Elite: Dangerous - Brown Alert!

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The Mighty Jingles

The Mighty Jingles

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@declanadair734
@declanadair734 4 жыл бұрын
By this channel's history my guest would be the thargoid ship just crashed there and all the human ship pulled a jingles landing.
@حيدررحيمقاسم-ك1ض
@حيدررحيمقاسم-ك1ض 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is golden
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 4 жыл бұрын
It is actually surprisingly difficult to completely jingles yourself on landing in E:D (if you have shields up, you tend to bounce even from impacts that should have left nothing but a glowing crater). Not that a properly determined commander couldn't do it, though...
@Isshova
@Isshova 4 жыл бұрын
@@GaldirEonai but there also explores like me that forget to fit a shield and botch a planetary landing lol
@Gibby34340
@Gibby34340 4 жыл бұрын
@@Isshova Bruh, landing on planets is so easy. Not only does the computer literally control your throttle AND your ascension glide into the lower atmosphere, it shows you EXACTLY how to position your ship's hull to align with the terrain. You can literally enter into a planet's orbit, point directly at a target settlement I wanna land at, wait until the glide ends and auto-dock without once having to even steer at all. Elite REALLY has become easy-mode. lol
@zameliz
@zameliz 4 жыл бұрын
@@Gibby34340 But that would require an auto dock module to be installed taking up space from far more useful things. Also auto dock is for losers and beta-males anyway while REAL MEN convinces themselves that "I can do it" and proceed to perfrom a perfect 10 point Jingles landing and blowing their ship up :D On that note I have blown up my ship only once while landing, said landing was on a land base :D :D :D
@7thsealord888
@7thsealord888 4 жыл бұрын
"Threat level 7? I didn't know it went up to 7 ....''' If that isn't a hot candidate for 'Top 10 Famous Last Words In Elite', I don't know what is.
@ScottKenny1978
@ScottKenny1978 4 жыл бұрын
I admit, I was expecting a loud kabewm immediately after that.
@manwithtwofeet
@manwithtwofeet 4 жыл бұрын
He may need to change the bulb, in the threat meter. :)
@nickkurzy2246
@nickkurzy2246 3 жыл бұрын
It goes up to 9 lol
@Red_the_pirate
@Red_the_pirate 4 жыл бұрын
“Didn’t know they went up to threat level 7!” Oh yes, Jingles, they go even higher too! All the way up to 9. And each level will determine what ‘goid variant you’ll encounter. 5-6: Cyclops 6-7: Basilisks 7-8: Medusas 8-9: Hydras With anything lower usually being just the scouts.
@KintchD
@KintchD 4 жыл бұрын
Oooh, Jingles. :D You had that Thargoid wake targeted; and if you scanned a wake then have it as your target and then you attempt a jump, your FSD will try to follow the ship that left it behind... and since Thargoids buggered off to, eh, witchspace, I guess?, your FSD was basically like "NOPE!".
@KintchD
@KintchD 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, and yes, Palin moved back in the Bubble, some time ago, because his, then-current, base in Maia came under attack from, you guess it!, Thargoids.
@cardgameEngineer
@cardgameEngineer 4 жыл бұрын
We’re used to jingles delivering historical information and stories in his videos, and now we get astrophysics too! Result!
@TheAcunianGamer
@TheAcunianGamer 4 жыл бұрын
I like how I opened youtube to Star trek game ad: red alert! Jingles: brown alert!
@KorbinX
@KorbinX 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that's a cash grab, not a Star Trek game lol ^-^
@idcgaming518
@idcgaming518 4 жыл бұрын
@@KorbinX good point.
@TheAcunianGamer
@TheAcunianGamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@KorbinX glad I don't play it then ^^' but I gladly play elite
@Koplerio
@Koplerio 4 жыл бұрын
Just to clearify, from the "research" I did myself... Flying into the Plaedies sector and looking around for dem Thargoids- Which, obviously, most will know if they didn't get panic and tried to shoot it off the first time they met one... They're friendly to you... until you do literally anything to them that might possibly harm them. Now, there's 2 main categories of space faring ships we know of... The Thargoid Scouts, which are small nimble and incredible fast ships. Those will attack you at any point and will chase you till either your or their demise… or your escape. They are not friendly at any point. The Thargoid Interceptors, come in a couple variants, most you'll see will be the easier ones to kill. Rarely will you face a Hydra, the strongest of their bunch. Now, they will be friendly towards you until you attack… or they have scouts nearby, then they'll attack you, too. There's one type that'll run away from you should you get too close, possibly has no weapons on? Don't know that one. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You can scan them (with the xeno scanner). You can look at them from close. (to a certain extend) At a certain range they'll warn you by turning towards you and pulling out their... weapons? (they start glowing… kinda pulsating basically, looks very threatening tbh) If you keep close to them, they'll attack you. Now, Thargoids already in combat might attack you too, even if you haven't engaged them at first. I am not sure about Thargoids in the human bubble, they might be hostile towards you or ignore till you attack.
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 4 жыл бұрын
Was listening to this in the background, wondering what he was talking about with the canisters of fragments... "Wait...could he be talking about..." ... "Oh god he is. This is gonna be very Jinglesy."
@psyko2666
@psyko2666 4 жыл бұрын
Spicy
@TheHansenpanzer
@TheHansenpanzer 4 жыл бұрын
The Anti-Xeno Initiative is what you meant. They even have a database of effective anti-thargoid builds and they have some really nice tactics. I've been looking into Thargoid combat and their guides are super helpful.
@butthead6965
@butthead6965 4 жыл бұрын
Do it. They’re a great bunch. I joined the PS4 side. They’re always willing to help. And some great pilots too.
@alexberta5195
@alexberta5195 2 жыл бұрын
@@butthead6965 Hello! Anti-Xeno Initiative member here. Feel free to join our discord or call upon us in-game if you need help or tips and tricks against the Thargoids.
@Reddotzebra
@Reddotzebra 4 жыл бұрын
Gravitational lensing: Gravity telling light to get bent.
@andrewchapman2039
@andrewchapman2039 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh that's a bad sound." You bet mate, had it earlier en route to Sterope II and damn near shat myself.
@rparker069
@rparker069 4 жыл бұрын
I stopped by a megaship in a local system to check it out and heard that sound and went "oh dear my ship has a 19mil rebuy bill"
@macdjord
@macdjord 4 жыл бұрын
28:24 - A 2.6602 solar mass black hole has an event horizon of 7.858 km. Also, FYI, at 44.2 km away from it, you'd be experiencing a force of gravity of 1.843 * 10^10 g.
@silversnow3171
@silversnow3171 4 жыл бұрын
Thats definitely enough to rip every atom of your body outta you, scary to think about that
@Matthew10950
@Matthew10950 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan macdonald is a steely eyed thunder nerd.
@CED99
@CED99 4 жыл бұрын
You might want to check your maths there sparky. According to your post your experiencing an acceleration of 603c 44.2 km away from the singularity
@CED99
@CED99 4 жыл бұрын
That's 1.808x10^11 / 2.998x10^8 (the speed of light) = 603
@silversnow3171
@silversnow3171 4 жыл бұрын
@@CED99 we're still dead anyways at that point, right?
@darthkarl99
@darthkarl99 4 жыл бұрын
The extra scary thing about thargoids in E:D compared to the other two games. Even if you've done your guardian grind and have got good enough to take the Thargoids on you aren't fighting and coming perilously close to getting killed by Thargoid Motherships. That crash site with at least 3 human ships littering it that died taking it down, thats the Thargoids own equivalent of a player ship. A Mothership is a capital ship on par with a Battlecruiser, which is the bigger nastier scarier NPC only upgrade from the fleet carrier. Have fun with that thought.
@ScottKenny1978
@ScottKenny1978 4 жыл бұрын
I don't even play the game and that sounds like a pucker factor of over 9000.
@Mgl1206
@Mgl1206 4 жыл бұрын
Scott Kenny 9000? Pisshhh more like 99999999999999999999999999999999
@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 4 жыл бұрын
So that means you need a battlecruiser to take on a mothership?
@darthkarl99
@darthkarl99 4 жыл бұрын
@@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 Given there's nothing that can stop the shutdown field effect on capitalships et, (the current neutraliser only works upto L size ships), no. The thargoids started this round of attacks by curbstomping whole flees of federal and empire battlecruisers.
@102728
@102728 4 жыл бұрын
13:05 Fixing getting stuck because wonky game physics with an exploit is perfectly fine imo. You weren't trapped in a deadly fight you wanted to get away from, your srv fused with a dead thargoid somehow like some xenonecrophile. It's fine.
@TrangleC
@TrangleC 4 жыл бұрын
This developer seems to rather leave it to the player community and exploits to keep the game playable, instead of fixing stuff. They are way too busy constantly fucking with the grind and the rewards for mining and the such. This game would be pretty much unplayable, if it weren't for all the external, 3rd party resources, tips and tutorials. I played my fair share of complicated games and simulations, but this is the first one where I need tutorials and help with navigating the key binding menu.
@Reapers991
@Reapers991 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I love the sound the Thargoids make. It's just so eerie and scary. Just makes you go "Nope nope, F*** that, nope nope nope, I didn't want to be here anyway."
@Asghaad
@Asghaad 4 жыл бұрын
unless you are hunting THEM then its "oh come here precious i have some Guardian Gauss rounds to shove up your arse"
@shanklinkay
@shanklinkay 4 жыл бұрын
Drew Wagar, who was one of the original authors for the fictional books for Elite is currently doing livestreams and videos on KZbin of the original Elite on the spectrum as well as Lore talks and plays some ED too.
@Weazle099
@Weazle099 4 жыл бұрын
13:36 Note the destroyed Rover? If that was not a clue... lol
@gsylass
@gsylass 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah totally didn't notice that properly 1st time round. Module damage? What? Hang about, I've heard about corrosive cargo racks. Uh-oh. Eject cargo! Eject cargo! D'oh...
@Phordless_Cone
@Phordless_Cone 4 жыл бұрын
Lol'd when I heard Rita laughing in the background.
@Kramburger11
@Kramburger11 4 жыл бұрын
Aww, Jingles, you missed an opportunity to return to supercruise and fly directly away from the black hole. The visual effect when you transition back into space that isn't being distorted is the coolest thing about visiting black holes! Try it out next time you happen to see one!
@figjam9530
@figjam9530 4 жыл бұрын
NOBODY EXPECTS THE THARGOID INTERDICTION!
@eillswim
@eillswim 4 жыл бұрын
Hyperdiction. 2 different things
@Pcwarmachine
@Pcwarmachine 4 жыл бұрын
@@eillswim He was using the term Jingles used at the close of the video.
@gsylass
@gsylass 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Brown alert when I got hyperdicted. Nice bit of spice for the game IMO.
@davesmith9844
@davesmith9844 4 жыл бұрын
...well they do if they saw your spoiler before getting that far into the vid!
@STNeish
@STNeish 4 жыл бұрын
Well done.
@Paveway-chan
@Paveway-chan 4 жыл бұрын
Thargoids: Jingles: rummages through Thargoid wreckage Thargoids: "so you have chosen... death"
@حيدررحيمقاسم-ك1ض
@حيدررحيمقاسم-ك1ض 4 жыл бұрын
10:50 Actually jingles since most of your wheels are in the air you did a jingles takeoff in a surface reconnaissance vehicle
@paulvamos7319
@paulvamos7319 4 жыл бұрын
Sound of shotgun cocking....
@johnib5905
@johnib5905 4 жыл бұрын
It's nice to hear Jingles talking about how we see black holes! I spent some time looking for exoplanets in the Kepler data a few years ago, and as well as a couple possible planets I saw some weird, weird stuff. Nothing as cool as the PH1 team of course.
@DktrJ
@DktrJ 4 жыл бұрын
When the 'Goids appeared in ED and this happened to me the first time I nearly both shat myself and had a little gigglgasm. So much fun and oh shit son :)
@joelsean1966
@joelsean1966 4 жыл бұрын
@Schnittertm1
@Schnittertm1 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing then, is the Cygnus, with its crazed captian, the killer robots and the crew turned into what amounts to basically servitors.
@PreceptorGrant
@PreceptorGrant 4 жыл бұрын
I rewatched that for the first time in decades not long ago, it's still quite watchable. Dated, but watchable. The theme tune is wonderfully creepy.
@attilavarga35
@attilavarga35 4 жыл бұрын
Be careful around the wreckage Jingles, you don't want to contract those Thargoid barnacles...
@drakko26
@drakko26 4 жыл бұрын
Jingles, for heaven's sake :). Press HOME to lower/raise the cargo scoop!
@AdamBarczynski
@AdamBarczynski 4 жыл бұрын
don't help him, you'll ruin all the fun :)
@drakko26
@drakko26 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdamBarczynski Should I not mention the shortcut for that menu he's having problems focusing on is 4? :))
@diegowushu
@diegowushu 4 жыл бұрын
But you have to be careful not to drop all your cargo, that button is right next to it.
@benbaselet2026
@benbaselet2026 4 жыл бұрын
@@diegowushu Only if you left it there!
@Mr.Blue987
@Mr.Blue987 4 жыл бұрын
@@AdamBarczynski he could be using the menus for the immersion factor...
@urbantuckerman
@urbantuckerman 4 жыл бұрын
ah, the Thargoids, takes me back to my speccy days, Elite was THE game of my childhood! Their ship design has moved on somewhat from their trapezoid period!
@VulpineFever
@VulpineFever 4 жыл бұрын
I really love these videos that you're doing jingles. I've been a player of Elite for ages but i still find you're videos very entertaining. Keep up the great work!
@thearmoredbugger9344
@thearmoredbugger9344 4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty cool learning about the black hole and what it looks like when observed by the human eye. Seeing it by looking at the distortion of light behind said black hole is surprisingly stunning. So, this means that we've been depicting black holes in the wrong light when visually seeing them is concerned from other previous Science Fiction properties.
@tompardi8876
@tompardi8876 4 жыл бұрын
Thargoids pulling you out of hyperspace...now that’s a BROWN alert
@iolair1973
@iolair1973 4 жыл бұрын
In the original Elite, you could "simply" hyperspace out of Witch space after eliminating the initial Thargoid attack. The issue was that as you could only carry 7 Iy fuel, and most of it had likely been used by the initial jump attempt. So you could only escape if there was another system very near. The misjump showed you on the galaxy chart halfway between your original departure and destination systems.
@Garryck-1
@Garryck-1 4 жыл бұрын
Yep.. I was thinking while listening to his explanation, "Hang on, that's not how I remember it.."
@StephenCole1916
@StephenCole1916 4 жыл бұрын
"So what is it?" - Cat, Red Dwarf
@chrisoliver3642
@chrisoliver3642 4 жыл бұрын
WHITEHOLESPEWINGTIMEENGINESDEADPLEASEADVISE.
@NoFramesPerSecond3924
@NoFramesPerSecond3924 4 жыл бұрын
10:27 LOL THE SECOND JINGLES MOMMENT IN 3 EPISODES ONLY JINGLES CAN DO THIS!!!
@MrRakky
@MrRakky 4 жыл бұрын
Watching all of this just makes me want to reinstall ED, plug in my HOTAS and RIFT and chill in space
@cmdrkla-2
@cmdrkla-2 4 жыл бұрын
"We're finally done with that git, Marco Gwent" this is what hooked me. Great show, it was really enjoyable watching you do your thing. That hyper-diction reaction was almost an exact match for my first encounter with the goids.
@IntegrityForSale
@IntegrityForSale 4 жыл бұрын
If fdev cared they'd make it so the srv doesn't get hung up on every little piece of scenery.
@ainumahtar
@ainumahtar 4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly why I really don't mind exploiting the game in the way jingles does here by any stretch of the imagination. Especially considering you're not physically in the rover there really should just be a good way to recover them, preferably unstuck them but certainly a good recovery method.
@KenS1267
@KenS1267 4 жыл бұрын
@@ainumahtar I'm really bothered that they don't just give an unstick command like most games of this sort have. The number of times I've gotten stuck on nothing at all...
@neokoga
@neokoga 4 жыл бұрын
@@KenS1267 Exactly, it should just be a recover to ship option, the SRV is just teleported back to your ship
@twerkingtwinkies2335
@twerkingtwinkies2335 4 жыл бұрын
There's alot of stupid shit they're not fixing. There's a really bad obvious mining problem with the chunks that you mine. When they're floating in space and not moving ready to be picked up, if they're too close to an asteroid, they don't bounce off the surface like you might think, they go straight through the surface of the asteroid and inside it where your limpits can't reach obviously and commit suicide trying to get to it. You just have to wait till the asteroid makes a full rotation till the chunk comes out of the surface. Pretty stupid. Not sure why that hasn't been fixed or made it this far without being noticed.
@FlyingMonkeyDeathGod
@FlyingMonkeyDeathGod 4 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind an SRV has six legs their wheels are mounted on. I have managed to lodge a brain tree stem in between two of those legs. Ended up having to use the external camera to try and figure out how to disentangle myself. It's not always impossible, and when you do manage to free yourself, it really does fill you with a sense of pride and accomplishment. (But yeah, something to separate the ship or SRV from whatever it's gotten stuck on would be 'preciated.)
@GeeZedKay
@GeeZedKay 4 жыл бұрын
Loved this! Great to be able to listen the experience this man has... like he talks about the og Elite witch space fending off thargoids, then experiences a thargoid encounter! Great stuff!!
@martinmorsch7507
@martinmorsch7507 4 жыл бұрын
I lovee your Elite Videos, or generally anythging else thean the 1000s WoT or WOWS commentary... I mean I really can tell when you enjoy a game, and when you arent really into it anymore..
@adamcharman8726
@adamcharman8726 4 жыл бұрын
I think about this a lot. Not just for jingles, but for any content creator in youtube/streaming who gains their primary following under one game or type of game. Fundamentally youtube/streaming is a business, it's the full time job for anyone doing it and as such keeping up view numbers (i.e revenue) and expanding them is your main concern. Now, imagine you get your audience from doing world of tanks/warships videos. That's what the majority of your viewers & you have to produce that content or lose views. I feel like jingles strikes a good balance and plays games he's into whilst doing the bread & butter wargaming stuff. TL;DR - I agree with you, I just try and keep the big picture in mind :)
@AttiliusRex
@AttiliusRex 4 жыл бұрын
@@adamcharman8726 phlydailys curse "War thunder, its almost fun"
@cmdrdr.digital865
@cmdrdr.digital865 4 жыл бұрын
The Mighty Jingles: The Bob Ross of KZbin Gaming
@philphy9257
@philphy9257 4 жыл бұрын
I've enjoyed watching Jingles play ED, so thanks for sharing. Elite Dangerous is one of those games that is infinitely better watching someone play than actually playing yourself. 95% of the time you sit there watching the HUD with a few stars to illuminate the emptiness of space, 4% of the time you are looking at the Station services menu, 0.5% of the time you are listening to the Blue Danube whilst docking and lastly 0.5% of the time you get some action or see something interesting. At least the KZbinrs edit out all the boring bits and make it look interesting. Every now and then I watch a few video's and think "hmmmm, I need to jump back in" I usually last a couple of hours and realise its much better watching again.
@rcairnut
@rcairnut 4 жыл бұрын
Jingles I went to Sag A* in a Sidewinder just so I could say I did it years ago, long and fun trip, that was when elite rank in exploration was LONG grind. and data worth next to nothing. and this was before engineers, so stock modules! try that one sir!
@sweepingtime
@sweepingtime 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I see the word Thargoid I feel like clearing my throat.
@paulvamos7319
@paulvamos7319 4 жыл бұрын
Brown Alert! Can't wait for tomorrow's video!!!! Wear your brown pants or just sit and play on the pot, lol.
@denster1991
@denster1991 4 жыл бұрын
"Its behind me isnt it?" never can get away from Alien Isolation
@mikemays8622
@mikemays8622 4 жыл бұрын
At one point I was fully engineered. Watching your video seeing how they have evolved the game has awoken the urge to grind again! Right now I’m nearing Colonia and will reside there until I have that engineer done. That will give me the data that I can sell in the Sirius system to get my invite for Marco also will get the distance traveled for the other engineer. So if all goes well I’ll kill many birds with this one massive stone! Anyhow I’m subbed keep at it Cmndr Jingles! 07
@MrCreamster20
@MrCreamster20 4 жыл бұрын
That thargoid ship sure does have a beauty of it's own; alien-luminescent flower of sorts but constructed from alien materials of course with entirely different ship systems etc... I wouldn't want to see them attack when they pull you out of hyperspace and your facing a small fleet strong enough to make the human mega-fleets cower to their space home...
@marktownsend2384
@marktownsend2384 4 жыл бұрын
Another great E:D video. Thanks Jingles! Although I think you might be misremembering the old Elite games. Frontier: Elite 2 didn't have any Thargoids that I recall and First Encounters was Elite 3, an entirely new game rather than an expansion. I believe it had a very limited release due to bugs. Sadly I never got to play it but it may have had the Thargoids in it.
@KimwPerks
@KimwPerks 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s behind me, isn’t it?” 😂😂
@Mojje42
@Mojje42 4 жыл бұрын
"So what is it?" "There's no such thing as a brown alert"..... "you won't be saying that in a min!"
@pauldonlin3439
@pauldonlin3439 4 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I wasn't the only one impressed by the game's depiction of Black Holes. There are a bunch of black holes and O type stars in S171 in the Elysium Shores. Reasonably close to the bubble. Very neat and even a few black hole binary systems.
@chronostreamteknys704
@chronostreamteknys704 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing timing, seeing you talk about black holes just after reading that they have found the biggest black hole ever. J2157 is 8000 times bigger than the one at the center of the Milky Way. Fortunately its a safe distance away at 1.2b LY.
@sunson3131
@sunson3131 4 жыл бұрын
Black Holes are visible due to the superheated material in their accretion disk that glows very brightly. You may remember the first picture of a black hole hitting the news a few months back.
@freedomtothink9574
@freedomtothink9574 4 жыл бұрын
To be more precise, the superheated material in the accretion disk, glows very brightly, and can be seen, but the Black hole still remains unseeable.
@stumpythedwarf8712
@stumpythedwarf8712 4 жыл бұрын
I'm missing Workshop Wednesdays Jingles. I enjoyed your creativity and I was learning quite a lot. Like you, I've not painted a mini in years, decades even. So long that all my paints dried out years ago. (I'm 56 years young) I just wanted to pass on that it was appreciated by at least one viewer. :-) I play WoT, and have been tempted to send you a replay, but never have. I guess I'm waiting for the right one. Keep up the excellent work, and pet the cats for me.
@cmddraven7539
@cmddraven7539 4 жыл бұрын
I noticed the Red Dwarf reference as you spoke it and couldn't help but smile. I have seen every episode, lol. Really enjoying the content! Please do keep it up for as long as you enjoy creating, you have a very good 'Commentary Voice'. :) Also: At least Black Holes in Elite can be identified by their distorting of light. Until you see it with your eyes, though, it COULD just be grit. ;)
@elmateo77
@elmateo77 4 жыл бұрын
If your SRV gets stuck just quit to menu and back in, it'll usually load you unstuck.
@bodifx
@bodifx 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than to wake-up 4:30am and see a brand new jingles video ready for consumption :)
@garymckeon5410
@garymckeon5410 4 жыл бұрын
thargoids pull a ship out of hyperspace , "oh its only jingles he's harmless"
@michaelmize1155
@michaelmize1155 4 жыл бұрын
I have really been enjoying the series and look forward to future episodes.
@eliasvenaas1685
@eliasvenaas1685 4 жыл бұрын
26:28 Also! if you somehow where to get close enough to a black hole without falling inside the event horizon, the light from your own ship would be warped all the way around the black hole and you would be able to see yourself from 3rd person.
@jamielonsdale3018
@jamielonsdale3018 4 жыл бұрын
Only if you were 4/3 of the distance from the Event Horizon, exactly, and looking at exactly the right angle. Light orbiting the black hole is extremely unstable. It either wants to fall into the black hole or fly away from it into infinity. Only light approaching at the right distance and angle will actually get trapped and orbit. If you're at the range you can see light orbiting, you're well inside the Roche limit of the black hole, and you're not going to be observing anything, because the black hole will be in the middle of tearing you to pieces. Photons not having mass allows them to get significantly closer to the black hole than even an electron could get, let alone the bundles of protons and neutrons that make up the atoms that make up you.
@eliasvenaas1685
@eliasvenaas1685 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamielonsdale3018 That was a whole lot of technical mumbo jumbo that flew right over my head, but cool.
@ScottKenny1978
@ScottKenny1978 4 жыл бұрын
@@eliasvenaas1685 translation: you gotta be so close that the black hole is killing you.
@seafodder6129
@seafodder6129 4 жыл бұрын
@@eliasvenaas1685 I think the official astrophysics word for it is "spaghettification".
@jamielonsdale3018
@jamielonsdale3018 4 жыл бұрын
@@eliasvenaas1685 Put it this way, light has fixed, unchangeable velocity. For that light to orbit the black hole in a stable manner, the light must not cross the threshold where forward and the future become the same thing. It also cannot orbit further out, because then the light would not 'bend' under the curvature of spacetime enough to complete a circle and pass through the same place, because spacetime further out is not curved steeply enough. Light ALWAYS travels at the same speed, and ALWAYS in a straight line. The only time that light seems to change direction are A) When it bounces off something, and B) when the medium in which its travelling is curved, such that following the curvature in linear fashion makes it appear to curve. This is basically how everything behaves without the presence of an external force acting on it. An object in motion will remain in motion, until something acts upon it. If the medium it is motive within is curved, then that linear line will follow the curvature of said medium. In this case, the medium is spacetime itself. Yeah, I didn't make this any easier to understand, did I?
@David-ew5sx
@David-ew5sx 4 жыл бұрын
As much as I love Jingles' WoT and WoWS content, I'm so very happy there's also so much random shit that has nothing to do with wargaming/gaijin :D A happy Jingles is a happy audience
@GrumpyGrobbyGamer
@GrumpyGrobbyGamer 4 жыл бұрын
loving the series Jingles. Really making me want to pull out my old Thrustmaster and give this game a go
@galerus3776
@galerus3776 4 жыл бұрын
I remember when Thargoids were first introduced to Elite Dangerous. Took my 3 jump attempts to get into Maya. I kept getting dragged into witch space xD
@leeruleman
@leeruleman 4 жыл бұрын
Good to see you back in ED Jingles. Love your videos...in all games. Maybe I'll bump into you in ED.
@TheKillerjohny
@TheKillerjohny 4 жыл бұрын
We need to change a light bulb if you want brown alert!
@SengirIndustries
@SengirIndustries 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@SirKaldar
@SirKaldar 4 жыл бұрын
Professor Palin used to be in Maia, he got run off by the Thargoids about a year back. Edit: It's supposed to be much more common to get hyperdicted by Thargoids once you have had any their tech on your ship. I don't know what the chances to get hyperdicted were like before carrying their tech as I was the 7th confirmed player to find a UA. So I had already carried their tech before they showed up directly.
@jamesa702
@jamesa702 4 жыл бұрын
Figment drama...Great sci fi fun Jimgles. Thanks weightlessly. A worthy pause on the road to riches.
@urbantuckerman
@urbantuckerman 4 жыл бұрын
as i recall, you could still use a galactic drive in witch space, and jump to a new galaxy, but to be honest the memories are dim, as if viewed through a veil of stars!
@johnalt4792
@johnalt4792 4 жыл бұрын
My Seatruck in SBZ is the SS Tog II, or course. My prawn suit is the Man Pants. I think Jingles should find where his went....
@benny210169
@benny210169 8 ай бұрын
I played the original Elite on the BBC when it came out in 84. Played FE2 on the Amiga. Only just realised that ED existed!
@arthuryu6602
@arthuryu6602 4 жыл бұрын
On "gravitational lensing": actually all bodies with enough mass can produce the lensing effect, including our sun. The first experimental verification of Einstein's Theory of General Relativity was to observe stars around the the sun during a solar eclipse and see how their positions are distorted according to gravitational lensing effect as predicted by Relativity. The effect for the sun is quite minor compare to a dark hole, of course, but the principle is exactly the same as you described.
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 жыл бұрын
Also you went to Maia because Palin used to be in Maia, but late in 2019/early in 2020 his base was attacked by Thargoids and he moved to Arque. You can still find his base in Maia and dock at it but all the services are offline. There is a beacon announcing the evacuation order and if you dive into the canyon just under the beacon his base is right down there. Also, yes it is a regular thing in that neck of the woods IF and only IF you have picked up Thargoid Sensors/Containers ever. If you've never picked one up ever you can zip around there all you want and the Thargoids will never grab you. They are grabbing you because they can tell you did pick up their stuff and they are scanning you to see if you still have it. It doesn't matter if you've ever grabbed a Thargoid Heart, it's only the sensors and other bits you can find on the ground that they seem interested in. I've literally killed tens of Interceptor variants, the type that are snatching you out of space, and thousands of scouts, the tiny ones that attack you on sight, and never been hyperdicted in around 4500 or so hours in game time. I spend a ton of time in that region of space as well. We tested this alongside the AXI a while back and if you grab the sensor and spit it out then jump you'll be hit many times, but if you have a "virgin" account that has never touched a sensor you never get grabbed. Not sure why that is the trigger but it is. Interesting to watch Elite content through a new players eyes though. Always interesting to see new people getting into the game and discovering the lore and enjoying the fun times.
@operationangel7940
@operationangel7940 4 жыл бұрын
First time being hyperdicted by Thargoids, eh Jingles? Here is a tip I use. Hyperdictions are always random in the Pleiades sector no matter what ship you’re using. When you are pulled out bring your ship to a complete stop and let the Thargoid shutdown field happen. So long as you aren’t carrying anything they would get mad at they will leave you alone. Plus, it preserves the integrity of your modules for the most part. Every frameshift malfunction I had after being hyperdicted always occurred as I tried to escape the shutdown field.
@jameslittleton4131
@jameslittleton4131 4 жыл бұрын
LOL, this title makes sense to me. The standard Australian Hospital Code - Brown Alert is for an external threat/disaster.
@pacman1386
@pacman1386 4 жыл бұрын
Are you sure sir? That will mean changing the bulb!
@lightwoven5326
@lightwoven5326 4 жыл бұрын
The clicking sounds are direction of materials or sites of interest. They all have their own distinctive clicking sound.
@EconomicsMate1
@EconomicsMate1 4 жыл бұрын
Any other Aussies here who love Jingles? Ik i do!
@jameson1239
@jameson1239 4 жыл бұрын
Not an Aussie just a sleep deprived Canadian
@peekabbu83
@peekabbu83 4 жыл бұрын
yup been subscribed for several years now
@jeffm5920
@jeffm5920 4 жыл бұрын
yep Aussie
@ereale3253
@ereale3253 4 жыл бұрын
Koiwoi 👍
@bowenwalker2087
@bowenwalker2087 4 жыл бұрын
sure do
@po3bowers
@po3bowers 4 жыл бұрын
So Glad you started doing ED videos again Thanks so much Paul
@FredRated1967
@FredRated1967 4 жыл бұрын
My first experience with the X series of games was the X: Beyond the Frontier game that was released in the early 90s.
@thebranmuffin8502
@thebranmuffin8502 4 жыл бұрын
I played cod in 2010
@jamesmaclennan4525
@jamesmaclennan4525 4 жыл бұрын
@The Infidel Because the X series was created by guys who wantyed to fill the void left by there not being an Elite game for years that's why.
@calmb4126
@calmb4126 4 жыл бұрын
Space invaders 1978
@Matthew10950
@Matthew10950 4 жыл бұрын
Bubble bobble, 1988
@eagleandy1
@eagleandy1 4 жыл бұрын
I think they are possibly picking up on the radiation,emissions from the crashed ship that your SRV got exposed to, pulling you 'dicting you to check you aren't a grave robber, then letting you go
@matthewdunstone4431
@matthewdunstone4431 4 жыл бұрын
Jingles; yes, light is often reflected of surfaces but it can also be emitted from surfaces. Take a regular sun, for instance. Or your computer monitor. Or a light bulb.
@NJbldragon
@NJbldragon 4 жыл бұрын
Jingles approaching the black hole had me just as nervous as the thargoid encounter.
@AdamSmith-kq6ys
@AdamSmith-kq6ys 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Jingles, yes, tinkering with Thargoid stuff will make you fair game for hyperdictions. And yes, Palin _used_ to be based in Maia, but vacated in something of a hurry after a Thargoid strike destroyed his lab there.
@Depipro
@Depipro 4 жыл бұрын
First contact with the Thargoids? Didn't I see some slightly lopsided interaction with them a few videos back in the same series?
@PreceptorGrant
@PreceptorGrant 4 жыл бұрын
That was in the 'later in this series' teaser reel at the end of an earlier episode.
@mrpatate12345678
@mrpatate12345678 4 жыл бұрын
Jingles: spending five minutes to explain that a black hole is invisible to the naked eye. Also Jingles : Its full of tourists enjoying the view! Also yes: Pailin has moved.
@torstenkersten8566
@torstenkersten8566 4 жыл бұрын
yesterday I saw a vid. I think it was a dolphin or an orca. She got hyperdicted, scanned and when energy was back she gave an angry throttle and bumped right into the thargoid interceptor. Then she was like .... oups, sorry .... I didn't meant it that way and and shot a repair limpet on the thargoid and system info said the limpet was successful. Thargoid was not agressive but always tried to keep a 490 m distance to avoid another bump. ;-) Nevertheless she cuddled with it. :D Thargoid then always tried to position infront of her nose. She hyperjumped through it .... bwahaha. Can't find the vid, but the way she made conversation with the thargoid was hilarious ....
@SianiAnne
@SianiAnne 4 жыл бұрын
If you like long jump range, the Guardian FSD Booster is desirable. It does take up an internal slot, yet it gives a real boost to range.
@jarvis911
@jarvis911 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell it's been a while since KZbin recommended me a jingles video, it's like seeing an old friend, I used to watch every WoT video
@wolfsruhm
@wolfsruhm 4 жыл бұрын
Actually Jingles. First Encounter was not an expansion of Eilte II, but the actual 3rd installment of the Elite franchise. With improved graphics (at that time), and some minor changes to gameplay and ui
@randombiker4610
@randombiker4610 4 жыл бұрын
Treat level 7 is a HYDRA or MEDUSA class!Glad you didn't check that signal source.I guess the one that pulled you from supercruize was treat level 5 CYCLOPS class,but it looks more like a SCOUT class or the more annoying class.Scouts are more prone to pull you from supercruize and scan you which sets their A.I. to passive aggressive state.
@Rena_Skuxy
@Rena_Skuxy 4 жыл бұрын
Normally I don’t watch videos right as I go to bed when you upload jingles. But you know what. You just uploaded and I can’t wait to see what goes on here
@cynicalfox190
@cynicalfox190 4 жыл бұрын
Love the Red Dwarf reference
@tananam9782
@tananam9782 3 жыл бұрын
22:30 "Elite: Dangerous tech support, how may I help you? Your frame shift has failed? Have you tried unplugging it, and plugging it back in?"
@stevecobb6001
@stevecobb6001 4 жыл бұрын
WOW. Just keeps getting better and better!
@jackee-is-silent2938
@jackee-is-silent2938 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, Jingles. Read Admiral of the Brown. :)
@LesserPandaVT
@LesserPandaVT 4 жыл бұрын
when you picked up the thargoid sensors the game locks a 20% hyperdiction chance to your player in the nebula regardless of what you have.
@robinmaas8844
@robinmaas8844 4 жыл бұрын
C46 wire-frame graphics docking computer classic music mind blown! The memories
@wheelerzg76
@wheelerzg76 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Jingles.. Your pips are driving me crazy!
@ringowunderlich2241
@ringowunderlich2241 4 жыл бұрын
I always imagine the ships crew gossip about their illustrious captain. It makes for some funny dialogues or multilogues for that matter.
@commanderporthos357
@commanderporthos357 4 жыл бұрын
OH my gosh! The mainani system!!! Has the best low temperature diamonds and opal hot spots ever!! 😱Mainani 5. 😩But is also has the biggest pirate population. And no where near by that buys either diamonds or opals. 🙈
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