Elden Ring but I’m a Degenerate

[@Pongsifu]

Simply become the maiden.

[@hiccup3.14]

Won't torrent be confused?

[@Gaiot1]

Stonks

[@WiseOwl_1408]

Interesting method

[@aliekexie8467]

What a Tim thing to do.

[@QgHs]

you are the best maiden

[@bluecloud4652]

There better be a part 2, I'd love to see more maidenless behaviour

[@AnotherSeeker]

start liking this comment so he knows we all mean it.

[@shouldhavegonetospecsavers]

I'm more excited to see about this festival. I have a good feeling about this one

[@viper7454]

OMG A BRI’ISH GET OUTTA HERE YA BLOODY WANKA.

[@richardromaine8639]

H left a cliffhanger so this us def gonna be a series

[@matthewmccoy7437]

“finger maidens? they’re called lesbians where i come from” that has to be the funniest thing i’ve heard all week. take this sub.

[@burnttoast4]

“465 LiKeS aNd No CoMmEnTs? lEt mE fIx ThAt” -🤓

[@5orgen51]

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a dinosaur? A lickalottapuss!

[@BeefMeisterSupreme]

@@burnttoast4 well, we are what we hate.

[@TheSylfaein]

"Thou can be a finger maiden...or be fingering a maiden. Choose your destiny!"

[@ravenstrongwinds6777]

As a lesbian, I approve of being called a Finger Maiden

[@snuggery6486]

Pongsifu: "Cheesed to meet you?" Giant rat: "...and I took that personally."

[@doihavetobeg]

Should've just said "Rats..."

[@feedarman4888]

@@doihavetobeg we're rats...

[@kevinlawrence7289]

Best comment👑

[@TheSylfaein]

@@doihavetobeg Like..."Cong Rats"?

[@TheSkulleh]

the phrase "bottom surgery" with the accompanying imagery of a blacksmith performing corrections with a hammer is one of the most glorious things I've ever witnessed.

[@lululumacat]

ikr lol

[@bachaddict]

I found it as a gif on reddit, came here for context and laughed for a solid minute from that joke

[@tomhodges1552]

Ar-tist!

[@slayeroffurries1115]

"Elden Ring, but I'm a degenerate" You're *aways* a degenerate, Pongsifu

[@stechuskaktus3577]

We all are....

[@mastercheif259]

Always have been…

[@moose9982]

Always will be...

[@kyrohowe3156]

Forever more

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Don't we all?

[@ik-y]

Make a woman, still maidenless. There's just no escaping reality

[@nodeberiaestaraqui93]

Not even in 2D, huh

[@stanfordfeynman2796]

Unfortunately, even as a lesbian, thou art maidenless

[@sindrebre]

Just got the game this Friday. Can't believe iv'e been doing bosses with a fucking debuff smh.

[@Pongsifu]

This video will now serve as a PSA

[@mmsL125]

I completed her questline before I figured out what it did

[@Kronos0999]

A debuff worth a 1000 deaths. Pretty soon you will miss her debuff because those hugs aren't unlimited; that's all I'll say.

[@portalmanHUN]

It's like 5 health.

[@mmsL125]

@@portalmanHUN I believe it’s one point of vigor

[@magicalgirl1296]

That fucking edit with the Kenshi HUD over Caelid is just a bit too perfect.

[@skag4696]

ITS SO GOOOOOOOOD

[@zakifahmidwiputra8773]

the amount of editing and your humor is right up my alley for god sakes why I just found your channel recently

[@funinscale2892]

i envy you, getting to discover all of pongsifus videos for the first time

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

It actually is the most underrated channel on this site

[@echodelta2172]

@@funinscale2892 He's got such a goldmine of videos now, too.

[@zakifahmidwiputra8773]

This channel need to blow out ngl

[@Lazarus7000]

Well look at it this way, now you have a backlog of stuff to watch whenever you want!

[@XPr0d1gyzxGh0stzX]

"I'm gonna put a elden ring on that finger baby" How little you know

[@XPr0d1gyzxGh0stzX]

Wait we're getting a part 2 right

[@Pongsifu]

Yeh

[@Axindoor]

The debuff that Ranni gives you is crippling depression at the end of her quest, with a glimmer of hope

[@synphilia4776]

that debuff doesn't stack right? cuz if it does I'm in for some TurboDepression

[@m.p4603]

@@synphilia4776 no, just use the goddamn item

[@bruh-uw6xj]

@@m.p4603 what’s the name of the item?

[@someoneschannel7757]

@@bruh-uw6xj rope

[@nootnoobnoot9484]

​@@bruh-uw6xj I'm guessing therapy?

[@alexandersong5753]

11:07 bro predicted it, you can actually marry Ranni if you complete her questline

[@shaku4713]

Always got me cracking up. Hope there's a part two!

[@majilliscath9739]

The amount of humor packed into just 6:27 has made Pongsifu among my top 3 favorite KZbinrs

[@georgelopes4589]

Since this game seems to have no end, I’m hoping for a part infinity.

[@Solyssey]

I expected Pong to just end it at Fia giving a never ending stream of Std hugs and that would be the video

[@mmsL125]

Try motor, boat

[@happyestus6688]

I'd give 5% of my life essence for no-questions-asked hugs. I'm a proud red box down arrow holder.

[@mrmateusz5188]

Its only 5%? I thought its more

[@koreanjesus738]

completed the game without even knowing i had a debuff🗿

[@MaztRPwn]

I held on that for a third of my game bcuz I forgot about it. Then I had to get that 5% back to beat Astel and get through Siofra. But by the time I wanted more mommy hugs because Volcano Mano and Altus hurt my feelings Fia killed D and went to the Deeproot Depths. 😂😂

[@k3salieri]

I love that we both came to the same joke when she said: "Finger Maidens."

[@UltravioletNomad]

Get ass kicked Hug mommy for support Finally transition Learn to ask for help from others Come back marginally stronger Get kidnapped Bleed to death Find new weapon Succeed with friends and preparation What a journey

[@Cadrieldur]

04:48 *Gatekeeper Gostoc* the NPC that advises you to avoid entering the Stormveil Castle using the main gate because he says it's tightly guarded. He's the one that traps you in this dark room. On top of that, every time you die in Stormveil he actually gets 30% of your runes for himself. Killing him rewards all those runes back. When you reach the site of grace right after you meet him, look to your left on top of a small edge. He's waiting for you to go in.

[@Гпник-д3ч]

I've been waiting for Pongsifu's take on this game. Can't wait for more. Hell yeah brother. ❤️👍🏻

[@echodelta2172]

I always wait for his take and Dunkey's

[@YourStonedSavior]

this was a good laugh, captures the experience of Elden Ring wonderfully

[@ngastakvakis4425]

The small edits were AMAZING my guy, especially the kenshi and "lord of all that is golden" ones, bravo!

[@halietmucus851]

This is the third time I watch this and realize when the "praise the moon" part is the Renna's ass lmao

[@nachirouh6795]

7:19 I need an extended version of that part lmao

[@memeconni553ur3]

I need the source

[@wyvernn11]

@@memeconni553ur3 what is the source

[@egg3921]

@@wyvernn11 artist is ytrall

[@gammaman9793]

Was just thinking „When will Pongsifu make a video on this game?“ when the notification rolled in Nice one, man

[@WolfHreda]

"I am actually good at video games." -Pongsifu, 2022, literally steps away from the single most obnoxious bullshit enemy in the game.

[@couchmaster3773]

That's what I thought too, until I fought the invisible assassins on the way to Malenia. Seriously, I think they were worse than her.

[@pistol0grip0pump]

I've been waiting, looking forward to this, perfection.

[@siegward7345]

0:05 My man you called it even without knowing !

[@jordanbordwell7834]

this is my first time watching you. Love the editing, and your sense of humor so much.

[@emprahtherocket8175]

1:13 Hugh neutron simply saying, "Oh, Elden Ring", and then proceeding to jump down like Margit does is brilliant.

[@calebcaldwell1101]

I say this out loud every time I boot my PC and will probably be single soon

[@DiegoTan66]

As always, amazing editing Pongsifu. I love your videos, their quality and the work you put into them. Made me laugh more than once, thank you and can't wait for another!

[@TheEnergizingbunny]

4:54 Just hearing Pongsifu say what he said and then the dramatic cut to the sounds muffled on the other side...

[@brokenbiscuit3609]

"Elden Ring, made by the devs who made a very similar game, Armored Core" *WELL.....*

[@ColonelCluster]

Underrated channel like for real ! this is the funniest videos I've seen in a while

[@culpinha]

1:18 pong predicted the dlc from the beginning

[@Hifuutorian]

That bottom surgery joke was really fucking good, lmao.

[@wiiblewobble]

11:05 you don’t know how right you are about that ending

[@rayduenglish]

in dire need of part 2

[@Kronos0999]

Pong, I know you only upload because you like doing it, so I just want to say I *LIKE* watching your content as well. I'm a new sub, but I've seen all your videos at least 2x already. Thank you for making content; people like you remind me why KZbin used to great.

[@Kronos0999]

And that other guy is very cool too, the one you play Nioh and Baldur's Gate and DOS with.

[@Idols__]

“Invaded by Millicent…….. You look like a dork!” Cuts* “MILLICENT WHY”

[@AnotherSeeker]

I was already grinning ear to ear and then the blurring of the hand touching cracked me and I paused laughing to like comment and subscribe.

[@LAZROP]

"Coveted Quadruple hand Gawk Gawk 5000 ~ Witch Dome" You actually convinced me to do Ranni's questline with this uhhh professional and brilliant phrasing. ;)

[@Kronos0999]

The video I'm most looking forward to from you is DOS2 with the other dude you play multiplayer games with. I love watching you two mess about. I've watched your Nioh 2, Baldur's Gate 3, and DOS1 videos so many times now I can recite them off by heart.

[@richardcheese4680]

Accidentally equipping your shield is a life style. Keep on grinding king!

[@leandrotarsia7212]

"Finger maidens? They're called lesbians where I came from." Subscribed.

[@anonymousragnarok_2272]

Can't wait for the next part man. Thanks for the video.

[@marinescu0511]

I love the thought of you and your bud enjoying the festival together :)

[@JayMMecra]

4:56 I love how you edited that, just perfect.

[@michaelfawaz6483]

3:15 is how I feel every time I have to pass through Caelid, especially if I have to go near those damn T Rex dogs kaiju crow monsters oh and let’s not forget the Iron Maiden’s

[@UnwantedSteel]

Why need maiden’s when pongsifu is all the maiden you need

[@ChronosLegionnaire]

2:37 it took me an embarrassing amount of rewatches to finally understand what he meant by this.

[@Mykahaia]

I knew this was going to happen...i gotta finish the game before watching this but already gave the like... You OWE us though the Bloodborn and Dark Souls playthroughs...

[@Pongsifu]

I"m the only person left that hasn't played Bloodborne because I'm stubbornly waiting for a 60FPS port.

[@TheFeri]

@@Pongsifu nah dude I'm waiting for hte PC version... and that's more impossible than the 60 fps version

[@cryomaniac3217]

@@TheFeri PC port ain't happening any time soon unfortunately. Unless...

[@shorewall]

@@TheFeri For real. Bloodborne and Fable 2, as well as a decent baseball game, are my dream games for PC.

[@TheFeri]

@@cryomaniac3217 I know... We'll get a working PS4 emulator sooner than an official PC port...

[@FoxYinnyy]

I've been waiting for this. Pongshifu makes my day soo much better♥️

[@cavey1082]

you had me at "cheesed to meet you" I'm subbing right away

[@mannyR8]

I can't even begin to explain how entertaining your content is

[@E_Bats]

I have 50 hours in this game and it was a Pongsifu video that showed me what was causing that godamn debuff all this time. As always, kudos to you, sir. Please tell me a Part 2 is coming!

[@godqueensadie]

I learned it from Fia's dialogue cuz like the 3rd thing she does it say she'll take your health and asks for consent lol

[@Giovanni6501]

Mad I just found this channel and you only have 300k? My guy, I shall see you at the millions.

[@r30413]

5:50 obligatory "that's what she said" moment ;D

[@marcelovinicius3386]

looking back at this video i'm surprised someone remembered armored core existed before they announced armored core 6

[@jacobarnold3627]

That shout out to Armored Core was great, love that series. Great video!

[@neogranzong]

My man, let's pray for the leaks to be real.

[@jacobarnold3627]

@@neogranzong Agreed, I want a new, good entry in the series so bad

[@I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity]

@@neogranzong Leaks? You mean the interview from 2017 where they didn't confirm anything and the extremely sketchy screenshots with a gazillion filters on top?

[@anindustryplant7449]

“WHY DOES IT KNOW BLADE COMBAT?!” @ the lion w the sword attached to its forearm took me tf out because why did I never even think of that

[@quint3ssent1a]

Sifu's constant "I'm actually good at videogames, even if it does look that I'm not" gives some uncanny Jolly Wangcore's vibes.

[@DavidMonoliso]

Amazing!!!! Incredible content tarnished one, thanks! Waiting to see part 2

[@phos445]

I'm gonna need that Ranni fanart for... maidenless purposes.

[@corneliusarmstrong5018]

Since starting the game I've basically been able to watch nothing but Elden Ring content, and this is by far some of the best I've come across. I want so much more of this

[@arturcampos52]

We definitely need more of this

[@jasonnottheargonaut4757]

Is this our yearly video? Seriously though your content is too darn good pong👍

[@SteamPunkLinken7]

8:16 Now that’s what you call an AM-BUSH!!!😂

[@DoritoPope003]

Literally been praying to god your next video would be an Elden Ring video and here we are. Pongsifu is putting out some of the best gaming content on all of youtube. Modern day GOAT.

[@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

Friendship with the Sun has ended. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BLUE MOON!

[@bluecking18]

Love that I’m 100+ hours into my main, and you have shown me wtf has been de-buffing me just now

[@rao_fruitcake897]

Don't worry pongsifu, the royal revenants make fun of everyone, they are REALLY tough to deal with especially later on. Good video 👍

[@luizmarques5907]

Such a Spider-Man joke vibe: 4:18

[@TheJmdcreature]

3:54 I literally said the exact same thing when I picked up Elden Ring. I actually started another oblivion play through after I beat the game

[@abubakarejaz5539]

I was waiting for this. Thanks man.

[@Akirreyes]

This video had me dying, but 10:50 sent me straight to the gulag

[@AC-hj9tv]

"Just keep clobbering away at the old behind." "I'm waiting for one of the finger maidens to tell me that." 😂

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

The most truth filled segment anyone will EVER see 1:50

[@gregadams9704]

Been waiting for this one. Keep up the great work man

[@Walamonga1313]

9:56 to be fair to Pong, those enemies are imsane

[@spliffinhaler2344]

A new upload from pongsifu always makes me happy, consistent top tier content

[@feedarman4888]

“That was a pain in the ass” “Mr hands is dead” Hopefully that was intentional 💀

[@RagnaRantz]

The “cartoon dad” w/glasses, whatever the show “Looks like you’re going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo” -few years later. So…you KNEW Pongsifu How’d you know…how did you know???

[@kamerona4723]

i think this is your best work yet

[@Regufyz]

I wonder how much "reseach" he had to do for that Praise The Moon pic LMAO

[@valentds]

wasn't samus?

[@Hepheat75]

I'm pretty sure the way you find Alexander was based off of some video Miyazaki just so happened to watch on his off time.

[@doeway913]

"Let them fight" got me good🤣

[@sneeringvoid3562]

Waited a month for this, worth every second of waiting.

[@mainlyjm]

When pongsifu uploads its a good day

[@sintua]

The Baldachin's Blessing is brilliant meta-commentary disguised as game design: It's a pretty useful blessing for 5% of your health, which means you get those poise benefits during the start of the fight when you're dealing a ton of damage, then you still have a full keg of crimson tears to burn through to recharge your now restored health. So that tiny sliver should only matter if you get almost-one-shot for 95%-99% of your health. Basically, FromSoftware saying "Stop hoarding your consumables, maidenless!"

[@jaedonhowells3526]

I died laughing literally the entire time. Helluva video.

[@virtuetovices7110]

Banger of a video brother, one after another, youre on the right track for sure

[@michaelgorsuch8860]

good job pongsifu im proud of you

[@xTr4c3d]

We really did end up going to the shadow realm.

[@sintua]

6:48 Kenshi group name: "MAIDENLESS_0"

[@thomaspump168]

and some sidewalks and skeletons for the outro makes this a 10/10 video baby great one

[@LeftSinkHandle]

Pongsifu vids slap harder than Will Smith

[@ChrisTtofari]

This guy deserves way more subscribers, 10/10 content

[@butterknight1236]

A yes the maidenless has finally unleashed his power

[@TheSmokyRoomGaming]

Ok.... You got me with the Jar knight dude lol. I feel like i was just scrolling and Tripped over this gold