Let’s Speedrun Life: The Game

[@zach3684]

it would be so cool to see this guy speedrun a hitman game

[@wstaal4503]

My guy would be slappin people with samons right left and centre

[@some_random_dude13]

If he plans enough then I would love it to.

[@Md5offical]

lol

[@MaskakoBlack]

i mean,he speedrunned Mr.bullet,which is a 2d hitman game technically

[@PatchyPoPo]

I TOLD HIM 2 TIMES TO SPEEDRUN HITMAN 3. I guess I am lonely 🙁.

[@fugyfruit]

Very glad to see you put the fails up because I definitely would have paused for it if you didn't

[@yummynubs3646]

I still ended up pausing for them for some reason

[@thunderwormgacha2926]

I still paused it🙃

[@ijbolll]

Why are u guys pausing it even though hes saying it out loud? 😭

[@_arsonists]

I still had to pause...

[@twindrill2852]

Fun fact: There’s another minigame that involves you having to clear out your desktop for one of your grandkids to use. Failure to do so scars him for life, leaving him to be institutionalized and creating stickers out of post it notes. I assume it wasn’t shown here due to the suggestive images.

[@progamer21354]

what is the minigame called

[@toizh_x]

they removed it on this version

[@twindrill2852]

@@toizh_x Wait, this is a new version?

[@guyjuprod]

Bro this minigame in on a entirely different game

[@MR-ki4bv]

@@guyjuprod what is the game called?

[@Pineapply_Queen]

I appreciate you putting the text up after each fail so we don't have to have split-second pause timing!

[@victorianicholls3991]

Pro tip: You can use the . and , keys on your keyboard to move forward and backward frame by frame. I don't think this video had precise pausing, but it's super useful for videos that do

[@fraquero3192]

@@victorianicholls3991 WHAT THE FUCK SINCE WHEN

[@Harsovoimaa]

wdym by that

[@DeletedDevilDeletedAngel]

@@fraquero3192 I've always known this

[@Chomta]

​@@victorianicholls3991 FR?

[@lukeguo3966]

at the dating part of the game you can accept and deny everyone to get a different fail for each person

[@SuperDestroyerFox]

I think they were going for one fail per game given how they didn’t do things like reject zoidberg or anything else of the like.

[@justanaverageanimator2531]

I actually found a few glitches on the first game. For example: I found out that you can expand the notes in the talk level by tapping the same notes repeatedly in a comical way.

[@splobby]

no offence but you appear to be a below average animator

[@Y_Aiboh.-]

i love that he forgot a fail, when playing the finder minigame you need to say no to the alien and you'll get a secret fail saying "Why not zoidberg?"

[@awmehgoddd]

Imagine waking up one day and saying "I'm gonna speedrun Life"

[@ruby_from_bfdi]

"And get the fails"

[@georgerice6488]

Abortion

[@zahrachughtai3361]

*grabs gun*

[@ИринаКазанцева-ч7ъ]

5:29 Jack plays Five Nights at Freddy's

[@latexu95]

2:49 Those kids scream like adults.🤣

[@bluey-next777]

2:50 True

[@bajiwolf]

EazySpeezy did it, he speedran life, didn't think he could do it, but he did it.

[@sophykeosuncheng5952]

Man this is so nostalgic. I remember denis playing this years ago

[@leeeverett495]

Ikr

[@_optical_]

I came here to comment about it. Guess I'm not the only one!

[@overdosedonmelanin]

Thats true.

[@ThoseAverageFries]

Omg yes

[@valjudielbatoc2552]

I'm glad someone knows that vid

[@человек-к4т2л]

6:34 u mean greatest time of their afterlives?

[@lucydaeris77]

I watched this at a bus station in the middle of the night, really appreciated the jump scare warning 😅

[@Sleepkirby6472]

1:20 there are multiple fails for this segment if you accept the evil girl, the kitty lady and deny zoidberg.

[@Utah-Forever]

List them please

[@Sleepkirby6472]

@@Utah-Forever "You were always attracted to dangerous chicks. This time you went too far and were found the next day in 7 different cities!" "OMG kittens! Seeing that old lady so happy accompanied only by cute little feline creatures made you get a tiny cat too. Today you live alone with 16.5 cats and spend 18 hours a day catering to their every need." "Why not zoidberg?" Running out of time just gives you the fail message for the one you're on.

[@Utah-Forever]

@@Sleepkirby6472 ok!

[@Alyozya]

"lets speedrun life"

[@Skreemin_dood]

Miscarrige is a world record

[@shannenhickey4790]

👨👩 👶🔫 🫷👨‍⚕️

[@lunacy3]

I feel like so much was happening with how fast he was trying to read out the cue cards🤣

[@ianeyun1978]

6:29 "Greatest night of his LIFE" Bruh he dead

[@banzaibean1165]

One of the weirdest things I just realized is that Alan did you're surgery when you were younger for you pimples, stole your job, your girl, and was still alive (and young looking) after you died of old age. Alan is more chad than i realized when i first saw this game years ago

[@emilywoow]

YOOOO! I thought everyone had forgotten about life the game! So much nostalgia :')

[@abhirajbhokare1989]

I truly love your channel. Keep doing the best work. Such creative videos you’ve on this channel. Just subscribed! Officially the first viewer of any video on this channel. I’ve never witnessed such awesome editing as this one. Following your channel from the last two years, interesting content! You’re working so hard, may all your wishes come true. Congratulations on your first 10K followers, may you reach 100K soon. Whoever is reading this, never give up. God is with you. When watching your videos, I accidentally hit ‘like’ and never knew when. The moment you came here is at 05:17. Love this video, I think I’ve watched it four times.

[@aren1709]

bro this unlocked a memory i never thought existed. thank you

[@supersebby8376]

I hate and love at the same time the enthusiasm in all the fails like dying from screwing up your placement of pills.

[@hankhillplaysgames4450]

Hey dude thank you so much you brought me into the speedrunning community I practice speedruns all the time while I watch your videos your my favorite KZbinr you’ll probably never see this but I am so thankful for you

[@Zaktak12345]

I find it way too funny how if the game was just called “life”, the title would be “Let’s speedrun life”

[@NosiyCat]

No joke this game Is how I learnt to make coffee when I was like 7 years old

[@29.trankhoinguyen]

When your life is a game and u need to speedrun it

[@rickmondria622]

i love how you tell us one second before the jumpscare that there is a jumpscare.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Warning: There is a jumpscare in this video.

[@starrr_mannn]

2:36 there is an ending where you get everything, as far as i can remember

[@emma512]

1:08 Osu reimagined

[@MoltenLqva]

i love the choice to put the fails in the corner instead of making people pause the video

[@Tennosan]

6:00 Me a person who likes so much anime rhythm game series like Persona Dancing, Hatsune Miku Project Diva and Taiko no Tatsujin.

[@Erased__Timeline]

7:09 this got me laughing so hard😂😂

[@JOCAeNUNO]

8:48 yeah, thats a razor...

[@bayecheek5987]

And a freaking steak what the hell I actually like steak

[@TheBcoolGuy]

There's razors in yo apple on Halloween!

[@TriggerVR657]

I love that they added Sean in the second game

[@ruby_from_bfdi]

I finally saw the rest of this game GOD DAMMIT ALAN

[@ASURA-47]

Such an old game! Nice speed run!

[@PajanAlt]

1:30 a splash can enter a child's mouth causing you to go to jail for feeding a child wrong substances

[@Sleepkirby6472]

2:24 the fail message changes if you buy everything.

[@30-50FeralHogs]

Fun fact: the failure text is different for when you nope Zoidberg in the first game, where it just says "Why not Zoidberg?"

[@bumchips6736]

5:40 you do know who jacksepticeye is right?

[@spooderman6312]

I'd love it if every time that you failed in this game, you get the song from that one random robot chicken sketchthe went "🎵dissapointment in the game of life🎵"

[@monkeking3738]

eazyspeezy in 2034: TODAY WERE GONNA BE SPEEDRUNNING THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE IN 2 MINUTES

[@itsame43]

The shopping one has two fails the other one is putting everything in the store in your cart

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

Love how he didn't even tried to add the "clear your search history" in the video 🤣🤣🤣

[@Itselsarb]

The fact that he was able to fit like a five or six minute speed run inside of a eight minute video

[@Rengokusrighteyebrow]

"how could beerpong ruin your life?" subtle foreshadowing

[@MillerIRL]

Damn this game was so funny loved to watch people play it😂

[@tigermcintosh3121]

I LOVE YOUR VIDS MATE KEEP IT UP

[@sigmaPickle400]

5:43 was that jacksepticeye

[@Zephina_and_the_crew]

3:08 i can still hear the legends words... (Markiplier-)

[@VaydenVanderbunt-t2q]

Bro, at 1:37 💀 “You imbecile” “GET OUT-“

[@taiyoyo1673]

"Highway to Hell" "Stairway to Heaven" There will be a time when no one gets it

[@inaraching871]

In 3:05 he drags the girl to the drug and he doesn't fail. 😮

[@phuonganhnguyenngoc1745]

That girl was heading to the fire

[@aaronli7148]

They are having the greatest night of their life even though they are dead

[@okaymario]

can't wait for the part 2 where he does it irl. 💀

[@HopePapernacky]

I'm very glad you specified "the game"

[@kakkupukki]

2:18 Suomi mainittu! Finland joke there, hehe.

[@Guywithabadenglish]

Hmmm Snow, Happiest country, Himo Haya. Btw hows life like there? Love the country From Brazil 🇧🇷❤️

[@justagamerweeb3842]

This game is realistic.

[@tylern6420]

are you real

[@pawpsicl]

@@tylern6420 this game is

[@DaStickman]

Bro just got got born and 2 min in he is a father now *in game

[@andre_601]

The sound when the first kid gets electrocuted made me laugh for several minutes.

[@nicolejones3686]

I didn't know there was a speed run for this game or a sequel to the game 😄

[@Astrid.DaCapo]

One day this man is going to speed run real life-

[@SeanXSF]

"God dammit Alan!" Made me laugh so hard

[@Gasconer]

Honestly I think it would be fun to see a Resident Evil Speedrun maybe a superscut of your 1st playthrough then the speedrun :)

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

I never knew that an Afterlife part had existed in this game!

[@shanmoon537]

I thought he gonna legit speedrun the real life

[@jonny11bonk]

I remember the Windows 10 update push back in 2016. Even if you haven't opened the Windows update on your Win7 or 8/8.1 machine, it automatically installed the update wizard and a single click of the button, you could've lost everything. Yeah, Windows 10 wasn't that popular back then.

[@4cuck]

Cool info but like, why on this vid exactly?

[@Nightgames_YT_949]

Fun fact:In the level where you talk if you spam click in the notes it gets bigger and bigger the more you click the more HUMONGUS IT GETS

[@ThoseAverageFries]

i remember a youtuber by the name of "Denis" played this and i really thought it was a cool game so its nice to see another youtuber i watch do it

[@nemo53]

You forgot to add year to timer cause you had to wait till next Haloween

[@WhyEveryHandleTaken]

Always a good day when a speed run shows up in my fyp

[@simitcicem]

"all these gosts are having the best time of their LIVES"

[@abcd1235-c3x]

would love to see the real version of this speedrun

[@defireleaf]

2:13 maybe a warning for the eyes? Like i just woke up and got hit with that

[@mifigor1935]

2:43 I am the monster you created

[@RealCryptoTest]

I’m actually considering speedrunning life myself so this is helpful The game seems fun enough too

[@maniac-df1ei]

that sounds dark

[@idkanymore6897]

this guy is speedrunning games i thought never possible to speedrun

[@Xerohon7137]

lets speedrun life 😃 lets speedrun life 😦

[@theonlybigsmoke]

OH NO

[@youshouldchill6156]

6:29 … I really don't think they are...

[@sunlightamber6542]

imagine you having birth and your child says: brb gotta speedrun life and proceeds to jump of a building

[@valleyluvsU]

he did it, he speedran life

[@SwiftlyZone]

6:53 CupHead lore

[@Xooji_]

i remember watching every single youtuber playing this game

[@mystrallsnowlight]

Life Speedrun in game: *Life Speedrun on Real Life:* edit: also 5:38 god dang it just 0,25 seconds before the actual jump scare comes 💀

[@g-moneyg-life]

My life isn't worthless. I'm the bad speed run ending!!!

[@Apollo_G]

god i just got flashbacks to watching jacksepticeyes video about this game 6 years ago. exact same thumbnail too

[@SonicExeFemale]

The original fail for the matchmaking game was that you dated the wrong person and you were dismembered, with all your body parts found in different cities

[@cheezman]

My biggest tip for afterlife would be to click multiple times each step on the stairway to Heaven to jump up the steps

[@jjoyce222]

SPEEDRUN 3 GAMES PLS 1: SUPER MEAT BOY 2: BATTLEBLOCK THEATER 3: ALIEN HOMINID 👇

[@pluogod9609]

him;boring deadpool costume deadpool:*comes out of the mcu* say what now?

[@Foxyklan123]

4:03 U win

[@samuelbernaldez6671]

EazySpeezy's Video Title: Let's Speedrun Life: The Game *takes out gun*

[@josephjennings3146]

Now to see him actually speedrun the game of the board game of the very same name

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

Did this in real life, and my doctor said I'll die within the next week. Good strat. 👍

[@Pepsiburkham]

He didnt get every fail, because he missed the one where he is found in 7 different cities

[@xrg3064]

1:01 I wasn't expecting for my name to pop up there 😂

[@mynameiswalterhiteyo]

"I hate my life so today I'm gonna speedrun it!"

[@celloj3703]

Has this man already did a speedrun with Mr. Krabs’ Ketamine Addiction

[@pumpkinguy6499]

How was he looking at the text and also popping the pimples 1:02

[@antonsjoberg9521]

He vocies over

[@nyx472]

yk how long i haven't seen these types of gaming vids