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@Sara-zl5hc2 жыл бұрын
"I went to a fake college okay" Dylan's video is never complete without him reminding us how big of a scam his college was
@manon13272 жыл бұрын
i thought the same thing lmao
@beatrizmendes84312 жыл бұрын
Wait, really?????
@butterFly-bu7md2 жыл бұрын
It took him less than 3 minutes to mention it
@yogi_k012 жыл бұрын
@@beatrizmendes8431 If you're looking for the context, he mentioned it (more like ranted on it lmao) in his Divergent video (Beer and a Movie series). Entertaining video as always. Edit bc I initially thought it was mentioned in his Hunger Games vid but I checked and it was Divergent instead
@MarnieGolde72 жыл бұрын
Phoenix university or Devry?
@heliosbringthesun2 жыл бұрын
Somebody should tell Dylan that pandas are literally one of the least capable animals on this planet. They're so dumb and just ready to unalive themselves, it's ridiculous. So it makes sense that they all think it's weird that he is the dragon warrior. Which makes his transformation throughout the movie so much more satisfying. He doesn't defeat Tai Lung with traditional Kung Fu and fighting, he does it in a way only a Panda could. He does it his way and he is just unapologetic himself....there is literally no secret ingredient. I love this movie so much...it is pure serotonin. Edit: Also this is not me dissing Pandas, they're cute and should be protected but it is a fact that they're giant idiots with no self preservation whatsoever 😅
@yazzybean2 жыл бұрын
They're literally going extinct because they're too lazy to have sex 😂
@imaraoctavia2 жыл бұрын
I might be a panda
@majora56512 жыл бұрын
@@imaraoctavia literally same, what a mood
@myahm88172 жыл бұрын
dont forget that a panda could 100% kill you if it wanted to. obviously they dont but like… they could..
@hirarana932 жыл бұрын
I agree 💯
@Tommy_Dime2 жыл бұрын
Dylan's toxic trait is thinking he can beat any villain that he deems 'lame' enough
@maexslg-at Жыл бұрын
The Recreyo duck
@tomatosoup1304 Жыл бұрын
Just like me
@ohitsreign66092 жыл бұрын
the fact he thirsted over angelina jolie in maleficent one and two, then had an existential furry crisis over tigress, and didn’t try to justify it by mentioning her as the voice, was a missed opportunity and a half. we would’ve accepted the excuse.
@Kanyongosisters2 жыл бұрын
I now wonder how he'll react to Lola from Shark Tales
@lexhdz58032 жыл бұрын
babes he didnt think of the excuse bc thats not why, my mans is just a furry
@msk-qp6fn Жыл бұрын
He is proving himself to be angelina jolie sexual 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TLSM-72 Жыл бұрын
With his love for jaguars and trying not to become a furry, we should get him to watch the Madagascar trilogy 😏 🙏
@lafatte243 ай бұрын
@@lexhdz5803 Considering his reaction to Zootopia, this is it lol.
@dimitra_sei2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the animal choice for the Five is not random. They are styles of Chinese martial arts. Also there is no panda style but there is a dragon style, which fits with Po.
@goldenageofdinosaurs71922 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I was hoping Dylan would catch that, but he did go to a fake school, so I’m not surprised he didn’t.
@ch03rry4402 жыл бұрын
@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 HELP????!!!
@vampireknight625812 жыл бұрын
There is a bear style, but Po never uses it.
@xyz-vx6jo2 жыл бұрын
@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 well damn😭😭🤣
@rg99912 жыл бұрын
@@goldenageofdinosaurs7192 he also grew up in the midwest, so he had no exposure to any sort of ethnicity growing up...so sad for him
@c.harlotte2 жыл бұрын
Dylan constantly calling the red panda “the rat” kills me every time 💀
@leomcshizzlepjocastdeserve16312 жыл бұрын
this comment makes me laugh every time i see it
@lexiw.83122 жыл бұрын
wait it's not actually a rat?!
@vinchinzo5942 жыл бұрын
@@lexiw.8312 Shifu is a Red Panda, a small kind of adorable Panda native to China!
@nahicorua Жыл бұрын
I would have never in a thousand lives guessed that master shifu was a red panda, I always assumed he was some kind of lemur LMFAOOOO
@cin3859 Жыл бұрын
@@vinchinzo594 fun fact: red pandas are not actually pandas, they’re more like weasels and skunks lol
@epiphany84292 жыл бұрын
"You know what *is* sexy? Human beings, not animals." - Dylan 2022
@philosophy_bot41712 жыл бұрын
Beep, bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one." ~ Marcus Aurelius
@Shythalia2 жыл бұрын
Wow. Dylan cured the furries.
@epiphany84292 жыл бұрын
@@Nexe215 Some men just want to watch the world burn
@YamiBlake2 жыл бұрын
*Ursula has entered the chat*
@epiphany84292 жыл бұрын
@@YamiBlake You monster
@trinitycurry72572 жыл бұрын
Not a single moment of trying to gaslight us into thinking he’s 20. You’re slipping Dylan.😂😂😂
@maria.hamandi2 жыл бұрын
PFFF IM DEAD
@jacullyhunter39752 жыл бұрын
😂
@ryanchrisharvey42562 жыл бұрын
Man he actually had me tricked i had to go look at his wiki page after reading thiss 😅😅
@salomechica51412 жыл бұрын
Yeah and hes like 31 hes be comming a dilf soon
@solus86852 жыл бұрын
@@salomechica5141 dilfs are 45+ wdym
@chelzlor32002 жыл бұрын
Dylan: "I took risks!" Also, Dylan: *Wearing the most beige oatmeal sweater ever* LOL!
@Geck0GC2 жыл бұрын
I feel like he had that shirt before
@blackpepper80622 жыл бұрын
But it’s got a nice stitch pattern 😙
@mollusckscramp4124 Жыл бұрын
@@blackpepper8062 It's like that Spongebob grandma sweater with love in every stitch💞
@violetnorwen849111 ай бұрын
It matched the beginning scene beautifully ❤
@kiramcpheron74262 жыл бұрын
The fact that Dylan keeps calling Shifu a rat when he's literally also a panda is absolutely hilarious to me
@SSECreator2 жыл бұрын
Red pandas aren't really pandas 😂 But it is frustrating he keeps calling him a rat
@minamagdy41262 жыл бұрын
That is what I keep thinking he is, though. It's not just him
@kimm65892 жыл бұрын
Red pandas aren't biologically pandas/bears. They are Musteloids, along with weasels, racoons, skunks, etc.
@kiramcpheron74262 жыл бұрын
@@kimm6589 I know, but the animal is still called a red panda so that doesn’t really effect my statement.
@depressantdrug2 жыл бұрын
@@kiramcpheron7426 You said he's literally a panda when he's not. He's just called a panda. So it does affect your statement. You can say that he's literally called a panda.
@captainteeko45792 жыл бұрын
I love that Dylan can predict the plot but doesn’t know what a snake is 🤣
@sheyannev27572 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? It's obviously a person...I mean a kangaroo...I mean...um...
@filipbrcko Жыл бұрын
@@sheyannev2757 please educate your self its a primate
@sarahjones-gf2ks7 ай бұрын
so perseptive, yet so uneducated
@starlette78202 жыл бұрын
The bad guy's teacher DID have a role in him turning evil though! He loved him too much and fed his ego and pride, filled his head with ideas that he would one day be guaranteed to be the dragon warrior, and that he was the best student he had ever had.
@thuydungie2 жыл бұрын
yeah, what i really appreciated about kung fu panda is the subtlety. they show glimpses of the past and you can piece together what made tai lung the way he is. it's never explicitly stated that shifu fed his pride and made his existence dependent on the dragon warrior status but the information is right there
@starlette78202 жыл бұрын
@@thuydungie Yeah exactly, you can see it in what they do show you and I really appreciate this kind of story telling. Not everything has to be explicitly thrown in your face for it to be clear~
@fightingmedialounge519 Жыл бұрын
@@thuydungie I mean, shifu does explicitly says as much to tai lung.
@randomnessexistance821 Жыл бұрын
Gives Sensei Wu and Morro vibes
@cymph115710 ай бұрын
The teacher may have had a role but that never means he meant for his student to turn physically violent. While I understand the villain's anger for being set up to be the dragon warrior to only be disappointed for not being selected, that never means lashing out that anger physically against someone to the point of hurting and almost killing his teacher. I think the teacher took too much responsibility for his actions while the villain took none. I think he blames himself for not noticing some red flags from the villain prior and wishes he could have guided him in a better path. Unfortunately, in the end, it's the villain's choice to attack.
@victoriadaniels13572 жыл бұрын
Dylan is slowly getting into his silly cartoon era and I’m all for it lmao
@Jay-Zech2 жыл бұрын
Silly cartoon? How dare you. Kung Fu Panda is peak cinema and I will die on that hill😂
@Jay-Zech2 жыл бұрын
@Tyler the creator luvr Is that a “The Last Airbender” reference🤣
@maggylostnndfound2 жыл бұрын
im glad that his era is matching with mine at the same time SO GLAD
@jendydizon2 жыл бұрын
yes. very, very, very slowly
@themoviecritic10922 жыл бұрын
...Silly Cartoon?
@keistopherc2 жыл бұрын
Dylan has to be one of the most consistent content creators I’ve ever seen. Uploading a movie commentary every Monday without fail for several years is very impressive.
@alinao.47202 жыл бұрын
While still publishing so many books at the same time! His discipline at 20 is really admirable
@laceybird51512 жыл бұрын
Especially with going to such a prestigious college
@alexandra.harding2 жыл бұрын
Whilst maintaining his fboy looks
@Rozveree2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@jeilee38602 жыл бұрын
Never forget his consistent nose ring game. Setting the standard.
@Grace-ig7vm Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, not even 3 minutes in and Dylan mentions the college scam Already a classic
@little8mac Жыл бұрын
What is the college scam?
@jeremycarromero5302 Жыл бұрын
@Little8mac Apparently Dylan went to a college that closed down after being open for only 10 or 20 years because it went bankrupt and he's been salty ever since because he says that he didn't learn anything and the college basically scammed him of his money.
@little8mac Жыл бұрын
@@jeremycarromero5302 that’s crazy
@yulianapacheco47672 жыл бұрын
The way Dylan always correctly predicts the plot in every movie always gets me
@cortnie2222 жыл бұрын
fr and then he gets so excited about it, I love it 😭
@MADy11202 жыл бұрын
it's almost like he studied it in school or something 🤔😂
@ImTMZ2 жыл бұрын
@@MADy1120 well it definitely wasn't the scam college
@meh11492 жыл бұрын
a professional movie watcher
@viltesmigelskaite40612 жыл бұрын
bcs he has seen it
@jaymenno4052 жыл бұрын
Dylan blaming the fact that he doesn’t know that a snake is called a serpent because he went to a fake college will forever be his excuse for anything he doesn’t know 😂
@Marcel_Audubon2 жыл бұрын
Most people learn that well, well before college
@violetnorwen849111 ай бұрын
I learned that when I was 5😂
@emmab5817 Жыл бұрын
the movie: *kung-fu* panda dylan: a bear that does karate
@tanyaung3554 Жыл бұрын
Loveeee😂
@jadeshepherd86275 ай бұрын
And he said it just before karate too 😂 it was so funny
@Sailor_Jae12 жыл бұрын
2 things 1. Shifu is a red panda 2. Tai lung is the most well written villain in the series. The true lesson of the relationship between Shifu and Tailung is how much a parents expectations can affect their children. You said they didn’t show Shifu playing a role in Tailungs turning evil, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Shifu raised tailung as his son. He raised him to believe that it was his destiny to become that dragon warrior so when you spend your entire life with your parent figure/the person you look up to most telling you that you are destined to become something and you believe them going as far as to put every ounce of your soul into living up to their expectations, only for one day they to tell you that it’s actually not your destiny is extremely traumatizing. Tailung was told his entire life that he was destined to become the dragon warrior and the fact that it wasn’t true was simply something he could not face as it would be the same to tell him that his life was a lie. Shifu didn’t really learn his lesson either as when we see how he trained the furious 5 we see that they all also hold the belief that it was their destiny to have one of them become the dragon warrior. However, the difference is that Shifu raised Tailung under much more pressure with higher expectations while he was a lot colder to say tigress during her training. Po represents a change in Shifu as once Shifu finally changes his expectations for what the dragon warrior should be he is finally able to see the potential Po had it really is beautiful. Po in the movie basically represents defying expectations and the scroll being a mirror is to say that everyone is perfect the way they are Tailung couldn’t see this though because at this point he was clouded by the betrayal of his father/mentor.
@thatsroughbuddy_2 жыл бұрын
Well said 👏
@eslesss2 жыл бұрын
This was so well put and one of the reasons why I love this movie
@vinnicinhus442 жыл бұрын
Buuuuuut It's very important to point that Tai Lung was not justified and was completely in the wrong for doing what he did.
@Sailor_Jae12 жыл бұрын
@@vinnicinhus44 agreed I was just pointing out the lesson within Shifu and Tailung relationship that being how important it is to raise a child with humility Tai lung probably always had some bad in him but I think it was the way Shifu raised him that corrupted him raising him to believe that his value was higher than it actually was and when oogway corrected his view of himself Tailung snapped
@kimm65892 жыл бұрын
A red panda is closer to a rat than a bear, so while probably not intended, Dylan is somewhat right.
@ripleey13412 жыл бұрын
It's both fascinating and frustrating how Dylan can so accurately predict these movies, I'm all here for it. Also Tigress is the new Ursula confirmed.
@J-R-20002 жыл бұрын
Wait so angelina jolie will be playing ursula?
@snackeater49902 жыл бұрын
@@J-R-2000 No, Dylan had a crush on Ursula
@J-R-20002 жыл бұрын
@@snackeater4990 ahh lol 😂 I remember now hahaha i thought that disney chose angelina jolie as the new ursula in lil mermaid remake hahaha
@xyz-vx6jo2 жыл бұрын
@@J-R-2000wait tigress is angelina Jolie??
@Samuel-ku1qb2 жыл бұрын
"he hit the magic code on his stomach to turn him off" has got to be one of the best things you've ever said, my good sir
@bluevanga302 жыл бұрын
Snow leopards are probably the rarest of the big cats. They are found in south and central asia. Kinda makes sense they chose a snow leopard instead of a tiger, which was already taken, but also being rare and jaguar-like.
@uniserenity14142 жыл бұрын
also, the movie is set in animal China, so it makes sense that Jaguars aren't in this movie since they aren't native in Asia.
@Lioness0062 жыл бұрын
I think the Clouded Leopard is one of the rarest of cats. I love snow leopards!
@philosophy_bot41712 жыл бұрын
Beep, bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" ~ Socrates
@helleswahn2 жыл бұрын
tigress is a tiger because the furious five are based on the animal forms in kung fu. I agree that snow leopard suited tai lung tho cause jaguars are from south- and central america
@Bluey3062 жыл бұрын
Dylan basically predicting the movie but still having a great time shows that tropes and writing predictable/obvious story beats are not inherently bad.
@jackierosas95932 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda reminds me of what George RR Martin says about storytelling, specifically mysteries. You write a mystery in which the butler’s the killer. You plant clues to show the butler did it. Say you show the story to your friend, the friend guesses halfway through the butler’s the killer. What are you to do? You decide to make the maid the killer. But you don’t change the rest of the story. Wrong move. All that build up shows that the butler is the killer. It doesn’t make sense that the maid did it. In short, a story with proper build up, however predictable, is better than a story trying to be unpredictable for unpredictability’s sake. Story beats and archetypes exist for a reason, as seen in The Hero of a Thousand Faces, we see the same stories across cultures across generations with different tweaks throughout. Idk why I said all that, Hahha. I guess I have George RR on the brain 🤣 Anyway, I agree with what you said.
@fightingmedialounge5192 жыл бұрын
Or it shows Dylans own taste in stories.
@maggie38422 жыл бұрын
@@jackierosas9593 he should've told the writers of Gossip Girl that....
@booklover3112 жыл бұрын
@@maggie3842 and pretty little liars
@aswordmadefromthebloodofmy49252 жыл бұрын
@@maggie3842 and Game of Thrones
@s1gnor3Gepett02 жыл бұрын
There is actually an explanation of why Tai Lung is still strong after 20 years. In the movie, Tigress says that the dragon warrior can survive with nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf and the energy of the universe, so it makes sense that Tai Lung is jacked cause he was potentially the dragon warrior.
@pavithramc9562 жыл бұрын
😮😮😮
@diypropsmodels7064 Жыл бұрын
But he filled with so much darkness and ambition which is why he failed to be one
@subhasishghosh69245 ай бұрын
No, the Turtle shell he was covered with stopped his chi from flowing, essentially keeping his body preserved completely.
@seeyouatmidheaven16022 жыл бұрын
conspiracy theory: Dylan has already seen all these movies but he forgets that he has seen them so that's why he predicts everything. Dylan does not predict..... he just remembers
@AdamIshak012 жыл бұрын
Exhibit A: Gone Girl video. I rest my case your honuor.
@syra15412 жыл бұрын
definitely felt that vibe for this video lolol
@Notoriouslydevious2 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is my favorite role that Jack Black has done. Po was literally made for Jack Black and he fit him so well. I remember seeing this movie as a kid and it’s still 10/10
@TheMbangel2 жыл бұрын
And he is epic in School of Rock!!
@DarkFoxKirin2 жыл бұрын
Even tho I partially agree with you, I can't help but love him in Jumanji just as much.
@___Morningstar___2 жыл бұрын
more of a nacho libre fan myself
@lalalarose81972 жыл бұрын
Bernie was good.
@Bane5202 жыл бұрын
Same with Ian Mcshane (the voice actor of Tai Lung)
@natashajacksonmusic2 жыл бұрын
Dylan continually saying "he's a bear, bear's are fierce"...he needs to watch compilations of pandas being clumsy. I find it hard to believe they're real animals, it honestly just looks like a human in a panda suit 😂
@Meamery Жыл бұрын
This is by far the best description of a panda I’ve ever heard
@ichmeiner4531 Жыл бұрын
It's like they're actively trying to be the modern dodo birds.
@priscillatempler7618 Жыл бұрын
The only reason why they are like that is because of the bamboo they eat. Bamboo isn't actually good for them and slows them down. If they didn't they'd be pretty dangerous and aggressive.
@gabs36022 жыл бұрын
This whole "I am a professional movie watcher" kinda started as a joke, but here Dylan is again predicting the whole ass plot of the movie 10 minutes in.
@CazuhLynn2 жыл бұрын
I was constantly checking the comments everytime he made *another* perfect prediction. I was almost expecting that he confessed he already watched it towards the end.
@kat98372 жыл бұрын
"Are pandas looked down upon???" no but dylan are you forgetting that pandas can be so lazy that they don't even reproduce to save their species
@snowwhite58872 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh ToT I'm dead. I didn't even think about that !
@aurelieostheim15212 жыл бұрын
the story of tai lung is acutely quite sad cause shifu made him believe he was the one meant to be the dragon warrior and pretty much brainwashed him into it ( like his name "tai lung" means great dragon). So Tai lung being dismissed of the title of dragon warrior makes him believe he is being robbed of something he was suppose to inherit in a way and that he is just a disappointment to his father figure.
@fatimabongers2 жыл бұрын
the whole kungfu panda trilogy is so well written, the first movie setting of the story line, second movie explaining the past and the third movie (my favorite) bringing everything together.
@itzelwisteria18192 жыл бұрын
What makes the third one your favorite? I'm curious because people usually choose the other two
@fatimabongers2 жыл бұрын
@@itzelwisteria1819 the whole power of chi, reasoning for why he is the dragon warrior and what the purpose of the dragon warrior is, just makes me go
@robertrose37772 жыл бұрын
It's not a trilogy anymore
@shakespeareangentleman2 жыл бұрын
And Kais entrance to the jade palace (is that the name?) Is just chefs kiss.
@fatimabongers2 жыл бұрын
@@shakespeareangentleman do you mean the arrival of kai? BECAUSE YES????? omg
@Saaaaaaraaa2 жыл бұрын
Dylan talking about Po being a bear who should be able to defeat anyone and forgetting that he is in fact a panda and they are a hazard to themselves 😂
@checksanity2 жыл бұрын
He’s right about treating a panda like a bear, though him being unfamiliar with people underestimating pandas loses a level of the story.
@Saaaaaaraaa2 жыл бұрын
@@checksanity I'm aware that Pandas are bears and that they can be dangerous as all wild animals. But Pandas are also one of the peaceful animals and him looking at grizzly and talk about Po is funny. And no one underestimating the story because Po (peaceful, clumsy panda) begin a Dragon Warrior is supposed to be funny and a that's the point of it.
@IzzyDaBot092 жыл бұрын
I think the reason why you didn't hear much of a sound effect for when Shifu hit the pillar is probably because due to his weight. Shifu is definitely way lighter than Po, so it kinda makes sense that you wouldn't hear more of an impact from him hitting the pillar than Po getting pounded into the earth.
@Kaempfdog2 жыл бұрын
This is an INCREDIBLY detailed series. And they did REALLY well with it. It’s true you called a lot of story beats, even down to the lines, but this was such an intelligent film that blew people away. Shifu is a Red Panda. The Furious 5 are all after actual styles of combat, and each use them like their own animal instead of them being purely stand ins for people. And Po learned Dragon Style. Bears are among the best land predators on earth. Definitely the best one on our continent. Tigers are the true kings of the jungle over lions honestly. And I’d say Bears are in their wheelhouse. Pandas I feel are much LESS powerful bears, but they are bears nonetheless. So there is reason to doubt him since they are notoriously lazy animals. Crocodiles are hard to categorize. So let’s just hold them different as reptiles. Snow Leopards are ferocious no doubt, and 20 years goes to show how well he was trained. Reflexes don’t dull, and he was carrying those huge boulders on both sides when his body was trained to hold such weight. Not to mention the position he was forced in would require a strong core and legs. So yeah. Aside from the eating (which they state isn’t a factor for whatever reason) remaining in such a position of captivity actually could be seen as physically beneficial. Like a forced yoga pose. Plus subtle movements seem to be as much his specialty as brute force. And also Tai Lung was shown to be a prodigy with few flaws as he grew up in combat. So getting constantly praised kept him reaching higher and higher until he fell into a state of entitlement. Which is why he broke. The animation is stellar, and it’s totally worth watching the 2nd and 3rd movies.
@cowfreezer70992 жыл бұрын
Giant pandas aren’t actually scientifically classified as bears. It’s a misconception since they have the same shape. I’m not a scientist, but I think it might be bc pandas are vegetarian while bears are omnivores. But I’m not sure.
@cowfreezer70992 жыл бұрын
Okay. I just looked it up, and apparently they changed it since I was in school. Apparently, pandas are bears after all. Either that or my school has the same credibility as Dylan’s lol.
@Kaempfdog2 жыл бұрын
@@cowfreezer7099 I was about to get stuck between angry and INCREDIBLY amused I made a similar mistake actually. I came out with a video where I stated an orca was a whale in part of my analysis and was corrected that Orcas are the worlds largest dolphins. And I was so confused because they are literally nicknamed Killer Whales. Science is weird. And it’s hard to keep up. It changes RAPIDLY compared to math and English, so no one’s blaming anyone here.
@checksanity2 жыл бұрын
@@Kaempfdog I think English, or well language in general, is closer to science in regards to how quickly it can evolve. That said, I get your point. :)
@checksanity2 жыл бұрын
@@cowfreezer7099 Yeah, they’re grouped as a bear, and they’re the most docile, of all the *bears*. They can still seriously harm a person if they feel threatened. As you said, they’re still a wild animal. I wouldn’t describe them as lazy, so much as not aggressive unless provoked. They’re still built like carnivores, they just prefer bamboo and such. They will eat meat if their preferred food it scarce, so they’re still omnivores. It’s likely that tendency to underestimate panda’s, that it was the animal chosen.
@jmanchan90252 жыл бұрын
Y’all better like the hell out of this video because I need to see Dylan’s movie commentary to Kung Fu Panda 2. That movie is a masterpiece and one of my favorite animated movies of all time. It has no right being as good as it is, so y’all better get him to watch it! NO RECOMMENDATIONS THOUGH!
@sdanks19622 жыл бұрын
I know we only get edited parts of Dylan but like... low key, this man is hella smart. This is the first video in a LONG time where he's gotten a word wrong. He keeps using words, looking them up, and being super proud he's using them correctly - but also Dylan is incredibly good at picking apart the underlying themes and motivations of characters in these commentaries. He says he's concerned he's getting dumber, but honestly, he seems pretty well educated in his chosen field of study to me.
@graceleslie9758 Жыл бұрын
I think that's one of my favorite parts about Dylan. He's genuinely really smart but he's so down to earth and funny that he never actually rubs it in anybody's faces. It's just another one of his hilarious and awesome qualities.
@hardygal22 жыл бұрын
The fact that Dylan is guessing the emotional plot beats of this movie, right down to the correlation between the Dragon Scroll and the secret ingredient soup, is hilariously insane to me
@danielleb.47712 жыл бұрын
Dylan not knowing that pandas are, indeed, the dumbest bear out there is the funniest thing ever. Pandas have no interest in reproducing, they don’t even like finding mates, and so they endanger their own species. Also, they are meant to be carnivores but they… choose *not* to?? Their bodies can’t digest cellulose properly, yet they are hanging out with bamboo (which is literally bathed in cellulose), so they have really low energy and are relatively weak. So yeah, Po’s really as physically challenged as he’s made out to be 😭
@anabelugiagbe13432 жыл бұрын
mother pandas sometimes kill their newborns because they're too annoying lol
@thankunext56022 жыл бұрын
pandas r just like me
@sofiarodriguesgomes89572 жыл бұрын
pandas are trying really hard to extinct themselves
@malena65392 жыл бұрын
@@sofiarodriguesgomes8957 that's so funny bc so many animal centers are working so hard to keep them alive but pandas are like: nah
@yourmom60432 жыл бұрын
@@malena6539 new spirit animal
@mario_gabriel Жыл бұрын
When they're eating together Tigress says something like "it is said that the dragon warrior can survive eating nothing more than... (can't remember the line)" so I think that's a little hint of why Tai Lung is still in good shape even if they fed him little food, he was trained to be the dragon warrior after all.
@biloncejack93062 жыл бұрын
Let’s not act like Dylan isn’t the most consistent KZbinr out there!
@emelived2 жыл бұрын
Every Monday and always on time.
@rockbagrz2 жыл бұрын
@@emelived its frightening
@maesmitty21442 жыл бұрын
Consistently inconsistent 🤣
@nicole_ck_2 жыл бұрын
Let’s give a round of applause for Dylan on actually going out and buying a new shirt, cos who knows when that’s gonna happen again👏🏻
@maryjohnson1532 жыл бұрын
Hi Dylan! I’ve been watching your channel since Dylan will not Participate was started. I just wanted to let you know how much you have impacted my life, anytime I’m going through a bad time your videos have always been there to cheer me up. Thank you for everything you do Dylan!
@XentriaNova Жыл бұрын
Bro this is pay to win bruh
@alejandrasanchez3022 Жыл бұрын
man you always need money to be noticed
@syra1541 Жыл бұрын
@@XentriaNovaLMFAO
@Viod75311 ай бұрын
@@XentriaNova How?
@Viod75311 ай бұрын
@@alejandrasanchez3022 Salty you didn't get noticed?
@alexschofield80852 жыл бұрын
Dylan calling a jaguar cool but a leopard lame when they're arguably the most similar looking big cats out there is so funny to me! Like there's no doubt that if you showed him a picture of the two that he wouldn't be able to tell the difference
@acelovesdiyschristopher70232 жыл бұрын
I think the reason one is called a leopard and the other a jaguar or panther is geography. If I remember correctly they're both members of panthera. Which is a family I believe. Even a black panther is actually a jaguar. I could be wrong so don't quote me on it.
@alexschofield80852 жыл бұрын
@@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 yes! You’re right that they’re both members of panthera, which is a genus so they’re very closely related! But they are different species. What’s interesting is that, despite being two different species, panthers can be either a jaguar or a leopard!
@acelovesdiyschristopher70232 жыл бұрын
@@alexschofield8085 exactly. They're so close. Thnx for the genus reminder.
@mohammedfaraazhasankhan16272 жыл бұрын
Snow leopards are the coolest and bestest animals and u cant change my mind
@nerddwarf2 жыл бұрын
@@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 (for cats/ Felids/Felidae) If it Roars, it is a Panther (Both Panthera and Pantherinae exist. All Panthera is within Pantherinae. I am referring to Pantherinae) (Jaguar, Tiger, Lion, Leopard, Snow Leopard...) (Snow Leopards are actually closer to Tigers than Leopards, so I petition we rename them Ice Tigers) If it purrs, it's Felinae/ a feline (Domestic cat, Cheetah, Cougar, Lynx, Ocelot, Servals...) (Cheetah's are not capable of roaring, but they can chirp. Cougars can't roar, but they try anyways, and it sounds like a human woman screaming in terror.)
@taurinstraiter23252 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Dylan looked up the cast afterwards. The Tigress is voiced by Angelina Jolie. That makes the thing more awkward and I would've loved seeing his reaction finding out.
@MiantsaR2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to watch the end credits Just for that 😫 hahaha
@AdamIshak012 жыл бұрын
I don’t see how that makes it awkward. I would say that’s a double win since he has a kink for Maleficent who was also played by Angelina Jolie. I’m just upset Jacki Chan doesn’t get the hype he deserves for being in the Kung Fu Panda Franchise.
@taurinstraiter23252 жыл бұрын
@@AdamIshak01 Awkward because he's still turned on by an animated figure. And we want to justify that because of who voices her? Well... Also Maleficent was live action Angelina. No doubts of getting hot there.
@AdamIshak012 жыл бұрын
@@taurinstraiter2325 he’s mentioned before that he’s been turned on by both the animated and Kingdom Hearts Maleficent as well, and that the Descendants version of her is disappointing. He’s had a thing for the character even before Angelina played her in the live action, which probably just enhanced it, but it’s fitting how once again he’s interested in Jolie’s character. Not to mention having cat like features/qualities is already sexualized as well, i.e. Catwoman, all the sexy black cat, tiger, leopard, etc Halloween and role playing costumes. Tigress at least is a bit more human vs let’s say Kovu from Lion King 2 where a lot of people admit having feelings for him. After seeing some of those Kovu comments and Dylan’s Little Mermaid video, he’s so much more tame in this 😂 I feel like this is the one kink of Dylan’s that actually makes sense if anything lmao. Plus it’s Dylan, he thrives on awkward humor :)
@sebgosling63232 жыл бұрын
the fact that Dylan calls shifu a rat the entire time is so funny
@ianagulino6653 Жыл бұрын
It's the snout and the hands..or...paws.. I guess hahah they could've made him look a lot more like a bear in my opinion
@fatima1012 жыл бұрын
So proud of you Dylan 👏🏼 Really sticking to a regular posting schedule 😌🤝🏼
@mariamboogy2172 жыл бұрын
Oh, hey! Another muslim in here! Where are you from!
@fatima1012 жыл бұрын
@@mariamboogy217 South Africa :)
@puki40672 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad movie commentary Mondays happen strictly on Mondays. Thank you Dylan for keeping the same energy with us as you do with the book you've been writing for the past 40 years
@randominternetbeing2 жыл бұрын
HAHHHHHHAHA
@xyz-vx6jo2 жыл бұрын
But he is only 20
@lolo-mt9tj2 жыл бұрын
@@xyz-vx6jo yes. yes he is.
@wuramkesvfx2 жыл бұрын
@@xyz-vx6jo now you understand the dedication
@rileysie2 жыл бұрын
i love how stylized the animation is in this movie! i think we’ve gotten so attracted to realism that we forgot how creative and exciting animation can be!
@anushkaa2 жыл бұрын
This man really just delivers. Happy Monday everyone.
@chickennoodlesoup73002 жыл бұрын
It's literally Friday.
@Marvelfan-nu7ve2 жыл бұрын
@@chickennoodlesoup7300 someone new to the channel.
@jazleenluna2 жыл бұрын
Happy Monday To You Too! :)
@aeroh7902 жыл бұрын
@@chickennoodlesoup7300 shhhh just say happy monday back
@blueseyberries2 жыл бұрын
@@Marvelfan-nu7ve hahah
@jessicaj90042 жыл бұрын
Kung Fu Panda 2 is by far my favourite in the franchise. Emotionally, the stakes are higher and the composition of the score is magic!! Hopefully we’ll get to see Dylan react to it 😊
@liloldmetree24052 жыл бұрын
YESSSS THOO
@lovelyjuliexo2 жыл бұрын
15:50 did Dylan just forget that the leopard guy defeated like 1,000 warriors on his way out of prison?
@estherbrah81662 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone is joking about Dylan being consistent . That's our way of showing we've missed you
@bluesdayhasyt24642 жыл бұрын
Okay but HTTYD and Kung Fu Panda were my main inspirations to become an animator, so seeing Dylan cover these is so fun.
@bluesdayhasyt2464 Жыл бұрын
@Emily An FR
@adenmoore3055 Жыл бұрын
I just realized at 23:18 you can see that the dragon scroll is reflective, showing that the person reading it is the secret, I love that attention to detail.
@thebookworm50482 жыл бұрын
19:06 Tai Lung had plenty of time for *meditation* which is an important part of kung fu, especially in fantasy when you get to the "magical" moves like Tai Lung used when he turned the Furious Five's bodies blue for a second
@pinkwatermelon99102 жыл бұрын
I feel like Dylan is going to like Shen (Kung Fu Panda 2’s villain) better than Tai Lung. I think they did a better job adding to Shen the emotional weight and ties that Tai Lung kinda lacked.
@The-bi5ry2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the second movie and yes, I agree, Shen is such an interesting villain
@disneynerd87922 жыл бұрын
Those animals being chosen is on purpose as they represent different styles of Kung Fu. MatPat talked about it in his recent video about the movie
@AdamIshak012 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad someone brought this up- not to mention all the animals are also native to China as well so all around canon and accuracy for these characters.
@ace.squared.productions2 жыл бұрын
I think you should definitely check out the second Kung Fu Panda, I think you’d really enjoy the villain more and in my opinion the story and action is just as good if not better than the first film.
@evastaver64202 жыл бұрын
absolutely agree, the villain in the second one is my number 1 favorite and also my personal animal crush
@Eihei2 жыл бұрын
Definitely! Also i absolutely love Gary Oldman's voice!
@ebonih71382 жыл бұрын
Plus the family storyline 🥺
@NotLakayahItsFrNotMe2 жыл бұрын
NO RECOMMENDATIONS
@fuckyoutube1112 жыл бұрын
@@evastaver6420 your personal what
@thebluesplash7214 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Dylan didn't draw a parallel to Kill Bill with the five point palm exploding heart technique frustrates me SO much
@hannahballerina36422 жыл бұрын
Dylan literally is the only youtuber I can watch without feeling like I have to multitask to enjoy it 😂
@nleahc2 жыл бұрын
omg for real 😂
@hwlsgrl2 жыл бұрын
his videos are like three tasks at once in terms of entertainment
@becky00172 жыл бұрын
When the world needed him most, He returned.
@al.s.3277 Жыл бұрын
“You’re a bear.” Title: Kung Fu PANDA. Appearance: PANDA. 😂😂😂
@Zonose Жыл бұрын
I mean... Pandas are bears so... they're literally called... "panda bears"
@mario_gabriel Жыл бұрын
@@Zonose yeah but when you say bears are extremely dangerous, you're not talking about pandas.
@Zonose Жыл бұрын
@@mario_gabriel Technically, they are actually very dangerous too.
@epicfan1598 Жыл бұрын
I mean pandas are bears so…
@shkor3212 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU DYLAN FOR FEEDING US WITH PREMIUM CONTENT
@kanahiryankebede55952 жыл бұрын
Omg yess
@aahanachopra8432 жыл бұрын
dylan is fr the only youtuber whose sponsoring segments i do not skip past. my love for this channel and dylans supreme ass comedy cannot be expressed in words.
@_jmoon_2 жыл бұрын
him calling the red panda a rat is actually the funniest thing
@AliceLiddlle2 жыл бұрын
I'm literally dead rn When Po broke the vase containing the souls and Dylan said "He broke this plate thing." I said "Dylan that's not a freaking plate it's a vase." and as soon as he says "since we're on the subject" to which he immediately goes into a sponsership I actually facepalmed my desk and shouted "Oh my f-cking god Dylan." This man is too damn good with these things, I will never get over it.
@GreySeashell-j3m2 жыл бұрын
whenever he does this I just cackle like a madman
@elm79422 жыл бұрын
Dylan's commitment to bring up his fake college every video is stronger than most relationships and buying himself new clothes.
@strawberryfox88192 жыл бұрын
I really hope you continue this trilogy because the second Kung fu panda is arguably the best one. The villain is fantastic in my opinion and it would definitely be up your alley, Dylan.
@tanyaung3554 Жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@markusadler89572 жыл бұрын
dylan is that one friend who pretends not to have seen a movie and than makes himself look like a genius for guessing the plot
@HerHollyness2 жыл бұрын
Right? The way everyone praises him for guessing the plot and I’m over here like, “He’s seen it before though? He’s not some kind of movie-watching genius!” I guess people just like to think everything on the internet is real. 🤷♀️ Edit: Absolutely hilarious how everyone is personally replying to me instead of the OP who I was just agreeing with. Again, the internet is weird. 🤷♀️
@nickyetti932 жыл бұрын
@@HerHollyness some ppl r really good at predicting plots
@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss63212 жыл бұрын
@@HerHollyness or maybe its because when you watch a lot of movies/tv shows you get accustomed to common tropes and storylines. Kung Fu Panda is so god damn easy to see the direction of where its going if youve watched an average shounen anime or other martial arts movies. Its just as likely that Dylan is just good at predicting plot points as it is that he's faking his reactions.
@julias_pie2 жыл бұрын
@@HerHollyness In what video does he mention that he watched it already?
@julias_pie2 жыл бұрын
Tbf the plot really isn’t that innovative to not make some good guesses (he also made some wrong ones) when you’ve got a good knowledge of storytelling structures and patterns after consuming a lot of fiction of any media. I read and watch a bunch too and his guesses reminded me of jokes and tropes that I saw employed in stories so I wasn’t surprised when it turned out he was accurate.
@lulu_moon172 жыл бұрын
I love how Dylan literally predicted the whole movie. Most of his guesses were spot on👌
@chronosclaimsall2 жыл бұрын
"I wanna die." - Dylan Is In Trouble, September 2022 (16:23)
@hy-iu5yf2 жыл бұрын
Finally, Kung Fu Panda being recognized as the cinematic masterpiece of our generation that it is 😤
@angel-gw1tw2 жыл бұрын
My current favorite Dylan moment is when he smoothly transitions into the ad, and you can tell he’s smiling ear to ear every time he does that lol
@akrumbs2 жыл бұрын
The Kung Fu Panda series is such a gem I’m so happy to see Dylan diving into it !!!
@ginasreview10302 жыл бұрын
"So demanding." Laughs then "not sexy, not sexy. You know what's sexy? Humans." That dropped me on the floor and sent me into a different realm. 😂
@potatololita20722 жыл бұрын
I HATE when I’m enjoying a video and in the middle there’s a extended add ….but I like the way Dylan does it it’s funny to me 😂
@sickcrabfactz Жыл бұрын
if you do watch kung fu panda 2 i have a feeling you’re really gonna like the villain. he’s easily the coolest one of the three movies and his fighting style is so unique to the kind of animal he is
@theevilest2 жыл бұрын
The way Dylan basically predicts the entire plot of every movie amazes me each time💀 might as well watch it on silent and “create” the dialogue😭
@rainnabanes75382 жыл бұрын
"Her eyes, oh my god, they're like ferocious... but like in a sexy way." I literally choked on my drink and now my throat hurts lmfao thanks for that Dylan 😂
@sixthjayhawk2 жыл бұрын
Every time Dylan calls the red panda Shifu a “rat,” I died a little inside.
@whitetailhuntress9792 жыл бұрын
I love how most video commentaries start with reasoning behind the choice and Dylan just starts with, “ my couch is on its side in my bathroom, and look at my shirt, it’s amazing”
@interestingelaborate2 жыл бұрын
dylan: **predicts one word of a children’s movie** *”i am a movie watching ✨g e n i u s✨”*
@rebeccasuewiles33392 жыл бұрын
I love that his point about him getting stronger while in prison makes sense, until you take into account the second movie and the meditation for inner peace which makes you stronger.
@veena48252 жыл бұрын
Not even a minute in and Dylan goes "Kung Fu Panda is about a bear that does *K A R A T E* "
@jessafra2 жыл бұрын
“karate bear” sounds like the rip off animation for this movie
@ladylit_88972 жыл бұрын
Dylan constantly calling Master Shifu a rat killed me each time😂😂😂
@pearsonkids930 Жыл бұрын
7:10 wait till he finds out the next movie’s villain is a peacock
@maryy.angell2 жыл бұрын
the whole trilogy is amazing, I can tell you the amounts of times I’ve cried to some of the scenes the story is beautiful, the characters are all so well written, is funny, is relatable, truly q masterpiece in my opinion. Oh and the artwork and animation chefs kiss.
@DylanIsInTroubleCompilations2 жыл бұрын
Dylan having a picture of squidward in his bathroom makes so much sense for some reason
@userkive2 жыл бұрын
dylan saying that it’s scary feeling himself getting dumber is very relatable to online class students LMAOOOO
@airendasoularius29142 жыл бұрын
this was the funniest commentary yet. i was dying laughing the whole time. I think its cause this movie a childhood favorite of mine. they way you predicted the whole plot and still found it funny just speaks to how good this franchise is. and the 2nd and 3rd ones are connected to Po's story so it isn't a separate story with the same character . but man i think the 3rd movie was the funniest!!
@xyz-vx6jo2 жыл бұрын
Oh cool. I havent watched the third one
@123456789babaq2 жыл бұрын
Actually the post credit scene is connected to the story. When master oogway planted the seed and said that it will grow when u water and take care of it just like po . The seed has grown in the post credit scene as po as grown as well. Pretty cool detail
@jerusalemdejene56112 жыл бұрын
At 5:50, the fact that his Goose Father can open the door so easily after Panda has tried so much but couldn't... hmm🧐
@pinkwatermelon99102 жыл бұрын
Happy Monday, everyone. Kung Fu Panda is a movie that has literally impacted my whole life so I’m LIVIN’ for this commentary, can’t wait for you to check out the following movies. Love your content! You make me laugh like nobody else.
@norajuarez95192 жыл бұрын
Ngl, this is probably one of the only times Dylan genuinely laughs throughout a movie
@khy246411 ай бұрын
the tie long joke is genuinely the funniest one I've ever seen, I've replayed it five times and it never gets old it's one of my faves
@Beatlesgirl19692 жыл бұрын
Dylan struggling to figure out serpents really had my stomach hurting from laughing so much.
@pippa_peg2 жыл бұрын
Dylan calling Shifu a rat without realising he's a red panda is peak. Also...why the prejudice against snow leopards...I always thought they're kinda neat.
@goldenageofdinosaurs71922 жыл бұрын
Snow leopards are the shit!
@AdamIshak012 жыл бұрын
Right!?! Snow leopards are amazing and they’re so cute, but Jaguars are known to be insane and give no fucks- like the honey badger of cats. They will kill and hunt anything since they need at least 50 pounds of meat a day 😂 there’s a video of a Jaguar swimming to kill a croc, and then later fighting an anaconda and eating both. So I’m not gonna lie, I can kinda see why he wanted the villain to be a Jaguar, but Tai Lung as a Snowy leopard did great!
@rg99912 жыл бұрын
@@AdamIshak01 Jaguars are leopards on steroids
@AdamIshak012 жыл бұрын
@@rg9991 pretty much yeah lol. They’re crazy.
@SSECreator2 жыл бұрын
@@AdamIshak01 The choice of animals is likely limited to ones that are native to China. China has more snow leopards than anywhere else, which is fitting since snow leopards are known to be elusive and rare.
@lindseyk85202 жыл бұрын
It's so much fun to have just recently found Dylan and have so many awesome, hilarious videos to watch. And then it's a bummer to be all caught up and have to wait a week or two for a new one. Sometimes I just go back and rewatch some favorites while waiting for a new video. Thanks for all the laughs Dylan!
@Pure_Night_Fury2 жыл бұрын
glad we're getting so much dylan content this week
@bellaancheta54072 жыл бұрын
7:50 Yall the way I gasped when Dylan switched it up into that tight black shirt and messy hair look during his sponser. Like just LOOK at him I-