He did nothing wrong guys! SONG CREDIT: • øneheart - apathy
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@IamAliGamer_5 күн бұрын
He was NOT messing around, nor was he joking about the push ups whatsoever. He was blatantly lying and insulted that viewer nonstop. What a pos. Seriously he’s such a pos.
@Phantom.Gaming645 күн бұрын
☝This! I totally agree. You summed it up perfectly. It was not a joke in the slightest. He got mad because his scam didn't work and decided to act like a immature brat about it.
@razorsharp56435 күн бұрын
I literally remember being on the stream at the time, and yes, he was 100% serious about doing the push-ups and he was genuinely bitter and angry at people for not believing him. It's not even a half-truth here, it's a blatant lie.
@downfromthereeefters5 күн бұрын
Wowwww I could not believe it when I heard him say that. He was SO serious when he claimed he did the push-ups. He got so angry. He really is unbelievable. Un, believable. Wow
@Vinaltor5 күн бұрын
yet another attempted retcon, it's insane
@alexmiller69555 күн бұрын
It was the most blatant lie at the time and really made him look bad, for NO good reason. So petty!
@asura485 күн бұрын
Did he just realize PPP(we call him triple P) was the circus ring master and dsp was the clown with a lemon pie up the âss
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
At the least, the clown insists on better pay or else things must change. If he’s gonna hear fat jokes about his wife he better get that munny.
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
At the least, the clown insists on better pay for his humiliation, or it’s no-go
@Detective_Bonghits5 күн бұрын
Triple P is my favorite lmao I don't even remember who called him that but it stuck
@zenkaisean87105 күн бұрын
it's 100% goal related
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
@@Detective_BonghitsI call him Ash
@kin43865 күн бұрын
He's seriously framing the fake pushup thing as a joke now? Jesus christ lmao
@ohlawd67635 күн бұрын
Dude those clips taken directly from his stream are edited to make him look bad! Kahman!
@Phantom.Gaming645 күн бұрын
Yeah, when you remember how it went down originally. He was butt-hurt that the scam didn't work and insulted the guy nonstop. What a P.O.S. he was. This is him once again trying to retcon something he did on stream and tries to act like it was a joke when it wasn't.
@SupermassiveProblematique5 күн бұрын
“We’ve always been at war with ~Eurasia~ the detractors.”
@-suphur5 күн бұрын
That's always been his tactic. Instead of owning up to just being an asshole during his Street Fighter days, he claims that it was a character and he was "playing the heel", like in wrestling. No, he was just being an asshole that can't admit his wrongdoing.
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
@@-suphuralways. He retcons stuff for years and years
@SuperfluousMoniker5 күн бұрын
Can't delay something by a single day because "we would have no food in the house" a day after HE SHOWED PICTURES OF HIS REFRIGERATOR STUFFED WITH FOOD
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
Because he even said it was full and that picture was the evidence. They wouldn’t have to be there to see the picture, they’d just recall that hmm he said it was totally jam packed like 100 times lol. You can’t make this up how much he lies about the stupidest things. Proven compulsive liar countless times.
@zenkaisean87105 күн бұрын
claimed it was 2 months worth but has no food
@mooganify5 күн бұрын
*leans in*
@PenguinWithInternetAccess5 күн бұрын
It's all gone dood
@bontonne5 күн бұрын
That's just Kats daily meal; they must go shopping again or they will starve!
@TheDrizzle565 күн бұрын
People are gonna be demanding Grill Phill and hes gonna be seething 😂
@siner24425 күн бұрын
Where is the Kino Casino money TRIPLE P!!! -Phil 😂
@Clamfaced4 күн бұрын
New troll tactic for Kick chat: Keep asking for Grill Phil during Smark Guys
@BlockdParty5 күн бұрын
His fridge is both empty and full ate the same time. DSPs Shrodinger Refrigerator
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
He just skips the fact that his petty insane lying is all the ammo needed to dislike him and never feel bad about laughing at him. It’s really that simple for me and always has been. That plus begging, if either was gone probably wouldn’t be entertaining enough.
@alexmiller69555 күн бұрын
Or is harassing him in a video game
@danbaxter42165 күн бұрын
How can he have to go shopping to get food, at the same time he’s posting photos of his fridge and freezer being so full he can’t put a cake in it. I know everything he says is a lie, but this one is just regarded.
@PenguinWithInternetAccess5 күн бұрын
It's full when he can use it as pressure to tip and it's empty when he can use it as pressure to tip
@jakubwroblewski72614 күн бұрын
Shrodingerator :)
@razorsharp56435 күн бұрын
If you watched the Grill Phil segments, you might have understood that PPP used Phil's own mannerisms and logic against him. He would make fun of how Phil demonizes the detractors for everything. He'd go after how he always has a double standard for himself, or no real logic behind his actions because he just has entitlement problems. Truthfully this isn't about "trying" the segment to make money. It's about Phil's ego being bruised by his own logic that he cannot refute. It's *ALWAYS* about his ego.
@ghost_stars23075 күн бұрын
Mark my word, when Triple P finally pull the rug under his feet he'll pretend he knew all along kino casino were detractors. Absolutely spineless.
@BigJoe5.05 күн бұрын
The fact he expects his fans to donate $150 TWICE on most days for his boring streams is wild to me, but wait you are getting his "rewards" for donating!
@cairnethunderhoof62255 күн бұрын
No. 150 twice one stream being 5 hours and one stream being 2 HOURS. He wants $30hr during the day but at night he's worth $75hr
@cwookdev5 күн бұрын
"...people who literally prey upon you and suck on you for revenue every day and you're too dumb to realize it"
@ashleybrooke20875 күн бұрын
"You've been mind controlled! Now give me your money."
@need2burn5 күн бұрын
An unbelievably boring person
@coltonwilkie2415 күн бұрын
He's so boring he makes the Kino Casino trogs more entertaining by comparison.
@davide46075 күн бұрын
Incredible how he is perfectly describing his own methods and his own audience without even realizing it...
@zenkaisean87105 күн бұрын
To me it was like a rocket scientist explaining rocket science, he knows how it goes
@QuietLunacy5 күн бұрын
It's so absolutely absurd lol
@hbme13904 күн бұрын
PERFECTLY
@claraberry78065 күн бұрын
He finally admitted the pushups were fake so why should anyone believe anything he says ever? 🤔
@zekeiwa58375 күн бұрын
Because that was old Phil dude. He was just a 38 y/o kid, he's matured ever since. Sound good? Alright
@wretchedgamer49035 күн бұрын
He has matoored since then dood
@321TdogКүн бұрын
He had to lie to protect his family
@jediknight20895 күн бұрын
The Grill Phil segments are the only reason people watch Smark guys in the first place. Nobody cares about the wrestling part of that show, getting rid of it will guarantee a quick death.
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
This last one totally bombed even by those standards, it really was just about his dumb fridge nearly the entire time.
@blackpajamas66005 күн бұрын
Wow, he says "the entire internet dropped the whole problem with me that they ever had." So crazy that he's spoken with every single internet user on the planet and confirmed that no one hates him now. Except the detractors, of course. No one talks to them.
@thefatman69dude4 күн бұрын
Only people who hate phil is the hundreds of thousands of people who watch detractor vids lol no biggie. Lol bruh if you got hundreds of thousands of people who hate you I'm pretty sure it's you lol
@J.A.Z-TheMortal5 күн бұрын
20:32 "In my condition if I turn my head the wrong way I'm gonna drop the pan" Legendary quote
@blazet37955 күн бұрын
While he turns his head countless times during the stream
@J.A.Z-TheMortal5 күн бұрын
Yup @@blazet3795 he sucks at games, begs and lies for hours while having a horrible posture, but that's fine. Doing some manual work for once in your life? "Oooh nooo I'm dying, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Pray for meeee reeeeeeee"
@hano1025 күн бұрын
lol 😂 when he said that, I thought of the headline Lewis Black read on one of his albums about the husband cooking for his wife 😂
@TheLaurelCrown5 күн бұрын
He drop the pan when he turns his head and see no contributions from Jayde
@PenguinWithInternetAccess5 күн бұрын
Dude spits BS for even the simplest things I can't 😂
@Baronvonkame5 күн бұрын
Just think he could’ve had $50k starting plus some going rate per time to do this exact same thing. But his pride instead made him do it for basically free. Business degree Burnell.
@SuperChatsRNotTips5 күн бұрын
my understanding is wings and boogie are doing pretty good for themselves on that show
@gasaiyuno60215 күн бұрын
Yeah it's really really funny. He's so stupid and deserves his failure, he does everything to himself. It's bloody brilliant.
@Pixelated_Sleepy5 күн бұрын
@@SuperChatsRNotTips I think so as well, they're both equally terrible people in their own rights but I am somewhat happy to see those dysfunctional clowns doing something outside of the comfort zone; then you have Phil sitting here giving us the most drawn out crashout in lolcow history.
@SuperChatsRNotTips5 күн бұрын
@ yup hate boogie and wings 100% but redemption starts somewhere and ill always give credit where its due, ive stood up for phil on some things even(hacking his bank isnt cool, funny but not cool)
@taags5 күн бұрын
Its such a projection . He really describes himself and his cult perfect.
@hydraman0074 күн бұрын
When you don’t have empathy, the only inadequacies and issues you are able to talk about, are those that are in you.
@jkdman20074 күн бұрын
He uses what we said about him to talk back to us. He is so nasty and he lacks of any sort of awareness, but he will say we lack of awareness. He is helpless at this point.
@KrowleyPineapples7775 күн бұрын
he finally after all this time noticed he was the clown in that circus... he's almost as Disabled as his dents.
@CwapPlatinum5 күн бұрын
And he'll keep doing it because he's in the cycle
@8harts5 күн бұрын
he’s still gonna be crying about sidescrollers 10 years from now
@Black_Revue5 күн бұрын
Of course, Craig told him to Fakk himself
@Athrun825 күн бұрын
And he will gravedance should they have their own scandal
@jkdman20074 күн бұрын
I think it's going to be the whole life and his after life too form now.
@doctormalleycat4 күн бұрын
There was two segments Phil acts like they did a weekly show about him and made a million dollars off of it JFC
@Vinaltor5 күн бұрын
he mocks the idea that he psychologically manipulates vulnerable people into supporting them saying there is no such thing possible, while at the same time claiming viewers are being "mind controlled" into liking detractor content needs another "very, VERY hypocritical" quote inserted there
@unthawedwater7475 күн бұрын
I don't believe he's manipulating people consistently. Maybe a few for a time, until they see who he really is, but I think he gets most of his money from being a focal point for a cp trade.
@Fatbitch420weederrday5 күн бұрын
Please explain
@Abedeuss5 күн бұрын
DarkSydeProjection.
@mr.dr.fitzgerald5 күн бұрын
I can't believe I got groomed by DSP Tries It into thinking DSP being a dumbass is funny. Twisted freaking cycle path
@guitarhero386334 күн бұрын
He is projecting. His dents are the perfect example of being "groomed"
@omega_sauce5 күн бұрын
He's the eternal victim. He thinks everyone hates him for no reason. Hate is never for no reason. Plus it's more trolling than hate. And he makes it worse by reacting to it.
@Stampede_G5 күн бұрын
"I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct." Was his de facto response to literally everything from 2013-2021 or so. He will never take accountability for anything, just give empty apologies and never change.
@morgan8725 күн бұрын
Exactly @omega_sauce. I fall into the flat out hate camp for phlegmdolf goutler, but it mostly is trolling. People hate Cyraxx. Could you imagine if the Pig had his level of opposition? He'd delete himself.
@tylerlackey11755 күн бұрын
Another thing to note is that for a lolcow, dsp has one of the most tame troll followings i can think of. If he had to deal with what wings of redemption has in regards to trolls, or god help him daniel larson, phil may have genuinely quit the internet a decade ago. He quite literally is his own worst enemy, even counting those who hate him
@FloppyDisk0075 күн бұрын
Dude literally rants every stream or video. lol nothing but complaining and doesn’t understand how streaming and being a content creator works and expects payment from everyone. Dude just needs to not be supported so he can collapse
@PenguinWithInternetAccess5 күн бұрын
He makes his content worse to spite the trolls, and all it does is reduce his genuine fanbase, 200 IQ plays all around
@aristocat_5 күн бұрын
cant have gaslighting this robust without ripping a fat snort right after 😂
@alexmiller69555 күн бұрын
"They are detractors, not critics." That's true, and they didn't pretend otherwise, so they're absolutely not hypocritical. Giving you our money is NOT part of the game plan
@PaperThinnGlennHall5 күн бұрын
he will never understand that even his whales run out of money and cannot give him 300 dollars a day til he dies.
@Gorilla_Takes5 күн бұрын
I love the gordon Ramsey sound effects , they’re the icing on the cake
@JustSomeDamnGinger5 күн бұрын
I love that he's stopped calling him Triple P, likely because of the detractors making a meme out of it. It's actually insane how much he's bothered by the mockery after all this time.
@snakepiissken58895 күн бұрын
A lot to learn from that little laugh he did when he said "I really did those 25 pushups".
@EggsOverNovice4 күн бұрын
Yeah anytime that ypu hear that hes lying lol
@self-parternerd86615 күн бұрын
Philbert is so stupid he can't grasp the concept of a "challenge". A challenge is a feat that is met with a reward upon being accomplished. (push ups ----> $) What he wants is getting paid upfront and then deliver almost nothing. That is the definition of a "scam". (Or "business" according to him 🤣🤣🤣)
@CammyAlwaysWins5 күн бұрын
For someone who has been claiming sharp neck pain, he moves his head very actively 🙄🙄🙄
@l79865 күн бұрын
Tips withdraw makes withdraw from heroin or meth look like an early morning walk in the park. The dents are sick are beyond belief for withholding money and making him suffer.
@JoelElRican5 күн бұрын
This man will never admit he is the problem 🤷🏾♂️
@ashleybrooke20875 күн бұрын
He has literally said on more than one occasion that the opposite is true; that most of the time, things go wrong for him because of other people. He's so far from self reflection, he's practically looking at the back of the mirror.
@SilentwulfVideos5 күн бұрын
Krick in his neck and the frying pan is a detractor.
@Varnishes5 күн бұрын
"The people who watch that are mouth droolers and not well adjusted!" _has derich and an actual short bus rider as fans._
@mooganify5 күн бұрын
Wonder where he is now
@PenguinWithInternetAccess5 күн бұрын
As Joon said every fan that gets doxxed is "handicapped, socially inept, or just lonely"
@forTehMemes5 күн бұрын
He constantly keeps retconning the side scrollers interview. He asked for one and they gave him one.
@jkdman20074 күн бұрын
He constantly retcons things to fit in his fake stories including everything he did wrong in the past.
@LeeONardo4 күн бұрын
Mentioned this before but, when Phil speaks - Phil is A, Phil is B, Phil is A AND B, Phil is neither A or B. Phil can be any of these things even during the same sentence. BONUS - Phil can also be C.
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
It was so weird how he expected detractors money. Like he kept saying this here and there lately, but you can tell with this one that he really did believe that somehow, and PPP too I guess.
@Fatbitch420weederrday5 күн бұрын
I think PPP knew the detractors wouldn't tip. I remember saying that he's impressed with how serious we are about not giving him money
@DSPPolitics5 күн бұрын
Probably PPP's idea - he does no research whatsoever on phil. He was all proud about getting phil to admit all his bills are basically doordash and hogans when everyone knew that for years at that point. He also clearly did not notice that detractors do not give him views or money, because it pisses off phil and creates lolcow content. Phils content is generally boring when a dent whales out, it's only entertaining when he has to beg for it.
@DCeasedbrickbuilds5 күн бұрын
You ever just wish a debilitating migraine on someone? Me too.
@adun35 күн бұрын
Huuuuh I did pushups so where are my hundreds of dollars from detractors, snort
@Black_Revue5 күн бұрын
Forgets Detractors would NEVER pay him...
@serathin5 күн бұрын
If he wasn't so dumb I'd say Phil was trying to be a cult leader, but I think somehow he just happened to become one by accident. Also as someone who has had neck/back pain similar to what he's referring to, I can say that he is in no way in that much pain with the way he moves and not have any indicators on his face.
@Kirin__5 күн бұрын
Cute sona!
@thesamon1234 күн бұрын
@@Kirin__ thanks
@chonky21295 күн бұрын
all of his snorting and throat clearing directly into the mic is disgusting
@ashleybrooke20875 күн бұрын
It's part of his branding.
@rayuri40465 күн бұрын
whuuuut? You want me to hotkey a mute button on my keyboard? i don't know how to do that, i'm a gamer!
@CasualRacerRed5 күн бұрын
No one was impressed by his girl-style push-ups 😂😂😂
@elcrow1135 күн бұрын
The whole reason PPP does the show is to mess with phil, he admitted that. Soo either hes gonna continue roasting phil throughout the show or the shows not gonna continue for long.
@cairnethunderhoof62255 күн бұрын
Both those are happening
@mooganify5 күн бұрын
He admitted it?
@elcrow1135 күн бұрын
@mooganify Yeah on one of the kino casino streams he was talking to another guy about the show and straight up said the point of the show wasn't to talk about wrestling it was to mess with phil.
@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort5 күн бұрын
It's getting gadooshed after few more low support episodes, mark my words
@DieHardjagged3 күн бұрын
Someone even linked this clip directly to Phil on his Twitter where PPP literally admitted that hes doing this to fuck with Phil.
@Golden_Domers5 күн бұрын
The funny thing about the pushups is that I think Phil actually jumped out of his chair in a playful way, almost a hint that he understood the joke. But then he has to come back on camera and his lying brain took over and he ruined the playfulness of it.
@Messatsu015 күн бұрын
He cooks once a blue moon and suddenly falls "sick" on the day its his turn to cook for the both of them...
@PenguinWithInternetAccess5 күн бұрын
So the "months of food" that he talked about and showed somehow disappeared in the span of days ? Makes sense
@l79865 күн бұрын
He does have a farm animal with a Skyrim addiction that he has to feed.
@BMur_5 күн бұрын
Someone please tell me if i should be drooling or breathing out of my mouth at this point , Im brainwashed and not sure .
@WarriorInAGarden.5 күн бұрын
To be a true dented detractor, you must leak from every orifice! 😂
@thesamon1234 күн бұрын
Breathe drool
@reysolo5 күн бұрын
13:36 THE WAY HE GRABBED HIS NECK LMFAOOOOO
@SufferLily5 күн бұрын
Dude says and repeats the most delusional cope to try to convince himself and his dents. What kind of shit logic jump is he using thinking his detractors will "contribute" and "support" his dumbass then proceed with berating them for not supporting. Jfc.
@l79865 күн бұрын
I have a feeling the payment plans for all that crap he wasted money on over the past couple of months are beginning to hit and its cutting into his Champions money.
@zenkaisean87105 күн бұрын
He can't help but look at himself every 5 seconds
@zombies8cody5 күн бұрын
"I think we both feel..." He either hasn't talked to PPP about retiring the segment, or he has and PPP has said nothing along the lines of agreeing with Phil.
@angelknives28435 күн бұрын
He could retire if he deletes all the gacha games off his phone.
@DMC86X5 күн бұрын
He’s trying pignosis on us boys. Stay strong.
@ComicToonProductions5 күн бұрын
DSP Rants It 2: Electric Boogaloo
@MikeTheD5 күн бұрын
*begaloo
@asteroidrules5 күн бұрын
Hearing Phil compare himself to more successful people who were also predators made me realize something: the fact that he hasn't done anything extremely heinous is what makes him so good to rag on. If he were actually stealing millions from children or abusing minors he'd be much more likely to get kicked off of platforms, and it'd feel much worse to watch him at all. As is Phil is just bad at basically everything he's ever done, extremely rude and unwilling to learn, and an absolutely shameless beggar. He's the perfect lolcow, a horrible enough person that you won't feel bad for making fun of him, but not someone who you'd actually want to hurt.
@zekeiwa58375 күн бұрын
9:30 yes Phil, detractors use magical psychic powers to mindcontrol people on the internet like Professor X so they don't like you. Oh wait...
@Krbyfan15 күн бұрын
Keemstar interviewed Pandalee, said there was nothing to mention. The same Keemstar who fabricates drama on Lolcow Live with two other questionable human beings. The exact same Keemstar who has tried multiple times to leverage Phil's antics to his advantage. You'll have to excuse me if I don't believe anyone involved in this series of statements.
@l79865 күн бұрын
When did he interview her? Pretty sure she's been adamant about completely excising those years from her memory and refuses to get back into it
@Krbyfan14 күн бұрын
@@l7986 Phil says in this video Keem interviewed her, though not when he did it. So one of two things is happening here: 1. It was so under the radar that everyone forgot about it entirely. 2. Phil is lying through his teeth. Knowing the players involved, the latter seems more plausible.
@l79864 күн бұрын
@@Krbyfan1 Yea I think its option 2 or maybe an 3rd option where Keem tried to and she contacted Phil telling her to stop involving her in shit she doesn't want to deal with anymore.
@migavelligzz47285 күн бұрын
The thing I love about this channel is you show the proof right then n there 😂 Phil gets caught in 4K every single time
@NameAvailable5 күн бұрын
He’s mad he got tricked into being on PPP’s own personal lolcow live, but it’s not even successful like Keem’s is
@ralphg34545 күн бұрын
Phil does not realize he is extremely boring.
@Pastregulation5 күн бұрын
Good ol lying ass Phil called the guy a liar then went into it lmfao. Such a pathological liar and wonders why no one can believe him ever lmfao.
@brendanshutler87565 күн бұрын
Epic snort 2min 28 lmao 😅😅😅😅😅
@jacewarbeck96845 күн бұрын
You were not joking about the pushups Dr Fill, you were trying to pull a fast one and were mad it didn't work. Then you tried to make it the guy's problem that your scam didn't work.
@Boss_Shimada5 күн бұрын
Didn’t he say that he couldn’t store the rum cake cuz he just went to Costco and has months worth of food in his freezer.
@Itstheguido5 күн бұрын
Last nights low support has him beyond pissed. You know he’s pissed at PPP or whatever his name is but money keeps him from complaining. No money= everyone’s to blame but him
@Mergie_Merge5 күн бұрын
I like to call him Triple P.
@StrugglerChad5 күн бұрын
Love the new intro 😂 very much his Phil’s culture and also i need that monehh show me da monehhh.. from simpsons 😂
@datrillest97835 күн бұрын
So phil wants to end the grill the phil segment to talk about wrestling but bores his audience with the level dunce podcast and people leave before he finally games 😂
@IamAliGamer_5 күн бұрын
14:16 100% lying. He’s not hurt.
@shushshush71375 күн бұрын
he's so good to avoid drama he'S having cold sweat nightmare about people calling him a liar years ago. Idk why he wants to prove so badly he can do pushups, no one cares
@mooganify5 күн бұрын
Ppp reminded him about that lore and now Dave has a bone to pick
@A.D.I.D.A.S-9164 күн бұрын
He’s beyond pathetic.
@Trinioutsider345 күн бұрын
Wow! He’s still hung up on the Side Scrollers, he’s like acting like an ex girlfriend.
@SarahsKnight03 күн бұрын
7:40 - The projection there was OFF THE SCALE.
@davidromero27045 күн бұрын
The only pushup he'll give us, is one from the ice cream truck
@richardwilliams53875 күн бұрын
Genuinely expecting detractors to pay him?!
@siner24425 күн бұрын
Cry louder girly push ups Phillip! 😂 and he’s just mad Triple P isn’t bringing his viewers from Kino Casino to shower him with money like he first did… 👌
@beavisjones91995 күн бұрын
Cool no reason to waste any time watching the wrestling show then
@HarryPnass14 күн бұрын
Why do that not grill him about being a actual groomer he has just as much evidence as cyraxx give him the same treatment
@NativeMamba265 күн бұрын
So, DSP passed out drunk on the couch the night before. Wakes up all wrong and his shoulder and neck are stiff. Wow, what a way to try and get some pity bucks…..smh 🤦🏽♂️
@BrandRedacted5 күн бұрын
Man he can gaslight
@number1enemyoftheuseless9855 күн бұрын
I feel sorry for people who watch wrestling....
@JoelAwesome25 күн бұрын
2:27 - FMD the snorts have been of the chart lately. Slobby bastard...
@MetatronsCube235 күн бұрын
Can't cook bison burgers because your neck?! lol.
@danbaxter42165 күн бұрын
But if he turns his head the wrong way, he might drop the pan… LOL
@Iridium-77-g5 күн бұрын
Fridge is FULL but will only last for a week? How does that work?
@Transformaaa5 күн бұрын
20:46 YOUR LIFE ISN'T DIFFICULT, DAVE. Ffs, cook for your 'muh wife' just FOR ONCE, prove you aren't a complete POS
@siner24425 күн бұрын
U want him to prove that he’s worthless? 😂 hood luck
@101kirbyfan5 күн бұрын
To think people who don't like you won't give you money, 300iq with that realisation. Also by God, does he loop through the same dialogue points like an Oblivion NPC
@jacewarbeck96845 күн бұрын
Oblivion NPCs are more entertaining than Phil
@Lemmyywinkz5 күн бұрын
There's no way in hell Phil could even do 3-4 pushups.
@Sparkledash15 күн бұрын
I just realized that DSP actually has a job. He is a professional victim.
@blargface15615 күн бұрын
The projection is wild
@SuperChatsRNotTips5 күн бұрын
good news phil i dont even wanna grift i just wanna make fun of you
@Solreth655 күн бұрын
"I never groomed anyone sexually" - Pandalee was 17 when you where in your late 20s and you moved her away from all her family and friends to isolate her. Panda didn't talk to keem because she doesn't want to talk about Phil or have anything to do with him. I mean the clip shows it pretty good i feel like, she left so fast that she didn't even clean out her room with soaps that she still does today iirc so she just wanted to leave ASAP because of Phil. "I never scammed anyone with meme coins" - Yes thats true you did it with a Cat and by lying about your health, and your parents health, you said they are dying so you want to see them one last time and then you got married and revealed that your parents paid for everything you said you needed money for.
@Bryptid5 күн бұрын
jarring af seeing these high quality intros followed by some low effort bs
@seanforbes39375 күн бұрын
14:45 Phil says he has literally no food in the house despite saying a week ago he didnt have room for cake because his freezer was literally full of food he stocked up on
@Golden_Domers5 күн бұрын
Maybe if he stoped answering "of course" and "that's right" in a dismissive and dead end way, people would be interested. He has no ability to riff in an entertaining way.
@unthawedwater7475 күн бұрын
So its either he has food for months, which we saw, or they're props, which means he just admitted to lying again... thats the effect of lying: everything eventually comes to the light, and when you lie so much you cant keep up.
@StarkosiTV5 күн бұрын
4:10 "I toh-tully did those push-ups, guize!"
@genericuser10005 күн бұрын
Most people: "I had a conversation with my co-host" Phil: "one of the points of having this is to have back and forth, for those unfamiliar with conversing with other humans allow me to explain..."
@pyschospider15 күн бұрын
Patchy Phil is mad now
@001Sparkie5 күн бұрын
So he admitted he faked the 25 pushups lol. We all knew, but he confirmed it, and he would have taken that viewers money regardless and then insulted the viewer for not donating.. LOL!
@elguapo42685 күн бұрын
He says detractor streamers brainwash mouth droolers into believing lies about him as he lies about the push up thing (among 1,000s of other things.) For literal years he lied about the push ups and spazzed on the guy until suddenly it was just razzing. He's a horrible human being. He was even crying and screeching the cake was delayed from the black ice we have in the Seattle area. Drivers should risk their lives so he can eat in front of dents. I have never seen a better example of a narcissist in my life, everyone is wrong but him, and history is rewritten constantly to make him the good guy.
@DeadEndScreamer4 күн бұрын
I like how he neglects mentioning asking for 300 bucks for the pushups, "we gave it to you" no you tried to sell it and failed, you give nothing for free.
@Truejota5 күн бұрын
He truly does keep trying to convince himself the internet doesn’t hate him lmao