I love that the selling point is customers are stupid so you can just perform the best work you can and it’ll pass lol.
@cdv1304 ай бұрын
This guy is why I don't trust contractors.
@Nirotix4 ай бұрын
The sarcasm is heavy with this one. I lost it after he said you only need two guys.
@OEF_Vet_03314 ай бұрын
Literally says #satire 😂
@boardskins4 ай бұрын
Take the down payment and use it to finance a bigger job. Repeat.
@kenmorrisproducer4 ай бұрын
If you think this is bad, what till you meet corporations. 😂
@mrhuss49394 ай бұрын
If you think that’s bad then just remember a medium sized kitchen takes maximum of 3 days for two guys to install and they’ll be charging £2500. Now the quality will be sublime However people are free to pay certain carpenters £1000 for the same job but will not have the best finish
@juancarlo8883 ай бұрын
Any trouble? Just move on to the next town! Easy money.
@TonyXLXL3 ай бұрын
The Concrete Man, sequel to The Music Man.
@WilliamCortez-bc4zi2 ай бұрын
😂
@KylewithanL2 ай бұрын
That’s what the Gypsies do! NA, Sc. If u know u know
@281skunk2 ай бұрын
Lol
@drozone36582 ай бұрын
That’s how the illegals do it
@augustinf4 ай бұрын
The owner of that home will be súper happy to see that vídeo 😂
@Danny-fs1hk4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@GeneJordan4 ай бұрын
It's probably his mom's house.
@Biscuitsgravy9244 ай бұрын
Whoosh Right over your head lol The video is being sarcastic about the ease of concrete work
@augustinf4 ай бұрын
@@Biscuitsgravy924 ok I’ll give you that.. it did indeed go right over my head 😅… It’s true that what he does on the video seems easy but probably needs high skills and knowledge. Definitely sarcasm
@Catellibrosmerchandise4 ай бұрын
This is your chance to redeem yourself, simply like subscribe to the channel and enjoy when people comment on the satire videos lol we need people Like you
@samamber66993 ай бұрын
Satire guys. It’s satire.
@rpvitiello2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately in today’s world, you never know when someone might actually be serious. 😂
@adamrandles40552 ай бұрын
Yeah, could well be. Poor delivery if so. Better at concrete than comedy this chap.
@reconnectdoo31942 ай бұрын
Pressure washer for exposed aggregate isn't satire, that is exactly sentence in video. "even if you never done it before" "faked till it make it"
@stoparret2 ай бұрын
🤫
@user-cy1fe4gd4l2 ай бұрын
No its not, because there's no comedy in representing what most contractors actually do.
@d0nn13m0n04 ай бұрын
My daughters are 4& 6. They just cleared $12k doing a stamped patio. 2 days work. Easy money.
@BrotherCatelli4 ай бұрын
Super easy money
@user-hx8rk8nt2y4 ай бұрын
BS no one ganna pay a 4 year old😂
@GayActorMichaelDouglas6664 ай бұрын
@@user-hx8rk8nt2ywhat?! You really don’t think a 4 and 6 year old did a stamped patio in two days? Is it because they are women? sexist
@Fmc_Devil4 ай бұрын
@@user-hx8rk8nt2yis you slow
@studentaccount3454 ай бұрын
@user-hx8rk8nt2y how can you be so sure?
@camorris924 ай бұрын
You know what they say if you can’t finish high school you can always finish concrete.
@BrotherCatelli4 ай бұрын
We require at least a 4-year degree at our company
@boogiebearo34 ай бұрын
😅😂@@BrotherCatelli
@Randy_844 ай бұрын
@@BrotherCatelli *i can't tell if you're serious or not* 😂
@ClintDaligdig874 ай бұрын
He meant 4 years for an AA
@viqtahkorir76224 ай бұрын
@@ClintDaligdig87😂😂😂😂 lol
@eldorado1113 ай бұрын
Bro has a degree in trolling lol
@LeonMakovichАй бұрын
I love the Satire. As a Contractor this man is speaking facts. You don’t even need tools. Just use your hands.
@FixItHomeCareАй бұрын
As a 15 year old handyteenager, I stucco'd a crawl space wall just with bare hands...just like when I learned how to weld i didn't use eye protection and i cried all night long. On both occurrences I was in so much pain.
@CaligulaInvictus18 күн бұрын
I use my bare butt for a stone texture stamp when i was getting started.
@seanberry905415 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@maskedduelist13803 ай бұрын
This satire was so good I thought it was real the first time
@J0HN_3_164 ай бұрын
Promoting fraud is never a good idea. I feel bad for the victims of this scammer.
@Andy-pr5be4 ай бұрын
hes being sarcastic....i hope
@slapskate4 ай бұрын
He probably only screwed up the 1st few jobs & he's a pro now. Ya gotta start somewhere!
@skankhunt36244 ай бұрын
@@slapskateand that somewhere was liesville.
@atedinahalf62884 ай бұрын
@skankhunt3624 You should politically pursue him you leftie. Get him for the sense of humor and wrong thought.
@nofurtherwest34744 ай бұрын
I can't tell if he's being serious or trolling. i think maybe trolling but idk
@joelrussell16624 ай бұрын
I poured concrete for 30yrs in Buffalo ny area. Foundations & Flatwork. There is nothing easy about concrete. Everything is super heavy. It’s grueling work.
@Christoph-sd3zi4 ай бұрын
It's a young man's game
@ja601234 ай бұрын
My back knees and hips agree with the Buffalo dude
@texasflood12954 ай бұрын
I don’t think this guy is doing any of the real work. Hard work doesn’t sound like his style.
@crakerjack39194 ай бұрын
Facts
@trubbelsum99084 ай бұрын
Absolutely.
@gerardoreyes7214 ай бұрын
This person ethics are a good example of how NOT TO BE.
@woroGaming3 ай бұрын
Read the tags in the title 😉
@sprankthetank3 ай бұрын
Says satire, learn to read
@woroGaming3 ай бұрын
To be fair, I only read the tags when I started to get pissed off at the voice -over
@gloxxxx3 ай бұрын
maybe that’s why it says satire, smooth brain
@Its_Esoteric3 ай бұрын
This mindset is literally most companies
@marcoacosta59813 ай бұрын
Everyone missed the joke lmao
@iq68402 ай бұрын
People don't get it anymore!!! But concrete is simple to learn!!!!!
@J11b82 ай бұрын
Oh we all get the joke, but this seems like the attitude of a majority of contractors so its actually not even really a joke
@GoBack2CaliforniaАй бұрын
Not even a joke bud. I know so many contractors that don't know shh but act like they do and fk shh up but they some how keep getting business. Blows my fkn mind
@RaysNewLifeАй бұрын
That he didn't put any gravel down first 😂😂😂
@migmor7619Ай бұрын
It just comes off like the truth lol
@MacomacАй бұрын
That is the most sound advice you can give to a young man/woman thinking about starting a company.
@iviaverick524 ай бұрын
"You can always just show them pictures of other people's work and claim you did it" dude... lol
@kyleheron384 ай бұрын
I was following until that point… wtf?
@richlikeg37224 ай бұрын
Fake it till you make it. Every one does it. This guy speaks truth
@user-cy1fe4gd4l4 ай бұрын
That is SCUM BAG logic.
@vittocrazi4 ай бұрын
@@richlikeg3722 a difference between "i can do It" and claiming other people's work.
@youtubehatestruthtellers80654 ай бұрын
Stfu. Of you can replicate the result does out really matter? Shut up@@vittocrazi
@Todo7J4 ай бұрын
This dude is a menace to society lol
@kenmorrisproducer4 ай бұрын
This dude is capitalism in a nutshell
@Fire8cooking4 ай бұрын
Menace or Mason lol hahaahah
@jamesrominger38504 ай бұрын
Why? He faked it till he made it and he actually does have some experience now so he doesn't have to lie anymore. He did what he had to do to become successful. Sometimes it be like that🤷
@Dean543-cc3fd4 ай бұрын
No, he’s just a piece of crap
@michaelmcmanus51964 ай бұрын
How to run a legit scam in construction part one.
@lifestyleisa4 ай бұрын
With a job well done
@hectorhernandez87304 ай бұрын
Aye atleast they got what they paid for 😂, apple does the same ❤
@thinkgood74124 ай бұрын
Lol
@michellegrimm54872 ай бұрын
I'm a woman and this guy is why I do all my dyi Jobs. Don't waiste your money on contractors . Concrete is easy.. never Pay thieves.
@liambennion9627Ай бұрын
D y i ?
@angellas.1314Ай бұрын
Totally agree! Easy anyone can do it, why pay this conman.
@JDillon-qd7fhАй бұрын
Y'all aren't doing no concrete 🤣 made me smile this morning though 😀
@JohnaFactsDontCare...Ай бұрын
Seriously? I'm a 56 yr old single female with a horse ranch and fixer upper home. (More fixer than upper) I have a serious issue asking for help, and do everything myself, from replacing my tractor's hydraulics, to reroofing the house to add a metal roof and 12'x60' porch. It's a toss up... Some days I'm elated by my results, some days suicidal, or at least ready to strike a match and walk away. But I have horses, which means never having to buy a ladder! They're awesome, until they walk away, eating grass and I have to figure out a way down. Lol
@jamespearce59493 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 please don’t stop. My friggin sides hurt
@bazoozoo11864 ай бұрын
Concrete sarcasm with a serious voice. Makes me crack. 😅
@2KChildsАй бұрын
Satire, not sarcasm.
@MrBkshorty4 ай бұрын
So lie about everything cause that’s the RIGHT thing to do. That’s why this country is the way it is
@thegingedingo66084 ай бұрын
IS A JOKE
@MrBkshorty4 ай бұрын
To be honest it’s true joke or not
@MrBkshorty4 ай бұрын
@@thegingedingo6608 (insert sarcasm) thanks for your contribution to the world being screwed up
@olerocker34704 ай бұрын
You should run for office, you'd fit right in ...
@ChandlerBinge4 ай бұрын
I reckon he should get into roofing next, looks pretty straightforward 😂
@SierraStrengthTV3 ай бұрын
He's a mini gavin newsom.
@mcminn943 ай бұрын
The amount of people that think this guy is actually a scammer is worrying, beautiful job lad
@user-dw4gc2bb7g2 ай бұрын
😂 worked concreting for years in my early 40s and am broke up with injuries. But i loved the hard graft in the elements 😮
@Fatenarr4 ай бұрын
“Takes very little skill” maybe for your quality of work. what a slap in the face.
@domdraper32214 ай бұрын
Does take very little skill what are you on?
@Fatenarr4 ай бұрын
@@domdraper3221 your mom
@AEM4794 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@NofirstnameNolastname4 ай бұрын
@@Fatenarrthat also takes little skill
@machinemaker22484 ай бұрын
In the pinned comment he states it's satire. He's making fun of the fakers.
@tonydobek89084 ай бұрын
Fake it until you make it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's 80% of the United States, right now
@marcinarndt79454 ай бұрын
With the UK, not far behind 😂
@chudleyflusher71324 ай бұрын
Republicans. People with zero education or expertise.
@oscaravila24814 ай бұрын
I agree
@psycho89274 ай бұрын
Always has been
@paloma_lopez4 ай бұрын
Hmm idk why harris K comes to mind 😂
@m.jemison7644 ай бұрын
Troll level 1000
@thegingedingo66084 ай бұрын
Facts
@pseudonymn4 ай бұрын
The one true thread in this whole comments section. People's sarcasm and parody filters must be broken.
@goudanomics4 ай бұрын
Hello, other folks with sense. 😂😂
@goudanomics4 ай бұрын
Bruh their replies to each comment is hilariously sarcastic
@xeptix4 ай бұрын
The number of people who don't realize this is ragebait is kind of astonishing
@dobbins25505 күн бұрын
The sarcasm is strong with this one, LOLz.
@JMc.D3 ай бұрын
I actually appreciate his honesty 😂
@garrykennedy54844 ай бұрын
His satire is difficult to detect, but it's there.
@its_jimbooh_no65724 ай бұрын
His satire is also how a lot of people think. Granted those businesses don’t last long he’s not wrong about the way some people go about it.
@McNottagoose4 ай бұрын
Agreed, but... poe's law
@charlesloomis22244 ай бұрын
I caught the satire. There is nothing easy about being skilled in what you do. It takes years to obtain the skills that makes what you do look easy. “You just charged me X for 15 minutes of work.” “Yeah, but it took me X years to learn what I just didn’t in 15 minutes.”
@YogaHippie704 ай бұрын
Oh yea I am usually good with sarcasm lol totally missed it here. Just sounded rude!
@dogfacedponysoldier59714 ай бұрын
😂 dude is hilarious
@DanielMillbank4 ай бұрын
Funny how many people don’t get that this is satire. It’s even tagged as such! Concrete is not easy work, and this guy knows it.
@stellviahohenheim4 ай бұрын
Rules for the internet never assume someone is joking unless they tell you so
@goon0094 ай бұрын
Boomers...it's just the boomers
@goon0094 ай бұрын
@@stellviahohenheimit's the boomer's, just them
@eight8muzik4 ай бұрын
@@goon009that's rich coming from an account that is 16 years old. Dude, you're probably in your 40's and talk about boomers...
@goon0094 ай бұрын
@@eight8muzik even if I was 40 that still wouldn't make me a boomer I would be part of the silent generation the children of the Boomers. I myself am a millennial I am a child of the silent generation Boomers were my grandparents. Do some reading u will sound less dumb on the internet
@daviedood25034 ай бұрын
I worked concrete.. this man be bull-shtn son 🤣🔥
@BrotherCatelli4 ай бұрын
Worked? Like past tense?
@daviedood25034 ай бұрын
@@BrotherCatelli yeah I was 22 at the time, did it for a few years in Cali then moved to Texas. Ended up doing a work from home making better money and don't have to deal w traffic at 6 am for 2 hours 🤣
@tonyalston48384 ай бұрын
@@daviedood2503how did you start working from home ?
@bidensniffsithuntersmokesi94134 ай бұрын
Can anyone get that work from home job? 😊
@anthonyortegon2294 ай бұрын
@@daviedood2503 Fellow entrepreneur and Texan here. Would you be willing to share what type of work from home job you are doing?
@cathalkeane-breslin89923 ай бұрын
You look tired Colin, hope you not too worn out. Absolutely massive fan of all you do. Hope your on the winning side of all the projects you have going on. All the best
@BrotherCatelli3 ай бұрын
Who is Colin lol
@coleelborne25652 ай бұрын
As an experienced commercial contractor this is an absolute blast of a video. I love the sarcasm! This guy is awesome. Keep pouring brother. Please try to pour your own concrete guys! It’s easy!!😅
@HoveyFarms4 ай бұрын
He's not wrong
@da4dim4 ай бұрын
Well, he's certainly not right, morally or ethically,,he may not be wrong,but he definitely a cowboy conman,, luckily some of us have integrity, although finding out who,can be done the hard way,or the costly way.
@MakilaWind4 ай бұрын
Haha
@stephenbachand62234 ай бұрын
@da4dim you are absolutely correct this is what makes the rest of us look bad this guy will be outta bussiness the first big job he ruins
@da4dim4 ай бұрын
@@stephenbachand6223 There's a lot of them about,what they lack in conscience they make up for with their audacity.
@bryanmontello57024 ай бұрын
Absolutely, I just hate concrete. I'm pretty sure you still need a contractors license. At least in my state
@GankTown4 ай бұрын
Imagine being the customer coming across this short 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KING-FU4 ай бұрын
The only aspect of doing concrete / masonry work that’s EASY… is talking about it. 😅
@levelupgaming40623 ай бұрын
Dude is definitely trolling victory lmfao
@CraigVersheckАй бұрын
I have that thought too. For the jokes its hilarious then.
@jimwest4060Ай бұрын
People saying this a troll but its actually an accurate description of what you can expect from most builders
@Joe-jv5mm4 ай бұрын
Concrete Contractors are having Epileptic seizures 🤬
@scoobydooby61804 ай бұрын
One of my childhood friends dad is in concrete and my friend would get seizures all the time. Then he went into concrete too, but idk if he still gets them
@lisaguineau1494 ай бұрын
What’s it from? Something in the concrete?
@RioGirl164 ай бұрын
What?! 🤔
@EikottXD4 ай бұрын
@@RioGirl16what don't you understand?
@RioGirl164 ай бұрын
@@EikottXD the original comment and Scoobydooby6180 response to it. They made it sound like working with concrete and seizures are somehow related 🤷🏻♀️😂
@Somebody26874 ай бұрын
How half of contractors got started 😂
@ah-rr1lk2 ай бұрын
You damn right lol
@terrorzacktyl2 ай бұрын
This is kind of smart though. Tell people how easy it is and let them jump into the business and mess a lot of jobs up then this guy comes in and makes bank fixing that work. This guys team obviously knows what they're doing.
@kevintewey11574 ай бұрын
Struggling with the sarcasm; had to make sure 😂 sheesh
@M00T3NАй бұрын
It took me until the end to learn this was satire lol god damn
@MrKelbizzle3 ай бұрын
NGL, you had me in the first part. I almost started a concrete business. Thanks for the #satire tag.
@zaddy834 ай бұрын
Dude isn't even using rebar chairs lol
@DOWNTOWN_AUDIO4 ай бұрын
Neither did we at the first company I worked for lol!! He didn't use them for the first 6 months haha!
@optimoprimo1324 ай бұрын
No one uses chairs. It is easier to hook the bars as you go especially if you cant pour every section.
@zaddy834 ай бұрын
@@optimoprimo132 bruh for like a walkway or patio ok that would work, but if you’re pouring a load bearing slab like in a garage, it’s best to use the chairs.
@niklasleandr4 ай бұрын
@@zaddy83 Well they are making walkway in video... Guys on video know what they are doing
@jimwest4060Ай бұрын
Guys always wana sit down on the job
@tomoneill26453 ай бұрын
The people who know he’s not being serious 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
@tuanas458Ай бұрын
Nah there's alot of truth in what he's saying.
@bashkillszombies4 ай бұрын
That is EVERY foreign tradesman in Australia. Every time there's a government subsidy on something, Habib and his rental ute become experts in that one trade. He throws eight of his cousins in the back and off he goes to his new trade with no paperwork.
@realtriple7allday4 ай бұрын
This is the case here in the U.S as well, when I was an apprentice I was partnered up with different workers by the foreman who trained me, and was told if the can't work as fast as me they shouldn't be here working. This was just so they couldn't fake it till they make it. But homeowners have no idea what is going on till payment is secured and then it's too late!
@orwellianyoutube89784 ай бұрын
You’re just mad they beat you to it.
@domdraper32214 ай бұрын
The biggest cowboys in Australia are the Australians.
@lzrdwzrd9994 ай бұрын
@@domdraper3221Habib is just displaying the traditional Aussie "have a go" attitude, you love to see it
@Hbk-gc7st4 ай бұрын
Awww, look at you. Calling Habib the fore8gner, while I bet you aren't native to Aussie as well. It's not Habib's fault that you suck, not taking any accountability of how your life worked out.
@Sorrus-B4lyfeАй бұрын
This is the worst business promotion ever…
@11drow3 ай бұрын
If you get a bad reputation just rebrand Easy money
@cyris84034 ай бұрын
Fake it until someone sues you.
@chalkylover3 ай бұрын
These brokies don’t have enough money to hire lawyers
@user-jr8te4so1d4 ай бұрын
I “faked it until I made it” and now that I actually know what I’m doing, it’s not going too bad. 🤣🤣👍
@Mrod164 ай бұрын
He’s being sarcastic. This guys work is top notch
@thedenial79099 күн бұрын
It worked. I don't know much about concrete laying and this guy was so deadpan that he made me check the comments to confirm it was satire as true satire is meant to be. Good Job.
@robertrobb23673 ай бұрын
As a concrete pumper for over 40 years in Vegas, I can assure you that there is absolutely nothing EASY about concrete construction. If you FAKE IT, your final product will truly show your inexperience.
@danielmiller90664 ай бұрын
This gave me a good laugh. Thank You Sir! 😂
@Bingy1114 ай бұрын
They clearly have lots of concrete experience. Doesn’t look like the work of a guy who just picked it up out of nowhere.
@-Baikal-4 ай бұрын
Lmao at the comment section taking the hook, line, sinker and the entire fishing rod as well 😂
@BrotherCatelli4 ай бұрын
😆😆
@lkkrv00rm32 ай бұрын
Its no bait, its literally the truth.. my 4 year old can lay mud. Dont make this a sience project, its just mud.
@MamaMudskipperАй бұрын
Too true to be funny.
@EzekielBrockmannАй бұрын
Who doesn't like to hit the club fishing, and also love it when the fish to take their entire rod.
@aboogie797Ай бұрын
I got the joke after the fact. Its just in the comments you can tell he’s touching a sore spot for a lot of folks. It’s just happening too damn much out here nowadays to be funny. Everybody has similar stories of these situations that this guy seems to take too lightly. People are fed up. 🫤
@Universal_Craftsman27 күн бұрын
That reinforcement looks horrendous, I saw homeowner jobs better than that.
@cookiemonster3522Ай бұрын
Love the sarcasm in this. Great work guys.
@smorefirewood4 ай бұрын
Easy peasy. Just tell that to my neck and back.
@stevegraham38174 ай бұрын
Just make sure you put all of that profit in the bank because half of the concreters can't work past 45yrs old, and in the 35 years that I've been in the workforce, I can't say that I've seen more than 2 or 3 over the age of 55yrs who are still on the tools. Back in the good old days, once the knees and back gave out there was project management, site supervisor, purchasing/procurement, safety officer, and some other office and management positions to move into, but those have all been fast tracked into diversity and women in construction positions, So to all of tired, sore and injured over 50s blokes out there, sorry, but you are on your own these days.
@chriswatts66294 ай бұрын
I'm almost 57 n pour crete , lay stone,brick n block. 5 days a week.
@nicoleowens23184 ай бұрын
This is so sad to me. My stepdad worked construction from his teens into his 40's then went to college but never could get his start. He told my sister and I when we were young not to be "stupid" like him and go to school sooner, that he worked like that so we wouldn't have to. Every day he came home in pain, covered in sweat, dust and sometimes blood. At the end of his life he wound up cleaning offices. He was actually the most brilliant, humble, loving, complex and amazing man I ever knew. He died at 52 of cancer. I wish there was something else for men like him, some other fate. It was magical the way he built things. The world would literally fall apart without people like him and other construction/concrete/line/road/etc workers. They should be protected while they work and when they can no longer. This country is a disgrace. We celebrate the useless and throw away the backbones of our society like they are nothing. It's time to turn this around and start recognizing the "little" man. He was everything to us. There are many "Joey's" out there that deserve support.
@SheThe1Who4 ай бұрын
@@nicoleowens2318❤💯❤️
@technomickdocumentalist24954 ай бұрын
@@nicoleowens2318 Your dad was a good man. 💯🙏
@nicoleowens23184 ай бұрын
@@technomickdocumentalist2495 the best ❤️
@agavebob34624 ай бұрын
Man, you have got to be the best REVERSE TROLL with these shorts. I just "crack up" at all the PROfessionals who go off the deep end not realizing your "level" of sarcasm. Keep up the shorts!!
@11mimiriri3 ай бұрын
:-))))) True
@adamr53472 ай бұрын
The absolute precision and beauty of the finished product should really give it away.
@nursenic03Ай бұрын
My family has done concrete for 4 generations. Hacks like your ruin it for everyone
@rattlecat5968Ай бұрын
🤣 You had *ME* believing- for about a minute! 🙌
@alarriag14 ай бұрын
You have a natural talent for sarcasm. BTW, nice concrete work!
@BrotherCatelli4 ай бұрын
I appreciate that!
@Frank-os6gq2 ай бұрын
@@BrotherCatelli the problem is it doesnt sound like sarcasm, itvsounds real cause so many people do timhis exact thing and ruin and rip off customers. This sounds real not like sarcasm i thought it was real cause ive seen this and known people like this .
@canadianroot4 ай бұрын
I got my Ph.D. in toaster repair from a Gravy League university online, and I’m clearing 6 feet in high heels. Like taking candy from a baby.
@KalidBokar3 ай бұрын
🤑🤑🤑🤑
@Joesnewkicks3 ай бұрын
you had me at toaster ❤
@robbglow2 ай бұрын
You're hired.
@American1776free4 ай бұрын
Dude, you’re giving away all my secrets!!!! 😂😂
@TheSdrake196718 күн бұрын
All my concrete carries a lifetime warranty against fire and theft.
@Black_Dirt_Contractor4 ай бұрын
If you ever decide to stop making satire videos, it's going to be very hard to tell that you're serious. You do great work either way (judging from the toilet seat). But I'd like to see one day you making serious videos. Not that I want to pick up a trowel, just for the knowledge.
@BrotherCatelli4 ай бұрын
You know that's actually a really good point. The only thing that I've noticed is videos that are controversial are the only ones that get views. And right now for some reason the algorithm likes me. Maybe if I hit 50k subscribers I'll do private videos of showing the real work to members
@Black_Dirt_Contractor4 ай бұрын
@@BrotherCatelli I think you're right. People love to hate more than they care to agree. One video I posted I called people idiots for doing something I really disagree with. It's my most watched video. But ones that I actually try to make good points, not near as many views. Keep it up. Great material.
@garrykennedy54844 ай бұрын
@@Black_Dirt_Contractor I don't know if it's hate for most, but sure seem to love the chance to criticize others to distract from their own lives being crappy. Makes them feel better about themselves. It's kind of a public service. LOL
@Black_Dirt_Contractor4 ай бұрын
@garrykennedy5484 you're right about that. Maybe it's the wrong word, but charlatan comes to mind.
@1978Trevino4 ай бұрын
You can always tell a good concrete finisher from a bad one. Knowing where to place your beauty marks and it should never crack
@LovelessRanch3 ай бұрын
All jokes aside…. Either you haven’t been in the concrete business long or you’re just stupid. I’m guessing both. Concrete should never crack huh?
@wheresglide88354 ай бұрын
Satire guys. Hes being satirical.
@upshiftgoАй бұрын
He’s not trolling and it’s not sarcasm guys he’s just being honest in its raw form. If you think he’s joking or trolling then tell me what he said that was wrong.
@ballgms3083 ай бұрын
This is some straight up golden advice. If you want to be successful the most important thing is sticking to your word. Nothing will ever go perfect but when something happens make sure you own your mistake and make it right. That’s the difference between a con artist and a professional
@user-bz8uc2cp2x4 ай бұрын
I just started my own concrete business myself. I just tell the customer I’ll do the work, take their deposit, and never talk to them again. Fat margins with minimal effort.
@19993gt4 ай бұрын
After watching this I’ve started my own concrete demolition and hauling service. Please feel free to comment here for any inquiries
@d0nn13m0n04 ай бұрын
Did we really land on the moon?
@BrotherCatelli4 ай бұрын
Absolutely 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@ShowMeWhatINeedToKnow4 ай бұрын
@@d0nn13m0n0 - No
@eddiebernays5144 ай бұрын
What's really funny is there's a guy on YT who literally says this shit
@That_1_BohemianАй бұрын
I'm glad these type of people are being honest about their business
@anton48103Ай бұрын
I love how honest you are about being dishonest.
@jessethomaswv4 ай бұрын
This shit is so inspiring frfr
@michixinqq4 ай бұрын
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DOES NOBODY HERE KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS
@brownwarrior68672 ай бұрын
Jesus doesn’t.
@habibifather76812 ай бұрын
@@brownwarrior6867 he's too busy cutting grass.
@habibifather76812 ай бұрын
Nobody does.
@Charles_N_Charge2 ай бұрын
We know what sarcasm is, but taking the Lord's name in vain is no laughing matter. Please repent of your blasphemy and turn to Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Praying for you brother.
@dign1114 ай бұрын
Yes, concrete is easy. My ass I did concrete work one the hardest Damn things I have ever done
@ColtonBarnett-fw5wj4 ай бұрын
It’s only easy if your the boss🤣 and there the boss lol
@kitpong17772 ай бұрын
Basically broadcasting that so many small concrete contractors have no knowledge , no skills and no experience .
@SamSolasdonSaolАй бұрын
You forgot how awesome daily concrete boogers are! 😂😂😂
@3RAN7ON4 ай бұрын
Wow that's some very dishonest advice. I feel sorry for anyone that hires you
@nicholasstachelrodt16683 ай бұрын
Satire
@chrisschaeffer96614 ай бұрын
I noticed tou didnt mention yoir business name. After that, I wouldnt either.
@juannajera8814 ай бұрын
Ahhh this was funny 😂
@sirifimay3 ай бұрын
My guy just gave out all the secrets
@thatoneguy39893 ай бұрын
There is levels to Finishing concrete, most "Concrete Finishers" dont know what they are doing.
@patrickmitchell556428 күн бұрын
It took me a second to realize he was joking 😂
@electricalfive2248Ай бұрын
This guy is doing quality work and the sarcasm is going right over the idiots in the comment section. Honestly though, it's a good way for people to get way in over there heads expecting it to be easy. Then when they ruin the clients concrete, They'll call the professional. AKA catellibros
@oscarjr2679Ай бұрын
12k for this simple flat work is insane
@Greyskydies14 күн бұрын
The best part is you start around noon and are off at 1pm every day. So easy a caveman can do it.
@AlmaVasquezjrАй бұрын
12,000 for two days of work 3000 for materials 9000 for labor Two men, 4500 per man, 2250 per day. That's insane Customer r so stupid
@Absaalookemensch27 күн бұрын
The sad part of this parody is that it is so true of contractors in general.
@user-je1fr3zu1jАй бұрын
I am a real contractor and guys like this and others are very disrespectful of all trades. Construction is never easy!
@HesterMgmtGroup3 ай бұрын
God tier trolling
@nickyglasgow185124 күн бұрын
Shame people don’t understand satire. Great work lads. Don’t be fooled this is quality work and is also a hard graft day in day out.
@MemphisCorollaSАй бұрын
😅I’ve met and known old carpenters, electricians, and plumbers. I’ve never met an old guy still working concrete or roofing. Even the old looking guys I’ve seen were just prematurely aged and stood as straight as question marks. Good on you for doing it. I couldn’t.
@2ezee2011Ай бұрын
That is some VICIOUS satire ..but only cause it is TRUE