Earl Talks God Ron Loses it on Earl

[@chip2854]

Within seconds of confrontation Earl will abandon his most cherished beliefs

[@youtubebannedme4207]

If your most cherished beliefs are of nonsensical fairytales then you should abandon them.

[@AmericaTheSimpleMinded]

@@youtubebannedme4207Have your beliefs if they make you happy but don’t act like it’s real.

[@DannySaint]

Ron: “Earl, is that how you came up with the 6,000 years?” Earl: “I’m sorry?” Ron: “Me too.”

[@IshyVideos]

I would listen to O and A & Ron and Fez daily while playing Everquest. I knew then that this was good times and to appreciate it while it was. Even with being mindful of that, still wish I could go back and enjoy that peace again. KZbin at least helps replicate a dead time.

[@grandpacreampie]

25:50 is that the sounds of Earl's mouth?

[@nastyham5302]

As a Scottish person , I can confirm

[@robertlopez49]

Earl is such a dope

[@richarddobson5035]

Well, he's a baptist, so.......

[@endcno8563]

And he remains one to this day

[@Robb1977]

Earls "man and dinosaurs coexisted" thing is the funniest because at some point he convinced himself that was what prooved evolution existed and said "i believe in some parts of evolution but i cant imagine people and dinosaurs living together thats crazy" Earls beliefs are strange.

[@ronfezarchivist]

He knew dinosaurs were undeniable, but he still needed his story to be right. So, fuck it he will just throw the dinosaurs on the arc. Just like that it all makes sense again......for him.

[@Deabsy]

@@ronfezarchivist The Ark of the Covenant*

[@AmericaTheSimpleMinded]

@@ronfezarchivistKent Hovind is a popular creationist who teaches that and built a big museum type thing about how dinosaurs were around during the Bible. Then was arrested for tax fraud claiming he was allowed to do it because “it’s gods will”. Earl only cares about how it makes him feel and anything he can say to justify it is true.

[@AmericaTheSimpleMinded]

@@ronfezarchivistI’m a Baptist and my pastor said “God buried fossils to test our faith”. As well as things like Gobleki Tepi, Stonehenge, Serpent Mound etc which are older than 10,000 and would’ve been messed up during “The Flood”. But if you question him you question god and even though other denominations say that they’re all lying!

[@seventysue8090]

Wait his opening argument was he thinks dinosaurs were chilling with humans and then somehow end up semi disclosing that he's never even read the bible. Man I need JCS to do a video on this bit.

[@jlshel42]

Earl Douglas, least black of all black men

[@buretto66]

Damn. All Earl had to do was tag the Pixies reference that Ron made, with 'this monkey's gone to heaven', and Ron could have enjoyed the rest of the show. I guess Black Francis isn't the right kind of Black rock for Earl.

[@seventysue8090]

I have a theory. Earl is lumping in wooly mammoths in with dinosaurs. Humans did hunt wooly mammoth. But dinosaurs were long gone before those day.

[@dubsessed9790]

My theory is that Earl is a big dummy

[@DamTheKid]

Thank you for doing the lords work. God bless

[@ronfezarchivist]

"YOU CAN NOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!" - Ron Bennington doing Jim Morrison. The Lord be dammed I'm here for you all.

[@In_swedish_the_jam_means_sylt]

In swedish "The jam" means sylt

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Oh hell yeah!

[@jenks2841]

Earl rules

[@esqe]

The only thing earl has to do with rules is following them

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

This is probalyv the start of ronnie tellingvearl to write a paper on evolution..if i knew how to link ibwould butvits on youtube

[@ronfezarchivist]

The paper clip was uploaded on my channel shortly after this one. Enjoy!

[@youtubebannedme4207]

the world wasnt made with evolution. the bug bang was what made the universe. evolution is where things change over time which everything on the planet evolves.

[@rydz656]

Nope, we would be seeing it happen now. I've never seen anything ever "evolve."

[@trip4923]

​@@rydz656 If the currently accepted age of the universe were a hundred years, you've been here for like 30 seconds. You've never seen anything evolve for the same reason you've never seen a creek cut out a canyon within one lifetime.

[@booates]

a bunch of bugs fucked and the universe was created

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

BUG BANG!

[@backforblood3421]

You can't prove the existence of God by way of science because science has as a prequisite that nothing supernatural can be entertained as a cause. That's seemingly why String Theory exists, because it's the only workaround, as ridiculous as it is, to saying that God was responsible.

[@friedporchetta]

It’s because the “supernatural” is unfalsifiable. The better question is, how can you test something that is outside of being tested? Plus Person A may claim to have evidence of the “supernatural” while Person B claims the same with conflicting evidence. How can we determine who is telling the truth?

[@backforblood3421]

@@friedporchetta Human beings are a species of ape. It is the aberrations among humanity that seek to know everything and come to conclusions unjustifably from their myopic perspective (resulting in those who "believed science" at any point turning out to have been living a lie in terms of their worldview) and dissect everything they can get their hands on, being devoid of the makeup of the natural leaders of humanity whose inclinations were what nature provided to keep humanity on the right course to remain in harmony with nature as part of it. That is THE ONLY state of existence human beings were EVER supposed to experience. In fact, those of such "progressive" nature are inclined toward rebellion against nature, as are the females of so many species, many of whom have to be essentially beaten and intimidated into even reproducing. They have brought about LITERALLY all the problems that are not supposed to exist, and have corrupted not only man's way of life so that it would be unrecognizable to pre-civilization paleolithic man, but even our genetic makeup by way of a diet for which the human body was never intended, and other exposure and deprivation which clashes with what humanity experienced and consumed by nature, and all while having the AUDACITY to use the matter of it being absolutely obligatory to preserve the habitats and way of life of OTHER species in order for THEM to thrive as a means of seizing private property and "justifying" plans to cordon off essentially all of the U.S.!!!

[@teddasaurusrex2158]

The first civilation hasnt been discovered. Everyone here is a dope.

[@BrendonKennedy-yl4oz]

People are inside the earth with massive oceans fresh and salt water. Thats where most of the missing people go. Check out the documentaries called missing 411. Oh and I am somehow still a god loving and fearing Christian

[@dubsessed9790]

​@@BrendonKennedy-yl4ozlol

[@friedporchetta]

“The first civilization hasn’t been discovered” well how can a civilization be “first” if it hasn’t been discovered yet? You’re claiming to have knowledge of something that doesn’t even exist. That doesn’t make any fucking sense.

[@teddasaurusrex2158]

@friedporchetta3302 That's literally what they said. I repeated it and called them dopes.

[@buretto66]

@@friedporchetta It's perfectly understandable, if not semantically precise. All anyone can say with any degree of certainty is that a particular civilization (however that's defined) is the *_EARLIEST_* discovered. Who's to know what the *_FIRST_* was, without comprehensive knowledge?