Eddie Izzard- Methods of procreation

[@Fazorification]

after watching about 3 hours worth of footage with eddie izzard i've realised he must have some kind of obsession with jam.

[@ElizaMogha]

i have no idea how many times i have watched this video! i loooooooooooooove it!! eddie's humour rocks! !

[@Cernoise]

I wonder how the conversation with the anglerfish went.

[@sadikmeah4057]

The salmon procreation technique oddly sounds like the story of my own sex life.

[@FilledCircle]

Definite article is one of my favorite of Eddies work

[@therasound]

Its not the best LAID plans...

[@banzifothoe-turnerfy6828]

+therasound Nor the best laid plan of mice or men

[@RiverSlant]

I'm surprised that people didn't catch on to the "woo-woo" joke at 0:26! The sheer genius of that left me in awe.

[@valnain]

+Leenu Tehlan Well, explain it.

[@peterjoyfilms]

Leenu Tehlan I don't get it

[@sugarnads]

Its just dogs barking

[@muskatDR]

Doplhins: Anywhere you want, anytime you want, consent optional, cross specie procreation is encouraged

[@Lessdeth14]

One of his best routines, hands down.

[@HenryMcGuinnessGuitar]

...and you've missed the absolutely hilarious punchline to this: "and the salmon say 'couldn't we just do it doggie-fashion?' " One of the many Eddie jokes that's stayed in my head for years.

[@frizbolufc]

wtf man you put the whole build up then cut the punchline off the end?! D:

[@LolieJulie]

"Then you drop down dead HA!" "...can't we just do it doggie fashion?"

[@Fazorification]

I bet we could make a list of at least 20 things he frequently mentions actually. I quite like it since he often uses it to refer back to an older show, giving you a kind of "oh" feeling, which just happens to be a reference to one of his shows! ^^

[@guitarfjp]

you cut the best bit; "you salmon piss me off, your too expensive in restaurants that your problem."

[@DominicWells]

and the follow up "No not for you salmon, you've pissed us off....you're too expensive in supermarkets"

[@ShabbaDabb]

jam because it's short for james mason?

[@peterjoyfilms]

ShabbaDabb No mate

[@tygr49]

"....Be careful of the airlock!"

[@katrandom]

"as long as we get guilt in there we really don't care..." HAHAHA so true....

[@travelmouse]

Eddie is the very very best. Can't wait to see him LIVE in Vegas, at Caesars ( the hotel not the Dog Food) LOL

[@Tareltonlives]

"As long as you've got guilt in there, we don't care"

[@Wakkosgirl]

What's with the man and flip charts? "- D

[@bryonymusgrave3573]

After the 27 day thing, I bet you feel salmon like?

[@jackmill99]

I'm procrastinating :)

[@neutronbob22]

why no punch line?

[@TheFantomRogue]

Superbbbbbbbbbb

[@oliesbw]

imagining Eddie as GOD !for that i'd stop beliving in the big bang!

[@BrooklynB-deviantbeauty]

Watch out for the airlock! LMAO!

[@DHAR3070]

"... well, I've built a space rocket out of jam..."

[@hsin-yichow5594]

02:12 giraff 😂02:51 salmon

[@Lupa1410]

So mice are Irish?

[@adenjones1]

He missed out on the fact that salmon mutate into hideous monsters before mating and dropping down dead. It really is weird

[@DPO263]

At about 3:16, it sounds like he actually starts to laugh!

[@starrays123]

DOGGIE FASHION!!!

[@greatsayain]

odd place to end it

[@apelhitam]

@Gznaba I guess you can say *puts on sunglasses* the got Killed In Action! YEEEAAAHHH!!!

[@Smithjones12]

Cross between Claire balding and pink

[@JamieAndSassenach]

as long as you can get guilt in there...!

[@josh2Sides2]

Missed out best part ....

[@ORACLE063]

Thats not the kind of head the mantis was expecting@@!!@@

[@Khenfu_Cake]

Yeah, that one is hilarious too:)

[@parvanaturalia]

@mcgigglish: wanted to reply, but accidentally hit spam. Gorram. Anyway, it's true, it is one of the longest-running jokes in my circle of friends; well, along with Pavlov. Anything involving dogs, really. Speaking of doggy-fashion, my Lit prof mentioned something the other day in the similar fashion and I cracked up. And everyone looked at me really weirdly. As per usual.

[@temporaldisplacement]

Its not as harsh as octopus mating.

[@fastold]

yours is doggy fashion we invented it I know and its caught on BIG TIME LOL

[@DenisCarbonaro]

the catty fashion procreation method is different from the doggy fashion ... the male cat bites the back of the neck of the female cat... this does not happen between dogs... Eddie has not noticed this difference in the two methods! ahaha!

[@semt9]

lol salmon got a raw deal XD

[@czechreck]

Space rocket made of jam... Hahahahahahaha

[@newgeorge]

as long as we get GUILT in there somewhere . . .

[@MadMidnightDriver]

i thought i was the only one.... ))))

[@mihaimoldo]

The male seahorse gets knocked up by the female...oddly....then he fertilizes the eggs and carries them till they hatch...Damn nature you scary..

[@archivesbc]

could be worse - could be the Black Widow...

[@Junnage]

Only if the female is starved, which is not always all the time.

[@daddyleon]

haha yeah xD

[@daka001]

thats why chocolates were invented !

[@MANDELAZZA]

hahaha poor samins xD

[@venusblew]

...HA!

[@MadMidnightDriver]

and you drop down dead. HA! )))

[@k24601]

he could've done the cat part better by slipping in a joke or comment on the fact that male cats have barbs on their penis so it must suck to be a female cat (or something along those lines....heh) overall though great joke even though it takes a little journey getting to the punchline for the poor salmon many fish and some insects have crazy mating habits and then there's seahorses in which the male gets pregnant rather than the female...

[@someonesperson]

catty!!!

[@miodd]

...any way, chin up : )

[@rockergirl7760]

cause they like scotish cheese :)

[@nu.wa.n]

stop giving away the fucking punchline in the comments

[@Roguetrooperr]

Just don't read the comments before you watch the video. Funnier that way.

[@Stericus]

what about catty fashion, roflmao

[@stevebotfield5989]

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