Behold - the greatest piece of work Eliphus has ever put his waffle-stained hands to. Seriously this is great. If you like TTS, watch this shit right now you lovable nerds.
@fumarc45019 жыл бұрын
Who are you calling a nerd? I'm a space marine!
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
IcedBroom kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2jbg4d9g6p1pMU
@IcedBroom9 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor Well yeah of course you win. You got the Chaos gods involved and cheated lol. But for real you always make sure I am thoroughly entertain every time I watch one of your videos ^^.
@billyoc2259 жыл бұрын
Johan W Häll Huge improvement over the original Smurf Song.
@ZeraSeraphim9 жыл бұрын
***** I couldn't help but notice little Kitten's voice in there as well. Maybe I should consider doing something like this for my own channel... Then again, you two just have talent coming out of your ears, so that might be why it works so well for you. *watches Calgar headbutt a Tyranid a few more times* heee...that's never going to get old.
@dogalrorn4 жыл бұрын
Ultramarines hanging out in Ultrabar in the Realm of Ultramar. Driving to get there in their Ultracars.
@TheReltMan Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the Ultradrinks there imported from Ultraspace
@leonidasxiv7881 Жыл бұрын
They’ll probably have to drive Ultrafar too ngl
@KingLich45111 ай бұрын
Ultradong
@ChineseCaseoh10 ай бұрын
BRUH
@leonidasxiv788110 ай бұрын
@@ChineseCaseoh You gotta think of an Ultramar joke too it’s tradition now
@claypidgeon48077 жыл бұрын
Ultramarines Chaplain: "HOLD FAST, MEN OF ULTRAMAR!" Random female Maggragian PDF trooper: "Cool! I'm outta here!"
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Clay Pidgeon Marneus: “why aren’t you shooting the deserter?” Chaplain: “erm because I said hold fast men of Ultramar and she is a woman” Marneus: “YOUR NOT A FUCKING IMPERIAL FIST CHAPLAIN DRAG HER BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY” Chaplain: “yes chapter master”
@patrik93283 жыл бұрын
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 lol
@maxhay90985 жыл бұрын
>Scans show nothing. No trees, no buildings >Ground team lands, establishing shot clearly shows dead tree and building husks
@theincredible53793 жыл бұрын
Scans of _life_
@Tonatsi3 жыл бұрын
@@theincredible5379 *_Tell me how a building is alive_*
@thomastakesatollforthedark22313 жыл бұрын
@@Tonatsi Transformers
@snowball20523 жыл бұрын
@@Tonatsi Mechanicus Servitors in the walls
@navilluscire25673 жыл бұрын
@@snowball2052 That sounds strangely plausible for the Warhammer 40K universe...horrendous, intriguing and grimdark!
@dovahkiin_brasil4 жыл бұрын
4:55: "Why Tau are cool" Inquisitor: HERESY 4:57: "for the greater good (porn version) Inquisitor: Important data of xenos anatomy
@348joey3 жыл бұрын
I think it's "The Greater Goods"
@alphariusfuze80893 жыл бұрын
The science team had never fallen even in 40k
@RayMKlll Жыл бұрын
*Yoinks the porn* To beat your enemy, you must know your enemy. This *points at porn* is not what you should be looking at. *Shoves "Why Tau Are Cool" into Inquisitor's hands* Go through this, study thoroughly, and if you find anything that could remotely have even the most subtle weakness, inform command immediately.
@nickkorkodylas5005 Жыл бұрын
@@alphariusfuze8089 Magi Biologis are the true cornerstones of Imperial research and men of utmost culture.
@Nixonitus9 жыл бұрын
This gave me newfound respect for the Ultramarines that I didn't know was even possible.
@Matihood15 жыл бұрын
Because this is before Matt Ward got a hold of the fluff, I believe.
@Matihood15 жыл бұрын
Matarael, Angel of Rain I'm actually not sure tbh but he might have had something to do with Guilliman's return and his supposedly OP rules he has now. I never played the tabletop so I don't know the details.
@UprightEeyore3 жыл бұрын
Well shit, you said it five years before I could
@Toneill0293 жыл бұрын
They’re like Boy Scouts just on steroids.
@1stcaptainraldoron5382 жыл бұрын
Pre Matt Ward, the boys in blue were actually respectability badass.
@Warhamer1169 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In fluff, the Tyranids are steamrolling the imperium like no tomorrow (lolpun), but in the tabletop game the tyranids vs Imperium games usually end like what happens when a roach meets steamroller with the tyranids on receiving end
@Gods_Favorite_Subcontractor5 жыл бұрын
The thing is, Tyranids true advantage is numbers. They are good, but not that good without their ridiculous numbers.
@barrylyndon55525 жыл бұрын
Marines are the pets of the series they will always be overpowered. Still though a game is usually 50 marines vs 200 nids. In fluff it's 50 marines vs 200 000 nids. Chapters are getting eaten left right and center and they are fighting a few minor scout fleets. Anyway the tyranids dont care one iota about winning battles they only care about winning planets. Cause it dont mean diddly it's all going to end up in the digestion pools one way or another.
@dionwoollaston57175 жыл бұрын
Stormlord that's because nobody in the galaxy has considered fucking bug spray
@JackDuripper4 жыл бұрын
The imperium brought a 2,000 point army but Tyrandids don't read rule books and brought 2,000,000 points
@Haispawner4 жыл бұрын
@@JackDuripper Let me correct you: *ALL the points™* Also hello there Mr. JoJo YTP
@maxducks20013 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, let's just acknowledge how absolutely terrifying it would be to come across this. Tyran was formerly an ocean world, a research station at the edge of the galaxy. When the Astartes arrived, they should've seen a planet covered in blue, or at least a very dark green/brown. (This is the Imperium, after all.) But when they get there, the planet is white. Bare, almost like the surface of the moon. Then they find the recording of the Magos who was responsible for contacting them. Magi of the Mechanicus have emotional inhibitors, they're supposed to be as close to the Blessed Machine as possible. And for a Magos to have so much emotion and fear in his voice...that's when you know you're fucked.
@nickkorkodylas5005 Жыл бұрын
Fuck this, I'm out!
@aceriverpirate97952 жыл бұрын
"It's not like the entirety of Tyran has been whiped out by some random-- Well fuck." All of 40k when basically anything happens at this point.
@Pavell548 жыл бұрын
This is it, this is how I'll picture Kryptman from now on. Accent, Tau porn, recaff and everything. On a side note, disturbing lack of STEEL REHN on Calgar's part.
@Matihood15 жыл бұрын
Calgar is neither bald nor fewlish, it seems.
@patrik93283 жыл бұрын
What is recaff?
@eugenioderevell38263 жыл бұрын
@@patrik9328 coffe
@zerosen1972 Жыл бұрын
Like a Heretical Alexander Anderson in space, Kryptman is a joy from start to finish. I hope Eliphas decides to do the other Tyranid Wars at some point. Behemoth was a real trip
@perturabo16008 жыл бұрын
-Does our chapter have a specific warcry? -Courage and honour sir... -FOR THE EMPEROR!! xD
@cadianveterankramerica65525 жыл бұрын
Perturabo are you going to fail to break into the imperial palace heretic?
@Matihood15 жыл бұрын
You have to give Calgar a credit here though. He was quick at improvising and used the generic warcry that always fits instead of pondering for too long.
@ronanchristiana.belleza92704 жыл бұрын
I'am disappointed to Calgat
@marseldagistani19894 жыл бұрын
Why don't you go and dig a hole you Iron Warrior tryhard
@DaLkalts4 жыл бұрын
why only courage and honor, when you can evoke all virtues in a single name ?
@nohumbleopinion86548 жыл бұрын
im dying when he says "Perhaps we can be in time to warn them.....FUCKING DAMN IT
@jacobmiller60018 жыл бұрын
Same and losing it while ultramarines are making fun of kyptramann
@borponoida91613 жыл бұрын
The fact that one of the deathmarch chuckled when hearing the tyranids were going to Ultramar is the absolute bees knees. I love this ❤
@Emidretrauqe9 жыл бұрын
I really like whoever voiced the astropath. The moment he opened up with "I can't" he stole it. And ending with "don't judge me!" was just as strong. It was great! Kudos to you Eliphas for putting this all together. It's underrated.
@BlueyWolf9 жыл бұрын
This was more awesome than Ultramarines movie
@ConfusedGuardsman3 жыл бұрын
Netflix commercials are more awesome than that heretical trash.
@beemus18273 жыл бұрын
@@ConfusedGuardsman 100% true 100% right in the name of the emperor/machine god
@skulling22642 жыл бұрын
That Dreadnought's "BE JUDGED" was amazing
@LordVader10949 жыл бұрын
The final transmission from the techpriest was genuinely creepy. Good work! I also like that you aren't totally Ultraphobic and don't have every ultramarine onscreen a stereotype of the chapter.
@Matihood15 жыл бұрын
I think this is because these events take place before Matt Ward so the Ultramarines haven't got screwed over yet.
@dontmindme37944 жыл бұрын
@@Matihood1 Which it was
@cousinzeke48883 жыл бұрын
I have to constantly remind myself that it isn't the Ultramarines' fault and that my ire belongs elsewhere.
@CommanderBohn9 жыл бұрын
Private personal research... Oh Kryptman. And poor Calato can't catch a break. Also I hoped that Telion would have this Sean Connery-esque voice...because he does look like a much older Sean Connery.
@ArturoGarcia-zx3ov4 жыл бұрын
21:04 - Enemy forces in our perimeter - set the quadrant, the on the move; current location unknow - All scuads aknoledge, this is grand master Azrael... Dawn of war is not dead 2. love that vid
@Turkisshh28 жыл бұрын
The squats cameo just about killed me. This video is pure, undiluted, EXTRA HERESY.
@scarlettmanson7124 жыл бұрын
*white noise from Tyranids*
@Toneill0292 жыл бұрын
HERESY?!! (Cocks bolter)
@Lorddacenshadowind Жыл бұрын
Especially since the squats survived lol
@DavidAkhter8 жыл бұрын
"Ultrabar" HAHAHAHAHA good one
@crazymachinima18 жыл бұрын
*THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH!!!!* Thanks Eliphas, I have to buy new keyboard. This one is full of coffee i just spat out.
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
All future named instances of the groups known as Tyranids, Xenomorphs, and Zerg will now be referred to as *THE SPACE BUGS OF DEATH!!!!* complete with bolded allcaps and four exclamation points. IT WILL BE SO.
@dragonlord4988 жыл бұрын
zerg the parasitic bugs of death, tyranid the hungry bugs of death, . xenomorphs the kissing bugs of death?
@crazymachinima18 жыл бұрын
+dragonlord Heh, the holy trinity sure changed a little bit
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
dragonlord Zerg, the Space Bugs of Vampirism. Tyranid, the Space Bugs of Famine. And Xenomorph, the Space Bugs of Depredation. crazymachinima1 HAIL THE SWARMS
@dragonlord4988 жыл бұрын
also interesting thing i found out is.the flood from halo wouldn't stand a chance against the zerg, tyranids or xenomorphs. since they can only kill drones and can't infect them due to various traits, which zerg,nids and xenomorphs share.
@vincentcampbell8314 Жыл бұрын
5:30 - 6:27 in my opinion is a fucking stellar performance. The *fear* in that man's voice, the interruptions of Tyranid footage, it's terrifying and I love it so much Also, after all of that, that Guardsman made the right call lmao; fuuuuck dealing with that-
@RipOffProductionsLLC7 ай бұрын
The lines are taken directly from a lore blurb in the first Tyranid Codex.
@RamboArminius18 жыл бұрын
22:58 "FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUUUUUUP!" Best attack order ever!
@kabob00778 жыл бұрын
I agree, FUCK THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
@claypidgeon48078 жыл бұрын
It was epic.
@nascarturnsleft8 жыл бұрын
calgar's speech at kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWLGiYyXo5WBh6M is 10/10.
@wither56738 жыл бұрын
''instead of saying a worthless prep speech becus you'r morale is already FUCKING unbreakable'' xD
@ZeraSeraphim7 жыл бұрын
"Squad broken!" Calgar: BITCH!!! WHAT THE FUHCK DID I JUST SAY?!?!!?
@Frozenkoldfury8 жыл бұрын
After Kryptman said "Space Bugs of Death", I swear I heard Abridged Piccolo say " WHAT?!"
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
I as well!
@unnamedenemy98 жыл бұрын
because that was literally him -- a sound bite from the Lord Slug Abridged movie
@Princy99PL9 жыл бұрын
I like reading important data of xenos' anatomy.
@nikolajsteffensen65789 жыл бұрын
son i'm disappoint
@fulcrum29516 жыл бұрын
Profile pic matches
@oddluck41806 жыл бұрын
Heresy.
@anonymoususer9276 жыл бұрын
@@oddluck4180 woah, your into warhammer too???
@jerec12678 жыл бұрын
12:34 i would recognize that voice anywhere, why is kitten on ultramar? has the emperor finally got him to cut off guillimans life support?
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
This was long before the Emperor got his text-to-speech device. He hasn't given the order yet.
@jerec12678 жыл бұрын
HellChuggapri1 time is distorted in the warp, maybe emps used time travel. Maybe he was spying and that's why he knows so much about the galaxy.
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
Jerec 12 If it were the Emperor's voice, then yeah, I could see it. But Kitten? He's no Emperor. He needs an explanation for that shit.
@DippKlippGuy5 жыл бұрын
Captain Jonny is one of the bravest heroes among the Ultramarines
@Matihood15 жыл бұрын
I mean, Kryptman was voiced by the same guy that voiced Vulkan in the TTS series so... Not to mention Alfabusa who voices like half of the characters in the series xD
@phoenixfire91769 жыл бұрын
"Be Judged"
@shadowstrider82954 жыл бұрын
Chapter Master Calgar: GET THE *FUHCK* OUT OF HERE! Huh? What is this now?
@gabrielteo10654 жыл бұрын
Shivers up my spine.
@disappointment16178 жыл бұрын
If there ever comes a time when XCOM has a Deathwatch mod or if the Deathwatch game got gud, you should totally do a machinima on that. It just sounds... so perfect in my head knowing you guys are gonna be behind it.
@Detson4046 жыл бұрын
Disappointment I heard somebody finally got around to making an xcom mod.
@gavinhoeppner66064 жыл бұрын
Disappointment kinda rn with XCOM 2
@alexanderoakland26073 жыл бұрын
Rewatching all TTS-verse videos out of fear that i wont be able to watch them again
@DrWhite9 жыл бұрын
Good gravy Eliphas! I've been wondering why you've been so silent lately! Good job bro! Hyped for part 2.
@BlueyWolf9 жыл бұрын
I got several copies of Greater Goods if you want to read it bruva i can lend you one.
@phoenixfire91769 жыл бұрын
***** you finally changed your name lol
@K0ragg9 жыл бұрын
W-wh-what? IT ENDED? SO SOON?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Can't wait to see the Swarmlord in action.
@BlueyWolf9 жыл бұрын
K0ragg LOL it was 23 minutes you ungratefull welp XD
@K0ragg9 жыл бұрын
Blue2Volf I WANT MOOOOOAR! I barely noticed the minutes passing, really, it was that captivating somehow. Gratz Wafflephas.
@BlueyWolf9 жыл бұрын
K0ragg Eliph ASS is best ass
@K0ragg9 жыл бұрын
Blue2Volf Maybe to you and Slaanesh only.
@Khorothis9 жыл бұрын
You made me like the smurfs, bro. A Word Bearer player. That's how good this video is. My sole complaint is that Calgar's voice could be like in the Text-to-Speech series instead of this version; my ears tell me it's the same voice actor (who's awesome beyond reckoning), but there might be some mic or effect differences that mess up the magic that is Marneus "Fuck Them Up" Calgar.
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
Khorothis The difference is that Alfabusa's videos have their audio edited by StringStorm, someone apparently pretty skilled in audio stuff. So TTS has superior audio quality for the voices and sounds in general thanks to that.
@Khorothis9 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor Oh, so that's the case. Maybe the guy can be bribed? With cookies perhaps? :D
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
Khorothis I suppose I could ask him some help as well, but I don't think that'll be necessary for Behemoth. Probably for other future projects where the audio will be more important.
@Ariana3219 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor You're making Ultramarines seem cool again regardless of the audio quality. I won't be able to look at Papa Smurf again the same way after that "FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUP" line, lol.
@Icebergeification9 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor what's the song at the end?
@barrylyndon55524 жыл бұрын
Love Kryptmann and his whole 'fly into a rage' then just chill himself and go back to normal. Thats the best kind of inquisitor
@SgtThiel7 жыл бұрын
22:43 I am more pleased with this than with some animations on tv nowadays. no, actually I am more than pleased, this is fucking AWESOME!!!
@thuzan1179 жыл бұрын
the Ultramarine Apothecary should prescribe ULTRAVITAMINS!!! seriously how did you not think of that?
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
thuzan117 The personnaliy of the apothicary is supposed to be hateful to his own chapter and everything related, so that wouldn't work very well.
@thuzan1179 жыл бұрын
hmm I didn't notice that, i'll have to watch it again.
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
thuzan117 It's hard to spot in this one, but it'll show better in the next part
@thuzan1179 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor Ah excellent, can we get any kind of ETA on that? I quite enjoyed the first part and could use something else like if the emperor had a text to speech device to watch. I generally quite like 40k content.
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
thuzan117 Estimated Time of Arrival? Kinda hard to say, probably in this month.
@bowenorcutt785 жыл бұрын
"Our tendrils have parted the cracks in the stars, *as we slip through the space inbetween..."*
@shadowstrider82954 жыл бұрын
Cacophony echoes through the dark of the sky, *and the air starts to split at the seams...*
@federerlkonig3302 жыл бұрын
@@shadowstrider8295 the Need has arisen, to shed this Shell, *we take on ancient forms once forgot*...
@mechaelite9 жыл бұрын
And thus the first fleet of the great devourer arrives. Nothing can protect you from it's eternal hunger. Well, nothing except FUCKING PLOT ARMOR!
@Hiperforteca9 жыл бұрын
Nothing except fire, plasma, melta ray and insane amounts of dakka.
@mechaelite9 жыл бұрын
Hiperforteca Can't forget Warp magics. Because nothing's funnier than shooting a Zoanthope with Mind Bolts Of Death!
@Hiperforteca9 жыл бұрын
mechaelite *DOOMBOLTTOTHEFACE!*
@Samagachi9 жыл бұрын
Daemonhood works, too if you manage to get it somehow. In addition to being immortal, you won't leave any biomass behind for them, either.
@BlueGoblin19 жыл бұрын
mechaelite All you need is the will of The Emperor.
@Makarov1Vladimir8 жыл бұрын
21:38 ... 7/8 Prep Speech, would voice break again
@liammabelitini95065 жыл бұрын
I appreciate that Kryptman has the same voice in both this and TTS. Edit: anyone else catch the Starbound music without reading the description?
@dionjaywoollaston13494 жыл бұрын
Liam Mabelitini and his personality is largely the same albeit the future one seems to have somewhat mellowed, it was still hilarious to think that the guy who was exiled for being too cruel was the voice of reason
@blackdiamond96362 жыл бұрын
How dare you make this look even vaguely professional and not the absolute shitpoast made in the memory of tts. I love it
@Xalantor3 жыл бұрын
Starting a rewatch right here, before GW purges this gem.
@bowenorcutt783 жыл бұрын
Later: "All right Inquisitor, here's your freaking- OH BY THE EMPEROR WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?! Is... Is that a Custodes?! By Sanguinius's ravaged corpse, *look at the size of it!"* Onscreen: "I am REALLY not comfortable with this..."
@elysabroso40727 жыл бұрын
12:35 is this a reference to ThunderPsyker's movie he made when he was nine it better be
@ewancreskeyallan14036 жыл бұрын
It was
@theodorehodbor50809 жыл бұрын
After seeing that video, I probably would've done the same thing the Guardsman did at 6:28.
@salottin9 жыл бұрын
What about 6:44? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@user-BadUsername Жыл бұрын
Honestly he made a good choice when it comes to the nids
@EvillBob9 жыл бұрын
Best thing to happen to the Ultramarines since Matt Ward left.
@Alpharius939 жыл бұрын
This was too awesome xD Not to mention the Rayman music on Maccrage!
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
Alpharius93 Always expect at least ONE rayman music in big videos of mine, ehe
@Alpharius939 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor Awesome!
@nitthecroller9 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor Where is part 2? WHY DO YOU DELAY????
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
Ikoter Killzor Don't get greedy. Understand that things have to be so. It's long, and doesn't depend only on me but many other people helping for this project as well, and some of these people have less free time than others to give. I appreciate your hype, but going all caps lock rage over this will not solve anything.
@nitthecroller9 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor Going full caps lock on this served me well. It gained me your attention. Edit: Why do you not think outside the box, little Eliphas?
@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi37237 жыл бұрын
I can understand Kryptman's anger towards bureaucracy with regard to ones eye wear, the frames I need have not come in for 2 moths
@RegurgitatedNews9 жыл бұрын
Well, it's fucking awesome, but you missed one important piece of information: Calgar didn't have his hyper-armour and bionic eye yet. He list his limbs and eye when he fought the big smashfucker tyrant or whatever. His plot armour saved his life, and Sicarius, or some other fucking smurf carried him away from the battle.
@eliphas82009 жыл бұрын
RegurgitatedNews This was realized during the making but it was at a point where I couldn't go back in time to fix that in the video. So just think he was wearing a scouter or something I guess, lel. His armor however was pretty much the same, bionic limbs or not, I don't really see what you mean.
@unicronthedestroyer80169 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor hey eliphas great work really! I'm so excited for part 2! Keep up the great work! FOR THE EMPAROR
@RegurgitatedNews9 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor Ah, thanks, man. Again, great work.
@NodDisciple19 жыл бұрын
Eliphas the Inheritor Marenus, what does the Scouter say about the Tyranid's Power Level!?
@ArmageddonEvil9 жыл бұрын
Brother Malachai OVER 9000!!!! Lol
@zephyrpak9 жыл бұрын
The "Be judged" part made me really love this. Good work man, keep it up.
@rheunark39858 жыл бұрын
HONOURABLE BATTLE-BROTHER!
@chickenpermission4 жыл бұрын
"Important data about xeno anatomy" ... "How to procreate in fulfillment with a tyranid. Volume 1: the first date. Prologue: You will be eaten."
@gcircle9 жыл бұрын
This is full of so many hilarious moments I'm not doing it justice by naming my favourite: FUCK. THEM. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.
@marcusdaloia29744 жыл бұрын
It occers to me that they probably could have just gone perpendicular to the path of the Tyranid Fleet to get away from the shadow in the warp and get a message through clear as glass. They must have taken the Prometheus school of dodging.
@AeternusAspicientis9 жыл бұрын
13:30 & 22:27 OH MY EMPEROR! This is freaking amazing, quotes, dubbing and characters used, perfect! I'm so glad that we have these series and there will be more.
@zamnilmattockwaz29648 жыл бұрын
Kryptman's accent is so good. Excuse my ignorance but can someone tell me what accent is this? Or is this a made up one?
@eliphas82008 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the Russian accent.
@zamnilmattockwaz29648 жыл бұрын
+Eliphas the Inheritor Thank you for the answer.
@Melkor7887 жыл бұрын
Наш, правда? я уже начал это подозревать) А видео очень хорошо.
@ineednochannelyoutube53847 жыл бұрын
Sounds Romanian to me.
@Vladislav8886 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, I didn't manage to make a connection. But now when you said that, I can kinda see it.
@codysullivan25314 жыл бұрын
1:10 The fact that old Sonic cartoon music is playing while Kryptman rages makes me imagine him as 40K Robotnik.
@furiousfinch15877 жыл бұрын
I love how the song from Starbound that was used in the Ultramar club was called Ultramarine.
@brianu22299 жыл бұрын
1:02 the AOSTH Robotnik theme? Was not expecting that
@thuzan1173 жыл бұрын
holy shit, I just saw a picture of Kryptmann and he really looks like he does in this!!
@fanofwar40k9 жыл бұрын
Calgar: fuck THEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best line =D
@insovietrussiavodka7 жыл бұрын
Are you guys sure Calgar is not secretly the 2nd or 11th primarch of the Angry Marines?...
@DominicMaez3 жыл бұрын
Be strong my friend. For ever rewatching this awesome
@AJZulu5 жыл бұрын
That Piccolo "WHAT" in the background was HILARIOUS!
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
And so begins a *nice* side story to the TTS-verse.
@korstmahler6 жыл бұрын
Some day he will be freed of the Basilica of Torments and we'll get part three.
@swolie9 жыл бұрын
I feel kinda bumed out about the squat sketch, mostly because it might have been how it happend
@kokarorloli9 жыл бұрын
Fucking great dude
@ClydeC9 жыл бұрын
did I just heard kitten from TTS in the bar with the other smurfs?
@lyravega65779 жыл бұрын
Alfabusa sent me here :)
@HalfTangible7 жыл бұрын
>Magos Varnak's last words See, s#@$ like this is why I love Alfabusa/Eliphas' work. Yeah, they make fun of the 40k universe every chance they get, but when the gravitas is needed and appropriate they deliver. And it's amazing. This series of videos is comedic, but it's also what made me afraid of the Tyranids.
@salottin9 жыл бұрын
DAMN! Y U NO SPEHS MEHREENS TODAY THE ENEMY S AT OUR DOOR
@salottin9 жыл бұрын
BUT AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME(!!!) NONETHELESS!!! MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! I feel like a WH-Videos-Eater-Tyranid
@salottin9 жыл бұрын
salottin And the Shield + Hammer / Dreadnought part at the end was GRRRRRREAT!!!
@SpottyMcBumbleFuck6 жыл бұрын
This is the best episode of Gundam I have ever seen
@a.bdioro53025 жыл бұрын
7:56 THAT WAS 100% TFS Vegeta
@MrPeabody673 жыл бұрын
Piccolo from TFS Lord Slug, actually.
@leonidasxiv7881 Жыл бұрын
Kryptman goes from sounding like a Skyrim Nord to Dracula to Arnold Schwarzenegger 😂 love it though just got into 40K recently and can’t wait to watch the rest
@lordinch82822 жыл бұрын
Rewatching the whole series but hehe... How did I never notice the guy who tried to arm wrestle marneus calgar having a robotic replacement for said arm. Oh man I love this series. 12:45
@profrickshaw8 жыл бұрын
why have I not come across this earlier? This is cancerous awesome
@seankane37118 жыл бұрын
The apothecary makes me giggle.
@linusfehr48376 жыл бұрын
I love the Apos chuckel when Ultramar comes up. Even the Smurfs know that they are armed with mastercrafted plot armor.
@AdriusFrostglare9 жыл бұрын
The entire video is genius, but the portrayal of Kryptman is one part hilarious and one part amazing. He somehow manages to come off as both incredibly beleagued and incredibly competent all at once. I could honestly just listen to him ranting and raging about the shit that happens to him and/or those around him without end.
@thatotherguy81383 жыл бұрын
13:59 - Wait... is that... DOMINQUE?
@fumarc45019 жыл бұрын
This pleases the Man-Emperor of Mankind.
@khelom11 ай бұрын
Still watching these episodes once a month since thé release, since ... 8 years ! Incrédible. Just like an old song you can listen to every single day of your life , this is just perfect.
@vesstig3 жыл бұрын
That guardsman taking himself out after seeing the Tyrannids made my laugh so loud
@anothga7 жыл бұрын
That part with Squats absolutely killed me.
@thegrayfellow81642 жыл бұрын
23:34 Its simply heretical that dreadnought uppercuts aren't a common thing in the lore.
@MONSTER7435 жыл бұрын
I didn't think it was possible, but Kryptman's tantrums are just as hilarious as the Emperors.
@ReaperofValhalla6 жыл бұрын
Damn I just discovered TTS and binge watch it all. Now I got a Itch to watch these bobbling cut out videos. Keep it up!
@shadowtactition24207 жыл бұрын
6 :28 "NOPE! Fuck this!" Lol. Thier not cowers thier just smart enough to realise they are better off dead because they know the creator of this movie will make them all die horribly because they don't like the idea of any Imperial Guard surviving
@RepKyle959 жыл бұрын
Will you make a follow up series with in-depth details about the poop golems?
@daviszach438 жыл бұрын
+Kyle Atkins-Weltman Thanks for reminding me about that. Now I will have to book ANOTHER session with the mind-cleanser.
@sos_legio_primus91775 жыл бұрын
I have watched this countless times but now I finally realized and noticed Kryptman is Elton John
@lagartoloco94Ай бұрын
Guard when the mechanus starts showing emotion, much less fear? “Nope. No gracias. I’m good. Auf vidersehen.”
@omnipotentazathoth52153 жыл бұрын
Netflix: are you still watching Someone's daughter: 17:28
@MarkushenrikDrolsum8 жыл бұрын
This is the best. Hope you never stop!
@ArchangeZ9 жыл бұрын
"....entirity of Tyran has been whiped out by some random --- Well, fuck." This line really killed me off :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
@lordderp11562 жыл бұрын
i gotta admit this video actually managed to make the ultra marines seem pretty badass
@terrorlizard9 жыл бұрын
yes, YES!. This is getting me harder then terminator armour. XD
@ulakrajewska3 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING KNEW THERE WOULD BE A HLAF LIFE SOUND SOMWHERE IN THIS HOLY VIDEO!
@LoganSearles4 жыл бұрын
I feel for the stormtrooper that noped out of there after seeing the tyranids for the first time
@RandoGrunt9 жыл бұрын
Milord, this is, like without a doubt, your BEST and most hilarious work of late! And the best part is you're only going to get better and better! Who would of thought since several years ago you would reach this level of awesomeness in animating, ambiance sounds, fitting soundtrack placements, and well...pretty much everything! Have a big pat on the back you knucklehead!