[DWPoop] Dalek

[@lilyisacat29]

“That’s so close. I’ll be dead.” **Doomsday starts playing** absolutely killed me.

[@ryandarnell6]

same haha

[@beepthemeep12]

Killed her too

[@millievariants]

And Yvonne Hartman.

[@sheersternfeld1914]

It killed her too

[@maggot_2]

"that's the chimes of midnight" have absolutely no business being this funny

[@bluesnooddude1663]

I love how genuinely sorry Van Statten was he'd sent the Doctor into the wrong cage.

[@RobbedTheBank]

A dalek is a genius, it can edit a thousand billion YTP jokes in one second flat.

[@DWPoop]

Unlike DWPoop who can only edit one videos worth every two years 😉

[@RobbedTheBank]

@@DWPoop As an editor I can certainly respect it taking that long! But it’s really phenomenal, top level YTPing

[@PepsiChips87]

@@DWPoop have you guys seen doctor who series one but it's poorly animated?

[@hazmat7949]

​its been 2 years 😢

[@Finamajig]

The set up with the joke of 12345 as the passcode was brilliant, perfect pay off as the ‘stupid’ dalek enters the most basic combination it can think of opening the door

[@marvelsomething1952]

The doctor being so pissed off at the dalek that he tells it to kill itself just because it doesn't have Fanta is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

[@joshbratherton1869]

Absolutely died when The Dalek was trying to work out the combination. "UM ..." still howling.

[@jeremyjasiak]

The Doctor made the ultimate sacrifice, that Dalek still had his Fanta...

[@chair42]

"Give guns to the baby" THE BABY *A.K.A. The timeless child*

[@britanimations2002]

I absolutely love that first shot of the museum with the who references, you actually put a Mechonoid in there, made me giggle

[@fuffen376]

09:50 - If Doctor Who was made for primarily an Adult audience this line genuinely works, but in context it's belly achingly funny!

[@themoonchild7302]

Just watch torchwood lol

[@RobbedTheBank]

“What about you Doctor what are you turning into?” “A banana grove. I like bananas. Bananas are good.”

[@CaJoel]

Getting rose to say the chimes of midnight and the doctor to say season 14 is some great sentence mixing

[@TheNickofTime]

3:20 That ‘I am the Doctor’ sting from the puzzles in the adventure games engulfed my brain in a nostalgic tsunami, I’m so happy to see any acknowledgement of them.

[@conorboylescotland]

I instantly got adventure game flash backs when I heard that

[@BaronVladHarkonnen]

@CybusEcho “where’s your sense youmur?”

[@leoholder7839]

Do you know where I can find it? Is it on the soundtrack

[@77x5ghost]

a doctor who poop that's the length of a classic series episode now this is quality

[@The12thDimension.]

11:21 that's honestly a pretty sweet lift version of the theme.

[@TechSpiritedZ]

Agreed.

[@RadioactiveChannel06]

5:03 Ninth Doctor but he is written by Chris Chibnall

[@gasman1155]

😂😂😂😂😂 I can actually hear Whittaker saying those lines lol

[@azngf]

LOL so true!! XD

[@tardistime6857]

Hahaha I couldn’t stop laughing when I read your comment

[@jayjones4303]

PLEASE why is this accurate

[@Gordon_Freeman_PhD]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

[@xareliya166]

"Thank you Doctor, are you single?" man that soldier really just went for it, great sentence mixing!

[@seane6599]

10:30 is possibly my favourite sequence you've ever done

[@TechSpiritedZ]

Even Charles Dickens?

[@buddyltd]

@@TechSpiritedZ Especially Charles Dickens...

[@1967sluggy]

Big Finish working out which characters to put in their next audio like

[@shoogamoogaman]

You want orders? Here's one... GET IN THE CHURCH!!

[@lefoudegaming1233]

Nice one lol

[@Yan_Alkovic]

Replacing that Cyberman head with Handles was genius. Though he's not an old friend, he's a friend that he hadn't yet met. Also your editing skills are through the roof at this point, most of the scenes are effin' *seamless* And you have truly perfected the art of turning any random line into a musical remix! Thank you for cheering us all up in these trying times!

[@buddyltd]

I love how bashful the Abzorbatron seems throughout this entire video. Just constantly looking this way and that, completely amazed at his luck.

[@jamescolbourn-keogh6234]

Eat my salad, Mr Vanstatten.

[@thetasigma412]

Ok, hear me out. This is possibly my favourite thing that you've done. Ever. The way Eccleston says "Release me if you want..." The "Give guns to Jackie Tyler, Charles Dickens, Harriet Jones, The Baby", is bloody brilliant. Keep up the good work, it's phenomenal

[@gameznthingz]

10:30

[@mack-attack-420]

MP stands for MAXIMUM PAIN

[@gremlinwc8996]

I gotta commend them for the genuine fear whenever the Abzorbaloff showed up and when the dalek suction cup panned down to the guy's balls

[@bluesceptre260]

For me it's the "well you're never gonna get any" being given a whole new meaning. Top quality throughout the whole video!

[@SlyAceZeta]

13:06 Every time in Doctor Who where the villain's plan goes horribly wrong, this happens. This part absolutely killed me.

[@legendgamer676]

Sly?! Always good to see another Ace Combat fan.

[@SlyAceZeta]

@@legendgamer676 It's a small world after all 😂

[@legendgamer676]

@@SlyAceZeta And on a DW Poop no less haha

[@cameronmonaghan6883]

Love how Handles even has a reflection. That's detail

[@eclipsethezorua1905]

11:11 is my personal favourite part. The fact that a dalek using the elevator is just as horrifying to them as a dalek flying is beyond funny.

[@Skalekul]

00:49 "You must patch the telephone device back through the console unit".... just brilliant 😂

[@Jaeden_Phoenix]

18:39 This is the part in the timeline where the Squid Game Short takes place.

[@CritRock]

I'm usually someone that REALLY struggles to laugh- I'm 15 minutes in and this has had me belly-laughing out loud. Thank you so much man, you've never disappointed

[@bondfool]

9:28 is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[@saagabragi6938]

*U* *H* *H* ....

[@gasman1155]

Van Statten ending up on Skaro has to be canon somewhere Honestly killed me when I saw Skaro lol

[@MrDalek2150]

Killed him too.

[@Harveyc_Harveyc_]

9:50 OH SHIT!!! -Christopher Eccleston 2005

[@Vukxs]

16:40 After The Doctor hears rose get totally obliterated… Never mind, things to do LOOL

[@robinelysium]

i love to rewatch this dwpoop every now and then. big fave

[@loggior.speedweed4345]

4:56 HAHAHAHAHA!! yes! A reference to when they tried to make the Dalek's plunger arm threatening! Genious!

[@sglenny001]

Yes

[@Mayeur000Donz]

I swear I remember, as a kid, hearing the Dalek's plungers could create a tremendous vacuum and theoretically suck an entire person into the pipe as a pulpy liquid mess. 4:57 is the first hint I've seen of it in like, 16 years.

[@filmmakermorgan7705]

The 9th Doctor saying 'ah.' should be more of a meme, it's fucking priceless 😂

[@swedish_llama1356]

I can’t wait for this! It’s going to be somehow even better than the original Dalek

[@HarrysMovingMedia]

That was absolutely prime, well done I needed that

[@JAProductions494]

Oh my god! That was absolutely incredible 😂 I especially love the Absorbaloff was properly used and wasn’t just a one off joke. There were so many other clever jokes throughout

[@AidanGray]

My favourite Dalek episode will never be the same after this, but it's worth it!

[@Fridge_Fiend]

I love how confused Absorbatron looks in every scene

[@chriscaygill6331]

Brilliant and hilarious. The van stattan song was a banger.

[@PublickGamer]

I've not even finished the video but this is already one of the best things on the entirety of KZbin

[@piefish]

15:40 Holy shit the horn really got me. God I want it to be canon that Daleks have this horn

[@Dalekscientist]

That Jadoon helmet (0:20, 0:25, 1:00) was SO well edited in I had to check the episode to see if it was really there! I really thought I had just missed that detail on all previous watch throughs.

[@yannatoko9898]

Judoon didn't exist until Smith and Jones, of course.

[@Dalekscientist]

@@yannatoko9898 yeah I know, but I was thinking that they might have taken a random helmet design from this episode and made a whole new species from it.

[@Silverwind87]

That Handles edit is actually really well done.

[@RobbedTheBank]

One of the greatest YTPs of all time. I literally laughed so hard I nearly had a bathroom accident.

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

"Yes but I wasn't gonna tell them that. Thanks!" I laughed quite hard at that. So fitting.

[@theabsurdplatypus4688]

Not the biggest fan of KZbin poops but… my god! This is 100 times better quality than it has any right to be. The editing and jokes are outstanding! I haven’t laughed so much all year. The part from 10:30 got me laughing so hard I had to stop the video as I couldn’t breath. FANTA-stic!

[@DWPoop]

We're not quite sure if our content could even be classed as a ytp anymore but name has stuck haha!

[@thecyborgrhino]

I was absolutely howling at 20:15, the way he walks 😂😂😂

[@jobobbob5825]

It's like a demon from the original DOOM.

[@DashieNegan41]

And GTA VI is confirmed

[@rambletash]

The Doctor sprinting backwards into the TARDIS has me sobbing.

[@TheGamingStarfish]

14:39 is my favourite part lol. Brilliant ytp I love, this is the best one so far!

[@noblecyberman957]

The evolution of the editing and humour between what you made 10 years ago and now is night and day

[@TheSantach]

Henry Van Statten being the head of R* is fantastic.

[@ArDroNaut]

This is a masterpiece and the fact that it's the length of a classic who episode is even wilder

[@theredlioness2502]

18:57 This is literally the last place I expected to hear the old Tomb Raider secret chime. Now I've got an urge to finish Unfinished Business...

[@dmaxwell910901]

"Ah ha!"

[@OttoLP]

ELEVATE-or, OMG this fucking killed me, this has to be the best YTP ive ever seen

[@FistOfFiori]

11:23 Haha, that elevator music.

[@AdamJasper18]

The editing of Handles was seamless. Lots of other unexpectedly great editing moments in here too.

[@Mr007jamster]

The way the doctor gasped when the Dalek said he didn't have any Fanta absolutely fucking killed me

[@TheRealXboxNerd]

One of the best KZbin Poops I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Every joke landed so well and the editing was (pun intended) fantastic! 👏🏻

[@Bobbyandmog]

Hello Mr Station Joke, Surprised To See You Here.

[@Harveyc_Harveyc_]

3:42 OMFG I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT HAHAHAHAHA NOW MEET THE GENUINE ARTICLE

[@ItsShaz1]

This was just simply…. FANTASTIC!

[@dislexicboye]

I can already tell this is gonna be fantastic

[@LaurenceParkin]

I really love the amount of effort that went into the effects at the start. The reflections in the casing for handles is just you lot showing off

[@ezra_harryvitale5626]

This is easily the funniest and most well-made one of the bunch you’ve produced! Thoroughly entertained and laughed so hard! Keep up the great videos! You’re doing it, mate!

[@batman6621]

the editing of handles while the doctor was walking towards him was so damn well done

[@kharjo7]

This is the best Doctor Who edit of all time, the editing is so good.

[@BadJ63]

Please lord, bestow upon us the second coming of Doctor Who Poop. It has been far too long.

[@BadJ63]

This is the YTP we needed

[@edwardreed67]

The Flirtatious Exploits of YES! The Dalek. Btw, someone better send this to Christopher Eccleston ASAP!

[@Jaeden_Phoenix]

*Long have I waited...*

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

Almost choked at the sight of the Destroyed Cassandra figure.

[@michaellee2387]

14:39 "Excuse me. Do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?" 🤣

[@MoskHotel]

"I'm sorry."

[@Xploshi]

This is brilliant

[@Bobbyandmog]

Hey Xploshi Never Knew You Liked DWPoop

[@funfingsproductions5702]

Wait you're a Who fan? Ten did feature in your April Fools video

[@HybridVisualsUK]

0:14 strongest opener going.

[@Marronchells]

Looks like Van Statten finally decided to release GTA 6

[@pinzokiyama3387]

Nah, that was all Diana.

[@Jdoesntwrite]

The dalek waiting in the lift is literally the most painfully funny thing ive seen in ages

[@TheHyperTank]

Best episode of doctor who I’ve ever seen

[@josephchambers2000]

Worth every bloody minute of the wait.

[@Butchcavalier]

i never thought i'd see the day of another full length dwpoop!

[@Gojirawars03]

This just makes me want to see Dalek as an episode, exactly the same, with all the same dialogue and music and dramatic moments and everything, but just replace the Dalek with the Absorbaloff.

[@severnharold6652]

‘No one on this bass is safe’ is my F’N ANTHEM FOR 2022

[@TechSpiritedZ]

Big Finish writers choosing characters be like: 10:37

[@looe9195]

Lmao, I did that "What for? What are you gonna do to me?" joke with the plunger, but you did it 1000x better

[@isaacahern3660]

It’s so cool to see how your editing has evolved years later, looks better than the old Doctor Who SFX

[@EthanDolan61101]

This was awesome the editing was absolutely stellar but the thing that stood out for me the most was the idea of the Dalek falling in love with Rose. It was genuinely sweet to see that.

[@studyguy.7660]

That Empty cassandra frame figure in the glass box absolutely killed me!

[@codelyoko363]

" Just this once, Everybody *DIES* "

[@childfreegamer8840]

Please keep making these. I’ve been watching them for years they’re amazing.

[@charliemersonwrightashby]

Just the use of the shot of the elevator from Rose/New Earth had me laughing

[@RightEyeRaptor]

There are so many brilliant jokes in here that mentioning them all would take years! This is fantastic work!

[@detectivebaghead5567]

Definitely worth the wait every time these are phenomenal

[@calowo]

The Absorbaloff absolutely had me XDDDDD 3:22

[@PepsiChips87]

"ah." -Doctor, 2005

[@alwaysbored1700]

The baby being the timeless child is brilliant

[@complicatedairflow7237]

The word is thrown around a lot these days.. but this is a genuine masterpiece