DSP Experiences Bugged Racing Mechanics

[@user-zg4gx9zq9b]

"Because my driving skills are about to disappear for good" They disappeared when Phil took the sticks.

[@ManMadeGod4]

I bet when he pulls up to a gas pump with his gas tank accidentally on the wrong side he tries to pull the hose all the way around to the tank for 30 solid minutes before the idea of moving his car enters his thick skull.

[@BichaelStevens]

The gas tank was blaahcking me oh my ghah ah ah ah aaaahd

[@babylonastronaut]

The arrow points to the side where you pump the gas? Why didn't they explain thaat?

[@AngryPrawn]

DSP is highly proficient at driving into the back of cars. Ya'll are just jealous.

[@daxter8792]

Anyone else watching, noticing he's seconds away from a win but noticing there's still another 15 minutes on the video and start laughing when they seen him snatch defeat from the jaws of victory?

[@halocrafter300]

I think everyone did!

[@egoleo6693]

11:04 was absolutely golden

[@hanzkidz]

It happens around 19:24

[@IshyVideos]

The way he uses the guard rails to help straighten his turns makes me believe he still uses bumpers when bowling.

[@lol-eu4ws]

Dsp, the only man alive that can run directly into a car and "not hit it"

[@wolfgangill9717]

Deliberately runs into the back of a truck* “CMON I DIDNT HIT THAT!”

[@IvanSensei88]

In the DSPLand a perfect racing game is a game where cars never fishtail, you can smash into walls without any consequences, hitting traffic doesn't affect your car, it just moves the traffic out of the way......... wait a minute. There is a game like that actually. Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

[@AdamRozza]

Phil probably sucks at that, too.

[@IvanSensei88]

I would not be surprised.

[@VisioningHail]

And have noclip

[@barret-xiii]

He actually screws up in NFS: MW as well. It's always the usual blame-the-game stuff with him. He would crash into civilian cars on turns, and bitch about how the cars aren't in the *same pattern* each time he retries the race. Ya know, 'cause all cars move in exactly the same patterns in a *dynamic open world game*. xP

[@masterpaladin]

*cough* Big Rigs *cough*

[@Harpotos]

"... And I gotta win this race to save your lives. AGAIN!" Very fitting, a lot of times it feels like the game is addressing Phil directly, like in Crysis 3 (I thought that would be fucking obvious) and others... Those are my favorite moments.

[@thelunchbox420x]

Is this what he means when he says he can play at a professional level?

[@ISleepWithAFanOn]

Sometimes, when I'm watching these, I forget about the "Good Idea" part and think DSP is actually playing, and I just have this moment of a few seconds where I'm like, "Wow, he's not talking, and he's doing good!... oh wait."

[@hmuhammad0746]

i bet that if DSP got in a car accident then he would be like "well obviously the other driver was at fault" because he literally *cannot accept when he is wrong*

[@DarthDave573]

Oh god, please don't tell me he has a driver's license.

[@unicornman147]

DSP plays a game with an Asian character without making racist jokes every time said character opens their mouth? Unbelievable. There must be a glitch in the matrix.

[@erco9167]

Glitched racism mechanics! Wow! WOW!

[@AdamRozza]

23:33 is my favourite part! "You ever think it's weird, that we're doing all these races and we can't even drive"

[@CallMeJetson]

This race was on a five lane highway...no hard turns...I'm speechless on how long it took him to win this.

[@alexcrawford5350]

16:03 “Because my driving skills are about to disappear for good.” Well I think it’s already too late for DSP.

[@legoferrari14]

No wonder Heavy Rain is DSP's favourite game! Since that game is practically a movie with relatively forgiving QTE's, he doesn't need any skill!

[@jimdrive2164]

Even just the transition from the flawless screen capture to his chaotic streaming set up is hilarious to me. This is the world of DARKSYDEPHIL

[@EvanSchatz]

*smashes into a bus fast enough to obliterate someone in real life* "I barely touched it!"

[@nightw4tchman]

I want to see DSP play an F1 game without any assists.

[@LoveXKnife]

phil's shitty skills aside, this game looks fun

[@Seahawk1994]

23:32 - 23:40 Oh how delightfully fitting.

[@lazzaroscacerni730]

By reading all those comments, I was thinking... what would DSP has to say about Gran Turismo 4's Endurance Races? "WHAT??? I had to play this fucking race for 24 fucking hours?!? I don't want to waste one day of my life on this stoopid game. Thanks Yamaguchi HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW BURP!"

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

*Kojima

[@lazzaroscacerni730]

Viewtiful Z Wrong. Kazunori Yamaguchi is the creator of the Gran Turismo series.

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

Laurel Crown One of the jokes in the KWO community is that Kojima is responsible for everything

[@lazzaroscacerni730]

Viewtiful Z Ah ok. I'm more familiar with the jokes in the SoK

[@vinnyboy4365]

would he have the mental capacity to do the Sunday Cup or just the 1st test on the B Licence?

[@zolikoff]

"The graphics of this game do an amazing job of keeping up with driving this fast!" Um, what??

[@zolikoff]

***** Rendering also doesn't care about movement speed. What can depend on movement speed is dynamic level of detail. But that's never a problem in any half-decently-coded game.

[@MetalGearRexPilot]

I don't know this game, but I love the dialogue. Not enough snarky protagonists in gaming imo.

[@charlie1234500]

...Not enough snarky protagonists in video games... HA!

[@King_Konga]

Genuinely likeable ones at least.

[@amirnator456]

Driver: San Francisco

[@mrbabbles5989]

"Because my driving skills are about to dissappear for good."

[@TioMegamanX]

I remember I used to never let go of the gas when crashing on certain racing games, specially arcade ones... WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD!

[@Lowderan]

damn, it's hurt watching this guy play, mentally and physically

[@redditzilla1536]

"I didn't even hit that car" as he clearly heads for it and you can hear the crash

[@mattingitzdragonix]

phil: i did not hit the car it's not true it's bullshit i did not touch i did not touch it I DID NOT like if you get this reference

[@LupineLoonatic]

Oh hi Mark

[@mattingitzdragonix]

+Asmodianmerc09.XD

[@Nazanir]

+Asmodianmerc09 any way, how is your sexlife?

[@kpegc]

+Ciel Phantomhive What a funny story. You are tearing me apart, Ciel.

[@brightsydebill8410]

You’re my favorite customer.

[@PricelessDamnationV2]

I wonder if Phil realized there was an alternative solution to this race, which was shifting to other vehicles (specifically trucks, buses, etc.) and taking out the other racers instead of wasting so much time on one race by trying to beat it in normal fashion. Oh wait, he'd fuck that up too.

[@MrMcKane]

PricelessDamnationV2 Remember, this is a guy who half way through his playthrough of GTA3, learned you could press the shoulder buttons to perform drive-by shootings and then proceeds to *NOT* use that feature for the rest of the game.

[@Admiralkirk95]

I don't know if he thinks his car is thinner than it is, or his depth perception sucks but he tends to tip into cars with the front left and right of his car then says he didn't touch them.

[@alexcrawford5350]

Holy frick, that crash at 15:18 was brutal.

[@magnew9991]

Flank Dizzle I honestly doubt that, because his attitude and poor gameplay is actually hurting his viewership rather than helping it.

[@LyingSecret]

You make a fair point, but I still think it's an affected attitude to some extent. He thought it would make him stand out from all the other LPs out there, get him talked about (attention seeking) and more views. 2 out of 3 aint bad I guess huh? Plus I assume at some point this sort of thing was getting him more views (just a guess so I could be wrong here), but over time it's lost him viewers because how long can this sort of thing be entertaining? Not a knock on your video at all, I just mean his 'bad' style over all.

[@MetalGearRexPilot]

He's been gaining subs actually. This campaign is increasing his publicity, not the other way around.

[@LyingSecret]

MetalGearRexPilot So it's also gaining him views? It appears DSP is doing it right then.

[@magnew9991]

MetalGearRexPilot It doesn't matter about subs. His views are still really low when it comes to playthroughs. When about 98% of your viewership is not watching your content then there's a problem.

[@LyingSecret]

magnew9991 I always thought money coming in from youtube vids was a mix of both views and subs? Maybe not then.

[@taikwin]

It's the frustration of watching the Game Grumps trying to play a game, but without the funny and likeable personalities. Does this guy really earn a living with nothing but failure and bitterness?

[@kpegc]

If a controller's enough to make his hands tired I'd hate to see what a wheel and shifter setup does to him...

[@ELIMINATORRRR]

Hoping I wasn't the only one hoping he was gonna crash and then did at 19:37 lol. The whole time leading up to it I was like 'Go on, Go on, Go, Go on..... YES!' lol.

[@SZF123456]

"Oh geez my finger hurts from holding this trigger! My life is hard; while everyone else is at work at usually around 7 or 8 in the morning, I roll out of bed around the afternoon and play video games for the Internet and get paid. You would also think that, this being my job and all, I'd know some basic game mechanics by now. A BLOO BLOO HOO"

[@SmokeyAmp]

This doesn't look like a game where you slow down for corners, it looks like a game where you drift around corners. Also, I like how the game characters said "Can I be optimistic now?" and then Phil immediately smashes into a fence.

[@MisgnomerProductions]

I love it how he smashes into a car and continues to accelerate into it and then wonder why he can't get around them. It's like he can't do anything but hold RT the entire race.

[@Pikkabuu]

Rearends a car -> "I didn't hit her, I did not. Oh hi Swaggins."

[@StinkyBlack1]

fishtailing? take away the isht and you just got failing.

[@Solanacia]

This guy make Eric Cartman look like a badass.

[@xKarnage74]

To be fair, every other car you use in this game handles perfectly fine while accelerating around corners, it's just this car. I still completed this mission on my second try though.

[@BrainSeepsOut]

I think DSP has played so much CoD that he instinctively follows objective markers wherever they go.

[@Cipher_XoF]

"Omg, I'm pressing the button and the car isn't moving, wtf, dude this game is buggy as hell. *checks stream chat*....oh hold on! Someone just said that I have to press the gas only, and not hold the brake button. How the fuck was I supposed to know that, the game doesn't tell you anything"

[@eg6gsr]

Dude this is one of the easiest pick up and play driving games I have ever played. I swear DSP does this on purpose

[@Empress_Theresa]

I swear! Phil has some kind of mental problem.

[@dereknesbitt6589]

I don't think dsp would ever play burnout. It will piss him off like hell.

[@Hazard1007]

Derek Nesbitt Late reply but he played the Burnout Paradise remaster and ragequit two thirds into the game because be was “bored” of losing easy events over and over again.

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

"I need to win this race to save our lives!!" 😂😂

[@NevadaTanDisco]

Phil - "i can't believe it, i had that race easily won-" Game - *Shut up and let me drive!*

[@MasterOfMusic011]

I actually like making the car slide around the corners in this game. It's such a great feeling.

[@chronomoses]

9:23 We all see trunk in distance and... wham! Phil hits it and rage quits. Than says, "you make one mistake and it's over!" yea... you only made one mistake...

[@ShadowStrikerTheLoneWolf]

This hurt to watch, and I don't even play racing games.

[@RyGuy900The2nd]

Time for first guy: 3:54 Time for Phil: 29:30 This is for one race.

[@ericrussell497]

I find it hilarious that he keeps restarting, as if that's gonna help him or make any difference at all

[@richardthelionheart8656]

God damn you can tell he never even touches the brakes and only let's go of full throttle at a corner

[@DanielKay06]

First 4 minutes dedicated to showing how to win the race properly... video is 34 minutes long. Yep, DSP at work.

[@IvanSensei88]

Best overall gamer in the country, especially at puzzle, stealth and racing games.

[@TheRpf1977]

How the fuck did this guy ever make a dime from playing video games?I should be a millionaire by now then and I'm not even that good at games!!

[@kentanakamura89]

because hes been around since like 2007 his audience is nothing but a bunch of 7 year olds thinking he's actually good

[@user-zg4gx9zq9b]

Kenta Nakamura I'm pretty sure 90% of his fanbase are people who like watching him fail and don't realize they're enabling a shitheap of a man by subscribing.

[@NeoRidero]

nick spring Nah , the people who are actually smart enough to understand that he sucks and only wants to watch him fail just go watch TIHYDP or they get ADBlock

[@SouthernR0cker4Life]

Some advice If you're comfortably in 2nd and the game even says "Finish either 1st or 2nd.", stay in second. Watch the Mini-Map for those behind you and Don't Get Greedy, going after the guy in 1st.

[@vinnyboy4365]

if this guy played any Gran Turismo game from 4 onwards he wouldn't even get past the Sunday Cup. Hell he probably can't do the start and stop tests.

[@Twice_Baked_Tato]

Horacio Pagani has nightmares of this.

[@Longknife]

The fail at about the 19-20 minute mark is BEYOND the point of being entertaining. It's so stupid, so illogical and so bad that it honestly just makes you angry at him.

[@MortalSora]

Why the hell did he wait until the very end to shift lanes!? What was he thinking?

[@alexcrawford5350]

9:27 “COME ON! I didn’t hit that motherf**ker!” Uhhh, yeah you did hit him, Phil. What made that even funnier was the comment that popped up on the screen that says “phil. shut the f**k up you cant drive.” and it shows 3 people that liked that comment! Haha!

[@FatEd2012]

Can anybody tell me what game is this?

[@ganondorfzant]

Driver: San Francisco

[@FatEd2012]

Trevor Redfern Thank you.

[@MRGilD0]

Also is it just me or does he look like less of a douce without the goatee.

[@DisturbedOneX]

I was thinking the same thing. The goatee really maximizes the douchiness

[@ExBrutalion]

OMG 22:00 that was golden. There's no opening, I can't get over... Finally an opening! *proceeds to get owned by nearly every car that ever existed.

[@idokwatcher2062]

He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct. And by the way Kojima agrees with me.

[@VisioningHail]

I love how he is trying to Tokyo drift in a 1+ million dollar car

[@digdugg89]

Poor DSP. When will he ever not experience all these game glitches! /s

[@kurdtcoben]

I feel sorry for the car companies that paid to have their products promoted through this game. Seeing this, I want to stay away from all cars as far as possible...

[@Krbyfan1]

Watching Phil crash so much brings back PTSD-like images of my car crash earlier this year. Of course any DSP video gives me PTSD.

[@Lagunero7199]

Is that a Zonda Pagani?

[@Myne1001]

Lagunero7199 yes

[@wesleysanchez4599]

He makes James May look like a Legend.

[@mehereyouthere4828]

“Nothing I could do”, lol.

[@magnew9991]

I really appreciate the nice words :) Thank you sir and I'm glad you enjoy my videos.

[@dataviuswells173]

The ending is perfect.

[@RoyalZarak]

Does DSP even have a driver license? You can imagine how he does on his driving test. Stupid driving mechanics!

[@alexcrawford5350]

“People keep driving into me!” (after DSP crashes into somebody)

[@Straywolf514]

I can tell you this,when i know Phil is driving i stay the hell of the road!

[@Straywolf514]

The last few minutes of this video when Phil is dancing was hilarious and i could not stop laughing.

[@Podponny]

But 16 year olds are "kids" only by american standards. In civilized world, age of sexual consent is equal to the age of hitting puberty.

[@kuru308]

So like 13? 22:05

[@Podponny]

kuru308 Yeah, why not.

[@namelessstranger1270]

If a man were to be turned on by a sixteen year old girl, I wouldn't call him a Pedo. Now, if he liked helpless, clueless nine year olds, then he's a pedo.

[@unknownwatcher1123]

we need to start a drinking game. let's take a shot evertime he says "there's nothing I could do"

[@budget3121]

A FULL 360 SPIN

[@kimberlyharris4609]

14:21, 19:45

[@jeffoff7795]

KZbin keeps recommending these and I keep saying, "Oh, hell yes."

[@Billinous]

Look too funny, can't get enough of the mini clips. Keep these videos coming.

[@thatguywhodoesntuploadvide9087]

There must be at least one game that he is good at, right? Right?

[@Angrymonkey2489]

Heavy Rain.

[@thatguywhodoesntuploadvide9087]

being good at Heavy Rain is like being good at watching movies I suppose he didn't fall asleep so, you're kinda right on the statement that he is good at Heavy Rain :P

[@zaxlorax7605]

@@thatguywhodoesntuploadvide9087 lol that was the joke But I suppose you already figured out after all these years

[@Mikyate]

If he ever played any of the Armored Core series, I wouldn't be able to bear it. It would just be too much to handle, having DSP defile one of my favorite franchises. Watching the MGS playthroughs was painful enough.

[@Frenchylikeshikes]

Where is even that guy from ??

[@shing02]

your ending segments of phil always make me rofl

[@JaceStCloud]

Mag, I look forward to the videos you make man. Thanks for making my day.

[@betaraybillfan1750]

i always forget the "bad idea" thing and think that dsp is actually being smart

[@simplelife88393]

He's in his thirties and he throws the controller lmao

[@airiakizuki5592]

The car is fishtailing and running into everything by itself, ah-huh sure Phil, sure it is.

[@BladeStrike]

Haha all his salty ragequits are hilarious.

[@Spiritan3mz]

What is fishtailing?

[@DevilSenpai]

I think I now know the REAL reason as to why he stopped playing racing games.

[@tidusmi2]

I skipped to the end, when he slammed into the barrier near the end and dropped to third I was so hoping it would end with him fucking up.

[@prn_Melatonin]

Imagine if he played Forza...