Elf Bowling the Movie - Nostalgia Critic

[@ChannelAwesome]

We hope everyone had a great Christmas! Is this movie as bad as Foodfight? Please support this week's charity - www.savethechildren.org.uk/how-you-can-help/emergencies/indonesia-volcano-tsunami

[@theherst]

Noot Noot Do Fucking Pingu!

[@zscene2738]

I want to butter Daredevil Dan's muffin( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@supercool2898]

Channel Awesome what’s next month theme also for 2019 can you review the Bionicle movies please?

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Do a review on all 4 of the Ice Age films.

[@snap_fit8686]

I tought it was elf blowing

[@JinxProductions]

Umm.... Santa totally left his wife on that glacier

[@FlutterLights]

My thought exactly

[@taloncarpenter597]

Lady: Wait, don't leave me here to freeze to death! Santa: Bye honey! Im gonna disregard you on this glacier to knock down my slaves with a bowling ball in a competition against my evil brother who has a duo of Italian Mafia penguins, possibly reliving my days as being a pirate!

[@spongeintheshoe]

To be fair, he did call her a cab.

[@mathiasvoorhees6232]

Who gives a shit at this point.

[@myusernamesmellsodeosyours4204]

Yes...

[@THawkMedia]

"Look boss I can do your mom" and "slavery makes the world go round" were the last things I expected to hear in a Christmas movie

[@wilsonjonah]

Much less in a movie that's supposedly for kids... and don't get me started on "beat me Dingle" 😂😂

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Much less from a Tom Kenny character (evil or otherwise)

[@Swagpion]

What about "who pooped in the peanut barrel"?

[@THawkMedia]

@@ezelfrancisco1349 nah Tom Kenny loves that kind of humor. Ever watch Rick and Morty? He voices a ton of side characters

[@samuelbutton7185]

I'd expect it from a movie if it was called "Christmas with the Crackers"

[@cartoonhigh9990]

Tom Kenny singing a song that started with “Slavery makes the world go ‘round!” confirmed my realization that he would indeed say yes to anything.

[@akadventuring]

That's how Spongy started rapping in pubs

[@TechyBoi01]

Fun fact I think there’s an alternate cut in which they cut that song cause I watched this when I was younger and they outright cut it.

[@jrpludacrous]

Never did I think I'd hear the Ice King sing "Slavery makes the world go round"

[@RickyUzumaki993]

jrpludacrous Same here

[@filletofish2200]

Or Spongebob

[@kirakiryu1020]

jrpludacrous Totally makes sense for Doc Ock though

[@doesthisIookinfected]

Knew that was Tom Kenny. But why would someone as talented as him be involved with such a shitshow?!

[@MonsterKing_97]

ɑɛรtɦɛtic รɳickɛʀร when you need money you can get desperate.

[@elierickson298]

"We're just Packers fans!" *gets brutally murdered* Edit: Oh, wow. This has gotten a lot of likes since I've posted this...

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

That bad, huh?

[@dingleberryproductions3022]

@@AnimeboyIanpower yeah trust me

[@RickyUzumaki993]

cargotheguy Really?

[@lynntaylor9681]

I was mad about that too but I live in the Milwaukee area. Chicago fans are the enemy. I love the Packers.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Kevin Lane Agreed

[@twoboots1942]

"Please don't use the phrase 'beat me dingle' again". Critic - 2018

[@OutlawPrince45]

Hydrogen and Oxygen *bEaT mE diNgLE*

[@dailygeek1334]

King Lightbulb Beat Senseless Me Dingle

[@yoda908]

Beat me Dingle and play my jingle bells with me nutcracker.

[@_inkykitty_5054]

11:53

[@Itai951]

17:23 "I'm gonna kill any survivors." Honestly, the best way to end this movie.

[@athroughzdude]

"See one of the elves skiing" That elf is snowboarding

[@matthewjones6786]

Maybe his skis are frozen together in a very snowboardish way?

[@borediideath6526]

This has to be the lowest point in Tom Kenny’s career

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

The guy needs to make money somehow

[@GalenNight]

I think there are lower points. Granted I can’t name any but I’m sure they’re there

[@kingsodashark2194]

The same thing I say about Kate Higgins, Debi Deryberry and Benjamin Diskin being in the Alpha and Omega sequels....(stiffs) "I have a question for God "WHHHH6S!!!

[@Mrenderboyo]

@@somerandolad at least that movie had cool action scenes and good CGI, and the characters tom kenny voiced had some funny lines

[@cheeseking2825]

7:23 Yes that's him

[@zarinaa1135]

When I saw the black coat hanging from the door on a hanger at the end I got an idea. Next time that NC switches coats for a season, (Nostalgiaween or December) he should do a whole Mister Rogers routine. Coming in through the door singing the neighborhood song with altered lyrics, switches coats from a coat closet, then puts on slippers and sits in the chair and begins. More jokes could be fit in depending on which season it is. Just something to think about.

[@AMPMASTER10]

That is super brilliant

[@trainman5675]

Nope he went full on anime girl

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

@@theimmortalsense2308 Sort of. I still think he's never going to beat the He-Man one.

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

​​@TheSmart-CasualGamer I dunno, him transform8ng with the iconic sound effect and then proceeding to question how his squishy body is still intact was pretty memorable

[@geardog24]

"Keep your hot strudel in your pants." You know, for kids.

[@SZKgames]

A faaaaaamily picture

[@KhanWolf95]

@@SZKgames "F-E-T-I-S-H M-O-V-I-E"

[@victorconway444]

"Goodnight everybody!"

[@0Fyrebrand0]

14:21 "I'M COMING, SANTAAAA!!!"

[@Christopherbellfan203]

I think he said hard strudel.

[@lhaviland8602]

3:43 "Skiing" Ummmmmmmmmm.

[@Casualweaboo]

why does watching him leave the studio feel like the end of the series

[@Roxychik006]

Thank God I wasn't the only one who felt that way

[@timtim6003]

I thought that aswell

[@thomasreed1386]

He's saying he's leaving the studio. Previous shots showed the place full of props and equipment. Not here. Perhaps they've lost their lease and had to move. Perhaps all the stuff that's happened to Channel Awesome has even affected this, the most popular show they've run, and they're having to cut the budget drastically. That would be a shame; Mr. Walker is really smart and entertaining. But when scandal erupts, everybody may get burned. Even nice guys.

[@Jack1994hoo]

@@thomasreed1386 No, it's nothing liek that, dont worry. If you saw their nutcracker review. They are moving to a bigger studio and showed a part of the moving.

[@dakat5131]

the way it was shot. all the cues were there. especially awkward to just tag that on like "merry christmas! oh by the way the studio's gone. bye." I know they have a new one because they mentioned it in another video. but not even a second was spared to mention that in this video near that proclamation. just "the end of the studio" cue dramatic exit

[@snaketooth0943]

That Hunchback of Notre Dam reference was GENIUS!

[@crypticmrchimes]

I laughed for almost a minute at it that joke was BRILLIANT!

[@snaketooth0943]

This is my comment that's gotten the most likes.

[@scottbuckley823]

It's funny how it cuts away soon i wonder if this was a mistake? either way it's funnier

[@dudomega3154]

I was wondering if Doug would make that reference, than he did, and I am pleased

[@lauraminet6259]

that part cracked me up XD

[@hayge7262]

I have 4 questions. 1.Why Santa is a pirate? 2.Why tf do they steal toys than searching for treasure? 3.Is the person who directed this movie dead? 4.Who pooped in the peanut barrel? Seriously the 4th question is harder than rocket science.

[@DrDolan2000]

1. Bullshit reason 2. Bullshit reason 3. Unfortunately, no 4. You don't actually care

[@SuperSwordman1]

Well Saint Nicolas was the Saint of sailors, repentant thieves, and pawnbrokers. You could probably get some form of pirate out of that.

[@DemonicRemption]

@@SuperSwordman1 I was about to mention that Saint Nick interacted with sailors, thieves and pawnbrokers. Thanks for beating me to it.

[@SuperSwordman1]

@@DemonicRemption No problem! I'll admit when I first heard it on a review of this movie I was like "Wait, so one of the stupidest parts of this movie arguably works? That had to be on accident"

[@LegitMan335]

*WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!* XD Ya Barnacle butts !

[@BugsyFoga]

Elf Bowling the movie : cause if there's any video game that clearly warranted a film it was Elf Bowling

[@micdrop344]

*cough Sonic the Hedgehog *cough

[@camm9b095]

I want to see a Metroid movie...Shit would be dope.

[@micdrop344]

@@camm9b095, that's the simplest video game movie to make awesome.

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@@micdrop344 .......... Doom. Hollywood finds a way.

[@micdrop344]

@@MrSuperbeast92, good point. Metroid is the simplest video game movie to make awesome that hasn't been done yet.

[@liamdude5722]

"Its either my strudel or that wet noodle." That's not any better

[@mithmoonwalker]

OH GOD

[@blankblank1284]

Sounds like a reference to impotence

[@wilsonjonah]

@@mithmoonwalker I'm gonna be sick now...

[@patrikvaari609]

@@mithmoonwalker u

[@mithmoonwalker]

@@wilsonjonah *passes him a bucket*

[@midwestman4154]

17:20, "Watch this, Santa!" I'm going to kill any survivors!! Oh Nostalgic Critic, why? Lol!

[@pridefulnamelesshunter1145]

First you lose count of the toys then you short the machine then blast my girlfriends strudel NOW YOU COMMIT GENOCIDE??!!

[@andrewpotts8926]

I’m glad the elves had the Kids Next Door to help design their treehouse-workshop thing 👌🏻

[@andrewpotts8926]

Oh nice! I wasn't aware of that, I'm glad it was addressed somewhere because it seemed so iconic haha!@@victorhernandez8723

[@albertomarcantonio3179]

The real question is: Which colour will it be the new background wall????

[@SpecialJess2]

He changed the wall again AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@lucaguccione-jimenez346]

BETTING ON LIGHT RED/PINK

[@audreym3908]

Maybe off-white?

[@Romulan64]

BLOOD-RED.

[@jacobrodriguez5289]

plaid

[@Giovanni-vt2xc]

I’m surprised Critic didn’t mention that Santa was voiced by Joe Alaskey (One of Mel Blanc’s original replacements for the Looney Tunes characters for many years) and that Dingle was voiced by Tom Kenny (Spongebob, Ice King on Adventure Time, and many other notable roles)

[@alyssagriffin9180]

Tom Kenny (aka Spongebob Squarepants, aka Squanchy) played Dingle?!?!!!? 🤯🤯🤯

[@cyberdance4578]

@@alyssagriffin9180 yep and also Mr. jellybean from Rick & Morty

[@amarikristopher8409]

The Mayor from the Powerpuff Girls and Commander Peepers from Wander Over Yonder

[@FTOEPextras]

I knew it!

[@ByfaithofChrist4300]

Tom Kenny also did Dr twobrains from wordgirl

[@josephagar1005]

There are too many sexual innuendos in this movie...

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Joseph Agar Agreed

[@somethingcool9606]

‘Keep your hot strudel in your pants’

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Suga Kookies “Well, _now_ we know where the PG came from. _Christ,_ Elf Bowling!”

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Anything. Lucy *subtle Agreed

[@lowqualityvideos8091]

I guess that’s where the PG rating came from

[@BeanBag343]

So the penguins of Madagascar turned evil?. . . Kowalski, analysis!

[@ZoanBlade90]

Rico, explosives!

[@wordplayreviews8818]

Kowalski: Well Skipper it seems that they have created bootleg clones of us who are very sterotypical as is. So the only course is to destroy them...with extreme ammounts of explosives!

[@BeanBag343]

@@ceezeeteez KABOOM! Skipper: well done boys! Up high! Down low! Too slow! I think our work here is done.

[@abrahemsamander3967]

Oh no we killed manfredi and Johnson! Glad there are other people who remember penguins of Madagascar

[@chibutlerdavis3822]

"This ain't gonna fly"

[@KingLogan721]

15:38 That "Like Fire-" skit of Frolo had me choking on my drink caught off guard laughing. XD

[@erikfrommeyer2606]

I almost say that would’ve been perfect for Hellfire, but they did it

[@AriochStarr]

I forgot about that part and I laughed just as hard as I did last time.

[@apollorock3r244]

The way it was cut shorter makes it even funnier. XD

[@HORRIOR1]

What? Santa has a brother and an angry wife, and no "Bros before ho ho hoes!" joke. Disappointed in the movie and the Nostalgia Critic.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

HORRIOR Same here

[@ruttsuco.804]

Too easy

[@dubstepbee6892]

well his brother did try and steal his job and he had 600 years worth of crime on his belt maybe some hoes need to put before some bros

[@kayleighbrown459]

@@dubstepbee6892 Some hoes before some bros.

[@TheGollddMAN]

I misread the title as: "Elf Blowing the Movie" which fits honestly.

[@eazy8579]

Hey, that's Brad's territory!

[@eliasthesarcastic8707]

Are you dyslexic?

[@reimudoki]

That's a very different kind of film

[@mithmoonwalker]

so we meet again

[@rubberducky2102]

Wow. I got to say, I’m sorry, I thought that your comment was funny. I don’t know why people would be jerks to such a silly comment. Sry, bruh

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

15:09 The National Anthem of the Confederate States of America (c. 1860)

[@thEannoyingE]

Keep in mind, Tom Kenny got paid for this.

[@MartialKaiju98]

Have to admit, kind of teared up a bit at him leaving the studio. Then the miracle of Santa Christ made it all better.

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

those bits were better than this movie

[@deathshovelkill]

new studio is like 100x better tho :D

[@jackskellington8292]

Is the critic gone forever? Or just going to a new studio?

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

kinda reminded me of the series finale of fresh prince

[@tatvela6915]

Really? Wow.

[@rocklee7737]

First MrEnter, then SaberSpark, now Nostalgia Critic, I hope this doesn't become an ironically popular film. Edit, I don't follow every KZbinr so stop criticising my comment.

[@BugsyFoga]

Like food fight and Rapsitte street kids

[@CVonRatz]

Pretty sure I remember mysteriousmrenter did it before Saber as well

[@kayhaven4710]

lol I was wondering who else had seen Saber Sparks review first.

[@thing1thing2themediamaniac43]

I Saw Bobsheaux's review on ELF BOWLING first

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Mr. Enter and Phantomstrider reviewed it already I know that much.

[@cjhs2006]

When I Was a Kid I Used to Play Elf Bowling,But Only When I Was Really Really Bored After Getting Home From School,it Was Great For Just Turning Off Your Brain,&,Relaxing

[@Some_Guy77]

Elf Elf Baby!

[@fancychuproductions3916]

I didn’t know Tom Kenny would make a decent waluigi

[@autobotstarscream765]

@Raven Ligon #WaluigiForSmash

[@autobotstarscream765]

@JBuddyNerdDude If not Ultimate, then Smash 6! >:3

[@apollorock3r244]

Maybe they could hire him to voice Waluigi in a future sequel of the Mario Movie.

[@jbleichman]

You've got Tom Kenny and penguins. How do we not get any Ice King jokes? You've failed us, Gunther!

[@Flipcrash]

7

[@nivlacdrawoh312]

Quack

[@caseygibson7266]

Or better yet for The Batman fans, just The Penguin jokes

[@whoasked9500]

This movie came out in 2007, Adventure Time first aired in 2010.

[@jbleichman]

Scuderia Kasey Dixon and the review came out in 2018. If he can do Reverse-Flash jokes in the Yogi Bear review, Ice King jokes are fair game.

[@ddjsoyenby]

"slavery makes the world go round" reminds me of that orphanage i grew up in :')

[@shelby5809]

Fuck Grelod the Kind

[@Jb69-f1v]

Bro wut 💀

[@dragonempress8367]

Dude I'm sorry 😓

[@aidenlorenzo5409]

"HOW IS FUCKING ELF BOWLING RATED PG" - Doug Walker (2018) most iconic opening line in Nostalgia Critic history

[@xtremeCJxxx]

Did he just quote Beezlebub!!?!?!?!? 11:33 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@WigglePup]

@@xtremeCJxxx What's a Beezlebub? It sounds like some medication.

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@WigglePupSome creep from the bible

[@WigglePup]

@@victorlolxd7347 I forgot I made this comment, lol. Which part of the bible?

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@WigglePupHe is from the new testament and is basicly satan with a much stupider name Also his name means “Lord of the flies” so he is often protrayed as like a fly Also his stupid name was not a sneeze doing translation it is a differently spelled version of Baal-zebub who was like an ancient king

[@rbsjaiajaiaihhahahah8999]

No one : Not a single soul: Dingle : sLaVeRy MaKeS tHe wOrLd gO RoUnD

[@nionashborn7626]

Nestlé, Google, and Apple would agree

[@wilsonjonah]

I'm immediately uncomfortable with this one 😂😂

[@alanrobledo1573]

So I'm just skipping it.😆😆

[@wilsonjonah]

@@alanrobledo1573 in his video, Saberspark said he'd pay top dollar to see Tom Kenny's face when he sang that 😂

[@airborne_productions2485]

9:34 Critic trying to impersonate Tom Kenny is just hilarious

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Airborne_Productions And he didn’t do too bad at it, either

[@ElanaVital83]

Gotta admit. Was a little sad when you left the studio. But your new place is epic!

[@cjhs2006]

NC:”we See a Elf Skiing” Elf Bowling Actually Shows an Elf Snowboarding me:Little Confused There,Aren’t You NC?

[@dereknight861]

I’m starting to wonder if it’s NC who’s the stoned one

[@rckblzr]

@@dereknight861 You'd have to be to get through this movie.

[@MrMusicfreak95]

@@dereknight861 hangs out with stonedgremlin a lot

[@TnT_F0X]

Oh god... the real first Emojii movie. I remember playing elf bowling on my state of the art 1mb dial-up modem powered pc.

[@elma.s4825]

"SABERSPARK FANS, ATTACK!!!", but I'm glad to see both reviews for this year

[@MKfoxbat]

Actually interesting to see two VERY different personalities take on the same movie

[@elma.s4825]

@@MKfoxbat Exactly

[@elma.s4825]

"We came from the mayor's"

[@MKfoxbat]

As long as Rich Evans plays Ms. Mivilda

[@jameswhiteii9129]

SEASON FINALE, PEOPLE!!!

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Wait this is the season finale? Is there going to be a small hiatus or is it just because it’s the end of the year?

[@knottyorchid1212]

So season finale.... Predicting his next review is..... DOOGAL

[@HeilRay]

Hot strudel for everyone.

Go fucking watch Game of Thrones or something *GOOD.*

[@jonathanwallis3300]

KnottyOrchid 12 Yes Yes YES!

[@Smoothbluehero]

SLAVERY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND lol I haven’t laughed that hard in ages

[@mithmoonwalker]

what the hell

[@neonredhex]

Same here. I busted a gut when I heard that song.

[@cagefreeowl843]

Why would Spongebob sing about so awful

[@wilsonjonah]

from the Ice King, no less xD

[@wilsonjonah]

@Gay Squid It wouldn't surprise me... xD

[@supar67a]

Man,I feel sorry for Tom Kenny...

[@benjackson7872]

Same, this isn't the first time he would voice something bad. Transformers would come later.

[@deejaysilver9]

Joe alaskey though

[@1Thunderfire]

I feel sorry for voice actors in general. Celebrity actors get the big roles in a lot of animated films nowadays leaving genuine voice actors with small roles... or stuff like this.

[@supar67a]

1Thunderfire Exactly,I see what you mean 👀

[@supar67a]

super sonic j 2 thx ^^

[@lucianoben-malek693]

Merry Christmas Doug! Hope you have a good new year, thanks for all the great reviews :)

[@elegantoddity8609]

When Dingle laughed around the 10 minute mark I could have sworn I heard that laugh before. And then, when he got shocked it hit me. Isn't that the same guy who voices the Ice King? So I looked it up and sure enough, there he was on the IMDB. What the hell is he doing here?

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Kobe Newland Wooooow...

[@snartshack]

Yeah, Tom Kenny. Hes known best for voicing spongebob

[@dnmstarsi]

You need money to pay for bills.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Tom fucking Kenny?! That guy

[@doubleaura9387]

He also did characters like SpongeBob (You Know Which Cartoon) and Cupid (Fairly OddParents).

[@Alondro77]

5:21 "We play with them and then store them in that mountain over there." "That looks more like a plat-(PUNCH)-EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" (CRASH!!)

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Alondro77 TFS FTW

[@JokersPalace3384]

She puts her strudel in her mouth. I don’t have to say anything. It speaks for itself.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Will 2139 Eeeyup...

[@rafaelfernandez6626]

I can't wait for the new generation of people complaining that the wall is different.

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Well it is!1!

[@Maniac4Bricks]

14:39 aren't we gonna talk about how Santa stranded his wife on an ice block? And even if she's near the workshop it's currently a firey pit of hell now?

[@mrcritical6751]

Sorry honey I prefer Dingle’s strudel

[@LubuzzD]

The elves don’t have nostrils... Ew

[@ginogatash4030]

no one has nostrils.

[@matthewjones6786]

Nostrils are for weaklings who can't sneeze from their mouths.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Uncanny valley.

[@marytijerina9764]

I think that's for the best,they would look much worse if they did have nostrils.

[@stevenstice6683]

How do they smell? Horrible

[@platypusbunneh]

4:53 "We're just Packers fans" LMAO xD Sincerely, a Packer fan.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

PlatypusBunneh That made me laugh, too

[@victorhernandez8723]

PlatypusBunneh No reason to shoot him for that. Now if he said he was a Patriots fans, fire at will.

[@ZorillaMyrid181]

Ah, fellow Packers fans.

[@theangrycheesehead]

I'm a packer fan and I'd rather he used the joke on a viking or steeler

[@Sonichero151]

Is that the only time you can see a Wisconsin with a gun?

[@TheRumpletiltskin]

"Look boss, I can do your mom" Was the greatest line out of the whole movie.

[@catalinamelo9932]

Yes, I think the NC's reaction was the cherry on top cx

[@Juan-eh1pt]

I FUCKING DIED,MAN.I CANT.

[@wilsonjonah]

You know exactly what you said... 😂

[@theprodigiousspiderstarTM]

12:09

[@jimbrown8026]

So... Would his name be Dingle Kringle?

[@autobotstarscream765]

Yes, his name is Dingle Kringle. #thatsthejoke :3

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Jim Brown ... Yes

[@pundertalefan4391]

Oh wow. So they're also ripping off Santa Clause is Coming to Town. Wingle, Dingle, Tingle, Zingle, and Bingle Kringle. I like that movie, but I don't like this.

[@gameuniverse8736]

Satan,his brother Santa is an anagram of Satan after all

[@Nuigi12]

No lie I almost cried at the end of the review. Goodbye old studio

[@Poever]

What was wrong with it?

[@Nuigi12]

@@Poever Theyre moving to a new studio

[@Poever]

@@Nuigi12 But the main question is WHY?

[@clever_girl_766]

More space and shiz

[@DanaTheInsane]

@Poever Fewer views=lower budget.

[@jordandrinnon8862]

“Like FIRE!” I. DIED. 😂😂😂😂

[@RickyUzumaki993]

Jordan Drinnon I keep laughing at that “I can do your mom” part

[@JWeb66]

"Keep your hot strudel in your pants!"

[@kayhaven4710]

Jordan Drinnon “I’m coming Santa!”

[@thegreatest7354]

"It's like a Super Bowl where one Touchdown wins..." Anyone else watching this after Super Bowl 53?

[@spacejumpzoroark4354]

It's a real shame- Hearing Tom Kenny sing about slavery being positive is magical

[@asher8754]

I want to now see cree summers sing about the joys of ethnic cleansing

[@CrowTR0bot]

Is that actually a song she sung? I legitimately can't tell after watching this review. @@asher8754

[@dimensionsealstudios5289]

Thank you Nostalgia Critic for the best joke aimed at Wisconsinites ever. “We’re not pirates! We’re just Green Bay Packers fans!” Thank you for suffering through this movie to get this joke out in the world ya flatlander. Sincerely, a major fan and fellow internet reviewer who happens to live in Wisconsin.

[@Go4Bro]

Cheesehead 4 life

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

It could've been worse... He could've been attacked by Mothra...

[@patrioticjustice9040]

15:32 As soon as I saw that, I knew there was going to be a Hellfire joke.

[@geardog24]

7:28 *SHUT THAT DOOR*

[@PenguDengu523]

Saberspark and Nostalgia Critic? There's always 2 doing the same thing ain't there

[@ZackRToler]

No...Nooooooo!

[@kyleandrade6140]

Maybe

[@RichardCox0]

yea

[@SharpDesign]

kinda like how Jontron killed him in the Nostalgiaween and said, "that's for reviewing Food Fight."

[@rowanbrown5541]

Elf bowling, where a stoned elf skis on a snowboard

[@AbraCadaveric]

So it ends with him shutting that door?

[@thomascholowsky1236]

SHUT THAT DOOR!

[@notfrank6586]

we don't talk about that, those were dark days, admittedly funny but still dark days....

[@laser4341]

WHY AM I GOING TO MISS A PLACE I'VE NEVER BEEN TO!?!?

[@CardsTricks42]

15:09 South Carolina makes their secession announcement, starting the Confederacy, 1860 (Colorized)

[@bsperoz]

3:45 THAT IS NOT SKIING IT IS SNOWBOARDING!!!

[@charlesm7215]

reeee

[@tompor561]

Looks like NC gotta make another fuck up list

[@backup368]

I think she said "My strudel or that wet noodle".

[@chenstormstout9456]

backup368 still not any better.

[@ANGST.ARGENTINA]

Ehem, HOES BEFORE BROS

[@TheGuardDuck]

Slightly better if "strudel" meant her girl parts and "wet noodle" meant, well, you get the idea... PG everyone!

[@daniels6322]

@@TheGuardDuck Ya good thing they kept it high brow.

[@gerasimpetrov5805]

Nah, I think it's "My strudel or dead bed noodle" , and I can never un-hear it again.

[@zafirhussain7221]

Its like a chick flick, but instead of smoking babes dude...its a munchkin and a fat guy. *Cries*

[@parker-boy98]

Somebody posted that as a review on Amazon

[@peppermink2200]

Parker Green that "somebody" was SaberSpark

[@Mr_Twiglesworth]

"2003? That's barely nostalgic." -Critic

[@nicr-ff9hc]

He said that in 2010. Now, it's the end of 2018. 11 years since it came out.

[@Mr_Twiglesworth]

@@nicr-ff9hc I understand, it's just entertaining how it aged

[@nixiscartwright5521]

Mr. Twiglesworth wasn't that line from his review of The Room?

[@PikminandOatchi]

To him an almost 40 year old man. 2003 is nostalgic to me a 22 year old.

[@mariogamefreak1]

Mr. Twiglesworth 2003 was 15 years ago

[@mammamia6509]

0:42 At the the bottom of the dvd it says “can Christmas be spared?” *please end me*

[@PannierLaw]

**Loads Glock 16** That can be arranged

[@moviemaniac9034]

Christmas films that I think Critic could review next year: Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas The Grinch (2018) The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

[@sarahmcmann5253]

Movie Maniac those are great ideas I also thought of Eureka’s Castle Christmas special Arthur’s Perfect Christmas Felix the Cat Christmas

[@trainman5675]

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad

[@antiversepodcast5187]

Your new studio better have a GOD DAMN YELLOW WALL. Just kidding lol

[@pridefulnamelesshunter1145]

Its grey with random foam on it

[@alecfoisy58]

How many people have reviewed this already? There's MrEnter, Bobsheaux, anyone else I'm missing?

[@silverselkie1692]

Alec Foisy SaberSpark

[@Silverstar_]

And Trent Troop & Greg Sepelak (a.k.a. Starchibald and Sunny Jim) from The Isle of Rangoon.

[@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1]

Maybe we need a dart board. Who reviewed this movie the dart game.

[@boyenjoyer7]

@@xXxDarkPhantomxXx1 made into a motion picture in 2020

[@dynastytraini4450]

Saberspark

[@dreamergamer1872]

I love the line “we’re just packers fans!”

[@cheyennec5546]

*Who saw this on Saberspark first?*

[@TheAlexSchmidt]

I saw it on Bobsheaux before any of those

[@delete1896]

I did

[@otakufreak40]

Oh, so THAT’S why I thought I saw this review before. :v

[@MadameSomnambule]

Me, but Bobsheaux did it first

[@silentassason]

For a second I read that as spankbank...i think i have problems like Malcolm

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Saberspark has left the chat

[@trekend3161]

11:15 Doug somehow foretells Super Bowl LIII with a throwaway Elf Bowling joke.

[@MocnyBrowarek]

More like Elf Blowing the Movie - right guys? guys? damn it....

[@LaPollaAtomica]

That's actually the spiritual sequel to Fucking Elf Bowling.

[@Luigicat11]

Elf Blowing the Movie sounds like something Cinema Snob would review.

[@nitromagilou597]

This is basically the FoodFight! of Christmas movies.

[@legoking6165]

You don't know how long I've been waiting for this.

[@parkerkasony8600]

I literally just said it's Christmas foodfight lol

[@linknowhereman]

Yep

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

no that honor still belongs to rap city street kids

[@Guzmano7]

we do not mention that here anymore ever since .the review

[@demon2hitman382]

14:19 Just let that sink in....... there you are now laughing

[@FluuuffInari]

*SHUT THAT DOOR!*

[@Ishtarru]

16:31 Santa: I propose you learn how to fly. You have about five seconds. (Lets go of his leg)

[@mdudegamer]

I remember my uncle had that game when I was little, and when I found out it had a movie I was flabbergasted. Could've sworn it was called Bowling for Elves, though.

[@BugsyFoga]

"Who Pooped in the peaNUT Barrel"

[@teal_m_101]

*DISGUSTANG*

[@connorcaldwell588]

Me!

[@varietyhub2948]

Not sure

[@arpodyssey7913]

Nathaniel Foga you stole that joke from a comment on Saberspark's video

[@DrKFC69]

You must NOT accent the nut. It’s not “salt peaNUTS salt peaNUTS!” It’s “salt PEAnuts salt PEAnuts” See, there is a difference

[@jacobisaacs600]

12:08 that was so random that I burst out laughing wtf.

[@wilsonjonah]

"... You know exactly what you said." 😂

[@joeywomer]

Critic: "We then cut to an elf skiing." Me: "That's snowboarding."

[@NABIL7]

Please Critic, for 2019, review the Percy Jackson movies : they're the worst teen movies EVER MADE !!!!

[@charlottelee9379]

LINK absolutely

[@noahlarsen3109]

Uhhhhh there's Twilight 😂😂😂

[@noahlarsen3109]

But yes those movies are pretty awful

[@Emisop]

@Dillon Ohlemiller Twilight is better than the Percy Jackson films as they at least followed the books.

[@spiderlily723]

I see you haven't heard about the upcoming Artemifs Fowl 'adaptation'...

[@ryukthedarkrai4259]

The greatest anime crossover of our time: •Santa •Spongebob •Ice King •Waluigi •Bowling •Christmas

[@ineedtowait90daystochangem46]

•^•

[@TheBatbike]

More like the worst anime crossover of our time

[@ineedtowait90daystochangem46]

@@TheBatbike You dont understand jokes?

[@mistastrange4623]

Didn't Tom Kenny voice Spongebob and The Ice King?

[@zigslotheon]

Ryuk The Darkrai I don’t see any Charles Martinet

[@CJ-ln5ov]

3:43 Ok, Look. I know that it’s Elf Bowling. I know. I get that. But, Doug... ...That Elf isn’t Skiing.

[@kysonjack3158]

Is anyone going to mention how the Critic can't tell the difference between skiing and snowboarding?

[@KryshaSyrin]

I figured the movie just broke him early . . . Or the CGI was just that bad

[@SZKgames]

Time for another top 11 NC f ups

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@SZKgames Somebody get Douchey on the phone.

[@dragon22214]

dougs just an idiot lol

[@Salukiara]

I don't understated why i dug giving away his studio?

[@nathanwood1077]

Wait...next month is January...you know what that means!!!... NO! WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL US! COME ON DOUG! DON'T LEAVE US HANGING!!!

[@warriorseamonkey1693]

dreamworksuary

[@grammaticalrouge29]

Your avatar looks like a furry Cody Travers. And I honestly need an answer to that.

[@nathanwood1077]

@@grammaticalrouge29 You would be correct sir! Had it commissioned by an artist on DeviantArt who was asking for OCs to be dressed as Street Fighter characters. I picked Cody since he's my favorite to play in SFIV.

[@grammaticalrouge29]

@@nathanwood1077 knew it. Not many can pull the "horizontal white-blue stripes" and look fashionable. Good taste.

[@nathanwood1077]

@@grammaticalrouge29 Thanks!

[@starcherry6814]

Who pooped in the peanut barrel? You know I can imagine someone saying that in real life. LOL like a preschool teacher or something!

[@wilsonjonah]

One of the great mysteries of the universe we'll never solve 😂😂

[@imaginaryboy2000]

We accept the late Christmas gift, Critic

[@smashingpots9928]

Will your new studio have a different wall again? I dont think the internet can handle another

[@techcraft869]

4:57 I died when I heard that joke. Green Bay is gonna be PISSED!

[@Starfals]

The tsunami in Indonesia is pretty hardcore.. my friends from there lost everything ;/ One second we talk on the computer, the next second they were homeless.. wtf man. Life can suck sometimes..

[@birbies]

what

[@windyboys]

I'm sorry for your friends but how does your comment relate to the video?

[@joshuaanderson1712]

​@@windyboys After the credits, NC talks about donations for a charity involved in the Volcano/Tsunami relief efforts.

[@windyboys]

@@joshuaanderson1712 Oh, I see. Thanks for explaining it.

[@Starfals]

@@joshuaanderson1712 yea that

[@ShadowAkatora]

I think we hit peak "How the hell did they make a movie out of this?"

[@fireblast133]

ShadowAkatora don’t say that, otherwise we’ll get flappy bird or Tetris or minesweeper.

[@princessthyemis]

I guess so! I never even heard of this movie in 2007, and only heard of it because of this review. Talk about forgettable!

[@TheGuardDuck]

@@fireblast133 College Humor made fake movie trailers of Tetris and Minesweeper, but I'm willing to bet you knew that, since you picked those two.

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Answer, they didn't. They made a fever dream.

[@goldeneyebannedx2492]

13:10 Me: no no no that's not what you say, this is what you say. Bobsheaux's version: I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!

[@CommanderZaktan]

Speaking of a movie that is listed PG, but not for kids, there's another movie that is actually decent but definitely not for kids. El Arca De Noe, or Noah's Ark, made a small private company that Disney actually owns. And if you're going to review, please DO NOT buy the Shout! Factory version, because they took out not only that are not for kids, but also some important scenes of the plot, which is the main reason why they're on the Ark.

[@timetoast9494]

Yep I know about Noah’s ark thanks to saberspark

[@kendra_t]

@@timetoast9494 bobsheaux did it too :D