤣😂
@jeszee1654
@jeszee1654 3 жыл бұрын
The raccoon thing had me rolling. I feel like it’s a true story that would happen to me. (We get birds in our wood stove a lot)
@noodlepoodlegirl
@noodlepoodlegirl Жыл бұрын
that used to happen at our old house! We’d open the doors and it would fly out and leave gray ash blocks all over the walls and ceiling, until our cat would gently catch it and bring it to us, we take it out on the back deck and let it go! Good memories. Pumpkin was a good kitty!
@roseofsharon7551
@roseofsharon7551 2 жыл бұрын
“Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible.” - Dalai Lama
@avypust8933
@avypust8933 4 жыл бұрын
By far one of the funniest comedians on Dry Bar I've ever heard!
@danepillay2272
@danepillay2272 4 жыл бұрын
You dreaming
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 4 жыл бұрын
Check out JOHN PINNETTE or BILL ENGVALL
@JUST-UK-JAY
@JUST-UK-JAY 3 жыл бұрын
hmmm you need to click more !
@christophercummings1485
@christophercummings1485 3 жыл бұрын
So in other words, this is your only time watching dry bar because this is easily the bottom of the dry bar comedians I've ever watched. I did like the raccoon hand grabbing nose part though. That one made me laugh.
@juliarunn5009
@juliarunn5009 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂 I’ve been watching a bunch and this is the only one I’ve actually laughed rlly hard at
@TeePowell
@TeePowell 4 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling there’s gonna be a company meeting at CVS headquarters first thing Tuesday morning.
@superbrewio5250
@superbrewio5250 4 жыл бұрын
The weird part is they will surveil you though as you're stealing and continue the surveillance.
@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139
@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139 4 жыл бұрын
This performance really picked up. Grandma'sattic... . priceless. The audience was a little dulll but that's oK --she did so well. Kiddos to a really cool chick.
@alikaandrade3435
@alikaandrade3435 4 жыл бұрын
To he honest, as a person who worked there, that is definitely company policy
@MeleePelly62
@MeleePelly62 4 жыл бұрын
@@alikaandrade3435 it's the same as Ross. Who's the real idiot's though, the robber or the management? I know they don't want the employees getting hurt going after the robber, but there's got to be a better way. 🤦‍♀️
@jennifers.3818
@jennifers.3818 4 жыл бұрын
nope, this has to do with what state and city you're in. In San Fran a person can steal anything under $950 and not be charged. this is the truth. unless they use violence, weapons, etc. but just shoplifting is not a criminal offense if under $950
@fate8068
@fate8068 3 жыл бұрын
I just got the biggest smile when she mentioned craft mac and cheese with 2 cheese packets
@iidesalis2461
@iidesalis2461 2 жыл бұрын
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@brendadillane
@brendadillane 3 жыл бұрын
I have had the “Kevin Theory” for years now; astonished someone else figured it out as well!
@sharonmadan6677
@sharonmadan6677 2 жыл бұрын
And Keith......
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
But Kevin Bacon isn't a bad Kevin. And I really miss Kevin Spacey. 😢😢 Re Spacey . . . . imho it's not fair to have to give up a successful career due to making one stupid decision. Sorry I'm off topic but had to get THAT off my chest. I watch this woman's video periodically to give my laugh muscles exercise. 😄
@elsablue3646
@elsablue3646 4 жыл бұрын
The Mike's challenge was hysterical !
@nunyabiznes5489
@nunyabiznes5489 4 жыл бұрын
Jessi Campbell, I wish I could like this a thousand times. You going far
@jaimhaas5170
@jaimhaas5170 3 жыл бұрын
This is my second time through listening to her....I am not lying when I say she is in the top 3 of all FEMALE stand ups I have ever seen. She has a humble confidence which is sorely needed in this arena.
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Compared to snide Joan Rivers ( don't miss HER at all) or a shrill and silly Lucille Ball this woman is even pleasantly hysterical when she is complaining. Her observations are right on!!! As I've previously stated . . . . To those of us who are easily annoyed SHE IS OUR HERO. 😊
@CharMinsky
@CharMinsky 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Jessi Campbell all the way smooth. You killed it.
@janeausten222
@janeausten222 4 жыл бұрын
I about died laughing about the raccoon. We have a raccoon problem at our house, but it doesn't even compare to hers!!!
@kirnpu
@kirnpu 4 жыл бұрын
All I can think about is that little hand grabbing her nose. Solid gold!!!
@landrel1
@landrel1 4 жыл бұрын
Definately worth the watch. I don't like things often but she earned it 😂
@julesthecat.
@julesthecat. 2 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious 😂 Especially her jokes about Canada 🇨🇦
@aprilosborn1886
@aprilosborn1886 3 жыл бұрын
She's hilarious, thought she was going to go into weight thing, she doesn't need to go there, she's very funny!
@hummingbirdhobo
@hummingbirdhobo 4 жыл бұрын
This is the Ted Talk I needed! Jessi Campbell, you are brilliant!👏🎆💟
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
YES!!! My local CVS has the same prob: underage kids run out with beer in the middle of the night while I'm buying candy...like a MAN...and they stop and look at my cashier and he says he's not allowed to stop them, so they ask if it's ok and he shrugs and they thank him 😵 Another time, the auto doors weren't closing properly. They tried that night to shut the doors on a robber and he pushed through the doors and ran for it. My work neighborhood isn't considered scary for this part of L.A., and THAT is scary in and of itself.
@robertnewberry1113
@robertnewberry1113 2 жыл бұрын
Jessi is hilarious!! Love her style!!
@DeanCainLover
@DeanCainLover 3 жыл бұрын
"You put cheese in somethin'" lol
@EnfinLibreNM
@EnfinLibreNM 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious. MORE MORE MORE!!
@rharris0820rh
@rharris0820rh 4 жыл бұрын
Unreal; Like she's speaking my thoughts.
@dsandoval9396
@dsandoval9396 4 жыл бұрын
You too? I'm right there with you. When she was talking about calling the police to permanently move stupid people to their own little city, i was like, "get out of my head girl."
@lovingmymcmahon3382
@lovingmymcmahon3382 4 жыл бұрын
D Sandoval Me Too!! Stupidity is running rampant these days... and we have plenty of places to put those people🙌
@iseeyou4291
@iseeyou4291 3 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@barnesj0007
@barnesj0007 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly lol
@michelemiller3798
@michelemiller3798 3 жыл бұрын
LOVE 'free range morons'! So spot on! 🤪
@beast6213
@beast6213 3 жыл бұрын
She had me laughing so hard 😆 this is my favorite DryBar set x)
@BigWinWinter
@BigWinWinter 4 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this again after 4 months and... minutes in, I'm enjoying this as much as I originally did! Such a great comedian!
@irvstahlnecker1107
@irvstahlnecker1107 4 жыл бұрын
Her dad built her an oven to play in. That one slayed me.
@BadassKaren
@BadassKaren 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for cracking me up Jessie!!! Best comedienne…really enjoyed this!!😄
@scottyallen9196
@scottyallen9196 3 жыл бұрын
This lady is absolutely hilarious!
@GodlyEddy
@GodlyEddy 4 жыл бұрын
Wow I thought people were bullshitting, nope, shes hilarious!! All the comments just say the same thing. Amazing comedian, had me laughing the whole time, like dave chappele, some comedians are just that good, every joke is amazing.
@kirnpu
@kirnpu 4 жыл бұрын
I know right? You tune in and it's average. Jessi had me from start to finish. Terrific set!
@BarbaraMerryGeng
@BarbaraMerryGeng 4 жыл бұрын
She’s good all the way through the set 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
@shawnietow2666
@shawnietow2666 3 жыл бұрын
Loving you! I am cracking up! Thank you girl … the world needs your hilarious humor!!! ❤️❤️❤️🙏
@sheherhers415
@sheherhers415 4 жыл бұрын
She is toooo funny!!! Can’t believe I’ve never heard of her level funny.
@robertclegg2609
@robertclegg2609 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I really enjoyed the "Perfecto! Bon appétit!" because she's WAAAAAY too smart to not know she's mixing Spanish and French. That's next level! 👍
@tzviru
@tzviru 4 жыл бұрын
nope
@joannaedwards6325
@joannaedwards6325 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I noticed that too. Clever and witty. She's a new hero. 😊
@kristJ25
@kristJ25 2 жыл бұрын
Bless! women stand up comics are rare but very funny 😅🤣🥰
@tinawindham6958
@tinawindham6958 2 жыл бұрын
Hey funny lady! This was so fun and refreshing. Thank you. Blessings to your new baby boy.
@CheddaFett
@CheddaFett 4 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed that hard in a good long while, this gal is hilarious. More than once i was brought to tears laughing so hard!
@37thraven
@37thraven 4 жыл бұрын
Anybody else go from feeling a little bad hearing her make fat jokes about herself (literally every big comedian does it) to genuinely laughing with her, when she declared herself the universal "brassy" American trope? This woman's hilarious!
@JUST-UK-JAY
@JUST-UK-JAY 3 жыл бұрын
WE think we know fat jokes but trust me ... FAT PEOPLE have heard them ALL Like I said earlier not a looker but she IS funny !
@PazLeBon
@PazLeBon 3 жыл бұрын
lol if she cared she wouldnt be that way, no need to feel bad
@user-ix4nq9yz8k
@user-ix4nq9yz8k 3 жыл бұрын
It’s just where your health is at, simply a word, a description, nothing to feel bad about
@kristinesmart6708
@kristinesmart6708 2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ix4nq9yz8k That is a great, humane way of putting it. Never thought of it that way.
@user-ix4nq9yz8k
@user-ix4nq9yz8k 2 жыл бұрын
@@kristinesmart6708 im glad you think so
@cynthialinn1120
@cynthialinn1120 3 жыл бұрын
I love her never knew she was around glad I found this.
@lorriross3885
@lorriross3885 2 жыл бұрын
YOU!!#😁!!! Jessi ARE GREAT!! You absolutely our brilliant in the way that you present and deliver to all of us!!!! And I visit this stand-up Show often:-) after I finish watching this time, I'm going to look up other things you've done in places you've been. And even places you're going I would love to see you live that would be so fun!! Take good care love to your family and kids
@thatgirlinokc3975
@thatgirlinokc3975 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I had no idea I would be laughing so hard today. And thank you for performing for the troops!🇺🇸❤
@ulaper6465
@ulaper6465 2 жыл бұрын
The troops are professional murderers
@thatgirlinokc3975
@thatgirlinokc3975 2 жыл бұрын
@@ulaper6465 True, some are better at shooting guns. But "troops" includes lots of jobs. Please feel free to stop sharing your opinion on my comments. It's a big internet, run along now
@BuddhatheBlackDog
@BuddhatheBlackDog 4 жыл бұрын
Good luck and success to you, Jessie.
@kathyo445
@kathyo445 3 жыл бұрын
She is the best comedian on DRYBAR. I just love her. She’s so funny! She kept me laughing from the beginning of the set till the end. She needs her own show!
@numberone5680
@numberone5680 Жыл бұрын
You have to warm up to her, but by the end, you’ll have tears rolling down your face! Superb timing.
@Kaydanater
@Kaydanater 4 жыл бұрын
I don't normally comment on anything but I have to. Jessi, I was cracking jo the entire set! You're fire! Thank you. I hope you go far.
@CatRelebret
@CatRelebret 4 жыл бұрын
Dang, I LOVE that woman! Need to see more of her!
@stevievallejo
@stevievallejo 3 жыл бұрын
I like her style of comedy , its clean , relatable , hits those punch lines .
@sudhakhristmukti1930
@sudhakhristmukti1930 2 жыл бұрын
You are an amazing woman! You zoom in and out of many topics effortlessly, seamlessly! Much appreciation, from India!
@batsgochanour5422
@batsgochanour5422 4 жыл бұрын
Omg I am dying at the Mike's Challenge 😂😂😂
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