I decided to speedrun Slime Rancher and exploited cute creatures for monetary gain

[@rockster835]

Ok, but TECHNICALLY he's not a slime mass murderer, being that the lore says when you yeet them to the sea they just go somewhere else in the world, and the thicc bois (gordos) are just a bunch of smol hungy bois and when they explode thats them splitting, so there's no reason for the slime cops to get him!

[@strawberrymagpie]

Phosphor slimes: *am I a joke to you?*

[@fishheads2087]

The lore also says it was faked by viktor who wanted to be proven right

[@iamme8359]

Wait so all the tars are going to eventually eat all of the slimes

[@Stagcraftstream]

What about the chickens

[@galehunter2519]

Now if you shoot them into the incinerator….

[@plexquared1877]

When you feed the gordo slimes, the lore is that they're several slimes that merged into one big slime, so when you're exploding them, you're not killing them you're just splitting them back apart, which is why a bunch of slimes come out when you feed them.

[@ninjawantbagel8203]

@@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 You’re not gonna get very many subscribers that way, especially with that comment being as unfunny as it is

[@sasquatchwithacomputer7602]

@@ninjawantbagel8203 Sasquatch

[@rainwys]

It's cute and wholesome. That's also why the slime sea is- well- the slime sea. To get rid of slimes you don't have enough space for on your ranch, you can spit those slimes back into the slime sea. It doesn't kill them, they just- canonically become part of the slime sea and, in lore, wash back up on land.

[@GeeklingNo1]

You’re kinda improving their quality of life if you think about it. They were stuck in one spot and too big to play or find food so you gave them liposuction and now they can move again

[@doritos4956]

@@rainwys which is why Instead of throwing them into the slime sea I throw them at an incerator

[@ZiM2539]

Downloaded this game for my kid then put like 50 hours into it "helping her" while she did god knows what... I'm a good parent I swear!

[@isthatso.]

Ye

[@AussieWolves999]

Best parent ever

[@actionfeen6]

the best

[@orden4932]

I sacrificed my children souls for that game and people say I'm a good parent

[@Idogaycha]

“Good parent plort” “worth 10m ????”

[@teresanu]

Slime rancher, a game with a very weird concept yet it's ignored because everything about it is just too cute.

[@ezrastewart543]

pokemon is way worse lol Edit: GUYS I MEANT THE CONCEPT I LOVE POKEMON

[@blade5445]

^ true

[@godwin8260]

@@ezrastewart543 i woulf disagree with that one

[@godwin8260]

Would*

[@3rdrateasian393]

@@godwin8260 you literally catch wild animal and make them fight against eachother, repeatedly.soo yeah I'm gonna stand with slime rancher

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

2:49 - you’re not murdering them, the water is like a “bus stop” for the slimes.

[@xunhanliew4492]

Yup, and the bus will send them to an Italian restaurant because its a food paradise.

[@madman7544]

@@xunhanliew4492 and of course they're gonna see a cop under the table trying to collect fingerprints from glass shards.

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@TheAlex726a]

@@slapdaddy7093 stop spamming

[@Tower_Swagman]

Essentially, the slime sea is a mix of slime and saltwater, so whenever you throw a slime on the slime sea, it is reborn and becomes a new slime, technically doesn't die

[@1nkyplays]

Speezy: "On our twitch stream we came up with a name for him, his name is ted." me who has watched the stream: *HIS NAME IS PAT*

[@LostTimeLady]

Thank you! I felt strangely gaslit when I watched the video after having watched the stream. I'm not crazy, his name is Pat!

[@stev1954]

oh ok

[@skinnyboyasian4847]

Rat? More like fat

[@weegeenumberone2]

Ted? More like pat Pat? More like rat Rat? More like fat Fat? More like potential monetary gain Potential monetary gain? More like bat

[@dreggon1406]

@@weegeenumberone2 bat? More like a reason to horde toilet paper

[@sliceofvie2381]

This game is so wholesome and I’ve never actually known that there was an ending somehow?? I have no clue but guess whos playing again

[@dottiet6688]

Same lol, I thought that it was done after the glass desert

[@gulpgo]

It has an uncanny similarity to jttsp. Random person goes to an alien planet, explores the world, And the gun has some similarity to the other game.

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@Ice_Cold_Ender]

Same

[@kennymccormick9422]

I saw this speedrun yesterday. Started a fast world and I'm almost done with the game but I'm stopping for rn cuz it's 1:30 am and I wanna play some other games lol

[@quelquundautre3723]

eazyspeezy : complain that he got "bad luck" because the slime is not hungry also easyspeezy, a few minutes before : unstuck the slime out of the place where speedrunners put it specifically so that he does not eat and stays hungry for the run to work

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@queenhypnoshroom3942]

@@slapdaddy7093 can you stop sending that link

[@B-I-T-D]

There are also some little cuts sometimes without the timer changeing (bad gramma lol)

[@lishishur293]

@@queenhypnoshroom3942 What does the link lead to?

[@liamsgreatbitgaming]

@@B-I-T-D I can’t find any of those.

[@lightnight9822]

Cops: “Why’d you kill that guy?” Me: *”He had a slime key.”*

[@tellfaia]

THEY DONT DIE THEY LITERALLY ARE JUST SLIMES THAT GOT FUSED TOGETHER SO WHEN YOU EXPLODE THE GORDO YOU ARE HELPING THEM BY SPLITTING THEM BACK UP

[@eldonm2770]

@@tellfaia Dude. Chill.

[@tellfaia]

@@eldonm2770 ok

[@axelaugust5552]

@@tellfaia you see. after you split them you grab them and incinerate them.

[@loganh7133]

EazySpeezy: Exploiting cute creatures for money Pet breeders: *First time?*

[@aqueerappeared8025]

This is a very good meme

[@guacamaca64]

flight rising players be like

[@moopsboops]

Gd gang (when's 2.2?)

[@loganh7133]

@@moopsboops idk I hope soon though

[@insertedgynamehere6487]

pet breeders are bad, how many of you are vegans btw? just asking

[@Xizilqou]

One minute in and you're already further than most youtubers got in five episodes

[@doggoboii]

it is not an easy game 💀

[@Shorkii.]

@@doggoboii it is an easy game, but it's a busy game.

[@jkml68]

the hard parts of this game for me were figuring out which buttons open the doors in the final ruins area and trying to find that one gordo

[@maxwilson7001]

Yep haha

[@primalknight]

yeah, thats why its called a speedrun

[@spaceboy5243]

I have always loved this game i finally got to buy it like maybe almost a year ago and like a month ago after a few months of not playing it i decided to play it again and that was when i started to actually care about Casey’s starmails cuz she seemed like a really nice person and i loved reading all her starmails But the thing is i never beat the game I had the last area, lots of slimes, all the ranch areas and all that stuff but i never knew that you were actually supposed to do the mails to complete the game So i was at like day 150 when i beat the game and after reading all of Casey’s messages that was honestly just so heartwarming So i accidentally beat the game because i got attached to Casey’s mails Thank you for coming to my Powerpoint presentation.

[@PleiadesRuby]

Yeah like the mail is the story (and is speedrunable, you can force it to spawn), which I gotta be honest makes me cry every time. Like legit.

[@minefish]

Thanks for holding this power point presentation

[@Danesx]

Casey actually not a girl lol

[@spaceboy5243]

@@Danesx damn bro sorry i didn't use they/them pronouns 😔

[@carternovak4015]

@@PleiadesRuby how do you force spawn emails?

[@birdroll]

14:19 as a slime rancher loremaster i can confirm that not only is it not the past, but actually the remains of elon musks mars colony

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@Spacebugg]

@@slapdaddy7093 you made ee ee's comment not funny with your comment

[@samuelvandermeulen7006]

If you say you are a loremaster ,does that mean you are unemployed?

[@69block11]

@@samuelvandermeulen7006 Lmao

[@akbarfathan2574]

It's not unemployed@@samuelvandermeulen7006 but unemployed with style

[@-fire277-5]

Ah yes, taking slimes out of their natural habitat and forcing them into small enclosures so you can sell their excrements for profits, the game.

[@aisha5156]

Reminds me of something(s)...

[@unit-cq3or]

Unlike real life you need to keep them happy to get money (I like that you must be kind to be greedy in this world)

[@Bruh4.]

Reminds me of those cat things that are fed coffee plants and then sell the beans in the poop for high prices

[@seeeds4702]

guy wtf

[@jeffantonio1627]

he called the ancient slimes singing “weird noises” :(

[@OloStrzala]

:(

[@minelelol13244]

: ( this is so sad

[@potatoaim6931]

D:

[@fr19inferno85]

:(

[@lauyuzhe3955]

:(

[@purplelotus531]

This game honestly was a big part on me being able to survive high school stress

[@canavero4288]

Fr it came out in like 2016 when i was a 15 yo sophomore and i still play it as a 19 yo college sophomore lol

[@yvenradler8973]

Same bro

[@behindthepie9430]

Oh yeah. Every sick day i took was really just me staying home to play this and relax.

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@hi-em4fr]

i’m happy it helped with your stress! i hope everything is ok!!

[@markostankovic8128]

Here's some good advice: The gordo slimes(the ones that give you the key) they usually need 50 food of their diet. But, for their favourite food,, it takes 25. So, if you want better time, consider using 25 of the slimes favourite food.

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@pepothedude6547]

You usually need to farm to get these specifical foods for them

[@Vrikgwyn]

Well he does that too in the vid, like the honey gordo one

[@RunninonNuthin]

this is one of my favorite games of all time. The story actually got me in tears and its just such a peaceful relaxing experience to play through no matter how many times you play

[@ahmedhussain9718]

I know I’m just some random person but I really reccomend this game, it’s story is absolutely beautiful, so if you wish to speedrun this game I ask that you play a normal playthrough first in order to experience the story, thanks for reading this comment and have a nice day.

[@randomperson-jy2xh]

Already played it,i agree though

[@329link]

I personally disagree on the story. It's completely disconnected from the gameplay outside of a couple tips and comments about the environment H drops on you sometimes when he's not reminiscing, and everything happens and resolves before the main character arrives. By the end I was kinda skimming through the H messages since they really didn't provide much other than some thoughts from a guy you never even meet. And the ending was as anticlimactic as you can get. The two doors metaphor is completely lost when you are ultimately never given any sort of choice with any real ramifications, despite the heavy implication that such a choice would present itself (presumably the choice to continue the ranch or go back to earth to live with the main character's lover). The gameplay was really good though. It's lots of fun, and I would definitely agree that the game should be played normally by anyone interested.

[@ahmedhussain9718]

@@329link although I disagree I respect your opinion, if you don’t like it then that’s fine, but I wish you a great day all the same

[@zabad696]

@@ahmedhussain9718 this is the most wholesome comment section i found , i like it

[@ahmedhussain9718]

@@zabad696 thanks friend! I hope you have a good day too

[@lamellama6553]

Didn't expect a sudden nostalgia attack from slime rancher but here we are

[@acer6570]

Same lol

[@ratherande]

Ihascupquake :(

[@danieldamri3821]

The good old days

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

@@aarvlo factorio? Stardew Valley? Oxygen not included? Dyson sphere project? A few examples

[@thebasicpurood1894]

I have so many hours in the game lmao, i have around maybe 2 days or more of play time, but i dont know because im on ps4 and it doesnt tell you, but, i am on day 211 and have 1018404 coins and 91 discoveries, so a lot, also 2 gold gordos on my ranch will al 7zee things... i think i need to get a life lmao

[@PermianExtinction]

As someone who has played way way way too much of this game and vaguely remembers all the lore, your idea of the Glass Desert being the past is actually very cool and I wish that were canon.

[@familyfamily5925]

0:54 “They’re all happy until they realise their going to explode” My roommate walking in in that exact second... hmmmmm

[@bichimadorable9697]

I'м soггу fог saүiпg тнis ьцт iтs ТНЁү'ГЭ

[@watermelon_sir]

@@bichimadorable9697 1. Shut up with your unicode 2. You still got it wrong, it's "They're"

[@qwertyuiop-fc4ct]

@@watermelon_sir lmao

[@cartes_002]

@@bichimadorable9697 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕠𝕠, 𝚜𝚎𝚎?

[@bichimadorable9697]

@@watermelon_sir thanks I change

[@kierangavin821]

You should speed run costume quest. You wouldn’t ever be able to handle the pressure.

[@adamwade2267]

I love that game! I’d love to see him speed run it!

[@phatcat10101]

Love that game

[@Prince-Darwin]

Love that game

[@skilled_boi4076]

Love that game

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@okaybitrandom3070]

If you get caught in KZbin drama, please speedrun the apology video.

[@kodyrowe-manns6360]

Sor-

[@aeyakieduenas1331]

You genius

[@lightlie_]

I messed up we're human also buy my im sorry merch!

[@dantaegarcia1778]

Peta have extended their protective species list and has now taken this video down for abuse to cuteness

[@eat00002]

they can't put these down tho

[@dantaegarcia1778]

@@eat00002 tru that

[@eat00002]

@ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. DINO DESERVE

[@OctavianMCL]

@ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. you're in luck

[@chaostheultimayt]

@ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅɪɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ 1 ꜱᴜʙ. Me: “subs” Also me: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME

[@transmaddie]

Big fan of slime rancher! Feeding the really big slimes doesn't kill them, it says it in the game, same with shooting slimes into the sea. This was a murderless run!

[@lorekeeper685]

When genocide run?

[@meowskit]

thank u for ur comment also trans rights

[@Minhaz25]

Shoot slimes into tars Speedrunning killing 10 over ever slime in the game

[@nintendogamer1926]

But he did kill the chicken.

[@Nauriek]

When you believe you're a murderer because you're not paying any attention...

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

I’ve played this game for a while, and after watching how fast he just zoomed to the ancient ruins and glass desert I was like wow. Such a wholesome game if I do say so myself.

[@95DreadLord]

"idk what the name of the creature is" Top right corner: Am I a joke to you?

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@DeathracerXD]

@@slapdaddy7093 stfu

[@manjubamastodontica]

@@slapdaddy7093 Go shitpost somewhere else

[@FennecMizar]

Fun fact: throwing slimes into the ocean isnt actually murder, the entire ocean is slime and the slimes just show back up on the shore later on and the really big slimes are just a bunch of conjoined slimes, no murder

[@bringanotebook28]

What about the incinerator?

[@owencherry3587]

@@bringanotebook28 😳

[@billykaelin6358]

And the phosphor slimes. They die in sun

[@lvlHive]

and the chicken he threw into the ocean?

[@FennecMizar]

@@bringanotebook28 well thats just sadistic

[@rainbownote6881]

I don’t think this game gets enough recognition.

[@thegingerninja1516]

I agree

[@lrclouder8088]

Ye my brother says it seems repetitive

[@lrclouder8088]

Cant wait wait for sr2 full release

[@lukasmagana466]

@@mrhatsymaybe just git gud

[@d2023-f5r]

The slime sea dosnt kill them, the slimepedia talks about it

[@Kondreaasssssssssssss]

BRUH THE SLIMEPEDIA?

[@d2023-f5r]

@@Kondreaasssssssssssss wat

[@sltrskid]

darn

[@MatineFT]

Quick optimization: you don’t actually have to open the jungle door at the beginning as the area loads in before the door is opened. You can either jump the wall with the slimes or use the jet pack off of the bridge to fly just over the ledge. This saves you an extra slime key which can be used for other optimizations.

[@nitwitty9124]

This would work but you actually need to use a certain number of keys by the time you reach Hector's last note in order to complete the game. The first key is most conveniently used in the jungle door.

[@MatineFT]

You could potentially save the key and use it to unlock the second slime gate next to the big gate allowing access into the quarry from that direction and still get another key by a similar route, thus allowing you to unlock a different door to meet the quota. (Example: unlocking doors within the glass desert as the two in the zone are relatively close together.)

[@nagybalint1474]

@@MatineFT lol ppl talking about actual strats here

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

Here's a speed-overview of the story to accompany the speedrun: Beatrix left Earth to get some space from her rocky relationship, which is basically what Hobson and Thora also went through. Also, people use plorts (slime poop) to make stuff.

[@silvershadow2447]

I don't think their relationship was "rocky" considering the end credits have a song dedicated to beatrix from her lover. I think it was just a lack of shared interests, as is explored through the starmails. There's never any implication they didn't get along. It was more just that beatrix wanted to explore. She was a nature gal, while her partner (gender's never specified) was a singer and loved the city. They never fought, just had different callings. I also don't think hobson or thora ever fought either? Pretty sure that Hobson's notes mention wanting to get away from a desk job or something. As far as I'm aware, both were single before they met each other, drawn to the call of the unknown. This is also solidified by the second game's story.

[@Ethonra]

Throughout all his videos, I noticed there's something about Eazy's voice and demeanor that makes things and names he says sound made up even though they actually exist. My two favorites in this video are Mint Mango and Plort.

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@marvin25310]

The fact that the video cut before the last word makes it really ominous with this context lol It's a game about catching breeding slimes "I'll catch you next"

[@ap.yadigg]

Underrated comment 💀

[@angadgrewal9324]

I didn't cut the word time for me

[@TheMoonlight1711]

@@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 cringe

[@silvershadow2447]

Breeding? I don't think there's ever any breeding..

[@tsugu9146]

Speedruns aside, Slime Rancher is one of my favorite games ever The story and the setting helped me a lot through depression and anxiety. Every time i see those cute slimes i cant help but feel a warmth in my chest. I fucking love it

[@lilyfae7197]

And the lore is so interesting. It gives me a nice sense of escapism from everything. I wish for a world where we get all our materials and energy from these cheery slimes who are glad to live on a ranch as long as they’re fed. No unethical farms, no pollution, just happy slimes and cure-all plorts.

[@staticanimations3678]

“We had a really long journey.” Also journey: 18 minutes

[@jonahglass-hussain4568]

Quic note- throwing off the cliff doesn't murder them according to the lore. Supposedly the ocean's a big teleportation system for slimes- they go in and out somewhere else.

[@omodog]

wait so what the fuck happened to the scary dudes (listen i havent played this game in months i forgot the name of those guys)

[@jonahglass-hussain4568]

@@omodog tarr just dissolve i think. idk

[@omodog]

@@jonahglass-hussain4568 oh thank you lol

[@karasise2291]

EazySpeezy:gets honey slime in 3 minute Game:yOu vAcD a sİlMe

[@gweekpatato1216]

Ez: "some email about the Z reward club or something who cares" The mail: *The Death Hike*

[@rebeccacummings6697]

lmao

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

I think there was also one called "Fire van"

[@SgtBean999]

I used to skip passed it but when I went through and read ‘My pet Cactus’ I was so happy, also you get invited to Mochi Miles place after awhile and that farmer guy that I forget the name of!

[@hemz5882]

@@SgtBean999 Ogden?

[@jonahglass-hussain4568]

Love this game so much. So wholesome- not just the cute slimes but the letters you get and what story there is... very wholesome game all around.

[@milkiiiteaa]

i started screaming when he made the boom honey largos and didn't put them in a corral

[@yeetsticks800]

“We don’t care about the lore” *sad matpat noises

[@galehunter2519]

Actually suprised MatPat didn’t do a Slime Rancher theory yet...

[@themrmofallmrms]

@@galehunter2519 i think I'd be cool

[@dinomking3108]

Who is matpat

[@madlad6872]

@@dinomking3108 The Game Theorist A guy that basically makes theories that are loosely connected to the game and it's lore and are strongly calculated in real world science.

[@nagybalint1474]

@@dinomking3108 XD

[@aeghf4711]

What I love about EazySpeezy is the fact that speedrunners thrive for the best speedrun, While he's just like *"Well I'm not speedrunning anymore but I'm speedrunning"*

[@dextergrif1052]

Any time I watch streams it just makes me want to play the game normally to see what I missed. I remember trying this game out and thinking it was adorable and pretty fun so I think I’ll give it another chance

[@BlazeRBXonYT]

I just began playing this like a week ago, made a video on it, and thought, “oh this is a cute game I might play it more”. Yeah.. I missed the whole intense lore part.

[@udrearadu-cristian9874]

Slime rancher is nice

[@tacolicker33]

Made a video for your 92 subscribers? Hahaha

[@1_FLASKFAN]

@@tacolicker33 better than 0

[@tacolicker33]

@@1_FLASKFAN Worse than 1.07k

[@MakakorMurtero]

@@tacolicker33 w h y

[@linkerz287]

I love how hes a speed runner but also guides people trying to speed run the game whilst he plays

[@AidenSitu09]

the fact that Thxnxcya spent more than 20 episodes on this game, more than 10 minutes each, and this man just beat it in less than 20 mins is amazing

[@Rag3_Issu3]

It actually took a tiny bit more then 20 there was one point were he changed the timer

[@ceebbees12345]

@@Rag3_Issu3 not to mention the whole stream he talked about where he practiced how to actually speedrun the game

[@mentothedoge2793]

“Things just keep trying to come in my gun” Easyspeezy-2021

[@gouhie2484]

“If you like speed running, and you like slime rancher, I recommend that you speed run slime rancher” No shit

[@nagybalint1474]

100iq

[@GeeklingNo1]

I don’t even love speedrunning myself but this game is so much fun to speed through. Considering how bad I am at platforming I managed to lower my time by over 20 minutes on my third try!

[@eduardobone8857]

0:39 the ultimate voice crack

[@codyhowell4543]

AnD yEaH you can see

[@waffelnuss3980]

Ouch

[@embreadiment]

Give your blob's shit to random entities and profit from the gain: The Game

[@sasquatchwithacomputer7602]

You know what would be epic? (Of course not epic’er than you) If you subbed to Sasquatch. Please? Sasquatch wants subs. Anyway, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,

[@embreadiment]

@@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 oh yeah? i will support you on whatever measures possible if you support me, fucking gottem

[@sasquatchwithacomputer7602]

@@embreadiment Yes bread, I shall sub to you.

[@lucaslogmans4201]

EazySpeezy shows us that speedrunning can be done casually, I actually want to speedrun some games now!

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@Ctab-fp9nt]

So it’s been two weeks and I know it’s weird to say this in the comment section but thanks for inspiring me to start speed running. I started watching your content a year ago and I’ve been looking for a game to speed run and this was just it. I’ve been practicing lately but if you do see this thank you.

[@aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11]

*Stay strong everyone*

[@koolaidmanextra2840]

I wil try phid

[@quippy572]

Most of what he’s saying is like math class “thus goes there over do this you can skip this go over here solve for x steal and murders slimes become friends with the quiet kid

[@dinkthegreatest]

Other KZbinrs: *Make an entire series* This guy: *One video is all I need*

[@wibblwobbl]

this game took me months to complete and this guy just speedruns it in like 20 minutes

[@nagybalint1474]

lol I didnt even finish it cause i got bored

[@robthousand]

It technically took me 2 years to complete :/

[@wibblwobbl]

@@robthousand me too actually

[@jawnwater]

"exploited for monetary gain" *hey that sounds alot like slav-*

[@acer6570]

Don’t give Easy any ideas...

[@yungvarg2301]

i think what u meant was capitalism

[@juaninmanzana5527]

Lets game it out the title its the hole channel

[@Stormfire1777]

@@yungvarg2301 nah, that’s communism

[@juliewinchester1488]

@@Stormfire1777 The exploitation of people for money? I think you have you definitions confused.

[@kimpence7942]

“Now imma get 1 pink slime” *GETS 2*

[@gerihat-trick7634]

This whole run is the epitome of "I've been isekai'd too many times - nope - dont care - good bye"

[@wishiwasmaren2608]

Alt title: EazySpeezy becomes a teenage entrepreneur

[@Adachi_Zephyr]

Can’t wait for the slime rancher 2 speedrun once it’s out of beta

[@env6909]

0:53 - "Tina, eat. EAT THE FOOD!"

[@dlm9709]

my speedrun time is 86 hours and counting. Keep coming back to this amazingly peaceful game, one does not simply finish the game

[@beast-yur]

Bro I swear slime rancher is so underrated

[@FrostedReaction]

EazySpeezy: Today let's murder slimes! Rimiru: I dare you to try.

[@DanishAlKahfi]

Rimuru would literally disintegrate everything

[@FrostedReaction]

@@DanishAlKahfi You're most likely right about that.

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@FrostedReaction]

@@slapdaddy7093 Am I going to be rickrolled? Or worse?

[@maiakromer1747]

Eazy: speedrunning The game: You vac’d a slime!!

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@anthonyst-onge]

It doesn’t matter if you’re a depressed teen or the only dude at the gym who can bench-press 500 pounds, you’ll always feel joy while playing this game.

[@aviatornic2839]

I reccomend actually playing this game on your own, really friggin relaxing. Slime rancher is amazing

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@AdamantAlex]

I was playing this earlier, and I found a Strat. you can start sprinting, and keep jumping. This allows speed retention while ignoring stamina!

[@hoeven_ryder_jr4042]

pog

[@undone8753]

11:15 Subtitles be like: We’re gonna spit him out, give him a cue bear

[@monkeboi4513]

Change the title; "I decided to speedrun Slime Rancher and exploited cute creatures for monetary gain AGAIN"

[@gweekpatato1216]

The most important part of a slime rancher run is to be *brave, bold, and staying wiggly :3*

[@omarpikm2101]

"exploited cute creatures for monetary gain" *looks at Pikmin 2*

[@cloudythetv5641]

PLZZZZ

[@potatoeyboi]

Blasted me back to the past where the game was unfinished and basically ended at the jungle, now I remember those old map mods that looked beautiful Edit: and when the rad slimes were unused, and hunter slimes used the tabby texture

[@acer6570]

Good times.

[@joelmckendry5569]

Peta just had a stroke reading the title

[@Mr.Scrible]

as my 2nd fav game, getting a refresh on everything is awesome (and got to know that you can speedrun this game)

[@undineablefestival9768]

The virgin dream: Has an smp where he gets jailed Probably cheats his speedruns Only plays Minecraft Chad Eezy Speezy: Plays one game more than minecraft (flash games are lit) Commits mass murder because it helps him have a faster time Doesn’t have any stans

[@joshuastinnett6449]

He doesnt fake speedruns no stan but yeah and dream smp is story not like he got imprisoned cause he bad or something and i get it a joke

[@joshuastinnett6449]

And by no stan i mean im not stanning for dream

[@epicguy228]

@@joshuastinnett6449 You sound like you're stanning for dream.

[@AsianRiverr]

The Virgin @@joshuastinnett6449: Doesnt get a joke

[@joshuastinnett6449]

Im not i barely watch them

[@sefu_1098]

Was just thinking about slime rancher speedruns last night and apparently eazy was way ahead of me

[@EH07]

Man slime rancher is such a good game, whenever I see gameplay on it, I just wanna play the game

[@mentothedoge2793]

He values none of these slimes lives...he just wants to speed run

[@salmonofwisdom3804]

None of those slimes die

[@mentothedoge2793]

I never said they died...I said he doesn’t value their lives lol

[@lilnoodlecat]

How have I been playing slime rancher for years but only just realized there’s an ending

[@wombat6]

I love Slime Rancher, it's a very wholesome game, you're supposed to take your time and all. And then there's the speedrun.

[@tungttu8731]

Dream: I can Speedrun minecraft And fast! This guy: Hold my Slime Beer

[@TimeBomb798]

Don't you mean hold my slime... Luigis (number two, yt doesn't like swearing -_-)

[@9LW]

@@TimeBomb798 there is no swearing

[@TimeBomb798]

@@9LW as I said, sadly

[@theyetiofchillmountain]

This is so cool, I just started this game recently.

[@Heisenducc]

ted was my favorite part of the whole video, he was so happy to be on that journey

[@tianqiyu5129]

for a second I thought pogofruit said pogfruit

[@Green-li4mk]

imagine just eating some fruits and then you suddenly become digital and you have another person's face instead of your face

[@tianqiyu5129]

@@Green-li4mk And you're suddenly unable to close your mouth

[@mally60]

I'm sad. You took a less optimum route than me yet still beat my time. Good thing the second game is out so I can sweep that under the rug and start speedrunning the second game

[@maximusrodriguez7187]

Hey speezy, thank you for making this video. I took a long break from slime rancher because I had lost literally all of my food by deleting silos with food in them. This video got me back into the game and I love it and I feel kinda like I'm playing the first time again. Overall, I'm having the most fun in slime rancher than I have in a while.

[@Spraxinator]

Alternate title: Man exploits and murders slimes for profit while not caring about the lore or his mail

[@Railgunnov]

Leaving Ted behind was one of the saddest anime moments

[@AlexSanchez-qc8fq]

For some reason this is my favorite game of all time

[@cynicalblitz]

The title reminds me of that meme that's like "don't turn me into a marketable plushie nooo"

[@xtrastarfish6431]

Me playing slime rancher as I check through youtube and see this: *What the????*

[@maqus9550]

1:08 ,,You unlocked new area named PRISON!!!! CONGRATS!!"

[@40watt53]

8:50 "Y'know some email about a Z rewards club or something who cares." *Is an email from the protagonists girlfriend.*

[@lordthor5951]

Yeah, same reaction :D

[@qcurtis6708]

17:26 That's me in 134th place!

[@Famaro]

17:19 That's me in 2nd place!

[@qcurtis6708]

Wow nice job.

[@CT-1975]

I love how it's just a farming game at first but it becomes so much more and it's a beautiful game I can't describe exactly why I'm not referring to the graphics it's just the glass desert stuff is great

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Damn I DID not remember those ancient ruins... it's been such a while!

[@slapdaddy7093]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI

[@byrontheusurper6505]

@@sasquatchwithacomputer7602 ok

[@sasquatchwithacomputer7602]

@@byrontheusurper6505 Thank you, you are very epic.