[EAS]

The sequel to my Nuclear Attack video is finally here! This is a lot more cinematic than the last one, and has a solid story line, which I may go into greater detail on if requested. I personally think this is my best work to date, and will hopefully match, if not surpass, my other nuke scenario in popularity!
Also, I would like to thank you all for nearly 40,000 views on my other nuclear attack video, and for almost 100 SUBSCRIBERS!!! I simply can not describe how important this is to me, and you guys made it happen. Thank you, and feel free to comment, like, and subscribe for more!

[@JakobHill]

I made this video back when I was 15 and didn't know what I was doing (hence the Representative's voice). If you're looking for a more polished and realistic nuclear attack simulation, check out "America's Last Month"! kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZ3Clqihar13p5o

[@blagoevski336]

Amazing video bro

[@JD-Media]

It's great man. Good job!.

[@denisepleines1513]

For a moment I pretended it was real, just to scare the crap out of me 😳😰

[@noelht1]

It’s good work.

[@roygoodhand1301]

...why not re-master it? Re-masters are all the rage right now.

[@lordboombastic5946]

You have 10 minutes to prepare for a life or death situation, and the eas gives out instructions at 3 words per minute

[@beckkavenia3769]

Sal

[@Ale-zs8xu]

That’s what I was thinking about

[@josholetsky2892]

lordboombastic yes lol

[@timber8698]

Tonight’s big loser

[@orneryokinawan4529]

US government logic. Do it the longest, most excruciating way possible. That's the same voice too on mine.

[@salemish]

"If you are frightened by the subject of nuclear war, please refrain from watching this video." *watches anyways*

[@CarlsT00]

Who isn’t frightened by the subject of nuclear war??

[@allenishhereman7373]

Im watching this while Iran is planning God knows what for America

[@28stabwounder-69]

Oh yeah, big brain time

[@a.charles8080]

“Thats... why I’m here.”

[@rydoggo]

Wait that was the disclaimer?

[@SeanWuzntHear]

This dude has no idea how many pranks he has caused lol

[@altendangeryavevo1083]

Opinions Are For Minions lol

[@hadengrenade]

Opinions Are For Minions lol

[@Swede_4_DragonBeliever]

Well, it ends when he's the one making that statement while the president is relocated. Not a very good choice, he sounds like a teenager.

[@foamyfan1451]

True but only stupid people believe in pranks

[@edradil3438]

Widi about 2.9k

[@FloppyDiskMaster]

“Do not use the telephone. The telephone should be kept open for emergancy use” _Hey Siri, call Pizza Hut_

[@crisptomato9495]

“Is your refrigerator running?”

[@jstoned88]

They'd arrive with time to spare. Nobody outpizzas the hut.

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Mood

[@connorgolsong290]

If I die, I'm going out with a full belly and no regrets.

[@Verybigbottleofv0dka]

@@connorgolsong290 exactly

[@zacharynewcomb6382]

Throwback to when Hawaii accidentally triggered a real alarm

[@dalesajdak422]

Yeah. The EAS alarm scares the crap out of me. I lived on Oahu during the false alarm thing. The way the rest of the U.S. heard about it was just that it was a “false alarm”. It obviously was a false alarm, but it took 30-odd minutes for us to find out. I thought I was going to die for 30 minutes. I told one of my teachers, who was telling us about how we have it good and we’ve never been scared for our lives before like she was during 9/11 (I live in NJ now), and when I told her about how the EAS thing gives me a mini heart attack she told me I was overreacting because “That’s just an island, it isn’t like it was a big city that you lived by.” The missile, had it been real, would have killed everyone for miles and left fallout all over the island, water surrounding the island, and some of the other islands as well. And 9/11 was planes. Not nuclear warheads. (I’m not demeaning the significance of 9/11 I’m only comparing living in a different STATE than the one that had planes fly into buildings and living in the center of a 20 x 40 mile island with a nuclear warhead approaching.)

[@dalesajdak422]

Sorry for ranting

[@sourpuss5951]

@@dalesajdak422 That teacher is fuckin stupid lmao. You know what really sucks about living on a island smack dab in the middle of the largest ocean that's about to experience imminent nuclear devastation? There's no larger mainland to try to run to. Everybody is stuck. Also lol this person is clearly too young to have experienced any part of the Cold War (which even stretched into the 80s). A person like that would've sympathized with you.

[@crisantunez5624]

That was a good rant

[@red_eye5674]

I was in Hawaii me and my mom got so scared I cried and prayed for my life cause it would end right their

[@deffdefying4803]

> watching this at 2am > pause the video for a drink > audio doesn't pause

[@Nyctophiliac.]

wait whats that in the sky?!?

[@JonnieK2006]

That sounds like a dream i would have...

[@natetv1494]

Hey... why is there a bright light across the street? It’s 3 am....

[@soupstains1746]

"Yo why does it smell like burnt meat outside?"

[@wrongway1100]

Well at least you had a beer in your hand.

[@rokudevice4384]

who else hates when you hear that broadcast tone in the middle of the night? I know I do

[@rocket535inc]

That Guy Who Ate 20 Chicken Wings ikr eerie af

[@heathstevens5348]

Reece Devitchy I hate it!! It freaks me out so much!!!

[@BrandonJackal]

That Guy Who Ate 20 Chicken Wings WHY CANT THEY PLAY IT MIDDAY

[@thebush6077]

always think I'm going to hear something interesting...

[@AidanMations]

That Guy Who Ate 20 Chicken Wings this is why I don't watch tv at night

[@cinnmondotpng]

"Expected to strike near pearl harbor" oh no not again

[@hambone3267]

Round 2:

[@nascar138]

Just remember Hawaii had a hell of a scare a couple years back when that false alarm was sounded.

[@skizzasketches3492]

@@nascar138 oh my- I thought that was 6 months ago, I gotta look at a calendar every once in a while '-'

[@cameronwalker4529]

M A N I F E S T D E S T I N Y

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Oh Gods, not this shit again-

[@Hawkeye-ef4xf]

Your emergency kit should consist of 1 gallon of water per day for 14 days per person. Lol thats 112 lbs of water per person. Come on grandma pick up your water ration.

[@McLoviniam]

I'd probably stock up 4 times as much

[@gameinsane4718]

It’s supposed to be set up before

[@Hawkeye-ef4xf]

@@gameinsane4718 you would be better of with iodine tablets, and make a carbon filter from charcoal and sand.

[@jerryoven]

I’d buy a bunch of that dehydrated water, just ad water!

[@joshuascreations7526]

Your fucked...You can stockpile all the supplies in the world in a deep underground bunker. When shit actually hits the fan,and nukes are falling from the sky,you won't be prepared and probably won't be anywhere near your bunker.

[@Kryptic496]

If the alert sound doesnt give you anxiety and chills then youre a warrior

[@t_aikutsu]

I got used to them from watching too many EAS scenarios.

[@bloodhound1182]

I feel like there's no way to avoid anxiety and fear. They don't just pick out any noise to get your attention y'know- they use these particular sounds because they're engraved in our caveman brains as screams of imminent danger. I think it's suppose to mimoc something that our ancestors quickly would've picked up on.

[@shieldde6209]

I am deaf,so yeah...

[@GPiason]

This sound just give me the chills holy shit

[@TyLoudon]

I grew up in the midwest. This sound happens rather regularly for tornados during spring and autumn. So believe me, I actually get kind of pissed by this sound. It always interrupts my favorite tunes on the radio.

[@FilthyChance]

Does anyone else get instant anxiety when hearing that emergency beeping noise shit?

[@vffa]

FilthyChance yep... i won't sleep now...

[@RobotHunter1234]

FilthyChance Yep, and it's meant to instill fear and/or anxiety. If not, people would probably not take it as seriously as they should.

[@vidvid12345]

OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA AHHAHAHA

[@vaughanxaviermusic]

FilthyChance fuck yes

[@necrocyborg5453]

I lost sleep when I first watched this, had nightmares for a week. This sound is one of my worst fears.

[@stanmanvitch551]

I'm 51 in this s*** was real back in the 80s. The Cold War was terrifying.

[@taushasonly]

The Warm War: _they stole my name_

[@krasherz2274]

get ready for the new call of duty then.

[@naapalm82]

What will keep you up at night is that the threat of nuclear annihilation is no less present. The USSR was at least level headed. North Korea and Iran on the other hand…

[@shadowsupremeja7352]

@@krasherz2274 when cod Cold War comes out: *SECRET INVASION OF USSR*

[@michaelclark4876]

@@naapalm82 I'm not sure if it is calming or frightening but at the time when China tested its first nuclear weapon, Mao Tse-tung was openly stating that if half the world's population had to die for state socialism to spread around the world, it would be worth it. The USSR had enough level heads to stop accidental escalation on several occasions (see Vasili Arkhipov and Stanislav Petrov,). But there were plenty of Soviet generals who really believed that the U.S. was itching to launch an attack st times (for example during the Able Archer exercises in 1983) and advocated for a first strike before we could do it. And the leadership in both North Korea and Iran aren't suicidal. Quite the opposite, experience and the past behavior of both nations shows that the overriding concerns of both the Kim family dynasty as well the Ayatollahs and revolutionary guard is with staying alive and in power. Of course, it either of them saw power slipping away, they might well decide it they are going out, they are going to take as much down with them as possible.

[@alekks830]

*when you pause the video but the audio doesn't*

[@grimmmmmmme]

The smile on my face slowly, slowly, ever so slowly dropped as I got the joke.

[@carterjohnson3894]

@Raffi Basmajian oof i dont get it

[@jetstream454]

*Pauses video in hope the audio stops*

[@Fluffanator56]

@@carterjohnson3894 you paused the video... So how can you listen to this if you paused the video...

[@lindsayandrade8082]

😂🤣🤣

[@thetman0068]

Nothing like that emergency broadcast tone to scare the shit out of any and every American.

[@jaybe9627]

tman008 Idk why for emergency broadcast they gotta choose the scariest fucking voice and noises.

[@henrymoller3332]

Thats how you know it does its job.

[@jaybe9627]

Raining Games Well I don't think the job should be strike fear into everyones hearts.

[@henrymoller3332]

Well, Sort of, You accosiate the tone with emergency, That is what makes it scary. it will get your attention.

[@jaybe9627]

Raining Games Whitehouse level click bait.

[@Mongler37]

Good thing I called my Vault-Tec representative yesterday.

[@TheEventHorizon909]

Mongler37 I T S A T R A P ! !

[@aedman448]

Mongler37 that’s funny because I did the same

[@k7llsh0tt]

Mongler37 lemme have that vault tec representitive number

[@themedicdoge7585]

Im just glad i wasnt in the one with the jaguar Any else HYPED by 76?!

[@dshernandez8660]

Thank you for calling VAULT TEC

[@Blinsick]

When you paused the video, but audio actually stopped.

[@caprisunsrtastey7714]

Yep

[@blubbchen]

wholesome

[@mautun3830]

The good ending

[@witheredhouseplant]

That emergency alert tone always makes me uneasy and anxious...

[@null418]

Same ;-;

[@bryanb736]

It is designed to. Apparently it is a mix of 3 frequencies that do not mix and are meant to stand out to our ears and get our attention.

[@carloushutchison9701]

The eas tones and fire station sirens always give me chills and send my heart rate through the roof

[@michaelk9056]

I enjoy it's sound it is soothing and that bright flash... So bright

[@Devo57]

The SAME header used to freak me out so bad.

[@Sticky_Ricky]

Spooked me so bad that I loaded my shotgun and layed it next to the couch, because that'll save me from nuclear fallout.

[@sylvainmalfettes2114]

"Fallout won't enter here, you hear me ? I have a shotgun and I am not afraid to use it, you filthy radiations !"

[@Jshaun]

I mean it is lead shot.

[@bobafett8495]

+JShaun may I borrow your shotgun kind sir?

[@Jshaun]

Imperial Stormtrooper lol

[@Sticky_Ricky]

Shit. That's not a bad idea. Build a little bunker in the basement and surrond it with led shot shotgun shells for radiation protection and just grab a handful whenever you go out to scavange in that beautiful nuclear wasteland.

[@Thomas-pt5ug]

And for today's weather we have cloudy with a chance of nukes

[@StootWorts]

Tommy Huff Cloudy With a Chance of Fireballs

[@xyneiumr]

Silent Hazard Cloudy with a chance of my balls.

[@Charles-nu4si]

Tommy Huff cloudy with a chance of ummmmmm meatballs? No that is copyright ummmm BARF YEH THATS GOOD

[@chungusbig6489]

With the chance of Radioactive Fallout for the next century .

[@keitjan]

*russians joined the match*

[@justaminiguy6554]

"The missile enroute to Oahu has been destroyed." Me, knowing that there is still at least 5 minutes of the video left: Something's wrong. I can feel it.

[@sweeney.j23]

Harrison Ford: i got a bad feeling about this...

[@mbcommandnerd]

And then 120 missiles launch. Sure, they can destroy one, but 120!? The military pretty much gave up once those started to launch…

[@wingman4668]

Me fishing on Maui:

[@owenlayton3666]

Just a feeling I've got

[@entropy7888]

“Leave all pets” Ah yeah no, just nuke me.

[@13quizz]

69 likes and yeah. Same

[@ryanlewis6386]

Same if I can’t bring my pets I would rather die with them

[@IridescentPink]

Idk why they think I'm leaving a part of my FAMILY because they're not human. I'll just die with them

[@josephtacosyt]

Same here

[@ryanpayne9119]

F_ck that. I'll be doing 120mph towards BWI and borrowing a 737. And I'm taking my family and pets with me.

[@p00syeater55]

60% of comments: *animal lovers* 20%: *anxiety intensifies* 10%: *when you pause the video, but...* 10% *YEET*

[@migueldelacruz4799]

0.1% of the comments, "we aren't worth the warning"

[@owenklein1917]

What about leaving your loved ones in hospitals?

[@b063.]

0%: The no

[@maidensapph]

*YEET*

[@raffaeleperri6110]

YEET

[@amandas2639]

lmao "all cable and news stations may resume regular programming." Uh. I'm really not gonna want to go back to watching Judge Judy if this message comes on, thanks.

[@tinystalker1821]

nothing can stop me from Marathoning breaking bad

[@comradeathiest9873]

Ivory The Elephant best comment on this video ROFL!!!!!!

[@6120mcghee]

We will really be the Walking Dead!

[@gr3ygh05t9]

I'll be watching reruns of Jerry Springer until the end.

[@comradeathiest9873]

Billy Moore you'll be adequately enlightened for the afterlife.

[@unclebayek8923]

Meanwhile: *a health bar appears in the sky*

[@purplpasta]

. Wither .

[@vffa]

@@purplpasta < Nuke >

[@ttv_rascals266]

🤣🤣🤣

[@siva9422]

You bring the health bar to red *THE RED IS THE SECOND HEALTH BAR*

[@WolfXGamerful]

I would actually imagine the Nuke to have one HP. Because it takes one attack for it to explode.

[@fixedsys2]

My phone disconnected from the chromecast . I saw the video on my phone being paused, but still heard the audio. That scared the living shit out of me

[@keanureeves3182]

fixedsys2 wow I would want to be there to see you get scared

[@allthesmallthingsssssssss]

The ah shit moment

[@chillbeanzz]

Oof same I have to keep my phone on the charger all the time and sometimes when the battery falls out cuz the cover doesn't stay on my phone will still work and it just scares me-

[@corpsesuns]

USA: we getting nuked, wtf do we do People who’ve played the fallout games: The Experts

[@neyoid]

People who've played Fallout also know not to trust Vault-Tec.

[@brian.phillips1985]

@@neyoid We will start a vault dweller revolt

[@feliciah.1907]

Lmao I'm not the only one who said this THANKYOU! XD

[@The_Rained]

BILLY! GET THE FRIDGE!

[@sabbagels]

IDK if I'd trust Fallout players to be the experts. "Don't worry about radiation, there's a drug that will just get rid of it with no consequences"

[@kevinheine620]

"Nuclear weapons may cause fall out. Fall out may cause death. A grilled cheese sandwich consists of lightly toasted bread."

[@darktrooper2099]

Kevin Heine : : : And a 1/2

[@jenniferamundson15]

You, sir, are a goddamn genius

[@natetv1494]

Yes... it’s obvious but some people don’t know fallout exists

[@darktrooper2099]

Salty Nate - REALLY???????????Like who?

[@dennymac8795]

A grilled cheese sandwich just ain't proper with out burnt baloney! C'mon people. This serious stuff! Burn the baloney.

[@Frontier327]

"If you are scared of nuclear war" I cant imagine not being.

[@paulcunnane4]

I'm not. Never was. I'm 62. Don't fall for bull****.

[@Frontier327]

@@paulcunnane4 You're not scared of civilization as a whole ending? Billions of people dying? The worst part is surviving a nuclear war. The radioactive fallout, global fires, no food, it gets colder, life is quite literally pain for people who survive a nuclear war. You ARE scared of nuclear war, quit lying to yourself. We should all fear a nuclear war, and we do. Whether you tell yourself you do or not.

[@paulcunnane4]

@@Frontier327 if you say so, oh wise one.

[@Frontier327]

@@paulcunnane4 How are you not scared of a nuclear war, though?

[@Frontier327]

@@paulcunnane4 Im actually curious, why arent you?

[@Hondeer]

'Leave pets at home' John Wick does not approve.

[@Lavender_Cordle]

I will not go without my dog.

[@xerothmh2x378]

I will DIE for my pets

[@ForwardBias]

I would rather hunker down in my basement than leave my cat do starve to death. My cat is worth my life, she brings me so much joy.

[@cg0825]

No I would never leave pets behind. I will live or die with the dog.

[@JOSEFIRMINO2007]

"Leave your pets and carry your neighboors with you, in your car...". Really???

[@tomcook5813]

Im 49 years old and remember when these EBS tests were normal. I listen on my shortwave to NORAD sending EAM messages and wonder if its the launch code or a drill. Never know, but when it sounds urgent i often sit on the back porch and look west with a cup of coffee to see if any rocket exhaust trails are growing.

[@somedude5422]

Damn, you live near a nuclear silo?

[@robloxguy192]

@@somedude5422 pretty sure he lives in the silo

[@unfunnyfurryrailfan]

@@somedude5422 we all do

[@ilikepotato2741]

You know I live in NY and I see missles and missile trails all the time but they are never coming for NY at all

[@ilikepotato2741]

Multi yeah you are probably right

[@isaacmalsch635]

*clicking through channels* “God damnit it’s on every one of them”

[@epicstimulus282]

Lol

[@Phoenixesper1]

Well theres still the Direct TV Set up channel! LOL

[@TsukasaElkKite]

900 channels and nothing’s on

[@nectarium8760]

Damn it! Even when I plugged my PS3 I can't still play MGSV: TPP it's still there! Guess I'll just play Tekken 6 on my Phone using PPSSPP

[@somethingmoredecent]

@Jesse Pugh That's the point.

[@funibikeman6769]

If there is space in your vehicle. help neighbors who don’t have a vehicle Ok Todd get in the trunk

[@Burgher1605]

Fucking Todd. Lmao

[@gameznthingz]

Rodd and Ned: awwww, diddly dam!

[@5H4NKTH35HARK]

Todd Howard

[@gameznthingz]

@@5H4NKTH35HARK Todd Flanders*

[@joeorsini6110]

You might want to leave it open while driving; if the trunk is closed, then no light can get in. Try watching an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh; there's a scene where Weevil Underwood and his friend Rex Raptor are riding with the main protagonists with the trunk of someone's car open.

[@dynafire666]

"When two tribes go to war, one is all that you can score." "Pray for forgi-" "NO SIGNAL" I'm never sleeping again.

[@caprisunsrtastey7714]

I'm watching this at midnight as I have a party tomorrow with family. If I sleep it'll be a miracle Edit: miracle happened, I slept

[@dynafire666]

@@caprisunsrtastey7714 GOOD LUCK

[@caprisunsrtastey7714]

@@dynafire666 i somehow slept

[@jeffreyskoritowski4114]

Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

[@paulcunnane4]

Cute!

[@aidanhanley6030]

"Leave pets at home" If this really happened, I would rather stay. I bet they would allow pets at shelters

[@dbeckley43]

My pets are my family

[@letsnotdothat975]

It's just extra food for them

[@desa415]

I hate to say it, but pets can become food.@@letsnotdothat975

[@letsnotdothat975]

@@desa415 yeah that's what I meant we could eat the pets

[@ForwardBias]

I wouldn't leave my pets, they mean way too much to me.

[@nothingisreal6816]

Who here before it gets released on TV 😫😩💦😩

[@joestone5167]

🙋‍♂️

[@valeya]

Me lmao

[@grootsChannel]

Yuh

[@equine_videos_]

Joe Stone me

[@jesuusch]

hears him say China and North Korea: *BOSS MUSIC PLAYS*

[@matthewallin2201]

It makes the blood run cold. May we never ever have to experience this for real.

[@kingofdemons948]

I think China and nk are to scared of a war they’re all bark no bite

[@SuussyBakka]

“May never”- *ded*

[@hubertwalters4300]

@@kingofdemons948 Lets hope so.

[@mohawk4759]

Welcome to 2022, where Russia has just invaded Ukraine and Europe is in biiig trouble

[@timmorin2304]

You people need to learn to spell be we get Nuked.

[@Igaluit]

Ha. By the time you've heard that incredibly long message, it's already too late to leave.

[@peterlaing2537]

Igaluit the second I hear "Nuclear warfare likely" I'm packing my shit while listening to the TV. I'd have that turned all the way up while I'm in a mad dash to make sure I have the essential tools to survive.

[@Igaluit]

It takes them forever to cut to the chase. Your shelter had better be close by as the roads will likely be jammed. That's why I think they wouldn't actually tell us.

[@peterlaing2537]

Igaluit yeah, we do not have the infrastructure to evacuate an entire city via road and train. Most likely they'll turn the interstate into a one way system, denying traffic into the city allowing for a 10 lane 1 way out of the city, but even then traffic will back up. We all know there are those greedy fuckers out there who think they're more important, so they'll try to cut ahead possibly causing an accident and fucking over everyone. Rawr, don't you just love the way the human works.

[@techguy404]

Then the ones that have brains, would run up the exit ramp, to the entrance ramp to get away... Truckers might just roll through. So at least someone cleared the way :p..... I know that sounds bad. lol

[@peterlaing2537]

techguy404 the ones with brains would use backroads, although slower. Then again I don't think any cop is willing to pull anybody over for speeding in the midst of a nuclear apocalypse.

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

North Koreans: We shall launch a small but deadly attack on the islands of Hawaii China: We will launch a calculated attack on almost all major US Cities Russia: YEET

[@josephrincon9947]

No mention of the action we took, how many did we launch and are the rooskies shaking in their boots

[@nikel-]

@@josephrincon9947 and this is the worst scenario humanity may face. We have nothing to stop them, but we as a nation should show retaliation by sending back more In the end, our death means nothing but a mere statistic

[@thiccchungo1041]

What about the English, French, and American missiles? China NK and Russia are fucked...

[@AndrewD190]

No russia would be like: RUSH W

[@sukhoiwolf9705]

To be true if China where to nuke us then how would they get most of their stuff? oh Btw Russia is an allie of the usa so think before u put ur comment in the chat...

[@cami-gr9ut]

You know what’s scarier then the actual disaster... The voice

[@Blinsick]

Nah.

[@mr.jamster8414]

i like the voice

[@jaydoo3014]

u are right

[@mxino]

no, imagine the emergency broadcast gets hacked by local58 and you do the victory pose

[@abysspegasusgaming]

No. The only thing scarier than the actual disaster is needing to go help a settlement after Preston marks it on your map.

[@johnparker4538]

Paradoxically these nuclear attack simulations always help me to get to sleep. Very therapeutic for some bizarre reason!

[@loricagardener4826]

It seems to be desensitization for some people.

[@theresourcefulsurvivor9609]

At this point, the only thing you could do is crack a cold one and call it a day. LOL

[@mr.lookalike8666]

Yeah but the boys left the shelter 😞

[@spookyhoney5743]

@@mr.lookalike8666 they're just out getting supplies...actually it has been a couple of days...

[@mr.lookalike8666]

@@spookyhoney5743 looks like its the end boys

[@spookyhoney5743]

@@mr.lookalike8666 you mean...we're in the end game now

[@mr.lookalike8666]

@@spookyhoney5743 XD

[@molly1002]

Me: [has no reaction bc I know it’s fake] “Leave all pets at home” Me: [starts crying]

[@bethkreber5684]

True

[@shieldde6209]

There is no way leaving my Fish at home T_T

[@cxcaineglow]

my chihuahua is coming with me idc what y’all say

[@vc9491]

@yeet and delete *eats dog as ration*

[@fjlkagudpgo4884]

I have no pet but I would die with all of these cats and dogs left

[@clipped6064]

Honolulu: gets nuked Pearl Harbor: Ah shit, here we go again

[@Simulacrum0354]

the ultimate reverse card from Japan

[@wagonerkai3484]

Apple harbor

[@munkle_3]

@@wagonerkai3484 orange harbor

[@chandlernorth8263]

@@munkle_3 peach harbor

[@epicstimulus282]

Pear harbor is not a GRAPE event

[@corndoggoblin1707]

i myself do NOT like EAS alerts, they really freak me out :I update: no longer am i frightened by this

[@thatonescenefromamericanps5434]

Yeah right bitch

[@playerone988]

@@thatonescenefromamericanps5434 fuck you

[@spaghetti-man7212]

How the hell can you not be afraid

[@corndoggoblin1707]

@@spaghetti-man7212 got used to them, i'm now addicted to these. lol

[@liam_ricther1903]

@@corndoggoblin1707 same

[@C.O._Jones]

Having grown up during the Cold War, the Civil Defense tone always makes my blood run cold.

[@PheonixStarsx]

How old are you ?

[@ashlyn6125]

XxkillerslumberXx X probably a bit old because the Cold War happened in the 1940s.

[@xiICEMANix]

Ashlyn612 1945-1991 actually! So if C.O was born in the 70s/80s they may have heard this

[@ashleylecompte4358]

Yes it makes my pulse spike! And every single nero fire all at once. As a kid of the 80's . On my 5th birthday Chernobyl melted down. Yeah this is a very real and serious!

[@finessindanny2417]

I can’t imagine how that was

[@acolytebazel3590]

A nuclear winter is cold. Keep warm with Vault-Tec!

[@alphie7514]

ShUhFP ZIRCAahXBIh become a lab rat with vault tec

[@acolytebazel3590]

Alphie Assuming I'm not the Overseer ;)

[@k7llsh0tt]

Pls let me join vault I need protection overseer

[@epicstimulus282]

Ikr

[@red-pm5qg]

Lol

[@crimsoncuttlefish8842]

There's nothing more terrifying than the feeling of hopelessness.

[@johnmccollum6447]

Crimson Cuttlefish cannot be more true

[@Macandcheeseenthusiast1214]

Crimson Cuttlefish these things scare me shitless. Makes me feel like I'm so hopeless. If I heard the attack warning I might just go into cardiac arrest from being so scared 💀💀

[@jacobharrr]

True fear is the absence of hope.

[@janlovesmany712]

Crimson Cuttlefish. If you're saved by Jesus Christ there is no fear believe me anticipation yes cuz you know something's coming but you also know no matter what you'll go to heaven.

[@benconnectify1387]

The only thing stronger than fear is hope, my friend

[@falconfira]

This is by far the most terrifying thing I've ever watched on KZbin or the internet for that matter. I know it's not real, but I cannot stop the panic from rising within me. Well done!

[@Marcella_VT]

Why am i waching this when i am paranoid of the EAS system alerts.

[@KINGjulian32000]

Mark lebby I'm asking myself the same question at 1 in the morning fuck...

[@sholven]

I'm also asking myself the same question but at 5:20 am lol

[@googleoperationcyclone]

Im just here because im addicted to these fuckin doomsday senarios lmao

[@internallyscreaming3369]

Same I watched another one about an extraterrestrial invasion and I had *months* of nightmares

[@ash2hot4u87]

I legit just hate the sound EAS makes at the beginning

[@daftoptimist]

I'll be honest though, if things really escalated that quick I'd just be like, "Well, had a nice life" and go outside to watch the show.

[@ripme4126]

Agreed.

[@nathanmercado7370]

Bend over and kiss my ass goodbye.

[@ripme4126]

+The Gaming Dude YEP

[@t_grind4219]

pray

[@SuperSonicTrolling]

+Yuichi Slim lol they put weed in the warhead so it would look bright asf when it explodes but I don't want to be blinded or dead. (my opinion)

[@ancientloredude]

I can't decide which is worse: hearing nuclear warheads are on the way, or hearing it from a creepy, emotionless electronic voice.🤖☠️

[@bingus7441]

the voice for sure

[@TheDarkria]

Guatemalan duck really? You had to make even this shit political?

[@necondaa]

Guatemalan duck Nice job making this political

[@manumartin873]

I guess the 1st one, the other feels confident about what you should do

[@someguy9321]

Play it in a slower speed. :)

[@philaman1972]

This reminds me of the classic movie from 1983 called "The Day After". Terrified an entire nation!

[@susan6834]

I love that movie

[@Lydirius]

Have on it DVD. Graphics aren't great but for the time, pretty decent. Still get the point across.

[@tonybigalow3236]

Watch " Threads" also.

[@jackcrawford3921]

Have you seen the British equivalent from 1984 (Threads) as well?

[@CharlesCoderre-yv1cu]

a triumph of Soviet propaganda

[@Felixkeeg]

"Several hundred Russian missiles" Dear fuck

[@KitKat-fz6dk]

HAHA, TAKE OUR BIG RUSSIAN USSR TSAR BOMBA BOMBS! CAPITALIST PIGS!

[@benski7407]

Felixkeeg I KNOW HOW TO STOP RUSSIA FROM NUKING US. FLY IN WITH BOMBER PLANES BUT DROP TONS OF VODKA INSTEAD

[@petev9197]

+Kit Kat there fake

[@sukhoiwolf9705]

Pete V yeah

[@Tindometari]

"... and I just saved a whole bunch of money by switching to GEICO."

[@tangledshoelace4726]

😁😂

[@lysoldisinfectant4084]

So did i.... i just don't pay it.

[@CosmicCleric]

At least I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

[@alexanderduran446]

Life Insurance?

[@sandvich9879]

Idk why, but what chilled me most was "leave your pets at home" and "do not attempt to get family from hospitals and nursing homes"

[@shinobitreecko8442]

Its true they would actually tell you that if this were to happen

[@syntaxicaI]

They said it about family? Really?

[@SleepyAdam]

Sandvich Pets are good at finding hiding places and surviving fires, explosions, etc. not so sure about nuclear explosions but I feel like a small animal can find a good area for shelter... I hope. I dunno, maybe that's just something teachers used to tell kids so that they wouldn't risk their lives for animals.

[@Rush-jq5gm]

for me it was the end where the tv lost its shit

[@spran369]

Sandvich I would take my pets with me anyway. No way I'm leaving my dog behind.

[@JorgeHernandez-sj5ts]

Y’all need to remember this is a warning, they are preparing us for the worst to come in the future.

[@donnuelfernandez1988]

Two things came to mind when a person saw that last part. 1. The moment the signal was lost means you are now living in a country that no longer exist. 2. The last thing you saw was A LITERAL BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

At least it wasn't the spinny wheel of death. That would be much worse.

[@gilbert5779]

Donnuel Fernandez 69 likes

[@NodakSavage]

The country will always be here. I think you meant to say government. They are not one in the same

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

The country can't be there if it has negative amount of physical terrain, such as _a giant multi-nuclear crater._

[@twofacedname4427]

Donnuel Fernandez the blue screen of death was supposed to replicate the us being hit with the nuke and the electricity being exposed to the emp blast

[@jacoblatham7584]

"All broadcast stations and cable systems may now resume regular programming" yeah, nevermind the imminent nuclear threat and evacuation order for all major cities and anyone near military installations.

[@leahym]

time to watch family guy

[@cookieman8971]

I enjoy watching CBS's 'FBI' when preparing for an evacuation.

[@massiekurr5761]

Speak for yourself. I plan on grabbing my pipe and tuning into Beavis & Butthead while I await my death. Or heroin. I’ve never done it but if you’re going to get addicted to heroin, 10 minutes before you die seems like a good time.

[@hubertwalters4300]

@@massiekurr5761 Yeah,the drug dealer on the corner would have a sign saying "Fire sale,complete liquidation,all merchandise has to go asap"

[@leljdam3189]

good thing i answered the door a minute ago, now i can go down to my vault-tec vault

[@darktrooper2099]

Lel Ndam : : :And do what?

[@spades1018]

Stolen comment

[@TheUncleTedKzy]

which vault tho?

[@zxphxr_3871]

And get expirimented on?

[@neyoid]

@@zxphxr_3871 I mean, they might get a lucky roll like getting vault 111 or a control vault.

[@durstigerhugo1312]

"All broadcast stations and cable systems may now resume regular programming." A chilling message within a chilling message.

[@BlockstoNewgames]

"as one nation under god" sent shivers down my spine

[@syntheticfox_real]

Hayden Crist And when the signal cut to blue screen with "No Signal." That scared me so hard.

[@Moxy_1984]

+Synthetic Fox Inc. Scared me too

[@spookyjim2462]

Hayden Crist im aussie and i freak out when i hear this my body has goose bumps like really bad

[@broodonik8424]

Hayden Crist 0101010001101000011001010111001001100101001000000110100101110011001000000100111001101111001000000100011101101111011001000010000001001000011001010111001001100101

[@Dr_E_Yekley]

bodies aching all the time, goodbye everybody I've got to go, gotta leave it all behind and face the truth. (que explosions syncing up with drums)

[@pinface7447]

DONT WORRY GUYS LETS JUST GO TO MY VAULT

[@lucass5980]

Lel

[@dclay2005]

Vault Boi war...war never changes

[@texasrancher5780]

That depends. What's your vault number?

[@pinface7447]

Vault 11 and your just in time for there sacrifice!

[@wckiid]

You just made me smile while I was crying lol

[@wowbytrusta745]

achievement get: survived the nuke me looking up at the notification:

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Oop-

[@maximum_axiom]

Achievement get: Survived "The First:" Part 1

[@rockstarprincessa]

omg this is such a good pilot, can't wait till i see it on tv 😫😍

[@blubbchen]

wtf

[@shimmer4771]

Evil.

[@SPRPhilly]

When this really happens, I'm going out into the middle of my back yard with my dogs, sit in a lawn chair, look up, and wait to see my wife again. Bring it on.

[@sos-pl8pf]

SPRPhilly That'd probably be the best plan.

[@kamishininoyari81]

SPRPhilly + Damn straight!!

[@InfoLock]

kamishini no yari 81 you will be dissapointed as thwre is no god heaven hell etc... you have been lied to.

[@United3183]

SPRPhilly I would just listen to electric funeral and die when the bomb drops

[@jairoalvarado3799]

sorry about your loss my man. shit hurts.

[@trevorhouff1173]

Your president will be talking to u shortly. Trump: We Fucked

[@fredsalfa]

System is rigged

[@jamesschuur2801]

www.nytimes.com/2016/10/21/us/hillary-clinton-donald-trump-putin-russia.html?_r=0

[@DoomSprite236]

China will love our missiles, believe me

[@berd3307]

WRONG

[@jamesschuur2801]

The Neocons don't support Trump. Get informed.

[@Reduxalicious]

" Dallas Texas" well I could just run to.. " Austin Texas" shit.. " Houston Texas" double shit.. "San Antonio Texas" no where to run to baby no where to hide

[@Silverlyn]

Go to El Paso they won't get nuked lol but what does China have against Texas

[@ladyi7609]

I actually live in one of those cities and I think they all got named because the fifteen Chinese missiles were headed toward the fifteen largest cities in the U.S.... ? Unless we Texans really pissed them off with what we consider Chinese food or something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@jbjacobs9514]

Maybe someone wanted to get an abortion and realized Texas closed them all down so they said f&ck it let's nuke Texas.

[@rolandohernandez9157]

ladyi7609 I was like come on China. We Texans like yo food.

[@granthemberger3530]

Reduxalicious you could try Corpus Christi

[@JohnnyL69]

"Leave pets at home" Are you telling me that I can offer my neighbors a ride but can't bring A PART OF *MY FAMILY?*

[@MarsBars004]

China: just launched 20 nukes Russia: hold my beer

[@jlr163380]

Hold my vodka.

[@ryanpayne9119]

US: You f_cked with me!?! You f_ckin f_cked with me!?! Guess what f_ckers? 'Murica F_ck yeah!

[@flounder2129]

Thanks funny charlie kofahl

[@grantliu2844]

hehe missiles go brrrr

[@nutmaster652]

damn hawaii took this a little too far the other day

[@kathygirlygirl4109]

Seriously, there really was a missle launched at Hawaii but it was from the deep state trying to invoke WWlll to make it look like N. Korea but people on a tour boat saw something explode in the sky and the news tried to pretend like it was some dude randomly pushing a button. It doesn't work that way. To many people have to be involved for that type of warning to be sent out to the masses. It was real!!! The shadow gov't is very evil.

[@BigAC84]

And the lizard people are coming from the 4th dimension to take over the world with their demonic unicorn allies to brainwash humans with their telepathically enhanced saliva

[@Slatt33-z4y]

Andrew Chisholm Worst...Shill...Ever

[@kathygirlygirl4109]

To many video games there andrew.

[@needsomekyle]

To many vaccines there Kathy.

[@EisenDrache125]

Everybody gangsta till you stop the video you can still hear the sound of a alarm..

[@finn.and.sh_t6371]

Oh no

[@CaptainAlliance]

*This hit different now*

[@StefUllrichMusic]

Instead of the beeping they should play Louie Armstong's What a Wonderful World.

[@Devo57]

They can’t... the beeps (SAME Header) are THE most important part, they contain emergency information to be decoded. They tell exactly which cities, counties, and states that need to be notified, and what type of emergency, along with other critical information. TL;DR: Nope.

[@longestview]

r/woooosh

[@Devo57]

kirbycide I don’t think OP’s comment was a joke.

[@natetv1494]

If only.....

[@weefslider]

@@Devo57 Consider: Modify What a Wonderful World to include the same information

[@Doellimann]

I've worked in Schweinfurt/Germany a few years ago and been in a situation which is almost as frightening as a nuclear war; My boss an me were just heading to a business-meeting when we heard the sirens. For me as a German firefighter, the intervals were clear, Disaster alert with the addendum ABC-alert... that and the fact that there was an active nuclear power plant 10km away from us were enough to frighten us to death! We're headed back inside, grabbed a radio, turned it on an there it was, the message I hoped for: All is fine, it's only a test! I've headed back outside to smoke a cigarette and believe me; that one was the best of my entire life! I've learned how to react in such situations, I've nenn trained to protect my fellow citizens but the first thing that comes to your mind in such a situation is: "Fuck, not for real!!!" May god protect us from such a fate!

[@coleman4840]

Doellimann indeed. Greetings from a jr firefighter from Hershey pa.

[@canamx399]

Thank you for your service, and Amen!

[@KFROG80]

I was in the military and stationed in Schweinfurt in 99-02!

[@crocodile1313]

Wintermute-- Spooky, but so true!

[@camycollins4058]

Radio: "leave pets at home" Me: *looks over at cat* Cat: *looks over at me* Me: *hugs cat and cries* I'll never leave u Cat: *thinks* please leave me here to die

[@someshittycommenter2721]

Hahahahahaha

[@304gunner]

Lmao funny.

[@dreewebster3914]

NEVER

[@Truck_person]

the cat will be fine

[@bruh_v5166]

ive had too much just go without please *leaves* "yay the humans are gone" "wooooo the nuke prank got them"

[@murrygandy6546]

Takes me back to the time when I sat B-52 nuclear alert in the 70's. The klaxon would sound and crews headed to their planes not knowing if it just another alert exercise or the real thing. We only discovered if it was an exercise once we decoded the emergency action message and we could breathe a little easier. Scary times then and now.

[@themagus5906]

Colonel (over the loudspeaker): "Sorry to interrupt your pool game, but..." Holy shit. Thank you for your service! ✈

[@mitchelljack217]

when you hear this and realize the 2 years of playing Fallout really did pay off

[@thethotbreakkid8149]

lmao😂😅

[@dclay2005]

The Thot break Kid same :'D

[@moedictatornoriega8475]

Its been 2 years since the bombing

[@starfrost6816]

North Korea: Ehh most of the US will be fine China: Oh no, we should still be able to recover from this Russia: We're all going to die.

[@wjb7796]

USA: The End

[@velvetvic5862]

Lol no

[@johnf.kennedy7540]

If you plan on taking out the United States the nuclear way, just know those that participate, are going down with us to our nuclear grave.

[@иимв]

USA: we all gonna die too.

[@neonryder8897]

Its a MAD world out there

[@superjaguar9414]

“Leave pets at home” I’d rather die with my dog than leave him

[@quickscopeoneeighty9158]

ChinkaHinka Idiot.

[@imtoolazytomakeaname4149]

I'd rather just die...

[@imthemaverik]

B.O.C.P Leader Jasmine A Steel Same, the dog is just a bonus

[@imtoolazytomakeaname4149]

Cyan Foxx, yeah

[@greasey8695]

Quickscope One Eighty Bruh if a dude would rather not live, and stops living, he's a genius.

[@fakeAratPrime]

Karens be like: YoU cAn'T fOoL mE,tHiS iS a GoBeRmEnT eXpErImEnT tHaT vIoLeTes My RiGtHs!!11!!1! **Dies during blast**

[@taushasonly]

_hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..._

[@joemolinelli08]

XD ikr

[@artisanpsg]

These dumb Karen’s thinks there all that including TheVeganTeachdr

[@gtagarchive]

**KABLOEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY111!1!1!!1!1!**

[@_who_cares_1123]

What the fuck am i doing with my life. I dont even live in the USA.

[@vasilzahariev5741]

404 Are you lost?

[@MrTurbo_]

me neither but if america and russia and everyone else with nuclear missiles are going to play the game "lets see who can shoot the most nuclear missles at each other before being killed" then ur basicly death no mather where you live, how strong ur basement is or whatever, ur going to be death. nice to know right that trump has the power to kill you and the world?

[@MarieAmeliaFreyaAster]

Vasil Zahariev kind of

[@number51oco]

I'm only 5 minutes away from Vault 29 Fallout Shelter, so my family and I will be okay.

[@PAPA-bg1tq]

lol

[@natewhite351]

Chinese missiles: Small label on bottom: Made in China; deliver to the U.S.

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

Man, everything is America is made in China! Even it's destruction! "Oh hey look, those nukes I ordered on amazon have arrived!" "Oh, those? Hah, those are just some low-quality China-made nukes. You should have gotten some nukes made in another, mor-" *BOOOOOOOM*

[@timpunny]

Oh hey, it doesn't have a stamp, return to sender

[@TheEventHorizon909]

Timothy Gunter Karma.exe

[@morgangrey4020]

oh hey ..the US is making a delivery too...but there are more of them....and their addressed to china russia and NK

[@colonelstriker2519]

“Sir, our missiles are arriving” “Good. What truck are they carrying in?” “Those ballistic missile trucks sir” “Shit get the duck down!”

[@lilchapstickakayungdimenti5319]

Thats fucked up that mr. robot voice just tells you to completely abandon your pets.

[@TheSonic10160]

Eh, no point in bringing unnecessary burdens on food and water supplies.

[@MrJacobst]

Samuel Zelter They are the food🍴

[@doggosuki]

id rather let them eat me then eat them

[@nightmarston2156]

John Ham that would change really fast

[@Jabooty_Williams]

I Will Judge You right? i would stay and die with my pets

[@panzerkampfwagenviiimaus1790]

1:03 That sound... even with no context that sound is just haunting.

[@KittyFAN13]

War, war never changes... *Fallout Theme plays*

[@geolier6893]

COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONGGGG WEST VIRGINIAAAA

[@cloaker3696]

Mika Seifert MOUNTAINN MAMAAA, TAAAKE MEEEE HOME, COUNTRY ROADS

[@KittyFAN13]

I just want to make a video game reference. Damn.

[@GexWoz07]

Mika Seifert No. I have to disagree I don’t agree with everything trump does and some are idiotic. But he is a lesser evil then Biden. I. My opinion.

[@lordmerp1498]

For they will fall, for they will rise, for they will tear apart the view from your very eyes, take your hindsight and change the world

[@stutterstutterr50]

"Leave pets at home" Alright well I'm not going

[@jonathansancha969]

Bye lol

[@dylan-re6rz]

Fuck evacuation just jump in the car and drive away from any major city. Oh yeah the Russians fucked everything else

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

Goes to a bumfuck rural town away from all major cities.

[@michaeladams7489]

Yep

[@mistyroses8999]

Amen to that

[@johtonic4446]

lol love how you can still here it after the vid- WAIT

[@mam0741]

LOL

[@analoghorrors]

welp, we're screwed.

[@invalid_user_handle]

Welp, Time To See The Second Sunrise.

[@annabellelecter1926]

Golden age Gaming goodbye friends

[@SeanODea25]

lmfao

[@JoinMoTwinkiearmy]

"The president will now be speaking about the missiles" Obama - "Yeah we fucked up"

[@MrBf3epicness]

Mo Twinkie *Donald Trump

[@spam1536]

Mo Twinkie lol

[@chlorineeyez]

BFEpic Technically if we do go to war the Obama would have to stay as President

[@darlawilson5073]

Jovan Macias Not true. Just like how Bush did not stay president, Obama would not, either.

[@colbylautrup5766]

that made me laugh lmao

[@PanzaFax]

Me and my dad were watching tv and he went out of the room to get some snacks. While he was out I quickly started streaming this from my phone onto the tv and then I yelled "Dad come look at this!" he walks in and listens, a few minutes in he started freaking out. I got in trouble but his reaction was priceless lmao

[@bistrobillyboy]

that is fricken HILLARIOUS!! hahahalololol!! I thought about doing the same thing and then I saw ur comment..💥

[@smokeydasharky]

rofl i should play it loud in my car XD

[@Jay-yl9th]

And you did not take a vid of it ??? lol

[@Zorgot.]

That is so bad but would be so funny omfg

[@PanzaFax]

The best part is that he grew up in the 60s

[@miriambucholtz9315]

I was in high school during the Cuban missile crisis of 1962. I remember not leaving the house without a transistor radio in my purse tuned to CONELRAD, the warning station of the times. A fat lot of good it would have done, given that we lived about fifty miles from NYC at the time. I was terrified then, but now, I guess getting older has its blessings in that I'm not that petrified any more.

[@bsansovich]

That must have been a hell of a time to grow up in.

[@NonSenseMcGee]

Dude, that no signal interruption scared the bejesus out of me. Well done. 😂

[@korydevs5711]

When he said “a nuclear attack is not happening at this time” I relaxed so hard

[@Xxrob99xX]

I heard "pray for forgiv-" and I could actually feel the adrenaline flowing through me

[@alexcicchetto6853]

"Pray for forgi............" And that was the end of everything

[@robbiemeikle2919]

Slim Pickens and you think China is any better?

[@m2aynaRD]

@Slim Pickens 1989

[@DoctorPorkenfries]

@@robbiemeikle2919 I think that's from Fallout 3, just changed to reference Americans in Afghanistan instead of Alaska.

[@orionis0]

As a Japanese man once said, "Oh look another sun!"

[@Jalonso14]

😂😂😂

[@ElectronicDust636]

"Pray for your loved ones. Pray for forgive-" THAT GAVES ME THE CHILLS

[@just_another_undertale_gac9907]

100th like, and *YES*

[@strasburgrailfan90]

And then the BSOD

[@CaptainFalc0nPunch]

Feeling fine in Oregon smoking a legal joint while watching the end arrive.

[@youngbeluga3082]

Oregon gang

[@viarob7160]

Me too fam

[@thisisnotokay_985]

@@youngbeluga3082 Oregon gang

[@darktrooper2099]

CRISPR: : : Talk about the CRISPIEST !

[@Tindometari]

Yep, I'd be smoking up too. Panic's a killer.

[@granpappytom5540]

_laughing at stuff like this after seeing a lot of iran v. US memes in the past couple days_ _its late at night_ _just about to go to sleep_ *why is the sun rising at 2 A.M.*

[@dumolay]

"Why is it so hot"

[@danielkrieger6107]

"Why cant I hear anything?"

[@dinkelbroetchenlover]

mhhhh crispy!

[@onefastslimjim]

*Why do I suddenly taste metal...?*

[@mrenygma181]

Why did that make me laugh?

[@kludgedude]

Can’t wait for regular programming to start so I can get back to watching friends reruns