Ron White Deer Hunting

[@ryanm4013]

The genius of Ron White is that you don’t get the impression that he is telling jokes, but telling you stories of his life.

[@mikeg3439]

So true. The part where he said "I made that part up" tells you that he has to say that or his cousin will give him shit, and that it really pretty much is Ron telling you about his life.

[@briannotafan3368]

my best was wile hunting i fell asleep against a tree my budy woke me up and showed me a fresh pile of deer pelles behind my tree i swear weren't there earlier

[@Praise___YaH]

@Jesus is LORD jesus is NOT Who they Crucified, Revelation 22:16, jesus is the “son of David”, He is Lucifer, the “bright morning star”. That is who jesus is

[@billme6701]

@Jesus is LORD no

[@K3Flyguy]

Exactly the same as Larry the cable guy.

[@GeorgeVreelandHill]

Ron White is pure genius. He can make fun of life, and we can relate to it. Love the guy.

[@weirdshibainu]

When I was 10, I went hunting with 2 of my uncles. It was basically a weekend where they could get away from their wives and drink. We'd finish cooking dinner and was sitting around the campfire. A nice buck literally walked at the edge of the clearing. My uncles had been drinking all day and their guns were in the camper. One of them stood up and shooed the deer away. I asked why he did that and he said " you know how much work it is to dress out a deer?" He gave me a swig of beer and swore me to secrecy. The next day, on the drive home, we almost hit a deer. When we got home, my mom asked her brother and me how the trip went. Her brother said we didn't see a thing. I went hunting with them every year after that.

[@devobah1722]

Thanks for sharing your story bro, put a smile on my face in a dark time. Have a great day 🤙

[@weirdshibainu]

@@devobah1722 Glad it did. Take care

[@NaulterEgo]

So what you are telling me, is that if you swear to me you won't tell a soul, what you actually mean is that you'll tell the entire face of the planet on KZbin!

[@brahtrumpwonbigly7309]

@@NaulterEgo We are nobody since we aren't somebody to him ;)

[@Nollic15]

Loool this is so true, once it gets past about noon I just give up on wanting to shoot anything because there’s so much work involved in processing the meat haha!

[@lorenzodepacas9885]

Ron White is my favorite stand up comedian still alive. I attended one of his live shows in 2010, and I thought I'd die laughing. He's got a hotline connected directly to my funny bone.

[@barklordofthesith2997]

If it was the one where he ends it whistling the Andy Griffith tune, i caught that one as well.

[@lorenzodepacas9885]

@@barklordofthesith2997 The show was called Behavioral Problems. Was around '06. Don't remember any whistling.

[@barklordofthesith2997]

@@lorenzodepacas9885 show i went to was back in 2010 i think which is the year you had posted in your first post. Was somewhere in New Mexico at an Indian resort casino.

[@astrofan1993]

He was the favorite of my aunt's nephew (no relation to me). His name was Adam. Poor kid passed away from cancer in 2010, around the age of 12 of 13 years old. Shortly before he passed, some friends of his parents invited his parents to a comedy show, but his parents couldn't go, because they were just too busy trying to take care of their dying son. The friends went, and managed to talk to the comedian after the show, telling them the story about Adam. Well, the comedian called up Adam and his parents, and they got to talking. The comedian asked Adam who his favorite comedian was, and Adam replied, "Ron White." Sadly, the comedian did not know Ron White himself, but he knew a comedian who did. So he called up that comedian, who called up Ron White, and Ron White called up Adam, and they spoke for a little while. This was about a week or so before Adam passed away. My mother, who never really liked Ron White due to his dark sense of humor and the demeanor he gave off in talk shows, gained a newfound respect for the man that day. That a man like him would take some time out of his day to talk to a kid dying of cancer, he must not be as bad as she thought. My mother swore that if she ever met Ron White in person, she would thank him for making some of Adam's last moments good ones.

[@lorenzodepacas9885]

@barklordofthesith2997 Yeah, in my OP I couldn't remember the date, so I searched the name of the tour, which I did remember, so then I posted that on my reply. Sorry for the confusion 😁

[@SmithsCustomBuilders]

Some of the best times I have spent with my Dad and now my Son.

[@mjcruiser4238]

After the legendary Jack Benny ( who has been gone a very long time ) Ron has the absolute best timing of any comedian!

[@ncstate5285]

Ron White is The Man, the more he drinks the funnier he gets

[@gmar7836]

No the more drunk

[@edwardhall1829]

Sad to say, unlike Mr. White, the more I drink the funnier everybody else gets. That is why I am 13 years sober.

[@Lookin4LoveInAllTheWrongPlaces]

@@edwardhall1829 Congrats on the 13 years. Thank you for your inspiration. I quit cigarettes September 2nd of 2021. Been smoking 23 yrs.

[@D-A-1776]

I seen him at Cherokee casino and he was in the casino gambling after the show and he was hammered still gave me his autograph and took a picture to bad that phone broke many years ago

[@johnclark6571]

@@edwardhall1829 You have it beat, bro. I had it beat too. Until I didn't

[@deborahleffler4579]

Ron white is a great comic 😂

[@tjimicole2677]

I love the idea that deer hunting is actually easier when the deer know your coming.

[@eaglekeeper7737]

This man is a born comedic storyteller.🤣

[@vincesmith764]

not really. if ypu watch his early young stuff it was,nt as cool. Ron gives Foxworthy credit for helping/slowing his deliveries. Now he is the man. I Love him.😅😂

[@epictnt]

Hearing Ron White on Rogan after he stopped doing comedy was crazy. Joe told him that he can go back whenever. Ron is a legend in stand up. And he's out here feeling like he's not.

[@keithpurduecroft]

He's right. I got a 6 point buck one night with my friend's Maxi-Van. Jumped right out in front of me. It tumbled a lot. By the time l got turned around, someone had loaded it into his pickup and was leaving fast.

[@big_wigpenguin9538]

The evolution of hunting

[@samuelenglish7176]

I laugh every damn time I see this. And I watch it once a day lol

[@big_wigpenguin9538]

@Jesus is LORD bruh

[@backyardbuck6362]

And you're gonna see it more in Brandon's economy.

[@gregorysagegreene]

🤣 ... Rabies & CoronaV fer dinna' t'niiiiiight!

[@Hyoukikyo]

I like this south humor; if that is what it is called.

[@justdoingitjim7095]

I had a deer lease near Menard, which is about the center of Texas. I always tried to get there before dark, because at night you were running a gauntlet of deer standing in the road and in the ditches, all waiting to jump in front of you. The last twenty miles to my lease were the worst and I'd drive 20 to 30 mph with a death grip on the steering wheel. One time I counted over 200 deer standing in the ditches and on the road in that 20 mile stretch.

[@raystanczak4277]

Some years ago I visited rural Pennsylvania, and the white-knuckle driving is real-the deer were EVERYWHERE! And they sure love headlights, poor critters. I’ve hit 3 in my life-they used to call me the Deer-Hunter. And I don’t even hunt. The deer seemed to be hunting for me!

[@justdoingitjim7095]

@@boataxe4605 Yea, most states frown on anyone shooting from or across a road, especially at night. It has something to do with accidently shooting other cars or homes. Can you believe it's even illegal to go onto someone elses property without permission to hunt also? Heck, they won't even let us shoot someone's cows, even with them just on the other side of the fence! How ridiculous is that? (sarcasm)

[@strattuner]

I DEER HUNTED most of kansas all parts,till i was about 25 spent thousands for a creature that comes up on all back roads here,they are laying dead everywhere from late september to february,i used a bow ,if you want to really hunt something hunt rams in the mountains killing one of them is a trophy and adventure rolled into to one,closest you can get to one of these jumpers is about 300 yds and they are usually running pretty good,gotta be a good shot

[@John_Longbow]

Same here in Norway this year. Then when come to deer lease land, not a single one to see.. Drive home.. repeat next day.. Days on end🤣

[@strattuner]

@@John_Longbow throw some grain on the ground sneak back and gather unto you what is yours,simple huh

[@rogersawyer9265]

I'm a deer hunter,or at least used to be and that is hilarious.

[@DickKoch-e7n]

He was one if the funniest guys around years ago

[@garylangley4502]

True. I was born and raised in San Diego, and I have never hunted. Why? I spent a lot of time at the beach. For a while, In the 1990's, I lived in Cedar City, Utah, and everyone hunts there. There were some of my friends talking about the deer hunt, and I said "I got a deer once." They looked surprised because they knew where I had lived, and one asked, "What with?" I replied, "An '81 Pontiac Bonneville."

[@rogerwillard6491]

I got a deer once! At 75 mph, I took the deers face off, and my dad's rear view mirror disappeared forever !!! But the guy going the other way in his low slung Oldsmobile turned the deer into a mass of fur covered jelly!!!!!

[@patrickpalmer3374]

He's a timeless comic

[@petethegrip4556]

I am guilty of eating roadkill! I was in Northern California in a gigantic quail flew across the road, hit my windshield, flopped on the side of the road dead as a door nail. I barely slowed down, open my door and scooped it up without stopping Traffic. Tossed it in my seat next to me and my Toyota truck, drove straight home and cleaned it while it was still warm. It was the size of a Cornish game hen, and probably the tastiest meal I ever made as a young , starving bachelor!

[@Spaceflightlover2010]

My dad hit a pheasant with his Corvair once when I was about 7. He jumped out of the car, grabbed it and when we got home, I had my first pheasant dinner.

[@2KCamaroZ28SS]

As someone that gave up on deer hunting to instead hit them with his truck 4 times in his life, Ron is right.

[@volador2828]

While listening to music in comfort!

[@cliffcharpentier34]

ive ran over three myself and two more side swiped me. i learned never hit the brakes before the hit. give it gas. the difference between going though the windshield or rolling of it. and ive never hit an old buck. those are smart as fuck

[@briannotafan3368]

i made a deal with deer i wont drive in your woods if you don't run on my highway

[@JaxRiley]

I got 2 with a rifle, but I stg 9 with freaking vehicles!

[@twobeards6714]

@@JaxRiley 55 years . 2 rife kills. 6 road kills. 60 k in truck repairs. Venni= 725 per pound. Perfectly sensible behavior.

[@patrickgjorven7832]

As a deer hunter, I find this funny!

[@DunderHead.5000]

As a person who has hit deer several times, not so much.

[@alanwhiteside410]

You got that right put some headlights on it and it will jump right out in front of it!

[@Lassiterable]

Love Ron White!!

[@carldorsey2604]

Gotta love this dude for representing the bars on this blue collar shit. Black flag fucking rules.

[@j.dragon651]

I used to hit on average at least two dear a year driving 104 miles back and forth to work on back country roads. Many people have it out for hunters but don't realize they are some of the most environmentally protective people on the planet.

[@mikeg3439]

Hunters are actually used to optimize herd/pack health over many species of game, all over the USA. Hunters result in happier and healthier existences for many species. Hunters like you said tend to be extremely respectful about the environment, and would yell at anyone who throws trash down or disrespects wildlife. I've literally never hunted with, or seen a hunter, who did not care deeply about wildlife, being responsible, being respectful. I have, however, living in Southern California, met many pot smoking pink haired activists who talk about hunters like we are all violent murderers who can only attain sexual release by experiencing the agony of a shot animal. Meanwhile they cram hamburgers down their fat, soft gullets without the slightest care of the miserable existence that most beef cattle have.

[@j.dragon651]

@@mikeg3439 I have no problem with any hunter that eats what he kills. I personally don't hunt. Trophy hunters are another story. I am a pot smoking left leaning individual who supports second amendment rights. What you really need to do is to go to upstate N.Y. and shoot some dear lol. The percentage of people who hunt there has shrunk considerably, and the dear are out of control! I am now in the mountains of S.W. Va. and I don't see half the deer? I know there are more hunters down here. Probably costs the insurance industry quite a bit a year killing them with cars.

[@mikeg3439]

@@j.dragon651 I'm torn on the whole trophy thing. I don't understand the desire for a trophy. On the one hand I can see that a trophy hunter might be a "serial killer in the making" type mentality. On the other, I can imagine a trophy hunterw who also wants the meat, loves the animals, loves wildlife. I used to blanketly hate trophy hunters until I met one, who loved the animals deeply, always ate what he took, and was a rabid conservationist and environmentalist.

[@inaperfectworld10101]

Sometimes I like to venture into nature with my positive thoughts and some sugar snap peas. I wander aimlessly as I munch on the juicy peas and let my thoughts roam freely. It's amazing.

[@tinbanger66]

I also like to take a feather duster, in case anything needs refreshing. 😁

[@inaperfectworld10101]

@@tinbanger66 Or try wading into a gently flowing stream...its quite refreshing.

[@victorsullivan7238]

You know they're Texan because 22 degrees is cold enough to cause a deer hunter to stay in the cabin

[@KB-ke3fi]

Yeah well you would have loved the negative 21 Texas had 3 years ago for a week.

[@krbohn101]

That last statement: Truer words have never been spoken.

[@Alan-in-Bama]

lol I've been a deer hunter since the mid 80's and what he said is true ! Deer will stand on the side of an interstate 10 feet away from cars and semi trucks zooming by at 70-80 mph... but in the woods, step on some noisy leaves or make a movement too sudden and they will haul ass like a pack of lions are attacking !!??

[@brohanfromrohan5771]

Do you know what I appreciate the most about this? The fact that he said 12 POWER and not "times" like all of the little clueless video game nerds these days.

[@chrisloveschrist5742]

Tater salad the legend🤣... Had to send to my man he wasn't able hunt on opening day hang in there baby what you're doing is so beautiful #Family1st🦌🙌⏳💋

[@ETHRON1]

Lmao.... my wife is the deer hunter in our family...she used our Suzuki at 65mph.. That deer meat cost us over 3K.

[@johnnyquest6115]

A two minute clip of Ron White? How's that possible?!

[@nosuchluck9477]

That southern drawl- I hit one with a vay-an going 55mph! lmao!

[@PJ_Hookem]

@@billywilliams8753 So Alabama is what your version of Southern is? Lmao

[@PJ_Hookem]

@@billywilliams8753 show me one person in Arizona that talks like that.

[@JKnight1231]

With the headlights on and the horn blowing

[@gmar7836]

That’s terrible. Poor deer

[@sammylacks4937]

Those chrome plated bullets get em every time.

[@LosingLincolns]

When I am driving to work on a road loaded with deer 🦌 I always think of this 🤣

[@Smurf5738]

Deer are like grand theft auto Npc's. When you're about to hit them they jump under your wheels

[@RosebudBB]

Funny, I worked for a township in NJ and always got more deer that ran into my township truck than the boys in the garage that got up at the wee hours of the morning! Never any damage to the truck but I had several deer a year before anyone else got their first.

[@2anthro]

Biggest healthiest deer I've ever seen were in New Jersey!!

[@RosebudBB]

@@2anthro I moved to Kentucky and the deer here are much bigger than the deer in NJ.

[@malcolmt7883]

My four uncles would pass out drunk in the woods. Getting drunk was step one of deer hunting, and they never got to step two

[@Majinjef2099]

ron white looking like a pawn stars family member, maybe a long lost brother of rick's?, Big Hoss' long lost uncle? legend says they called him tater salad

[@clintdanger7166]

Chum lees dad haha

[@donnance1480]

That dumb@zz Resident calls him Corn pop...What a Morooooon. Lets Go Brandon!!!!!!

[@alamudesky1959]

My uncle went deer hunting .His friend had a tommy gun.

[@jakestokes398]

Huh?

[@elhuddleston17]

Happy New Year 2023. I'm a driver for Amish in El Dorado Missouri area I heard this video for the first time with four drunk young Amish men taking them for more liquor. I've hit two deers this way on black tops before dawn on two different mornings taking out two different vans.

[@donaldramey1896]

I can tell you from experience that the difference between killing a deer with a rifle and killing a deer with your new Lexus is that the deer won't total your rifle.

[@tbeach3617]

Deer rifle doesnt cost ya 60K either.

[@ElaineWood-f2t]

😂😂😂

[@billgrandone3552]

I love this story so much that I pulled this same stunt on two hunters in the barbershop. They were talking about their success hunting that week . One guy said he got his deer with a Mossberg, the other said he got his with a Remington. At that point as i was getting a haircut and shave, I said that my wife got a deer two years ago. To which they both responded "Really, your WIFE ! What did she get it with? To which I smiled and said -- HER BUICK. The guys knew they were had but cracked up at that and my barber stopped cutting my hair because he was laughing. BTW She DID nail that deer! Some time later I nailed a coyote with my Pontiac Trans Am. It was just like those Wiley Coyote cartoons. He was in the middle of the road eating road kill when i came over the crest of the hill. He looked up. His eyes got real large and his ears dropped as he realized what was about to happen and WHAM. He took my license plate right in his snout and was flipped over the car. He knocked some of the paint off my grill but otherwise the car was OK.

[@dannycalley7777]

B.G. ................a little wash and wax and the TA , be good as new !!!! P.S. you may want to get a coyote decal to put on the drivers door , let the count begin !!!!!!!

[@billgrandone3552]

@@dannycalley7777 Well both cars are history but thanks for the advice.

[@lisalitchfield4041]

I love Ron White ..kills me laughing and his impression of shit!!

[@sethcopeland4362]

This is basically that one King of the Hill episode.

[@plumberman5369]

One of the all time best

[@MonicaHelton]

My cousin's husband will get ready to go deer hunting. Camo, guns and all. His oldest son laughed and he does hunt deer. He gets in the deer stand and falls asleep. You can hear his soring from the deer stand lol.

[@joekurtz8303]

Super sonic 150gr boat tail spitzer vs speeding 3/4 ton Van. Either way it's Meat on the table. 🦌

[@tinbanger66]

"If the bumper's gold The buck'll fold." Rut Daniels, probably.

[@bigben9379]

06 will likely leave a bit more for the table.lol

[@Tortoisetree11]

When you've had as many deer jump in front of your car as I have, this joke becomes sage wisdom 😮

[@USAACbrat]

I mostly Shoot deer in the Back Yard. My Mom thought it would be a good idea to plant strawberries in a deer Trail. Had my tow brothers working all day. I told them I was busy but that was not a good place. The next day was the last mention of strawberries. They were gone. Eaten overnight by guess what ?

[@nickloven6728]

I swear some of the funniest jokes I've ever heard are about how stupid deer can be.

[@Just_Samson]

I wish Ron was my uncle. 😂

[@timothyleary2900]

I peed on an electric fence once when I was on a hunting trip. My dad and his brother laughed so hard I thought they were going to pass out.

[@youbetterwakeup2449]

That's one way to wake up. 🤣

[@homelessdorito1964]

When I was about 5 or 6 I was super Enticed about hunting and wanted to go with my dad and his friends but I was to young. My dad told me he’d bring me back whatever they killed. Weekend passes and they get home and my dad tells me if I’m ready to see it, I said sure! He pulls out a empty bottle of jack and all his friends cracked up and I remember being so mad. They didn’t end up killing shit that weekend besides booze and at the time that joke went wayyyy over my head.

[@buckbuckner3505]

I'm travelling in Texas around 50 mph in my new 2020 Chevy looking at a pretty golf course when all of a sudden the image of a deer is exactly in front of me.....I couldn't miss. The deer hits my front windshield, tumbles over the top of my car, and ends up on the highway behind me. I managed to get the driver's side door open and when I stepped out the driver of an ambulance asked if I was okay....which I was. And behind the ambulance was Jim's Wrecker Service obviously ready for a job. Now I didn't plan this event to have ambulance and wrecker following to my accident but it all worked out....and you can't make this stuff up.

[@scottthomas4173]

Very hilarious routine & comedian

[@peace-yv4qd]

I used to deer hunt so I can relate. It's cold, dirty and you have to wear orange. I hate clothes that don't match.

[@anmcclo9731]

conversational comedy good show

[@conservos2349]

I haven't hit a deer yet. Many close calls though.

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

You're trying too hard. Don't worry, you'll get one soon... Just gotta believe!

[@bernhardtsen74]

lucky u!my big brother hit one last week!getting his car back on monday, todays friday!

[@rogersawyer9265]

I hit several over the years driving otr.most in new Mexico on hwy 54 between Vaughn and Tularosa.

[@skb254]

“I hit one with a vaaan”! 😂😂😮‍💨

[@scrapplepig]

My brother in law was a big hunting guy, he would butcher what he shot. He quit hunting after he shot a deer, he went to the deer he shot and saw tears coming from the deer's eyes.

[@petermcgill1559]

He's very good:)

[@Shifty51991]

A buddy of mine smoked a Deer while he was going 130km he went back the next morning to find out what he thought was the leg of the original deer to be a fawn....one of them.....The Doe he hit was pregnant with 2 fawn's which is pretty rare to happen in nature 3 deers one car...

[@georgesakellaropoulos8162]

Twin fawns are the norm with a healthy Doe, if she has access to a good food supply. Maybe in her first breeding year and her last one or two she'll only have one, but twins are the norm.

[@joebragg7444]

Love this guy!

[@Woodbug-b7t]

Thats pretty good right there.

[@ChuckTaylor-ct6fq]

2200 fps is the slowest 30/06 i ever heard of Ron .

[@jacquesblaque7728]

Yup. Confused w/.30-30 or .35 Rem.? Hollow point .22 Mag?

[@93paxon]

you fucking loser.

[@camsterdam3896]

Ron doesn't hunt... Remember

[@1310island]

mom get me a hot pocket I'm being a badass on youtube again !!

[@camsterdam3896]

@@1310island zing... That actually made me smile... Thank you

[@CaptainAmaziiing]

A van? This one time...on my way to Burning Man...I hit one with my RV. Thing jumped right out of a culvert, directly in front of me. The crazy part? He was already going 30-35, and I had tried braking so I was down to about 45-50. He was in mid- air at the moment of impact and he just kicked off the corner, leaving a dent, and running away uninjured.

[@edwardschmitt5710]

This one time...in band camp.....

[@rawbacon]

@@edwardschmitt5710 My Uncle...........

[@c.j.forever7990]

I love it ..and having done my share of hunting Deer with my car and not once being able to eat what I hit ...

[@yoshartnj1800]

Ron is so unique.

[@SamiKrasniqi]

didnt expect to laugh as much as i did!

[@ncjay08]

Only place I want to be at 4 a.m. is either sound asleep in bed or still at the bar.

[@Lantern_Larry]

This man sweats 80 proof

[@chriscash5350]

Pretty sure that is Woody Harrelson in the crowd at the end with long hair.

[@johntomasik1555]

Bow hunter....gotta put some headlights and a horn on my arrows! LMAO!.....

[@dannyloughman]

As a man who’s struck many deer with a vehicle, I sure got a good laugh outta this

[@cowboybob7093]

Saw him a half mile away, cruise control going the speed limit, foot hovering over the brake pedal the last 200 yards. You know the rest of the story. That was number three. You would think Darwin would kick in after how many generations.

[@Sharon-v4b]

I love him!!

[@allywilkeforsenate]

I got a nice 8 pointer with a Chevette.Never used a gun again after that.Always had steaks in the freezer.

[@saintbyron5150]

I hit one with a van once too… I was barely out front inspecting the damage when two different guys drove up asking if I was keeping it. Later I realized I probably should’ve insisted on getting some of the meat, Doh!

[@timdolan2513]

Same here. Did everything I could . Swerved , slammed on the brakes and it still ran right in front of me. '87 Dodge van with 35,000 miles on it. After it was fixed it never was the same. The body shop guy that fixed it is a friend of mine didn't speak to me for a year. Not that hard to kill . Poor things...

[@davidlynch9049]

Turkey hunters are even more nuts.

[@mistyblue8486]

My brother got his with his motorcycle in Texas

[@alanwhiteside410]

Misty Blue Been there done that!

[@rickb9118]

That'll leave a mark.

[@stankfaust814]

I shot a buck and was pretty excited so me and a buddy drove into town (his truck me driving) to get cell service and an even bigger buck jumped right in front of our truck (rut was in full swing) headlight hit him right in the head and he rolled down the driver side of the truck damaging every individual panel on the way. I slammed on the brakes and we jumped out with flashlights. He was gone, tough critters. we were at least 50mph when he got hit

[@Espressoqueen9894]

"the head lights on the horn blowing "

[@USMCVETTE]

The older I get the more I feel like Ron white..instead of Larry tcg

[@steve1311]

He is American funny.

[@johns818]

Ron White is a liberal at heart.. his entire comedy bit is his journey to try to explain that to his conservative audience.

[@EuroGuy85]

I almost hit a deer on my drive from Austin to Houston just a couple of weeks ago when I went to usgp at cota! I’ve lived in Canada for two decades and never encountered a deer before on the road! I had to drive in Texas to get that kind of excitement

[@davidwelch5186]

are you saying that almost wreaking your car was exciting? maybe if someone bashed your head with a baseball bat you would get a rush.

[@pierocivitarese7582]

Great stuff

[@janetjohnson6897]

For the few naysayers I’m sure Ron White laughs all the way to the bank . You don’t get to be number 3 top comedian for not being funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏 #GoTaterSalad

[@dannybrennan9971]

Most people that hunt deer from stands ,they are not hunting they are ambushing. Such skill

[@dhydydyd]

That's my uncle Malcolm...I killed everything in the whole goddam country and raised Buck and Shelby on deer meat....😂

[@lunkystraydog6572]

Mule deer around here are walking around in packs South Texas.

[@jimtownsend7899]

I tried to go deer hunting once, but I never got there. I hit a deer while driving there. I figured that counts.

[@davebasch5995]

A case of Macallan 18 in his performance contract...he has like 2 sips an hour

[@rockfishresellerllc.5843]

I have two eat the grass in a field at night when I'm at my storage unit. Easy pickins, but...I'm a fan of Bambi!😁🤣🤠😎

[@wandabrewerwilhite9372]

He's right... it's too cold to deer hunt.

[@jamesyoung4508]

OOH YEAH MY PARENTS AND KANE, KEKE AND OUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS REMEMBER HIM HE'S FUNNY

[@bradabbott4892]

Well he just sounds. Like most of my family in Texas born telling stories

[@JohnLloydScharf]

Now THOSE is the best reasons why I don't hunt. Any animal I can walk up on to get within rock throwing distance can't be a sport to kill and the cost is far higher than the cost of goat meat per pound. I do not need to buy ammo or a license/tag for a deer so I can shoot ONLY ONE in Oregon.

[@cokdnlokd1238]

You have some pretty stupid deer where you live must be mule deer. Try that on a white tail.