We Wish You a Turtle Christmas - Nostalgia Critic

[@DanRudy]

"What the hell do Ninja Turtles and opera have in common?" Italian names, for one.

[@majormana1]

money

[@sarahemmerson7860]

I'm pretty sure the name opra is Greek

[@kalebsantos72]

Is there an opera about ninjas?

[@metagro5441]

I don't know but there should be , as long as there's no turtles involved.

[@Kangaru13]

Dan Rudy yes

[@epicjakman]

actually, the girl at the end should put this on her resume, as she managed to pretend to be happy in We Wish You a Turtle Christmas

[@dustyrose192]

So what are your skills? I stayed happy, or at least looked happy in A turtle Christmas Holy shit

[@PannierLaw]

What School Doesn't Teach You Wolfie ,Wow *YOUR HIRED*

[@mikeRedMDK2032]

Right. That alone showed her acting chops. Any director would be lucky to work with her lol

[@Gerard-Downes]

Yeah the joker couldn’t do that if he was a stuffed toy with a sew on smile

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

Now that's acting!

[@cbrianmcguire]

On the 5th day of Christmas, the turtles gave to me 5 tv shows 4 Nes games 3 live action movies 2 Cg reboots And pizza with pepperoni!!

[@comicbookreviewer4856]

+ Brian McGuire you know if you think about it how the hell are the turtles abel to afford that kind of stuff ? I mean they have no real jobs.

[@cbrianmcguire]

comic book reviewer Well, they do have a band, if you could call it that.

[@liquidocelot5976]

And a shitty musical band

[@captaincrunch784]

+Liquid Ocelot HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TRUTH

[@FromBeyondTheGrave1]

+comic book reviewer April, Kasey, and let's not forget they're ninjas so they could steal it.

[@klimmr]

8:27 Can we have a brief moment of silence for the opera singer that voiced Mikey for that 1 scene? Knowing that his musical talent has been reduced to this?

[@brandonmiles86]

If they were short on cash, they probably used something that was available in the public domain. Poor guy.

[@kamranbaxter8709]

Fun fact: There were only two people voicing the “turtles”

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

17:11 I love the special thanks portion of the credits. One guy is praised for "same day turnaround", which makes me think the project was done in one day. Another is thanked for his "unending devotion to this project," which begs all sorts of questions.

[@nathankosanke2093]

Who wasn't at their mother's deathbed to make this?

[@Andaverde]

and on that day, humanity was reminded it had something to fear

[@andrewobrien8325]

+Demegor What the Nostalgia critic's christmas love or the turtles singing?

[@mattchamp1541]

+Andrew O'Brien both

[@andrewobrien8325]

Mattchamp15 Oh okay!

[@megadanzilla]

+Andrew O'Brien Both.

[@miniespeon158]

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

[@WillcraftAnimations]

Last year in the "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" Review, I was thinking to myself "Wow, the only way I can think of that Doug would be able to top that Christmas freak-out would be to destroy the whole world..." ...Apparently so...

[@aphantx5802]

What an accurate prediction.

[@adultmoshifan87]

Hey Toonmore's review of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer was better

[@edwinplayer]

+Willcraft Animations but how is he gonna top this next year?

[@adultmoshifan87]

Elf Bowling!

[@Sonichero151]

+Willcraft Animations SO IT WAS YOU!!!! YOU PREDICTED THIS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US!!! WE COULD HAVE BEEN PREPEARED!!! WE COULD HAVE MOVED ALL OUR VIDEOGAMES AND COMPUTER RIGS INTO A FALLOUT SHELTER SO WE COULD KEEP PLAYING FALLOUT 4!!!

[@4sh70nGal]

Thanks to this episode, that "gotta get a gift for Splinter" was horribly stuck in my head for a week.

[@thejamman4070]

Ashton Goodnough I feel you.

[@disneydork100]

Ashton Goodnough all the songs are stuck in my head. Help me.

[@thejamman4070]

+disneydork100 I'm so sorry... but you are to far gone. There is no helping you.

[@thejamman4070]

+disneydork100 there are treatments we could do but they would just prolong the inevitable.

[@disneydork100]

i figured out the cure! its a small world. its more catchy, more annoying, but since it doesn't really have a beginning or end its easier to drown out with your thoughts! although that may just be me, since I'm a huge disney fan i know the history behind the song (it was written in response to the cuban missile crisis and is from the perspective of a child, the reason for the lack of a beginning or ending of the song is the same reason Yo Ho (a pirates life for me) and Grim Grinning Ghosts don't really have an ending, there are multiple ride vehicles that don't really stop in the scenes (unless a disabled guest is getting on or off or some dumbass stuck their hand out) and i actually enjoy the ride (Mary Blair's art style rocks and its fun to make fun of) sorry for the long post, not sorry to let my disney geek shine and spread some fun facts that you can use if you're ever coming up with trivia questions and want people to fail.

[@WaffleAfterHours]

I'm surprised there isn't a FNaF parody with these Turtles costumes.

[@jackhenderson1039]

THAT would be scary

[@alanisstrife345]

+WaffleAfterHours Give it time.

[@Echo_Loss]

Oh god.

[@dominicwilson9467]

+WaffleAfterHours I would literally blow my brains out after seeing that

[@MrBadgerology]

i bet there's a fangame like that

[@mowlowl]

NC: "And I bet you'll never guess what style of music they'll use to do that." Me: *in mind* "Rap, obviously." *says sarcastically* "Country." NC: "That's right: country western!" Me: "I DIDN'T MEAN IT." (Edit) *five seconds after writing this comment* NC: "Of course not, it's friggin rap!" Me: "OF COURSE."

[@huybii3021]

This comment deserves more likes, here

[@justinjolly3144]

Kreigh Dimasuay It would be funny if it was sexy jazz

[@setsers1]

Huy Bii hehe

[@alicedarhk9790]

the Turtles singing along to Careless Whisper. 📣🎼🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢🎵🎶🎶🐢

[@TheDerpyderpyderp]

Kreigh Dimasuay well he did use a clip saying it was hiphop

[@BladeBlur]

I love how the review has a longer running time than the actual special :P

[@ASLB247]

Didn't expect to see you here, bladeblur.

[@MortanAMrk]

I have a lot of fun with this app and it is a great app for the iPhone app and the app is great to be able to use the app for a long time and aggravation the best of the app and the app is great

[@Volcanic_Rave]

I subbed with your account I’m guessing you just mashed the auto-sentence-completion button for that

[@thechuchofthecentury3853]

Oh really me too I don't go with the new black smosh every day for a few days and I don't go with the new

[@bourne2crimson397]

Hey at least this is funny

[@TheDisneyGeekette]

It’s the first day of December, 7 years later, and had to revisit this! °o°

[@mark_violets]

You aren't the only one.

[@coreythepeanut]

Same

[@bamaboyz8978]

I watch this one every Christmas song with the one on rapacity street kids

[@treyowen9213]

@ 0:55 "Attack on Critic"!!

[@ph89787]

On that day, Malcolm and Tamara received a grave reminder. That they live in fear of christmas and the critic.

[@MRMcLean98]

PERFECT! :D

[@sillybeanthing]

Seid ihr das Essen Nein, wir sind der Jäger!!! x3

[@omerozel4716]

hahahaha genial genial

[@doodle5092]

DUN DUDUN DUN DUN DUNNN (Sin de jeager, sin de jeager!)

[@jsb8261]

Of course the upside down bucket isn't plugged in. The turtles stole the adapter for their necks.

[@joshuahernandez6120]

an air battle between snoopy and michelangelo. THAT SOUNDS AWSOME!!

[@zer0watch454]

It’d be way better than this turd of a special

[@chupacadabra5161]

@@zer0watch454 LET'S ALL SING THIS FART TOGETHER

[@beelzebublordoftheflies4854]

I was taking notes for school while listening to this, when Mikey started singing opera it startled me so much I threw my pencil fifteen feet on knee jerk reaction, damn

[@mityakiselev]

Yeah, my body reacts weirdly to jerks, too ...I'll see myself out

[@PunakiviAddikti]

I don't blame you. You were lucky to not have a seizure.

[@miamiwendigo]

Kirby Fan and Queen Fanatic how old where you i did the the same thing when i saw food fight 99% of the time when i was 12

[@andrewkind2820]

2013-heartwarming speech 2014-crazy ass music video 2015-explosion that destroys the world

[@nickstrobelight7804]

+Explosion Productions The entire universe-- NO! Then the entire Multiverse! NO!

[@gamefan6219]

+Andrew Kind 2016-???

[@andrewkind2820]

gamefan6219 he blew up a planet

[@thejamman4070]

Andrew Kind 2017- Crazy Sci-fi adventure with swords guns and over the top gore.

[@MoonLight-zj8iu]

Looking forward to this year's

[@pharaohyami5000]

Let's campaign together to fight alcohol abuse. Though personally, these turtles are worse-looking than the Bay turtles. What do you all think?

[@inferno9714]

+pharaohyami5000 Wel no duh. At least the Bay Turtles didn't have permanent skeleton grins. God, they still haunt me...

[@Shade2800]

+pharaohyami5000 Definitely.

[@saiyanfox7201]

+pharaohyami5000 Yeah, I guess more alcohol abuse only made better. But seriously, don't abuse alcohol

[@davidsparling1157]

id accept roid raging battletoads cosplaying as ninjas over five nights at freddys concept art any day

[@greenac88]

I personally don't mind Bay's turtles, but it's pretty unanimous that the turtles in this special are awful. Hell, the turtles in The Next Mutation look better than these.

[@datemasamune2904]

1:03 That day, Malcom and Tamara were given a grave reminder.

[@TheDraygon]

+Date Masamune Ha ha! I get it!

[@CritScratch]

+Date Masamune malcom didnt need a reminder

[@PuffyOne1898]

SIND SIE DAS ESSEN NEIN WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

[@jaemelancholy1684]

+Date Masamune Ahh! Damn. You beat me to it!

[@HeronLikesStuff]

cause he fufufufufufucking loves christmas

[@anoifceitin8762]

《DId one of them get April knocked up?》 Wait.... What..... no no no no no no no no no! Stop! I don't want the mental images! ..............Oh God! they burn! My eyes! Does anyone have some spare bleach?

[@GarglingBlals]

+Pixel Man I'll take 7 bottles!

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

I'm here for you

[@ASLB247]

*holds out the bleach* Here.

[@anoifceitin8762]

ASLB247 thanks, I needed that

[@ASLB247]

You're welcome.

[@GoldLuminance]

That Muppet reference in the beginning is fantastic lol

[@ahsansariyadi7228]

What muppet reference?

[@coolnerdlll6053]

@@ahsansariyadi7228 Doug's head bursting through the roof is a reference to Animal doing the same in The Muppet Movie.

[@_gr33nagust1n_8]

Fun Fact: Larry Osborne (the director of this movie) also directed an episode of Sesame Street called "Turtle Tunes"

[@pisces2569]

Did it star the ninja turtles?

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Huh seems he has something for scary bad animatronic and turtles

[@angelbun8474]

Let's all sing this fart together XD

[@Lady_Yuna]

Merry Christmas to The Shredder. ^__^

[@blusterkong1996]

Falala lalala la la la!!!!

[@thatdinonerd720]

*flatulates musically*

[@forestcat8079]

Lol How can that work

[@tyleryoung2358]

@@Lady_Yuna oh no, Record skip, What do we do, Just go with it

[@ziammarino]

5) Godzilla 4) Goku 3) Superman 2) Saitama 1) Doug on Christmas

[@wildgodzilla5095]

True

[@PaintraSeaPea]

Instead of Weirdmageddon, I guess you could say this is Christmageddon.

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

+PaintraSeaPea Or "Yulemageddon".

[@Derp13465256]

+Kiernan Howell-MacKinley or the Christmacolypse

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

Derp13465256 Or Saturnaliarmageddon.

[@garnetpoochyena824]

oh I do so hope santachrist returns after that horrific run in with Mario and Luigi. I BELIEVE IN SANTA CHRIST!!!

[@TheAntiGravityMaster]

+PaintraSeaPea TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING! GF REFERENCES GET YOU AUTOMATIC KUDOS FROM ME!

[@justnatemassad9006]

Am I the only one who laughed at the opening sequence where NC's head pops out of the building with giant grin?

[@Eric-tx4gx]

How about nope!

[@84warhead]

+Nate Massad I damn near fell off the couch, not exaggerating.

[@linkno1]

Yea, you're the only one that laughed at a joke.

[@justnatemassad9006]

Tao pretty much.

[@justnatemassad9006]

I don't know I just found it funny

[@UkieKooki]

The turtle costumes look like FNAF animatronic suits.

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Don't do a crossover with those two!

[@unixone7558]

+Andrew Homer So, it's a No Go on Five Night's a Turtles ;P

[@AmyASpaceOdyssey]

+Andrew Homer oh no! You just gave Hollywood an idea!

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Yep. I'm fucked.

[@makutamiserix5612]

+AwesomeBros65 Hollywood doesn't make fnaf fan games. Fans do, hence the term, FAN Games.

[@MovieLover1995]

"Let's all sing this fart together!"

[@TheQuarterGuy]

0:50 On that day, Christmas received a grim reminder... It lived in fear of the Nostalgia Critic

[@burgerdiverbanandodansparc9154]

-_-

[@Reapermaskhybrid]

Yes! Yes! Someone finally made that joke, thank you.

[@mas8705]

Maybe for those few moments before the earth was destroyed.

[@mas8705]

James Kilduff But... If you wanted to kill all the critics, would that mean you would have to... BECOME A CRITIC YOURSELF?! D:

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

mas8705 It's a sacrifice worth taking for the sake of humanity. 😢

[@genostellar]

18:38 "It's hilarious how half-assed and desperate it is." Making a lot of assumptions there, Critic. I don't think a fraction of an ass was used. This special is non-assed.

[@jojoversus1100]

Non-ass, yet VERY, VERY ass.

[@dancepiglover]

Except for that one girl at the end.

[@StanLeczinski]

I actually google searched the kids' names, and I found that the little white girl at 15:55 (her name is Alicia Manta) went on to play in a German film about lesbians in the 60s. Also, one of them (I think it's the drummer kid at 8:02, his name is Yanik Segal) is now an orchestra conductor!

[@thejamman4070]

StanLeczinski I wonder if any of them ever think about this movie.

[@TheFutureChannel123]

Thanks man!

[@josephgarcia9120]

What about the weird mullet kid??!!!

[@t3ras74]

I kinda wanna see the German film

[@namecannotbeblank6858]

Good to know I guess

[@jose.lfurtado6245]

That speech was inspiring and beautiful at the same time :') Thank you NC, I'll never forget this.

[@kylemorello4787]

The Don Bluth one, right? Because the only way I found that speech he made while Tamara was getting eaten by Zombie Malcolm was that it was one of the things that inspired Doug to ease up on his Christmas intros.

[@supersmashbro596]

give michael bay credit. nothing he could have done to the turtles would have been worse than what was done to them in the 90s.

[@IndecisiveJR]

With what? The first live action movie? That movie is still better then Michael bays movies

[@supersmashbro596]

no but this, coming out of their shells, the next mutation, turtle tunes... all came out in the mid 90s. nothing michael bay could have done would even come close to those.

[@kenrickkahn]

+J- Rich He is Right! I grew up in the 1990s! There is nothing Michael Bays can do bad to the turtles that's already been done! People put The 1990s over too much without mentioning the bullshit that comes out that era..

[@IndecisiveJR]

+Kenrick Eason true there was bad stuff that came out in the 90s but as far as what Michael bay is doing with the turtles is just awful the turtles cant fight since they are so big they basically just body slam everything instead of actually using fighting techniques Krang and the technidrome look so generic, basically same thing we've seen in multiple sci fi films Megan fox as April is boring and dull Casey jones is done terribly the only positive thing I can say is done well are the turtles personalities and maybe bebop and rocksteady even though the dick joke got on my nerve

[@supersmashbro596]

while all of that is true. id still take it over this.

[@rincon27weirdoG]

I lost it when he said 2 child slaves

[@jonahfalcon1970]

Doug: 22 minutes is required for any half-hour show on TV. So, yeah, they were making this thing available for broadcast.

[@TehLucario]

"I won't make it cannon." Best line

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

Then don't.

[@deleakinsade215]

The reason why Mikey was wearing a scarf that one scene was to tell him and Raphael apart (their masks are nearly identical )

[@MFool64]

I'm pretty sure they wanted to hide a hole on the costume too

[@bowmaj8666]

7:35 Look at that, not a single one of the Turtle costumes has proper feet, it looks like the actors are just wearing black socks!

[@wokenlunatic2849]

Bowmaj 86 or boots

[@alicedarhk9790]

16:37 her name is Natasha Cresap. Top billing of "The Kids" in the credits. IMDB lists Turtles concerts as her only credits.

[@stormstrider1990]

One of my favorite Nostalgia Critic Christmas specials.

[@80ssnorklover7]

This is one of the only reviews I agree with the nostalgia credit on cuz the turtles in this one looks even more freakier than you'll ever notice.

[@segatendo1985]

Finally. I've been waiting for this piece of Turtle shit for years

[@antoniodelacruz205]

why?

[@donnelwaddledee965]

That's a long time to wait for a turtle to shit

[@BubblesZap]

+Pikachu Thirteen they are slow

[@donnelwaddledee965]

+Jkop True...after this video, I'm gonna go look up real turtles to remind myself why I like reptiles

[@TheDetouronYouTube]

+Nintendo Kid Me too.

[@faze_buendia9514]

I also grew up watching Small One, American Tail, All Dogs Go To Heaven, etc. and not only do I still absolutely love them but I've also made my kids watch them and they love my "old movies", they often ask me to pick out a movie for them. I was flabbergasted when I realized that my 10 and 12 yr olds had no idea 101 Dalmations was an animated movie first! They'd only ever seen the live-action, and boy did they love the old cartoon movie better. Also, old movies that used to be on late at night like The Shaggy Dog, The Ugly Dachsund, Old Yeller, all hold a lot of nostalgia

[@snazzyzsmitty]

The picture from the Bay Ninja Turtles is more like 10 years of steroid abuse

[@t3ras74]

Z Smitty + alcohol and maybe meth

[@Dragonking1984]

When you have TMNT talking about "inter-species relationships" I'm surprised the parents didn't have the same look that one kid had.

[@justagiantnerd8001]

Yeah, if I was a parent I would be terrified

[@genesismultiverse4896]

I am surprised the parents don't turn them to turtle soup for saying that

[@ZuluRomeo]

I thought "smile and mouth wide open" was funny, at least according to Master of Disguise. Obviously NC was "not Turtley enough" for this movie.

[@ZuluRomeo]

Tuuuuuuuuuuuurtle.

[@UserName-cp1kf]

+Zulu Romeo I like turtles

[@jamesmeow3039]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurtles

[@TheMrRuttazzo]

"Mouth open is too funny, huh huh..."

[@joyunicycle]

They repeat the word "Turtle" over and over

[@babygirlalaura]

my sides were not ready for MC Urkel Pants 😂

[@GoatPopsicle]

But...you were ready, for Leo’s Vag making a special guest appearance?

[@JeffDoyen]

17:11 "To Scott Hyman for his unending devotion to this project."

[@Kirkeyressa]

"What the hell do the Ninja Turtles and opera have in common?" ...The Renaissance?

[@cuteskeleton9381]

That dudes IMDB page is so depressing, I mean WOW.

[@robbiewalker2831]

+Alisha Dee All he made was Turtles Christmas and Turtle Tunes... THAT'S IT! That is all he's ever did in his carrer!

[@kyleshea384]

+Alisha Dee You can just feel the despair leaping out of the web page.

[@xlightmariox8936]

The critic or the maker of this "Thing" in the TMNThistoey

[@cuteskeleton9381]

+xlightmariox The maker of the TMNT special.

[@spoopsmcghost9536]

+Alisha Dee I think he needs a hug...

[@TDIdialgagirl]

1:03. Attack on Titan season 2 is looking great!

[@Dragonrider1227]

On that day, Christmas received a grim reminder

[@heyseamonkey]

SIE SIND DE ESSEN UN WIR SIND DIE SANTA

[@gerardogarcia8132]

It definitely was better than the ending of the series

[@Rav_Ram]

deck the halls with pepperoni

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Mustard, eggplant, and baloney!

[@TheSupergamer300Show]

FALALALALAALALALALA (DON'T LOOK STRAIGHT INTO THEIR EYES)

[@DuckandMikeyfan49]

Santa Claus will bring his reindeer!

[@Santoryu90]

+ThePotatoKing IT EATS FEAR

[@scottackerson7634]

Let's all sing this fart together

[@AzraelXOXO]

pause at 10:05 minutes and you got yourself a cursed image

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

The entire special in a nutshell

[@conservaduck7298]

This is by far the funniest movie I have ever seen (in a room way)

[@jonathandelgado4703]

12: 49 is that pizza in a display case?they sure do value pizza.

[@lunayoshi]

That or a frame, yeah. It reminded me of Spoony's Toilet Pizza story, tbh.

[@zanderbraincinemas6126]

15:10 not 12:49

[@vfspectrum4652]

it looks so gross to

[@otakon17]

1:08 I like how you more or less homaged 'The Muppet Movie' with that shot there when Animal grows giant during the final confrontation with Doc Hopper.

[@alexandriapape208]

It was 1:03

[@starrynight2963]

i remember this special more from the YTP's than the actual special so i keep expecting a YTP moment to happen every second

[@blackcat738]

did they have to sing in a jamacin acsent.

[@filletofish2200]

Eh whatever,we had Funky Kong having a jamaican accent in the DKC show

[@Grim_Sister]

Yes. The accent was clearly essential. Just like Mickey singing opera out of nowhere

[@JoeRossProductions]

@@Grim_Sister He's turning into that opera guy again!

[@DozingGreen-fz6rg]

Accent.......bro do you even English? Lol JK

[@blackcat738]

@@DozingGreen-fz6rg bro that was 3 years ago. I just made two typos. Jesus man

[@Grabacr50]

The turtles have that same eerie creepiness that the Five Nights at Freddy's animatronics had before the Internet mercilessly mutilated their image

[@Grabacr50]

I have to agree wtih Critic about the Bay turtles, I think they look disgusting and horrifying.

[@Gunfighter150]

Well the turtles got it easier, they weren't made into porn stars or force to change their species to justify wanting to have the weird idea of fucking them and drawing loads of dirty fan art of them

[@makutamiserix5612]

gunfighter Well there is probably Tmnt rule 34. But I agree. Its fucked up to draw shit like that. Once my friend at school thought I searched that up and for the rest of that year I was teased for it. Then my other friend actually DID search it up and nobody gave a shit.

[@michellehughes9407]

+Grabacr50 that 'creepiness' could possibly be accounted for by the uncanny valley

[@Grabacr50]

The internet is a weird place and people need to just accept that >.

[@timgrove5757]

" Yeah Get the Hell outta here Billy Your not Stealing our Thunder"that part makes me laugh so hard everytime 😂

[@genesismultiverse4896]

Considering power rangers yeah

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

@@genesismultiverse4896How?

[@genesismultiverse4896]

@@nationalinstituteofcheese3012 billy the blue ranger and how it has better ratings them next mutation

[@tyhite100]

Lol Tamara's screams in the end are so cheesy.. XD

[@SherlockHoles2012]

But the moans aren't ;)

[@robertwild9447]

Fuck these skits, I wanted an in depth, educational, critical analysis of We Wish You a Turtle Christmas...

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

+Robert Wild he did a critical anlysisi on this, just watch the vid

[@juant8631]

+Johann Schmidt// Red Skull .... Uh...hate to break it to you, but.... It's a joke.

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

God dammit, i didnt see that

[@vedwalker3974]

+Robert Wild Good one.

[@brandontriplin5447]

Really wish it was easier to figure out when people are being sarcastic in the sarcasm

[@TheMajesticJunkyard]

19:34 Still more canon than 'Say uncle.'

[@victoriaalcantara3511]

I wish it were canon except for pizza steves death

[@penguin64p]

Pizza Steve's death is the only part I wish were canon. xD

[@victoriaalcantara3511]

Why you so mean peridot :/ pizza is awesome is it because you not in it or because we wont see you until the hiatus is over XD

[@penguin64p]

Meh, I just don't like Pizza Steve's personality.

[@miniespeon158]

+PeridotPenguin pizza steve... Sounds familiar... >.

[@DarkwyndPT]

No James Rolfe cameo?

[@robbiewalker2831]

+Marco Rocha There were a few TMNT reviews of NC that didn't feature the AVGN. What's your point?

[@DarkwyndPT]

Robert Walker It's just that I'm so used to see both of them riping bad TMNT stuff together.

[@robbiewalker2831]

Marco Rocha Yeah, well maybe next time.

[@SpartanCodeTBAG]

+Marco Rocha Who also reviewed this lol.

[@DigiRangerScott]

HE SET OFF A NUCLEAR REACTION

[@SuperVideogamer]

Let's all sing this fart together

[@Darmelton]

Right in the childhood

[@Ezad99]

+Dartron We meet again lol

[@beeholder1160]

Pffft, who needs childhood.

[@smashbrospippop1931]

+Dartron You have a sorry childhood if it included this...(HAHA I'm jk man)

[@jasondamrau9943]

+SmashBrosPip&Pop I think he ment a kick to childhoods nuts

[@theponydalek7923]

+NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Incorporated :D..... Damn that's a long name

[@MRMcLean98]

I liked this because of the Don Bluth message at the end.

[@jeuryrabassa4724]

The only important thing that matters in this crappy movie.

[@Fodimin]

Guess what guys? I STILL can't get over the Canadian commercial from two weeks ago.

[@TheJordanWS]

YAH SICK CANADA

[@savannahadair2815]

I think I need to get therapy after the commercial.

[@UNOgard]

+Fodimin “SirFodiminX” Layton what commercial

[@marvelousTUD]

Seriously, Canada is fucked up.

[@holymackerelthethird2478]

+UNOgard The one where she has an "accident"

[@Redjoekido]

So at 9:46, as Raphael approaches Santa, he seems to be like "WTF am I looking at?" and rises the bell like he was going in a self-defense mode. Better be careful Raphael.

[@jagerbombers6089]

Oh trees are living. They have cells. These things don't!

[@jakemitchell1132]

I can't tell if this is worse than the Star Wars Christmas special.

[@phantomzone2725]

+Jake Mitchell I think Star Wars Holiday Special (not Christmas, probably Thanksgiving) is far better and more creative. At least Wookiees have a decent lipsync.

[@purpledragon7634]

At least in the Star Wars Holiday Special, the characters looked like they were supposed to.

[@15oClock]

This is shorter.

[@bourne2crimson397]

This is at least funny, albeit unintentionally.

[@BigAL68xyz]

The Star Wars special had that neat cartoon introducing Boba Fett. Without that...I'd call it a tie.

[@LION0410]

9:20 Me : With Pleasure SLAP** !! Me: OK i Deserve that One.......

[@redlion5038]

I was expecting a comment like this

[@victorhuerta4600]

Oh my gosh, I have this on VHS. When my parents didn't have cable, this was one of my childhood collection of cassettes. I don't think I liked it, even then, but I watched it because it was just there. Awesome video, Critic

[@TBONE_2004]

1:06 - *...ON THAT DAY... NINJA TURTLES FANS WERE GIVEN A REMINDER...*

[@disneydork100]

We're fucked.

[@TheSupergamer300Show]

CHRIIIISTMAAAAAS

[@twinkiephobe2915]

Nothing will ever top the terrible Star Wars Christmas special.

[@TommyPicklesFan]

+Twinkie Phobe And Also A Special Sesame Street Christmas that aired on CBS in 1978 which is on the same year as Christmas Eve on Sesame Street.

[@oohrah1997]

+Twinkie Phobe Sadley that is true god that movie was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD

[@bfbfhdh384]

christmas tree speacial

[@rayelgatubelo]

+Twinkie Phobe The Star Wars Holiday Special is much worse than the Turtles one, but the Turtles Special's existence is 100 times more baffling.

[@oohrah1997]

rayelgatubelo yeah and plus the Star wars Holiday special is THE WORST for multiple reasons 1. Many people have seen it 2. George Lucas has even admitted to hating it and this is the guy who said jar jar fuckin retarded binks was awesome not good awesome 3. While TMNT is great not many adult like it as much as star wars and plus star wars does have a bigger fanbase and people are not shocked about the holiday special TMNT coming out of our shells is shit but i think star wars was the shit

[@jasonbleau4646]

Even when I was young watching this special I thought the girl at the end was more enthusiastic than the rest. Even the little girl next to her you can tell is following her lead and tbe older girl is trying to help her through it. I mean good for her but she clearly was the only one there who seemed to care lol

[@MasterOfNoise]

So this is why Vanilla Ice lost his popularity...

[@kylemorello4787]

I think you're referring to the second one.

[@TheBeardedCaveman884]

I like how this video is longer than the actual Christmas special it's reviewing.

[@scottbuckley823]

according to imdb the budget was $5000 where the hell did it go?

[@rainyrouge5123]

Drugs for the costume designers obviously.

[@ameliawright6947]

And yet Primer was made with only $2000 more...

[@infinifan8032]

No I think that money went to that black kid from the Oprah special

[@MrChickennugget360]

cocaine and hookers. plus what ever was left over went to production

[@alexanderkornetka5522]

on lunch

[@DigiRangerScott]

IT'S CHRISTMAS AT GROUND ZERO, MALCOLM ZOMBIES EVERY WHERE

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

The Carolers stopped singing, Both of Tamara's ears are ringing, while the smoke fills up the air!

[@Yukinoomoni]

You say this like this is a bad thing :P

[@vedwalker3974]

+SilverHairedFreak25 It's Christmas at Ground Zero, the Yule Bomb has been dropped!

[@longrua1231]

+Tara Blackmore Actually it's weird al yankovic christmas song of the same name.

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

On the third day of Christmas the turtle's gave to me. Three skateboards... *TWO CHILD SLAVES* 😂 Lmao that line made me laugh hard.

[@ademetal]

Isn't Christmas supposed to be about wishing people happiness regardless of who they are, why turn wishing Shredder a Merry Christmas into an awkward joke? Granted, I wont be wishing ISIS a Merry Christmas, but still!

[@mysite1012]

But the Russians are giving them an EXPLOSIVE christmas. I think it's going off with a BANG!!!!

[@jamesscott2043]

+tmzissupergay Eh, my aunt, uncle, and three cousins are all Muslim, and they celebrate Christmas. :) It's not like you can escape Christmas with it being everywhere, especially in America. So, they celebrate the holiday with the rest of the family, regardless of differences of faith. We exchange gifts, eat the staple food, and even have interesting discussions about faith and family.

[@Jonqen]

Jesus forgave his enemies so that make sense

[@argkioof3988]

ademetal "supposed to" is the answer

[@fluffylovey]

Oh my god when you mentioned 'The Small One' at the end I near on cried. I too watch that short every Christmas without fail and it remains one of my main inspirations for animation and writing because it's just so perfect, and I'm so glad a reviewer such as yourself enjoys it as much as I do

[@mastermindepsilon9517]

"As lifeless as a tree." Looks like someone failed biology......

[@jaydenfredrickson8509]

trees need to get a life. their boring as shit. like seriously? have you ever had a decent conversation with one? no? there's my point.

[@David-qi1ys]

+Jayden Fredrickson I have. It told me to lick the ears of everyone standing in line at Wendy's.

[@SpookNukem]

He means characteristically.

[@jd2792]

+MastermindEpsilon its more of a figure of speech

[@Eltrio2]

+MastermindEpsilon He was talking about the costumes.

[@juliendacoolien3454]

I just had an UNSKIPPABLE 8 MINUTE AD I hate my life

[@HP-ej3bo]

UNSKIPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@gamesunlimited149]

Julien Da Coolien i dont think thats possible (or is there a joke i dont get?)

[@juliendacoolien3454]

I didn't know those existed

[@phylesepetrie2499]

i'm so sorry

[@williamfulenwider7332]

Its ok the ad was eye bleach for the awfulness that is this special

[@dubbingsync]

22 minutes? So this review is longer than the special itself? Ok then.

[@IFZEX09]

The review end at 21 mins

[@bucwhovian8305]

That's why it is so awesome!

[@fabulousmuffin9186]

Well duh, he's analyzing it.

[@bucwhovian8305]

Fabulous Muffin He's reviewing it.

[@fabulousmuffin9186]

Buc Whovian They pretty much synonyms

[@whenthemusicsover6028]

7:28 They must REALLY be used to life on the street since, apparently, half-burnt Chuck E. Cheese animatronics don't seem to phase them in the least." Oh, they're gonna love FNAF then. :)

[@TheRetroMess]

7:42 LOLOLOLOLOL "Mikey's sagging vagina!" I literally can't stop laughing at this bit.

[@WillShakes423]

You could say this Turtle special was a Shell of a misfire. 🐢

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

Bud dum cheeeeee.

[@MathivichNickerson]

It was a very specshell Christmas.

[@WillShakes423]

@@MathivichNickerson Good one.

[@MathivichNickerson]

@@WillShakes423 👍

[@WillShakes423]

@@MathivichNickerson I wonder if the Critic was suffering from Shell Shock. Waka Waka.

[@bigbadb4576]

6:36 I've watched Nc for years...the fact he compared anything to the garbage pail kids is terrifying.

[@maxwright9537]

0:54 You wanted an Attack on Titan season 2? here you go

[@delabarcel]

1:01 Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997)

[@scotcheggable]

It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooooooooooown

[@terraventusaqua123]

+TheDoctor64 Does the Critic even do anime? You'd have a better shot asking Nostalgia Chick or Jesu Otaku.

[@spoonsharkart4550]

No that movie is still way creepier, I love it :)

[@koreankamui98]

+Robert Jay don't quote me on this, but I think Doug said he likes some anime.

[@ChristianWS.]

I would love to hear what Doug thinks about NGE and End of Evangelion

[@Japanda-ge1zi]

at 13:47 of course she isn't happy, it's a Turtle Christmas. I doubt the cameraman, director and voices of the turtles and Splinter were happy either

[@NormanMatchem]

15:27 I thought they were making a voice for him for a joke, but no, turns out that's Splinter's actual voice in this video...

[@A_Dongle]

My grandma bought me this tape under the guise of the TMNT movie. Iv never been so mad in my life

[@SharpRichDragon]

0:50 Attack on Critic

[@noteraezan]

lololololol

[@thebeastofchaos]

+Sharp Rich Dragon I'LL KILL ALL THE CRITICS! EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!

[@oklahomacityradiowaves5462]

One half: Marco! The other half: Polo!

[@1aundulxaldin]

+Andy AM The highest tier of Critics attacking the walls are the Cinemasins. They're smart, well coordinated, and frighteningly fast. Do not hesitate in front of em'.

[@ph89787]

On that day, Malcolm and Tamara received a grave reminder. That its fufufucking Christmas.

[@louisduarte8763]

I love how NC's first-video-of-December-Christmas-joy gets more insane and destructive every year.

[@jp5394]

YOU DID THIS REVIEW WITHOUT FEATURING THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD?

[@robbiewalker2831]

+Macaco Macabra I told Marco Rocha, there were a few TMNT reviews of NC that didn't feature the AVGN. What's your point?

[@jp5394]

Robert Walker I'm aware he didn't feature in all reviews, but c'mon, this one would be a perfect one for the Nerd to be featured in. It's been a pleasure being replied by one of the Walker brothers (if you are in fact THE actual Rob Walker)

[@robbiewalker2831]

Macaco Macabra 1. -_- Why are people always doing that! I'm NOT Doug Walker's Brother. 2. AVGN already covered that in his OWN review 5 years ago!: cinemassacre.com/2010/12/11/we-wish-you-a-turtle-christmas/

[@jp5394]

Robert Walker I apologize

[@Thatguy-of5re]

+Robert Walker Because he actually has a brother named Rob? It's the only thing on Rob's IMDB page.

[@nastynate4916]

I love how every year Critic's love for Christmas gets more and more destructive

[@thedangerwich5476]

Kinda sad how badly everyone with creative license for the franchise has whored the teenage mutant ninja turtles. I don't think I've ever seen a franchise that has had every inch of its credibilty and respect drained so thoroughly.

[@PikaLink91]

19:00 Yeah I too usually look at the backcover first when trying to choose what comic I wanna read.