Ellen's Awful Apology

Ellen's show is back and she's finally addressing all of the controversy just kidding she's making us feel bad for her
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[@ghost_eevee]

Oof. I forgot about Stephen (tWitch) being here for this apology video and it hurt to see him. For those that don't know, Stephen committed suicide last December. He was a former runner up, judge and mentor on the show So You Think You Can Dance as well as a lot of other stuff. He also DJed for Ellen on her show. He was one of the reasons I fell in love with hip hop and dance as a kid. I hope his family is doing as well as they can be.

[@desubysnusnu]

That is so sad. He probably recieved a lot of hate for being associated with Ellen too. He seemed like a kind & gentle soul. RIP

[@BMoney8600]

I never knew he committed suicide.

[@Jessica_Costantini]

oh my gosh, thank you for sharing. i’m glad Jarvis pinned it ❤

[@meifennellysieu7510]

Sorry, WHAT? Dang. I hope his folks and friends are doing okay.

[@reginaphalange8390]

Her whole apology was “I’m Ellen, I’m funny, and relevant, and people love me...but like sorry I guess”

[@maejawwad9924]

yeah.also im rich. and im amazing. and im rich.

[@rileyholloway8651]

Thank you 🙏

[@laurenmiller4824]

Lolol also ellen: “how could I be in the wrong!?!? My name is everywhere in bold flashing lights!”

[@megkrish7568]

Remember when we used to say Ellen for president😒

[@maejawwad9924]

@Sir IM HERE the 1st lmfao

[@ctzippifuchs9161]

Ellen apologized to her viewers, not to the victims

[@feap0d]

Well saiddd

[@nistheelf]

666 likes...

[@laurenmiller4824]

I don’t think she even apologized to viewers for what actually happened. She apologized for getting caught and is “sorry” that people are upset lol not that she did anything

[@haventpickedanameyet2527]

shes only "sorry" bc its damaging her career

[@CJ-iz3mp]

I'm slow clapping for this one

[@za_noob_a]

Her apology is literally me when my mom forces me to say sorry to my brother ✋💀

[@voidpope]

Relatable

[@ansleymclaughlin9497]

“Hey bro, feel bad for me, I employ about 270 people!” I’m sorry but that’s the first thing I though of.

[@geeniel4462]

I thought I was the only 1🥺

[@certifieddumbass4759]

LOLL

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

i don't like how relatable this is 😭

[@undercoverbreadbug7729]

i can’t even imagine watching her apology as one of the poor souls who went through the workplace harassment that went on in that studio. what an absolutely tone deaf apology.

[@natsalie1715]

Exactly

[@HashiNuke]

Even Eddy Chen would be pissed off to hear that her apology is just millions of octaves of tones that are off

[@lagoom7025]

@@HashiNuke Twoset?

[@HashiNuke]

@@lagoom7025 Yes

[@arissamazumder]

@@HashiNuke a fellow twosetter

[@midnighttamriel]

she promoted a black guy and said “okay so now the racism behind the scenes doesn’t exist anymore”

[@melbapeach162]

Kat Bug Bicycle ‘guys how can I be racist, I have a black friend’ 🥴

[@laceyboi1602]

Kat Bug Bicycle wait,, what??

[@mercedesmercado4231]

Plus imagine being like somebody who’s been in some form of middle management there for years. Helping actually run the show and the guy who’s there to talk to Ellen all day gets a top spot because of workplace treatment behind the scenes. Oh the irony.

[@dadsfreetimeclassicgaming1220]

Come on. She said she loves him AS A FRIEND. I would rather have a band tbh

[@merryberry6576]

Melba Peach honestly looking at this video and seeing her trying so hard to say “he’s my friend AND he’s black, so I’m with the times.” It’s uncomfortable... I mean if they really had the extensive discussions they claimed they had, I doubt how much honesty Twitch was able to have since he works under her, therefore there’s a giant power imbalance in their relationship already She controls his paycheck.....

[@pariahred13]

Exploiting a suicide like that makes me want to vomit.

[@cynniethia]

It’s disgusting

[@snatchadams69]

Not that this makes it better but it was a lot less exploitative 15 years ago

[@w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141]

What makes it worse for me is my cousin killed himself

[@Renisence]

@@w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141 im so sorry for your loss

[@pariahred13]

@@w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141 I imagine he or she would hate being exploited by celebrities the way Ellen is doing to save her reputation.

[@jdprettynails]

"I'm a boss of 200+ people..." I really hate it when rich people do this. "Feel sorry for me, it's so hard having all this money and a big house and never worrying about finding food to eat, because I have responsibilities. Every day I wish I was like you....on the verge of eviction, being treated like crap for working minimum wage."

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Aw man I wish I could be in ur position! Then I could experience the loving warmth of my own shit pouring down my back” “Or you could stop abusing your power over your employees who are literally no different from you as human beings.” “But then that would put all those people I shit on for my own gain out of a job!” And it’s like wow you really pulled the wool off my eyes with that flawless explanation of your human atrocities

[@jdprettynails]

@@Lucifersfursona Exactly. Plus your username is awesome.

[@johnfreeman440]

Nobody forced the life choices that led to somebody being ont he verge of eviction, having to find food, and working minimum wage. Outside of a few outliers, most people in that situation know exactly how they got there and it wasn't chance.

[@johnfreeman440]

@Oreo like I never worked multiple minimum wage jobs at once to make ends meet? I didn't sit in the dark in an apartment because I couldn't pay the power bill? The difference is that I refused to accept the situation and make excuses for my plight. It's too easy to be poor now and the level of comfort that people enjoy at lower income brackets is staggering. The struggle is real when having next to nothing gets one out of bed every morning with the drive to do better for themselves and their families. And I don't want to hear this skin color excuses in 2022 because corporations, including the one I am employed by, are falling all over themselves to hire qualifies POC to push company diversity stats in the right direction. There has never been a better time to be a qualified POC in this country and that excuse can be put to bed.

[@gordonramsayslambsauce]

@@johnfreeman440 "it's too easy to be poor" people are dying, john. I'd like you to explain how easy being poor is to children on the streets who have absolutely no say in their situation. Pulling yourself out of poverty means getting a job and a bank account (which, yknow, costs money) because employers don't pay in cash. Cashing out a check without a bank account also has a fee. Without experience or connections, considering most homeless people are veterans, mentally ill/disabled, and/or didn't finish school, you can't get a well-paying job (aka a job that won't pay you a livable wage for an apartment). Don't pull out the "racism doesn't exist in corporations" because business have literally fired black people for having black hair like curly hair, dreads, or braids. Often they'll tell you to get a weave installed (which is hundreds of dollars to have and maintain) or straighten it (which is damaging to the hair). Black people make 97 cents on the dollar tagged along with the fact that women make 79 cents on the dollar. You are so clouded by your progress you've forgotten how hard and hopeless that situation is and feels, the same way Ellen was so clouded by her success she forgot how horribly she was treated as a lesbian in the 90s. You water down your own bad memories and try to force that "grind" view on people in that situation. It's a method your brain uses to deal with trauma. Mothers typically forget just how painful childbirth was because the brain blocks out the memory. People often water down their own abuse and when their abuser says or does something nice they think "well they must not be abusive, right?" I'm sorry you were in a crappy situation, but in no way, shape, or form does that give you the excuse to push your limited, privileged white male view on people in that situation. I hope one day you come face to face with a mentally ill veteran who has been so screwed by the government that they aren't even eligible for disability and have to rely on rations from underfunded soup kitchens and tell them that it's their fault. Nobody should have to live on scraps and nobody should have to fight for their lives because of pure greed. Anybody who can justify that is privileged and ignorant

[@mandapanda6233]

Saying "I'm sorry IF I offended you" or "I'm sorry YOU felt this way" IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 APOLOGY 👏

[@luvfrmchar]

SO FACTUALLL

[@expiredvitamins]

Zawg were you getting clapped when you wrote that comment 😭

[@Mellence]

"Ellen, I have a question?" "Yes, what is it?" "That apology was bad." "That wasn't really a question." "That wasn't really an apology."

[@abstrakt8709]

That wasn’t a question That wasn’t an apology

[@jamespigeon1399]

yo leela leela

[@lel8928]

Bruh this is the most shower argument scenario Ever and I love it

[@FeministCatwoman]

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[@strawbvcandy]

@@FeministCatwoman ohh so that was where it came from

[@fae5163]

Ellen forced Mariah Carey to announce her pregnancy on her show before she was ready, and a month later Mariah miscarried and had to tell the world when she should’ve been left to grieve privately :(

[@theotakuinthecorner9879]

Wait that happened? Wtf

[@amugglewatchingmugglething6585]

@@theotakuinthecorner9879 yes it did, also one time she made taylor swift cry by forcing her to talk about her exes, although I don't care much about taylor that's still the kind of stuff that keeps you up at night after 5 years

[@amugglewatchingmugglething6585]

Here's a link kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIO7h6h_qLt1pKs

[@theotakuinthecorner9879]

I- omg, I just watched it and she looks so uncomfortable about everything. I feel so bad oml

[@senza4591]

😬

[@scoutlaceharding]

She really used someone's suicide to deflect from the allegations against her. That is...gross.

[@eshabub4958]

You posted this a year ago and got zero affirmation. To rectify this tragedy I will confirm, yes, that was very disgusting and off putting.

[@ansel569]

It's crazy to me that Ellen, a gay woman who worked in entertainment in the 90s can stand up there and act like its such a ridiculous thought that someone who seems outwardly nice can treat a whole group of people differently behind the scenes.

[@haylnanna5575]

Isn't that most people regardless if one makes it public or not.

[@somedude172]

shes so far removed from what minorities go through, because honestly you can buy your way out of oppression in a lot of ways. she doesnt know what its really like to live as a lesbian in the 90s anymore, shes lost that part of her. shes so wrapped up in being "the kind lady" or whatever that shes lost her roots and why she started that to begin with. i catch myself doing that a bit sometimes, and im still in poverty and in the closet by force. i cant imagine the level of separation that she experiences, considering shes so universally loved that even homophobes like her. she makes so much money, and i cant imagine she has to deal with a lot of homophobia or misogyny when she runs her own show.

[@kierafinneke5828]

I think it's important to remember the bullied often become bullies if given the chance. It's being human. It's why we have to hold our peers accountable.

[@brighthero4776]

You got 666 likes

[@TheMijman]

@@kierafinneke5828 absolutely right. My old driving instructor was just like that. Just mean to the point of childish bullying

[@ElementalWhispers]

She's basically using a teen's death to win sympathy for herself. Horrible

[@CalebTRBLX]

honestly

[@valerielytle3691]

Absolutely

[@luongnguyen9759]

Wait WHAT!? I'm sorry I'm new to the Ellen drama and stuff wtf happened??

[@phlip82]

@@luongnguyen9759 the thing that Anony talked about happened in the apology. As for the drama. Drew Gooden did an excellent video on, but to sum it up; staff members were treated horribly off camera. Some weren't allowed to talk to Ellen because she had a "sensitive nose" and they might have bad breath. or look her in the eyes. Some producer used his position of power to get oral sex from the staffer. Another was extremely racist. Saying stuff like he couldn't "tell black employees apart". And these incidents somehow didn't get Ellen's attention. Even though she's the head of the organization and their were rumors among staff that she probably should've heard and looked into.

[@deirdre832]

It's kinda like what jenna marbles said in her video (although I don't think Ellen saw that and also i think Jenna's was quite genuine) saying how she doesn't want to be seen as the person who cant do anything wrong. But Ellen is still tryna show that she is the be kind lady while also saying it's really hard.

[@calebmcintosh1991]

I keep waiting for her to say "I'm an EMPATH"

[@Lucifersfursona]

If I’d been drinking my couch would be covered in liquid right now 😂

[@L0rdOfThePies]

Fr Im seeing parallels 🙄

[@Acorn905]

Being emphatic is caring for others and putting yourself in others shoes appollagizing when you make a mistake but she just does bad stuff and she doesn't appollagise she's using the "kind lady" title as a mask to hide from her own mistakes

[@calebmcintosh1991]

@@Acorn905 being emphatic is putting emphasis on something. Being empathetic is what you said, but being an "empath" is a made up superpower claimed by those with no self awareness.

[@Scandal262]

The fact that this was filmed in front of a virtual audience means theyre INTENTIONALLY ADDING A LAUGH TRACK is the worst thing about it

[@MoonLotus69]

jarvis so unproblematic he apologized to a hypothetical kid he hypothetically punched

[@sailorbobbyhill3563]

@Justin Nowaczynski It's called a ✨joke✨

[@michaelaunohoo]

unproblematic fave

[@carrot4126]

Yes 😌

[@judebreheny3925]

I just want to say: Break it down Igor!

[@Sleepy-Pile-of-Ashe]

wholesome boi

[@SkunkAnimations]

Some serious Ellengations against her.

[@thineevee7345]

Lol

[@lianair4383]

*badumpshh*

[@za_noob_a]

✋💀💀

[@thatdude._.]

best joke based off Ellen’s name that I’ve seen 😁

[@noniluke]

I've had enough yt comments for tody......

[@keeganjohns2703]

Jarvis, I know that you probably won't read this, but what you said at 16.25 about "I could give you a sob story and make you feel bad for me, but none of that is relevant if I'm hurting you" meant more to me than I thought would ever be possible. My dad has caused so much emotional trauma throughout my childhood, and he always made/makes himself the victim. I don't live with him anymore, and I have the freedom to really do whatever I want with our relationship, but it's so hard to be there for him and keep myself healthy at the same time, and for some reason what you said was really healing and meaningful for a lot of the internal turmoil I have about how to love my dad in a healthy way, and how to protect myself and empathize with myself.

[@darkly77]

Well done on getting this far. It's hard to go through that and come out strong, because it breaks you down so much. When someone is essentially eroding your confidence, you have none left to leave them. Both my parents are abusive, in very different ways, and it wasn't until fairly recently that I realised I was only maintaining a relationship with them for the sake of it, ie. because I wanted to be a person who is close to their parents. But I was getting less than nothing from them; they were actually hurting me, often on purpose, but sometimes without realising how toxic they are. They felt they had a right to hurt me because they're my parents, and I let them do it for that same reason. But now I realise that this reason was always arbitrary: It doesn't matter if they're my parents if they're a POS. They only thing keeping me close to them was my need to have parents, but now I value my mental health above that.

[@inpossible1910]

Whith you😢🎉💪🏾 also

[@cassandracrakes532]

“If the best I can be still harms people, then I need to be better. Case closed.” LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[@amarachiisaac9420]

ellen trying to pull the "I have a black friend card" is so cringe

[@noraborealis2252]

Yeah, that was the cherry on top of a very alienated and bizarre display of extreme narcissism.

[@animationspace8550]

I am black, and people who tried to be my friend are racist :(

[@user-kz8cp4rh8j]

Sorry about those people. Sorry you have to be treated like that 😔. I’m not black but I have black friends and I would do anything for them. I would be your friend kind KZbin watcher 😌

[@michellebalogun1421]

i just stop watching at that point

[@megkrish7568]

@@animationspace8550 😄😀🙂😶 I can't tell if you're joking or not

[@asmrtpop2676]

She made fun of a celebrity’s child son for having long hair and it was just... so toxic and sexist. Also weird considering she’s a woman with short hair??

[@beezyg1246]

Exactly the double standards are so visible

[@ragecage744]

Which celebrity was this, do you remember? I haven’t heard that situation so I’m curious

[@AlearonTagasgi525]

Rage Cage It’s celine dion

[@noh-1386]

@@ragecage744 the actual diva Celine Dion. And Celine was immensely gracious about the rudeness towards her boy too. He is a beautiful child. Watching Ellen pick on his hair made me sick :/ I think Drew Gooden said it best: "Boy have long hair? No, that's not right. Boy have short hair. GIRL have long hair. ...wait a second >.>" ....like Ellen have you looked in a mirror lately wtf

[@FauxFoxPaw]

@@ragecage744 Like Noh-1 pointed out, Drew Gooden mentioned it in his show, as well as plenty more that makes her pretty disgusting.

[@apa3860]

wears white: conveys a sense of innocent lot of plants: brings peace/tranquility to the human mind from the minute she walked onto the stage, she was already manipulating the viewers

[@Sodiumitis]

Bruh I think you might be reading too far into it...

[@kippyips]

@@Sodiumitis not really, it's just a subtle thing

[@jiyama]

i mean tbf shes a lesbian and shes been wearing pants since she started. only difference is shes using her white outfit again to manipulate visually. not defending her tho, outfit wise shes been wearing the same shi just diff color for this occassion

[@HashiNuke]

@@jiyama It's plants not pants

[@rachelcookie321]

@@jiyama no one said anything about pants

[@Arwenkid]

"A misuse of humor as a tool." Dayum, that absolutely hits the nail on the head. Gotta say I'm impressed, that's a very astute observation.

[@cocok.291]

"I apologize IF I hurt anybody" is it so hard to admit you hurt ppl just say "I apologize FOR hurting people"

[@phosphenevision]

Coco K. This pedestrian ran over my car! I apologize if he hurt himself.

[@shellyedmb117]

Yeah I hate those kinds of "apologies". It's like the "I'm sorry that you were offended" bullshit.

[@nectar9509]

THIS!!

[@derinwithaq5811]

@shellyedmb117 I always hate it when people say that, because it feels like they’re blaming the person for being offended and trying to make themselves look better

[@genericname8727]

​@@shellyedmb117 The “I’m sorry you were offended” line can work if you make it clear that you do think you being offensive is wrong. I remember Jenna Marbles used that language in her apology video, but it was clear she was genuinely sorry if you were offended because she’d never want to have caused that. I find it odd these days that being offensive is hardly ever connected to the result of someone being offended, to the point suggesting someone was offended sounds like you’re denying you were offensive. It’s like if I flung a knife around for some reason, didn’t realise people were nearby, learned I’d nicked some of the people and they had cuts, and I apologised saying, “I’m sorry if you were cut”. The implication there is that, if you were cut, I did that and I’m sorry. If instead of that we’re talking about being offensive, apologising if anyone got offended doesn’t imply I was being offensive but that someone chose to get offended and I’m sorry they felt that way. It’s weird.

[@sashalessa2023]

not gonna lie, I did feel special being called a premium viewer

[@coragraves6043]

omg same

[@blevination]

Mii 2

[@thatdude._.]

Well, that’s because you are *special* for being a *premium viewer* :)

[@andrewmartin5622]

Jarvis Johnson... G O L D ! ! !

[@Wanda-wi4hp]

"*Golden babies*"

[@deez2569]

"You know me..," if that phrase is ever used on you, they are LYING. I'm a therapist and we *specifically* look for statements as such.

[@HashiNuke]

can you be my therapist

[@deez2569]

@@HashiNuke What kind of issues are you having? That's very sweet of you to ask!

[@HashiNuke]

@@deez2569 Mental health stuff

[@deez2569]

@@HashiNuke I'd be willing to help you, what is your FB name?

[@HashiNuke]

@@deez2569 Unfortunately, I rarely use FB

[@taylorrice2750]

ok ik 90% of the comments are about ellen but like his voice is so calming

[@user-iz4vq8xf9j]

Yes

[@KlonBlastbeat]

Agreed, having these on in the background while I play dark souls keeps me level while I'm mid boss fight

[@4yer4]

agreed

[@lareinabrown]

I get pretty bad insomnia from time to time and Jarvis’ voice always helps me fall asleep

[@xiaoalexy]

he has such a nice vibe, that's why i started watching him

[@carolynklansek5981]

She doesn’t even act like an amazing person on screen, like she is constantly making fun of people, making the guests on her show feel uncomfortable, etc.

[@toastandbutter7367]

E=Ellen T=Translator Yeah, and there was this kid who didn't speak English so there was a translator and E would ask a question. T took too long for her so E kept telling her to hurry up and made jokes on like, she didn't say much and yet T was taking so long. I think for a question E even ended up saying never mind and asked something else. Also, when BTS came on, she asked them stuff like if they've ever got with a fan (I think it was dated and/or hooked up with one). I get you to want to know, but that's just rude, never force someone to tell you something like that. (This is copy and pasted from another reply because I wasn't going to retype all of it sorry.)

[@vishnupriyaanand5550]

she kept making fun of young people not being able to use a rotary phone or something, as if she could train homing pigeons(what a disgrace to the 16th century people)

[@justSunny7]

Not defending her, but I remember 1st that she is a comedian. So whenever I seen her make a joke, I just took it as a joke from a comedian.

[@paradiseinretrograde7687]

ikr! the translator bit someone above mentioned was terrible, and she keeps asking her guests personal questions that make them uncomfy like with bts and justin beiber.. and also that time when she forced mariah carrey to admit she was pregnant, then mariah had to deal with the public after she had a miscarriage,, ellen just doesn't seem nice on or off camera, and even if some of the things she does are jokes, they're pretty rude and unfunny jokes

[@MaxOakland]

It’s uncomfortable to watch

[@somberpaw]

I’m a professional stylist and let me just say that whoever Ellen’s stylist was did her dirty on purpose with that outfit. I respect that.

[@no-vw9ib]

I noted that as Well she needs to stop bullying the people that make her daily life

[@handfulmousefly]

The mismatched whites and turtleneck under a blazer... I'm nowhere close to an expert but even I could tell whoever dressed her hates her guts

[@planetearth8044]

I know she can't change this, but the worst part of it is probably her eyes. her eyes. they don't seem... human. They have a piercing quality that seems alien. Maybe she isn't human and she's doing the best she can to make an apology when she's never done one before

[@CheshieD]

They were like “let me put you in something that’ll make people go ‘she’s tryna look innocent’ while also looking mismatched” 😂😂

[@jewishgenes]

This insight is very special haha imagine how many are slowly sabotaging & poisoning her

[@curiouskatsayshello4673]

“You can do good deeds and still harm people.” Exactly, and it’s surprising how many people don’t think that’s possible when it comes to their own actions.

[@star2705]

Just saying, I was honestly grossed out when she cited a kid who had lost his life to suicide. Like, here's the thing, right? He didn't do that for _you_ to get a good line _when you were accused of harming people._ That's a human life, a person who lived _without knowing you,_ and you don't get to use him for clout!

[@pastelcharms7133]

Jarvis' apology to a hypothetical kid he harmed is more genuine than the 20 min vague apology from Ellen.

[@Space_spade]

Why does this comment have no replies

[@Riyakaur.x]

Fr

[@ellamayoxoxo9510]

So true

[@HappyFamilyTravels]

Ikr

[@tedonica]

Honestly, yeah. It was.

[@Taviannorman]

Don't worry, Jarvis. She promoted a black guy😀👍

[@micahmiller6066]

👍👍👍

[@An_average_BA_enthusiast]

@GalaxZ_ ICE I guess I'm racist

[@yassjun4309]

Yeah, she’s all good 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@alisonmcalistair]

That absolves her of everything!!!

[@imprezacabbit2309]

Like ya cut G

[@thisissophia2557]

I love how Jarvis so calmly describes everything we want to know and hear, that other you tubers don’t address and it’s like on his channel it’s a safe place. (:

[@linearcurve]

it seems we have no choice but to stan

[@dallleekah4035]

She was already done for when she decided to apologize on her show FIRST instead of doing a public apology on social media. Most of her audience watch her show to laugh and have a good time, but when this episode came up, she knew that a lot more eyes were going to be on her, not just her usual audience, but thousands who were waiting for... Something! Anything! An apology, a commitment to be more open with her staff, anything to tell us that she took this seriously... instead, we got a stand-up sketch. Bringing up something as serious and traumatic as awful work environment on a comedic show is an extremely difficult thing to do, I bet, but if she is so keen on proving that the Ellen we see on TV is the "real" Ellen, she did a really good job at showing just how unimportant she thinks the people below her are. I watched Drew Gooden's video on the matter and he said something that I think anyone, but especially Ellen should reflect on, "Your positive experience with someone doesn't change a negative experience that someone else might have had with them." Just because her audience and celebrities (she hasn't harassed) think she's nice doesn't mean she can't be rude to others. Donating to charities is a huge help, for sure, but helping one cause while creating fifty others just doesn't balance things out in her favor. Anyways, rich white influencer being a total cunt, what's new?

[@ScottCramer]

A monetized apology? A monetology? Classic Ellen.

[@syd6964]

Part of me thinks when the controversy first started she was already thinking of ways to make $$$ of it

[@nickjames1362]

Wait?! He watches KZbin too?!

[@incyl940]

Struggler here

[@brandenmisinski256]

Still waiting on that strugglefest refund. Wtf Scott?

[@gingerlou6417]

Hey Scott love your vids

[@emilyschrader4698]

The fact that Ellen claps first when she thinks she made a good point is infuriating. If no one is applauding, don't applaud yourself. Its so egotistical

[@PrimadonnaSouLa]

Shes that "please clap" vine

[@TJ0564]

Never liked how people clap for themselves in any situation.

[@alexissmith1534]

It reminds me of when preachers say “say amen” after they make a controversial point

[@kev_whatev]

18:20 “I am a boss of 270 people” Watch her hands, getting ready to clap, no wait, that’s not the cue for me to start clapping, which will be the cue for the canned applause (since the audience is remote)…ok NOW clap

[@hellhound78]

Just like my grandmother always starts thanking herself loudly and in third-person, when she feels unappreaciated.

[@GustavoSousas]

Ellen is doing just like what Bojack Horseman did for 5 seasons and a half. "My past was shit so now I'm shit because I got really hurt"

[@NylaTheWolf]

Literally 😭

[@sallyblue417]

Everyone: Ellen said I can’t look in her eyes or I’ll get in trouble. Me: Stares intensely into her eyes through the screen to annoy her somehow. Logic.

[@thunderbolt3265]

Every one don't like this coment it has the perfect number Hint it is 69

[@DespOIcito]

@@thunderbolt3265 I originally wasn't going to but because of your comment I did :/

[@thunderbolt3265]

@@DespOIcito ha tricked you to like

[@DespOIcito]

@@thunderbolt3265 Oh no, I removed it a while back when I came back to this video and saw I didn't need it there still

[@Amsayy]

I wanna apply for a job at Ellen, get the job, and then just stare her down until I'm fired

[@bigasspockets]

She literally only apologizes for the “environment” like she didn’t actively harm people herself??? Also the whole “lots of people have lost their jobs” meanwhile she FIRED her staff and hired a different crew to work through the pandemic??? Ma’am????

[@lowkeythemself]

"a lot of people lost their jobs" yeah Ellen that's one of the reasons we're pissed at you 🙄

[@chickenbath]

She fired her union crew and went with a non union crew too cuz it was cheaper

[@traspljas]

It's probably horrible to be Ellen's staff

[@phoenixgirl70]

She’s worth around 500 million dollars. Yes, that’s right. She could have paid everyone full wages during the entire pandemic, for years if need be and it wouldn’t affect her quality of life. She has zero empathy. I could not imagine doing what she did.

[@blackasthesky]

@@chickenbath she fired them? I might be misinformed, but I did not know that.

[@lestranged]

My biggest peeve about this: WHY is there a laugh track on an apology? Someone literally added canned laughter to this. It feels like she thinks it's a joke.

[@jasonsmith530]

Horrific

[@carlyphilpott269]

i hated that there was laughing too but i don't think it was a laugh track, there was a virtual audience there and you could tell that it wasn't a full audience; i think it came from them

[@jessiechristenson3415]

@@carlyphilpott269 that laughing sounded like it was there in person. It was definitely a laugh track. If it was people laughing and clapping on video it would've sounded different

[@NikhilGuptaenkayjee]

I think because it was not a typical apology. Like this wasn't a separately filmed video specifically for KZbin. It's just the routine opening monologue for a regular normal episode of her show

[@lestranged]

@@NikhilGuptaenkayjee Yeah but she uses social media enough that she should know the drill. OR her PR team should know. This obnoxious laughter was tone deaf.

[@itzdaanya]

We should have got 'The Elliot Show' with Elliot Page.

[@jolie6907]

10/10 would watch, that sounds awesome :,)

[@liampatrick3110]

XD

[@sonneann]

Elliot> Ellen in every way

[@Zwayfyy]

OH MY GOD YES

[@knuckl6972]

I'd watch that

[@13realmusic]

I'm in a public/private Facebook group for reality TV workers and they say all the allegations are true and they thought her apology was bullshit.

[@scrittle]

I'm the President for the United States and we're preparing for a war the public won't know about

[@lisemagic208]

“It’s so hard to be the “be kind” lady”. Not forcing your employees to work in a toxic environment while you ignore it for years is not kindness. It’s an expectation. Not trying to humiliate people who appear on your very popular television show is not kindness. It’s an expectation. Treating waiters, production assistants, and just regular old people with decency is not kindness. It’s an expectation.

[@grunklesam787]

Even for a regular every day person who isn’t famous everywhere, it’s still expected to stop people from creating a toxic environment.

[@turtleashes4371]

I agree with all of this except for the waiter because I am pretty sure that story was fake

[@zeefeer0543]

also, it's not hard to be the "be kind" lady if you are actually kind.

[@nonbinarymess]

yes thank you!! im glad you said this. this is a simple concept but difficult to get through because of all her bullshit

[@grunklesam787]

zephyr I think the “be kind lady” is more of a reputation to uphold, rather than someone who is kind, but the least she could do as a creator of a business, and a person, is to create an environment where people aren’t harmed.

[@randomthingsproductions3299]

“My name is Ellen DeGeneres, my name is there and there and there” Me- weird flex but okay

[@adamco42]

yeah also that's not even her real last name so it's really weird

[@semiusedbra5734]

@@adamco42 what?

[@randomthingsproductions3299]

@Theo Ra'ihi Okay that one’s funny

[@Frozen23154]

and the letter of my name is there and on that sign and on that book and other words even start with G!!

[@HashiNuke]

Ellen DeGenerate

[@kae9867]

Breaking News: Ellen has emotions but still lacks empathy for her employees.

[@MidnightAndLuna]

Ellen’s apology wasn’t bad, it was non-existent

[@The153289]

I'm also a boss of 200+ people, but the moment there was a case of sexual harassment I knew about it. I talked to the victim (THE NEXT DAY) and fired the culprit. There is NO excuse for not knowing/doing something about it, much less making jokes about it.

[@spooky6703]

Really, 300 people isn't THAT many to keep track of, that's like, a highschool grad class. It can't possibly be as hard as Ellen wants it to seem to make sure Billy from class 4A isn't shouting slurs at recess and punching people.

[@AltName7]

Highest quality profile image for a boss. 10/10

[@funkykongreal]

@@AltName7 i was thinking that

[@inagoodman]

I want a boss that love Spongebob too!

[@Windja69]

@@spooky6703 nice bro👍

[@AnimalLover101195]

She's not sorry, she's just upset that she got caught.

[@lipbiteidksumlikebobidklol1065]

Nice.

[@maplelu9514]

onequartercanadian the prime example of someone who only cares about getting caught not about the deed itself

[@beans27_]

This.

[@AlearonTagasgi525]

nailed it

[@cowmeawwowstudio]

I like how she claps for herself after she completely dodges the controversy

[@marcusisan05]

when he said it’s tattooed on my eyelids why did i close my eyes... XD

[@thunderbolt3265]

Omg same

[@anteater9408]

Same!

[@vinnyart92]

did you see her name

[@epicjoyfulcreations4580]

“Good people don’t brag about how good they are.” - Jack (Jacksfilms) Douglass

[@katjasarup2859]

Thank you for reminding me of that awesome song ❤️

[@betsygant9140]

Great quote! This reminds me of the Walter Mitty quote: "Beautiful things don't ask for attention."

[@goobygottem]

almighty forehead

[@anna4aa570]

Johnsvideos

[@corneliusbinklefredickbear9936]

@@anna4aa570 yes

[@charlx8979]

“PEoPle ArE lOSiNg ThiEr jOBs” and you are the one who fired a lot of them!

[@waelhassanmd]

Yeah lol underrated

[@Brendan.C]

“yEAh bUt I AM a kInD WoMan anD IT IS HArd TO bE KiND”

[@BunnyBrina]

This is the appeal to worse problems, fun fact:

[@sporkzzz]

@@BunnyBrina where is the fun fact

[@kookyplatypus4571]

When I was child I always thought of Ellen as this amazing grown up person who can do anything because she played Dory and I saw my family watching one of her shows Its sad to see that I was very wrong..

[@WhiffleWaffles]

Didn't she make a celebrity guest drink alcohol on live television to get her to admit to the rumors of her pregnancy? I'd say that's pretty cruel. Amongst other things such as making fun of people's phobias and stuff, but damn it was horrible of her to do that to that expecting mother.

[@jonathanbrown9058]

And then that same mother has a miscarriage and has to publicly announce it because of Ellen

[@Velvetx4cove]

First of all, SHE FORCED A PREGNANT WOMAN TO GET DRUNK???

[@gl00myharvester]

​@@Velvetx4coveI think she was less forcing her to drink it and more forcing her to openly reject the alcohol, confirming her pregnancy. Still shit though, bc that same woman later had to come out saying she had miscarried, which she wouldn't have had to do if Ellen didn't force her to admit her pregnancy before she was ready

[@NylaTheWolf]

Yup, Mariah Carey specifically. And then she had a miscarriage a week later and had to announce that to the world instead of dealing with that trauma privately.

[@artsbyalyssa]

She's the kind of person to instead of saying "I'm sorry I hurt your feelings" she says "I'm sorry your feelings are hurt" like she's kind of apologizing but just for them being upset and not because she actually upset them

[@ffg2020]

Exactly

[@Griselda_Puppy]

@Alyssa *TRUTH!* I hate when people do this, one of the hallmarks of a fake apology!

[@jellybean2848]

She straight up said "IF I let you down" like there shouldn't be an "if" in that sentence

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

"Sorry you feel that way"

[@alexparkinson8238]

It feels like her apology shifts the blame onto the people she hurt

[@cartibee3255]

When she was like "there's people losing their lives to a pandemic and wildfires" I was dreadfully reminded of the Jeffrey Star apology

[@abstrakt8709]

I had flashbacks of a certain Kardashian losing her diamond earring in the sea : Kim there are people dying

[@daichisawamura20yearsago64]

@@abstrakt8709 😂😂

[@afroditesis4738]

I had flashbacks to Trisha apologising on behalf of Shane by bringing up police brutality.

[@b00mshakalaaka]

I was unironically reading this at the exact moment it was playing on the video

[@cheriesonline]

I came to the comments section to say the same thing.

[@Lawlsomedude]

"We're starting a new chapter for the workplace at Ellen! In this next chapter we're going to try to shoot for the MOST toxic workplace."

[@riolee2879]

TRIGGER WARNING*: This is even MORE devestating knowing Twitch (her DJ) was technically killed by her in proxy… [He “un-Alive’d” himself… I know he’s been fighting depression and he’s been candid about his ADHD that he, Jarvis and I all have in common…]… This is a great video, cause^ that I think is relevant to her abuse… Jarvis you really hit the nail on the head… I was on the Ellen show awhile back as an audience member, and the environment was def. weird/off/suspiciously-sterile… Jarvis I’m like you in a lot of ways I too* would watch Ellen at 4 PM with my ma/familia… -but ever since that time: me and my family were in the audience I lost that appreciation and even respect… I’m glad the love of my life directed me to your channel. ❤🙏 the community here has always been great supportive etc. … But last thing about Ellen… Her misdirection and failure to take full accountability killed any positive emotions I had about her. Anywho, ✌️ to the rest of Jarvis’s community and “stay golden pony-boy” Jarvis 😅😌

[@riolee2879]

And “unalived” is a substitute for “s******” (I don’t want YT to restrict my relevant* comment/experience) And me and my girlfriend constantly struggle with depressive thoughts of s****** & self harming… So abuse, and^ it’s a VERY personal topic for me. KNOW THERE ARE HOTLINES OUT THERE PLEASE*, I AM SORRY… I got a lil’ triggered, and I’m sorry if anyone else was in regards to my comment / experience 🙏❤️‍🩹

[@okmeowokmeow]

“People are loosing jobs because of the pandemic” Um, yeah, didn’t you contribute to that? Why won’t you talk about that?

[@thekingisdead6411]

Firing and hiring cheaper labor is simply business. It happens all the time.

[@gracerose7314]

@@thekingisdead6411 however she's still contradicting herself in that statement, since she was apart of that problem

[@autolycuse2554]

@@thekingisdead6411 Yeah, that doesn't mean it's right.

[@tanszism]

the thing is, doing so isn't bad at all. the fault lies squarely on the pandemic. if your work contract doesn't protect you in cases like this, no one has even the MORAL obligation to keep you hired.

[@redcraig-]

@@tanszism Exactlyyyyy

[@WasatchWind]

This is the best gold backed currency

[@moonlight.8831]

Ikr

[@redpanda5813]

Hwhwuuw

[@thedonpurplemanradiohour2508]

Jarvis Johnson videos are more stable than the US dollar

[@LucasBell420]

Hey Nice joke :)

[@dizzy.problems]

I’m in American history right now so that joke hit HARD.

[@carafurry7862]

Jarvis: in a store Hypothetical kid: wait didnt you punch me in the face 20 years ago Jarvis: yes and I am so sorry :(

[@emmaelizabeth4798]

love how she’s just talking about herself, she’s not admitting what she did was wrong

[@bird6082]

*R e m e m b e r w h e n w e u s e d t o s a y " E l l e n f o r P r e s i d e n t "* Lets never go back to those days.

[@bird6082]

I'm liking my own comment in case no one else does.

[@imfrenchsilkpie7607]

I am also now liking your comment

[@Kishurgen]

What's ironic is that we've voted a man with dementia as president

[@goldenbunnies4143]

@@Kishurgen still better than a everything-ist orange

[@helen3132]

@@Kishurgen Better than having a cheeto in office lol

[@Emma-ry9wm]

She reminds me of Shane, “I jUst lOvE hElpinG pEopLe”

[@konstance13]

"I'M aN emPaTh!"

[@gentlesandladymen]

“tHat wASn’T mE! weLl, It wAs Me, bUT I wAs dePResSEd!”

[@CelesticCF]

This thread is golden, stay safe everyone

[@CJ-iz3mp]

i'M An EMpAtH!!1!

[@stressed5558]

“BeCaUsE iM aN eMpAtH”

[@FollowerofDuck]

jarvis' hypothetical apology about a nonexistent child was more genuine and heartfelt than ellens apology about serious and real allegations.

[@yolandaponkers1581]

She really made a joke eight seconds after bringing up a teen who unalived himself.

[@ThePantorah]

When he said "my little golden babies" that felt like a soft pat on the back

[@faiza5857]

Wait where

[@Definitelynotabot4]

Right😂😂I felt that

[@wren_.]

@@faiza5857 on their back

[@asmolbean9300]

*pat pat*

[@papaya3642]

yeah, and on the head

[@consentclub8431]

Ellen wrote a stand-up routine instead of apologizing

[@genericname2747]

Hahahaha! I did some bad things! Hahahaha here's a joke!! I'm a good person! HAHAHAHA

[@yashironene7904]

No she didn't, stand up is supposed to be funny or relatable. Or even entertaining. Watching paint dry is more fun than watching Ellen's show

[@rachezzel]

@@yashironene7904 Noice PFP

[@TheAbimarie95]

With a laugh track since there’s no audience! 🙄

[@kunduco]

And it wasn't any good

[@je573]

Before any of this happened, I knew that Ellen made me uncomfortable. Something always seemed off about her but I could never quite tell what it was

[@queeenie]

This and Drew’s video on Ellen have actually made it to the top of my comfort videos (watching ellen get roasted is always comforting)

[@flamingfoxx]

Ellen: Hey hey hey guys, don't worry about the toxic environment I've put my employees into **holds up Twitch** I've got a black guy

[@michaelt4007]

Her promoting him to executive producer reminds me of this scene here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/boHCcqGsiq6pgNU

[@somedude172]

@@michaelt4007 that was her entire apology summarized in 17 seconds lmao

[@Me-do5tm]

I forgot his name for a second and was so confused what the streaming platform had to do with anything 😂

[@lamb2004]

she thinks she got away with it just because he gets the screen time.....somebody needs to get him out of there

[@jellybreath_]

Keanu Reeves: “You’re breathtaking” Jarvis Johnson: “You’re premium”

[@JCsmooth_]

I feel premium

[@bakermakingbread]

This is the big funny

[@ashv9565]

Jarvis: you're premium. Me: you're damn right.

[@claireszenda1984]

love the energy here

[@annikalang5229]

This is only the second video by you that I watched. But when you pulled out the Utada Hikaru Album I became a subscriber!

[@Lu4455]

Ellen: “I’m... *looks at smudged writing on hand* ...sonar.”

[@senza4591]

This is buried gold

[@Lu4455]

@@senza4591 Thanks lol

[@yellowbananago]

This is great

[@catawampus3079]

What’s the joke? Sorry I can’t figure out what she was supposed to say instead of “sonar” :P

[@Lu4455]

@@catawampus3079 Sorry

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

BREAKING NEWS: Ellen let me down 😔

[@linguini7294]

oh

[@antiantiderivative]

Can’t believe Ellen would do something like that 😭

[@allisonbailey8242]

Hi!

[@MaybeGrady]

Sorry about that....

[@royalblanket]

@Bo1t being called premium by jarvis is the best thing thats ever happened to me

[@HeyItsQuayshawn]

I really hope Twitch is actually qualified to go from DJ to Co-Exec Producer, because being put in a position you can't handle just to be a someone's token is the worst.

[@punkivy9776]

I'm so glad that you pointed out that sharing a sob story does not does anything to excuse or fix hurting other people. Basically, everyone in my life says "I'm sorry" and doesn't do anything about it, or they tell me about how their parents were abusive and that's why they don't treat me well and then apologize. Don't apologize if you're not actually going to do anything about it, because then you're just lying.

[@Housewarmin]

Twitch is her token black friend. Promoting one black man on your staff of 200+ people doesn’t fix the situation at all.

[@sailorsun1513]

Preach. Honestly, I'm disgusted how Ellen still has her show.

[@steph1802]

honestly the idea that ellen is nice to celebrities is also not entirely true, she has been so rude and condescending to some of the guests on her show and has on multiple occasions put people in uncomfortable situations. she literally forced mariah carey to announce her pregnancy before she was ready, she badgered dakota johnson about not being invited to a party that she was just too busy to attend, she annoyed michelle obama at a drugstore

[@toastandbutter7367]

E=Ellen T=Translator Yeah, and there was this kid who didn't speak English so there was a translator and E would ask a question. T took too long for her so E kept telling her to hurry up and made jokes on like, she didn't say much and yet T was taking so long. I think for a question E even ended up saying never mind and asked something else. Also, when BTS came on, she asked them stuff like if they've ever got with a fan (I think it was dated and/or hooked up with one). I get you to want to know, but that's just rude, never force someone to tell you something like that.

[@kylie3713]

Also she got annoyed at an interpreter for not translating what she was saying fast enough. If it can get her more views or they get in her way she’s willing to be a b*tch to celebs

[@anna_banana414]

Not to mention that after she made Mariah Carey announce the pregnancy or drink alcohol, she had a miscarriage.

[@aminuteinlife9503]

Nikki de jager from the Nikki tutorials KZbin channel wasn't allowed to go to the bathroom because she is transgender.

[@user-yk7yh9dp9c]

She also pestered Taylor swift about her multiple relationships. Poor woman started shouting "Stop! You're making me feel bad about myself! Stop!" she looked like she was on the verge of tears :( Edit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIO7h6h_qLt1pKs

[@KE28935]

I love how Ellen said “people are losing their jobs” -meanwhile she let go and didn’t pay her employees when Covid hit 🤨

[@showersinger38]

I'm high and you breaking the fourth wall to address our parasocial relationship while maintaining eye contact with me was... a lot

[@pissapocalypse]

I don't think it's borderline manipulative, it's just straight up manipulative lol

[@centurionpan3400]

You just wrote the same sentence twice

[@pissapocalypse]

@@centurionpan3400 The first sentence has "borderline"

[@centurionpan3400]

@@pissapocalypse borderline and straight up have basically the same meanings

[@pissapocalypse]

@@centurionpan3400 Borderline is almost, straight up is the thing

[@shahimagesyt]

bord·er·line /ˈbôrdərˌlīn/ noun noun: borderline; plural noun: borderlines a line marking a border. a division between two distinct (often extreme) conditions. "the borderline between ritual and custom" adjective adjective: borderline barely acceptable in quality or as belonging to a category; on the borderline. "references may be requested in borderline cases"

[@TheXTVproductions]

My father is/was an abusive prick but everyone we know thinks he is...oh .. Just a saint. The celebs saying she was nice to them is pretty much the same

[@SessVlogs]

I’m sorry about your father. People said the same thing about the guy who sexually assaulted me. I guess people can’t believe that others can put on such a convincing act for such long periods of time, but manipulators are absolute masters of it. Even I thought he was one of the nicest guys ever until he let his mask slip and hurt me, and even after that I tried to justify his actions to make it fit with the persona he’d been showing the world. Shit’s fucked, man.

[@melbapeach162]

I know that fucking feeling, sorry people don’t see him for who he is. I will hate him in solidarity to you.

[@amanda6876]

My in-laws are the same way. It’s infuriating.

[@TreebeardsHome]

Long-time abusers become more adept at hiding what goes on ‘behind closed doors’ & have a ‘mask’ they wear for everyone else. They put on an act of being a great person, and/or the most religious, most patient, Uber kind, insert-any-good-trait-here. Coming from someone who has experienced 28yrs of all forms of abuse by family, friends & boyfriends. That was one common denominator. I’m sorry for your pain. I’m sorry so many people have shared similar pain to yours. Hope you’re in a safe place now. Hope you’ve found good therapy, self confidence, and know how powerful you are. Hope each day gets better. Have a great weekend. Blessed be.

[@hoziersexual]

I feel this. Literally everyone thinks my parents are the best but...yeah..no.

[@asiam8615]

"You can still do good deeds and cause harm to people." Very meaningful words.

[@alexandramomsen8985]

I'm sorry if I've hurt you? No Ellen, you know you hurt people. She is just trying to push everything aside and is using a child's death to get sympathy. Absolutely disgusting.

[@crispymarsgaminggamesnmore9598]

@Fuck Your Opinions About Me I’m sorry for your loss 😔

[@shamillion]

So in essence, Ellen Jeffrey Starred her apology. Yikes.

[@krissybee123]

I had the same thought lmao

[@justSunny7]

@depressed cockroach actually... Nothing is worse than Seffre Jar's apology. This is still pretty bad though

[@HeyitsBri_]

Perfect

[@bugbrain5413]

Yeah basically 😂

[@ftgihf467]

I read it as Ellen Jefferee, “Starred” her apology

[@gooodmorning4526]

"Of course she's nice to the celebrities that come on her show" Even then, there are multiple instances of her making celebrities really uncomfortable and even upset on her show. Like she made Taylor Swift cry during an interview. She can't even be nice to the celebrities while on TV, how could we possibly believe she's nice to her employees behind closed doors?

[@NylaTheWolf]

And don't forget when she forced Mariah Carey to announce her pregnancy before she was ready to by giving her alcohol and forcing her to reject it. And then a week later she had to publicly announce she had a miscarriage instead of dealing with her grief in private.

[@deputydawgoneit]

19:12 Where do we begin Ellen? Maybe we begin by not comparing having to quarantine in your multi million dollar mansion to being in jail. We could start there.

[@livinginredsoxnation]

As an Ellen, we don’t claim her.

[@dedusmuln]

as a lesbian, we also don't claim her

[@jakethedragonymaster1235]

@@dedusmuln as a white person, she is permanently banned from the cool person table. (Not that I'm a part of said table, anyway)

[@johnlevin4567]

Jake the Dragony Master As a human, we don’t claim her either

[@shaggster2360]

As a living piece of matter, we don’t claim her.

[@slothisasin8240]

As a tree, we don't claim her either

[@MagicalGirlFia]

Okay so serious talk? This Ellen thing is kinda of sad for me because when I was still ‘closeted’ I saw this famous openly LGBTQ person and was like ‘Wow I am a normal human’ so this kinda hurt me to see her being so toxic even though I didn’t watch her show

[@genericname2747]

Hello, if you want a good LGBTQ role model, may I show you one Neil Patrick Harris?

[@MagicalGirlFia]

Generic Name He really is ngl This whole story was a few years ago and now I have some better LGBT role models Half of which are cartoon characters but still

[@sugaredoleander409]

yeah same i really... like, i want to like her because of all she's done for the community in normalising being lgbt and just, being seen as a normal person, so it sucks that all this is coming out.

[@MagicalGirlFia]

Sugared Oleander ^^^THIS!

[@genericname2747]

And it sucks that Ellen turned out to suck, because you KNOW homophobes are gonna use this as an excuse to hate on gay people.

[@777letsgoo]

r.i.p twitch :(

[@SarahGrace4991]

She didn't even apologize. She took ZERO responsibility for her behavior. This was like my mom's non apologies, and it's vaguely triggering. Lol

[@zoepotatoes1499]

I think we can safely add Ellen’s apology to the list of bad KZbinr apologies. But hey, at least she didn’t start fake crying!

[@cjgg4885]

Tbh I don't even think we should give them that. It's like the most bottom of the barrel thing that one can praised for. Even then I feel like Influencers are just using the fact that they aren't crying to their advantage. Gather up points for not being the very worst. They are really desperate to not get any punishment.

[@zoepotatoes1499]

CJG G Oh yeah totally. I was more just thinking about the whole “sigh, this is (gets “choked up”) really hard for me you guys. I didn’t even want to bring this up...” routine that a lot of KZbinrs do.

[@couchpotato4928]

Seriously why is it so hard to make an apology? Literally all you have to do is APOLOGIZE and it’ll be fine. Don’t dance around the issue, don’t try to manipulate the audience, it’ll just make them mad. APOLOGIZE!!! Though I guess you have to be a decent person to apologize

[@michaelt4007]

I feel like the problem with apologies on the Internet is that they are always one sided, people will always feel angry about one thing or another in the end, and they always feel fake, as if they are only apologizing because they got called out and got hate for what they did. That's why in my opinion the only way you can truly apologize on the Internet is live with other people there with you. That way you can talk to the audience rather then at them, you can answer questions as they come rather then make a full multiseries out of the apologizes, and any hate people hold towards you can be expressed and you can explane your side on that hate. But the thing about such apologizes is that they actually have to be real (which is why so few people do them) and if they aren't real then they will blow up in the persons face twice as hard. The problem with Ellens apology, even though it was live, is that it had all of the same problems as a normal apology but in the end it wasn't even an apology in the first place but rather her patting herself on the back and talking about how good she is.

[@dayd6383]

Fake crying is so last season. The present apology trend is to bring up the pandemic and racial issues to divert from what they are "apologizing" for.

[@zoeyiguess8358]

She's also not even that nice to the celebrities on her show... shes constantly making them uncomfortable to make a joke and is very condescending

[@lilmissynna9671]

True, especially when Mariah Carey guest on her show. And was forcing her to admit that she's pregnant through making her drink a glass of champagne.

[@Tuncapoo]

@@lilmissynna9671 and poor Mariah had to publicly announced that she had a miscarriage because of Ellen not respecting her privacy in the first place

[@JotaC]

Not to mention that one with Dakota Johnson, and Dakota didn't take any of her shit, and even called her out on her lies and manipulation.

[@mollymyers4173]

i’ve been saying it for years. the way she treats the some of the celebrities on the show, especially the ones not as popular, is awful. she embarasses them and makes them uncomfortable. she shows half naked pictures of male celebrities in front of them to make them uncomfortable and objectify them but acts like she’s not doing anything wrong because she’s gay and isn’t attracted to them. if she did that with a woman, people would be up in arms. she deliberately makes celebrities uncomfortable and digs into their personal lives to entertain her middle aged female audience

[@Bobswea]

Am i the only one who finds it uncomfortable when she asks (young) celebrities who they are dating or if they've slept with their (young) fans? And what's even weirder is she always asks the men if they are seeing a woman and the women if they are seeing a man. Idk but you would think that she of all people wouldn't ask such heteronormative questions or make people who are not ready to come out yet feel so uncomfortable. I've also noticed she always really rude to her international guests and always makes fun of them. It's become hard to watch her interviews and after that non-apology i don't see the point in supporting her.

[@gwynfortin3539]

R.I.P Dj Twitch will miss you.

[@jpocket7330]

Hey, IDK if you'll ever see this but this is one of my favorite videos I've ever seen on KZbin. You light up as you talk. And following your train of thought as you're drawing connections is so freaking fun. Love the natural progression of the video. 10/10 and WILL reccomend your channel.

[@javir4958]

Does anyone notice how she’s wearing white? It’s proved that wearing white can make you seem more innocent

[@davidkitaura7081]

Yes and grey for KZbinrs lol

[@javir4958]

@@davidkitaura7081 hahaha

[@kr3642]

I thought that was blue. Maybe that's only for court.

[@samcass67]

@@kr3642 technically her jeans are blue so you aren't wrong

[@nawtit7858]

yup very planned out