Madame Web's Incompetent Marketing | EFAP Highlight

[@arklaw8306]

The spiders foresaw her coming, but spiders can't talk so nobody knew.

[@hope-cat4894]

This movie was the true reason that spider killed itself on Mauler's fan. 🕷 🕸 💐

[@MelGibsonFan]

Cassandra Spiders.

[@trevorsalamander8711]

Spiders after we complain to them not telling us: “What do you want from me?”

[@kasaibouF29]

John Adams did not see this coming 😭

[@skarlock5257]

The spiders! They're spelling something out in their webs, they're trying to tell us something! They say.... D... R... I... N... K? Drink! P... E... P... S... Um, yeah... To hell with the spiders.

[@mariokarter13]

Dakota Johnson: I don't think I'm right for this part, I'm only 34. Her Agent: You're a woman in Hollywood, that makes you closer to 64.

[@kickrobotsintheballs5840]

Rock: i'm immortal!

[@grandarkfang_1482]

The way the thumbnail looks, it's as if Eminem summoned Madame Cassandra Webb as his Persona/Stand.

[@Malum09]

What’s the name of Em's stand?

[@lcolson91]

​@@Malum09Slim Shady...........I don't know his catalog well

[@Malum09]

@@lcolson91 let’s call his Stand… Stan

[@MediumRareOpinions]

​@@lcolson91ah but the stands usually resemble but are legally distinct from their inspiration. So it would be Slender Shadow or something along those lines surely?

[@grandarkfang_1482]

That's what the localized name would be. ​@@MediumRareOpinions

[@LouiseBelcher69]

My mom died because she was researching radioactive cringe in the jungle of Cleveland Ohio

[@ScumSookar]

"Cleveland" "Jungle" Heh.

[@ab-gail]

“Come on down to Cleveland town everyone!”

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

🎶 _"Cleveland, still somehow better than Detroit!"_ 🎶

[@Mantis42]

im sorry for your lots

[@brandonm1708]

Rags was in the Amazon ruining Grandma while she was researching spider milk right before she died

[@Dan-gs3kg]

She took the knot

[@bloodrunsclear]

Suggested Thanos Ocean Spray flavors -Purple Galaxy Destroyer -Baja Snap -Perfectly Hydrated (as all things should be)

[@Garrus1995]

Madame Web is the kind of film where I have to genuinely ask “Why does this exist? Who was asking for this? Who thought this would be a good idea?”

[@Laneous14]

Its all about embezzling and skimming the money. Its all a scam

[@kenthefele113]

In the words of the Mr. Crabs: “Hello, I like money!”

[@dimas3829]

From the creators of Morbius

[@zaleost]

The simple answer is Sony executives seeing how well the MCU did and trying to cash in on that using the only Marvel characters they have exclusive (film) ownership of, that being those from the Spiderman franchise. But ignoring that or not caring about the fact that a lot of them are not really suitable as heroes or protagonists of their own stories. (as well as just picking terrible directors and writers on top of that)

[@ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917]

Yes, yes, and yes.

[@DaGrubb97]

At first, I was like "Oh it's just typical poor marketing. There's nothing too terrible here." And then the fucking Ocean Spray bottle came up and I freaking lost it

[@markiangooley]

Ocean’s Prey!

[@Dan-gs3kg]

​@@markiangooleyas salty, and bacteria ridden as the real stuff

[@clearspira]

Deadpool 3 isn't saving anything. Oh, it'll make money off the backs of the two returning Fox characters that they have in it, but just FEAST your eyes on everything else that Marvel and Sony are putting out right now. One possibly good movie is not enough to reverse the encroaching cancer that we are witnessing. Superhero movies need to go away for a decade to let the bad taste leave our mouths before any goodwill can return.

[@KenLinx]

For real. The second I saw the TVA agents, I officially checked out. They look so amateurish. Their costumes are some of the worst party city crap I've ever seen.

[@blackosprey2219]

​@@KenLinxCue the "It's supposed to look bad!" defenses.

[@nhagan001]

I think people should seriously question whether even the power of Ryan Reynolds would allow him to make the type of movie that was “Deadpool” levels. I keep feeling more and more with this movie that we will get a “PG” version of his character.

[@fr0ck360]

Toho proved that kinda work with 10 year hiatus after Godzilla Final Wars flopped

[@nhagan001]

@@fr0ck360 If you were referring to Godzilla Minus One, and not the 2014 Godzilla movie with Bryan Cranston, then this argument would hold water. Godzilla Minus One is what it looks like when you FINALLY learn the lesson in a Godzilla movie "Hey, we keep putting humans in these Godzilla movies... maybe we can give them a good story too!" If we never go back to the previous era of "it's a Godzilla movie, of course the human story should be crap!", I couldn't be happier.

[@HectorLopez0217]

To the Madamcopter 🚁 💥

[@lordofthepizzapie9319]

To the HindenMadam! 🎈💥

[@acedetective7280]

OH MY GOD! HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS!?

[@viddykhaos2896]

Funnily enough, I know the language the people are speaking in that video and exactly where that theater is - I have family who are likely less than half an hour from it. So strange, I never understand why they would market it there as no one would care for or understand this film. 😂

[@Dan-gs3kg]

​​@@viddykhaos2896any attention is good attention. And labor theory of value, more money means more like go up.

[@somethingguy912]

Seriously, the madamcopter is almost as goofy a concept as the 'Petercopter' was, and that was supposed to be a joke!

[@OutOfControl-y8u]

If Sweeney had just been cosplaying in her Spider Suit for no reason the whole movie this thing makes a billion $$$'s

[@GloriousReign]

Facts 💯. They could have took 2 million got her a acting and choreography coach. Ditch everybody else the movie would make bank.she pretty much just be spider Gwen

[@amusingmoose9924]

You mean birthday suit, right?

[@woodwyrm]

Sydney and her Sweeneys ^^

[@Ravenscroft82]

Of all the characters in the Spiderman universe that could have inspired a film, I would NEVER have guessed they'd pick Madam Web, an elderly blind psychic who was, at best, a supporting character in selected stories. If you are hellbent on featuring female characters, here's a short list of MUCH more appealing ones to draw from; Black Cat, Silver Sable, ANY of the REAL Spiderwomen, i.e. Jessica Drew, Julia Carpenter, Mattie Franklin. Heck, even White Rabbit would have more appeal! (shakes head)

[@Malum09]

I’m surprised they haven’t tried to make a Live Action spider-gwen movie or even a Mayday Parker one considering her run was pretty popular.

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

Sony makes way more money off of merchandise sales and such, so my guess is they don’t want to touch anything that they could ruin the reputation of. Both Morbius and Madam Web are pretty low tier while Venom can’t really be hurt (he’s just got that big as an icon). Spidergwen sells like hot cakes because of Spiderverse so I assume they want to boost lesser known IP to sell those

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

Julia Carpenter was a NO BRAINER. Just make a film about her, maybe featuring a team up or two.

[@Laneous14]

I mean don't they have the rights to Spider Gwen?

[@sadeknight9112]

Comic accurate Silk would make a fortune

[@JoeSyxpack]

You know who looks almost exactly like Madame Web is typically drawn? Linda Hamilton. Sit her in a chair, put glasses on her and feed her lines.

[@Ceyx000]

That would have been a good casting, and they could have stuck to the actual "Madame Web" origin/backstory

[@Dan-gs3kg]

They used Microsoft Sam, make Steven Hawkins

[@hambonejamboree7750]

I sometimes feel sorry for people whose job it is to market things that are clearly terrible. But then I remember they’re all dead eyed, soulless, amoral husks and I get over it pretty quickly.

[@alexmaverick6647]

Yeah it’s a bit of a stretch to call people who make trailers “amoral husks” lol. They just do what they can with what they’re given.

[@redrum47]

Like most any other job

[@hambonejamboree7750]

@@alexmaverick6647 You’re not wrong, almost as if it was tongue-in-cheek.

[@tolkienist7905]

They CGI'd Sydney Sweeney's chest to be as flat as possible, yet didn't bother trying to CG in Dakota Johnson an actual human personality or more than one facial expression.

[@Fujtajblus]

Nope, just a tape and loosely fitting ugly shirt. Also a bit of an advice, many girls with great chest often conceal it with clothes this way once they get tired of everyone staring and commenting on it. So if you see a girl in a sweater, there is a chance she is packing beneath it :D

[@VerilyViscous]

I would like to apologize to Japan for this, as this is the worst thing we've ever done to them since the Ocean Spray incident.

[@The_child-catcher]

​@@Fujtajblusthey do use CGI to get rid of women's chest, though this movie probably didn't have the budget for it. They did it to Bryce Dallas Howard in that argyle movie.

[@SailorGreen]

​@Fujtajblus lol that woman has no shame regarding her breast, and she shouldn't, not because of puritans nor because of pervert.

[@giulizpaviz6381]

I swear, Dakota Johnson have the charisma of a carton box. She doesn't make me feel annoyed or amused, just empty like I'm looking at a white wall

[@Nexus_Hives]

Quick to the Webcopter.

[@Dan-gs3kg]

The flapping curtains

[@fleebogazeezig6642]

That Madame Web helicopter and the fact it is from India reminds me of this one video I saw where some Indian guy was testing out a shoddy homemade helicopter and while prepping for liftoff the back rotor came off and killed him. An apt description for the movie.

[@KeytarArgonian]

This is a movie about a man haunted by his murderers in his dreams for 35 years, and doing whatever he can to stop them and save himself. Also he doesn’t age in those 35+ years.

[@SailorGreen]

Because spiders

[@deterlanglytone]

Oddly, still not as bad as Turn off the dark with the Spider/Woman who wanted to fuck Peter. And wanted lots of shoes. @@SailorGreen

[@mikeoxlong1395]

He beat THE WALL!

[@lionsmanestudios556]

As someone who works in marketing, ads can be valued in either direct lead conversion or brand exposure, with the latter being less tangible but extremely effective if you can wedge your brand or product into social commentary and grow word-of-mouth organically. Times Square might seem like a small, localized write off, but it’s a major global tourist hub in one of the world’s most prolific cities with millions of international visitors. Those visitors have cell phones that record and share videos to other countries, etc… And as far as that 3D billboard goes, that has a novelty aspect factored into it, so it’s layered. But as far as the Indian Webcopter goes, I’ll be legit f*cked if I know what brain trust exec came up with that wet fart of a campaign.

[@TheBigHatLegion]

Mauler gently warning us about this movie is better marketing than Sony did

[@HyoureiKyouran]

Good to see the Thanos-Copter getting some recognition.

[@spnked9516]

I'll throw my two cents in regarding marketing. My job isn't with marketing, specifically, but with organizational management, and in my experience, next to upper management and HR, the marketing departments of larger companies tend to be the most unhinged and disconnected. The best way I can put it is that they hyper focus on retaining "conscious real estate" at all costs - basically the mentality of "any press is good press" taken to a logical extreme. Their goal isn't so much to sell you something as it is to keep PRODUCT at top of mind. To illustrate why they do this just look at something like Raid Shadow Legends - or any bigger free-to-play game, really. They plaster it everywhere to keep it present in your mind to some degree or another. The idea behind this is that, when bored, a consumer will idly consume your product in a bid to kill some time. The obvious downside to this marketing strategy is that it's catastrophically expensive and you, as the market, have no control or influence over consumer perception of your product. However, many marketing departments seemingly don't care about either of these, opting to measure success through twitter traffic on a given day.

[@FromTheCairoOffice]

I like the way you describe your marketing department as "unhinged."😅

[@Aidan_2099]

Her web connects them all

[@johnkohl762]

It's webbing time

[@IamaCosmonaut]

Madame Webb/Morbius crossover when?

[@ChucksSEADnDEAD]

Webbillions must watch.

[@FIYPProductions]

“You might get hungry, because you lost your other hobby.” Was such a good joke and caught me off guard

[@DarkPrzemq]

After seeing marketing of Madame Web I mostly feel utter confusement, that someone thought it would be a good idea.

[@keYserSOze2008]

*confusion

[@hope-cat4894]

​@@keYserSOze2008Somehow, that word still works. This film is utter confusement.

[@alexman378]

Should’ve hired Ryan Reynolds to market it. 😂

[@NikoJr.]

A spider-person being able to see the future... Was Jay on the writing team for this movie?

[@demod2080]

The Psychic Spiders find her powers absurd

[@mikeoxlong1395]

They are displeased by the appropriation of their Psychic Spider culture. She makes the Don sad.

[@omarimus2260]

Guys...Interest in Madame Web is at an all time low quickly bring out the malfunctioning custom Madame Web helicopter and put it outside and Indian Cinema!

[@jaybojones3473]

The best advertising was the man beating off to Sydney Sweeney while watching this movie.

[@Ceyx000]

"DSP NO!"

[@jp5394]

He's probably the reason they won't allow the Dune popcorn buckets in those screenings anymore

[@phuqutoob-pf7pb]

When Rags made his Dune popcorn joke he in a way said "reach in and grab my Teacher of Young Men"

[@AsperTheGhost]

Can't believe no one made the joke that people would get a little 'spicey' with the bucket.

[@Sharicite]

​@@AsperTheGhost"the spice must flow"

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

@@Sharicite apple pie spice or pumpkin pie spice?

[@Dan-gs3kg]

​@@jackalenterprisesofohiocream pie spice

[@EpicJasonX9000]

that Dune popcorn bucket honestly looks more like something they would of promoted for Tremors.

[@kiofea]

Dakota Johnson naming the Tom Holland Spider-man movies was almost brilliant. Here He Comes, And He's Back, but then The Goblet of Spider-man? Would've been genius to finish with Now He's Gone.

[@smergthedargon8974]

But then she turned it around with "The Goblet of Man"

[@TheAdarkerglow]

Looking at the Artistic Posters for the film, I can't help but be reminded of the old 80s painted posters and VHS Box art; sometimes better than the movie itself! And it makes me think, could that be part of why we don't see such artistic advertisements anymore? The way I figure it could go is that people started to not trust the posters or box art, and probably still don't with the streaming mockbusters, so industry standard is to show people who is in the film and some appropriate set dressing for the franchise, so people won't confuse it with a knock off or doubt who they'll be seeing in theater. Which is a real shame, those posters were great.

[@loki_l_1380]

Thank you for making all of these clips for us Wolf. :)

[@theabsolutetrashman3708]

Lads I'll be real, I didn't even know about this movie until I saw Drinker's review on it. I kinda lost track of anything movie related around the time Ashoka was making the rounds...

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

60+ million dollar marketing budget... money laundering?

[@Dan-gs3kg]

Large nose on the headline actress

[@thuglifebear5256]

The marketing is doing what it's supposed to: its making Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, and Isabella Moner appear smart and sympathetic.

[@sinnerssoul302]

The groups genuine bewilderment of the Madame Web helicopter is so hilarious

[@Ceyx000]

Cant wait for "Spooder-man at Web's End"

[@ryanstinkler4451]

Lol. Longman's "clips" are 50 minutes.

[@kianrodriguez4455]

Why do the Madame Web posters remind me of the Wandavision posters

[@TheLastSoundNL]

15:08 I CAN SEE THE FUUUUTUUUUUURE!!!

[@unnf9971]

Johnson is a nepo baby? So that's how she still has a somewhat career.

[@FromTheCairoOffice]

Her father is Don Johnson and her mother is Melanie Griffith.

[@JasonNaas]

​@@FromTheCairoOffice And her grandmother is Tippi Hedren

[@teenybopper598]

The thumbnail is too good I'll never be able to see that picture of Eminem the same ever again 😂😅😭

[@sognurT]

Researching spiders before i die is my one joy

[@bad-people6510]

Ironically the only people who couldn't see what the future held for this film were the people who made it.

[@FromTheCairoOffice]

4:19 WME - William Morris Endeavor, a talent agency; 🎬 CAA- Creative Artists Agency 🎬

[@alexlee4154]

Im pretty sure i remember people saying she was deliberately sounding slightly sarcastic in 50 shades so i believe she did it on purpose

[@kasaibouF29]

Godzilla Minus One's Marketing: A truck hauling a Godzilla statue down the streets of Tokyo for all to see. Madame Web's Marketing: A grounded helicopter.

[@MrNinjaBurger]

Not sure if you take requests, but rags nearly dying to Ocean Man and Ackbar on efap 50 part 3 is pretty great

[@IamaCosmonaut]

I didn't know that Deadpool & Wolverine exists...

[@KrokPanther]

My brother showed me the trailer for this movie back when it first showed and I thought he was kidding at first but he ended up being extremely excited...

[@Zero-no5vf]

Curiosity: The supposed mass influx of "Weebs" to Japan is fake. Just considering the difficult it is to move to Japan, making this mass influx impossible ( at least until now, subject to change because of new immigration laws), the only time that is more frequent is during relevant events with tourism, that is the time the industry wants people to come and spent money.

[@alexmaverick6647]

Alright, weeb.

[@SFTaYZa]

Japan isn't D I V E R S E enough

[@Dan-gs3kg]

Just close the lizard embassy

[@Theendman42]

Madame Web made me enlightened! I smell colors and see sounds now! It's riveting!

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

I too see sounds, mostly because I own vinyl records. Fun fact CED is a vinyl record for tv.

[@Nokaret]

They should have totally put Thanos on an Ocean Spray bottle, and sold it -50%

[@mateuszmarciniak2828]

20:42 - The Dune Popcorn Bucket

[@ReformedSauron]

21:27 😂😅

[@SuperfieldCrUn]

Cranberry Red sounds less like a superhero and more like a Strawberry Shortcake character.

[@scottphillips6005]

9:43 That's AI generated. Look at the collar and how the two sides don't match. Her neck is also not pressing as much on one side as it should, and the shadow on her next is too strong considering the brightness and direction of the lights. Also, the hair. I don't gamble, but if I did I would bet money that image is AI generated then edited.

[@Ginger_bit]

If the trailer for a film (the thing used to advertise the film) had scenes that were not in the film, would that not be the literal definition of false advertising?

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Not necessarily per say, if the company could show proof that the trailer was produced before the completed "master copy" they could technically say that since they did techincally film whatever, BEFORE the completed copy, they were not technically lying. Kinda like making dinner menus for a certian Valentine's day themed dinner at a certain Garden State Grill in North Carolina near Dun (more or less) that "advertised" a "your choice of vegetable" in the description of the entreés but only having asparagus available. As long I would think they had proof that they did in fact have vegegtable options available, but something happened to change the so-called "advertisment" to not be techincally true after the fact, they might not get charged. Of course I am not really a lawyer, but I am unlicensed to be one, so theoretically I am an unlicensed lawyer* (*in the sense that everyone is.)

[@Ginger_bit]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio legally, sure... Realistically, a need to prove such a thing should'nt've been needed in the first place. At the end of the day, a piece of advertising promised you something that was not actually being sold when the advertiser should be responsible, if not legally then socially, for making sure the content of its adverts faithfully represents the product it depicts. No matter how you spin it, the ad did not faithfully depict the movie, and this is a *bad* thing.

[@mightquinnable]

Is it wrong that I thing it’s cute how lost Johnson is in these interviews😂

[@mediocrestreams3284]

Cranberry red vs. Diabeeto

[@mariokarter13]

Good to see Anastasia Steele bouncing back after the divorce.

[@CrossGuardMania]

honestly cant believe you guys didn't see the chat at the time, the chat was making up funny af spider man movie title names, the chats titles made me laugh so hard to the point i was in tears, same thing happened years ago when chat was combining the jared genesis name with star wars titles 🤣

[@heskymarky]

GUYS PLEASE TELL MADAME WEB WHAT YOU WANT FROM HER SHE'S ASKED IN EVERY BIT OF PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL

[@RagnarokiaNG]

Things like that helicopter can only be explained as money laundering at this point.

[@KazemaruTenkai]

21:19 they were worried about people with taste coming into their movie.

[@marduk1734]

There you are being in Amazon, researching spiders (milk), and all of the sudden you are Sweeney's booba. You didn't ask for this, you didn't chose this, and neither the Gypsy Cru... sorry, I mean Ezekiel (not Miguel).

[@MelGibsonFan]

It’s Madamin time!

[@garetjax19]

How to advertise our movie? I know! Lets put our hero costume reveal, onto a product that's usually used by our target demographic, to relieve the symptoms of a painful UTI. Peace All

[@hypnobraicracksalesman3028]

We need to make madame web Canon to the MCU

[@boanoah6362]

One thing I will give Dakota is that she plays Madama Web perfectly, she's as bland and unlikeable as she is in the comics, it's crazy to me that everyone disliked her acting. There's never been a more faithful depiction than this.

[@DbonnRP]

so when are we getting the next one

[@KeytarArgonian]

I’m assuming the MySpace reference is a 2003 reference.

[@bloodrunsclear]

The theater marquee for Madame Webb was an empty chair. Really, an empty chair next to a poster. How apropos.

[@nananamamana3591]

Dakota is Anna (ThatStarWarsGirl) on every level, simply scaled up.

[@mac1991seth]

The only opposite/antonym to "hype" that comes to my mind is "temper your expectations". My initial thought was "blueballing" but that would imply there was hype to begin with.

[@SuperMegaGaelourde]

I had to comment this somewhere. Before this vid played, a Tik tok ad played for their cooking vids. It was a brick of ramen. Mayo. Two slices of lunch meat. More mayo. Another brick of ramen. More mayo. In that order, and they called it a sandwich. And TASTY. Is this just Gen Alpha humor that I don't get? Wtf is this? Is this legit? How? Why? Dear God what's happening to us?

[@Dan-gs3kg]

Age of Bronze, an age of ennui, giddiness, decadence, and hedonism. Think of smashing pots and tearing down cities just to feel anything.

[@SuperMegaGaelourde]

@@Dan-gs3kg So we're Romans. Nah I'm too Celtic to be a Roman, this has to be a simulation gimme outta here.

[@FromTheCairoOffice]

This is quite a hilarious post. You should think about writing ✍️ comedy. Seriously 😅

[@megamike15]

i never seen a trailer that out right lied about what genere a movie is this isnt a super hero movie they never become super heroes in the film.

[@sparco956]

Stop right there, crime.

[@italyspit5192]

Anyone know where the actress made the Madame web rhyme in her story?

[@paulwade4058]

Psp came out in 2005, madame web set in 2003. Why is psp in the film (black guy on train) and in the marketing materials.

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Because he is most likely black colored or for our "friends" in Britain, Because he be the colour of black, gov'ner.

[@ArtemisKing2468]

Holy. Mother. Of GOD!! You wanna know one thing that makes this movie SO much worse. The main theme of Madam Web is just a cheap copy of the main theme of Insomniac's Spider-Man (2018). And by cheap copy, I mean a copy that's cheap. It is the same key signature, same basic structure, and same basic orchestration. Literally, the only difference is that a few notes are missing here and there. Dude, why?

[@RM_VFX]

I could swear I heard Rags say "DaCovid Johnson"

[@eviscerations]

Points of contention: on the live stream it was mentioned the cranberry juice was from Japan - the kanji on the Ocean Spray bottle is Chinese, not Japanese. Without knowledge of the language, you can tell because of the lack of hiragana and katakana. Or you could point your phone at it and run google lens and see for yourself. Also, in Brazil (where the Amazon is) they speak Portuguese, not Spanish

[@ScumSookar]

Asianic moon runes, that's all that matters.

[@leriava]

I believe they said it's the Peruvian Amazon. The Amazon forest encompasses 7 countries if I'm not mistaken.

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

No one cares

[@dragonknightleader1]

​@@leriava "Protecting the rainforest is totally gay!"

[@sognurT]

Don't need spider powers to see where this goes 🕷️🕸️

[@Angrenost02]

I the coming years a lot of NDA's are going to expire. I can't wait for that to happen so we'll get to learn how bad it is behind the scenes.

[@dumbelton]

Spider venom granted her the power to strike evil men with her car- few super her-ones have this power in Marvel movies.

[@Resijew]

The marketing for madam web is the only thing that brings me joy in life

[@deadschooled]

It’s gonna make a Webillion dollars

[@lyrebird5982]

madam Web remembers the six webillion

[@TrenchMan93]

Why does this movie exist?

[@Ceyx000]

Money laundering and tax evasion purposes.

[@Dan-gs3kg]

They must milk every IP they have too

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

_"Cranberry Red is the only Superhero that brings joy to my life"_ -Sir John HitlarBaggons.

[@dennyawright21]

The reason Dakota is so deadpan is because her dialogue is so ridiculous. 😂

[@ViolentMessiah666]

Smh, everything about this film just makes me laugh & ask "why?"

[@stellviahohenheim]

They employed dumb and dumber as the team to make this movie

[@fredflux2738]

Ah the beauty that is the modern machine. This reminds me of early digital technology: loud marketing, ugly bright colors with no synergy, and clunky/incompetent interface access modern tech.

[@bilbobaggins2899]

Ocean spray, take me by the big gay.

[@neocortex2043]

She makes the stop sign, because on weekends she is a policeman, controlling crossroad traffic

[@Arcodus]

Always love me some EFAPpage!

[@anthonysaylor8120]

Wolf, they NEED to watch Morbius - if for no other reason to see how much of a step DOWN this film was

[@Dan-gs3kg]

Oh no

[@solidshake12]

WhAt If YoU cOuLd SeE tHe FuTuRe?