What the HELL is Elf Bowling the Movie? - Christmas Crap

[@Saberspark]

This is possibly one of the most pointless Christmas movies ever made... Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

[@alexhart9267]

Saberspark I love Christmas but why is a lot of CRAP come from it?!

[@ciarasgoldengaming3725]

Saberspark yeah DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS SHITTY MOVIE KIDS!

[@spongecrocker1345]

I meet Tom Kenny

[@RoriHeere]

Can you review Elf: Buddy's Musical Christmas? It is so cringy that while we were watching this in class, I almost walked out of the room. It is based on Elf, but it has none of the magic from that movie.

[@mix3k818]

We need a new Bubsy game with the same color style as the first games, more stages and of course, some more purrsonality. Wait, this is a Saberspark video? This movie looks like trash. I hope you didn't turn insane from this pile of outdated CGI garbage.

[@4nimeJax]

"This is like a chick flick dude, except instead of a bunch of smoking babes it's a munchkin and a fat guy" *cries*

[@egill624]

*I have crippling depression*

[@scorch2155]

Honestly out of the whole movie that is the closet thing to a joke and I have to admit do to the rest of the movie I actually found it funny.

[@zashgekido5616]

W H E E Z E

[@EddieMillerStudios]

"I'm gonna take what he just said, and post it as a review on Amazon."

[@parker-boy98]

*Saberspark posts that as a review on Amazon*

[@NormasWitnesses]

Even in a movie this bad, Tom Kenny is *always* a welcome prescence.

[@shwahgamer]

He's also in one scene in Re-Animated: that shitty live action/animation hybrid movie from cartoon network and he's the only person who's still even giving half a damn for a single scene. (Where he was actually there and not just doing a character voice)

[@pinkfox9364]

Tom Kenny is KING

[@christopherwallace7903]

Nicholas Salmons You want to hear him sing about exposed breasts? No? Well, here you go...

[@parker-boy98]

His voice is the one thing that sustains your sanity in this

[@WillieManga]

But the stuff the script has him do is just... uncomfortable. The way he said "Detroit" was particularly weird.

[@rbfloat]

This movie suffers from what I like to call Shrek Syndrome. People think Shrek was solely popular because of adult humor and fail to realize that Shrek was a good movie due to the satire, good characters, a planned out plot and actual humor.

[@jacksonturner3623]

Arreee you being sarcastic or not Don't want to end up on r/wooosh

[@mduardo]

Yeah, but the Lord Farquaad bone scene is pure GOLD

[@Darkcyndermaya]

@@jacksonturner3623 No it's actually a good point. Shrek is good satire.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Rootbeerfloat Productions Chicken Little is a prime example of that!

[@SuperSwordman1]

Wow, didn't think other people thought that. I mean, I think Shrek used up it's potential come the third movie (by which I mean the first two where good. 3 and 4 are bad). But again, Shrek knew what it was doing when it started. Wish people could see that.

[@AlphonzeBechstein]

This is ironic because Tom Kenny got he idea for the Spongebob voice from a disgruntled mall elf

[@brodiero-solar302]

yeah

[@SirBlackReeds]

I thought he based it off of Elroy.

[@minaashido5678]

No wonder SpongeBob is so obnoxious

[@parker-boy98]

That's not irony that's coincidence

[@parker-boy98]

@@brodiero-solar302 if it wasn't for the Christmas shit I wouldn't fucking work!

[@sandskrit13]

The main villain has manic depression, owns a sweatshop, and sings about how great slavery is. _Is this the right movie?_

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

🙈

[@nathanclark2424]

Really getting the Christmas spirit feel, ain't you?

[@wannabewyvern]

Lmao

[@wannabewyvern]

And he also is 1400 years old

[@Bear_Song]

Yep, pretty sure it is.

[@ladylunaginaofgames40]

14 hundred years? Not only is the inventory is unrealistic, but Santa's origins are unrealistic since the type of pirate he represents didn't exist until 1400-1500 A.D. He should of been a Viking.

[@MrSpeedysam60]

Considering the fact that parts of Santa originated from Odin, that seems highly appropriate.

[@parker-boy98]

@@MrSpeedysam60 Okay then

[@parker-boy98]

@@MrSpeedysam60 Is that also where the elves came from?

[@parker-boy98]

@@MrSpeedysam60 So Santa Claus is Odin?

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Odin was Santa the whole time, he didn't die in Ragnarok, instead he abandoned his freaking kingdom to become Santa Claus, who can be easily killed by falling off a roof

[@wingedmirage4226]

To be honest, the idea of Santa being a pirate or other bad person, but feeling guilty about it, thus leading to him trying to make up for it via Christmas, is actually an interesting idea. It's just mangled like the rest of this movie.

[@AJPlayinGames]

A similar idea is explored in William Joyce's Guardians of Childhood book series, which was adapted into the Rise of the Guardians movie from Dreamworks. They don't go into Santa's origins in the movie, but in the books he was originally a bandit.

[@BJGvideos]

@@AJPlayinGames Oh yeah? I only saw the movie but I suspected he had been something unsavoury.

[@r.j.penfold]

@@AJPlayinGames I was about to bring that up! Russian sword fighter Santa is the best Santa.

[@elorahbillustrator]

Yeah the movie was a sequel to the books which I thought was pretty cool 😊

[@emperorarkoos2919]

Violent night did this concept pretty well.

[@gnbman]

Eh, that rapping elf might not be racist. *"DEE-TROIT"* Never mind.

[@WillieManga]

You also got Tom Kenny singing about... slavery... please tell me you felt uncomfortable with this, Tommy.

[@gnbman]

@@WillieManga I don't think the slavery song was racist though, since it was clearly depicted as still being a bad thing. It was just weirdly dark humor for a kids' movie.

[@tseye2478]

I will DEE-TROIT smash the person who wrote that script

[@tlebron8426]

Tseye247, they truly will be DESTROID!!!

[@miguelvillegas7049]

T Lebron Destroid _aw yeah, this is big brain time_

[@NotOfTroy]

"Stonehenge guys" Apparently Saberspark has never heard of Easter Island

[@theinkiestweyo6791]

🗿

[@doubleaura9387]

XD

[@thetobester24]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@andrewgan557]

Moai

[@mattaffenit9898]

The movie clearly doesn't give a shit. Why should he?

[@samm4857]

“Oh white beard, you’re such a big one” * chemistry-esque staring * *”Brother, keep your hot strudel in your pants”*

[@Craze_1209]

Says the one who let’s their strudel hop to Fiji without him

[@calliecorn]

*That's not very PG Family Friendly Clean*

[@yvyrose195]

I lost it. XD

[@parker-boy98]

O_O

[@charmandyorton006]

I love the fact that you added "chemistry-esque"

[@StickMaster500]

I can already see this movie being a timeless Christmas classic, right next to Eight Crazy Nights starring Adam Sandler and that's a Hanukkah movie!

[@mariannadawson1925]

Eight Crazy Nights wasn't terrible but it wasn't great either. Still like the only Chanukah movie I'm aware of

[@TrafalgarD.Shambles]

Honestly i'm the few people who actually likes [8 Crazy Nights.]

[@voughklry8362]

Wait Stick master not on a TF2 video????

[@SmartAlec1]

@@voughklry8362 you're new to this...

[@slopceo]

Stick ok dude I see you in the comments of like every vid I watch

[@0ctopusComp1etely]

Honestly, I just appreciate the originality for the ol' Saint Nick's origin story. It's not everyday you see Christmas started by an inappropriately-era'd pirate and his obviously Waluig- I mean treacherous brother. On another personal level, about the only vague, vague memories I have of this game are of the elves belittling the player via poop jokes and mooning. So the movie actually seems to have been pretty faithful to the source material.

[@parker-boy98]

Yeah, but they got the origin of the Elf Bowling game wrong. In the game, Santa's getting revenge against striking elves. Here, Santa accidentally threw a ball at them, and they loved it for some weird reason.

[@dr.altoclef9255]

The sequel had jokes about "I got lei'd!" and "Hey, I've got crabs-" if I remember right.

[@Gvair22]

The idea for Santa the pirate is nonsensical

[@Niskara]

I also seem to recall that on rare occasions, one of the elves' heads gets torn off and sparks shoot out. Also, you can kill a reindeer

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

**gets hit by a bowling ball** Me: _F I N L A N D ! ! !_

[@lillyandfreinds67]

Oh hey its you again

[@YaBoyJa0234]

Excellent reference!

[@yopassthefuckinsalt922]

Reference for what?

[@sandskrit13]

No, I said _ENGLAND_

[@keynanmartinez]

Where's the leak ma'am?

[@allybilski7771]

*WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE* *I WAS PLAYING E L F B O W L I N G*

[@adampellett4917]

Lol! I rather watch Rudolph than that awful movie.

[@clogiz]

The similarities between the villain and Tom Kenny's other voice acting roles is kinda creepy. •Tom played the ice king who had penguin slaves •The villain Tom played had penguins to help him cheat •Tom played patchy the pirate •The villain Tom played was a pirate That's wack

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

Psante

[@emblemblade9245]

If we ever get a movie with Waluigi Tom had better voice him

[@clogiz]

@@emblemblade9245 indeed

[@adampellett4917]

I loved Tom Kenny since Rocko’s Modern Life and the Powerpuff Girls. He is the legend.

[@SK-Nyx]

The elves count each individual Lego as a toy. Hence the 10 trillion.

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

A bit tedious I may say

[@iplayzgames8241]

German military levels of inventory tracking

[@minaashido5678]

Oh that makes sense

[@dr.altoclef9255]

I mean I think each lego part has like, special serial numbers anyway.

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

If so that's awful

[@ryukthedarkrai4259]

This has to be the most epic anime crossover of all time •Spongebob •Ice King •Elves •Santa •Waluigi •Jeopardy •Kids Next Door Remind me again why this is bad?

[@RadicaIjoe]

Because they aren't gnomes.

[@sophsfavvids]

0:04 here's plenty of proof

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

What about the penguins of Madagascar?

[@turkeycat5090]

I admit,I like this movie. It's funny and hilarious

[@user-ph4vk9lx9o]

I hear captain knuckles from flapjack as well

[@HTPCYMC]

I’d rather bowl with gnomes, because they’re not elves.

[@Mate397]

That's elfist.

[@RandomKourosh]

Ha

[@emili0645]

You have mere seconds to live

[@InvalidCharacter]

Myes myes

[@spartan_ma777]

I'm not a gnoblin. I'm not a gnelf! *_Im a GnOMe, and you've been GNOOOMed!!_*

[@Shamandigi62091]

So this what the pirate from spongebob does in his off time

[@spookyrosev6467]

Jack Sullivan The Secret Origin of Patchy the Pirate

[@AllenShircliff]

His name is Patchy the pirate

[@indigowendigo8165]

I thought you were talking about The Flying Dutchman, I forgot about Patchy. :p

[@Sonichero151]

@@indigowendigo8165 Tom is patchy..... The ghost of the flying Dutchman is actually ...... Captain Knuckles....

[@Shamandigi62091]

I meant that painting pirate from the intro

[@jiro383]

17:21 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE PETRIFIES MY PEG LEG JOKE. That one also seems incredibly innuendo.

[@IexoPeoa]

You missed quite possibly one of the most blatant innuendos in there at 17:21 : "Oh lassie, ya petrifies me peg leg and makes me heart pound!"

[@doubleaura9387]

What's that adult joke for?

[@liquidsandwich1052]

@@doubleaura9387 petrify my peg leg = erection

[@r.j.penfold]

What the FUCK?!

[@problem3412]

*_h-he doesn't have a peg leg...._*

[@masterzoroark6664]

Sexual Scootman

[@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

The Ice King singing about Slavery Never thought I’d hear it

[@vanessaaiselbrown3521]

B O I.

[@parker-boy98]

I wonder what Tom Kenny's face looked like when he read those lines

[@LeBeauYT]

Spongebob singing about slavery

[@KrugerBabadook]

dear god

[@ggjade]

Oddly fitting

[@deppheadsunited2924]

"Santa's immortal and the humanity just has to deal with him throughout the centuries".........................until Tim Allen makes him fall off a roof.

[@ZorotheGallade]

But you can't destroy Santa, if you kill him you become him

[@Maddy-ny8dz]

Bold of you to assume this isn't Tim Allen's Santa Claus

[@johnnyweissmuller5559]

HEY, YOU!

[@parker-boy98]

Bold of you to assume all Santas are the same

[@ericbeilmann3649]

falling off of roofs. Santa's one weakness. It makes me wonder why he spends so much time on them.

[@ThePurrplePuff]

hol up. If Santa's real name is Chris Kringle, then his brother is literally *D I N G L E K R I N G L E*

[@doctornick17]

*D I N G L E K R I N G L E*

[@ravenskylord3143]

D I N G L E K R I N G L E

[@scaredandconfused]

*D I N G L E K R I N G L E*

[@FloofyReks]

D I N G L E K R I N G L E

[@eatfriesplspls]

D I N G L E K R I N G L E

[@CultOfNothoon]

Nitpick, but it isn't a "Stonehenge head". It was a Moai statue from Easter Island. Very different things.

[@nirriii]

Every time he calls them Stonehenge heads makes me want to scream.

[@Benzinilinguine]

"But Stonehenge is the only large stone formation I know"

[@isharkyshark3974]

🗿

[@carlosalmonacid8958]

Stonehenge is in the U.K. and Easter island is off the coast of Chile. They are thousands of miles apart!

[@alexthekiddo10]

Lol I just chuckled at that line. XD

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Those penguins are furry bait

[@Mate397]

The girl penguin on the picture is one for sure.

[@TheaArtsFox]

THIS channel is Furry Bait…

[@ivancalderon4208]

Kermit the frog once again!

[@sandragordon9496]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE XD?

[@JohrnyReport]

fucking atrocious bait tou

[@zackyezek3760]

There's a reason these bad, obscure animated movies usually have that "clay" or "rubber" 3D look. It comes down to high end vs. cheaper computer graphics. That look requires far less textures and other graphical effects per frame to render, such as elaborate shading & physics models, which means it can be done on way cheaper systems in a reasonably short time. Bad CGI often has a similar plastic effect, and for the same reasons.

[@kirb9819]

Zack Yezek thanks for the info I didn't know that

[@dead9247]

In their favour, they probably only could borrow a little bit of money so they saved it by making the models look plastic.

[@gargoyles9999]

Zack Yezek shouldn't those cheaper models slowly catch up to high end though? I mean look at how computer tech has progressed since TOY STORY 1, and yet graphics systems are being used that somehow still appears to be 25-30 yrs behind. I can imagine in 2050 movies will still look pre 2000.

[@parker-boy98]

I thought they were trying for a Rankin Bass look, LOL

[@1Hol1Tiger]

Huh.. I kind of assumed in this case that the Clay-Like Design were meant to be an homage to the Rankin-Bass Claymation movies, but I guess I was giving them more credit

[@gunkgirl]

*_elves must be happy_* Elf: _has clinical depression_ Santa: *gotta break your ankles now*

[@oragethefurrykiller9194]

R/cursedcomments

[@BugsyFoga]

"Who Pooped in the peaNUT Barrel"

[@skyhai3689]

Nutboy did it

[@runawaytrain7925]

Aren't you all forgetting something!? "Don't forget to grab your balls!"

[@LinkieLinkGameing]

pea into her NUT... Wait

[@korprikall9000]

Nutboy busted the nut! Wait a second

[@nickgarraud6080]

Hahahaha I'm laughing because I think it's ridiculous that they would say this not because I think it's funny

[@NormasWitnesses]

Can't forget the guy who voiced Santa, who's no longer with us. R.I.P. Joe Alaskey

[@benjackson7872]

He was one of the best versions of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.

[@Craze_1209]

Cheer up, you got 69 likes now, but still, rip 😔

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

@@Craze_1209 WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE MY MAN?

[@agvulpine]

@@youtubeuserdan4017 that's Spinel from Steven Universe.

[@bluehat6109]

@@agvulpine don't worry she just tried a chilly pepper

[@jacobtheorangeyoshi8710]

The worst thing Tom Kenny was ever in. i think One Course Meal was a better role than this.

[@greenbyrd2224]

Positive?

[@kimifw58]

Worse than Transformers 2?

[@ikedatike2533]

@@kimifw58 way worse!

[@asher8754]

That’s gone with the wind compared with this

[@merrittanimation7721]

Wasn't he in Rapsittie Street Kids?

[@michaelanderson3958]

"It petrifies me peg leg" You really let that one slip and we all suffered

[@demonfire691]

I don’t know why, but the slow motion “poop” from Santa kills me every time I hear it.

[@yolkyostritch1692]

4:01

[@dragonslayersworkshop8598]

P O O P

[@dr.altoclef9255]

The enunciation, maybe. You can practically hear him spitting as he says it.

[@memesarecool4363]

"BrOtHeR yOu KeEp yOuR HoT sTrOoDlE iN yOuR pAnTs" Me:excuse me? There's children watching

[@JackTheBreadGuyOfficial]

( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

[@residentflamingo115]

Yes

[@dankswagydawgy6129]

Dad where my stroodie

[@raccoonwithwifi2252]

8:36

[@parker-boy98]

@Jacob Choi NC: Oh who am I kidding, if this was a hit *points at Venom* That's totally possible!

[@AvocAdo5096]

Next you should review "I downloaded a ghost" by Disney. It's cringy and bad acting and bad effects and kinds ripping off home alone. It also includes my Drama teacher as the reporter guy near the end

[@victorhernandez8723]

Avocado You’re making that up!

[@AvocAdo5096]

@@victorhernandez8723 I swear I'm not. Send me your discord and I can show you my drama teacher. Look for the movie and look for the reporter guy. I can send you a picture

[@wendyokoopa7048]

@@AvocAdo5096 same here

[@alittlebitd3ad]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmKqlGaelLx2p9E

[@parker-boy98]

Well, Disney Channel is often full of crap, I prefer Classic Disney

[@chanbear2005]

19:44: “This movie has officially jumped the shark.” No, Saber, this movie got eaten by the shark before it could even jump.

[@BraninT]

It's probably a lot harder for voice actors, even hugely successful ones, to judge the quality of an animation project before it's released since it's just them in a sound booth... provided the studio ca actually afford to rent out a recording studio.

[@Maxmotor2008]

Why do you keep calling them Stonehenge heads? Those are Easter Island statues, they are not related to Stonehenge in any way..

[@egill624]

There's a conspiracy that Stonehenge is the toes of the Easter Island heads.

[@kingboo1764]

E Gill MAN THeN THE MUST NEED TI GO TO THE Doctor because their toes are messed up they need some serious surgery

[@Ivyzord]

Harry Brookman I was looking for this comment. Thank you.

[@yohannbiimu]

@@Ivyzord I didn't look for it. I'm too impatient so I commented on it myself. I didn't assume that it wasn't made earlier. I was just annoyed and had to vent.

[@crithitjace]

I believe the name for them is technically Moai heads (I'm unsure of the spelling). They're annoying as hell in the Parodius games.

[@hypnotic13371337]

0:32 Waluigi continuing his vacation from working in video games

[@stasing_0718]

He’s not even at Smash

[@dapperdrink]

@@stasing_0718 *cough* assist trophy *cough*

[@michaeltenenbaum8450]

He thought he needed a vacation after falling into a depression from getting snubbed for Smash

[@Goobzilla420]

This explains why he isn't in smash

[@RomoBomo]

He's still an assist trophy.

[@Guntherson220]

"We love having our ankles broken" Hey some people are S's and some people are M's, who am I to judge being neither.

[@minaashido5678]

This movie is full to the brim of fart and poop and butt jokes ... very classy

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

o h -

[@PaladinJones]

Child: Where did Santa come from? Dad: uh...he was a pirate on a ship called the Filthy......toe? Child: A pirate??? Dad: YES, and he loved....bowling. Child: Santa sounds amazing, and daddy? Dad: yes? Child: When will you stop drinking?

[@CrowRider1999]

“Talk about your stocking stuffers, eh?” “Boo.” “I am...funny.” That expression, and the way you said it is hilarious! XD

[@somebodycooliguess1597]

'Stocking' stuffer 😂

[@Azure70]

0:16 Saber: Who thought this needed a movie? Emoji Movie: Hello there

[@PapaNihil-w3x]

General Kamoji!

[@sonnypotts4218]

i thought the emoji movie was ok

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

Umm, what does The Emoji Movie had to do with this video?

[@Thepre-fixfordeath]

@@mariajimenafigueroa8311 that it is P O I N T L E S S.

[@DrierLocket7477]

Angry Birds movie as well

[@Hardc0re_L0ser]

4:30 *"DoNt fOrGEt tO gRAb yOuR bAlLS"*

[@thejay8963]

*MOAN*

[@75JUNAKI]

Tom Lake Charles Uhh............

[@idkman8691]

“Anything you say! My sweet dear brother!”

[@foxamisu3911]

Sir yes sir

[@parker-boy98]

I already did

[@EddieMillerStudios]

"WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL?!?!" needs to be a new channel meme.

[@Craze_1209]

*What a hangover!*

[@KalisShort]

I’ve never clicked so fast on a video. Best channel on KZbin

[@comradenapoleon4908]

Out of all the Christmas crap episodes, THIS was by far the one I was looking to the most. Ooooooh, I can't wait 'till they to Let's Watch Elf Bowling the Movie X3

[@discontinuedchannel5172]

1:28 I believe you mean Easter Island heads? Stonehenge doesn’t have heads.

[@comatose1818]

THANK YOU Someone pointed it out

[@ratatwang659]

🗿

[@foretold9236]

and they aren’t from fiji

[@GleeChan]

I was about to say the same thing.

[@thejay8963]

We came from the 🗿🥜

[@Sophia-xt9qb]

Legend says they forced Tom Kenny to voice record while being tied up in a basement

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

I err, uh, have to agree with you!

[@FoxMan_FF]

Hey, I know Tom Kenny is a living legend, but you failed to mention that Santa himself was voiced by the late Joe Alaskey, best known as the voice of several Looney Toons characters for MANY years.

[@nathanclark2424]

I thought he sounded familiar. Which ones?

[@FoxMan_FF]

I remember he was one of Mel Blanc's replacements, specifically, so in addition to Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, he voiced many of the other characters he had voiced in the past. I also know he was the voice of Plucky Duck on Tiny Toon Adventures, so there's that.

[@EddieMillerStudios]

Lou Pickles from _Rugrats_

[@kryppo4245]

Am I the only one who read it as elf blowing?

[@andrewkim9848]

Lenny face

[@EddieMillerStudios]

Well, we know where your mind is. 😂😂😂

[@problem3412]

*THAT'S WHAT I SAID*

[@EddieMillerStudios]

What?

[@onyxsavior7179]

Kypros Christofi

[@whichcache2517]

The saddest part is that I can actually see potential for an Elf Bowling Movie. The general idea behind the series is that the elves have gone on strike, and so to dissuade them from doing so, Santa bowls them over with bowling balls. So if they did a regular take on the Santa mythos, but had Dingle be some resentful elf trying to take over Christmas by hypnotizing elves, and the only way to save the day is by bowling them over, then I think they would've had a much better movie.

[@gamerguyandsomenumbers]

Bowling- Broke Elf Bowling- *W O K E*

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

considering some of the stereotypes in this film.....

[@jpegmilitia]

*KEEP YA HOT STRUDEL IN YA PANTS*

[@vadifadoms]

That dirty joke was so on the nose, and anyone who has any access to the internet could get it.

[@doinurmom6378]

Oh

[@stupidjester2129]

Who *pooped* in the *PEANUT BARRELL*

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

Blueboy The Stupid Inkling *ohhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJ*

[@EddieMillerStudios]

Excuse me?!

[@georgvqz]

"talking Stonehenge heads?" Easter island Saber... Not even close.

[@parker-boy98]

@@AngelBunnyOrAtLeastOneOfEm Same thing

[@johnpants6576]

In my humble opinion this movie represents the old game perfectly... I've never actually played the game though but that's beside the point

[@Lolwutburger_LWB]

17:21 This line gets better once you actually take a look at both of his legs.

[@danielthomas7222]

Okay, I get that they needed to take their mind off Mrs Obama’s death, but why did the Penguins of Madagascar choose to be in this film?

[@TheFlamingDoh2]

Daniel Thomas WAIT WHAT

[@monroe7532]

Floornine don’t worry, she’s still kicked in her new golden knee-high boots

[@RenSugiura]

@@TheFlamingDoh2 yes, Trump said the N-word.

[@amongblox_usa]

MRS. OBAMA! GET DOWN!

[@gracekim1998]

Daniel Thomas wait what?😅

[@yankeediva92]

So apparently there was a planned sequel to be released fall of 2008, 'Elf Bowling 2 The Great Halloween Pumpkin Heist'. You can guess why it was cancelled.

[@PrincessAshley972]

RolyaRain and he mentions it at the end of the video. Guess you should have finished before commenting

[@yankeediva92]

@@PrincessAshley972 Guess you should have woken up with a better attitude.

[@WillieManga]

"We could really use that in De-Troit." What? Detroit didn't even exist a thousand years ago. How could you have come from Detroit??

[@MegaBeka89]

Who would win? Entire elf army vs *some bowling ball boii*

[@scrambldrabbit]

“ah, mantic depression. welcome to the club” 😂

[@blahblahblah6810]

Ha noob

[@mikek4610]

søphie what is mantic?

[@parker-boy98]

Fucking edge lords

[@dragonslayersworkshop8598]

For those who don’t know, manic depression is another term for bipolar disorder. It actually used to be the term for said disorder until recently

[@ravenwashere1776]

Hello fellow Sanders Sides fan 👀

[@lillianm149]

7:38 *knocks them over* CALL MY LAWYER *YaY*

[@_bee_2578]

"we could use some of that in Detroit." That ended me

[@Jakepearl13]

Can’t have S H I T-

[@avaixiosqturnz2005]

"Ho, Ho, Ho, So you think you know how Santa Claus became Father Christmas?" No shit Sherlock, I thought he became from CocaCola.

[@riotbreaker3506]

Technically yes.

[@CobaltThunder267]

Oh. My. God. I remember this movie??? We "watched" it one Christmas season at my church while we were doing a parents/children movie night. The parents went to the youth's side of church and watched "It's a Wonderful Life", and we got to see the original "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"... unfortunately, that's about 20 minutes long, so we got to watch *this* afterwards; I blame poor planning. Of all the children's Christmas movies out there, we had to watch this one.

[@teddyfurstman1997]

I feel for yeah. It's such a cringy experience.

[@Pipkiablo]

At a church?! With some of these jokes, I'm amazed that no one ran in and turned it off the second they overheard what was going on onscreen!

[@EddieMillerStudios]

How'd they handle the hot strudel remark?

[@CobaltThunder267]

@@EddieMillerStudios Hah! I don't remember, but that must've been interesting... I honestly have no idea why we finished it lol

[@elsie8757]

Is there even any reason why Dingle had to be Santa's brother and not just his conniving first mate?

[@herbiehusker1889]

Dingle Kringle. Kris Kringle's brother.

[@filletofish2200]

Dingle is Santa's brother from the actual Elf Bowling game...well from the second game

[@parker-boy98]

@@filletofish2200 Thank you

[@parker-boy98]

Dingle is Santa's brother from the second game!

[@biflag3379]

I can never unhear Dingle as Waluigi. Especially with what he says at 8:36

[@shadowpuppet8192]

While the execution of this idea was bad (though HIGHLY memorable with all of the shark jumps), what if they had just kept the concept simple? And left it as just what the title says? Elves bowling in their off time during the off season. Regulars just hanging out, senior ranking elves talking about their families, the new members, teens and older children elves blowing off steam from the stresses of learning the fundamentals of keeping the North Pole running, making toys and such. ... Man, I have thought WAY too hard on the world building of the North Pole.

[@shadowpuppet8192]

@PokeEmblem 692 Hey, thanks!

[@Chimerism101]

@PokeEmblem 692 Or a sitcom.

[@BJGvideos]

That sounds like fun.

[@brycevo]

Waluigi is in this, but not Smash

[@Fred_Derp]

He's technically in smash cuz he's an assist trophy and a spirit.

[@scorch2155]

To be fair, he dodged a bullet since everyone but Kirby gets massacred by the big bad in 3 minutes.

[@tinx713]

He’s also been a virgin for 1400 years apparently....

[@switchblade6]

@@Fred_Derp That doesn't fucking count

[@humblememer2640]

Waluigi knew he'd never be in smash so he turned to being an actor. Not working so well...

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

“Why does this movie exist?” Good question

[@spartan_ma777]

Legend says that no one could figure it out

[@TheTexasBr0]

I think it only exists to make us suffer.

[@angel3sappin914]

God made those humans greedy bastards who want to make money out of everything irrelevant

[@sansational15]

This movie feels like I'm watching a PS2 cutscene.

[@-budgie-4923]

I noticed your Wheatley profile picture

[@sansational15]

@@-budgie-4923 Yeah, I really love Portal. And Wheatley was my first crush.

[@wilsonjonah]

Yeah... a really really really BAD PS2 cutscene

[@johnathan8267]

Hello fellow Wheatley!

[@sansational15]

ANOTHER Wheatley fan?! YES! I LOVE HE!

[@autocon2002]

One of the few times I've seen a "hard PG". It's like Mel Brooks snorted half his weight in coke and spent 36 hours straight writing it before he finally came down and passed out, his finger still on the last "t" in "Mang, we can do that in Detroit".

[@xeternaleclipse]

Ironscythe This is far too under rated...

[@wilsonjonah]

Don't you mean "DEe-TRoiT" ?

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

2:54 *_And the best character in the movie award goes to..._*

[@filletofish2200]

No one

[@ericbeilmann3649]

The pirates that threw the captain overboard. If only the elves followed their example the movie might have been much shorter.

[@jabari.n]

I think you mean 22:02

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

Waluigi and the penguins of Madagascar

[@transorm987]

So, according to wikipedia, alot of the things ARE from the game. The sequel specifically. Dingle, pirates, going away to a summer vacation, a moai etc. Which is pretty interesting, so alot of the stuff is weirdly from the game, even the idea of bowling to become Santa.

[@wonkusbonkus8528]

2:54 *THIS* IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T PUT HIM IN SMASH! he needs to make money SOMEHOW

[@deadlockraven1849]

I would have just taken some porn if I was him.

[@PokeDude011]

"We could really use THAT in Detroit!" uh wut

[@1Hol1Tiger]

You see.. He's black and Detroit is notirious for being... a crime ridden slum made up of the ruins of the American Auto Industry.... and has a high black population... So just some casual racism

[@jamesduncan6729]

@@1Hol1Tiger extreeeeemely casual, at that

[@one4all123]

Cause when I think Santa I think of him bowling with elves for pins

[@michaeltoastman]

Yeah, and I also think of great movie material when I see a terrible flash game with no substance.

[@addaccount9246]

i cant tell if youve just plastered a ranfom ice king audio or it was just in the movie itself

[@misterninetyseven2898]

14:26 The voice acting is so hideous that you have to laugh. The intentional jokes aren't funny; it's the unintentional humor that makes this movie a laugh a minute sometimes

[@MONSTAboyGaming]

NooooooooooOOOOOOOO… *OOOOOOOOOO-*

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

​@@MONSTAboyGaming For real, I love that it went from a lifeless "no" to a big dramatic "NOOOOO"

[@knightbugs]

The pirates steal toys for their strange toy collector KZbin channel targeted towards kids.

[@residentflamingo115]

D A D D Y F I N G E R D A D D Y F I N G E R W H E R E A R E Y OU

[@parker-boy98]

No, they steal them to sell them for profit

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

LOL, and y'all thought movies made in my country were bad. Try harder, western world

[@spartan_ma777]

*_o hello there...._*

[@monroe7532]

Kim Jong-un we like to cover up these mistakes with Disney-Pixar and marvel movies

[@AmaryInkawult]

We haven't forgotten Savior of the Earth... Or what Brandon Tennold likes to call it *KOREAN TRON*

[@scrambled5948]

Kim Jong-un your movies have killer squirrels and hedgehogs and ours have pirate santas and penguins with cleavage. I wonder which one is worse.

[@CORVIDZZ_]

Oh hi... _well ig u watch Saber to.. ;-;_

[@tofuyuhiko5632]

Where...where are you finding these movies..?

[@TauGeneration]

Requests?

[@tofuyuhiko5632]

Trolmaster - but where are *they* finding these movies..?

[@EmberedPaws]

There can only be one individual who can find things so atrocious. Satan!

[@tofuyuhiko5632]

Now I’m just imagining Saberspark at his weekly little rendezvous with Satan. *Satan* I made some tea for our little chat. *Saber* Oh thanks bro, so what have you found? *Satan* Omg dude lemme tell ya, pull up a chair

[@indigowendigo8165]

A googled list of worst movies maybe, or rating sites like imdb I guess. :? But yeah, I wonder hownthey knoe about those... It could be possible that some christmases were really bad for some people, at least for a few hours watching terrible movies. :p

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

"He can' howd awn....He too fat!" I actually laughed out loud. This was INCREDIBLY entertaining to watch. I feel like this counts as a good bad movie. The kind you would show someone just to have fun seeing their reactions.

[@beepbong6777]

*WHO* *POOPED* *IN* *THE* *PEANUT* *BARREL*

[@amongblox_usa]

PPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP

[@gelleries]

You know I was watching this on a hotel with my family, and my headphones disconnected in that part.... It was just full volume.

[@victorhernandez8723]

It’s all downhill from there!

[@herbiehusker1889]

Fire on the poop deck.

[@Spungbop420]

The only thing somewhat saving this is Tom Kenny’s voice acting.

[@jacksonpriestap3685]

Waluigi made it into Elf Bowling instead of Smash.

[@amongblox_usa]

wah.

[@thedidster4547]

wah

[@animekitty6460]

wah

[@Ricardowieringa]

Wah

[@aflashfan1008]

W A H

[@rutabagakoala]

12:14 that looks like something you see in a sfm animation

[@lizafootfor5471]

It's so awful it makes the Angry Birds movie look good.

[@cradica]

Lizafoot For5 I liked that movie but it is just my opinion

[@peterpine5298]

Woah, That Probably Took a lot to say dude.

[@trolle5810]

at least it's better than the emoji movie

[@cradica]

asseDing Q Not really if you mean elf bowling the movie at least the emoji movie has some OK animation

[@ymmijx6061]

@@cradica it's a surprisingly competent movie with some less than competent subtext. juvenile but entertaining enough.

[@whitefox411-gamer7]

19:23-19:35 I am so thankful that looking up: "This is like a chick flick except instead of a bunch of smoking babes dude it's a munchkin and a fat guy *cries*" it does in fact pop up the Amazon review as the top result.

[@alexmiller2069]

lol i looked it up too and its there

[@dr.altoclef9255]

and the title is "POOP IN THE PEANUT BARREL".

[@geardog24]

Pirates, bowling, and Christmas. Who says creativity is dead?

[@bionicmagi6388]

*sees footage of Elf Bowling the game* *flashbacks to age 4* .....................I think I suppressed all memory of that game.

[@Deltarii]

Dingle looks like Tingle mixed in with Waluigi.

[@amongblox_usa]

wa

[@problem3412]

*wahaha*

[@problem3412]

Waluigi where were *YOU* in mariokart 7????!?!?!?!?!??!

[@dr.altoclef9255]

Tinguluigi-

[@filletofish2200]

Hwee Hwee

[@pocketchia374]

They had a song... about slavery....

[@gilatrouble295]

10/10

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Voiced by Starscream!

[@Amnamnimnus]

SLAVES built the pyramids SLAVES built the Parthenon SLAVES built America SLAVES this is your song Thank you SLAVES

[@coletteclark8758]

Oh my god! I used to watch this as a teenager, but my god I regret seeing this shit. WHAT THE HELL? seeing Nipples From those Elves? And those elves? UGGGGGH! WHY? This was a messy and crappy Christmas movie. Thank you for reviewing this, Saberspark. This movie was torture and thankfully I barely remember it very well.

[@demonizer133]

Santa in this movie looks like the Ice Age baby all grown up

[@jacknation1141]

4:30 Don’t forget to grab your balls 😔

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

I think the funniest part of this video was the quiet overlay of the Joshua scream onto Santa

[@doubleaura9387]

NO! NOOOO!!! O.O

[@WillieManga]

Oh, come on, o harbinger of Despair; surely you can think of something more terrible than that!

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Santa: NoooooooOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@lyra3676]

All I want for Christmas is Bowling.

[@arranbayley8040]

It better not be elf bowling

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

I want hentai haven back...

[@problem3412]

@@prussiangermansoldier2987 _wha-_

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

@@problem3412 It was a different time

[@problem3412]

@@prussiangermansoldier2987 *_wh-_*

[@grandetaco4416]

Another lesson learned in "Always review the video before showing it to your kids."