Hasan Knows Nothing About Anything | EFAP Highlight

[@vadandrumist1670]

"Hassan is unqualified." "For what?" "Yes."

[@bobtwista]

Name something

[@radityapamarta5360]

To be alive

[@k.s.nichols4060]

Remember: he's spending this evening getting bottle service in clubs, driving home in a $200k car to a $3 million home to rest up to rail against capitalism.

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

because he's a ivory tower grifter, he don't really want to even do the crap he claims anyways.

[@samuelfraser8922]

Well that’s a typical Champaign socialist, it’s a wonder their viewpoint isn’t more popular

[@amandahuginkys7878]

@@darkzeroprojects4245 Like most Champaign Socialists

[@tomgu2285]

Socialism = poor I guees.

[@Yee-Haw_Bird]

“so socialism is when poor?” Someone literally every time I bring up the blatant hypocrisy of the breadstreamers

[@urbanberndtsson]

"Is he even watching it?" No.

[@AscendantStoic]

His chair was 😅

[@navb0tactual]

@@AscendantStoic His chair probably has better political takes

[@daskampffredchen]

"But how do I pay attention to videos for hours on end?" "Thats the neat part. You dont"

[@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936]

If Hasan’s uncle didn’t have TYT, he’d be a McDonald’s employee.

[@chasewilson3693]

Hasan's whole family is a group of Turk Millionaires. Not just his water buffalo uncle. So he was ending up a fundie know nothing regardless.

[@nagaclan9734]

From how loaded his family is, more likely he'd be the unemployed son living in the parent's guest house.

[@highflyer3353]

He'd be a porn star cus he has no self respect. Let alone any respect for anyone else. Edit: no no he has no dignity.

[@looinrims]

Frankly they both deserve nothing more than being janitors in public bathrooms only

[@looinrims]

@@nagaclan9734it’s funny to me that clip ER made of has an being like ‘I don’t spend it all on like fucking mansions’ then cuts to a news article of his mansion

[@kanteannightmare]

And people still think he's politically literate.

[@booperdee2]

hasan proves that there are millions of zombies in the world

[@The_child-catcher]

I've he were politically literate he wouldn't be a socialist.

[@Aechelian]

I'm not even convinced he's alphabetically literate.

[@ErikDayne]

We’re certainly living in wild times. For instance some people still think Donald Trump would make a good President.

[@Aechelian]

@@ErikDayne Well, he did for four years, so there's some precedent for it.

[@MK-qj2dj]

Yoooo I suggested that clip! Cool that you clipped it, thanks! Hasan's head really is as empty as the ocean is deep, huh...

[@Riseofziggy]

Praise the message

[@josesosa3337]

Sometimes saying the right words and sounding confident is enough to gather a following. Its crazy.

[@EndThusIAm]

Unfortunately *sometimes* is putting it mildly, thanks to social media.

[@kangarooMonkee]

@@EndThusIAm yeah, if you say something to a million people, you only need 1% of them to believe, and depending on how stupid what you said is, you’re audience will probably be stupid enough to defend it.

[@RobertMorgan]

See example: women, et al.

[@TaoScribble]

​@@EndThusIAmCan't really blame it on social media: I've encountered it constantly since long before social media was a thing. The internet just draws them into fewer, larger groups instead of a bajillion of them scattered all over.

[@EndThusIAm]

@@TaoScribble Obviously, but where as we had say people following those in their own age groups, like adults with organizations. Or college kids and jocks or frats. Now we have every age, including kids, following the stupidest of people in droves thanks to social media. It's disgusting. Kids get made fun of for not following the latest trend.

[@heikira438]

Oh yes, the terror of the ocean...the dreaded Blue Whale

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

I mean to fair it is a predator

[@LurkerBelow]

@@Strawberrymilkdrink to shrimp or plankton, I suppose.

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

@@LurkerBelow yea those are both animals. I was giving him the biggest bone I could think of.

[@zohzie]

I mean... It does make sense. It heavily links to being unable to see, and the fear of the unknown. If you make an ocean fullbright, thalasophobia would disappear.

[@DiscoFinalBoss]

@@LurkerBelowHassan is dumber than them both. I suppose I can’t blame him for being terrified of Blue Whales.

[@ButrzV2]

Hasan would've benefitted by following the old adage, "better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

[@TheTrueRandomGamer]

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes.

[@elcazador3349]

Together, we can stop this.

[@lephinor2458]

Steal the metal gears from their clocks.

[@Shin_Mothra]

In Africa, height depends on how tall you are.

[@nova_supreme8390]

@lephinor2458 Africa is hiding metal gears? Otacon, we must stop them before it is too late.

[@insertname193]

#findthecure

[@routineproofmusic454]

This guy, morality fashionista.

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

The one true Gucci Socialist

[@Shin_Mothra]

His full name is Hasan Cenksnephew.

[@Fedorevsky]

Pretty sure Hasan is just a nickname and his name is Cenk's Nephew

[@Choryrth]

you spelled hamas wrong lol

[@heavyhebrew]

The Young Spergs

[@fishclaspers361]

*Hamas Chunky Yoghurt Piker.

[@IamaCosmonaut]

You misspelled Hamas.

[@JingleJangle256]

There are many words I could use to describe Hasan. “Intelligent” and “Well-Spoken” are not among them.

[@radityapamarta5360]

Turkroaches

[@uberd3323]

Ironic that a descendant of the Ottomans is afraid of seafaring.

[@sebastianprimomija8375]

Hassan is the type of Turk that if his horse doesn't drink from a body of water he thinks its cursed.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@sebastianprimomija8375 he is the type of turk that has relations with his horse, as his uncle admitted

[@TheHollowBoy]

@@marcogenovesi8570I’m sorry. What!🤯

[@Pink.andahalf]

​@@TheHollowBoyCenk has several clips where he says that beastiality is fine as long as his limited moral conditions are met.

[@Vjeimy]

How is it ironic? The turks are crappy seafarers😂

[@DeetotheDubs]

"Why do you watch this?" "Get ready, Everybody. He's about to do something stupid."

[@matthewcollins4773]

Blue. Sei. Fin. Gray. Minke. Humpback. Bowhead. Southern Right. Northern Right. Nine companions. You shall be the Fellowship of the Baleen.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

“You have my blowhole!” “And my DORSAL!”

[@TheSchultinator]

aaHHOOO-eeeerrrrnnnn! (Behold my flawless recreation of whale song!)

[@bilbobaggins2899]

'His brain has already reached entropy' is an underrated burn.

[@Saffi____]

You'd actually be surprised how many people actually believe that the Megalodon is alive in the Marianna Trench. *AVNJ - Fish Biologist* has multiple videos reacting to these takes and you can see the pain on his face when he does.

[@SentientTeapot2444]

I kinda get the "who knows what happens down there" but isn't it like thinking T-Rex might be alive in outer space in terms of how different the pressure/light/food there is compared to where megalodon used to live?

[@stillsameguy2836]

​@@SentientTeapot2444 Pretty much. On top of the pressure of the depth crushing the megalodon, there's not enough food down there to sustain any creature of that size.

[@gbalfour9618]

Read a survey on the topic, and it was 70% of people think the Megalodon is still alive

[@thegoldenpepper8702]

I blame Discover Channel for when they lied to everyone on shark week

[@Laneous14]

​@stillsameguy2836 you forgot about the 100 foot long squid that live down there. What do they eat? Polar bears

[@nblhrt92]

"The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead."

[@paulaburrows8660]

If you're floating on a very large body of water I think it's the Idea that you're "suspended" over a bottomless casam. "Sea monsters" are the least of it.

[@trashfire9641]

Chasm

[@mrman-yj3bn]

Got here so quick the JDAM hasnt even landed yet.

[@pablom-f8762]

'It's the same explosion!!' 'Really, Hasan. To the last molecule, exactly the same.'

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

If nuggies were discontinued Hasan would starve.... Joel Approves!

[@Fra_Sausageball]

I hate Hasan. Thanks for listening, that's all I have to say.

[@FrawgfithAmblose]

Why allow any famous person who doesn't know you exist to compell you to suffer like that?

[@yetanotherspuart3993]

You are not alone.

[@chriskos7868]

@@FrawgfithAmblosebecause I love to hate filth

[@NoPantsBaby]

Nobody tell Mauler that he lives on an island and is technically surrounded and isolated in a large body of water. The poor lad wouldn't get any sleep.

[@supersuede6493]

Hamas Hasan should be treated like Cersei in GOT for his actions. Totally incompetent and acting like a dictator to anyone who disagrees with him in chat but preaching that all conservatives are Yatzys.

[@skylex157]

I usually have no ill will to people further than calling them names for fun, but dude, the guy laughed maniacly at a police woman being shot, i don't even know if i would be that happy if i heard someone i hated personally scream like that women did, much less a random in my "bad guy" category

[@FrawgfithAmblose]

Are you a zy owned nest?

[@eddobh]

I imagine the other Eldritch horros pointing at Mauler: "oh, look the poor thing! Fear of the open sea... how adorable!"

[@mariokarter13]

A phobia is an irrational fear. There are plenty of "phobias" where the fear is actually justified.

[@AldrickExGladius]

I've had lifeguard training and use to do swim competitions. I dont give a shit, I would lock up and drown the minute my boat went down in the middle of the ocean. Not even the middle, just far enough where I can't see land anymore, and I am terrified. The meg and the kraken that didnt exist 5 seconds ago now know exactly where I am and are headed my way. I would freeze, sink and drown.

[@s13gouf60]

I still have a hard time believing that anyone takes that simi-sentient fungus seriously.

[@tomgu2285]

Why don't you take him seriously?

[@josephhenderson2538]

I'm pretty sure there was a story a few years back where a diver ended up in a whale's mouth by accident and it immediately spat him back out. They really are practically harmless.

[@kwangsoo515]

I suppose it would be like if you took a bite of cereal and there was a bug in it.

[@Zacecar]

@@kwangsoo515more like if you’re eating boiled prawn a handful at a time, and there’s a live hamster in one of those handfuls.

[@gottesurteil3201]

Rags said this about boogie recently but Hassan is absolutely a moral tactician.

[@RealCaptainAwesome]

There is an alternate reality where Cenk's Nephew isn't propped up by his uncle and DSP is the successful one

[@WatanukiProductions]

Hasan likes One Piece, I also like One Piece, that is the full extent to which I respect his opinions on anything. Even then when he talks about the politics of One Piece he gets it demonstrably dead wrong about damn near everything by ignoring the actual facts of the story in order to claim it specifically and only represents his politics. I don't know why anyone thinks he's intelligent.

[@shadowpriest2574]

OP is bad and you should feel bad you like it .

[@otterfire4712]

Makes me suspicious on whether or not he actually likes One Piece if he can't comprehend the politics beneath it.

[@TurKlack]

Obviously everybody else is dumber than him.

[@shadowpriest2574]

@@otterfire4712 Right, because OP is so complex and totally not Dora the Explorer lvl of morality ...

[@otterfire4712]

@@shadowpriest2574 if you're getting things demonstrably wrong about the story to push your political views, I'm inclined to think you don't care or pay attention to the material.

[@FaultStrider]

14:00 “You can see a bear coming” So all those horror stories about people being eaten alive by bears, guess they shoulda just used their eyes better 👀

[@kanteannightmare]

So both women and Hasan chose the bear. 😂

[@lordmontymord8701]

Ygritte: "You know nothing, Hasan Piker."

[@CaptanF0rever]

God, this EFAP was so great. Watching someone unfamiliar with Hasan destroy him was so funny.

[@Toliman.]

To be fair, the open ocean is actually not habitable. It's the last conquerable frontier before we take on other planets. The phobia itself is usually because it mixes the fear of the dark, the unknown, being dissolved, surrounded, consumed by the dark, cold, calm, crushing pressure of the void. It's way more terrifying than being exposed to the vacuum of space, because it's comforting, until you are unable to leave. To some degree, it's the surrender to oblivion which terrifies people. Being eaten by ocean animals... is probably less terrifying because at least you know it's over. Big fish, whales, you can usually feel them moving in the water since they displace so much water that you won't get surprised. plus, whales usually don't have teeth, the bristles push out bigger animals as they can't digest them. It's not a Swimming pool on a large level, it's an unknown terror. Nothing quite like beach-level or river level, lake or reservoirs. Deep water is normal to fear. The first time you go diving with SCUBA gear, tanks, and weights, it's a fair thing to go into panic mode once you hit the first problem, deep down, unable to escape for 10-20 minutes because you'll die if you panic. So you can't panic. Practise, training is required. Even free-diving, just holding your breath is beyond the normal for a lot of people, ie facing upside down, flipping around with your feet in the air, kicking down into the water, sinking. being out of control. Most fish won't bite you or come close, but, it happens. You're in their food area, they might check you out. And, it's usually so dark that they just surround you in a moment.

[@braferaser1730]

The ultimate question: Who is dumber? Hasan or people who watch him, support him and agree with him.

[@intrem2075]

Yes

[@yetanotherspuart3993]

Yes

[@theaverageDon]

I love the image of all these sea creatures Hasan is afraid of, looking at the camera and saying, "Hasan Abi I'm gonna k!lol you! At house in Los Angeles". Sharks and whales going straight Sam Hyde all of a sudden 😅😂🤣

[@KonigGustavAdolph]

Had to tap out after you mocked that Hero of the House of Durin, Balin, Son of Fundin.

[@TurboTopology]

Could be worse. At least he knows about condensation

[@gergelytuskai8103]

I wonder if hassan's viewership numbers would start to plummet, would we witness another boogie-saga?

[@sezcam79]

So does hasan know so little that he doesn't know that he knows nothing?

[@andreassonne8004]

Hassan doesn't like blue whales?! Very strange, as they are the core of his audience 👌🏻😆

[@arklaw8306]

Wisdom is knowing when you know nothing.

[@Ruff40]

Fringy saying that snakes live in urban areas before correcting himself “well maybe not in America” is amazing

[@alsmith9853]

Hasan's success shocks me. He's abrasive, annoying and often steals content. A total hypocrite "socialist in a mansion". Why on earth anyone sends him $$ is beyond me

[@TonyTama]

Huhsahn. his chair has more personality. Edit: Kirsche Verstahl was right. The collective IQ raises when Hasan leaves the room.

[@trashjash]

Spicy fox mentioned, and is right once again.

[@GreytestGrey]

He doesnt even know how to tie his shoes

[@ticktaeck7783]

11:48 I think the main problem was that Berlin the whale was split in two for 28 years

[@steelshanks1265]

Balin, died and was buried in Moria, yes...

[@nick_ashley]

He laughs at police being shot and claims "ACAB" but called his local police department when Sam Hyde called him out

[@davemustang8173]

EFAP: _Watching Hasan react to fish_ Also EFAP: "Did Balin die in Moria?"

[@gagewesterhouse9558]

No, the overwhelming majority of the ocean is unexplored.

[@spinosaurusstriker]

But most of it is empty

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@spinosaurusstriker how do you know it's empty if it is unexplored

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

​@@marcogenovesi8570 Statistics. It would be unreasonable for everything to exist in the places we didn't look.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@ChucksSEADnDEAD Statistics of what, if most is unexplored there is no data for a significant statistic to extrapolate on the parts that are missing

[@christianjensen9174]

The ocean is pretty well explored all things considered

[@RobertMorgan]

I work in a water plant, so daily I'm surrounded by deep water you can't see the bottom of, in large settling basins. I'm not afraid of the water, I'm afraid of those basins when they're EMPTY for servicing, because when full if you were to fall in, you just get wet and swim out. If you fall in when it's empty, you're falling 25ft to SOLID CONCRETE in the equivalent of an empty pool with 30ft high sheer concrete sides, no ladder, and no one might find you until the next day's shift, that's a real fear.

[@AlinaAniretake]

Yeah but concider that Blue whale might've eaten you in water

[@bv_7766]

Balin died trying to colonize Moria and take it back. He got shot with an arrow out by the meramir and died inside Moria. So technically, yes.

[@davidadams3168]

Hasan is my favorite lol cow.

[@AlanGresov]

I am always happy to see people clowning on Hasan.

[@Cipher71]

When Cenk sends us his nephews, he isn't sending us his best.

[@NorthInium]

Everything in Fringys country can kill you so its not like the beach is the most dangerous ^^

[@Rebelnutt]

Water is wet.

[@johnochiltree1170]

Are you trying to trigger rags?

[@BaldorfBreakdowns]

It's certainly not dry.

[@supersuede6493]

...Hasan is shet

[@ViolentMessiah666]

Careful, that could be considered a hot take round this way 😂

[@TonyTama]

Hasan would probably quote some dumb line like "people die if they are killed." And would actually believe he said something profound. (Yes its a fate/stay night quote)

[@TOONYBOY]

Literally no one was surprised to hear Fringy describe the things in Australia's beaches and oceans that might kill you

[@ViolentMessiah666]

Almost like he never had to live a day in the real world & grew up pampered/sheltered from reality 🤔

[@Dreadnaught98]

"That whale will never be ballin!" >he Ballin *spits cereal*

[@LeftCross_]

Oh man this was a treat, thank you for this clip. 🤣

[@justinstoll4955]

WillyMac"s video series on and his debate with Hasan is the best encapsulation of his idiocy.

[@guanglaikangyi6054]

17:31 I lost my shit here. I was looking directly at the first creature when he said "this shit is fucked". Poor little globbo.

[@AyanneCZ]

Wait a freaking second! Mauler, the Tentacle Lord, is afraid of the dark because he knows there's tentacles in it?! I mean I can't blame him, I think so too, but I DON'T CONTROL THOSE TENTACLE CTHULHU MONSTERS!!! 😅

[@kwangsoo515]

He’s only a few million years old and doesn’t like his older siblings picking on him when he visits them.

[@FieldTestedFailure]

Dude should literally be more afraid of Sam Hyde than the ocean.

[@i_liek_bois]

"Ambushed by a platypus" Imagining a platypus suddenly pop around a corner with a knife

[@wilczus222]

Never would've guessed i'd be watching Rags and AVNJ on the same channel xD

[@dudeistpreist5721]

I read "empty heads, no thoughts" like some Chinese martial arts. Or an anime fighting style.

[@dominosdomino9617]

Omg avnjs videos are actually such perfection for a small ish content creator his content is genuinely amazing I’ve been watching him for a few years now

[@willburnett8129]

where were you trained about sharks? On a FARM!?

[@CheapGodiva]

We get the heroes we deserve.

[@mistowasabi5443]

i think i have found a new channel to binge : )

[@groovygrover190]

Some youtuber needs to take Hasan whale watching. Also, I infer he is afraid of his own head, being afraid of large empty spaces.

[@acedetective7280]

The only thing Hasan knows is who makes the best nuggies what dippin’ sauce compliments them.

[@ViolentMessiah666]

I would not take dippin sauce advice from Hasan

[@trintovai8275]

So while watching this, I got a bunch of news notifications about whales attacking boats lol

[@Doughboy1027]

Hassan ... Everybody's favorite champagne socialist. 😂

[@D123-f9k]

That dude owes me a soda. We said “you’re right, you’re not” at the same time after Hasan said “I’m not gonna be eaten by a blue whale” and he didn’t say jinx before I did.

[@abhayprabhu8951]

For the life of me, I just don’t understand how Hassan is considered remotely smart. Clip all of his vids together and all you achieve is a circular argument!

[@FittedSheet2000]

the aneurysm joke was my favorite 😂😂

[@RobertMorgan]

Ever since Fringy educated me on the dangers of cassowaries, I've had legitimate fear of cassowaries, despite living in North America thousands of miles (millions of kilometers) from the closest cassowary.

[@rileyellis5951]

I feel like your conversion rate is a little bit off

[@Elizabelle79]

I do miss Northern Queensland, where the beach warning signs featured crocodiles. People still swam there.

[@SleightlyPersonal]

3:27 Does anyone else see that coral group as a camel smiling at us?

[@PeaceOrUtterDestruction]

I’ve been staring at it for a bit and I’m not sure how it looks like a camel. Maybe I stared too long.

[@wilczus222]

Oh shit, I do see it!

[@incap6038]

I have Thalassophobia And I'm pretty proud that I'm less of a pussy about the ocean than Hasan

[@Coconut-219]

So his intelligence matches his morality?

[@basedggallin4556]

People have lots of irrational fears of the ocean but I've never ever heard someone say they're afraid of being eaten by a blue fucking whale

[@DexLuther]

Wasn't there news stories a few years ago about Orcas suddenly being super aggressive and attacking small boats and breaking and capsizing them? I don't remember them attacking the humans that fell in the water, but they were pissed off about the boats or just trolling.

[@joshuamagruder2241]

Can confirm we have some pretty gnarly fuckin snakes over here in the US. Here in Arizona, the venemous ones like to blend in with the dirt colored everything

[@fancyelk2373]

The ocean is very cool fringy. You’ll never get me to go there though.

[@ziplockcreations2313]

Hell, there's a 0.00001% chance of dying while taking a shit.

[@kimonorising727]

Hassan probably watched The Meg and thought it was a documentary

[@Direwolf13PS3]

Simple response to the guy who said Orca's never hurt people. (in the wild) If they did there wouldn't be anyone alive to talk about it. Its less probable than sharks because Orca's live up north but it is not outright false.

[@Lemon_Inspector]

Yes. Orcas are intelligent enough to get rid of the witnesses. Most of the time they just hire sharks to do the dirty work, though.

[@Naren25]

I love watching three cartoons giggle like idiots at an empty chair

[@Killer_Tortoise]

8,000 kilometers below the surface would put that whale in space on the other side of the planet... Maybe that's the whale from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...

[@rosskwolfe]

11:21 Its weirder that you dont know what Baleen is. That was something I learned in Kindergarten.