greek mythology as some supreme brooklyn 99 clips bc i said so

[@sapphire4937]

it’s scary how accurate these are what deity is providing you info??

[@greencyy]

Yes

[@chehal3326]

**greency hiding behind Athena**

[@YoshiiHime]

The STD one is just *chef's kiss* 👌

[@johnmartin4119]

I think Poseidon fits the STD thing more accurately. Especially Given that while Zeus’ kids are all born ideal paragons, Poseidon’s kids consist of giants, Cyclopes, mermen, and even horses

[@YoshiiHime]

@@johnmartin4119 oh gods 😨

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

@@johnmartin4119 I think that might have more to do with all the incest

[@johnmartin4119]

@@samuellawrencesbookclub8250 if that were the case it doesn’t explain how Zeus’s kids manage to always look perfect

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

@@johnmartin4119 In most cases he's not related to the mother, and oh his kids by Hera, Hephaestus is deformed, and Ares is an idiot.

[@erisgoddessofdiscord761]

"I feel like I'm the Paris of people." Like they say it in Olympus, _oui_

[@crashvds777]

ANYONE WHO SAYS ACHILLES AND PATROCLUS WERE NOT LOVERS CAN SQUARE UP RIGHT NOW

[@kingofdragons7]

Okay, let's go

[@nicoletheweirdo91421]

My two favourite thing combined. Holt is literally Athena. Love these videos.

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

Mixed with zeus

[@silverthewitchdoctor8262]

With a little bit of Hades -Happily Married -Has a dog -Seems hard at first but actually is pretty funny

[@toadsupportgroup9839]

Really love how Hestia is just a chaotic onlooker

[@Greendalewitch]

I honestly feel bad for Hestia. She just wants her family to get along.

[@trinitytriplett2776]

Hera, looking at Zeus' computer in a file labeled "Private ;)": Oh good Chaos, that is porn Hestia: Sister, there was no reason to say that in front of my salad

[@johnmartin4119]

Sometimes Jake actually reminds me of Zeus. Specifically how even though Zeus is easily one of the most powerful gods his daddy issues, need for attention, and childish impulsive behavior keep him from reaching his full potential. Plus Jake’s got a bit of a bi vibe also like Zeus so there’s that

[@spiderdave6929]

I personally disagree, I think Jake fits Apollo better, since 1. Zeus is possibly the straightest guy in the entire Greek pantheon, 2. Zeus causes the daddy issues, including for Apollo, as well as the fact that Zeus sleeps with multiple women despite having a wife, (like jakes dad), and 3. Apollo is extremely bi, and is also one of the more fun, and slightly childish Greek gods

[@johnmartin4119]

@@spiderdave6929 Zeus is bi, like Apollo he’s had his share of male lovers(Ganymede the most famous. True Jake has yet to cheat on Amy though before Jake was quite the lady’s man. Also Zeus himself has been pretty childish, and he himself has his own basket of daddy issues similarly due to a father that wasn’t there for him

[@spiderdave6929]

@@johnmartin4119 Apollo has also had his fair share of lovers as well, but at least most of them were consensual, compared to Zeus, not to mention Jake’s daddy issues not only stem from his dad, not being there, but also from the fact his dad wasn’t there because he was “busy” sleeping with several women (also as far as I can tell, Ganymede was Zeus’s only documented male lover, and he still slept with mainly women)

[@johnmartin4119]

@@spiderdave6929 how many documented male lovers did Jake have?

[@noahkarpinski1824]

@@johnmartin4119 You don't have to sleep with dudes to be bi. You just have to be attracted to both genders Hell, you could even be bi but never have had sex with anyone. Like a total virgin

[@NegiG128]

The fact that the guy who plays Pimento also plays Mr. D in the new Percy Jackson Series now seems much more funny

[@thedamgoose]

2:54 ok but that's literally perfect because Jason Mantzoukas (Adrian Pimento) is literally playing Dionysus in the pjo show

[@thandondlovu5392]

Hermes being a charming troublemaker is so perfect I love Judy just fits him.

[@Jonic_P]

I accept the premise that Artemis and Rosa are badass enough to be compared and/or be representatives of each other

[@strawberrysangria1474]

These are all perfect, and I love the idea of Thanatos celebrating with bagels because Sisyphus died.

[@celiac.8509]

2:54 Perfect considering he’s playing Dionysus

[@crm1301]

HADES WHEN PERSEPHONE ISNT HOME HAD ME ROLLING

[@panainpublic]

This. This is the crossover I needed. I also need to rewatch b99 because I haven't done so since this second quarantine started here and that's a crime against humanity.

[@Ash-xk3ef]

Omgsssss I'M LITERALLY REWATCHING B99 CUS OF S8 COMING SOON 😆

[@nicoletheweirdo91421]

Same.

[@chehal3326]

im on s7e7 lmao

[@Ash-xk3ef]

@@chehal3326 Noice

[@nadeemsalib6174]

I watched it 7 times..... AND IM ON S5 for the 8th time!!

[@irenelombardo8263]

"Since when do castles have wheels?!" Um... Yes

[@mehhi35]

Tell me why I started screaming yes as soon as I saw the notif.

[@HH-kn3fi]

I need 14 more hours of this

[@georgiairving1234]

this is the perfect intersection of my interests

[@hannahboalt1410]

Watching stuff with Terry Cruise in it makes me feel so weird because he's my friend's dad asdfghjkl

[@thats_totes_yeet_yo5281]

Rip

[@greencyy]

F

[@robbietheweirdo]

good for you i guess?

[@mehwishmanha9250]

WHO'S UR FRIEND

[@somethingstupid1075]

I’m not exaggerating when I say that within the first ten seconds I was laughing so hard that my mom became concerned

[@scrollcaps]

It's just been a really hard month and even though I'm good at emotion, this was both enjoyable and sob inducing. I look forward to the Hermes Ultimatum.

[@greencyy]

[@Birdude246]

Hermes supremacy.

[@ihavenoideawhattonamemysel6476]

Hell y

[@totally_a_real_account7902]

This is actually the best Greek gods as Brooklyn 99 that I’ve ever seen. I’d love to see more of your work

[@craquinette685]

Bro, I understand none of your references other than greek mythology (cuz this is LIFE), but I laugh at all the jokes 😂

[@greencyy]

thanks bro

[@rosariobettoli1300]

Two of my favorite things together, thank‼ you‼

[@--Lafayette]

I needed this, thank you

[@tomsmurf4225]

Oh my gods, now I'm going to start imagining Artemis as Rosa in everything

[@ymir3030]

I saw some Hermes supremacy in the comments and I don’t know what to comment so.. Hermes supremacy

[@silverdandylmao]

Tantalus and Demeter and Pelops' shoulder got me 😂😂😂

[@skyevylet]

Bro Green, I'm in class right now lol!

[@gigimathew1739]

thanx a lot for this greency, I needed it

[@samuellawrencesbookclub8250]

I've considered watching Brookly 99, but I've been put off because I can't find Brooklyns 1-98 anywhere.

[@greencyy]

ba dum tss

[@Helyo_is_a_weirdo]

The video we all actually needed

[@mcdaryllledo9356]

The Danae showering cracks me up AF.

[@elizabethtudor5948]

Two of my favorite things together omfg I'm not crying you are crying 👁️👄👁️

[@RandumbHooman]

hermes supremacy

[@greekfountain9303]

I appreciate the Achilles/Patroclus one at the end

[@viviennerosignoli3993]

I have just started b99 and you arrive with this. May the gods bless you, greency

[@millietwist8474]

You make the best edits I've ever seen and I've seen a lot

[@greencyy]

😳

[@just_sophie_i_guess3875]

I know absolutely nothing about Greek mythology but I am very much a fan of b99 so I'm trying to put it all together from the context of the clips and all I've got so far is that Zeus is definitely a fuckboy lmao

[@greencyy]

Yes u got that right 100%

[@jolee5346]

not you correctly predicting Jason Mantzoukas as dionysis in the pjo adaptation

[@greencyy]

I am a god

[@eileeng5917]

Feral Jake as Hades without Persephone is canon I don’t care

[@copernikus2351]

You forgot the most iconic Greek myth of all: Boy meets girl, boy has goat legs, and on the back is a bunch of wheat

[@morgancasey3223]

this is so niche i love it

[@millietwist8474]

When I say this is perfect. I mean it's *perfect*

[@everythingoesdl]

gina linetti is no god but is literally any god ever PLEASE THIS IS TOO ACCURATE

[@georgiabailey997]

The funniest part about this is that pimento is now playing Dionysus in the percy jackson show

[@greencyy]

I KNOW

[@MarkCalloway]

Loved the video! 99!

[@greencyy]

NINE NINE!!!!!

[@AlmightySoul]

Omg pls why is this so accurate-

[@kingpersassy3863]

Me waiting patiently for the Backstreet Boys scene

[@greencyy]

😳

[@rulofrancis9405]

Hephaestus: *WHaT KinD oF CaStLe haS WHEELSSSS!!!???*

[@jtg9975]

The Hera and Hephaestus/ Jake and Holt one made be laugh the most

[@tjmakes_]

Every.... single... one of these made me laugh. You are amazing and my toga’s off to you sir.

[@mehhi35]

Also you're awesome.

[@greencyy]

U too!!

[@eileenm4690]

2:29 is FANTASTIC

[@ananya319]

This. Is. The. Best. Thing. I've. Seen. My. Whole. Life

[@m.magarwal5287]

help its 12 am i cant stop laughing

[@Nora-ye7yc]

I love this chanell so much

[@hunky-dory2735]

I need more like this

[@hoonkmimimimi]

This..this has no right being so accurate

[@celiac.8509]

3:26 NOOOOO OMG IM WHEEZING

[@FigTheInfaethable]

The Niobe and Leto one 😭

[@RandumbHooman]

I literally just watched a b99 episode

[@mymble3859]

i never knew i needed this :D

[@parrot027j8]

The crossover I didn't know I needed😂😂

[@snowflakelioness4667]

This is fantastic

[@emilyroberts64]

1:52 honestly same doug judy 🖐️😩

[@evan.l8327]

How is this so accurate

[@morrigandanae]

😂😂 this was perfect

[@jenniferl.8111]

You’re a goddamn genius

[@creativedesignation7880]

Just saw this in my recommended and it is absolutely fucking glorious!

[@nishathaapaaaa]

So what I'm getting is Jake & Holt = Hermes & Athena

[@artemisgoddessofthehunt3454]

Hank was trippin

[@ryanwatt6706]

I have a hat like that but it also has a dog face.... that is all

[@piegirl8263]

I haven't finished the show yet and idk if I'm excited or scared

[@jov2906]

3:27 PLEASE 😭💀

[@morinehtar4270]

This is brilliant! XD

[@malupagani7089]

U DID NOT JUST DO ZEUS AND DANAE LIKE THAT AUSHAUSHUAHSUAHS

[@ads__]

Why. Are. These. So. Friccin. Accurate?

[@ninam5975]

THE DANAE ONE

[@lantsov8347]

3:28 Demeter(Rosa) to Hades(Boyle)

[@ihavenoideawhattonamemysel6476]

YESSSSSSS😩😩😩😩

[@coconutthecockatiel478]

4:20 FACTS. Also, noice.

[@greencyy]

Toit

[@gonegone5562]

CAN YOU PLEASE DO A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES EXPLAINED POORLY THROUGH VINES!!!

[@greencyy]

hold on let me finish the book I’m on page 5 bro 😂

[@Kimmy0721]

I agree that Patrocles and Achilles were lovers but I don't agree that Achilles was 100% gay. I believe he was bisexual.

[@greencyy]

Achilles is bi

[@Kimmy0721]

@@greencyy cool

[@danivaav]

I WAS SO CONFUSED THINKING ABOUT WHO "NOONE" WAS. I feel so stupid...

[@glamourweaver]

ODYSSEUS!!!!!!

[@princessazula7619]

Yass

[@georgewashingmachine3957]

also unrelated but, which app do you use to write the name tags in the videos and make them move? I've been trying to find one for aspiring meme lord purpose but can't ;__;

[@greencyy]

Adobe premiere pro!

[@snigdharathore5056]

Why are you in every fandom I am in

[@greencyy]

great minds stan alike

[@karenb0718]

Lmao I loved it 😂

[@osnats7898]

1:55 NO YOU DIDNT

[@thescrapb0ok459]

Amy-Hades Rosa-Ares Jake-Poseidon Holt-Athena Gina-Aphrodite Hitchcock-Zeus Scully-Hephaestus Terry-Hestia

[@thescrapb0ok459]

OK now that I think about it Artemis is probably a better fit for Rosa, but I just read up on Ares and was shocked to learn that he was actually a really cool guy, so that mighta clouded my judgement a bit.

[@Comically_Funny_Baseball_Cap]

Yeah, Achillies was gay after.

[@aceanimations3214]

The stdssssss 😂

[@robbietheweirdo]

who is Maia, did you mean Gaia

[@greencyy]

Hermes’ mom, maia.

[@georgewashingmachine3957]

Random question but do you watch Hannibal if not you should 👀 (and also because that show is very gay and memable)

[@greencyy]

IVE BEEN WANTING TO

[@georgewashingmachine3957]

@@greencyy IT'S GREAT AND I PROMISE YOU WON'T REGRET IT