BEHEMOTH [1/3]

[@alfabusa]

Behold - the greatest piece of work Eliphus has ever put his waffle-stained hands to. Seriously this is great. If you like TTS, watch this shit right now you lovable nerds.

[@fumarc4501]

Who are you calling a nerd? I'm a space marine!

[@eliphas8200]

IcedBroom kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2jbg4d9g6p1pMU

[@IcedBroom]

Eliphas the Inheritor Well yeah of course you win. You got the Chaos gods involved and cheated lol. But for real you always make sure I am thoroughly entertain every time I watch one of your videos ^^.

[@billyoc225]

Johan W Häll Huge improvement over the original Smurf Song.

[@ZeraSeraphim]

***** I couldn't help but notice little Kitten's voice in there as well. Maybe I should consider doing something like this for my own channel... Then again, you two just have talent coming out of your ears, so that might be why it works so well for you. *watches Calgar headbutt a Tyranid a few more times* heee...that's never going to get old.

[@dogalrorn]

Ultramarines hanging out in Ultrabar in the Realm of Ultramar. Driving to get there in their Ultracars.

[@TheReltMan]

Don’t forget the Ultradrinks there imported from Ultraspace

[@leonidasxiv7881]

They’ll probably have to drive Ultrafar too ngl

[@KingLich451]

Ultradong

[@ChineseCaseoh]

BRUH

[@leonidasxiv7881]

@@ChineseCaseoh You gotta think of an Ultramar joke too it’s tradition now

[@claypidgeon4807]

Ultramarines Chaplain: "HOLD FAST, MEN OF ULTRAMAR!" Random female Maggragian PDF trooper: "Cool! I'm outta here!"

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Clay Pidgeon Marneus: “why aren’t you shooting the deserter?” Chaplain: “erm because I said hold fast men of Ultramar and she is a woman” Marneus: “YOUR NOT A FUCKING IMPERIAL FIST CHAPLAIN DRAG HER BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY” Chaplain: “yes chapter master”

[@patrik9328]

@@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol

[@maxhay9098]

>Scans show nothing. No trees, no buildings >Ground team lands, establishing shot clearly shows dead tree and building husks

[@theincredible5379]

Scans of _life_

[@Tonatsi]

@@theincredible5379 *_Tell me how a building is alive_*

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@Tonatsi Transformers

[@snowball2052]

@@Tonatsi Mechanicus Servitors in the walls

[@navilluscire2567]

@@snowball2052 That sounds strangely plausible for the Warhammer 40K universe...horrendous, intriguing and grimdark!

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

4:55: "Why Tau are cool" Inquisitor: HERESY 4:57: "for the greater good (porn version) Inquisitor: Important data of xenos anatomy

[@348joey]

I think it's "The Greater Goods"

[@alphariusfuze8089]

The science team had never fallen even in 40k

[@RayMKlll]

*Yoinks the porn* To beat your enemy, you must know your enemy. This *points at porn* is not what you should be looking at. *Shoves "Why Tau Are Cool" into Inquisitor's hands* Go through this, study thoroughly, and if you find anything that could remotely have even the most subtle weakness, inform command immediately.

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

@@alphariusfuze8089 Magi Biologis are the true cornerstones of Imperial research and men of utmost culture.

[@Nixonitus]

This gave me newfound respect for the Ultramarines that I didn't know was even possible.

[@Matihood1]

Because this is before Matt Ward got a hold of the fluff, I believe.

[@Matihood1]

Matarael, Angel of Rain I'm actually not sure tbh but he might have had something to do with Guilliman's return and his supposedly OP rules he has now. I never played the tabletop so I don't know the details.

[@UprightEeyore]

Well shit, you said it five years before I could

[@Toneill029]

They’re like Boy Scouts just on steroids.

[@1stcaptainraldoron538]

Pre Matt Ward, the boys in blue were actually respectability badass.

[@Warhamer116]

Fun fact: In fluff, the Tyranids are steamrolling the imperium like no tomorrow (lolpun), but in the tabletop game the tyranids vs Imperium games usually end like what happens when a roach meets steamroller with the tyranids on receiving end

[@Gods_Favorite_Subcontractor]

The thing is, Tyranids true advantage is numbers. They are good, but not that good without their ridiculous numbers.

[@barrylyndon5552]

Marines are the pets of the series they will always be overpowered. Still though a game is usually 50 marines vs 200 nids. In fluff it's 50 marines vs 200 000 nids. Chapters are getting eaten left right and center and they are fighting a few minor scout fleets. Anyway the tyranids dont care one iota about winning battles they only care about winning planets. Cause it dont mean diddly it's all going to end up in the digestion pools one way or another.

[@dionwoollaston5717]

Stormlord that's because nobody in the galaxy has considered fucking bug spray

[@JackDuripper]

The imperium brought a 2,000 point army but Tyrandids don't read rule books and brought 2,000,000 points

[@Haispawner]

@@JackDuripper Let me correct you: *ALL the points™* Also hello there Mr. JoJo YTP

[@maxducks2001]

Jokes aside, let's just acknowledge how absolutely terrifying it would be to come across this. Tyran was formerly an ocean world, a research station at the edge of the galaxy. When the Astartes arrived, they should've seen a planet covered in blue, or at least a very dark green/brown. (This is the Imperium, after all.) But when they get there, the planet is white. Bare, almost like the surface of the moon. Then they find the recording of the Magos who was responsible for contacting them. Magi of the Mechanicus have emotional inhibitors, they're supposed to be as close to the Blessed Machine as possible. And for a Magos to have so much emotion and fear in his voice...that's when you know you're fucked.

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

Fuck this, I'm out!

[@aceriverpirate9795]

"It's not like the entirety of Tyran has been whiped out by some random-- Well fuck." All of 40k when basically anything happens at this point.

[@Pavell54]

This is it, this is how I'll picture Kryptman from now on. Accent, Tau porn, recaff and everything. On a side note, disturbing lack of STEEL REHN on Calgar's part.

[@Matihood1]

Calgar is neither bald nor fewlish, it seems.

[@patrik9328]

What is recaff?

[@eugenioderevell3826]

@@patrik9328 coffe

[@zerosen1972]

Like a Heretical Alexander Anderson in space, Kryptman is a joy from start to finish. I hope Eliphas decides to do the other Tyranid Wars at some point. Behemoth was a real trip

[@perturabo1600]

-Does our chapter have a specific warcry? -Courage and honour sir... -FOR THE EMPEROR!! xD

[@cadianveterankramerica6552]

Perturabo are you going to fail to break into the imperial palace heretic?

[@Matihood1]

You have to give Calgar a credit here though. He was quick at improvising and used the generic warcry that always fits instead of pondering for too long.

[@ronanchristiana.belleza9270]

I'am disappointed to Calgat

[@marseldagistani1989]

Why don't you go and dig a hole you Iron Warrior tryhard

[@DaLkalts]

why only courage and honor, when you can evoke all virtues in a single name ?

[@nohumbleopinion8654]

im dying when he says "Perhaps we can be in time to warn them.....FUCKING DAMN IT

[@jacobmiller6001]

Same and losing it while ultramarines are making fun of kyptramann

[@borponoida9161]

The fact that one of the deathmarch chuckled when hearing the tyranids were going to Ultramar is the absolute bees knees. I love this ❤

[@Emidretrauqe]

I really like whoever voiced the astropath. The moment he opened up with "I can't" he stole it. And ending with "don't judge me!" was just as strong. It was great! Kudos to you Eliphas for putting this all together. It's underrated.

[@BlueyWolf]

This was more awesome than Ultramarines movie

[@ConfusedGuardsman]

Netflix commercials are more awesome than that heretical trash.

[@beemus1827]

@@ConfusedGuardsman 100% true 100% right in the name of the emperor/machine god

[@skulling2264]

That Dreadnought's "BE JUDGED" was amazing

[@LordVader1094]

The final transmission from the techpriest was genuinely creepy. Good work! I also like that you aren't totally Ultraphobic and don't have every ultramarine onscreen a stereotype of the chapter.

[@Matihood1]

I think this is because these events take place before Matt Ward so the Ultramarines haven't got screwed over yet.

[@dontmindme3794]

@@Matihood1 Which it was

[@cousinzeke4888]

I have to constantly remind myself that it isn't the Ultramarines' fault and that my ire belongs elsewhere.

[@CommanderBohn]

Private personal research... Oh Kryptman. And poor Calato can't catch a break. Also I hoped that Telion would have this Sean Connery-esque voice...because he does look like a much older Sean Connery.

[@ArturoGarcia-zx3ov]

21:04 - Enemy forces in our perimeter - set the quadrant, the on the move; current location unknow - All scuads aknoledge, this is grand master Azrael... Dawn of war is not dead 2. love that vid

[@Turkisshh2]

The squats cameo just about killed me. This video is pure, undiluted, EXTRA HERESY.

[@scarlettmanson712]

*white noise from Tyranids*

[@Toneill029]

HERESY?!! (Cocks bolter)

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

Especially since the squats survived lol

[@DavidAkhter]

"Ultrabar" HAHAHAHAHA good one

[@crazymachinima1]

*THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH!!!!* Thanks Eliphas, I have to buy new keyboard. This one is full of coffee i just spat out.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

All future named instances of the groups known as Tyranids, Xenomorphs, and Zerg will now be referred to as *THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH!!!!* complete with bolded allcaps and four exclamation points. IT WILL BE SO.

[@dragonlord498]

zerg the parasitic bugs of death, tyranid the hungry bugs of death, . xenomorphs the kissing bugs of death?

[@crazymachinima1]

+dragonlord Heh, the holy trinity sure changed a little bit

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

dragonlord Zerg, the Space Bugs of Vampirism. Tyranid, the Space Bugs of Famine. And Xenomorph, the Space Bugs of Depredation. crazymachinima1 HAIL THE SWARMS

[@dragonlord498]

also interesting thing i found out is.the flood from halo wouldn't stand a chance against the zerg, tyranids or xenomorphs. since they can only kill drones and can't infect them due to various traits, which zerg,nids and xenomorphs share.

[@vincentcampbell8314]

5:30 - 6:27 in my opinion is a fucking stellar performance. The *fear* in that man's voice, the interruptions of Tyranid footage, it's terrifying and I love it so much Also, after all of that, that Guardsman made the right call lmao; fuuuuck dealing with that-

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

The lines are taken directly from a lore blurb in the first Tyranid Codex.

[@RamboArminius1]

22:58 "FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUUUUUUP!" Best attack order ever!

[@kabob0077]

I agree, FUCK THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

[@claypidgeon4807]

It was epic.

[@nascarturnsleft]

calgar's speech at kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWLGiYyXo5WBh6M is 10/10.

[@wither5673]

''instead of saying a worthless prep speech becus you'r morale is already FUCKING unbreakable'' xD

[@ZeraSeraphim]

"Squad broken!" Calgar: BITCH!!! WHAT THE FUHCK DID I JUST SAY?!?!!?

[@Frozenkoldfury]

After Kryptman said "Space Bugs of Death", I swear I heard Abridged Piccolo say " WHAT?!"

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

I as well!

[@unnamedenemy9]

because that was literally him -- a sound bite from the Lord Slug Abridged movie

[@Princy99PL]

I like reading important data of xenos' anatomy.

[@nikolajsteffensen6578]

son i'm disappoint

[@fulcrum2951]

Profile pic matches

[@oddluck4180]

Heresy.

[@anonymoususer927]

@@oddluck4180 woah, your into warhammer too???

[@jerec1267]

12:34 i would recognize that voice anywhere, why is kitten on ultramar? has the emperor finally got him to cut off guillimans life support?

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

This was long before the Emperor got his text-to-speech device. He hasn't given the order yet.

[@jerec1267]

HellChuggapri1 time is distorted in the warp, maybe emps used time travel. Maybe he was spying and that's why he knows so much about the galaxy.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Jerec 12 If it were the Emperor's voice, then yeah, I could see it. But Kitten? He's no Emperor. He needs an explanation for that shit.

[@DippKlippGuy]

Captain Jonny is one of the bravest heroes among the Ultramarines

[@Matihood1]

I mean, Kryptman was voiced by the same guy that voiced Vulkan in the TTS series so... Not to mention Alfabusa who voices like half of the characters in the series xD

[@phoenixfire9176]

"Be Judged"

[@shadowstrider8295]

Chapter Master Calgar: GET THE *FUHCK* OUT OF HERE! Huh? What is this now?

[@gabrielteo1065]

Shivers up my spine.

[@disappointment1617]

If there ever comes a time when XCOM has a Deathwatch mod or if the Deathwatch game got gud, you should totally do a machinima on that. It just sounds... so perfect in my head knowing you guys are gonna be behind it.

[@Detson404]

Disappointment I heard somebody finally got around to making an xcom mod.

[@gavinhoeppner6606]

Disappointment kinda rn with XCOM 2

[@alexanderoakland2607]

Rewatching all TTS-verse videos out of fear that i wont be able to watch them again

[@DrWhite]

Good gravy Eliphas! I've been wondering why you've been so silent lately! Good job bro! Hyped for part 2.

[@BlueyWolf]

I got several copies of Greater Goods if you want to read it bruva i can lend you one.

[@phoenixfire9176]

***** you finally changed your name lol

[@K0ragg]

W-wh-what? IT ENDED? SO SOON?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can't wait to see the Swarmlord in action.

[@BlueyWolf]

K0ragg LOL it was 23 minutes you ungratefull welp XD

[@K0ragg]

Blue2Volf I WANT MOOOOOAR! I barely noticed the minutes passing, really, it was that captivating somehow. Gratz Wafflephas.

[@BlueyWolf]

K0ragg Eliph ASS is best ass

[@K0ragg]

Blue2Volf Maybe to you and Slaanesh only.

[@Khorothis]

You made me like the smurfs, bro. A Word Bearer player. That's how good this video is. My sole complaint is that Calgar's voice could be like in the Text-to-Speech series instead of this version; my ears tell me it's the same voice actor (who's awesome beyond reckoning), but there might be some mic or effect differences that mess up the magic that is Marneus "Fuck Them Up" Calgar.

[@eliphas8200]

Khorothis The difference is that Alfabusa's videos have their audio edited by StringStorm, someone apparently pretty skilled in audio stuff. So TTS has superior audio quality for the voices and sounds in general thanks to that.

[@Khorothis]

Eliphas the Inheritor Oh, so that's the case. Maybe the guy can be bribed? With cookies perhaps? :D

[@eliphas8200]

Khorothis I suppose I could ask him some help as well, but I don't think that'll be necessary for Behemoth. Probably for other future projects where the audio will be more important.

[@Ariana321]

Eliphas the Inheritor You're making Ultramarines seem cool again regardless of the audio quality. I won't be able to look at Papa Smurf again the same way after that "FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUP" line, lol.

[@Icebergeification]

Eliphas the Inheritor what's the song at the end?

[@barrylyndon5552]

Love Kryptmann and his whole 'fly into a rage' then just chill himself and go back to normal. Thats the best kind of inquisitor

[@SgtThiel]

22:43 I am more pleased with this than with some animations on tv nowadays. no, actually I am more than pleased, this is fucking AWESOME!!!

[@thuzan117]

the Ultramarine Apothecary should prescribe ULTRAVITAMINS!!! seriously how did you not think of that?

[@eliphas8200]

thuzan117 The personnaliy of the apothicary is supposed to be hateful to his own chapter and everything related, so that wouldn't work very well.

[@thuzan117]

hmm I didn't notice that, i'll have to watch it again.

[@eliphas8200]

thuzan117 It's hard to spot in this one, but it'll show better in the next part

[@thuzan117]

Eliphas the Inheritor Ah excellent, can we get any kind of ETA on that? I quite enjoyed the first part and could use something else like if the emperor had a text to speech device to watch. I generally quite like 40k content.

[@eliphas8200]

thuzan117 Estimated Time of Arrival? Kinda hard to say, probably in this month.

[@bowenorcutt78]

"Our tendrils have parted the cracks in the stars, *as we slip through the space inbetween..."*

[@shadowstrider8295]

Cacophony echoes through the dark of the sky, *and the air starts to split at the seams...*

[@federerlkonig330]

@@shadowstrider8295 the Need has arisen, to shed this Shell, *we take on ancient forms once forgot*...

[@mechaelite]

And thus the first fleet of the great devourer arrives. Nothing can protect you from it's eternal hunger. Well, nothing except FUCKING PLOT ARMOR!

[@Hiperforteca]

Nothing except fire, plasma, melta ray and insane amounts of dakka.

[@mechaelite]

Hiperforteca Can't forget Warp magics. Because nothing's funnier than shooting a Zoanthope with Mind Bolts Of Death!

[@Hiperforteca]

mechaelite *DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE!*

[@Samagachi]

Daemonhood works, too if you manage to get it somehow. In addition to being immortal, you won't leave any biomass behind for them, either.

[@BlueGoblin1]

mechaelite All you need is the will of The Emperor.

[@Makarov1Vladimir]

21:38 ... 7/8 Prep Speech, would voice break again

[@liammabelitini9506]

I appreciate that Kryptman has the same voice in both this and TTS. Edit: anyone else catch the Starbound music without reading the description?

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Liam Mabelitini and his personality is largely the same albeit the future one seems to have somewhat mellowed, it was still hilarious to think that the guy who was exiled for being too cruel was the voice of reason

[@blackdiamond9636]

How dare you make this look even vaguely professional and not the absolute shitpoast made in the memory of tts. I love it

[@Xalantor]

Starting a rewatch right here, before GW purges this gem.

[@bowenorcutt78]

Later: "All right Inquisitor, here's your freaking- OH BY THE EMPEROR WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?! Is... Is that a Custodes?! By Sanguinius's ravaged corpse, *look at the size of it!"* Onscreen: "I am REALLY not comfortable with this..."

[@elysabroso4072]

12:35 is this a reference to ThunderPsyker's movie he made when he was nine it better be

[@ewancreskeyallan1403]

It was

[@theodorehodbor5080]

After seeing that video, I probably would've done the same thing the Guardsman did at 6:28.

[@salottin]

What about 6:44? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@user-BadUsername]

Honestly he made a good choice when it comes to the nids

[@EvillBob]

Best thing to happen to the Ultramarines since Matt Ward left.

[@Alpharius93]

This was too awesome xD Not to mention the Rayman music on Maccrage!

[@eliphas8200]

Alpharius93 Always expect at least ONE rayman music in big videos of mine, ehe

[@Alpharius93]

Eliphas the Inheritor Awesome!

[@nitthecroller]

Eliphas the Inheritor Where is part 2? WHY DO YOU DELAY????

[@eliphas8200]

Ikoter Killzor Don't get greedy. Understand that things have to be so. It's long, and doesn't depend only on me but many other people helping for this project as well, and some of these people have less free time than others to give. I appreciate your hype, but going all caps lock rage over this will not solve anything.

[@nitthecroller]

Eliphas the Inheritor Going full caps lock on this served me well. It gained me your attention. Edit: Why do you not think outside the box, little Eliphas?

[@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723]

I can understand Kryptman's anger towards bureaucracy with regard to ones eye wear, the frames I need have not come in for 2 moths

[@RegurgitatedNews]

Well, it's fucking awesome, but you missed one important piece of information: Calgar didn't have his hyper-armour and bionic eye yet. He list his limbs and eye when he fought the big smashfucker tyrant or whatever. His plot armour saved his life, and Sicarius, or some other fucking smurf carried him away from the battle.

[@eliphas8200]

RegurgitatedNews This was realized during the making but it was at a point where I couldn't go back in time to fix that in the video. So just think he was wearing a scouter or something I guess, lel. His armor however was pretty much the same, bionic limbs or not, I don't really see what you mean.

[@unicronthedestroyer8016]

Eliphas the Inheritor hey eliphas great work really! I'm so excited for part 2! Keep up the great work! FOR THE EMPAROR

[@RegurgitatedNews]

Eliphas the Inheritor Ah, thanks, man. Again, great work.

[@NodDisciple1]

Eliphas the Inheritor Marenus, what does the Scouter say about the Tyranid's Power Level!?

[@ArmageddonEvil]

Brother Malachai OVER 9000!!!! Lol

[@zephyrpak]

The "Be judged" part made me really love this. Good work man, keep it up.

[@rheunark3985]

HONOURABLE BATTLE-BROTHER!

[@chickenpermission]

"Important data about xeno anatomy" ... "How to procreate in fulfillment with a tyranid. Volume 1: the first date. Prologue: You will be eaten."

[@gcircle]

This is full of so many hilarious moments I'm not doing it justice by naming my favourite: FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

[@marcusdaloia2974]

It occers to me that they probably could have just gone perpendicular to the path of the Tyranid Fleet to get away from the shadow in the warp and get a message through clear as glass. They must have taken the Prometheus school of dodging.

[@AeternusAspicientis]

13:30 & 22:27 OH MY EMPEROR! This is freaking amazing, quotes, dubbing and characters used, perfect! I'm so glad that we have these series and there will be more.

[@zamnilmattockwaz2964]

Kryptman's accent is so good. Excuse my ignorance but can someone tell me what accent is this? Or is this a made up one?

[@eliphas8200]

Pretty much the Russian accent.

[@zamnilmattockwaz2964]

+Eliphas the Inheritor Thank you for the answer.

[@Melkor788]

Наш, правда? я уже начал это подозревать) А видео очень хорошо.

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

Sounds Romanian to me.

[@Vladislav888]

Funny thing is, I didn't manage to make a connection. But now when you said that, I can kinda see it.

[@codysullivan2531]

1:10 The fact that old Sonic cartoon music is playing while Kryptman rages makes me imagine him as 40K Robotnik.

[@furiousfinch1587]

I love how the song from Starbound that was used in the Ultramar club was called Ultramarine.

[@brianu2229]

1:02 the AOSTH Robotnik theme? Was not expecting that

[@thuzan117]

holy shit, I just saw a picture of Kryptmann and he really looks like he does in this!!

[@fanofwar40k]

Calgar: fuck THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line =D

[@insovietrussiavodka]

Are you guys sure Calgar is not secretly the 2nd or 11th primarch of the Angry Marines?...

[@DominicMaez]

Be strong my friend. For ever rewatching this awesome

[@AJZulu]

That Piccolo "WHAT" in the background was HILARIOUS!

[@michaelandreipalon359]

And so begins a *nice* side story to the TTS-verse.

[@korstmahler]

Some day he will be freed of the Basilica of Torments and we'll get part three.

[@swolie]

I feel kinda bumed out about the squat sketch, mostly because it might have been how it happend

[@kokarorloli]

Fucking great dude

[@ClydeC]

did I just heard kitten from TTS in the bar with the other smurfs?

[@lyravega6577]

Alfabusa sent me here :)

[@HalfTangible]

>Magos Varnak's last words See, s#@$ like this is why I love Alfabusa/Eliphas' work. Yeah, they make fun of the 40k universe every chance they get, but when the gravitas is needed and appropriate they deliver. And it's amazing. This series of videos is comedic, but it's also what made me afraid of the Tyranids.

[@salottin]

DAMN! Y U NO SPEHS MEHREENS TODAY THE ENEMY S AT OUR DOOR

[@salottin]

BUT AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME(!!!) NONETHELESS!!! MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I feel like a WH-Videos-Eater-Tyranid

[@salottin]

salottin And the Shield + Hammer / Dreadnought part at the end was GRRRRRREAT!!!

[@SpottyMcBumbleFuck]

This is the best episode of Gundam I have ever seen

[@a.bdioro5302]

7:56 THAT WAS 100% TFS Vegeta

[@MrPeabody67]

Piccolo from TFS Lord Slug, actually.

[@leonidasxiv7881]

Kryptman goes from sounding like a Skyrim Nord to Dracula to Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂 love it though just got into 40K recently and can’t wait to watch the rest

[@lordinch8282]

Rewatching the whole series but hehe... How did I never notice the guy who tried to arm wrestle marneus calgar having a robotic replacement for said arm. Oh man I love this series. 12:45

[@profrickshaw]

why have I not come across this earlier? This is cancerous awesome

[@seankane3711]

The apothecary makes me giggle.

[@linusfehr4837]

I love the Apos chuckel when Ultramar comes up. Even the Smurfs know that they are armed with mastercrafted plot armor.

[@AdriusFrostglare]

The entire video is genius, but the portrayal of Kryptman is one part hilarious and one part amazing. He somehow manages to come off as both incredibly beleagued and incredibly competent all at once. I could honestly just listen to him ranting and raging about the shit that happens to him and/or those around him without end.

[@thatotherguy8138]

13:59 - Wait... is that... DOMINQUE?

[@fumarc4501]

This pleases the Man-Emperor of Mankind.

[@khelom]

Still watching these episodes once a month since thé release, since ... 8 years ! Incrédible. Just like an old song you can listen to every single day of your life , this is just perfect.

[@vesstig]

That guardsman taking himself out after seeing the Tyrannids made my laugh so loud

[@anothga]

That part with Squats absolutely killed me.

[@thegrayfellow8164]

23:34 Its simply heretical that dreadnought uppercuts aren't a common thing in the lore.

[@MONSTER743]

I didn't think it was possible, but Kryptman's tantrums are just as hilarious as the Emperors.

[@ReaperofValhalla]

Damn I just discovered TTS and binge watch it all. Now I got a Itch to watch these bobbling cut out videos. Keep it up!

[@shadowtactition2420]

6 :28 "NOPE! Fuck this!" Lol. Thier not cowers thier just smart enough to realise they are better off dead because they know the creator of this movie will make them all die horribly because they don't like the idea of any Imperial Guard surviving

[@RepKyle95]

Will you make a follow up series with in-depth details about the poop golems?

[@daviszach43]

+Kyle Atkins-Weltman Thanks for reminding me about that. Now I will have to book ANOTHER session with the mind-cleanser.

[@sos_legio_primus9177]

I have watched this countless times but now I finally realized and noticed Kryptman is Elton John

[@lagartoloco94]

Guard when the mechanus starts showing emotion, much less fear? “Nope. No gracias. I’m good. Auf vidersehen.”

[@omnipotentazathoth5215]

Netflix: are you still watching Someone's daughter: 17:28

[@MarkushenrikDrolsum]

This is the best. Hope you never stop!

[@ArchangeZ]

"....entirity of Tyran has been whiped out by some random --- Well, fuck." This line really killed me off :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@lordderp1156]

i gotta admit this video actually managed to make the ultra marines seem pretty badass

[@terrorlizard]

yes, YES!. This is getting me harder then terminator armour. XD

[@ulakrajewska]

I FUCKING KNEW THERE WOULD BE A HLAF LIFE SOUND SOMWHERE IN THIS HOLY VIDEO!

[@LoganSearles]

I feel for the stormtrooper that noped out of there after seeing the tyranids for the first time

[@RandoGrunt]

Milord, this is, like without a doubt, your BEST and most hilarious work of late! And the best part is you're only going to get better and better! Who would of thought since several years ago you would reach this level of awesomeness in animating, ambiance sounds, fitting soundtrack placements, and well...pretty much everything! Have a big pat on the back you knucklehead!