"Thank God, I tought I was alone." (...) " You look very familiar..." (...) "I'm very attracted to you..." (...) "You're good listener!" XD I love her voice. I love her eyes. I love her. ELLEN!
@annavizzare14212 жыл бұрын
omg ellen has never failed to make me laugh out loud. this is why she is my life idol.
@oxtuckian17 жыл бұрын
Ellen has earned her way to fame, TY,TY,TY for posting this!
@ClashOfTheKunai12 жыл бұрын
Every joke has a little bit of truth.
@Alyn0813 жыл бұрын
I love the fly on the mirror part lol! "Hey, you wait here...Don't come with me...Are you mocking me?"
@movei12316 жыл бұрын
OMG!! I was laughing SO hard on the shampoo part! She is more than funny! Thank you Ellen!
@VanettaMosetta13 жыл бұрын
I enjoy my life more when I make Ellen part of my day!
@markbundles216 жыл бұрын
'if its so boring whhy the hell are you watching pt2' Thank you, you read my mind. Ellen is AWESOME!!!!
@Eternity2914 жыл бұрын
I wish Ellen would do more stand up. Her show's good, although I don't watch it regularly, but I think she's at her best here. ^_^
@kelvino32115 жыл бұрын
Russel Peters and Ellen Degeneres are my all time fav comedians :D
@thecutterslullaby14 жыл бұрын
i know i love dory she's so funny and ellens voice makes her come alive
@Bodiddle2715 жыл бұрын
i've been watching ellen for years and she has always made me laugh!! More power to ya ellen!!!!
@brunettebabe8516 жыл бұрын
omfg Ellen is tooooooooooooo funny! i looooove her! I've had a bad couple of weeks and watchin this is takin the stress away!!!!
@musics4me13 жыл бұрын
I love watching her show. But not until I saw this that I now know she brings wisdom into her stand up. I love her a million more.
@coolio2376613 жыл бұрын
Her comedy is both hilarious and symbolic :) now that's skills!!!
@twinklewonderkid9116 жыл бұрын
Down under as in Australia. She's charmed everyone in Australia.
@coconutsprinkles15 жыл бұрын
she is absoulutely HILARIOUS!!!
@Aljawhari.6 жыл бұрын
Watching this on 2018 🙋😊
@RebelFanzel14 жыл бұрын
"thank God I thought I was alone. You look very famliar"lol i love her spider impresion haha
@LeDiskoLove9914 жыл бұрын
I love how she rambles. No one can ramble like her. I've never seen someone so organized in rambling haha.
@Julester2715 жыл бұрын
how could anyone not love this woman?
@iluvhopndballet14 жыл бұрын
i rly love ellen's profound thinking of everything and transforming it into sumting funny!! And she is unique in stand up comedies as she doesn t have to use swear words to make ppl laugh!! Ellen you re my idol :)
@chiongcliffe12 жыл бұрын
This whole video taught me so muuuuuch!!
@gutterpunk629215 жыл бұрын
I love her so much
@christibre21812 жыл бұрын
That part NEVER fails to make me giggle. Lol.
@soulshaker20515 жыл бұрын
She is the best!
@TheInnerSanctuary15 жыл бұрын
She is too freaking adorable.
@TimV959813 жыл бұрын
She is so funny how she takes everyday things and makes them hilarious.
@jassi8816 жыл бұрын
Ellen is absolutely the best
@debfan7415 жыл бұрын
I love her take on Flies.....this makes me laugh so hard
@PinkLilly8915 жыл бұрын
She's fabulous!!..
@joaniemaloney17 жыл бұрын
"That's to get into that carpool lane to pass up that line." LMAO.
@Julester2715 жыл бұрын
"that one asshole ant!" lol i luv ellen she rocks
@baderjab16 жыл бұрын
the fly part in the mirror is SOOOOOO FUUUNNNNNNnnnnnnnnYYYYYY
@ray25lee13 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOL I love that: "That one a**hole ant." LOL My god, that entire colloquy. Love it! XD
@stephjannetta15 жыл бұрын
I love how ellen can still be hilarious with no cursing! Just shows how funny she really is.
@Danniredrocks15 жыл бұрын
The fly! lol KaTHy!! Ellen is so hilarious!!
@divannko12 жыл бұрын
I love her humour and the titilating blue of her eyes! Makes me smile!:)
@runstygge13 жыл бұрын
"bla bla bla what ever u says" XD she is just great
@invaderzim141415 жыл бұрын
omg i love her! ellen is my hero :)
@Alyn0812 жыл бұрын
Totally love the fly skit. Leave it to Ellen to make little things like that and turn it into comedy.
@booitsjoseypoo15 жыл бұрын
her making up the conversations are hilarious
@meghamillie16 жыл бұрын
i like her comedy its thoughtful n intelligent comedy. entertaining yet meaningful
@Unisizo16 жыл бұрын
Perfect. Love it, Watch it.
@hilickit12 жыл бұрын
LOL the spider part, i loooled
@WiccanBast16 жыл бұрын
She is THE BEST!!! I love her........xD rinse and repeat!! How many times?!?!? xD
@TheSyriaFreedom201112 жыл бұрын
I 'll go to sleep just after i finish this video , oh and that one, and that one also ohhh look at that one it's definitely hilarious Damn its 5:40 am
@HazieRox14 жыл бұрын
kathYYYYYYY ! oh god , i think i just killed myself laughing .
@colortheworld12315 жыл бұрын
I love Ellen!!!
@XximwishinxX15 жыл бұрын
"Blah Blah Blah.... Whatever he says." She is so funny. =o)
@okiegirlsrock15 жыл бұрын
God she is so funny....LOL. I laughed so hard...she is so talented and so much an imaginary mind. God i love her talk show...and i so remember this show she did. ciao.
@kitzi7915 жыл бұрын
LOL @ the 9:50 bit... Her "Kath-EEE!" had me nearly piss myself laughing! ;D
@thecutterslullaby15 жыл бұрын
soo funny love the bugs part lol
@Luna_tattoos_uk16 жыл бұрын
god i love her xxx
@Buschix315 жыл бұрын
''Thank god, I thought I was alone...You look very familiar...I'm very attracted to you...'' :D omg!
@Xironarc13 жыл бұрын
The part about the fly reminds me of Dory so much :')
@diabianeyah11 жыл бұрын
WE WANT MORE STANDUPS ELLEN PLEAASSSEEE
@andreea14079412 жыл бұрын
OMG this happens to me too :)) and then I can't wake up to go to school ...but it's all worth it :D
@boredgurl2416 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have said it better!
@RussianPrincess100014 жыл бұрын
Ellen's Amazing.
@BeeKee40412 жыл бұрын
i feel bad about killing bugs now lol thanks for that ellen XD love you always nonethless
@kent8008200614 жыл бұрын
very funny and very inspiring
@baller9real15 жыл бұрын
ellen is amazing
@booitsjoseypoo15 жыл бұрын
STOP KILLING THE HOUSE FLIES. ahahahahah oh ellen.
@EmpathNaga14 жыл бұрын
"Did you wet your hair?" I assume that's the shampoo equivalent of "Did you plug it in?"
@Gaychick812 жыл бұрын
She's hilarious!
@glykera17 жыл бұрын
"Did you hear about Chris?" LOL
@itsmelive14 жыл бұрын
You go, I'll stay here.
@redwoodmountianwitch12 жыл бұрын
I love how she used a moon theme for her stage
@CM907AK14 жыл бұрын
@thecutterslullaby ...she's the voice of Dory? That's hilarious because it works soooo well.
@spiderdudesuper15 жыл бұрын
I have always respected Ellen for her class and style. Her comedy is never mean spirited or is based on putting other people down to get her point across.
@555redsoxrule16 жыл бұрын
hahaha i love ellen shes so funny
@angieyt4316 жыл бұрын
"it's true they say we use 10% of our brain, 10% of our 10% of our brain, and I think imagine what we could accomplish if we use the other 60%, do you know what im saying?" lol "kaTHEEEEEEEEE" hahahahahahahahahhaa
@ketchuplyf3716 жыл бұрын
i love her, she has intellectual humor. not a lot of people get it, it's sad.
@blzh123411 жыл бұрын
LOL This made me laugh so hard
@PhoenixSkylar15 жыл бұрын
Dude. ! love Ellen Degeneres! Also... Why are the comments full of hate? This is a comedy special guys... you're supposed to laugh.
@guns4hire200014 жыл бұрын
Dori does stand-up!
@sstuck199314 жыл бұрын
The fly part is my favorite." You look very familiar........im very attracted to you." She reminds me of my Journalism Teacher. except shes not gay
@smsinaz8813 жыл бұрын
LOVE HER :)
@yoyodindin13 жыл бұрын
yay 4 ellen saving flys
@TheMidosmiley14 жыл бұрын
ellen roxxxx!
@Fila00717 жыл бұрын
go Ellen GO!!!
@tettetessy9412 жыл бұрын
l want her sweater, so cute : o
@madgeandmj11 жыл бұрын
@sprouselove....luv u2.. for uploading this!!!!
@casee07916 жыл бұрын
her voice is almost thearapeutic! love her!
@TheJessaEmarie14 жыл бұрын
"Aww, and then they just nuzzle you." LOL!
@CuddyWoolf16 жыл бұрын
Damn ... She's so funny ... kaTHEEEE! Oh, she's reading the Greenpeace paper ... fine ... why she rolling it up? ... xD
@SuperLakbir11 жыл бұрын
She has a talent! When speaking out about her relationship to animals (that she would'nt kill one), it's amazing how she gave it a funny twist, but still got me thinking... we dont really have to kill them, and maybe they have family's too? ... it's sad everything she's saying is true, and people are laughing...!
@ebe1016 жыл бұрын
true!and lovely eyes!
@mksunshine16 жыл бұрын
kaaah-TTTHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
@JonBlizzle214 жыл бұрын
lol first time i've ever heard her curse "asshole ant" xD
@RidesHorses16 жыл бұрын
For some reason i was thinking it was ka-THEEE!! lol
@kitchen102016 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!she so funny hahahaa
@mizzjay3611 жыл бұрын
Love her
@Dominique91317 жыл бұрын
i don't know for some reason i thought it was kathYYYYY!!.LOL Ellen you friggin genius
@starrybucks8315 жыл бұрын
I love Ellen so much, this is so funny....but I'm afraid I'm still going to kill spiders....lollll! =S
@Aiyuri10013 жыл бұрын
she's so funny haha
@krinay116 жыл бұрын
i think ellen has a beautiful smile
@epicshrimpgerald13 жыл бұрын
i just got here and they changed the end now there like 9 videos!
@rikkisamone11 жыл бұрын
Ellen is the only person who can make me feel bad about killing spiders, and I HATE spiders!!