Dylan Roche | 14 Year Old Stand Up Comedian

Dylan Roche does stand up for the first time at Helium Comedy Club.
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September 3rd, 2016

[@ohno3358]

Dylan: *Exists* Adults: Funniest shit ive ever seen

[@imelusive3641]

clearly they haven't seen two identical rocks before

[@Mattropolis97]

They’re obviously laughing more because they’re impressed someone his age has that kind of whit as well as the balls to get up on stage at all. I believe in free speech, but if you’re gonna talk shit let’s at least see you do it first. Until you do, even the worst comedian is still funnier/more respectable than you or me.

[@jesusalbertogiraldomendoza9960]

@@imelusive3641 why am I finding jojo references here?

[@zoomerx5073]

That is funnier than the entire stand up

[@t2t249]

He doesn’t even have that much to talk about because he hasn’t been alive that long

[@IMaxMuusic]

When i saw the host I was like “dam that’s a 14 year-old!“

[@Sophia-mt6ox]

sameee

[@corgi3339]

Isaac Rankin LOL 😂

[@KazumaBan]

Same I was like Yo Hold up my guy has a full on mustache

[@BScottWhytsell]

Haha! Me too!

[@eastyeast6143]

Lol fr wearing identical shirts tripped me out

[@milz3108]

Boy: water Audience: *funny* Boy: yea I’m 14 Audience: *funny* Boy: Tim Audience: *funny*

[@to-y1530]

😂

[@odh3424]

Okay but I’ll admit the “Tim” bit was pretty goddamn funny

[@elimzz__jordi2142]

Soooo true hahaha

[@koen6468]

lol

[@porter5363]

Berd You:HAHAHWHISQKNQKXLl ksmd

[@cuzzaya996]

Dylan: "I'm just sipping my water" Audience: *horrendous laughter* Dylan: *tells an actual joke* Audience: *small chuckle*

[@jadedjimmy]

Fr haha! When he was doing the bit about teachers gossiping, they seemed distracted and not amused but then he just mentioned Tim’s name and they lost their minds 😂

[@notjustateen74]

Dylan tells a joke me smile me reads this comment: small chuckle.

[@lyric4703]

FR

[@Thezombiekiller06]

most of the laughs come from the unusual nature of him being a professional child comedian lmao

[@johnnievanduin390]

Weell done.

[@hp9351]

“I have to write a paper for school” Audience “HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA”

[@walker3446]

SmittyToo jealous

[@Gabi_Braun]

SUPREME GUCCI bruh you stole my pfp

[@ass-master-deluxe]

@@Gabi_Braun weebs

[@DG-kr3ly]

@@ass-master-deluxe lmao

[@tikkari55]

You jealous

[@thatgirlsarah8820]

Kid: tells a funny ass joke Audience: heh Kid: takes a sip of water Audience: *AHAHAHAHAHA*

[@Chinritos]

😂True

[@alexandracarrera9816]

Strawberry- Infused water 😂😂😂

[@BeastMode-ty5hf]

Lol

[@redbrixanimations]

Strawberry- Infused water lol I’m your 999th like, SOOO CLOOSE noooo

[@kndytwn]

Strawberry- Infused water 😂😂😂😂😂

[@rando8831]

To everyone upset at the audience: they’re all drunk and find him funny, and the fact that he’s a kid amplifies that

[@richardavelino7383]

Thank you!

[@tunesonthetube6409]

yep im 14 and i sing at pubs and the crowd is so easy they treat me different because im a kid it sucks

[@adrianns2403]

Bruh, I talk to adults and whenever I say some stupid ass shit they treat me like I'm Dave Chapelle like DAMN mf you just asked me how I school was going damn

[@tw6rn]

kid: teachers gossip and bully laddy in the back: ThAt'S sAd

[@artoriastheabysswalker5488]

obama your last name is care

[@artoriastheabysswalker5488]

obama care

[@madhavbhatnagar372]

Kid: "just sipping my water." Audience: * loses their shit!*

[@eddygolder5721]

Lol

[@Newton988]

ong

[@midwest4544]

Sounds like a trump ralley

[@webb5066]

1:24

[@Re3ponsive]

*Teen

[@brownbolobagz5810]

Kid: *breathes* Audience:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Yap

[@josephhuncovsky22]

Kid: exists Audience:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ok-ff1wf]

Idek Mathis made me laugh more than this kid did lmaooo

[@acyace9665]

Idek 😂😂😂😭

[@theesherly7979]

Idek thank u

[@middleeastmusics6570]

Me: laughing at this while eating snacks and lying on my bed Also me: realizing I'm also 14...

[@xo_note9012]

same

[@theminecraftalexis4857]

Same

[@iluminatec8647]

Everyone that sad same in this comment should be a community

[@skyzu9558]

Same

[@lazyhybrid8530]

Same

[@benjaminarcher3442]

Kid: **drinks water** Audience: FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[@unidentifiedfoolishobject5287]

God his jokes end up being dragged down horrendously because of the crowd. For instance: Oh yeah I’m 14 Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@1-2519]

The jokes are pretty good too

[@kirbybutloli5583]

@@1-2519 the jokes are good but could be better if the audiences didn't laugh so obnoxiously every second

[@unidentifiedfoolishobject5287]

Ryan Nelson yeah a couple

[@mysteriousunknown586]

Yeah that crowd was too easy

[@mymom4724]

🤣🤣 ong

[@CharFil]

Bruh the host got off stage, and himself from 10 years ago got back on

[@Kaithayungin]

Underrated comment, this is a fact😂😂

[@shitlordflytrap1078]

My thoughts exactly

[@Basedmike17]

😂😂😂😂 i was thinking the same shit

[@shaggyrodgers4223]

I just noticed that

[@azikyo]

same shirt bruv hahaha

[@taniakallos1985]

The audience: *way too easy fake laughs at everything* Dylan: am i a joke to you

[@thetripp9082]

Lmao

[@breadnon]

Lolll

[@ilijasubic4586]

I love how he's telling those Boomer jokes and you can see in his face that he himself is surprised they're laughing at them. I think there is none unther 30 in that crowd xD

[@hockeydude8475]

Nobody: Dylan: *YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS TIM*

[@zoerose2540]

😂😂😂

[@alexandracarrera9816]

Hockey Dude 😂😂😂

[@esperanzarodriguez5056]

IM WHEEZING 😂😂☠️☠️

[@gaycheese6277]

xD

[@PeachySunflower15]

😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😃😃😃😄😄😄

[@oliverthornton100]

Kid: fricking exists Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOO*

[@MarcoPolo-gj7ji]

It's true thoo

[@MrMooney196144]

They're cheering and applauding his performance. Guess you've never been to a Comedy Club 😂😂😂FYI.. He was quoting from an 80s song "Don't You" by Simple Minds.

[@MrMooney196144]

894 who don't know what cheering and applauding is. 😂😂😂 This is our new generation Wow.

[@Berbs73]

So...

[@dilloneason3211]

1000th like!

[@markalexander3659]

"I'm joking....The Priest aren't registered! Just relocated!" - OMG that is so ACCURATE lol. It's funny cuz it's true!

[@zoesanders3636]

no one: not even tim: dylan: “yOu KnOw WhAt gRiNdS mY gEaRs?!”

[@thatveganchef112]

That part was really funny tho

[@Chuckles-9838]

@@thatveganchef112 yeah I really don’t know what it is, but figures of speech are just hilarious to me depending on how you use/say them

[@YumeBasil]

This guy is funny asf, but that crowd was way too easy.

[@megp4732]

He deserved better

[@johnstevens2972]

@@megp4732 no.

[@donutminion8881]

Yeah, his jokes weren't bad at all. My only problem was his delivery was a little stale, but honestly great for someone at 14.

[@elitedogger7948]

Donut Minion ya he’ll definitely get better flow with age though

[@zipperjackets4524]

*Im fourteen* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@JackPicard]

*Kid isn’t even born* Audience: *dies of laughter*

[@somkeshav4143]

Father: *Just nutted creating the kid* Audience: *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL REKT XD*

[@pjb4372]

God why do you never answer my prayers dude?

[@lucasgriffith6117]

420 likes can’t like sorry lmao

[@jasonchen1816]

@@pjb4372 lmao

[@someman7799]

Wait I'm god

[@magiccxyne1262]

Dylan: Hello everyone. Crowd: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@nightcorevenusastrid5917]

Am I the only one that's thinking he looks like a young Tom Holland? ... Mkay.

[@miles_lacey]

I can sorta see that now that you mention it

[@plasticstraw5033]

With the toad mouth and everything

[@Thisiswarhuhwow]

Yes you are the only one. Jesus lord everyone simps for Tom Holland

[@arthurmorgan4635]

@@Thisiswarhuhwow Jealous boah

[@mcflubbiebubbies6394]

Yes that just popped in my head

[@epicriceinhaler]

**opens water** Audience: 🤘😂🤘😂🤘

[@Berbs73]

Stop hatin...

[@rylieshowalter6392]

I love ur name😂😂😂 that is the part i found the funniest so far

[@chelsea9164]

@@Berbs73 how are they hating?

[@whitelightning2402]

Truth hurts huh

[@swipethedark8272]

Audience: *your profile picture*

[@afonsovaz4186]

“My parents are 40 years old” Audience: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

[@no.6269]

So we meet again Brother.

[@dazzledinz0]

ONG

[@JigglyBags]

the audience is laughing because there parents are 12 years younger than them.

[@lolmontages5738]

lol

[@chub4984]

yeah I didn't get it either

[@katomiccomics202]

Half of the things the audience laughed at weren’t jokes. for instance: “I had a flip phone” *audience laughs* Wait that was a joke?

[@amandawallis4991]

Because the adults can relate to it

[@gforceneonaxetake2345]

They're drunk

[@Mattropolis97]

I feel like all the people being super critical of him are expecting him to hold up to the more seasoned comedians...why? he’s much younger than Bill Burr was when he started and Bill got booed off the stage at 19. Now he’s probably the best edgy comedian out there. This kid gets mad respect for having the balls to do this (which none of us had then or now), and he’s definitely got more whit than any of us at that age. This factors into the audience’s “easy” laughter.

[@alliewassogood9382]

Thank youuu 😭😂

[@treeladder5338]

Bill got booed off stage at 19? Wow didn't know that. Going to be staring at 19 aswell so I hope to have half the career that bald man did.

[@trova4725]

"(which none of us had then or now)" "he’s definitely got more whit than any of us at that age" why do people always make these comparisons as if theyre relevant or worthwhile arguments mfs act like others experiences factor into opinions at all and then judge on it the crowd was just terrible even though he's a good comic for his age nobody is talking shit other than that

[@PaulaHowley]

ABSOLUTELY. I teach stand up to kids. They get on stage and tell their jokes to a hundred people. Think that's shit's easy? It's not, and the audience knows it and respects it and is appropriately EASY. Take a chill pill people, he's a CHILD.

[@IronPackfan]

14 years old, already developed a drinking problem

[@dudeperson2037]

Aha I get it

[@cootmoot6186]

same

[@cootmoot6186]

not same but i get it

[@lucky_pogo9504]

@@cootmoot6186 idk why but I burst out laughing at ur second comment😂😂

[@Jack-dg1iv]

This comment just shouted “uk”

[@rosericorico4980]

"That was a joke the priests aren't registered." Ok that was funny 😂

[@colefelton]

“Just relocated”

[@OkayOkay-le1hq]

I only liked so it wasn't 666

[@colbyjack6678]

800 like

[@rosericorico4980]

@@OkayOkay-le1hq thank u

[@arthurm4012]

Yea the only joke I laughed at

[@gracelacourte6309]

"you know what grids my gears tim..." *hysteric laughter*

[@roycemuzic]

This is like that Spongebob episode where he would stick his hand out and the crowd would go crazy.

[@welcometothevineyard4191]

adult comedian: * says a joke * audience: *boo* 14 y/o: *breathes* audience: 😜🤪🥳💓 🤡🎉🎊🤡🎊

[@shadowios5878]

Its because he is a child

[@VenomFNyt]

😂

[@briight1316]

ShadowIOS that is no fucking excuse

[@billybatson7852]

@@briight1316 What he meant is that just getting on stage in front of all those people at 14 deserves some laughter. Besides, people laugh at Chris D'Elia and he's as funny as a rock.

[@derrickvictor8829]

Bitter much?

[@harambe925]

Kid: I walked home today Audience:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Kid: (sips water) Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@emilydoan2577]

Hahahahahaha

[@dwightschrute8357]

Don't be jelly, post your stand up! I'll wait...

[@Josh-dj6it]

🗿

[@archiesnapx]

IM THE 1K LIKE. YOURE WELCOME

[@slaplap8765]

@@dwightschrute8357 what?

[@kenzobatt5718]

He’s just become the first human to be 90% water

[@CACAROACCHH]

HAHA😂

[@cklounge2096]

“The priests aren’t registered... just relocated” the US justice system in a nutshell

[@halieuwu9148]

Him at 14: *making a living out of what he loves* Me at 14: *Looks for phone when it's in my hand*

[@casualgamer09-]

Same for me now XD

[@thundergirls6333]

MOOOOOODDDDD

[@theobakshi3705]

@Sherlock Watson yes you can

[@MichiganGirl42]

I’m 13 and a Minecraft Addict, overdoses on sugar, I’ll get angry if you poke me and probably smash a chair, point the middle finger at everyone I see, Still watch Peppa pig (and I’m a boy but I don’t want to be sexist here) failed to hand in a single piece of homework, and the only “talent” I actually have is the ability to eat 5 hotdogs in 3 minutes (I’m Asian so I’m also disgracing my family but I don’t want to be racist too) sleep from 10PM to 1 Am on weekends and used a calculator to find the answer to 1+1 and the list goes on and on....

[@musicheart1.0iluvu65]

That's me lol

[@TheNagualZone]

The older guy went off stage- time traveled and came right back as his younger self.

[@cambriasipprell]

Hahahahahha

[@emerezy]

HAHAHAHA they are wearing the same shirt too

[@jameswhite6056]

LifeInTheMatrix lol

[@radicallybean]

LifeInTheMatrix FOR FUCKING REAL, THO 😂😂😂

[@isacccamp7176]

LifeInTheMatrix ha

[@swervings]

“breathes” audience: *laughs*

[@Lukemasonmedia]

Kid has a future in this but that crowd thought he was Dave Chappelle wtf

[@sandielee3731]

kid: **tells joke** audience: **laugh** kid: *drink water** audience:**laugh** kid:**breathe** audience**DEAD**

[@shizajamal6672]

Sandie Lee I came here to watch a 14 yr old guy being a stand up comedian but instead I find a fellow limelight with jachary😍 not disappointed at all

[@peppapork9133]

hotel:*trivago*

[@Francisco_Castro_Loves_Music]

Sandie Lee .

[@tylersena6925]

OddPenguin I see that worked out for you 😂

[@salahaddin1890]

You being so funny

[@MUHREECE]

I think he is fully hydrated now.

[@dantesev5496]

Sewer Boys he drinks water because when you are performing if your throat gets dry

[@tod3608]

😂😂😂

[@tod3608]

@@dantesev5496 he drank so much 😂

[@chucklewis6838]

He is drinking water because it is a timing gimmick that professional comic employ to stretch out a laugh. It's about the timing.

[@yinsomniac4128]

@@chucklewis6838 not always, sometimes your nervous and need water to stay HYDRATED. Stretching out a laugh can be as easy as not talking.

[@loxias9253]

14 yr old: my parents are almost 40 now audience: funniest shit i've ever heard

[@MarvelousButter]

Mans really said "Tim" and the whole crowd lost it

[@ProPlayer-wq3nu]

Kid : hi Audience : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@bucketboydee4727]

Pro Player 1⃣ right lmaoo

[@jesuschristcunt8469]

Basically

[@cheese4746]

Pro Player 1⃣ that's every comedian tbh

[@mcdonaldthyrniang4300]

Actually more easy when the crowd is like that.. near impossible if no one knew you and you had to build the room energy yourself

[@xXspedXx]

😂😂😂 SERIOUSLY

[@ki11erbunny88]

"Usually from the teachers." Someone in the audience: *"THAT'S SAD"*

[@gloomz3r]

@@charliecili how do we reply to that

[@_amongthe_stars]

"It's supposed to be sad MARTHA!"

[@superspace_]

Mystical Stories sounded like a Martha and a half

[@lukeklo]

Insert name here “lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao”

[@routliffer]

And she starts laughing at her osn comment

[@imanoperator1342]

"You're generation's great!" Covid-19: Hold my beer

[@huntertran5422]

Comedian: *breathes* Audience: *HYSTERICAL HAHAHAHAHA*

[@aaronnewsom7962]

I don't even care about how good or bad his jokes are. Just the fact that he's 14 and has the balls to step outside of his comfort zone like that earns mad respect!

[@bellamcmillan4465]

Agreed!

[@tommyfitzgerald5912]

But his jokes are good though?????

[@jamman3921]

They all good tho

[@user-ew2sd7vl5m]

I think the fact that he’s doing stand up says that he doesn’t need a comfort zone

[@gl1zzy999]

But the thing is: the kid's actually funny. Also apparently me being one year older than him gives me the right to say kid.

[@ellajane954]

He do be drinking the required amount of water tho...

[@raataja]

w/out a doubt

[@cheesyquokka]

If he keeps up like that he'll stay 14 forever

[@kayleigharnold]

I drink that much water 4 times a year

[@EKKO5]

@@cheesyquokka lol

[@marcelinasuma5555]

😂😂FR like literally every 10 words he's takin a drink of water

[@bryantsilva1017]

Can’t wait to see this young dude grow his craft, just the fact he’s able to stand up there and see past his fear/anxiety is huge !

[@clashdevil2925]

This guy is human version of phrase "stay hydrated"

[@thelivingqattus3118]

I saw the thumbnail, but when I opened the video... *wow* *puberty hit him like a bus*

[@hashslingingslasher3855]

TheLivingQattus Hahahahahaha same

[@ru-ru9920]

TheLivingQattus lol same

[@kfaruqe]

The pictures are the same

[@HeyDianaMartinez]

TheLivingQattus hmm what?

[@Lucas-mj5mc]

TheLivingQattus Lol dame then I’m like, is that his brother or something?

[@luisvila-lobos5590]

Legends say that that guy is still drinking water

[@UziSaysHigh]

Luís Vila-Lobos 😂😂😂

[@JakeSimmer]

@@UziSaysHigh I forgot about that old meeme... 'takes sip of his beer' ;-)

[@daisymay6684]

Yes

[@hr0727]

Legend also says they are still laughing at him from existing

[@saomai8631]

Because he doesn't want to die of dehydration, I guess.

[@TrackMasterAsh]

His opening line is actually insanely solid. His delivery killed me lmao

[@soysauce09]

The fourteen year old: **breaths** The audience:**laughing intensifies**

[@GonzaloUSA1]

Plot twist: he had never tasted water before this act

[@yeyeyeyeye222]

LMFAO

[@ahhwe-any7434]

Maybe it helped calm his nerves? Give him a break, he's 14. I think he did pretty well. & His jokes are pretty insightful

[@BirdyBetts]

lol

[@yeyeyeyeye222]

Nyst Nah it’s funnier with the plot twist because without the plot twist it would sound like sarcasm

[@iggykad]

@@ahhwe-any7434 dude they're just joking, it's not that deep

[@restlessmind9917]

"The priests aren't registered" cracked me up

[@Human-tk7sh]

Same

[@paigenewall1040]

Restless Mind just relocated

[@mahfuzurchowdhury2765]

Like the audience?

[@fbutitssharp6463]

Restless Mind 1kth like

[@homoerectus3355]

That’s the only funny thing he said but credit where credit is do

[@jamon2566]

Him: When I get home I have to do homework The audience: This is the greatest thing I have ever heard

[@hookedndeep1175]

I love the real mom in the front row screaming that's sad with a crackle in her voice like she's about to cry ❤❤

[@piss8835]

Dylan: Breathes crowd: HAHAHAHAHA Dylan: blinks crowd: HaHahaHAHAaH Dylan: drinks water crowd: aHAHAhahaH

[@dogwaterl]

Our Brains Are Sick But Thats Okayyy 😂😂😂😂

[@brooklynnjade895]

|-/

[@adamn1915]

Now this comment is comedy

[@sakshik9933]

Our Brains Are Sick But Thats Okayyy hahahaha so true 😜

[@OrcaR6S]

Agreed

[@hannahdunn7310]

I was taking a sip of my Sprite when he said "just kidding, the priests arent registered" and I actually almost choked laughing

[@agent6467]

@@Milk88488 hahahahaha

[@nikogove1051]

Water came out my nose

[@GREYGORILLA59]

Stop the 🧢.

[@GREYGORILLA59]

@@nikogove1051 stop the 🧢.

[@kevinsantos9370]

U say that like everyone cares

[@matthewsalasek9704]

I swear the audience is being held at gun gunpoint to laugh so hard

[@lee-wb2wn]

Dylan: “So then I-“ Audience: “BAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARDLMAOOO”

[@AnitaAnita-vj8er]

He's a mix of Greg from diary of a wimpy kid and Tom Holland

[@johnlowe5898]

Anita Anita yaaaassss

[@ida6759]

Omg yeeees!

[@Cauz4cncrn]

YES

[@rayyankimoi]

Omg you just read my mind 😂

[@gen5216]

Omfg lmao

[@sargisa1431]

Comedian: *drinks water* Audience: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chloelayne8552]

Sargis Azizyan 😂😂

[@pattio.se17]

Sargis Azizyan its because hes really young

[@youngbalky67]

E G G Z 😩😂

[@lukesick1]

E G G Z Comedian: breathes air audience:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alfonsomartinez8182]

E G G It’s playing off how he’s nervously drinking water.

[@adaisabel3909]

“you know what grinds my gears, Tim?” it should have been that funny but i’m crying

[@tessalynch3265]

he held his composure but i could see the shaking in his hands and i know exactly what that feels like when i preform plays omg I FELT IT

[@cgharris22]

That's one talented, well-hydrated kid.

[@AmanSharma-jy7lw]

C H nervousness does that to you. It makes your mouth dry

[@SL213]

quality comment

[@zetaomicron]

C H this is gotta be my fav comment here

[@agentone8511]

Hey free water, you don't see those too many often anymore

[@diamonda3509]

C H u

[@eviljulian99]

Aside from the excessive laughter. He was actually pretty funny. This man really made a priest joke

[@boxwithoutatop7243]

JBreeze99 so did every kid in middle school.

[@cyansy]

He prob only did it cause the priest can’t perform an exorcism until he’s 18

[@bestredditstories1158]

JBreeze99 No, he wasn’t funny at all. I kept a straight face the entire time. It was bland and more like he was telling a story than making it actually funny

[@zacharyfallahee]

@@bestredditstories1158 Shakespeare loves comedies though

[@alannagomez6179]

Shakespeare then you sir have no sense of humor

[@optdumx]

him drinks water. The Crowd : 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@100round77]

Yeah him drinks water

[@ditkind1340]

When I clicked on this and I saw that the guy introducing him had the same colour shirt on as the kid in the thumbnail I was really confused hahah (because I thought it was him lol)

[@bearity]

He’s amazing but the crowd is so easy it’s not a challenge

[@austin529]

You're mom is so Amazing since she raised you and you're just great.

[@jendbfflyndbdn3220]

Austin I love u

[@isaiascerda5656]

It's better. Everybody has a fun time

[@triqualo4539]

Everybody is drunk tho so I wouldn’t be surprised

[@crystalpolanco7034]

@@jendbfflyndbdn3220 OooOOooh get a room,lmao

[@gromzen]

When the video first started I was like wtf this guy is 14?

[@gertrud8274]

lmfao

[@sarahthomas7997]

Gromzen same thoooo

[@dontquoteme9064]

Same

[@katieh2261]

Gromzen same

[@bhaswatmandal8751]

Me too😂😂😂

[@ed1567]

dylan: breathes. Audience: HAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@thebffofderby4031]

Him:Drinks water Audience: *LAUGH TRACK INTENSIFIES*

[@daggerg1rl]

I died when he said "you know what grinds my gears Tim?"

[@TheShattenjager]

Kaylee Lister that was a clever bit. Normally, talking to an audience member is amateur rookie move, but grinds my gears lol that was really funny!

[@undisclosedsteve6361]

Dan Knight it's from Family Guy...

[@myasherman8872]

SAME

[@cassandramartinez1031]

Kaylee Lister 😂😂😂😂

[@dollarintheswearjar6829]

Kaylee Lister same

[@splash2849]

“You know what grinds my gears Tim?” Dead

[@nothanksimgood5071]

Dude that's my life motto lol I say that all the time and no one knows what the hell I'm talking about

[@tekqr2943]

Amiya OG I literally scrolled down th esecond he said this and saw your comment at the same time lol my bredda can’t date funny meh man

[@soleilsoleil716]

Same 😂 idk why that was so hilarious to me

[@DavidFlores-kc8uz]

Kat S me too 💀 idk how I always manage to do that

[@patrickstar7476]

Why is it so funny

[@escobarsgrandson9138]

Literally Dylan: "My parents are in their Forties.." Audience: 🤣🤣🤣💀💀😅😅😅😂😂😂😱😭😭🤣💀💀

[@beckettim3222]

Dylan: *Drinks Water* Audience: This guy.

[@cameronc7403]

lotta gym teachers and priest... KIDDING, KIDDING preists arent registered

[@willk9372]

Pro Tay just relocated🤣

[@alan9746]

Who was confused when they clicked on the vid and saw the old guy An you thought *hey* did he get older

[@vittoriocerroni2170]

Same hell shirt

[@inevitablehumor840]

Yeah same thing happened to me

[@roversfan6462]

I know same

[@m3ee]

Sameeeeeee🤣🤣

[@femiisme9679]

That happened to me but you have 666 likes and I feel bad liking 😂

[@spencerhonda7445]

I thought he was hilarious, especially due to his deadpan delivery. I wish this video was hours long. I could watch him all day. And the priest bit was priceless!

[@ditkind1340]

To me he just sounds like my nephew who just wants to go home and has that sense of humor that my parents will laugh so hard about, while I just understand the language he is speaking.

[@vortexuk]

They paid Ellen's audience to be here

[@hr0727]

xd VorteX oh yeah yeah

[@cliptic2222]

Lmao

[@huss2600]

This is mega facts

[@jasminecook8851]

Or they're really drunk

[@Masterman-zn4fw]

xd VorteX oh yea yea

[@idkbruh8346]

Kid: My parents are pretty old Audience: HAHAHAAAA

[@jazzy6689]

My dad left me

[@brandonk7949]

@@jazzy6689 haaaa haaaaaaaa

[@brandonk7949]

@@jazzy6689 🤫

[@745morning]

@@jazzy6689 4 people gave this a Yeah

[@randomreviewer647]

Jazzy AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@junie5105]

As a seventh grader I can total relate to his middle school experience. Total hell 🤣

[@BelieveMiracleMo]

Everyone is talking about how easy the crowd is, but this kid is funny asf. He’s going places.

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

The kid's actually funny, but the audience is fake laughing at every single thing he does.

[@GattaTone]

Maybe just the fact that hes a kid makes it more funny to em

[@briethey-them9542]

@@GattaTone or they want him to feel good about himself but over do it like always

[@robotgalaxy4168]

Or they are drunk

[@Krimsic]

Are they tho??

[@Thefvkingoat]

Krimsic yes 😂

[@__hazel.]

"I don't like tests" Audience - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA **drinks water** Audience - HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA **couple people literally die of laughter, hospitalized**

[@brksha]

Jacob Frank lol

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Lol

[@igoogleplus]

why would they be hospitalised if they died for laughter?

[@amaratheunicorn3820]

I'm in critical condition! God damn!😂😂😂

[@magnificloud]

Rite tho xD

[@jmstudios5294]

*dude takes a sip of water *crowd goes absolutely nuts

[@heatherchapman2773]

OMG That kid is amazing! I was never that confident doing my first three minutes of stand up let alone five! Well done Dylan!

[@inyerd123]

"jk the priests werent registered, just relocated" that was a good one

[@prodcielos]

Yeah it was!

[@verycutetaco]

Priests are yikes....

[@senpaijecho]

"priests aren't registred" I CHOCKED.

[@cptn7132]

I didn’t know you could chock but I knew you could choke.

[@jeffreyrubio6431]

What is chocked? Did you say choke in a mexican accent?

[@SoundlessScream]

Senpai Jecho Hahahaha

[@SoundlessScream]

Cptn There are these safety things called "wheel chocks" that are these little steep ramps that fit up against car wheels to keep them from rolling. They use them on ferry boats where I'm from. So when she said that I imagined a red block of wood or plastic jammed up against a wheel which was so different from what she was saying. xD

[@Wilsinart]

Kids going places

[@WreckinPoints11]

I completely expected Dylan to say, "My parents are pretty old now. They're in their early 30s"

[@quandalebartholomewdingle5526]

Dylan: Know what grinds my gears Crowd: Standing ovation

[@akii_trainss17]

“Mostly from teachers” Some woman in the audience: “thats sad!”

[@chriscosta3374]

Billie06jo hilarious

[@pogtonium5084]

no "Its true!"

[@coolhandjake]

“NO ITS THE TRUTH CAROL”

[@gloomy5704]

Sounds like my mom tbh

[@pignk]

Armyyyyy 💜

[@ameliak2244]

*YoU KnOw WhaT GRiNdS mY GeaRs TiM*

[@ceo.n1773]

Amelia K classic

[@Bestboyjk]

I thought he said his ears 🗿

[@jefferywilliams9592]

Lack of proper use of the clutch?

[@nickiminaj6816]

I want to like but the like number is 669

[@ireneoliv9643]

Jeffery Williams 😂😂😂

[@dawson9736]

I love how he drinks water before he laughs at his own joke 😂

[@beautaylor8829]

Dylan:"I have to write a paper for school when I get home" The crowd:"hahahahahahahahahahaha"