So I tried speedrunning Where's My Water and used an unorthodox approach to achieve faster times

[@spearoux3184]

I know it doesn't matter but she plays an Organ which uses air pushed through the tubes rather than the hammer/string of a piano

[@dreamingnightmares8173]

Wow thats interning

[@boufrops6845]

Yes

[@James-dr4dm]

I am also aware that this doesn't matter either, but this type of organ is called a calliope which differs from a standard organ by pushing steam through the pipes rather than air, and that the steam can also be used to power other percussive instruments

[@boufrops6845]

@@James-dr4dm cool

[@Eggshelle.]

@@James-dr4dm the creators of Wheres My Water sure did do their research

[@paradoxclover8799]

"Man has a monologue about alligators inhaling toxic wastes for 15 minutes."

[@invinci1059]

Where reply

[@xero3279]

when you cook dirty water it gives you clean water i lost 15 iq just listening to it

[@painnful]

@@xero3279 yeah but that's **toxic** water, with chemicals and bacteria that not a simple heating or dilution process can fix, even if you vaporize it, the chemicals that go with it and it's still toxic But whatever makes the piano play i guess

[@WalletWorrier]

@@painnful steam, though, is actually pure water. Any toxins or salt or anything else dissolved in the water would be left behind when the water boils. Unless, of course, the toxic part of the water turns to gas independent from the water turning to gas. Either way it's a crocodile living in a sewer so a little toxic steam isn't going to be that bad

[@gamechip06]

Hey speezy, Allie is going to be fine, when you boil liquids, the water boils away, that's what caramelizing and simmering does, it's called distilling.

[@Nelo390]

Wholesome.

[@andic6496]

I was thinking the same cause in the game steam always turns into water when in contact with the ice.

[@boufrops6845]

When you use more than 100% of the brain

[@brandonbeckius3799]

It’s not 100% purified though, if you were to put urine into a pot and boil it, it would smell terrible. That’s because trace amounts of chemicals can be carried with the water since it’s only boiling and no other distilling steps.

[@boufrops6845]

@@brandonbeckius3799 well, something is still better than nothing right?

[@raforsomething]

I think "unorthodox" sums up this channel perfectly

[@jonahwilliamsgame]

lol

[@mxstila6220]

How does this have a heart and over 100 likes but only one comment... (now 2)

[@theoriginalcz272]

Yeah or "speedrunning your childhood"

[@andylines8040]

Turning water to steam and back to water again is actually a method of water purification

[@waleedtahir4361]

Pftt

[@icedbergamot]

"so we're just using steam to power her piano" BRO IT'S AN ORGAN

[@SaficSocks]

periodt

[@Blu_Moon_VA]

Me, an intellectual: Good sir, it would seem that she is playing a Calliope.

[@malcomchase9777]

He is calling it smoke over and over again...

[@kittypotato3239]

When you said organ for a split second I thought you meant like an alligator organ and I was like what

[@alexstate4598]

@@malcomchase9777 lol

[@ComicBoy750]

Eazy Speezy worrying about poisoning Allie with the poison steam. Actually the way this game works is if you turn the poison water into steam, it takes all the chemicals out of it & turns it back into normal water when you cool it back down as seen from 9:40.

[@Gamer23car]

Isn’t it soapy water?

[@oscarword775]

@@Gamer23car I mean, no soapy water I've seen is purple.

[@garmo1968]

Nobody tell him how distilling water works... (When you boil the water into steam then all the poison, impurities, and chemicals are too heavy to float in the air so they stay on the ground. If you capture the rising steam and turn that back into water, then that water is pure and clean)

[@RTDelete]

“It’s not cheating, it’s using unorthodox methods”

[@F_reak]

yeah......

[@Niko-rp3yr]

Yes

[@RedMo46]

Tell that to my ex girlfriend

[@rayurbae6964]

Won't do it again but u know how it goes

[@RTDelete]

@@rayurbae6964 If I destRoyed you, why do you keep coming back?

[@Mr.SmileyFaceGuy]

It isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam for the steamed clams we're having.

[@anthonybenci9035]

STEAM FOR THE STEAM ORGAN SHE PLAY

[@thiccpizza8008]

Mmmm steamed clams

[@It-is-a-Smash-Hit]

Man we gotta bring that meme back

[@Hidden4125]

Yeah and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled

[@It-is-a-Smash-Hit]

@@Hidden4125 i know right i wanted steamed hams but these things are grilled

[@redcharget5894]

“I’m sorry for giving Allie toxic waste steam” distillation: am I a joke to you?

[@rizzo_grt]

Speezy all worried about people getting mad at him for calling the steam smoke when his greatest crime in this video was constantly calling what she's playing a piano and not an organ

[@stickham_]

Ah yes, get the world record as you're the first to complete it, big brain

[@AtomicArtumas]

Fun fact: I had a WR in a Tales of game for like 2 weeks because I was the only person that completed one of the challenge mode levels for literally like 2 weeks after the game came out. WRs because no one else has done it are fun.

[@thehuyto]

step 1. make video game step 2. be first to beat said video game step 3. ??? step 4. profit

[@unliving_ball_of_gas]

@@thehuyto step 5: Games go bankrupt step 6: players go bankrupt step 7: profit (brotip: use magnets for faster profiting)

[@mboz_2108]

@@unliving_ball_of_gas Step 8. Combine the wax doll with the horseshoe and the lighter to craft the key to the locked box

[@0riginal_zer030]

@@AtomicArtumas Which Tales of game was it?

[@SueCakes_]

I dare EezySpeezy to speedrun one of the most nostalgic games I know - World Of Goo

[@raihanphilip7375]

I still remember me and my brother trying soo hard to finish the game, it is an awesome game

[@cicadaenthusiast3954]

Yo world of goo fuckin ruled

[@ILIKEOTTERS]

The memories. My cousin got me the game for my 8th bday. I'm a teen now and I'ts still sitting in the old computer

[@tgyk80642]

Oh hell yeah. My objective for getting a job is to be able to buy World of Goo

[@khoco88]

DUCK life

[@PillzmansFox]

Mark my words, if you're still on the internet in 20 years time I will remind you of Allie

[@pwwnzo]

Ok

[@gybbrish8237]

Ok

[@dreamingnightmares8173]

Oh boi

[@huggablebears]

I’m marking them, you have a deal to uphold now

[@enriquealvarez6145]

Sure why not

[@squiddler7731]

EasySpeezy forgets how the water cycle and steam purification works for 11 minutes

[@dfc9547]

And calls an organ a piano

[@ermmwhatthe]

remember these games before "IF YOU WALK, YOU ARE LEGALLY SKILLED!" and this game is where it started

[@chrystales6169]

This game has the honor of being the grandfather of all of them.

[@sprucebadger8229]

Except, this game was actually memorable and had charm to it

[@gaopinghu7332]

Except this is actually good.

[@kibuw8346]

0:58 Where’s my water? Down into the abyss.

[@Niko-rp3yr]

Its from Hell

[@Bacony_Cakes]

Mmmmm! Aperture flavour!

[@vhs3760]

polite of them to not show her in the shower lmao

[@actualegg]

lmao

[@isdisgudnam]

What about my *gender equality?* Swampy was shown in the bath. Shameful.

[@skyboy4341]

Aligator nudity got me down bad

[@isdisgudnam]

@@skyboy4341 chill tf out bro. Are you from Florida? 👀

[@jamaripino810]

@@skyboy4341 sus

[@dancindoof8041]

Allie was my first video game crush

[@davidepalad8549]

Im not a furry, im a scaly

[@mmminister9738]

@@davidepalad8549 lmao does it still count as being a furry tho?

[@WhiteOutFanYT]

Yes. But Krystal is queen of furs!

[@jimshotfirst4887]

bruh sound effect #2

[@kaypeezee]

@@mmminister9738 kinda

[@justnoahherehello]

The fact that he keeps calling it smoke is driving me mad lmfaoo

[@justvibing1601]

And not that he is calling an organ a piano

[@brookhaven86]

I had to stop watching. Lol

[@isaacthered]

It's too bad he doesn't recognize it as the steam from the steamed clams we're having.

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

Yeah its not even so bad to call it steam. How has eazy not learned that after going to kindergarten? Yes im pissed about it

[@Chris_Cross]

Same. He said he doesn't care that he's calling it smoke, but then said he was trying his best to name it correctly was like... What??

[@sebastianion7752]

"I'm not gonna worry about it" *proceeds to worry about it the entirety of the speedrun*

[@Joseph125]

I like calling it smoke instead of steam because of the implication that Allie is just getting high off the fumes from her organ

[@Mona-.-]

“Piano”*

[@jazzratoon]

But smoke is darker than steam.

[@Joseph125]

@@jazzratoon Steam is particles of liquid water carried into the air during boiling or evaporation. Smoke is solid particulates (primarily carbon) carried into the air by carbon dioxide as something burns. Objectively, what we see in the game is steam. It’s just not as funny.

[@SerpentYoukai]

@@Mona-.- Piano doesn’t use steam though…

[@Mona-.-]

@@SerpentYoukai I was quoting the video… see the quotation marks?

[@0777coco]

"these puzzles are actually really nice if you don't actually try and do them" goes for a lot of things in life tbh

[@PramkLuna]

8:08 Basically he's saying that he's speed running speaking by turning off the grammar settings and decreased the vocabulary in order to reduce the processing time

[@diamondjub2318]

when the toxic waste turns to steam and then touches ice, it becomes clean water, so boiling is clean

[@abhigyanghosal6469]

Nice, I was there when the discord ping happened

[@gdth3pr018]

Time stap?

[@Appleman-ty6hg]

Who deleted a comment?

[@ThePandaAgenda]

@@gdth3pr018 stahp time! ZA WARUDO!

[@Andrew-bw2fk]

EasySpeezy: ignores the duckies, doesn't know the piano is an organ, and is incorrect on *multiple* grammatical levels Also EasySpeezy: *"modern speedrunning requires modern solutions"*

[@skilletborne]

Not an organ, a Calliope

[@jonasb104]

4:02 That's true.😅 I feel a sting whenever he calls it smoke. It's 1. wrong and 2. not even shorter and easier to say than steam.😂 Edit: And he doesn't stop it the entire video.😳

[@solierafromtheultrareconsquad]

5:27 Where's My Water vet here. What happened was the steam, although it may have looked like it, did not make contact with the pipe's hitbox and thus didn't enter the pipe. This caused the steam to accumulate due to the lack of force pushing it anywhere and create a cluster on the ceiling. Every now and again the steam just doesn't " center " properly against the pipe (since the pipe isn't flat and it has edges, so stuff can't get in from the side), although I'd pin the blame on the game designers for that one because the pipe doesn't directly align with the ceiling, meaning you need to accumulate steam to get it to actually go in.

[@Henri.d.Olivoir]

She needs steam because this is not supposed to be a piano, but an organ lol

[@skilletborne]

*Calliope

[@Henri.d.Olivoir]

@@skilletborne I didn't even know that existed, thanks

[@bluephoenix1279]

It's a pipe organ eazyspeezy. That's why it needs steam. (Still doesn't completely make sense, but it makes more sense than a piano.)

[@GeorgeDCowley]

Comma before but.

[@bluephoenix1279]

Thanks, I have dyslexia so I'm really bad at grammar.

[@rya3190]

Organs usually use air to play notes, naturally meaning steam can do it as well

[@bluephoenix1279]

@@rya3190 Yes, but the air needs to be pressurized in order to make noise. The steam is not being pressurized it is just being put into the pipes which is doing nothing.

[@rya3190]

@@bluephoenix1279 I think I miss read your comment...but yeah, it'd likely need more pressure. Then again this game kinda runs on skewed logic...

[@shyguy6918]

Drinking game: take a shot everytime he calls the steam smoke hear that, that's the sound of your liver quivering in fear.

[@jacksonwarling1677]

speedrunning alcohol poisoning

[@aerybirb8748]

@@jacksonwarling1677 I got the world record

[@It-is-a-Smash-Hit]

if you aren’t drinking beer and instead water that’s the sound of your bladder quaking

[@EarthItself]

Alternate Title: Eazy sins against the speedrunning gods to get a faster time

[@Niko-rp3yr]

Technically the truth

[@TslrEntertainment]

Me in exam when I caught cheating: *I AM NOT CHEATING , I AM USING UNORTHODOX METHOD*

[@TslrEntertainment]

Game: where's my water Gameplay: where's my steam Teacher: where's my homework Video: where's is logic Hotel: where's is trivago

[@ThRollingCoinGaming]

Chase Devineaux: where in the world is carmen sandiego

[@Hobo_Dood]

Monke: where banana

[@krazykidaiden8420]

The memories, and nostalgia. thank you.

[@DDanii_1]

Yeah

[@Niko-rp3yr]

Subway surfers

[@LoganAtor2206]

@@Niko-rp3yr yessssssss

[@slomg_]

slither.io

[@jackthompson2582]

I’d be interested in a Cover Orange speedrun to go with the old mobile game theme around here recently

[@SkyLineNFS_TTV]

So your speed running all of our childhoods and we appreciate the nostalgia.

[@DDanii_1]

Yeah

[@ryokutya8375]

pog

[@Niko-rp3yr]

Subway surfers

[@TomokoJinx]

Same

[@RTDelete]

You’re*

[@ClairandHerImaginaryCat]

I watched all your nostalgia videos yesterday and was craving more, right then this hits. I love this series so much!!’

[@segevider3566]

Sing with me: “Water on the smoke, this is not a good pun”

[@spoky3347]

I like that hes speed running the og games

[@Niko-rp3yr]

When mobile games where good

[@SpencerTries]

I love how much respect he had for the one in the shower, but none for Allie

[@flp322]

"I don't even really understand myself" big mood

[@zerba5232]

Eazyspeezy: smoke=steam My elementary school fire alarm: finally, a worthy opponent...

[@Stevothehuman]

Oh, no, that isn't smoke; it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm... steamed clams!

[@AmberSixtyFour]

"That isn't smoke, it's steam" -Seymore Skinner watching this video

[@notalexzander2]

“Steam from the steamed clams we’re having”

[@lucifersatan8240]

Do you meen literaly everyone?

[@TheClone37]

Drinking game: take a shot everytime EZ says smoke instead of steam

[@calebcopeland6425]

Eazy probably has the most speedrun world records just because he runs the games nobody else does

[@juggernaut7_]

Nick Robinson 👌

[@calebcopeland6425]

@@juggernaut7_ i don't see your contribution to the protest

[@juggernaut7_]

@@calebcopeland6425 Sorry, too much of a history nerd...

[@psfmEnvixinite]

When i played "Allie" the steam would fly away, this helps me know what the levels are, and how hard they are, thanks EazySpeezy

[@TslrEntertainment]

When realise steam is same as water when u upside down your smartphone

[@ReeseHosgood]

5:51 He probably didn't have enough water in previous tries because he didn't clear a path to the red fan.

[@rlowellm]

"Piano..." It’s an organ...that’s why it needs steam...

[@skilletborne]

Nope, it's a Calliope

[@reborn2856]

Me (an italian): all right, it's midnight, time to go to sleep KZbin: Easy Speezy has uploaded a video Me: *Awakes*

[@user-jf4lt4uk7u]

i misread the title as “wheres my father” and i was like.... He left for cigarettes and never returned...

[@humphreyrea]

This game was my childhood

[@demonicbunny3po]

It is a steam organ, not a piano. Some similarities, but they are distinctly different in terms of the actual sound.

[@greminboye]

It’s a calliope you cold cabbage

[@raiseddd]

Ahhhh, the nostalgia game... Thanks for recognized this game! Now i will download this and play again

[@datCoolPro101]

Next, do the Cranky and the Mystery Duck levels

[@bupstertarvin6468]

2:47 That isn’t smoke, it’s steam, steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmmmmm mmmmmm steamed clams.

[@Multyplied]

This game is so old that steam is used to power the machine.

[@Niko-rp3yr]

Save the Earth

[@Mikalent]

Just as an aside, Turning Toxic waste into steam DOES most likely cleanse it of the Toxic substance, as Water tends to Vaporize well before most other substances that are water soluble.

[@user-ru9uw7lk4s]

8:13 basically, "to go fast you gotta be slow"

[@lexi2963]

48 secs ago? Well, at least I’m not the only one

[@lexi2963]

Also, yes

[@logicat3029]

I remember tri-ducking the entire first game, including the challanges. I'm working on the second game now I'm glad to see you speedrunning one of my childhood games

[@Hylian_SK]

The purple thing, it may be soapy water or something like that.

[@patrickbaillargeon7568]

For life of me i can't remember how the youtube rabbit hole brought me to this channel, but I'm glad it did

[@bryleed2198]

The Allie levels were always my favorite ;)

[@calcultorium6811]

Best levels to uhh... *Release some steam*

[@landlighterfirestar5550]

Now you have to do Cranky’s story and the Mystery Duck And I can’t wait!

[@Predator20357]

I know someone has once simped for Allie, it’s only inevitable

[@Bacony_Cakes]

In related Crocodilian Simping News: At least one person has simped for Kirsty from Chess For Children. CSN: We don't get many stories. **pathetic news jingle**

[@TixoDelta]

i don't speedrun but whenever i watch you speedrun, i get really entertained. it was really worth it subscribing to ez

[@Nyx_Yippee]

ah yes, one of my childhood crushes. *a female crocodile*

[@Bacony_Cakes]

f o o l **laughs in aliens**

[@z4ynah33]

the amount of nostalgia this video gave me, this was a part of my childhood that I completely forgot 😭😭

[@BugaferJones]

Y'all there's like 12 comments already stop saying First the video has barely come out yet-

[@evilbarrels2506]

first

[@Pandacalifornia]

That’s how you get first

[@cauchemar479]

Speezy. We need longer videos.

[@the_lade3146]

I'm saddened to report that there are only 3 Allie results over at Monosodium Glutamate

[@calcultorium6811]

Hang on, *what?*

[@the_lade3146]

@@calcultorium6811 If you don’t know what I mean, it is probably better for your mental health we keep it that way.

[@calcultorium6811]

@@the_lade3146 no no, tell me what this "monosodium glutamate" is.

[@the_lade3146]

@@calcultorium6811 Well, the thing that gives most frozen and processed foods their flavor, of course!

[@calcultorium6811]

@@the_lade3146 shut up, you said "ALLIE RESULTS" hand over the damn source

[@meh_austin3172]

Allie hot boxes her room with a piano

[@arjunnukal6168]

6:25 "Ally is happy and that is all that matters" 10 year old's in the comments: SIMP

[@Chexmix6]

12:00 It's not hydraulic! It's a gear mechanism!

[@alexmachan3255]

Every time he says smoke instead of steam, I die a little inside.

[@davidpavel5017]

Me too brother, me too.

[@gachareacter4170]

Every time Speezy said "piano" for the organ hurts my soul, but at last, I'll still watch lmao

[@Clum_Scranit]

Speedrun Milkman Karlson (or you can't do that)

[@wolfzeee823]

Yes yes yes

[@Clum_Scranit]

Yes

[@goodgamer9689]

dude i used to play this game so much this was my fav game when i was little

[@sophiesmith9300]

Welcome back to big fancy menacing title words

[@mystic_andes888]

Allie's levels are actually a pretty good science lesson for kids- teaching the water cycle and how some toxic things turn into helpful steam

[@sterlia5915]

"So today we're speedrunning going to mars"

[@theoverseer393]

The ice and fire and such is a nice touch. I thought they’d it would only be upside-down, but they actually expanded the gameplay

[@OfficialLuni]

I like how this game implies that girls don't take showers lmao

[@unfunnyguy1530]

well, it is a kids game

[@localizedtea]

M-my childhood, *I have found you once again*

[@bluephoenix1279]

Day 26 of asking eazyspeezy to speed run 3D pinball Space Cadet

[@alaeriia01]

What's the end goal? Get to the final mission stage? It's kinda hard to speedrun a pinball game.

[@bluephoenix1279]

Of course it's difficult, that's the point. The speed run rules are 1. The timer starts as soon as you release the launch button to launch the ball 2. The timer ends when you obtain the rank of fleet admiral 3. Any type of hack or acceleration in the game will not be accepted So yeah get to the final mission stage.

[@alaeriia01]

@@bluephoenix1279 Fair enough. Are we running the full version from FullTilt or the gimped demo that came with Windows 98-XP?

[@bluephoenix1279]

He could do either but I was just thinking of the gimped demo version.

[@crabking3525]

So he can say "damn rng" every time?

[@perish7694]

Love that you play old games the nostalgia is real

[@Xizilqou]

Man Allie is such a gamer

[@Niko-rp3yr]

Such a musician

[@gtxvi3964]

People be simping for bell delphine but have they met the new challenger. Allie: The destroyer of simps

[@imjustthaticy9795]

I mean she lives in the sewers so she probably doesn’t have a water company helping her

[@deelightfullp]

@@jl86_... Russia?

[@sruniversal]

@@jl86_ China?!

[@Bacony_Cakes]

@@jl86_ She lives in Michigan.

[@thecubist3817]

Boiling water is actually a pretty easy way to decontaminate liquid water. Most things soluble in water have a much higher boiling temp than water, so the water boils off leaving any contaminates behind in their solid or liquid form.

[@LunaMinuna]

Rule 34 is going to have fun with this one

[@cole08]

Steam formula 9:48 toxic waste to steam, steam to water, water to steam.

[@togglinho]

15:09 it is also last place

[@bananaderp6767]

This dude is speedrunning my childhood. I salute you man

[@MaybeLiusea]

she needa the ducks cause the ducks are the ones who play the piano Also this video is a memory unlocked thing

[@Valentine_Cat]

Allie is the best character of all times

[@anthonyle2506]

Does anyone remember there was a goofy or Mickey Mouse addition to this game or is it me

[@itookthisusername]

It was a game. It was called where’s my Mickey. If I remember correctly the backstory was Mickey had a lemonade stand in the beach on a hot day and he needed lemonade to serve.

[@Niko-rp3yr]

I think it was about lemonade thats why he needed the water

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Where's My Mickey

[@anthonyle2506]

@@Niko-rp3yr thx the memories are coming back

[@Pandacalifornia]

Wasn’t there also Where’s my Perry?

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

Dude you calling it smoke just completely enrages me and I can't explain why