DUNGEONS & DRAGONS BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

[@donniebell7887]

When great actors are in bad movies one of three things happen: 1. They completely phone it in and just say the words on the prompter off screen. (Ben Kinglsey in Bloodrayne) 2. They play the role completely straight becoming the only good part of the move. (Ray Liotta in The identical) 3. HAM THAT SHIT UP!! Bless you Jeremy Irons for picking three.

[@Bigedub101]

I like when good actors at least Ham it up in had movies to make at least enjoyable,just like Raul Julia in Street Fighter

[@1MarkKeller]

Don't forget Raul Julia in Street Fighter! He was the best thing in that movie beside Ming-Na Wen's perfection.

[@kenrickkahn]

Al Pacino In that Adam Sandler *"Jack and Jill"*

[@michaelstrong5383]

Jeremy Irons' performance as Scar from the Lion King was more subdued compared to his role in this movie.

[@chasehedges6775]

It’s SUBTLE compared to this

[@nilesstark]

You never seen him as Simon Peter Gruber.

[@billa107]

Jeremy Irons is the absolute best thing about this movie. He’s having so much fun, it’s just contagious.

[@randalepical6591]

I honestly never remember had problem with him. Is he bit cartoon, maybe, but It's just fun he had.

[@petewillson205]

Sorry, yeah it was an over the top movie, but it waa fun, watch pt2 if you want to see bad

[@PungiFungi]

Oh no he wasn't having fun. Saw one of the outtakes on the DVD that featured Gary Gygax as one of the extras. Irons was chewing the scenery, arms waving in the air. Then moment the director said "CUT", his arms flopped to his sides, a real deflated and pissed off look was on his face. I hoped that "castle" this movie paid for was worth it and had rooms enough for him to hide in embarrassement.

[@SupportGamin2024]

​@vpofrentemspoons2278 noticed how not one single person responded to your comment or cared,no matter how many times you Copy and paste the same thing

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

Snails' Death Is The Best Part In The Movie

[@erikbyrge2024]

2:22 Never mention Cats!🙄 3:22 didn't stop Overacting Jeremy Irons 4:41 Too close Jeremy 6:36 yes I am not scar! 9:03 bad CGI Dragon 10:10 Thank you for burning me dragon 15:03 took so long to evil delivery 18:08 terrible lines 19:31 Useless Magic 20:02 Billy knows is going to be S**t 23:25 run like a Chump 23:58 Billy Brooks laughing Alert I am happy 26:33 Trashed Wayans 28:36 Never talk crap led to death 31:10 Oh my! 32:36 reading the script 33:51 Bewitched 34:26 bad to worst 35:27 Wrong Answer 38:30 Muppets & Dragons 40:22 Oh no! 41:25 get out of face Wayans 43:05 Jeremy Irons I wish I was back to scar 45:11 get your nasty Jackwagon away 47:12 double toasted are Broken once again 50:01 ready to rock!

[@kyokusanagi616]

Trashed Wayans my fave part 😂

[@justinsarcedo9355]

28:45 Talking smack goes so wrong. XD

[@F.Hakeem89]

The Marlon Wayans Scream is a Trademark Classic.

[@biguy617]

Too bad he isn’t funny. He is the least funny of his family. Everyone in that family is funny except Marlon!!

[@willie1886]

Scary Movie was The Wayans Brothers

[@willie1886]

The first movie was the parody of Scream

[@biguy617]

@@willie1886 the first movie was funny because Keenan Ivory wrote the comedy. I think the rest of the movies in that franchise weren’t written by Keenan. I think Marlon wrote the comedy and that is why the rest weren’t funny or went down in quality of comedy.

[@terrencehill502]

​@@biguy617 too bad you got a bad taste in humor

[@youngrootv]

Reign of Fire came out 2 years after this movie and it still has some of the best looking dragons to this day which is crazy to think about

[@Xydako]

We got Lord of then Rings and Harry Potter within a year of this. Hell The Mummy Returns looks like Avatar compared to this.

[@michaelstrong5383]

New Line Cinema was the studio behind Lord of the Rings, and they were in charge of this movie a year prior.

[@keldorthebluemack]

Reign of Fire was a damn horror movie that shit had me shook when I first watched it even to this day.O think it's underrated bcuz I don't hear enough about that movie to this day

[@youngrootv]

@@keldorthebluemack yeah it’s for sure underrated. One of my favorite movies of all time that no one ever brings up

[@d3l3tes00n]

Matt's performance in that was sooo good & totally went unnoticed

[@JohnClark-tt2bl]

I feel like Tommy Lee Jones would look at this movie and just say "I cannot sanction this buffoonery.".😂

[@KingOfMadCows]

The guy who got the film rights to Dungeons and Dragons actually met with James Cameron to get him to direct, but the president of TSR/Wizards, which owned D&D, insulted Cameron and the deal fell apart.

[@liamfitzgerald7217]

I heard that Cameron felt insulted because they asked him "so what movies have you directed?". He did Titanic, Terminator 1 & 2, and Aliens by the time he was talking to anyone about doing this movie.

[@Darkslayer289]

​@@liamfitzgerald7217 Yeah, he was a big name director. You'd have to be living under a rock to even ask that question to him.

[@danielramsey6141]

@@Darkslayer289 Only director Courtney Solomon knew who the guy was, and it really showed how ass Backwards the company was before this film.

[@raymondleggs5508]

@@danielramsey6141 Courtney Solomon had a much better almost Lord of the rings in scope script prepared but the studio forced him to use the first draft in order to save money and make a cheap rights grab of a movie, He constantly tried to get them to reconsider.

[@zacharyjochumsen9677]

​@@Darkslayer289and renny harlin walk ofredd to drdth mov yeh th guy has al pry lo rsted mov cutshort island excorst brging th gidnt 12 roubds

[@brandonspain12345]

Well, if this movie convinced me one good thing, is that Jeromy Irons would've made a great Green Goblin at the time.

[@1MarkKeller]

Maybe even the Joker

[@Ironbat92]

Jeremy Irons gave us one of the funniest performances of all time.

[@TheLuw1997]

I won't lie, I watched this as a kid many times and got sad when Marlon Wayans died. I haven't seen it in years though.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Same

[@rommix0]

Marlon is still alive. What are you talking about?

[@TheLuw1997]

@@rommix0 Sorry, when SNAILS died

[@rommix0]

@@TheLuw1997 Oh okay. That makes more sense.

[@King_nasty69]

right, I stopped watching when snails died.. it traumatized tf outta me

[@arsenebationo1762]

That Wayans laugh with Billie infectious laugh has hit like crack 🤣

[@robertparker6280]

Legit this movie is a perfect. It's perfect because it shows when a D&D sesh goes bad, or you have people who have NEVER role played in D&D before.

[@FallenRingbearer]

Yes lol. Bad acting is quite common in my group.

[@robertparker6280]

@@FallenRingbearer EXACTLY!

[@DanJackson1977]

Wayans scream... becha the director kept saying "ok, More Chris Tucker in Fifth Element.. GO!"

[@LSR_30]

Korey: “Martin might love this” Martin: “In what universe do I love this?” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@alexslide653]

"in the universe you like Thor L&T and Velma" 😄

[@GarfieldiusPrime]

@@alexslide653 Damn 💀

[@dougdeveloper8850]

Man Thora Birch had potential. She had a different kind of vibe. She was great in American Beauty and excellent carrying a film in Ghost World. Oh well.

[@illson2019]

Billy is the Westcoast Channel of this show. With that laugh 😅

[@CharlessMovieChannel]

This movie is the reason why when everyone started to say how Amazing How Great Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is, We all have to follow it up with, "WE SWEAR! WE'RE NOT LYING! WE PROMISE IT'S ACTUALLY GREAT!" Jeremy Irons is a GodDAMNED NATIONAL TREASURE IN THIS MOVIE! He's about the Only thing that Works. I still remember him saying on some talk show, "Oh I went Bigger. You should've seen takes we didn't use." God Bless Jeremy Irons for knowing exactly what movie he is in and Giving us a GLORIOUS HAM & CHEESE Performance the likes of which we'll never see again.

[@khnum21]

they made a sequel where Damodar was still alive because of the thing in his head and was the main villain of the story. this movie actually had three sequels as I recall, all straight to video!

[@chasehedges6775]

The sequel was pretty good

[@danielramsey6141]

@@chasehedges6775 It was okay, but it also was abit boring. The Third Film titled “Book of Vile Darkness” was pretty unique, and had a pretty trashy vibe.

[@chasehedges6775]

@lenindominguez1986 The one from 2005.

[@blackmagician7645]

Hey. That puppet skeleton, was the most realistic effect in this whole movie 😂

[@ppic7162]

"One is on cocaine, one is on heroin, you take the guess." Hilarious!

[@athenajaxon2397]

This looks like a movie from the 80's and then you realize it came out the year before Lord of the Rings 😂

[@ssoory6343]

And both produced by the same studio. 😆

[@metalneck9040]

I refuse to believe Marlon did Requiem for a Dream the same year as this.

[@John01ization]

And he did scary movie the same year

[@blackmagician7645]

16:24 Thora Birch looking the part of the childlike empress going through her neverending story of teen angst.

[@SergioLeRoux]

So, the thing is, the guy who wanted to put this movie together, was forced by the studio to direct it, as they basically refused to hire a director. And he didn't know how, and he said that, and they threatened to sue him or something. I think he had managed to convince Francis Ford Coppola or James Cameron to direct the movie at some point, and the investors or studio or TSR or whatever told them to eat dirt. The director of this movie wasn't a director nor wanted to be.

[@danielramsey6141]

I also blame Lorraine Williams. She was the head of TSR at the time, and she was A Terrible person. She’s told him to Direct or Drop the project! And he couldn’t drop it or he would get sued! Seriously, what a Shitty time to be alive. At least “Lord of the Rings” would revive the Fantasy Genre.

[@plcthelegacy4131]

Who would win in a scream off, Marlon Wayans in this movie or Korey on a rollercoaster?

[@saintshaze3274]

Hearing Billy’s laugh heals the soul 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@starwolf99]

A friendly reminder: New Line Cinema will give us Lord of the Rings in one year. In fact, they started filming around the same time they released this.

[@rmarkley79]

Dragons are on par with Mortal Kombat: Annihilation... this was a great roast, thanks y'all!

[@mattfleurant9295]

Did anyone else think Marlon Wayans scream was Billy laughing for a second?

[@Magicghost23]

A film with a villain more hammy than a deli sandwich

[@HorrorGameFan]

Had a childhood crush on the elf girl as a kid. That’s all I can recall before this review 🤣

[@Paranormal718]

Jeremy Irons calling Ben Kingsley, "Yo Ben. What do you do when you haven't read the script." 😆 😆 😆

[@adamrodriguez4068]

Mazes and Monsters with Tom Hanks deserves a roast

[@Floodsye]

Jeremy Irons arrived on that set and saw it was gonna be a disaster and decided..."oh well I already signed the contract, let's get crazy" and just had the time of his life. Respect.

[@richardduska1558]

23:05 I think they just saw him in 5th element and they fired him specificly for that scream. Honestly. The production of this movie is such a mess that it is facinating.

[@viacomwilson]

Jeremy Irons over-acting in that movie is the only thing worth watching in that movie. He was trembling in one scene. He was trembling while he would deliver those corny lines. It was like liquid gold.

[@ObamaBluWaffles-]

You guys should do Wishmaster! A Wes Craven so bad its good masterpiece.

[@RGF91]

or Dracula 2000

[@keldorthebluemack]

Wishmaster is a classic slap yourself lol

[@ObamaBluWaffles-]

@Keldor was a hero Randor you can be a bad movie and still be a classic. Look at samurai cop.

[@keldorthebluemack]

@@ObamaBluWaffles- never seen it never will

[@maximelius]

What about my case man ??! - Wishmaster 2 .

[@starwolf99]

I'm reminded of the Nostalgia Critic's review of this: "UNDER ACTING VS OVER ACTING!" "YES, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!!"

[@blackmagician7645]

40:56 If the Toasted crew cringed at that performance. Than they shouldn't venture to watch any movies before the 1980's. That's all the tone of acting you'll find.😅

[@DanJackson1977]

A Brazillian car company did a live action version of the 80s cartoon D&D for a commercial. and it was amazing. Why cant we have that as a movie?

[@anubusx]

Never heard of that. Is it online?

[@Silencer3121]

Check out the Honor Among Thieves maze trailer and you may see a familiar group in the background.

[@blackmagician7645]

Marlon's screams are at least a response to crazy @$$ scenarios happening. Everyone else treats demons spawning into the room or monsters popping up out of nowhere like it was a fly that flew in from an open window. Not a response most people would have in real life.😄 24:47 See. He realize the real dangers that are around him. The other characters respond like they have plot armor and are fully aware of it. Which breaks immersion for me if being in any real dangerous scenarios.

[@Channel-zs3gg]

I think if the CGI and costume department were 100x better his screaming would really work...like if he seen something like the Witch King and did that it would be realistic and hilarious without being buffoonery

[@fightingmedialounge519]

I mean considering the world their in, it demons and monsters would be pretty normal.

[@andrewundershaft1162]

I would watch a full-length movie of Korey imitating bad performances. 😂Time for a crowd-funded Double Toasted John Wick parody.

[@rmeddy]

It's so weird he tried to shop this as a movie, because to me it would've been so much easier to go cheap on TV in the same vein as the Raimi produced fantasy shows like Xena and Hercules because there is some ok prop and set design here like that quicksand rug is really well done and the the bad CGI would've gotten a pass on TV. He flew too close to the sun I suppose

[@AxioProductions]

Hear a rumor that James Cameron was suggested to direct this film and is was after 1-2 years after making Terminator 2 and Titanic. When he was brought in, one of the producers of this “film” asked Cameron was his credentials which cause him to be so insulted and pissed off that he left right there and then.

[@uncle_ben_rices_nephew]

Played Dungeons & Dragons during the last week of college with our graduating seniors. To this day our journey is left on a cliffhanger…😔

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

Them the breaks unfortunately. But it’s better than my campaign where we sent a dragon to take over and destroy another village disguised as dragon cultists. We moved the dragon away from one town to another, but the mission was to get the dragon out of village which we did.

[@rommix0]

@@bearerofbadnews1375 You got that right Mr Kurtis Blow

[@robertwild9447]

One of the best comedies of all time! 😂

[@adampellett4917]

I don’t know which scream I liked, Corey, Billy or Waylon but in my opinion they’re all hilarious in a bad movie roast. Well done, fellas. 😂

[@LukeMossman]

The Marlon Wayans roast for this movie was particularly hilarious I thought

[@Cesly-mo3uf]

I heard the test screenings audience clapped when they killed Wayne's when it was supposed to be sad.

[@gloompoodle4570]

Keep these bad movie reviews coming! And please cover Troll 2 🤞

[@gcolbyp]

I can’t get LET THEIR BLOOD RAIN FROM THE SKYYYYY! out of my head because of this review 😂

[@DarthUmbra]

The worst part is when you realize the same studio in another year would put out LotR.

[@foxhound9780]

Damn Jeremy irons went full Willem Defoe

[@thechefsteffon9173]

Jeremy was having fun 🤣 5:56 That dragon 👀 10:08 They couldn't afford realistic blood? 🩸🤦 11:13 WTF is that thing? 👀 13:38 Speak faster please 😭 15:01 Girl go back to acting school 🤦 16:37 We need that money baby! 🤑💵 21:47 Best screaming ever! 😭 23:56 Booty slap ✋🍑 31:11 The old doctor is reading a cue card 👀 32:50 She is fine! ❤️💯 39:50 This one could have been good I think they cut the budget on it, the only thing I remember is how bad the visuals were.

[@TheLibraryofOddities]

Been waitin on y’all to do this one just so I could see Billy fall out 😂 it’s so bad it’s good lol

[@bensneb360]

The special effects were Lord of the rings level, but then Jeremy Irons ate so much of the scenery they had to throw in some PS2 graphics with what little money they had left lol

[@bbybap4729]

A bad movie review on a Thursday? How awesome!

[@blackmagician7645]

I like the new one. Favorite character for me is Xenk Yendar. One scene particular had Chris Pine's character narrating his departure from the group. "There he goes...walking off in a straight line. He's approaching a rock. Is he going to walk around it? Nope- walks straight over it." 😂 I also found the grave burial scene humorous too.

[@Marx1684]

Why did my man Billy have to catch a stray?!?!😂 He brings the good vibes to the set all the time! We see you Billy!

[@DDarkestKnight]

That reminds of Marlon in that GI Joe movie

[@derekthibert4246]

I was surprised when a bad movie roast came early until I realized DT would be in New York this weekend.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

It's like if lotr got drunk and partied with The Black knight then forgot to get an abortion

[@renji90998]

Marlon screaming makes you laugh but Marlon screaming, and Billy’s laugher makes you laugh harder 🤣🤣🤣

[@traesmith9822]

47:00 That skeleton had me bent over too... laughing lol

[@adnanojd]

As a kid I was hyped to see it because I like the cartoon as a kid but as a grown-up I could see it’s not a good movie was awful cgi Jeremy Irons overacting an dall. Marlon was funny tho, Justin Whalin as a leading man😂

[@RazorRex]

It's mind boggling how bad the CGI in this film is when prior films like Terminator 2: Judgement Day and the first two Jurassic Park movies had some really impressive CGI. Heck, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Star Wars: The Phantom Menace had better looking CGI than this film.

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

You know it’s bad when Phantom Menace has better CGI than this movie.

[@RazorRex]

@@bearerofbadnews1375 At least that film had practical effects to balance things out and helped pave for films like Lord of The Rings and Avatar.

[@peterlenham3180]

Those films had higher budgets, thats why they look better. Dungeons and Dragons was very cheaply made, so the CGI wasn't going to compete, especially back in 2000, when CGI was really still in its infancy.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

​@@peterlenham3180 it's less budget and more about the people working on it.

[@peterlenham3180]

@@fightingmedialounge519 You still need a big budget. Look at films today.

[@deshwitat357hedge7]

32:29 c'mon Martin, Tom Baker was the fourth doctor, not the original. Yeah I know I'm a nerd.

[@keldorthebluemack]

That's why I could never respect Marlon Wayons he could've simply said no to this movie but he'll do anything for a paycheck.His older brothers are funny but him and his brother Shawn think they're special and deserve more credit in Hollywood than they get.White Chick's was cool and so was Scary Movie but that's it.Their comedy show was only funny bcuz of John Witherspoon R.I.P. they're not that funny plain and simple

[@cypher160manny2]

I think shawn his better then Marlon well at least less annoying

[@Coffeegal-g9m]

29:33 Yeah Willy your friends dead body is still on the ground outside the castle, but you get your mack on brother. 😂

[@unholyperiodza5442]

Justin Wahlin was in Child's Play 3, 9 years before D&D You should do a bad movie review on that.

[@terryf3282]

Did you see the dragons they had in Reign of Fire 2002? They looked amazing that dragon looked like a bad ps2 game!

[@sdseals2076]

The guy who smacked the girl on her butt played in the Rocky Horror Show.

[@dino_ravo]

Movie so bad gave me bad Mandela effect Thought Justin long was in it🙈 Totally forgot about Marlon 😂

[@blackmagician7645]

50:34 😃Me too! B-oooy-. This is not a movie I want to have a Mandela effect over.😆

[@themoviewimp3548]

Jeremy Irons is also in Eragon. And Eragon is only a couple steps up from this movie. Lol

[@muchlovegambine949]

I would automatically hate a marlon wayans dungeons and dragons crossover 😹😹😹

[@MONTAGUEN]

I love y’all bad reviews!Please do more Neil Breen !He has more bad material to review for a month lol

[@Padre_diego_longoose]

When I was a kid we’d always say “dammit Damodar!”

[@blackmagician7645]

32:54 Wait- where she come from? Is that Jada? Edit:Oh, nope. Looked her up. Someone named Kristin Wilson. She was in Twitches. The Mowry twins film.

[@blackmagician7645]

😅Marlon reminds me of another part role he had in a dance parody movie he done. When his character was telling of a degrading role he was offered in the past of a film to the main story character. When asked to guess how he responded. The other character stated how he must have turned it down because it was so disrespectful. But then Marlon's character quickly corrected- No, I took that money! 😂That's what I kind of picture here in real life with this Dungeons role.

[@whidoineedthis]

That's an episode of The Wayans Bros

[@chasehedges6775]

This movie is terrible but Jeremy Irons is just a joy to watch in his haminess.

[@BrandonReacts34]

I know this movie is bad, but this is one of my favorite movies. I love this movie. Thank you for this review. This was so entertaining, It makes me want to watch it again

[@damedan9389]

I always thought they were attempting to simulate "The Never Ending Story" and the Child Like Princess.

[@rommix0]

I think they were only Neverending Story is a way better movie.

[@fredferd965]

That poor dragon! He swallowed Profion. Afterwards, that animal was flying around for weeks with the worst case of indigestion he ever had. He was barfing bullets! Not something anti-acid tablets are going to cure, ever. If he tossed his cookies, he would take out whole bits of cities...

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

Snails' Death Is The Best Part In The Movie

[@elreyyakko]

Blackifice and thrown out the movie, "FOH , your jobs done"

[@drakedarkstar5422]

Ok, no need to bash on Marlon Wayans. Yes, he squeals a lot, but its the movie fault and 2000s fault. And btw, 28:14 was it really that necessary to ham it up to such level?

[@StraightEdgeKnight19]

Take a joke my man. Stop being sensitive.

[@brandonwhittaker473]

Billy's laugh man 😂😂😂😂 makes you laugh 😂

[@lordofthereels6790]

From The studio that made Fellowship of The Ring THE NEXT YEAR

[@sesfilmsllc]

Propheion and Damydar sound like over the counter drugs.

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Do leonard pt 6. It's a slog but dt knows how to roast a turkey

[@austindevine248]

And that’s a turkey worth roasting

[@a.f.watcher8888]

Jeremy Irons “AH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAHHHH!!!!”

[@warhammerguy]

I honestly unironically like this movie, It is a guilty pleasure of mine. It is a fun action adventure movie that has fun with itself.

[@dragondaveltd1992]

Dragon: Oh my god, there is so much ham for that actor! 47:53

[@rommix0]

Homer: Mmmmmm. Ham.

[@chasehedges6775]

NC REFERENCE!

[@andyepica6282]

Uwe Boll you cant describe this man 😂

[@michaelh8268]

Please, Please, Please Can The whole Double Toasted Team play a one shot of D&D to this movie!!!!!

[@henkhenkste6076]

please name me one role where marlon wayans isnt screaming

[@viewmaster617]

They paid for my castle🤣

[@andrewundershaft1162]

She's not saying "damn it", by the way, but "Damodar" - the bald evil dude's name.