This Is How You DON'T Play Dark Souls 3 DLC (0utsyder Edition)

[@unrealeck]

Dies to a boss 20 times. Complains about control lag every death. Kills boss, claims the controls suddenly worked that one time. Sure Phil. Sure.

[@Riokoneko20]

He's got an excuse for everything, it's ridiculous. He fucks up and it's instantly the games fault. UGH

[@TheMakushimirian]

@@Riokoneko20 i mean during his 2 part regular tihydp of ds3 he never stopped coming up with new excuses, he even blamed a death on vordt on the music. let that sink in... Also his whole rant during DSA and lothric princes about the dealy and bashing on from for a non existant issue was both rage inducing and funny at the same time

[@benjaminlennox4249]

@@TheMakushimirian in the devil may cry 5 playthrough he said that the graphics were too good to see what's going on

[@marduke45]

@@benjaminlennox4249 hahahaah what seriously? xD

[@dangerdash4393]

@@benjaminlennox4249 Now that's the saddest thing I've ever read. "TOO good to see what's going on"? That's ascended level excuse making right there.

[@moonraven6145]

Gael, a boss where they give you literally a desert to fight in, and of course he just tries to fight him in the corner hoping to pillar cheat him

[@SuddenFool]

And he does nothing but bitch and complain about not having enough room to fight the bosses in.

[@MadGamer_666]

He is just the worst I just watch it out of morbid curiosity tbh.

[@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314]

>employs a strategy where he backs up against a wall instead of using the most spacious arena in the entire series >”wtf the camera got stuck in the wall!!”

[@Alice89chan]

@@familyguyfreemoviedownload8314 and he does this in EVERY From game and even in Nioh. Getting cornered is the single worst thing you can possibly do, more so when you have massive arenas like with Gael.

[@StrifeSoul990]

He also tries to use the pillar against the gravetender wolf, which makes its chrage atta k much harder to deal with cause it hits through the pillar and can't be dodged the same way so he hurts himself by trying to fight that way

[@ForeverLaxx]

I get utterly sick of how he dies to a boss 30+ times and when he finally lucks into victory he proclaims how the boss isn't hard.

[@RetroWrathX13B]

"Yeah, I can catch a bullet and flick it back at him. The only reason I died trying it was because the wind made it faster than it should have. Knowing this game, though, the bullet probably would glitch and not go off when I flick it" -Phil, in Hell

[@ForeverLaxx]

@Weyland Punani DSP would rather you stay in his streams and tip than lie for him in "don't play" channels. Tips help him the most, you know. EDIT: Also, you came here 4 years too late to defend your master. He won't be pleased; but then, he never is.

[@ForeverLaxx]

@Weyland Punani Dude, I literally could not possibly care any less of the opinion of one of Phil's True Believers. That's the last you'll get from me, and it's more than you deserve.

[@TonyLeonie]

It's just a simple pattern! You see that?!

[@ScorpionID7]

*"I blocked!"* Yes, Phil. I am sure blocking against a dragon the size of a neighbourhood will work perfectly.

[@fuzzy8889]

thats a small neighborhood

[@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621]

@@fuzzy8889that’s a big dragon.

[@Bibliofish]

dude has played four of these games and still doesnt know what a guard break is

[@airiakizuki5592]

Nioh should count. 5 of the games. 6 if hes played Demons Souls as well. BloodBourne, Demon Souls, Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3, and Nioh. Six games later Phil can't learn.

[@firebird5889]

He has played demon souls. He also played DS1 for a second time before the ringed city came out.

[@airiakizuki5592]

I haven't played these games but the mechanic is similar to Issens in Onimusha. Its all about timing and sadly Phil has the reflexes of a rock. Expecting Perfect block timing from Phil is futile. Much the same as expecting parry timing in this game.

[@bond674]

Even Rocks have better reflexes, Phil has the reflexes of a turd.

[@CardboardBoxGod]

mike hutchinson FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S PLAYED ONIMUSHA

[@Abysia]

>Beats Friede "See? I was calm, collected and focused, and all the dodges came out!" Does he realize he's basically admitting that the only reason his dodges """weren't working""" was because he was frustrated and playing poorly?

[@Skunkgasm]

Him fat an gay

[@DQBlizzard_]

Freudian slip

[@NCRRanger7753]

I was astounded when Phil said. "I don't have enough intelligence." Lol

[@senpaikaroo]

I can assure you, "enough" is not ironically "enough" to describe how low it really is for this mans. XD

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

How about when he says he's toxic? Always a classic.

[@kroh7742]

@@VGamingJunkieVT "Why am I tahxic?! Waaht??!!"

[@capamerica012]

Intelligence: -25 Dexterity: -22

[@pyatig]

@@capamerica012 you’re being generous 😜

[@killyourselfnowyouscumoftheear]

"i was blocking' yes phil you block that great sword with your spinal column you special little boy

[@crimm8859]

*guard gets broken and gets riposted* Phil: What was that? Insane stab out of nowhere, dood!

[@derpstick5467]

Velancious yeah It amazes me (it really shouldn't) that he has never done a parry and riposte in any of the souls games.

[@airiakizuki5592]

I've seen Phil parry completely by accident and run away. Its pathetic.

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

@@derpstick5467 He has, he just doesn't remember it. The King of Storms (Nameless King Phase 1) has a very easy riposte to the dragon that he actually did, but I guess he doesn't realize what that is.

[@littlemoth4956]

@@airiakizuki5592 Have you seen Ds3 pvpers? They'll spam L1, then run away or do a heavy attack when they get it right by pure luck. Don't underestimate how retarded Dark Souls players can be.

[@anthonycook5509]

Still has spook equipped...holy shit

[@fuzzy8889]

never uses it

[@dongh8er821]

IT DOESNT WORK DOOD THE GAME LYYED

[@PATRIOTxx3]

*dies 25 times to one boss* "She's actually not hard at all" -Phil

[@Badassvidsz]

Saint Michael The Holy One : It takes more than 60 times to die

[@zheyuezhao456]

@@Badassvidsz xd to be fair he did really well against the twin princes

[@Badassvidsz]

@@zheyuezhao456 Surelly it's a tough game i would have died countless times in the 1st gameplays no shit never played it anyway but i think this game needs different way to be played like for example to use bows or bowguns like some other gamers seen them doing it in their videos the way Phill plays is painful to watch yet it has it's entertainment :-)

[@zheyuezhao456]

@@Badassvidsz He actually isn't absolutely terrible objectively... Statistically people die 274 - 350 times in their first playthrough so he certainly is in the range of average players. The thing about him is that he is always blaming the game for his own mistakes and will always cheese when given the option.(and he thinks when he is blocking he should be invincible lol)

[@Badassvidsz]

@@zheyuezhao456 Couldn't agree more with you dude you are absolutelly RIGHT . He always blame the game for every of his fails ok we all do that in our home i do that too but when we upload a video with our commentary we should be careful what we say ;-)

[@BrettonFerguson]

DSP is a gamer, he loves gaming. However I haven't seen him play any game he didn't say was stupid. If he thinks every game sucks, does DSP really like gaming?

[@CidLuneth]

I've studied philosophy as a major and I still don't know how to answer this brainbuster.

[@AnonJuggerbot]

@FatalPies "Playin' vidya gaems for money? Thats easy! I can do that!"

[@undeadend]

The only reason he plays games is for the money. He's not a good gamer....at all... Im not great, but I'm better than he is. So I'm sitting here wondering why im playing games for free, when i could start a live stream and mabey make a dollar or two

[@Mythowars]

UnDEAD END it’s not that easy. It’s not just oh he wants money and plays games for it. Dude Phil has gone bankrupt doing this career and he’s still grinding it out! He’s done lots of things through the years to lose and gain followers😂 obviously you ykyk but he’s a legend. He may suck at games but it’s his stupidity in it we all come back for..

[@MadGamer_666]

@@Mythowars he put his stupidity to good use.. at least he is making money out of it.

[@theserpent6434]

By far, the most infuriating parts are when he dies, then says he's "figured out the boss" and spends 5 minutes explaining his stupid fucking strategy that he probably read off the stream chat.

[@lothricknighthelm8653]

He said it sucks that he has to die to get out of dragon form. That shouldnt be a problem for him though

[@tomthestone1470]

try tounge but hole which part? The sucking or dying?

[@GleamEyes]

both

[@hassanawdi3793]

That's a huge problem cause he never died in souls games

[@DulksVenee]

DSP honestly only beats these bosses either with pure luck or with chat's help. He never learns and keeps doing the same mistakes over and over again, then just blames the game. Had to watch this video in parts because of the amount of cringe I got from this guy's constant complaining and poor jokes. Haha. Thanks for editing it out though and uploading it for us!

[@Walamonga1313]

Cor Atro He's so bad I don't cringe. If I watch someone do badly I usually cringe but he's just too off now, he has learned nothing from playing all 5 games. Honestly, he doesn't deserve to play them.

[@Lanadra]

Everyone gets lucky at some point, that's indeed how DSP beats most of these bosses, he eventually gets lucky and manages to get through it. There are some exceptions off course, most notably Ludwig, who is pretty much a hard counter to DSP's ''lucking his way through it'' thing. About 8 times he lucked his way through stage 1, only to get smashed by Ludwig, the Holy Blade.

[@AnonJuggerbot]

Its why Champion Gundyr whooped his ass so hard. There's no 'strat' to cheese the fight. Champion Gundyr is a test of one thing and one thing only: Your grasp of the game's basic mechanics. Chat can't tell you the gimmick to the fight when there isn't one, and its hard to get lucky when you're pressured to very consistently perform to a high standard throughout the entire fight.

[@pantheman2842]

@Synth Ovine Also amounts in a slightly more advanced mechanic, which trivialises the boss for those who know it.

[@MadGamer_666]

@Synth Ovine or you can just roll and hit. Although gundyr is a bitch and has fast attacks but is doable.

[@SuperEricwho]

Outsyder always puts in more work in one video than DSP has in his whole channel.

[@ghostboy2020]

I think you mean "Buggy editing tools"

[@xRedx0]

Dsp: piss me the F**k off

[@bensmith5218]

Bane still never be as popular though . ever ... and also it's it's a channel built on ridiculing someone else who's more successful so it's a road to nowhere ...sad really ..

[@SpaceDragonX783]

Ghostboy Gaming. "WHUUUUT? I have to put effort? That's fucking stupid dood!"

[@DavidAGIII]

He literally steals his footage, edits it a bit and uploads. This is borderline theft albeit amusing.

[@chaosxmk]

It's amazing how he never figured out that you're SUPPOSED to find Friede when she's hiding from you. You aren't supposed to let her build up the dash for that unblockable grab.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

Chaosxmk well to be fair you can bait out the grab for a 6 hit chain....not that Phil knows how to bait bosses

[@chaosxmk]

Considering how hard a time he was having dodging the attack, it'd be safer to stop it entirely.

[@MadGamer_666]

I mean I never figured that out tbh but I used sound cues to roll away from her XD.

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

@@MadGamer_666 try to be close to her when she goes invisible, and then you can see what direction she goes. Alternatively, she kicks up snow in the opposite direction as the one she's going. Except when it's straight up, then she's going behind you

[@Alice89chan]

@@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 then I figured out the landing has a feint sound and snow jumps. The entire fight was wonderful if a bit FF-like and frustrating for having three health bars. But I'll be damned if it's not exhilarating when you succeed.

[@WoodmanFeatherhigh]

Watching sister Friede roll catching him for days was amazingly fun.

[@MadGamer_666]

I never was rooting for a boss so hard XD. And I hate Friede.

[@olliejbaker4324]

Outsyder........4 hours of dsp playing Dark Souls DLC you spoil us Thanks dude

[@The0utsyder]

My pleasure, no worries at all.

[@saskueuzumaki]

It's amazing how fast Phil goes from saying any game is "a piece of shit" to being a huge fan of that game that he couldn't steamroll through easily.

[@dusttodust915]

his ff15lp was better. he did nothing but bitch, moan, devilize and shit on the game through every second of the way then praised it after he beat the game.

[@Naruxos07]

SasukeUzumaki He says that shit in the heat of the moment. If he didn't like these game to some extent, he wouldn't bother with replaying them or playing through all of the DLCs.

[@ArgusJord]

Naruxos07 Money, viewers and Twitch subs would have a word with you on that

[@Naruxos07]

Jordy Morty Phil's own enjoyment of a game is also a factor. He has rage quit AAA games before. That's not to say money and twitch subs aren't important, but I'm sure DSP would rather replay any Souls game over Shadow of War or Lightning Returns despite the Souls series being harder than both of these games. Keep in mind that he rage quit both of these games when they were at peak popularity whereas he replayed Dark Souls 1 six years after its launch. I kinda understand Phil's feelings when it comes to the Souls series. I've had more deaths in my Nioh playthrough than Phil did with his, yet I consider that game to be the most fun game of 2017 even though I have raged at it a couple of times. Hell, I'm currently in the process of doing my second playthrough. Just because someone gets mad at a game during a frustrating moment doesn't mean that they hate the game, and games like the Souls series and Nioh are meant to be frustrating at times. People say shit in the heat of the moment. It's like getting in an argument with your significant other or a parent and one of you say something that's out of line. Now that doesn't mean you literally hate the person does it? You guys take Phil's rage way too literally.

[@citizenvulpes4562]

Naruxos07 I mean he does it every ten seconds. "WTF DOOD, THE RESPONSE TIME IS DELAYED WTF" wash, rinse, repeat. Even when he wins, he complains. Then all of a sudden "I enjoyed every minute, it was a great game".

[@Darkone348]

He always complains about this mysterious "input delay" that no one else experiences but him.

[@69mickswagg]

hype I've never watched him, but I imagine he's talking about the way it locks you into your actions with no cancel available. it's hard to get used to when you first start. at least it was for me four years ago. but now I like it better. it's more real. in real life you're not going to be able to sheathe your weapon from a swing from a giant hammer and roll instantly.

[@CidLuneth]

"It's hard to get used to when you first start," but Phillip here gets no pass on that because he's played through every single game and still pisses and complains about that. If he actually bothered to learn anything instead of bumbling through it, he would know how to use the queued command system to his advantage.

[@YurameshiVT]

There is a bit of a delay, but it’s not as terrible as DS2.

[@Evnyofdeath]

I'm not sure of DS3 has it, but some of the Souls games do have "Input Queuing". If you put in several commands one after the other, the game will execute them in that order. Not an excuse for his lack of skill, but it would explain why he's so convinced there's a delay

[@patrickcastrogiovanni3764]

I've been playing ds3 for the frist time recently on xbone and I can say without a doubt that in a vast majority of places he says there's this lag there is none the only place I experienced any sort of noticeable frame drop was in the pontiff sulyvahn boss fight and even then it was only for a brief couple of seconds

[@persius31]

Y'know, no matter how much DSP I watch, I really can't ever get over just how delusional he is about his skill level and the games he plays. Like, really, it's one thing if he's doing this intentionally, but based on his actions in the past and his history, I think he really is just this bad at video games, Phil seems like the kind of guy who blames the person who he rear ends as the one at fault in a car wreck when he couldn't break in time.

[@V2ULTRAKill]

PhantomS He's actually gotten worse over time, back in 2005 he still had an inflated ego but he was actually decent at games....though he played like 5 times as much

[@MadGamer_666]

Is he putting on a show or is he for real?

[@Zxzero36]

@@MadGamer_666 Based on his tantrums he's had when people have told him when he's wrong and such and in general when playing some games. I doubt hes pretending.

[@fourcrippledhorses]

@@MadGamer_666 he sometimes plays it up but he genuinely sucks. he especially fakes shit in the souls games but they also show the most genuine frustration, like when he just gives up on a fight because he got hit on one poorly timed roll

[@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710]

@@MadGamer_666 watch some of the TIHYDP's for racing games. He is terrible. Like, he will ram right into a fucking guard rail, drive into it for 5 seconds then complain it "came out of nowhere, dood!". He is terrible at games and likes to make up terms for how bad he is at them. he loves the term "rubberbanding"in racing games, claiming he was the better driver but the game sped up others so he would lose. He is just a giant baby.

[@cmox1830]

52:03 *Puts up shield while his back Is to the boss "I COULDNT BLAAAAHHHCK"

[@Noname-om3pp]

"HA HA HA HA."

[@stevemckewl831]

Definitely worth the wait. I was so happy to feel slightly smarter than i am again.

[@matthewtyerman1314]

That Demon fight was so painful to watch. All he does is run.

[@Sharkamfss]

About the demon fight, his reaction to the demon prince seemed genuine. This is the first time I've seen him enjoy a game he's playing.

[@totalgarbage2053]

Crazy considering it’s the only other boss fight in the game besides Vordt that you can actually roll under!

[@Leawsome9]

I know I mean I understand kiting but he is legit like “when they stop glowing then I attack” honestly he should have summoned Gael to help him or Lepp

[@capamerica012]

Phil: *Praises From Software at the beginning and end of every playthrough* Also Phil: *Mocks the devs at From Software all throughout the playthrough "FROM SOFTWARE DUH!"*

[@YurameshiVT]

2:53:05 you WERE blocking, Phil. However, you had your BACK to a massive, sword wielding Santa Claus.

[@Mygrandpaspodcast]

It’s crazy how speed runners and challenge players can dodge on time and get through whole playthroughs no hit sl1 with broken mechanics like this

[@thespanishinquisition4078]

Some guy literally beat Midir sl1 while completely naked, with his bare fists, without rolling or partying, with only the help of some f***ing rings. Yeah I’m gonna say it ain’t the mechanics failing here. And for the record I personally SUCKED during this DLC it sure as shit’s a tough one, but I didn’t blame the fucking game for my sucking!

[@mwwq1]

@@thespanishinquisition4078 i beat all the bosses in the dlc in 4 tries or less

[@zentazym1]

@@thespanishinquisition4078 How did he make it through without partying? Midir has the hottest beat in the game. Must’ve been hard not to bust a groove

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

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[@williamberends7580]

Phil gets defensive as fuck when people say he grinds. It doesn't matter Phil will still get his shit pushed in no matter how high his vigor or level is.

[@ivorymantis1026]

Alcohol poisoning drinking game: Take a shot for every 10 panic rolls.

[@user-qp1qm7ov7h]

*Plays through DLCs with boring sword and shield combo for 50 parts straight* *Finds a new bad ass weapon in said DLCs* *Fumbles in inventory for 5 minutes trying to find the new weapon* *Reads item description* DSP: Huh... Okay *MAY try out new bad ass weapon for about 2 seconds* *Proceeds to use boring sword and shield combo for the rest of the play through* Quality Khantent outta 10

[@tronmerncutsman]

a you can't be upset with him for using a sword and shield, just about anything can be cool if you use it right. If anything, it'd be worse if he used the most badass weapons he had since they're often overpowered and would make the game too easy.

[@WeaponXYZ]

One handed longswords are pretty overpowered compared to boss soul weapons, the simple fact that R1 spam carries him through all of Dark Souls 3

[@ademetal]

@@WeaponXYZ Yeah, I beat the DLC's at around about level 80 using a longsword and pyromancy, they worked really well. Guard break skill with the long sword coupled with range of pyromancy made them way too easy.

[@Zxzero36]

@@tronmerncutsman DS2s lighting spear is a good example of it being boring.

[@Gothic1992]

What makes this boring is the fact that all he does is press R1. No heavy attacks. Didn't even use the buff special.

[@joebk44]

“Who woulda thought you could cut the bridge down?!” Idk maybe anyone who played ds3 and got to Wolnir. YOURSELF INCLUDED

[@No_Plays_Hand_Empty]

holy shit Phil lucked out with that second Spear, no offence to them but they weren't that great. Also lmao "that's a good one because it's unique!" Phil we all know if you'd had a string of skilled players, you'd have rage quit like a bitch. Flashbacks to the Old Monk.

[@QueenSyndel]

50:09 apparently phils console is haunted since he didn't touch the controller.

[@SuperBeanSquad]

The best part is that despite the fit he threw, the Estus was 100% valuable. It didn't heal him to full, which means none of its health was wasted. He literally had a meltdown over a safe, justified heal.

[@katawatenshu]

hmm, he thinks the shield damage is physical resistance?

[@alexmaugeri2795]

buttercrap he thinks a lot of things tbh

[@SilvarusLupus]

And all of them are wrong.

[@BAConStripsAReBEAST]

I'd love to see Phil put a camera on his controller when he plays. Then we can really see if he rolled in time or fucked up (Which of course he fucked up)

[@fmsyntheses]

He doesn't want you to see the jizz stains.

[@Darkone348]

He doesn't seem to grasp input queuing which after fives games is kind of sad.

[@Voldine2]

EWWWWW!

[@Zxzero36]

It's the same reason why he didn't watch the kill cams from COD games or why he doesn't show his inputs on fighting games cause he knows he is wrong

[@monkeyscientist9913]

"I'm making progressively more progess!" And also progressively worse grammar.

[@MadGamer_666]

Time goes forward.

[@crum6233]

For those of you that think you suck at these kind of games, these videos show that there is always someone worse than you.

[@airiakizuki5592]

I've never played them but if a 'Collection' series of all games ever comes out for cheap at least i'll never be as bad as Phil.

[@AbsoluteEmperor]

Tyler Crum Nice account pic.

[@cmox1830]

Tyler Crum as long as you don't blame the developers for your mistakes you will always be better than him

[@orangetowngaming9190]

Tyler Crum sadly no i cant beat twin princes

[@YurameshiVT]

Tyler Crum Danganronpa is goooooood.

[@Waleed_Ahmed18]

It's like Phil expects to be able to roll and attack at the exact same time. Every time he complains about dodging he either stood there and did nothing or he was to busy mashing R1 that his character attacks before he can roll. I can't believe this guy actually was able to beat any of the soulborne games. he's played DS1, DS2, BB, even DeS and hasn't learned a single thing.

[@poptolla]

He over-leveled like crazy that's why!

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

And, as seen with his first attempt Ludwig, he is wholly incapable of playing any Soulsborne on any difficulty higher than NG.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

You know how he beat the games? The stream chat walked him through all of it.

[@destroyerfromconsole4213]

Wait, how do you even cheese dark souls

[@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710]

Ancient comment but he never beat those games legit. Like, IRRC he got phantoms and summoned his chat to do the work in DS1. He also got the to drop OP weapons for him. In DS2 he was over leveled and spammed a broken spell they had to nerf and was terrible when he had to face enemies that were resistant to lightning. in bloodborne he abused a glitch to get echos and was like level 90 by the time you were in the third area of the game ( and still died to BSB lmao) and DeS was the same thing, abused a dupe glitch and was massively over leveled ( but still never leveled up his weapon lmao)

[@gravelhb8548]

Keep in mind Ludwig broke him

[@lmao_nope]

Imagine raiding with Phil in an mmo. _"I DIDN'T STAND IN THE FIRE! LAG! WHAT THE FUCK HEALER! NOT MY FAULT! I MOVED!"_

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

He’d definitely be the DPS class who dies due to his own stupidity and then blames healers/tanks.

[@GothicXlightning]

13:27 Let us have a moment of silent to appreciate the badassery of the Millwood Black Knight Viking Bro the ultimate PIG SLAYER of this desperate dark times

[@jovialhovis107]

'DODGE'. he says, a full second after friede grabs him. dude, stop complaining just because you're slow. Love how he calls DS 'finicky'. The souls series is everything but finicky. Stop refusing to learn and you might succeed.

[@Darkone348]

Yeah I've got 100% in all three games, the controls work perfectly fine. I've never had it drop my input or any of the other weird stuff he complains about.

[@jovialhovis107]

Watching him fail like that reminds me of DS2's ruin sentinels. he got raped so hard! Mainly because he was still using the worthless wooden shield, like he does for most of the game.

[@madmagic228]

joe broye One big thing newbs have a problem with is spamming buttons and not expecting the inputs to go through. E.g. Hitting the roll button 3 times when you want to roll once will get you fucked.

[@jovialhovis107]

yeah, the button queuing in ds was always an awesome mechanic when you understand it. Like you can hit the roll tap estus, hit the roll again in drink animation and you still get away, it's definitely a learning curve, but phil has no excuse. he's played every souls game. though he still never beat DS 1 legit. such a pansy.

[@Darkone348]

He never beat Dark 2 legit either, he spammed a broken spell through the whole thing while chat held his hand. He also didn't finish one of the DLCs apparently. And I guess skipped Darklurker.

[@thatgiambalvoguy]

I had to stop after the Sister Friede fight cause I havent played The Ringed City yet and I'm not gonna let DSP of all fucking people spoil it for me. I want to bring up what Phil said after the fight... "You see? I'm calm, I'm collected, I'm focused....and the dodges came out...the dodges worked and I won. Amazing!" Its is extremely hard to tell if hes actually admitting that the only way to play this game is to be patient and calm....OR he is using some sort of an excuse the claim that Ooohhh all of a sudden the rolls worked. Because the words say, "I get it now, I realize what I was doing wrong"....but the tone comes out as, "See? Look at this inconsistent bullshit! Fuck you From Software, my dodges should have been working even when I was getting pissed. The game shouldnt know how mad I get and should just work when I want it to!"

[@V2ULTRAKill]

ThatGiambalvoGuy Bugged Dodge Mechanics dood, nothing he could do to save his kwality khantent

[@PunkZombie1300]

Right afterward he continued to talk about how his controller finally worked and that it's easy when there's no "input delay"

[@PunkZombie1300]

So, no, he didn't learn shit, or at least he didn't admit it.

[@hazardousjazzgasm129]

Nothing like a cup of joe and some DSP to begin a cozy evening

[@dusttodust915]

to start a weekend

[@PATRIOTxx3]

The demon princes bossfight was so cringe. Didn't the first attempt last like 15-20 minutes? LOL

[@Ashuralndra]

PATRIOTxx3 yeah he ran away for almost all of it

[@Mikebtheawsome]

Did he just call a scabbard a hilt?

[@Xiaara_Quala]

yes, yes he did

[@SilvarusLupus]

**3 seconds in** "Look the freaking hilt is hovering on my character." ...That's not the hilt, that's a sheath/scabbard

[@roryb.bellows8617]

R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1

[@cmox1830]

"This is bullshit I cant stagger him cahmaan!!! "

[@69mickswagg]

Rusty Shackleford doesn't matter much in pve. why not spam? PvP is another matter. but even then if you get killed by someone who only knows how to spam, then you probably deserve it. it shows a lack of skill in PvP. not so much in pve. although this guy has that too, lol.

[@roryb.bellows8617]

Straight swords are baby mode. In PVP and PVE.

[@MrStarguy]

Rusty Shackleford me dick big Me no use any weapon Me play dark souls for attention Me use broken straight sword, me elitist

[@roryb.bellows8617]

Straight sword baby spotted

[@Trigrwrnng]

He just called a sheath a hilt... Already a good start

[@85redpikmin]

"I never thought you could hit the bridge and it would fall!" You would thing he would remember a literally copy-paste mechanic from the base game. Then again, this is Phil

[@linushyper300]

The sound at 04:38 reminds me of another sound Phil made once. :3

[@Noname-om3pp]

*OH NEPTUNE...*

[@ptrd4111]

32:02 classic Ds3 scrub moment 1. Spam R1 and tunnel 2. Drain stamina 3. Get guard broken and riposted 4. Spam roll when still getting up 5. Whine Any person that knows how to parry is probably sweating watching this.

[@WretchedHead]

Welcome back to Phil complaining about the final boss in the entire Dark Souls series being hard

[@CounterLife]

4 hours? I'm ready!

[@x.arybdis502]

Güys keep in mind that he played the dlc when his weapon was insanely powerfull(because of a patch).

[@smo6477]

Emre Kara he did it before it got super buffed

[@loubloom1941]

Ök

[@CeetjeBeetje]

I've been playing the Ariandel DLC for the first time lately. I'm not that familiar with Dark Souls, I'm way more into Bloodborne. So all the characters I built in DS3 are kinda light and fast, to make it play similar to Bloodborne. But with this character I'm using in the DLC now, it's not working that well. I'm level 73 at the Gravetender boss and can't even beat the dude. Every hit I take, takes off about half health. And I'm using a magic rapier, which doesn't do a lot of damage at all. I should definately make a pure strength character at some point, just tank everything. The person who animated the wolf, though, should get a raise. The wolf charging and jumping around looks super awesome!

[@FuzzyPickles923]

Yeah I like that boss fight but there is a much better wolf boss fight in Ds1 Sif Imo

[@CeetjeBeetje]

@@FuzzyPickles923 Yeah, Sif was much more fun to fight. I got stuck at Artorius, though :) I have to get back to DS1 at some point and finish that game!

[@FuzzyPickles923]

@@CeetjeBeetje I think everyone has had an ass beating by Artorias once before😂

[@alansquared]

“Oh! I found my souls, there they are” *Souls Retrieved* “Oh, I have zero anyway. Fuck.”

[@XdarkmarioX]

You know it's going to be good when in the first 30 seconds DSP mistakes a sheath for a hilt.

[@therabidscorpion]

It always amuses me when he bangs on electronics like a caveman trying to get them to work.

[@MisterBlackroad]

His parry attempts always crack me up

[@COREcasual]

Phil was emotionally stunted at around age 12 or so

[@veezuhlife]

brain development stopped around there too

[@MisfitManiacJoe]

4 hours? ... challenge fuckin accepted.

[@xerohwun4695]

stamina - how does it work?

[@ToxicHydreigon]

My favourite thing he says in these games that I quote all the time is the “just kill me” when he fucks up real bad to a boss

[@opatiel3932]

These videos always make me feel better about my own performance in dark souls lol

[@pyatig]

That tree sequence with back to back to back gravity deaths was comedy gold, esp the last one with the exploding arrow.

[@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710]

"controls don't kahm out on ehhxbahhx wunnn!" Well, they do. You just have a 62iq

[@wittledragon1314]

Ok you have got to be the most garbage pvper to lose to phil.... lol even after resorting to the follower saber.

[@xlixer7641]

I remember he resorted to the dark sword too in his base game playthrough

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

The cowardice when he finally hit the Ringed City is insufferable. He runs from every single enemy… into the arms of another enemy or a dead-end. Repeat for the entirety of the rest of the playthrough.

[@hugehuman1]

This could've benefited from more edited in uploader commentary, and comments from the videos. Still though, the slowed down parts were pretty hilarious.

[@Nichols9008]

What if: TIHYDP was Phil making highlight videos and getting "detractors" to watch his cahntent.

[@pantheman2842]

Along with faking all the pathetic excuses? This explains the limited ragequits. If he never blocked the comments, I would believe this honestly.

[@cabrozonte]

Dat slowmo laugh

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

He's got the sunlight straight sword, and a shield that lets him use the weapon art, but he never does. Oh my God…

[@poptolla]

The Music is too loud! Seriously he complains about that?

[@citizenvulpes4562]

poptolla he did that with vordt too.

[@hassanawdi3793]

Rumors say he lost the remote of his tv

[@falx94]

Kiting the Greatwolf around the pillars makes the fight total easy mode and he still makes it look like a chore.

[@marvinkose1143]

1:00:50 Wait, did he FINALLY realize, that going at it calm and collected and LEARNING the game gets you through boss fights better then trying to cheese or brute force everything? *30 min. later* welp, nevermind

[@TheSteelStallion]

I don't think that plummeting to his death scream will ever get old.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

Someone needs to make a boss. That's litterally just a flying camera that erratically attacks by locking onto the player. And have it named"The DarkSyder"

[@piai55]

I love how Phil talks about everything being inconsistent without demonstrating it once. Not once did he hold up the controller and dodge for 2 - 3 minutes to show chat that sometimes the rolls just "won't come out" because deep down this waste of life knows that he is baselessly blaming the game for his own shortcomings.

[@frankpastrana550]

my favorite thing will always be that "pretty easy" comment during the gravetender fight right before the wolf comes and shits on him 🤣🤣

[@Amitlu]

That Demon boss fight was something else. Forget the part where he kept running, focus on his dumbass strategy of going after the slow one. That just makes it easier for you to get trampled by the fiery one.

[@patrickcastrogiovanni3764]

I'll never understand why he insists on having a shield if he's never going to use it

[@mikerzisu9508]

He uses it quite a bit

[@patrickcastrogiovanni3764]

On rewatching I realized that he does use it alot I dont know why I thought he didn't use it guess I wasn't paying attention I might have been referring more to his ds2 run

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

@@patrickcastrogiovanni3764 Probably because he uses it terribly: doesn’t pay attention to his Stamina and just blocks everything until he is guard-broken and dies. He might as well not have it, haha.

[@patrickcastrogiovanni3764]

@@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll that's what I'm saying

[@sheldoncooper8199]

Its amazing DSP has like over 20 excuses as to why he died to Sister Friede

[@Slurms19]

While fighting Midir "for some reason I whiff non-stop!" He really has zero self awareness.

[@twistedpear18]

Sleeve Knight Gael... Sleeve. Knight. Gael.

[@Boronion]

The sister friede fight alone shows how braindead he is. This is going to be hilarious. Thank you Outsyer

[@dasboot1362]

His demon prince fight Was just painful to watch tbh. Imagine if bosses would run away in circles all the time....

[@paye188]

I like how phil thinks he can instantly dodge the moment he gets hit, goes to show how phil doesn’t learn from mistakes or just obvious things

[@rae-1561]

Wow, he used the same sword through the whole game. I remember changing my weapon all the time just to suit the enemy i am facing. Twin demon : run around, look at the boss pattern. It wasn't that hard to figure out an exploit. My oh my

[@peterjohn5300]

2:28:46 That's the only time DSP's laugh actually sounded legit.

[@calamityknyte]

3:50-3:55 The timing of that wolf's attack tho...

[@araccoonstolemyradiator]

I love how he reads a message that tells him to jump, doesn't jump multiple times, dies, and then gives up. Only to cut to a clip of him not jumping again only to fall into danger. It's like the only time he sprints is when he's kiting a boss, it's amazing.

[@sheldoncooper8199]

I seriously LOVE how DSP heals directly in front of Gael......Facepalm

[@onlyicedgarrett7791]

22:44 Idk, didn't they pull the EXACT same trick in the Catacombs, and there there was an in game message telling you the bridge would collapse. Ah, how can I expect Phil to actually remember his experiences in this game for more than a week?

[@srivatsan274]

he doesn't even know what is instakill

[@Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll]

That second Spear of the Church was an embarrassment...

[@blueberryblues5644]

I love that he lists a really really good trait about dark souls (that the bosses are sorta unpredictable, and generally have a big movepool so that you're not sitting there dodging the same attacks easily the whole time) and says it's a reason he hates it. Like why play the game if not for the good parts of the game? I know why he would rather it be shittier, and it's because it's easy. But man, what a toddler.